HOW many Lives has the Cat got? NINE! But when she was young, Poor Kitty was hung; So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, Kitty was hung When she was so young; But, as you would hope, She pulled a knife out of her side- |
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HOW many Lives has the Cat got? EIGHT! But, when she was rounder, A boy tried to drown her; So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, a boy tried to drown her When fatter and rounder, But, as you would wish, She slipped the stone off her neck, |
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HOW many Lives has the Cat got? SEVEN! But, as I have learnt, Poor Pussy was burnt. So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, Pussy was burnt, As I too have learnt; But, as you will read, She jumped into the water-butt before |
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HOW many Lives has the Cat got? SIX! But she fell off the house, Running after a mouse; So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, she fell off the house Running after a mouse; But, as life is sweet, Before you could count
One,
Two, |
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HOW many Lives has the Cat got? FIVE! But I hear she has not; For they say she was shot. So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, with a gun she was shot, And a trigger it had got, I saw the man pull it; But Pussy held up her paws like the Wizard of the North, and before you could count, One, Two, Three, caught the Bullet. |
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HOW many Lives has the Cat got? FOUR! But people all say She was poison’d one day; So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, it’s true, people say She was poison’d one day, And very much it shock’d her; But the moment she felt ill, and before you |
HOW many Lives has the Cat got? THREE! But then the old wall Crush’d her in its fall. So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, I know the old wall Flatten’d Puss in its fall, And a dozen of her fellows; But Pussy walked sideways into the kitchen, and before you could count One, Two, Three, blew herself out with the bellows. |
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HOW many Lives has the Cat got? TWO! But, bit by a dog, She is dead as a log. So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, bit by a dog, But not dead as a log, As you’ll gladly find; For she climbed up the apple-tree before | |||
HOW many Lives has the Cat got? ONE! But then she’s grown old, And has caught a bad cold; So how many Lives has the Cat got? |
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ES, she has grown old, And has caught a bad cold, Only bread and milk she touches, Except a little gruel, but she burns a great |
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NOW many Lives has the Cat got? NONE! Is it true then, as they said, That poor old Puss is dead, So many lives as she’d got? |
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ES, the song has all been said, And poor old Puss is dead, Let it never be forgot; Although not One,
Two,
Three,
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