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Title: Burlesques

Author: H. M. Bateman

Release date: May 3, 2012 [eBook #39604]

Language: English

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BURLESQUES


MR. GEORGE GRAVES IN "PRINCESS CAPRICE" MR. GEORGE GRAVES IN "PRINCESS CAPRICE"

BURLESQUES

BY

H. M. BATEMAN

WITH AN INTRODUCTORY NOTE BY A. E. JOHNSON

LONDON

DUCKWORTH & CO.

3 HENRIETTA STREET, COVENT GARDEN


[ iv] First Published 1916 First Published 1916

PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY WM. BRENDON AND SON, LTD.
PLYMOUTH, ENGLAND


INTRODUCTORY NOTE

Mr. H. M. Bateman possesses in remarkable degree that[ v] rare gift, a real power of comic draughtsmanship. He is capable not only of comic vision, but of comic expression. His "line" is an instinctive expression of the comic: it reveals an innate feeling for the essentially humorous. To put it briefly, if somewhat vaguely, he "draws funnily." He is the terse and witty pictorial raconteur—a shrewd observer who can sum up a character, or conjure up a scene, with a few strokes of such penetrating insight that they carry instant conviction.

Humour of the kind which the drawings in this volume embody is so spontaneous, and the expression of it so direct and incisive, that there is perhaps a tendency to overlook the intensity of the effort which produces the seemingly effortless result. Mr. Bateman's method is sometimes described as caricature, but that is to miss its true significance, though the term may seem, upon the surface, appropriate enough. Caricature is the art of inducing humour, by dint of satirical exaggeration, in a subject not necessarily humorous of itself. Mr. Bateman's more difficult function is to reveal humour, not to impose it.

There is no trace of the self-conscious humorist in these drawings. Facetiousness is a quality conspicuously and gratefully absent. The artist's only concern is to pluck the very heart out of his subject, and that his mind has a trend towards the humorous aspect of life is merely[ vi] accidental. For it is the humour of life, not merely of men, that attracts him, and even when he deals with seemingly quite trivial subjects, there is nothing petty or trite about his comic treatment of them.

He generalises. His observations are of types, not of individuals, of situations rather than of scenes. He draws for us people whom we all know but none of us have actually seen, for when he portrays a type his sketch embodies all the salient characteristics that go to make that type. If he draws a plumber, for example, he shows us the Compleat Plumber—more like a plumber than any plumber ever was. And as with character, so with action—whatever Mr. Bateman elects to make his puppets do, they do it with an intensity and vigour beyond all practical possibility, but not (and this is the artist's secret) beyond the bounds of imagination and belief. When a man is seen running in a Bateman drawing he does not merely run—he runs; if he slumbers, one can veritably hear him snore! The intensity of the artist's imaginative effort visualises for us that which cannot humanly be, but would be if it could.

Pictorial exponents of the comic art are few, for of so-called "humorous drawings" not many are inspired by the true comic spirit. It is a fortunate opportunity, therefore, which the present volume provides of preserving in collected form so much that bears the evident stamp of the real thing.

A. E. J.


[ vii]

LIST OF DRAWINGS

PAGEPAGE
They call it "Fame"1Man and Wife37
Maestros: The Impressive3Speechmakers: The Faithful Old
Maestros: The Unemotional5Dog39
Maestros: The Sentimental7Speechmakers: The Worm41
The Winter Vest9Twins43
The Man who Won a Motor-car11Platonic45
The Accompanist who did her Best13All this for 3d., 6d., and 1/-47
The Potter-about-the-hall-all-The Missed Putt49
day Person15The Man who only wanted Two
The Grumble-at-the-food-and-Halfpennies for a Penny51
everything-else-Person17Psychic: Gloom53
"I Remember in 1870——"19Lost—a Pekinese Dog55
The Temper21Dancers and Dances: Spanish57
Genuine Antiques23Dancers and Dances: American59
Sights up in Town25Dancers and Dances: Oriental61
Sights down in the Country27The Public Library63
Little Tich29Merely a Matter of Seconds65
The Blue31A Heart to Heart Talk67
Preparations for a Great Offensive32, 33How I Won the Marathon69
Garçon!3599° in the Shade71


The drawings contained in this book originally appeared,
with some exceptions, in "The Sketch," "London Opinion,"
"The Graphic," "The Bystander," "Printer's Pie" and
"Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News." The author is
indebted to the proprietors of these journals for permission to
issue them in this volume.


[ 1] THEY CALL IT "FAME" THEY CALL IT "FAME"

[ 2]

[ 3] MAESTROS I. The Impressive: Rachmaninoff's "Prelude" MAESTROS I. The Impressive: Rachmaninoff's "Prelude"

[ 4]

[ 5] MAESTROS II. The Unemotional: Bach's "Italian Fugue" MAESTROS II. The Unemotional: Bach's "Italian Fugue"

[ 6]

[ 7] MAESTROS III. The Sentimental: A Chopin Nocturne MAESTROS III. The Sentimental: A Chopin Nocturne

[ 8]

[ 9] STUDIES OF A RESPECTABLE MIDDLE-AGED GENTLEMAN WEARING A NEW WINTER VEST FOR THE FIRST TIME STUDIES OF A RESPECTABLE MIDDLE-AGED GENTLEMAN WEARING A NEW WINTER VEST FOR THE FIRST TIME

[ 10]

[ 11] THE MAN WHO WON A MOTOR-CAR THE MAN WHO WON A MOTOR-CAR

[ 12]

[ 13] THE ACCOMPANIST WHO DID HER BEST THE ACCOMPANIST WHO DID HER BEST

[ 14]

[ 15] HOTEL HOGS The potter-about-the-hall-all-day-and-watch-the-new-arrivals person HOTEL HOGS The potter-about-the-hall-all-day-and-watch-the-new-arrivals person

[ 16]

[ 17] HOTEL HOGS The grumble-at-the-food-and-everything-else person HOTEL HOGS The grumble-at-the-food-and-everything-else person

[ 18]

[ 19] "I REMEMBER IN 1870——" London clubmen in war-time parading for practice in writing to the papers "I REMEMBER IN 1870——" London clubmen in war-time parading for practice in writing to the papers

[ 20]

[ 21] THE TEMPER THE TEMPER

[ 22] The Goblets The Goblets

[ 23] GENUINE ANTIQUES GENUINE ANTIQUES

[ 24]

[ 25] SIGHTS UP IN TOWN SIGHTS UP IN TOWN

[ 26]

[ 27] SIGHTS DOWN IN THE COUNTRY SIGHTS DOWN IN THE COUNTRY

[ 28]

[ 29] LITTLE TICH LITTLE TICH

[ 30]

[ 31] THE BLUE THE BLUE

[ 32] PREPARATIONS FOR— PREPARATIONS FOR—

[ 33] —A GREAT OFFENSIVE —A GREAT OFFENSIVE

[ 34]

[ 35] "GARÇON!" "GARÇON!"

[ 36]

[ 37] MAN AND WIFE MAN AND WIFE

[ 38]

[ 39] SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Faithful Old Dog SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Faithful Old Dog

[ 40]

[ 41] SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Worm SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Worm

[ 42]

[ 43] TWINS TWINS

[ 44]

[ 45] PLATONIC PLATONIC

[ 46]

[ 47] ALL THIS FOR 3D., 6D., AND 1/- ALL THIS FOR 3D., 6D., AND 1/-

[ 48]

[ 49] THE MISSED PUTT THE MISSED PUTT

[ 50]

[ 51] THE MAN WHO ONLY WANTED TWO HALFPENNIES FOR A PENNY THE MAN WHO ONLY WANTED TWO HALFPENNIES FOR A PENNY

[ 52]

[ 53] PSYCHIC PSYCHIC

[ 54]

[ 55] LOST—A PEKINESE DOG LOST—A PEKINESE DOG

[ 56]


[ 57] DANCERS AND DANCES Spanish DANCERS AND DANCES Spanish

[ 58]

[ 59] DANCERS AND DANCES American DANCERS AND DANCES American

[ 60]

[ 61] DANCERS AND DANCES Oriental DANCERS AND DANCES Oriental

[ 62]

[ 63] THE PUBLIC LIBRARY THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

[ 64]

[ 65] MERELY A MATTER OF SECONDS MERELY A MATTER OF SECONDS

[ 66]

[ 67] A HEART-TO-HEART TALK A HEART-TO-HEART TALK

[ 68]

[ 69] HOW I WON THE MARATHON HOW I WON THE MARATHON

[ 70]


[ 71] 99° IN THE SHADE 99° IN THE SHADE


Transcriber's Notes

Obvious punctuation and spelling errors repaired.