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                       A BOOK OF GHOSTS

                   BY S. BARING-GOULD, M.A.


    WITH EIGHT ILLUSTRATIONS BY D. MURRAY SMITH

    SECOND EDITION

    METHUEN & CO.
    36 ESSEX STREET W.C.
    LONDON

    _Colonial Library_

    _First Published      October 1904_
    _Second Edition       December 1904_




[Illustration: "WHO ARE YOU?"]




PREFACE


Some of the stories in this volume have already appeared in print. "The
Red-haired Girl" in _The Windsor Magazine_; "Colonel Halifax's Ghost
Story" in _The Illustrated English Magazine_; "Glamr" I told in my
_Iceland: Its Scenes and Sagas_, published in 1863, and long ago out of
print. "The Bold Venture" appeared in _The Graphic_; "The 9.30 Up-train"
as long ago as 1853 in _Once a Week_.




CONTENTS


JEAN BOUCHON

POMPS AND VANITIES

MCALISTER

THE LEADEN RING

THE MOTHER OF PANSIES

THE RED-HAIRED GIRL

A PROFESSIONAL SECRET

H. P.

GLAMR

COLONEL HALIFAX'S GHOST STORY

THE MEREWIGS

THE "BOLD VENTURE"

MUSTAPHA

LITTLE JOE GANDER

A DEAD FINGER

BLACK RAM

A HAPPY RELEASE

THE 9.30 UP-TRAIN

ON THE LEADS

AUNT JOANNA

THE WHITE FLAG




LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS


"Who are you?"

"Then the bride put back her veil, and Betty, studying the white face,
saw that this actually was not herself; it was her dead sister Letice"

"Her hat was blown off, and next instant a detonation rang through her
head as though a gun had been fired into her ear"

"If he went out for a walk they trotted forth with him, some before,
some following"

"You let that Mustapha come in, and try and stick his knife into me"

"'Mammy!' said he; 'Mammy! my violin cost me three shillings and
sixpence, and I can't make it play no-ways'"

"I believe that they are talking goody-goody"

"She thrust her hand into the teapot and drew forth the coins, one by
one, and rolled them along the table"




A BOOK OF GHOSTS




JEAN BOUCHON


I was in Orleans a good many years ago. At the time it was my purpose to
write a life of Joan of Arc, and I considered it advisable to visit the
scenes of her exploits, so as to be able to give to my narrative some
local colour.

But I did not find Orleans answer to my expectations. It is a dull town,
very modern in appearance, but with that measly and decrepit look which
is so general in French towns. There was a Place Jeanne d'Arc, with an
equestrian statue of her in the midst, flourishing a banner. There was
the house that the Maid had occupied after the taking of the city, but,
with the exception of the walls and rafters, it had undergone so much
alteration and modernisation as to have lost its interest. A museum of
memorials of la Pucelle had been formed, but possessed no genuine
relics, only arms and tapestries of a later date.

The city walls she had besieged, the gate through which she had burst,
had been levelled, and their places taken by boulevards. The very
cathedral in which she had knelt to return thanks for her victory was
not the same. That had been blown up by the Huguenots, and the cathedral
that now stands was erected on its ruins in 1601.

There was an ormolu figure of Jeanne on the clock--never wound up--upon
the mantelshelf in my room at the hotel, and there were chocolate
figures of her in the confectioners' shop-windows for children to suck.
When I sat down at 7 p.m. to table d'hote, at my inn, I was out of
heart. The result of my exploration of sites had been unsatisfactory;
but I trusted on the morrow to be able to find material to serve my
purpose in the municipal archives of the town library.

My dinner ended, I sauntered to a cafe.

That I selected opened on to the Place, but there was a back entrance
near to my hotel, leading through a long, stone-paved passage at the
back of the houses in the street, and by ascending three or four stone
steps one entered the long, well-lighted cafe. I came into it from the
back by this means, and not from the front.

I took my place and called for a cafe-cognac. Then I picked up a French
paper and proceeded to read it--all but the feuilleton. In my experience
I have never yet come across anyone who reads the feuilletons in a
French paper; and my impression is that these snippets of novel are
printed solely for the purpose of filling up space and disguising the
lack of news at the disposal of the editors. The French papers borrow
their information relative to foreign affairs largely from the English
journals, so that they are a day behind ours in the foreign news that
they publish.

Whilst I was engaged in reading, something caused me to look up, and I
noticed standing by the white marble-topped table, on which was my
coffee, a waiter, with a pale face and black whiskers, in an expectant
attitude.

I was a little nettled at his precipitancy in applying for payment, but
I put it down to my being a total stranger there; and without a word I
set down half a franc and a ten centimes coin, the latter as his
_pourboire_. Then I proceeded with my reading.

I think a quarter of an hour had elapsed, when I rose to depart, and
then, to my surprise, I noticed the half-franc still on the table, but
the sous piece was gone.

I beckoned to a waiter, and said: "One of you came to me a little while
ago demanding payment. I think he was somewhat hasty in pressing for it;
however, I set the money down, and the fellow has taken the tip, and has
neglected the charge for the coffee."

"_Sapristi!_" exclaimed the _garcon_; "Jean Bouchon has been at his
tricks again."

I said nothing further; asked no questions. The matter did not concern
me, or indeed interest me in the smallest degree; and I left.

Next day I worked hard in the town library. I cannot say that I lighted
on any unpublished documents that might serve my purpose.

I had to go through the controversial literature relative to whether
Jeanne d'Arc was burnt or not, for it has been maintained that a person
of the same name, and also of Arques, died a natural death some time
later, and who postured as the original warrior-maid. I read a good many
monographs on the Pucelle, of various values; some real contributions to
history, others mere second-hand cookings-up of well-known and
often-used material. The sauce in these latter was all that was new.

In the evening, after dinner, I went back to the same cafe and called
for black coffee with a nip of brandy. I drank it leisurely, and then
retreated to the desk where I could write some letters.

I had finished one, and was folding it, when I saw the same pale-visaged
waiter standing by with his hand extended for payment. I put my hand
into my pocket, pulled out a fifty centimes piece and a coin of two
sous, and placed both beside me, near the man, and proceeded to put my
letter in an envelope, which I then directed.

Next I wrote a second letter, and that concluded, I rose to go to one of
the tables and to call for stamps, when I noticed that again the silver
coin had been left untouched, but the copper piece had been taken away.

I tapped for a waiter.

"_Tiens_," said I, "that fellow of yours has been bungling again. He has
taken the tip and has left the half-franc."

"Ah! Jean Bouchon once more!"

"But who is Jean Bouchon?"

The man shrugged his shoulders, and, instead of answering my query,
said: "I should recommend monsieur to refuse to pay Jean Bouchon
again--that is, supposing monsieur intends revisiting this cafe."

"I most assuredly will not pay such a noodle," I said; "and it passes my
comprehension how you can keep such a fellow on your staff."

I revisited the library next day, and then walked by the Loire, that
rolls in winter such a full and turbid stream, and in summer, with a
reduced flood, exposes gravel and sand-banks. I wandered around the
town, and endeavoured vainly to picture it, enclosed by walls and drums
of towers, when on April 29th, 1429, Jeanne threw herself into the town
and forced the English to retire, discomfited and perplexed.

In the evening I revisited the cafe and made my wants known as before.
Then I looked at my notes, and began to arrange them.

Whilst thus engaged I observed the waiter, named Jean Bouchon, standing
near the table in an expectant attitude as before. I now looked him full
in the face and observed his countenance. He had puffy white cheeks,
small black eyes, thick dark mutton-chop whiskers, and a broken nose. He
was decidedly an ugly man, but not a man with a repulsive expression of
face.

"No," said I, "I will give you nothing. I will not pay you. Send another
_garcon_ to me."

As I looked at him to see how he took this refusal, he seemed to fall
back out of my range, or, to be more exact, the lines of his form and
features became confused. It was much as though I had been gazing on a
reflection in still water; that something had ruffled the surface, and
all was broken up and obliterated. I could see him no more. I was
puzzled and a bit startled, and I rapped my coffee-cup with the spoon to
call the attention of a waiter. One sprang to me immediately.

"See!" said I, "Jean Bouchon has been here again; I told him that I
would not pay him one sou, and he has vanished in a most perplexing
manner. I do not see him in the room."

"No, he is not in the room."

"When he comes in again, send him to me. I want to have a word with
him."

The waiter looked confused, and replied: "I do not think that Jean will
return."

"How long has he been on your staff?"

"Oh! he has not been on our staff for some years."

"Then why does he come here and ask for payment for coffee and what else
one may order?"

"He never takes payment for anything that has been consumed. He takes
only the tips."

"But why do you permit him to do that?"

"We cannot help ourselves."

"He should not be allowed to enter the cafe."

"No one can keep him out."

"This is surpassing strange. He has no right to the tips. You should
communicate with the police."

The waiter shook his head. "They can do nothing. Jean Bouchon died in
1869."

"Died in 1869!" I repeated.

"It is so. But he still comes here. He never pesters the old customers,
the inhabitants of the town--only visitors, strangers."

"Tell me all about him."

"Monsieur must pardon me now. We have many in the place, and I have my
duties."

"In that case I will drop in here to-morrow morning when you are
disengaged, and I will ask you to inform me about him. What is your
name?"

"At monsieur's pleasure--Alphonse."

Next morning, in place of pursuing the traces of the Maid of Orleans, I
went to the cafe to hunt up Jean Bouchon. I found Alphonse with a duster
wiping down the tables. I invited him to a table and made him sit down
opposite me. I will give his story in substance, only where advisable
recording his exact words.

Jean Bouchon had been a waiter at this particular cafe. Now in some of
these establishments the attendants are wont to have a box, into which
they drop all the tips that are received; and at the end of the week it
is opened, and the sum found in it is divided _pro rata_ among the
waiters, the head waiter receiving a larger portion than the others.
This is not customary in all such places of refreshment, but it is in
some, and it was so in this cafe. The average is pretty constant, except
on special occasions, as when a fete occurs; and the waiters know within
a few francs what their perquisites will be.

But in the cafe where served Jean Bouchon the sum did not reach the
weekly total that might have been anticipated; and after this deficit
had been noted for a couple of months the waiters were convinced that
there was something wrong, somewhere or somehow. Either the common box
was tampered with, or one of them did not put in his tips received. A
watch was set, and it was discovered that Jean Bouchon was the
defaulter. When he had received a gratuity, he went to the box, and
pretended to put in the coin, but no sound followed, as would have been
the case had one been dropped in.

There ensued, of course, a great commotion among the waiters when this
was discovered. Jean Bouchon endeavoured to brave it out, but the
_patron_ was appealed to, the case stated, and he was dismissed. As he
left by the back entrance, one of the younger _garcons_ put out his leg
and tripped Bouchon up, so that he stumbled and fell headlong down the
steps with a crash on the stone floor of the passage. He fell with such
violence on his forehead that he was taken up insensible. His bones were
fractured, there was concussion of the brain, and he died within a few
hours without recovering consciousness.

"We were all very sorry and greatly shocked," said Alphonse; "we did not
like the man, he had dealt dishonourably by us, but we wished him no
ill, and our resentment was at an end when he was dead. The waiter who
had tripped him up was arrested, and was sent to prison for some months,
but the accident was due to _une mauvaise plaisanterie_ and no malice
was in it, so that the young fellow got off with a light sentence. He
afterwards married a widow with a cafe at Vierzon, and is there, I
believe, doing well.

"Jean Bouchon was buried," continued Alphonse; "and we waiters attended
the funeral and held white kerchiefs to our eyes. Our head waiter even
put a lemon into his, that by squeezing it he might draw tears from his
eyes. We all subscribed for the interment, that it should be
dignified--majestic as becomes a waiter."

"And do you mean to tell me that Jean Bouchon has haunted this cafe ever
since?"

"Ever since 1869," replied Alphonse.

"And there is no way of getting rid of him?"

"None at all, monsieur. One of the Canons of Bourges came in here one
evening. We did suppose that Jean Bouchon would not approach, molest an
ecclesiastic, but he did. He took his _pourboire_ and left the rest,
just as he treated monsieur. Ah! monsieur! but Jean Bouchon did well in
1870 and 1871 when those pigs of Prussians were here in occupation. The
officers came nightly to our cafe, and Jean Bouchon was greatly on the
alert. He must have carried away half of the gratuities they offered. It
was a sad loss to us."

"This is a very extraordinary story," said I.

"But it is true," replied Alphonse.

Next day I left Orleans. I gave up the notion of writing the life of
Joan of Arc, as I found that there was absolutely no new material to be
gleaned on her history--in fact, she had been thrashed out.

Years passed, and I had almost forgotten about Jean Bouchon, when, the
other day, I was in Orleans once more, on my way south, and at once the
whole story recurred to me.

I went that evening to the same cafe. It had been smartened up since I
was there before. There was more plate glass, more gilding; electric
light had been introduced, there were more mirrors, and there were also
ornaments that had not been in the cafe before.

I called for cafe-cognac and looked at a journal, but turned my eyes on
one side occasionally, on the look-out for Jean Bouchon. But he did not
put in an appearance. I waited for a quarter of an hour in expectation,
but saw no sign of him.

Presently I summoned a waiter, and when he came up I inquired: "But
where is Jean Bouchon?"

"Monsieur asks after Jean Bouchon?" The man looked surprised.

"Yes, I have seen him here previously. Where is he at present?"

"Monsieur has seen Jean Bouchon? Monsieur perhaps knew him. He died in
1869."

"I know that he died in 1869, but I made his acquaintance in 1874. I saw
him then thrice, and he accepted some small gratuities of me."

"Monsieur tipped Jean Bouchon?"

"Yes, and Jean Bouchon accepted my tips."

"_Tiens_, and Jean Bouchon died five years before."

"Yes, and what I want to know is how you have rid yourselves of Jean
Bouchon, for that you have cleared the place of him is evident, or he
would have been pestering me this evening." The man looked disconcerted
and irresolute.

"Hold," said I; "is Alphonse here?"

"No, monsieur, Alphonse has left two or three years ago. And monsieur
saw Jean Bouchon in 1874. I was not then here. I have been here only six
years."

"But you can in all probability inform me of the manner of getting quit
of Jean."

"Monsieur! I am very busy this evening, there are so many gentlemen come
in."

"I will give you five francs if you will tell me all--all--succinctly
about Jean Bouchon."

"Will monsieur be so good as to come here to-morrow during the morning?
and then I place myself at the disposition of monsieur."

"I shall be here at eleven o'clock."

At the appointed time I was at the cafe. If there is an institution that
looks ragged and dejected and dissipated, it is a cafe in the morning,
when the chairs are turned upside-down, the waiters are in aprons and
shirt-sleeves, and a smell of stale tobacco lurks about the air, mixed
with various other unpleasant odours.

The waiter I had spoken to on the previous evening was looking out for
me. I made him seat himself at a table with me. No one else was in the
saloon except another _garcon_, who was dusting with a long
feather-brush.

"Monsieur," began the waiter, "I will tell you the whole truth. The
story is curious, and perhaps everyone would not believe it, but it is
well _documentee_. Jean Bouchon was at one time in service here. We had
a box. When I say we, I do not mean myself included, for I was not here
at the time."

"I know about the common box. I know the story down to my visit to
Orleans in 1874, when I saw the man."

"Monsieur has perhaps been informed that he was buried in the
cemetery?"

"I do know that, at the cost of his fellow-waiters."

"Well, monsieur, he was poor, and his fellow-waiters, though
well-disposed, were not rich. So he did not have a grave _en
perpetuite_. Accordingly, after many years, when the term of consignment
was expired, and it might well be supposed that Jean Bouchon had
mouldered away, his grave was cleared out to make room for a fresh
occupant. Then a very remarkable discovery was made. It was found that
his corroded coffin was crammed--literally stuffed--with five and ten
centimes pieces, and with them were also some German coins, no doubt
received from those pigs of Prussians during the occupation of Orleans.
This discovery was much talked about. Our proprietor of the cafe and the
head waiter went to the mayor and represented to him how matters
stood--that all this money had been filched during a series of years
since 1869 from the waiters. And our _patron_ represented to him that it
should in all propriety and justice be restored to us. The mayor was a
man of intelligence and heart, and he quite accepted this view of the
matter, and ordered the surrender of the whole coffin-load of coins to
us, the waiters of the cafe."

"So you divided it amongst you."

"Pardon, monsieur; we did not. It is true that the money might
legitimately be regarded as belonging to us. But then those defrauded,
or most of them, had left long ago, and there were among us some who had
not been in service in the cafe more than a year or eighteen months. We
could not trace the old waiters. Some were dead, some had married and
left this part of the country. We were not a corporation. So we held a
meeting to discuss what was to be done with the money. We feared,
moreover, that unless the spirit of Jean Bouchon were satisfied, he
might continue revisiting the cafe and go on sweeping away the tips. It
was of paramount importance to please Jean Bouchon, to lay out the money
in such a manner as would commend itself to his feelings. One suggested
one thing, one another. One proposed that the sum should be expended on
masses for the repose of Jean's soul. But the head waiter objected to
that. He said that he thought he knew the mind of Jean Bouchon, and that
this would not commend itself to it. He said, did our head waiter, that
he knew Jean Bouchon from head to heels. And he proposed that all the
coins should be melted up, and that out of them should be cast a statue
of Jean Bouchon in bronze, to be set up here in the cafe, as there were
not enough coins to make one large enough to be erected in a Place. If
monsieur will step with me he will see the statue; it is a superb work
of art."

He led the way, and I followed.

In the midst of the cafe stood a pedestal, and on this basis a bronze
figure about four feet high. It represented a man reeling backward, with
a banner in his left hand, and the right raised towards his brow, as
though he had been struck there by a bullet. A sabre, apparently fallen
from his grasp, lay at his feet. I studied the face, and it most
assuredly was utterly unlike Jean Bouchon with his puffy cheeks,
mutton-chop whiskers, and broken nose, as I recalled him.

"But," said I, "the features do not--pardon me--at all resemble those of
Jean Bouchon. This might be the young Augustus, or Napoleon I. The
profile is quite Greek."

"It may be so," replied the waiter. "But we had no photograph to go by.
We had to allow the artist to exercise his genius, and, above all, we
had to gratify the spirit of Jean Bouchon."

"I see. But the attitude is inexact. Jean Bouchon fell down the steps
headlong, and this represents a man staggering backwards."

"It would have been inartistic to have shown him precipitated forwards;
besides, the spirit of Jean might not have liked it."

"Quite so. I understand. But the flag?"

"That was an idea of the artist. Jean could not be made holding a
coffee-cup. You will see the whole makes a superb subject. Art has its
exigencies. Monsieur will see underneath is an inscription on the
pedestal."

I stooped, and with some astonishment read--

              "JEAN BOUCHON
        MORT SUR LE CHAMP DE GLOIRE
                   1870
    DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI."

"Why!" objected I, "he died from falling a cropper in the back passage,
not on the field of glory."

"Monsieur! all Orleans is a field of glory. Under S. Aignan did we not
repel Attila and his Huns in 451? Under Jeanne d'Arc did we not repulse
the English--monsieur will excuse the allusion--in 1429. Did we not
recapture Orleans from the Germans in November, 1870?"

"That is all very true," I broke in. "But Jean Bouchon neither fought
against Attila nor with la Pucelle, nor against the Prussians. Then
'_Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori_' is rather strong, considering
the facts."

"How? Does not monsieur see that the sentiment is patriotic and
magnificent?"

"I admit that, but dispute the application."

"Then why apply it? The sentiment is all right."

"But by implication it refers to Jean Bouchon, who died, not for his
country, but in a sordid coffee-house brawl. Then, again, the date is
wrong. Jean Bouchon died in 1869, not in 1870."

"That is only out by a year."

"Yes, but with this mistake of a year, and with the quotation from
Horace, and with the attitude given to the figure, anyone would suppose
that Jean Bouchon had fallen in the retaking of Orleans from the
Prussians."

"Ah! monsieur, who looks on a monument and expects to find thereon the
literal truth relative to the deceased?"

"This is something of a sacrifice to truth," I demurred.

"Sacrifice is superb!" said the waiter. "There is nothing more noble,
more heroic than sacrifice."

"But not the sacrifice of truth."

"Sacrifice is always sacrifice."

"Well," said I, unwilling further to dispute, "this is certainly a great
creation out of nothing."

"Not out of nothing; out of the coppers that Jean Bouchon had filched
from us, and which choked up his coffin."

"Jean Bouchon has been seen no more?"

"No, monsieur. And yet--yes, once, when the statue was unveiled. Our
_patron_ did that. The cafe was crowded. All our _habitues_ were there.
The _patron_ made a magnificent oration; he drew a superb picture of the
moral, intellectual, social, and political merits of Jean Bouchon. There
was not a dry eye among the audience, and the speaker choked with
emotion. Then, as we stood in a ring, not too near, we saw--I was there
and I distinctly saw, so did the others--Jean Bouchon standing with his
back to us, looking intently at the statue of himself. Monsieur, as he
thus stood I could discern his black mutton-chop whiskers projecting
upon each side of his head. Well, sir, not one word was spoken. A dead
silence fell upon all. Our _patron_ ceased to speak, and wiped his eyes
and blew his nose. A sort of holy awe possessed us all. Then, after the
lapse of some minutes, Jean Bouchon turned himself about, and we all saw
his puffy pale cheeks, his thick sensual lips, his broken nose, his
little pig's eyes. He was very unlike his idealised portrait in the
statue; but what matters that? It gratified the deceased, and it injured
no one. Well, monsieur, Jean Bouchon stood facing us, and he turned his
head from one side to another, and gave us all what I may term a greasy
smile. Then he lifted up his hands as though invoking a blessing on us
all, and vanished. Since then he has not been seen."




POMPS AND VANITIES


Colonel Mountjoy had an appointment in India that kept him there
permanently. Consequently he was constrained to send his two daughters
to England when they were quite children. His wife had died of cholera
at Madras. The girls were Letice and Betty. There was a year's
difference in their ages, but they were extraordinarily alike, so much
so that they might have been supposed to be twins.

Letice was given up to the charge of Miss Mountjoy, her father's sister,
and Betty to that of Lady Lacy, her maternal aunt. Their father would
have preferred that his daughters should have been together, but there
were difficulties in the way; neither of the ladies was inclined to be
burdened with both, and if both had been placed with one the other might
have regarded and resented this as a slight.

As the children grew up their likeness in feature became more close, but
they diverged exceedingly in expression. A sullenness, an unhappy look,
a towering fire of resentment characterised that of Letice, whereas the
face of Betty was open and gay.

This difference was due to the difference in their bringing up.

Lady Lacy, who had a small house in North Devon, was a kindly,
intellectual, and broad-minded old lady, of sweet disposition but a
decided will. She saw a good deal of society, and did her best to train
Betty to be an educated and liberal-minded woman of culture and
graceful manners. She did not send her to school, but had her taught at
home; and on the excuse that her eyes were weak by artificial light she
made the girl read to her in the evenings, and always read books that
were standard and calculated to increase her knowledge and to develop
her understanding. Lady Lacy detested all shams, and under her influence
Betty grew up to be thoroughly straightforward, healthy-minded, and
true.

On the other hand, Miss Mountjoy was, as Letice called her, a Killjoy.
She had herself been reared in the midst of the Clapham sect; had become
rigid in all her ideas, narrow in all her sympathies, and a bundle of
prejudices.

The present generation of young people know nothing of the system of
repression that was exercised in that of their fathers and mothers. Now
the tendency is wholly in the other direction, and too greatly so. It is
possibly due to a revulsion of feeling against a training that is looked
back upon with a shudder.

To that narrow school there existed but two categories of men and women,
the Christians and the Worldlings, and those who pertained to it
arrogated to themselves the former title. The Judgment had already begun
with the severance of the sheep from the goats, and the saints who
judged the world had their Jerusalem at Clapham.

In that school the works of the great masters of English literature,
Shakespeare, Pope, Scott, Byron, were taboo; no work of imagination was
tolerated save the Apocalypse, and that was degraded into a polemic by
such scribblers as Elliot and Cumming.

No entertainments, not even the oratorios of Handel, were tolerated;
they savoured of the world. The nearest approach to excitement was found
in a missionary meeting. The Chinese contract the feet of their
daughters, but those English Claphamites cramped the minds of their
children. The Venetians made use of an iron prison, with gradually
contracting walls, that finally crushed the life out of the captive.
But these elect Christians put their sons and daughters into a school
that squeezed their energies and their intelligences to death.

Dickens caricatured such people in Mrs. Jellyby and Mr. Chadband; but he
sketched them only in their external aspect, and left untouched their
private action in distorting young minds, maiming their wills, damping
down all youthful buoyancy.

But the result did not answer the expectations of those who adopted this
system with the young. Some daughters, indeed, of weaker wills were
permanently stunted and shaped on the approved model, but nearly all the
sons, and most of the daughters, on obtaining their freedom, broke away
into utter frivolity and dissipation, or, if they retained any religious
impressions, galloped through the Church of England, performing strange
antics on the way, and plunged into the arms of Rome.

Such was the system to which the high-spirited, strong-willed Letice was
subjected, and from which was no escape. The consequence was that Letice
tossed and bit at her chains, and that there ensued frequent outbreaks
of resentment against her aunt.

"Oh, Aunt Hannah! I want something to read."

After some demur, and disdainful rejection of more serious works, she
was allowed Milton.

Then she said, "Oh! I do love _Comus_."

"_Comus!_" gasped Miss Mountjoy.

"And _L'Allegro_ and _Il Penseroso_, they are not bad."

"My child. These were the compositions of the immortal bard before his
eyes were opened."

"I thought, aunt, that he had dictated the _Paradise Lost and Regained_
after he was blind."

"I refer to the eyes of his soul," said the old lady sternly.

"I want a story-book."

"There is the _Dairyman's Daughter_."

"I have read it, and hate it."

"I fear, Leticia, that you are in the gall of bitterness and the bond of
iniquity."

Unhappily the sisters very rarely met one another. It was but
occasionally that Lady Lacy and Betty came to town, and when they did,
Miss Mountjoy put as many difficulties as she could in the way of their
associating together.

On one such visit to London, Lady Lacy called and asked if she might
take Letice with herself to the theatre. Miss Mountjoy shivered with
horror, reared herself, and expressed her opinion of stage-plays and
those who went to see them in strong and uncomplimentary terms. As she
had the custody of Letice, she would by no persuasion be induced to
allow her to imperil her soul by going to such a wicked place. Lady Lacy
was fain to withdraw in some dismay and much regret.

Poor Letice, who had heard this offer made, had flashed into sudden
brightness and a tremor of joy; when it was refused, she burst into a
flood of tears and an ecstasy of rage. She ran up to her room, and took
and tore to pieces a volume of _Clayton's Sermons_, scattered the leaves
over the floor, and stamped upon them.

"Letice," said Miss Mountjoy, when she saw the devastation, "you are a
child of wrath."

"Why mayn't I go where there is something pretty to see? Why may I not
hear good music? Why must I be kept forever in the Doleful Dumps?"

"Because all these things are of the world, worldly."

"If God hates all that is fair and beautiful, why did He create the
peacock, the humming-bird, and the bird of paradise, instead of filling
the world with barn-door fowls?"

"You have a carnal mind. You will never go to heaven."

"Lucky I--if the saints there do nothing but hold missionary meetings to
convert one another. Pray what else can they do?"

"They are engaged in the worship of God."

"I don't know what that means. All I am acquainted with is the worship
of the congregation. At Salem Chapel the minister faces it, mouths at
it, gesticulates to it, harangues, flatters, fawns at it, and, indeed,
prays at it. If that be all, heaven must be a deadly dull hole."

Miss Mountjoy reared herself, she became livid with wrath. "You wicked
girl."

"Aunt," said Letice, intent on further incensing her, "I do wish you
would let me go--just for once--to a Catholic church to see what the
worship of God is."

"I would rather see you dead at my feet!" exclaimed the incensed lady,
and stalked, rigid as a poker, out of the room.

Thus the unhappy girl grew up to woman's estate, her heart seething with
rebellion.

And then a terrible thing occurred. She caught scarlet fever, which took
an unfavourable turn, and her life was despaired of. Miss Mountjoy was
not one to conceal from the girl that her days were few, and her future
condition hopeless.

Letice fought against the idea of dying so young.

"Oh, aunt! I won't die! I can't die! I have seen nothing of the pomps
and vanities. I want to just taste them, and know what they are like.
Oh! save me, make the doctor give me something to revive me. I want the
pomps and vanities, oh! so much. I will not, I cannot die!" But her
will, her struggle, availed nothing, and she passed away into the Great
Unseen.

Miss Mountjoy wrote a formal letter to her brother, who had now become a
general, to inform him of the lamented decease of his eldest daughter.
It was not a comforting letter. It dwelt unnecessarily on the faults of
Letice, it expressed no hopes as to her happiness in the world to which
she had passed. There had been no signs of resignation at the last; no
turning from the world with its pomps and vanities to better things,
only a vain longing after what she could not have; a bitter resentment
against Providence for having denied them to her; and a steeling of her
heart against good and pious influences.

A year had passed.

Lady Lacy had come to town along with her niece. A dear friend had
placed her house at her disposal. She had herself gone to Dresden with
her daughters to finish them off in music and German. Lady Lacy was very
glad of the occasion, for Betty was now of an age to be brought out.
There was to be a great ball at the house of the Countess of Belgrove,
unto whom Lady Lacy was related, and at the ball Betty was to make her
debut.

The girl was in a condition of boundless excitement. A beautiful
ball-dress of white satin, trimmed with rich Valenciennes lace, was laid
over her chair for her to wear. Neat little white satin shoes stood on
the floor, quite new, for her feet. In a flower-glass stood a red
camellia that was destined to adorn her hair, and on the dressing-table,
in a morocco case, was a pearl necklace that had belonged to her mother.

The maid did her hair, but the camellia, which was to be the only point
of colour about her, except her rosy lips and flushed cheeks--that
camellia was not to be put into her hair till the last minute.

The maid offered to help her to dress.

"No, thank you, Martha; I can do that perfectly well myself. I am
accustomed to use my own hands, and I can take my own time about it."

"But really, miss, I think you should allow me."

"Indeed, indeed, no. There is plenty of time, and I shall go leisurely
to work. When the carriage comes just tap at the door and tell me, and I
will rejoin my aunt."

When the maid was gone, Betty locked her door. She lighted the candles
beside the cheval-glass, and looked at herself in the mirror and
laughed. For the first time, with glad surprise and innocent pleasure,
she realised how pretty she was. And pretty she was indeed, with her
pleasant face, honest eyes, finely arched brows, and twinkling smile
that produced dimples in her cheeks.

"There is plenty of time," she said. "I shan't take a hundred years in
dressing now that my hair is done."

She yawned. A great heaviness had come over her.

"I really think I shall have a nap first. I am dead sleepy now, and
forty winks will set me up for the night."

Then she laid herself upon the bed. A numbing, over-powering lethargy
weighed on her, and almost at once she sank into a dreamless sleep. So
unconscious was she that she did not hear Martha's tap at the door nor
the roll of the carriage as it took her aunt away.

She woke with a start. It was full day.

For some moments she did not realise this fact, nor that she was still
dressed in the gown in which she had lain down the previous evening.

She rose in dismay. She had slept so soundly that she had missed the
ball.

She rang her bell and unlocked the door.

"What, miss, up already?" asked the maid, coming in with a tray on which
were tea and bread and butter.

"Yes, Martha. Oh! what will aunt say? I have slept so long and like a
log, and never went to the ball. Why did you not call me?"

"Please, miss, you have forgotten. You went to the ball last night."

"No; I did not. I overslept myself."

The maid smiled. "If I may be so bold as to say so, I think, Miss Betty,
you are dreaming still."

"No; I did not go."

The maid took up the satin dress. It was crumpled, the lace was a little
torn, and the train showed unmistakable signs of having been drawn over
a floor.

She then held up the shoes. They had been worn, and well worn, as if
danced in all night.

"Look here, miss; here is your programme! Why, deary me! you must have
had a lot of dancing. It is quite full."

Betty looked at the programme with dazed eyes; then at the camellia. It
had lost some of its petals, and these had not fallen on the
toilet-cover. Where were they? What was the meaning of this?

"Martha, bring me my hot water, and leave me alone."

Betty was sorely perplexed. There were evidences that her dress had been
worn. The pearl necklace was in the case, but not as she had left
it--outside. She bathed her head in cold water. She racked her brain.
She could not recall the smallest particular of the ball. She perused
the programme. A light colour came into her cheek as she recognised the
initials "C. F.," those of Captain Charles Fontanel, of whom of late she
had seen a good deal. Other characters expressed nothing to her mind.

"How very strange!" she said; "and I was lying on the bed in the dress I
had on yesterday evening. I cannot explain it."

Twenty minutes later, Betty went downstairs and entered the
breakfast-room. Lady Lacy was there. She went up to her aunt and kissed
her.

"I am so sorry that I overslept myself," she said. "I was like one of
the Seven Sleepers."

"My dear, I should not have minded if you had not come down till midday.
After a first ball you must be tired."

"I meant--last night."

"How, last night?"

"I mean when I went to dress."

"Oh, you were punctual enough. When I was ready you were already in the
hall."

The bewilderment of the girl grew apace.

"I am sure," said her aunt, "you enjoyed yourself. But you gave the
lion's share of the dances to Captain Fontanel. If this had been at
Exeter, it would have caused talk; but here you are known only to a few;
however, Lady Belgrove observed it."

"I hope you are not very tired, auntie darling," said Betty, to change
slightly the theme that perplexed her.

"Nothing to speak of. I like to go to a ball; it recalls my old dancing
days. But I thought you looked white and fagged all the evening. Perhaps
it was excitement."

As soon as breakfast was concluded, Betty escaped to her room. A fear
was oppressing her. The only explanation of the mystery was that she had
been to the dance in her sleep. She was a somnambulist. What had she
said and done when unconscious? What a dreadful thing it would have been
had she woke up in the middle of a dance! She must have dressed herself,
gone to Lady Belgrove's, danced all night, returned, taken off her
dress, put on her afternoon tea-gown, lain down and concluded her
sleep--all in one long tract of unconsciousness.

"By the way," said her aunt next day, "I have taken tickets for
_Carmen_, at Her Majesty's. You would like to go?"

"Oh, delighted, aunt. I know some of the music--of course, the Toreador
song; but I have never heard the whole opera. It will be delightful."

"And you are not too tired to go?"

"No--ten thousand times, no--I shall love to see it."

"What dress will you go in?"

"I think my black, and put a rose in my hair."

"That will do very well. The black becomes you. I think you could not do
better."

Betty was highly delighted. She had been to plays, never to a real
opera.

In the evening, dinner was early, unnecessarily early, and Betty knew
that it would not take her long to dress, so she went into the little
conservatory and seated herself there. The scent of the heliotropes was
strong. Betty called them cherry-pie. She had got the libretto, and she
looked it over; but as she looked, her eyes closed, and without being
aware that she was going to sleep, in a moment she was completely
unconscious.

She woke, feeling stiff and cold.

"Goodness!" said she, "I hope I am not late. Why--what is that light?"

The glimmer of dawn shone in at the conservatory windows.

Much astonished, she left it. The hall, the staircase were dark. She
groped her way to her room, and switched on the electric light.

Before her lay her black-and-white muslin dress on the bed; on the table
were her white twelve-button gloves folded about her fan. She took them
up, and below them, somewhat crumpled, lay the play-bill, scented.

"How very unaccountable this is," she said; and removing the dress,
seated herself on the bed and thought.

"Why did they turn out the lights?" she asked herself, then sprang to
her feet, switched off the electric current, and saw that actually the
morning light was entering the room. She resumed her seat; put her hands
to her brow.

"It cannot--it cannot be that this dreadful thing has happened again."

Presently she heard the servants stirring. She hastily undressed and
retired between the sheets, but not to sleep. Her mind worked. She was
seriously alarmed.

At the usual time Martha arrived with tea.

"Awake, Miss Betty!" she said. "I hope you had a nice evening. I dare
say it was beautiful."

"But," began the girl, then checked herself, and said--

"Is my aunt getting up? Is she very tired?"

"Oh, miss, my lady is a wonderful person; she never seems to tire. She
is always down at the same time."

Betty dressed, but her mind was in a turmoil. On one thing she was
resolved. She must see a doctor. But she would not frighten her aunt,
she would keep the matter close from her.

When she came into the breakfast-room, Lady Lacy said--

"I thought Maas's voice was superb, but I did not so much care for the
Carmen. What did you think, dear?"

"Aunt," said Betty, anxious to change the topic, "would you mind my
seeing a doctor? I don't think I am quite well."

"Not well! Why what is the matter with you?"

"I have such dead fits of drowsiness."

"My dearest, is that to be wondered at with this racketing about; balls
and theatres--very other than the quiet life at home? But I will admit
that you struck me as looking very pale last night. You shall certainly
see Dr. Groves."

When the medical man arrived, Betty intimated that she wished to speak
with him alone, and he was shown with her into the morning-room.

"Oh, Dr. Groves," she said nervously, "it is such a strange thing I have
to say. I believe I walk in my sleep."

"You have eaten something that disagreed with you."

"But it lasted so long."

"How do you mean? Have you long been subject to it?"

"Dear, no. I never had any signs of it before I came to London this
season."

"And how were you roused? How did you become aware of it?"

"I was not roused at all; the fact is I went asleep to Lady Belgrove's
ball, and danced there and came back, and woke up in the morning without
knowing I had been."

"What!"

"And then, last night, I went in my sleep to Her Majesty's and heard
_Carmen_; but I woke up in the conservatory here at early dawn, and I
remember nothing about it."

"This is a very extraordinary story. Are you sure you went to the ball
and to the opera?"

"Quite sure. My dress had been used on both occasions, and my shoes and
fan and gloves as well."

"Did you go with Lady Lacy?"

"Oh, yes. I was with her all the time. But I remember nothing about it."

"I must speak to her ladyship."

"Please, please do not. It would frighten her; and I do not wish her to
suspect anything, except that I am a little out of sorts. She gets
nervous about me."

Dr. Groves mused for some while, then he said: "I cannot see that this
is at all a case of somnambulism."

"What is it, then?"

"Lapse of memory. Have you ever suffered from that previously?"

"Nothing to speak of. Of course I do not always remember everything. I
do not always recollect commissions given to me, unless I write them
down. And I cannot say that I remember all the novels I have read, or
what was the menu at dinner yesterday."

"That is quite a different matter. What I refer to is spaces of blank in
your memory. How often has this occurred?"

"Twice."

"And quite recently?"

"Yes, I never knew anything of the kind before."

"I think that the sooner you return to the country the better. It is
possible that the strain of coming out and the change of entering into
gay life in town has been too much for you. Take care and economise your
pleasures. Do not attempt too much; and if anything of the sort happens
again, send for me."

"Then you won't mention this to my aunt?"

"No, not this time. I will say that you have been a little over-wrought
and must be spared too much excitement."

"Thank you so much, Dr. Groves."

Now it was that a new mystery came to confound Betty. She rang her bell.

"Martha," said she, when her maid appeared, "where is that novel I had
yesterday from the circulating library? I put it on the boudoir table."

"I have not noticed it, miss."

"Please look for it. I have hunted everywhere for it, and it cannot be
found."

"I will look in the parlour, miss, and the schoolroom."

"I have not been into the schoolroom at all, and I know that it is not
in the drawing-room."

A search was instituted, but the book could not be found. On the morrow
it was in the boudoir, where Betty had placed it on her return from
Mudie's.

"One of the maids took it," was her explanation. She did not much care
for the book; perhaps that was due to her preoccupation, and not to any
lack of stirring incident in the story. She sent it back and took out
another. Next morning that also had disappeared.

It now became customary, as surely as she drew a novel from the library,
that it vanished clean away. Betty was greatly amazed. She could not
read a novel she had brought home till a day or two later. She took to
putting the book, so soon as it was in the house, into one of her
drawers, or into a cupboard. But the result was the same. Finally, when
she had locked the newly acquired volume in her desk, and it had
disappeared thence also, her patience gave way. There must be one of the
domestics with a ravenous appetite for fiction, which drove her to carry
off a book of the sort whenever it came into the house, and even to
tamper with a lock to obtain it. Betty had been most reluctant to speak
of the matter to her aunt, but now she made to her a formal complaint.

The servants were all questioned, and strongly protested their
innocence. Not one of them had ventured to do such a thing as that with
which they were charged.

However, from this time forward the annoyance ceased, and Betty and Lady
Lacy naturally concluded that this was the result of the stir that had
been made.

"Betty," said Lady Lacy, "what do you say to going to the new play at
the Gaiety? I hear it very highly spoken of. Mrs. Fontanel has a box and
has asked if we will join her."

"I should love it," replied the girl; "we have been rather quiet of
late." But her heart was oppressed with fear.

She said to her maid: "Martha, will you dress me this evening--and--pray
stay with me till my aunt is ready and calls for me?"

"Yes, miss, I shall be pleased to do so." But the girl looked somewhat
surprised at the latter part of the request.

Betty thought well to explain: "I don't know what it is, but I feel
somewhat out of spirits and nervous, and am afraid of being left alone,
lest something should happen."

"Happen, miss! If you are not feeling well, would it not be as well to
stay at home?"

"Oh, not for the world! I must go. I shall be all right so soon as I am
in the carriage. It will pass off then."

"Shall I get you a glass of sherry, or anything?"

"No, no, it is not that. You remain with me and I shall be myself
again."

That evening Betty went to the theatre. There was no recurrence of the
sleeping fit with its concomitants. Captain Fontanel was in the box, and
made himself vastly agreeable. He had his seat by Betty, and talked to
her not only between the acts, but also a good deal whilst the actors
were on the stage. With this she could have dispensed. She was not such
an _habituee_ of the theatre as not to be intensely interested with what
was enacted before her.

Between two of the acts he said to her: "My mother is engaging Lady
Lacy. She has a scheme in her head, but wants her consent to carry it
out, to make it quite too charming. And I am deputed to get you to
acquiesce."

"What is it?"

"We purpose having a boat and going to the Henley Regatta. Will you
come?"

"I should enjoy it above everything. I have never seen a regatta--that
is to say, not one so famous, and not of this kind. There were regattas
at Ilfracombe, but they were different."

"Very well, then; the party shall consist only of my mother and sister
and your two selves, and young Fulwell, who is dancing attendance on
Jannet, and Putsey, who is a tame cat. I am sure my mother will persuade
your aunt. What a lively old lady she is, and for her years how she does
enjoy life!"

"It will be a most happy conclusion to our stay in town," said Betty.
"We are going back to auntie's little cottage in Devon in a few days;
she wants to be at home for Good Friday and Easter Day."

So it was settled. Lady Lacy had raised no objection, and now she and
her niece had to consider what Betty should wear. Thin garments were out
of the question; the weather was too cold, and it would be especially
chilly on the river. Betty was still in slight mourning, so she chose a
silver-grey cloth costume, with a black band about her waist, and a
white straw hat, with a ribbon to match her gown.

On the day of the regatta Betty said to herself; "How ignorant I am!
Fancy my not knowing where Henley is! That it is on the Thames or Isis I
really do not know, but I fancy on the former--yes, I am almost
positive it is on the Thames. I have seen pictures in the _Graphic_ and
_Illustrated_ of the race last year, and I know the river was
represented as broad, and the Isis can only be an insignificant stream.
I will run into the schoolroom and find a map of the environs of London
and post myself up in the geography. One hates to look like a fool."

Without a word to anyone, Betty found her way to the apartment given up
to lessons when children were in the house. It lay at the back, down a
passage. Since Lady Lacy had occupied the place, neither she nor Betty
had been in it more than casually and rarely; and accordingly the
servants had neglected to keep it clean. A good deal of dust lay about,
and Betty, laughing, wrote her name in the fine powder on the
school-table, then looked at her finger, found it black, and said, "Oh,
bother! I forgot that the dust of London is smut."

She went to the bookcase, and groped for a map of the Metropolis and the
country round, but could not find one. Nor could she lay her hand on a
gazetteer.

"This must do," said she, drawing out a large, thick _Johnston's Atlas_,
"if the scale be not too small to give Henley."

She put the heavy volume on the table and opened it. England, she found,
was in two parts, one map of the Northern, the second of the Southern
division. She spread out the latter, placed her finger on the blue line
of the Thames, and began to trace it up.

Whilst her eyes were on it, searching the small print, they closed, and
without being conscious that she was sleepy, her head bowed forward on
the map, and she was breathing evenly, steeped in the most profound
slumber.

She woke slowly. Her consciousness returned to her little by little. She
saw the atlas without understanding what it meant. She looked about her,
and wondered how she could be in the schoolroom, and she then observed
that darkness was closing in. Only then, suddenly, did she recall what
had brought her where she was.

Next, with a rush, upon her came the remembrance that she was due at the
boat-race.

She must again have overslept herself, for the evening had come on, and
through the window she could see the glimmer of gaslights in the street.
Was this to be accompanied by her former experiences?

With throbbing heart she went into the passage. Then she noticed that
the hall was lighted up, and she heard her aunt speaking, and the slam
of the front door, and the maid say, "Shall I take off your wraps, my
lady?"

She stepped forth upon the landing and proceeded to descend, when--with
a shock that sent the blood coursing to her heart, and that paralysed
her movements--she saw _herself_ ascending the stair in her silver-grey
costume and straw hat.

She clung to the banister, with convulsive grip, lest she should fall,
and stared, without power to utter a sound, as she saw herself quietly
mount, step by step, pass her, go beyond to her own room.

For fully ten minutes she remained rooted to the spot, unable to stir
even a finger. Her tongue was stiff, her muscles set, her heart ceased
to beat.

Then slowly her blood began again to circulate, her nerves to relax,
power of movement returned. With a hoarse gasp she reeled from her
place, and giddy, touching the banister every moment to prevent herself
from falling, she crept downstairs. But when once in the hall, she had
recovered flexibility. She ran towards the morning-room, whither Lady
Lacy had gone to gather up the letters that had arrived by post during
her absence.

Betty stood looking at her, speechless.

Her aunt raised her face from an envelope she was considering. "Why,
Betty," said she, "how expeditiously you have changed your dress!"

The girl could not speak, but fell unconscious on the floor.

When she came to herself, she was aware of a strong smell of vinegar.
She was lying on the sofa, and Martha was applying a moistened kerchief
to her brow. Lady Lacy stood by, alarmed and anxious, with a bottle of
smelling-salts in her hand.

"Oh, aunt, I saw----" then she ceased. It would not do to tell of the
apparition. She would not be believed.

"My darling," said Lady Lacy, "you are overdone, and it was foolish of
you tearing upstairs and scrambling into your morning-gown. I have sent
for Groves. Are you able now to rise? Can you manage to reach your
room?"

"My room!" she shuddered. "Let me lie here a little longer. I cannot
walk. Let me be here till the doctor comes."

"Certainly, dearest. I thought you looked very unlike yourself all day
at the regatta. If you had felt out of sorts you ought not to have
gone."

"Auntie! I was quite well in the morning."

Presently the medical man arrived, and was shown in. Betty saw that Lady
Lacy purposed staying through the interview. Accordingly she said
nothing to Dr. Groves about what she had seen.

"She is overdone," said he. "The sooner you move her down to Devonshire
the better. Someone had better be in her room to-night."

"Yes," said Lady Lacy; "I had thought of that and have given orders.
Martha can make up her bed on the sofa in the adjoining dressing-room or
boudoir."

This was a relief to Betty, who dreaded a return to her room--her room
into which her other self had gone.

"I will call again in the morning," said the medical man; "keep her in
bed to-morrow, at all events till I have seen her."

When he left, Betty found herself able to ascend the stairs. She cast a
frightened glance about her room. The straw hat, the grey dress were
there. No one was in it.

She was helped to bed, and although laid in it with her head among the
pillows, she could not sleep. Racking thoughts tortured her. What was
the signification of that encounter? What of her strange sleeps? What of
those mysterious appearances of herself, where she had not been? The
theory that she had walked in her sleep was untenable. How was she to
solve the riddle? That she was going out of her mind was no explanation.

Only towards morning did she doze off.

When Dr. Groves came, about eleven o'clock, Betty made a point of
speaking to him alone, which was what she greatly desired.

She said to him: "Oh! it has been worse this last occasion, far worse
than before. I do not walk in my sleep. Whilst I am buried in slumber,
someone else takes my place."

"Whom do you mean? Surely not one of the maids?"

"Oh, no. I met her on the stairs last night, that is what made me
faint."

"Whom did you meet?"

"Myself--my double."

"Nonsense, Miss Mountjoy."

"But it is a fact. I saw myself as clearly as I see you now. I was going
down into the hall."

"You saw yourself! You saw your own pleasant, pretty face in a
looking-glass."

"There is no looking-glass on the staircase. Besides, I was in my alpaca
morning-gown, and my double had on my pearl-grey cloth costume, with my
straw hat. She was mounting as I was descending."

"Tell me the story."

"I went yesterday--an hour or so before I had to dress--into the
schoolroom. I am awfully ignorant, and I did want to see a map and find
out where was Henley, because, you know, I was going to the boat-race.
And I dropped off into one of those dreadful dead sleeps, with my head
on the atlas. When I awoke it was evening, and the gas-lamps were
lighted. I was frightened, and ran out to the landing and I heard them
arrive, just come back from Henley, and as I was going down the stairs,
I saw my double coming up, and we met face to face. She passed me by,
and went on to my room--to this room. So you see this is proof pos that
I am not a somnambulist."

"I never said that you were. I never for a moment admitted the
supposition. That, if you remember, was your own idea. What I said
before is what I repeat now, that you suffer from failure of memory."

"But that cannot be so, Dr. Groves."

"Pray, why not?"

"Because I saw my double, wearing my regatta costume."

"I hold to my opinion, Miss Mountjoy. If you will listen to me I shall
be able to offer a satisfactory explanation. Satisfactory, I mean, so
far as to make your experiences intelligible to you. I do not at all
imply that your condition is satisfactory."

"Well, tell me. I cannot make heads or tails of this matter."

"It is this, young lady. On several recent occasions you have suffered
from lapses of memory. All recollection of what you did, where you went,
what you said, has been clean wiped out. But on this last--it was
somewhat different. The failure took place on your return, and you
forgot everything that had happened since you were engaged in the
schoolroom looking at the atlas."

"Yes."

"Then, on your arrival here, as Lady Lacy told me, you ran upstairs, and
in a prodigious hurry changed your clothes and put on your----"

"My alpaca."

"Your alpaca, yes. Then, in descending to the hall, your memory came
back, but was still entangled with flying reminiscences of what had
taken place during the intervening period. Amongst other things----"

"I remember no other things."

"You recalled confusedly one thing only, that you had mounted the stairs
in your--your----"

"My pearl-grey cloth, with the straw hat and satin ribbon."

"Precisely. Whilst in your morning gown, into which you had scrambled,
you recalled yourself in your regatta costume going upstairs to change.
This fragmentary reminiscence presented itself before you as a vision.
Actually you saw nothing. The impression on your brain of a scrap
recollected appeared to you as if it had been an actual object depicted
on the retina of your eye. Such things happen, and happen not
infrequently. In cases of D. T.----"

"But I haven't D. T. I don't drink."

"I do not say that. If you will allow me to proceed. In cases of D. T.
the patient fancies he sees rats, devils, all sorts of objects. They
appear to him as obvious realities, he thinks that he sees them with his
eyes. But he does not. These are mere pictures formed on the brain."

"Then you hold that I really was at the boat-race?"

"I am positive that you were."

"And that I danced at Lady Belgrove's ball?"

"Most assuredly."

"And heard _Carmen_ at Her Majesty's?"

"I have not the remotest doubt that you did."

Betty drew a long breath, and remained in consideration.

Then she said very gravely: "I want you to tell me, Dr. Groves, quite
truthfully, quite frankly--do not think that I shall be frightened
whatever you say; I shall merely prepare for what may be--do you
consider that I am going out of my mind?"

"I have not the least occasion for supposing so."

"That," said Betty, "would be the most terrible thing of all. If I
thought that, I would say right out to my aunt that I wished at once to
be sent to an asylum."

"You may set your mind at rest on that score."

"But loss of memory is bad, but better than the other. Will these fits
of failure come on again?"

"That is more than I can prognosticate; let us hope for the best. A
complete change of scene, change of air, change of association----"

"Not to leave auntie!"

"No. I do not mean that, but to get away from London society. It may
restore you to what you were. You never had those fits before?"

"Never, never, till I came to town."

"And when you have left town they may not recur."

"I shall take precious good care not to revisit London if it is going to
play these tricks with me."

That day Captain Fontanel called, and was vastly concerned to hear that
Betty was unwell. She was not looking herself, he said, at the
boat-race. He feared that the cold on the river had been too much for
her. But he did trust that he might be allowed to have a word with her
before she returned to Devonshire.

Although he did not see Betty, he had an hour's conversation with Lady
Lacy, and he departed with a smile on his face.

On the morrow he called again. Betty had so completely recovered that
she was cheerful, and the pleasant colour had returned to her cheeks.
She was in the drawing-room along with her aunt when he arrived.

The captain offered his condolences, and expressed his satisfaction that
her indisposition had been so quickly got over.

"Oh!" said the girl, "I am as right as a trivet. It has all passed off.
I need not have soaked in bed all yesterday, but that aunt would have
it so. We are going down to our home to-morrow. Yesterday auntie was
scared and thought she would have to postpone our return."

Lady Lacy rose, made the excuse that she had the packing to attend to,
and left the young people alone together. When the door was shut behind
her, Captain Fontanel drew his chair close to that of the girl and
said--

"Betty, you do not know how happy I have felt since you accepted me. It
was a hurried affair in the boat-house, but really, time was running
short; as you were off so soon to Devonshire, I had to snatch at the
occasion when there was no one by, so I seized old Time by the forelock,
and you were so good as to say 'Yes.'"

"I--I----" stammered Betty.

"But as the thing was done in such haste, I came here to-day to renew my
offer of myself, and to make sure of my happiness. You have had time to
reflect, and I trust you do not repent."

"Oh, you are so good and kind to me!"

"Dearest Betty, what a thing to say! It is I--poor, wretched,
good-for-naught--who have cause to speak such words to you. Put your
hand into mine; it is a short courtship of a soldier, like that of Harry
V. and the fair Maid of France. 'I love you: then if you urge me farther
than to say, "Do you in faith?" I wear out my suit. Give me your answer;
i' faith, do: and so clap hands and a bargain.' Am I quoting aright?"

Shyly, hesitatingly, she extended her fingers, and he clasped them.
Then, shrinking back and looking down, she said: "But I ought to tell
you something first, something very serious, which may make you change
your mind. I do not, in conscience, feel it right that you should commit
yourself till you know."

"It must be something very dreadful to make me do that."

"It is dreadful. I am apt to be terribly forgetful."

"Bless me! So am I. I have passed several of my acquaintances lately and
have not recognised them, but that was because I was thinking of you.
And I fear I have been very oblivious about my bills; and as to
answering letters--good heavens! I am a shocking defaulter."

"I do not mean that. I have lapses of memory. Why, I do not even
remember----"

He sealed her lips with a kiss. "You will not forget this, at any rate,
Betty."

"Oh, Charlie, no!"

"Then consider this, Betty. Our engagement cannot be for long. I am
ordered to Egypt, and I positively must take my dear little wife with me
and show her the Pyramids. You would like to see them, would you not?"

"I should love to."

"And the Sphynx?"

"Indeed I should."

"And Pompey's Pillar?"

"Oh, Charlie! I shall love above everything to see you every day."

"That is prettily said. I see we understand one another. Now, hearken to
me, give me your close attention, and no fits of lapse of memory over
what I now say, please. We must be married very shortly. I positively
will not go out without you. I would rather throw up my commission."

"But what about papa's consent?"

"I shall wire to him full particulars as to my position, income, and
prospects, also how much I love you, and how I will do my level best to
make you happy. That is the approved formula in addressing
paterfamilias, I think. Then he will telegraph back, 'Bless you, my
boy'; and all is settled. I know that Lady Lacy approves."

"But dear, dear aunt. She will be so awfully lonely without me."

"She shall not be. She has no ties to hold her to the little cottage in
Devon. She shall come out to us in Cairo, and we will bury the dear old
girl up to her neck in the sand of the desert, and make a second Sphynx
of her, and bake the rheumatism out of her bones. It will cure her of
all her aches, as sure as my name is Charlie, and yours will be
Fontanel."

"Don't be too sure of that."

"But I am sure--you cannot forget."

"I will try not to do so. Oh, Charlie, don't!"

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Thomas, the dressmaker, and Miss Crock, the milliner, had their
hands full. Betty's trousseau had to be got ready expeditiously.
Patterns of materials specially adapted for a hot climate--light,
beautiful, artistic, of silks and muslins and prints--had to be
commanded from Liberty's. Then came the selection, then the ordering,
then the discussions with the dressmaker, and the measurings. Next the
fittings, for which repeated visits had to be made to Mrs. Thomas.
Adjustments, alterations were made, easements under the arms,
tightenings about the waist. There were fulnesses to be taken in and
skimpiness to be redressed. The skirts had to be sufficiently short in
front and sufficiently long behind.

As for the wedding-dress, Mrs. Thomas was not regarded as quite
competent to execute such a masterpiece. For that an expedition had to
be made to Exeter.

The wedding-cake must be ordered from Murch, in the cathedral city. Lady
Lacy was particular that as much as possible of the outfit should be
given to county tradesmen. A riding habit, tailor-made, was ordered, to
fit like a glove, and a lady's saddle must be taken out to Egypt. Boxes,
basket-trunks were to be procured, and a correspondence carried on as to
the amount of personal luggage allowed.

Lady Lacy and Betty were constantly running up by express to Exeter
about this, that, and everything.

Then ensued the sending out of the invitations, and the arrival of
wedding presents, that entailed the writing of gushing letters of
acknowledgment and thanks, by Betty herself. But these were not allowed
to interfere with the scribbling of four pages every day to Captain
Fontanel, intended for his eyes alone.

Interviews were sought by the editors or agents of local newspapers to
ascertain whether reporters were desired to describe the wedding, and as
to the length of the notices that were to be inserted, whether all the
names of the donors of presents were to be included, and their gifts
registered. Verily Lady Lacy and Betty were kept in a whirl of
excitement, and their time occupied from morning till night, and their
brains exercised from night to morning. Glass and china and plate had to
be hired for the occasion, wine ordered. Fruit, cake, ices commanded.
But all things come to an end, even the preparations for a wedding.

At last the eventful day arrived, bright and sunny, a true May morning.

The bridesmaids arrived, each wearing the pretty brooch presented by
Captain Fontanel. Their costume was suitable to the season, of
primrose-yellow, with hats turned up, white, with primroses. The pages
were in green velvet, with knee-breeches and three-cornered hats, lace
ruffles and lace fronts. The butler had made the claret-cup and the
champagne-cup, and after a skirmish over the neighbourhood some borage
had been obtained to float on the top. Lady Lacy was to hold a reception
after the ceremony, and a marquee had been erected in the grounds, as
the cottage could not contain all the guests invited. The dining-room
was delivered over for the exposing of the presents. A carriage had been
commanded to convey the happy couple to the station, horses and driver
with white favours. With a sigh of relief in the morning, Lady Lacy
declared that she believed that nothing had been forgotten.

The trunks stood ready packed, all but one, and labelled with the name
of Mrs. Fontanel.

A flag flew on the church tower. The villagers had constructed a
triumphal arch at the entrance to the grounds. The people from farms and
cottages had all turned out, and were already congregating about the
churchyard, with smiles and heartfelt wishes for the happiness of the
bride, who was a mighty favourite with them, as indeed was also Lady
Lacy.

The Sunday-school children had clubbed their pence, and had presented
Betty, who had taught them, with a silver set of mustard-pot, pepper
caster, and salt-cellar.

"Oh, dear!" said Betty, "what shall I do with all these sets of
mustard- and pepper-pots? I have now received eight."

"A little later, dear," replied her aunt, "you can exchange those that
you do not require."

"But never that set given me by my Sunday-school pets," said Betty.

Then came in flights of telegrams of congratulation.

And at the last moment arrived some more wedding presents.

"Good gracious me!" exclaimed the girl, "I really must manage to
acknowledge these. There will be just time before I begin to dress."

So she tripped upstairs to her boudoir, a little room given over to
herself in which to do her water-colour painting, her reading, to
practise her music. A bright little room to which now, as she felt with
an ache, she was to bid an eternal good-bye!

What happy hours had been spent in it! What day-dreams had been spun
there!

She opened her writing-case and wrote the required letters of thanks.

"There," said she, when she had signed the fifth. "This is the last time
I shall subscribe myself Elizabeth Mountjoy, except when I sign my
name in the church register. Oh! how my back is hurting me. I was not in
bed till two o'clock and was up again at seven, and I have been on the
tear for the whole week. There will be just time for me to rest it
before the business of the dressing begins."

She threw herself on the sofa and put up her feet. Instantly she was
asleep--in a sound, dreamless sleep.

When Betty opened her eyes she heard the church bells ringing a merry
peal. Then she raised her lids, and turning her head on the sofa cushion
saw--a bride, herself in full bridal dress, with the white veil and the
orange-blossoms, seated at her side. The gloves had been removed and lay
on the lap.

An indescribable terror held her fast. She could not cry out. She could
not stir. She could only look.

Then the bride put back the veil, and Betty, studying the white face,
saw that this actually was not herself; it was her dead sister, Letice.

[Illustration: THEN THE BRIDE PUT BACK HER VEIL, AND BETTY, STUDYING THE
WHITE FACE, SAW THAT THIS ACTUALLY WAS NOT HERSELF; IT WAS HER DEAD
SISTER LETICE.]

The apparition put forth a hand and laid it on her and spoke: "Do not be
frightened. I will do you no harm. I love you too dearly for that,
Betty. I have been married in your name; I have exchanged vows in your
name; I have received the ring for you; put it on your finger, it is not
mine; it in no way belongs to me. In your name I signed the register.
You are married to Charles Fontanel and not I. Listen to me. I will tell
you all, and when I have told you everything you will see me no more. I
will trouble you no further; I shall enter into my rest. You will see
before you only the wedding garments remaining. I shall be gone. Hearken
to me. When I was dying, I died in frantic despair, because I had never
known what were the pleasures of life. My last cries, my last regrets,
my last longings were for the pomps and vanities."

She paused, and slipped the gold hoop on to the forefinger of Betty's
hand.

Then she proceeded--

"When my spirit parted from my body, it remained a while irresolute
whither to go. But then, remembering that my aunt had declared that I
never would go to Heaven, I resolved on forcing my way in there out of
defiance; and I soared till I reached the gates of Paradise. At them
stood an angel with a fiery sword drawn in his hand, and he laid it
athwart the entrance. I approached, but he waved me off, and when the
point of the flaming blade touched my heart, there passed a pang through
it, I know not whether of joy or of sorrow. And he said: 'Letice, you
have not been a good girl; you were sullen, resentful, rebellious, and
therefore are unfit to enter here. Your longings through life, and to
the moment of death, were for the world and its pomps and vanities. The
last throb of your heart was given to repining for them. But your faults
were due largely to the mistakes of your rearing. And now hear your
judgment. You shall not pass within these gates till you have returned
to earth and partaken of and had your fill of its pomps and vanities. As
for that old cat, your aunt'--but no, Betty, he did not say quite that;
I put it in, and I ought not to have done so. I bear her no resentment;
I wish her no ill. She did by me what she believed to be right. She
acted towards me up to her lights; alas for me that the light which was
in her was darkness! The angel said: 'As for your aunt, before she can
enter here, she will want illumining, enlarging, and sweetening, and
will have to pass through Purgatory.' And oh, Betty, that will be gall
and bitterness to her, for she did not believe in Purgatory, and she
wrote a controversial pamphlet against it. Then said the angel: 'Return,
return to the pomps and vanities.' I fell on my knees, and said: 'Oh,
suffer me but to have one glimpse of that which is within!' 'Be it so,'
he replied. 'One glimpse only whilst I cast my sword on high.' Thereat
he threw up the flaming brand, and it was as though a glorious flash of
lightning filled all space. At the same moment the gates swung apart,
and I saw what was beyond. It was but for one brief moment, for the
sword came down, and the angel caught it by the handle, and instantly
the gates were shut. Then, sorrowfully, I turned myself about and went
back to earth. And, Betty, it was I who took and read your novels. It
was I who went to Lady Belgrove's ball in your place. It was I who sat
instead of you at Her Majesty's and heard _Carmen_. It was I who took
your place at Henley Regatta, and I--I, instead of you, received the
protestation of Charles Fontanel's affection, and there in the
boat-house I received the first and last kiss of love. And it was I,
Betty, as I have told you, who took your place at the altar to-day. I
had the pleasures that were designed for you--the ball-dress, the
dances, the fair words, the music of the opera, the courtship, the
excitement of the regatta, the reading of sensational novels. It was I
who had what all girls most long for, their most supreme bliss of
wearing the wedding-veil and the orange-blossoms. But I have reached my
limit. I am full of the pomps and vanities, and I return on high. You
will see me no more."

"Oh, Letice," said Betty, obtaining her speech, "you do not grudge me
the joys of life?"

The fair white being at her side shook her head.

"And you desire no more of the pomps and vanities?"

"No, Betty. I have looked through the gates."

Then Betty put forth her hands to clasp the waist of her sister, as she
said fervently--

"Tell me, Letice, what you saw beyond."

"Betty--everything the reverse of Salem Chapel."




McALISTER


The city of Bayonne, lying on the left bank of the Adour, and serving as
its port, is one that ought to present much interest to the British
tourist, on account of its associations. For three hundred years, along
with Bordeaux, it belonged to the English crown. The cathedral, a noble
structure of the fourteenth century, was reared by the English, and on
the bosses of its vaulting are carved the arms of England, of the
Talbots, and of other great English noble families. It was probably
designed by English architects, for it possesses, in its vaulting, the
long central rib so characteristic of English architecture, and wholly
unlike what was the prevailing French fashion of vaulting in
compartments, and always without that connecting rib, like the inverted
keel of a ship, with which we are acquainted in our English minsters.
Under some of the modern houses in the town are cellars of far earlier
construction, also vaulted, and in them as well may be seen the arms of
the English noble families which had their dwellings above.

But Bayonne has later associations with us. At the close of the
Peninsular War, when Wellington had driven Marshal Soult and the French
out of Spain, and had crossed the Pyrenees, his forces, under Sir John
Hope, invested the citadel. In February, 1814, Sir John threw a bridge
of boats across the Adour, boats being provided by the fleet of Admiral
Penrose, in the teeth of a garrison of 15,000 men, and French gunboats
which guarded the river and raked the English whilst conducting this
hazardous and masterly achievement. This brilliant exploit was effected
whilst Wellington engaged the attention of Soult about the Gaves,
affluents of the Adour, near Orthez. It is further interesting, with a
tragic interest, on account of an incident in that campaign which shall
be referred to presently.

The cathedral of Bayonne, some years ago, possessed no towers--the
English were driven out of Aquitaine before these had been completed.
The west front was mean to the last degree, masked by a shabby
penthouse, plastered white, or rather dirty white, on which in large
characters was inscribed, "Liberte egalite et fraternite."

This has now disappeared, and a modern west front and twin towers and
spires have been added, in passable architecture. When I was at Bayonne,
more years ago than I care to say, I paid a visit to the little cemetery
on the north bank of the river, in which were laid the English officers
who fell during the investment of Bayonne.

The north bank is in the Department of the Landes, whereas that on the
south is in the Department of the Basses Pyrenees.

About the time when the English were expelled from France, and lost
Aquitaine, the Adour changed its course. Formerly it had turned sharply
round at the city, and had flowed north and found an outlet some miles
away at Cap Breton, but the entrance was choked by the moving
sand-dunes, and the impatient river burst its way into the Bay of Biscay
by the mouth through which it still flows. But the old course is marked
by lagoons of still blue water in the midst of a vast forest of pines
and cork trees. I had spent a day wandering among these tree-covered
_landes_, seeking out the lonely lakes, and in the evening I returned in
the direction of Bayonne, diverging somewhat from my course to visit the
cemetery of the English. This was a square walled enclosure with an iron
gate, rank with weeds, utterly neglected, and with the tombstones, some
leaning, some prostrate, all covered with lichen and moss. I could not
get within to decipher the inscriptions, for the gate was locked and I
had not the key, and was quite ignorant who was the custodian of the
place.

Being tired with my trudge in the sand, I sat down outside, with my back
to the wall, and saw the setting sun paint with saffron the boles of the
pines. I took out my Murray that I had in my knapsack, and read the
following passage:--

     "To the N., rises the citadel, the most formidable of the works
     laid out by Vauban, and greatly strengthened, especially since
     1814, when it formed the key to an entrenched camp of Marshal
     Soult, and was invested by a detachment of the army of the Duke
     of Wellington, but not taken, the peace having put a stop to
     the siege after some bloody encounters. The last of these, a
     dreadful and useless expenditure of human life, took place
     after peace was declared, and the British forces put off their
     guard in consequence. They were thus entirely taken by surprise
     by a sally of the garrison, made early on the morning of April
     14th; which, though repulsed, was attended with the loss of 830
     men of the British, and by the capture of their commander, Sir
     John Hope, whose horse was shot under him, and himself wounded.
     The French attack was supported by the fire of their gunboats
     on the river, which opened indiscriminately on friend and foe.
     Nine hundred and ten of the French were killed."

When I had concluded, the sun had set, and already a grey mist began to
form over the course of the Adour. I thought that now it was high time
for me to return to Bayonne, and to table d'hote, which is at 7.30 p.m.,
but for which I knew I should be late. However, before rising, I pulled
out my flask of Scotch whisky, and drained it to the last drop.

I had scarcely finished, and was about to heave myself to my feet, when
I heard a voice from behind and above me say--"It is grateful, varra
grateful to a Scotchman."

I turned myself about, and drew back from the wall, for I saw a very
remarkable object perched upon it. It was the upper portion of a man in
military accoutrements. He was not sitting on the wall, for, if so, his
legs would have been dangling over on the outside. And yet he could not
have heaved himself up to the level of the parapet, with the legs
depending inside, for he appeared to be on the wall itself down to the
middle.

"Are you a Scotchman or an Englishman?" he inquired.

"An Englishman," I replied, hardly knowing what to make of the
apparition.

"It's mabbe a bit airly in the nicht for me to be stirring," he said;
"but the smell of the whisky drew me from my grave."

"From your grave!" I exclaimed.

"And pray, what is the blend?" he asked.

I answered.

"Weel," said he, "ye might do better, but it's guid enough. I am Captain
Alister McAlister of Auchimachie, at your service, that is to say, his
superior half. I fell in one of the attacks on the citadel. Those"--he
employed a strong qualification which need not be reproduced--"those
Johnny Crapauds used chain-shot; and they cut me in half at the
waistbelt, and my legs are in Scotland."

Having somewhat recovered from my astonishment, I was able to take a
further look at him, and could not restrain a laugh. He so much
resembled Humpty Dumpty, who, as I had learned in childhood, did sit on
a wall.

"Is there anything so rideeculous about me?" asked Captain McAlister in
a tone of irritation. "You seem to be in a jocular mood, sir."

"I assure you," I responded, "I was only laughing from joy of heart at
the happy chance of meeting you, Alister McAlister."

"Of Auchimachie, and my title is Captain," he said. "There is only half
of me here--the etceteras are in the family vault in Scotland."

I expressed my genuine surprise at this announcement. "You must
understand, sir," continued he, "that I am but the speeritual
presentment of my buried trunk. The speeritual presentment of my nether
half is not here, and I should scorn to use those of Captain
O'Hooligan."

I pressed my hand to my brow. Was I in my right senses? Had the hot sun
during the day affected my brain, or had the last drain of whisky upset
my reason?

"You may be pleased to know," said the half-captain, "that my father,
the Laird of Auchimachie, and Colonel Graham of Ours, were on terms of
the greatest intimacy. Before I started for the war under Wellington--he
was at the time but Sir Arthur Wellesley--my father took Colonel Graham
apart and confided to him: 'If anything should happen to my son in the
campaign, you'll obleege me greatly if you will forward his remains to
Auchimachie. I am a staunch Presbyterian, and I shouldn't feel happy
that his poor body should lie in the land of idolaters, who worship the
Virgin Mary. And as to the expense, I will manage to meet that; but be
careful not to do the job in an extravagant manner.'"

"And the untoward Fates cut you short?"

"Yes, the chain-shot did, but not in the Peninsula. I passed safely
through that, but it was here. When we were makin' the bridge, the
enemy's ships were up the river, and they fired on us with chain-shot,
which ye ken are mainly used for cutting the rigging of vessels. But
they employed them on us as we were engaged over the pontoons, and I was
just cut in half by a pair of these shot at the junction of the tunic
and the trews."

"I cannot understand how that your legs should be in Scotland and your
trunk here."

"That's just what I'm aboot to tell you. There was a Captain O'Hooligan
and I used to meet; we were in the same detachment. I need not inform
you, if you're a man of understanding, that O'Hooligan is an Irish name,
and Captain Timothy O'Hooligan was a born Irishman and an ignorant
papist to boot. Now, I am by education and conveection a staunch
Presbyterian. I believe in John Calvin, John Knox, and Jeannie Geddes.
That's my creed; and if ye are disposed for an argument----"

"Not in the least."

"Weel, then, it was other with Captain O'Hooligan, and we often had
words; but he hadn't any arguments at all, only assertions, and he lost
his temper accordingly, and I was angry at the unreasonableness of the
man. I had had an ancestor in Derry at the siege and at the Battle of
the Boyne, and he spitted three Irish kerns on his sabre. I glory in it,
and I told O'Hooligan as much, and I drank a glass of toddy to the
memory of William III., and I shouted out Lillibulero! I believe in the
end we would have fought a duel, after the siege was over, unless one of
us had thought better of it. But it was not to be. At the same time that
I was cut in half, so was he also by chain-shot."

"And is he buried here?"

"The half of him--his confounded legs, and the knees that have bowed to
the image of Baal."

"Then, what became of his body?"

"If you'll pay me reasonable attention, and not interrupt, I'll tell you
the whole story. But--sure enough! Here come those legs!"

Instantly the half-man rolled off the wall, on the outside, and heaving
himself along on his hands, scuttled behind a tree-trunk.

Next moment I saw a pair of nimble lower limbs, in white ducks and
straps under the boots, leap the wall, and run about, up and down, much
like a setter after a partridge.

I did not know what to make of this.

Then the head of McAlister peered from behind the tree, and screamed
"Lillibulero! God save King William!" Instantly the legs went after him,
and catching him up kicked him like a football about the enclosure. I
cannot recall precisely how many times the circuit was made, twice or
thrice, but all the while the head of McAlister kept screaming
"Lillibulero!" and "D---- the Pope!"

Recovering myself from my astonishment, and desirous of putting a term
to this not very edifying scene, I picked up a leaf of shamrock, that
grew at my feet, and ran between the legs and the trunk, and presented
the symbol of St. Patrick to the former. The legs at once desisted from
pursuit, and made a not ungraceful bow to the leaf, and as I advanced
they retired, still bowing reverentially, till they reached the wall,
which they stepped over with the utmost ease.

The half-Scotchman now hobbled up to me on his hands, and said: "I'm
varra much obleeged to you for your intervention, sir." Then he
scrambled, by means of the rails of the gate, to his former perch on the
wall.

"You must understand, sir," said McAlister, settling himself
comfortably, "that this produces no pheesical inconvenience to me at
all. For O'Hooligan's boots are speeritual, and so is my trunk
speeritual. And at best it only touches my speeritual feelings. Still, I
thank you."

"You certainly administered to him some spiritual aggravation," I
observed.

"Ay, ay, sir, I did. And I glory in it."

"And now, Captain McAlister, if it is not troubling you too greatly,
after this interruption would you kindly explain to me how it comes
about that the nobler part of you is here and the less noble in
Scotland?"

"I will do so with pleasure. Captain O'Hooligan's upper story is at
Auchimachie."

"How came that about?"

"If you had a particle of patience, you would not interrupt me in my
narrative. I told you, did I not, that my dear father had enjoined on
Colonel Graham, should anything untoward occur, that he should send my
body home to be interred in the vault of my ancestors? Well, this is
how it came about that the awkward mistake was made. When it was
reported that I had been killed, Colonel Graham issued orders that my
remains should be carefully attended to and put aside to be sent home to
Scotland."

"By boat, I presume?"

"Certainly, by boat. But, unfortunately, he commissioned some Irishmen
of his company to attend to it. And whether it was that they wished to
do honour to their own countryman, or whether it was that, like most
Irishmen, they could not fail to blunder in the discharge of their duty,
I cannot say. They might have recognised me, even if they hadn't known
my face, by my goold repeater watch; but some wretched camp-followers
had been before them. On the watch were engraved the McAlister arms. But
the watch had been stolen. So they picked up--either out of purpose, or
by mistake--O'Hooligan's trunk, and my nether portion, and put them
together into one case. You see, a man's legs are not so easily
identified. So his body and my lower limbs were made ready together to
be forwarded to Scotland."

"But how--did not Colonel Graham see personally to the matter?"

"He could not. He was so much engaged over regimental duties. Still, he
might have stretched a point, I think."

"It must have been difficult to send the portions so far. Was the body
embalmed?"

"Embalmed! no. There was no one in Bayonne who knew how to do it. There
was a bird-stuffer in the Rue Pannceau, but he had done nothing larger
than a seagull. So there could be no question of embalming. We, that is,
the bit of O'Hooligan and the bit of me, were put into a cask of
eau-de-vie, and so forwarded by a sailing-vessel. And either on the way
to Southampton, or on another boat from that port to Edinburgh, the
sailors ran a gimlet into the barrel, and inserted a straw, and drank up
all the spirits. It was all gone by the time the hogshead reached
Auchimachie. Whether O'Hooligan gave a smack to the liquor I cannot say,
but I can answer for my legs, they would impart a grateful flavour of
whisky. I was always a drinker of whisky, and when I had taken a
considerable amount it always went to my legs; they swerved, and gave
way under me. That is proof certain that the liquor went to my
extremities and not to my head. Trust to a Scotchman's head for standing
any amount of whisky. When the remains arrived at Auchimachie for
interment, it was supposed that some mistake had been made. My hair is
sandy, that of O'Hooligan is black, or nearly so; but there was no
knowing what chemical action the alcohol might have on the hair in
altering its colour. But my mother identified the legs past mistake, by
a mole on the left calf and a varicose vein on the right. Anyhow, half a
loaf is better than no bread, so all the mortal relics were consigned to
the McAlister vault. It was aggravating to my feelings that the minister
should pronounce a varra eloquent and moving discourse on the occasion
over the trunk of a confounded Irishman and a papist."

"You must really excuse me," interrupted I, "but how the dickens do you
know all this?"

"There is always an etherial current of communication between the parts
of a man's body," replied McAlister, "and there is speeritual
intercommunication between a man's head and his toes, however pairted
they may be. I tell you, sir, in the speeritual world we know a thing or
two."

"And now," said I, "what may be your wishes in this most unfortunate
matter?"

"I am coming to that, if you'll exercise a little rational patience.
This that I tell you of occurred in 1814, a considerable time ago. I
shall be varra pleased if, on your return to England, you will make it
your business to run up to Scotland, and interview my great-nephew. I am
quite sure he will do the right thing by me, for the honour of the
family, and to ease my soul. He never would have come into the estate at
all if it had not been for my lamented decease. There's another little
unpleasantness to which I desire you to call his attention. A tombstone
has been erected over my trunk and O'Hooligan's legs, here in this
cemetery, and on it is: 'Sacred to the Memory of Captain Timothy
O'Hooligan, who fell on the field of Glory. R. I. P.' Now this is liable
to a misunderstanding for it is me--I mean I, to be grammatical--who
lies underneath. I make no account of the Irishman's nether extremities.
And being a convinced and zealous Presbyterian, I altogether
conscientiously object to having 'Requiescat in pace' inscribed over my
bodily remains. And my great-nephew, the present laird, if he be true to
the principles of the Covenant, will object just as strongly as myself.
I know very weel those letters are attached to the name of O'Hooligan,
but they mark the place of deposition of my body rather than his. So I
wish you just to put it clearly and logically to the laird, and he will
take steps, at any cost, to have me transferred to Auchimachie. What he
may do with the relics of that Irish rogue I don't care for, not one
stick of barley sugar."

I promised solemnly to fulfil the commission entrusted to me, and then
Captain McAlister wished me a good night, and retired behind the
cemetery wall.

I did not quit the South of France that same year, for I spent the
winter at Pau. In the following May I returned to England, and there
found that a good many matters connected with my family called for my
immediate attention. It was accordingly just a year and five months
after my interview with Captain McAlister that I was able to discharge
my promise. I had never forgotten my undertaking--I had merely postponed
it. Charity begins at home, and my own concerns engrossed my time too
fully to allow me the leisure for a trip to the North.

However, in the end I did go. I took the express to Edinburgh. That
city, I think candidly, is the finest for situation in the world, as far
as I have seen of it. I did not then visit it. I never had previously
been in the Athens of the North, and I should have liked to spend a
couple of days at least in it, to look over the castle and to walk
through Holyrood. But duty stands before pleasure, and I went on
directly to my destination, postponing acquaintance with Edinburgh till
I had accomplished my undertaking.

I had written to Mr. Fergus McAlister to inform him of my desire to see
him. I had not entered into the matter of my communication. I thought it
best to leave this till I could tell him the whole story by word of
mouth. I merely informed him by letter that I had something to speak to
him about that greatly concerned his family.

On reaching the station his carriage awaited me, and I was driven to his
house.

He received me with the greatest cordiality, and offered me the kindest
hospitality.

The house was large and rambling, not in the best repair, and the
grounds, as I was driven through them, did not appear to be trimly kept.
I was introduced to his wife and to his five daughters, fair-haired,
freckled girls, certainly not beautiful, but pleasing enough in manner.
His eldest son was away in the army, and his second was in a lawyer's
office in Edinburgh; so I saw nothing of them.

After dinner, when the ladies had retired, I told him the entire story
as freely and as fully as possible, and he listened to me with courtesy,
patience, and the deepest attention.

"Yes," he said, when I had concluded, "I was aware that doubts had been
cast on the genuineness of the trunk. But under the circumstances it was
considered advisable to allow the matter to stand as it was. There were
insuperable difficulties in the way of an investigation and a certain
identification. But the legs were all right. And I hope to show you
to-morrow, in the kirk, a very handsome tablet against the wall,
recording the name and the date of decease of my great-uncle, and some
very laudatory words on his character, beside an appropriate text from
the Screeptures."

"Now, however, that the facts are known, you will, of course, take steps
for the translation of the half of Captain Alister to your family
vault."

"I foresee considerable difficulties in the way," he replied. "The
authorities at Bayonne might raise objections to the exhuming of the
remains in the grave marked by the tombstone of Captain O'Hooligan. They
might very reasonably say: 'What the hang has Mr. Fergus McAlister to do
with the body of Captain O'Hooligan?' We must consult the family of that
officer in Ireland."

"But," said I, "a representation of the case--of the mistake made--would
render all clear to them. I do not see that there is any necessity for
complicating the story by saying that you have only half of your
relative here, and that the other half is in O'Hooligan's grave. State
that orders had been given for the transmission of the body of your
great-uncle to Auchimachie, and that, through error, the corpse of
Captain O'Hooligan had been sent, and Captain McAlister buried by
mistake as that of the Irishman. That makes a simple, intelligible, and
straightforward tale. Then you could dispose of the superfluous legs
when they arrived in the manner you think best."

The laird remained silent for a while, rubbing his chin, and looking at
the tablecloth.

Presently he stood up, and going to the sideboard, said: "I'll just
take a wash of whisky to clear my thoughts. Will you have some?"

"Thank you; I am enjoying your old and excellent port."

Mr. Fergus McAlister returned leisurely to the table after his "wash,"
remained silent a few minutes longer, then lifted his head and said: "I
don't see that I am called upon to transport those legs."

"No," I answered; "but you had best take the remains in a lump and sort
them on their arrival."

"I am afraid it will be seriously expensive. My good sir, the property
is not now worth what it was in Captain Alister's time. Land has gone
down in value, and rents have been seriously reduced. Besides, farmers
are now more exacting than formerly; they will not put up with the byres
that served their fathers. Then my son in the army is a great expense to
me, and my second son is not yet earning his livelihood, and my
daughters have not yet found suitors, so that I shall have to leave them
something on which to live; besides"--he drew a long breath--"I want to
build on to the house a billiard-room."

"I do not think," protested I, "that the cost would be very serious."

"What do you mean by serious?" he asked.

"I think that these relics of humanity might be transported to
Auchimachie in a hogshead of cognac, much as the others were."

"What is the price of cognac down there?" asked he.

"Well," I replied, "that is more than I can say as to the cask. Best
cognac, three stars, is five francs fifty centimes a bottle."

"That's a long price. But one star?"

"I cannot say; I never bought that. Possibly three francs and a half."

"And how many bottles to a cask?"

"I am not sure, something over two hundred litres."

"Two hundred three shillings," mused Mr. Fergus; and then looking up,
"there is the duty in England, very heavy on spirits, and charges for
the digging-up, and fees to the officials, and the transport by
water----" He shook his head.

"You must remember," said I, "that your relative is subjected to great
indignities from those legs, getting toed three or four times round the
enclosure." I said three or four, but I believe it was only twice or
thrice. "It hardly comports with the family honour to suffer it."

"I think," replied Mr. Fergus, "that you said it was but the speeritual
presentment of a boot, and that there was no pheesical inconvenience
felt, only a speeritual impression?"

"Just so."

"For my part, judging from my personal experience," said the laird,
"speeritual impressions are most evanescent."

"Then," said I, "Captain Alister's trunk lies in a foreign land."

"But not," replied he, "in Roman Catholic consecrated soil. That is a
great satisfaction."

"You, however, have the trunk of a Roman Catholic in your family vault."

"It is so, according to what you say. But there are a score of
McAlisters there, all staunch Presbyterians, and if it came to an
argument among them--I won't say he would not have a leg to stand on, as
he hasn't those anyhow, but he would find himself just nowhere."

Then Mr. Fergus McAlister stood up and said: "Shall we join the ladies?
As to what you have said, sir, and have recommended, I assure you that I
will give it my most serious consideration."




THE LEADEN RING


"It is not possible, Julia. I cannot conceive how the idea of attending
the county ball can have entered your head after what has happened. Poor
young Hattersley's dreadful death suffices to stop that."

"But, aunt, Mr. Hattersley is no relation of ours."

"No relation--but you know that the poor fellow would not have shot
himself if it had not been for you."

"Oh, Aunt Elizabeth, how can you say so, when the verdict was that he
committed suicide when in an unsound condition of mind? How could I help
his blowing out his brains, when those brains were deranged?"

"Julia, do not talk like this. If he did go off his head, it was you who
upset him by first drawing him on, leading him to believe that you liked
him, and then throwing him over so soon as the Hon. James Lawlor
appeared on the _tapis_. Consider: what will people say if you go to the
assembly?"

"What will they say if I do not go? They will immediately set it down to
my caring deeply for James Hattersley, and they will think that there
was some sort of engagement."

"They are not likely to suppose that. But really, Julia, you were for a
while all smiles and encouragement. Tell me, now, did Mr. Hattersley
propose to you?"

"Well--yes, he did, and I refused him."

"And then he went and shot himself in despair. Julia, you cannot with
any face go to the ball."

"Nobody knows that he proposed. And precisely because I do go everyone
will conclude that he did not propose. I do not wish it to be supposed
that he did."

"His family, of course, must have been aware. They will see your name
among those present at the assembly."

"Aunt, they are in too great trouble to look at the paper to see who
were at the dance."

"His terrible death lies at your door. How you can have the heart,
Julia----"

"I don't see it. Of course, I feel it. I am awfully sorry, and awfully
sorry for his father, the admiral. I cannot set him up again. I wish
that when I rejected him he had gone and done as did Joe Pomeroy, marry
one of his landlady's daughters."

"There, Julia, is another of your delinquencies. You lured on young
Pomeroy till he proposed, then you refused him, and in a fit of vexation
and mortified vanity he married a girl greatly beneath him in social
position. If the _menage_ prove a failure you will have it on your
conscience that you have wrecked his life and perhaps hers as well."

"I cannot throw myself away as a charity to save this man or that from
doing a foolish thing."

"What I complain of, Julia, is that you encouraged young Mr. Pomeroy
till Mr. Hattersley appeared, whom you thought more eligible, and then
you tossed him aside; and you did precisely the same with James
Hattersley as soon as you came to know Mr. Lawlor. After all, Julia, I
am not so sure that Mr. Pomeroy has not chosen the better part. The
girl, I dare say, is simple, fresh, and affectionate."

"Your implication is not complimentary, Aunt Elizabeth."

"My dear, I have no patience with the young lady of the present day, who
is shallow, self-willed, and indifferent to the feelings and happiness
of others, who craves for excitement and pleasure, and desires nothing
that is useful and good. Where now will you see a girl like Viola's
sister, who let concealment, like a worm i' the bud, feed on her damask
cheek? Nowadays a girl lays herself at the feet of a man if she likes
him, turns herself inside-out to let him and all the world read her
heart."

"I have no relish to be like Viola's sister, and have my story--a blank.
I never grovelled at the feet of Joe Pomeroy or James Hattersley."

"No, but you led each to consider himself the favoured one till he
proposed, and then you refused him. It was like smiling at a man and
then stabbing him to the heart."

"Well--I don't want people to think that James Hattersley cared for
me--I certainly never cared for him--nor that he proposed; so I shall go
to the ball."

Julia Demant was an orphan. She had been retained at school till she was
eighteen, and then had been removed just at the age when a girl begins
to take an interest in her studies, and not to regard them as drudgery.
On her removal she had cast away all that she had acquired, and had been
plunged into the whirl of Society. Then suddenly her father died--she
had lost her mother some years before--and she went to live with her
aunt, Miss Flemming. Julia had inherited a sum of about five hundred
pounds a year, and would probably come in for a good estate and funds as
well on the death of her aunt. She had been flattered as a girl at home,
and at school as a beauty, and she certainly thought no small bones of
herself.

Miss Flemming was an elderly lady with a sharp tongue, very outspoken,
and very decided in her opinions; but her action was weak, and Julia
soon discovered that she could bend the aunt to do anything she willed,
though she could not modify or alter her opinions.

In the matter of Joe Pomeroy and James Hattersley, it was as Miss
Flemming had said. Julia had encouraged Mr. Pomeroy, and had only cast
him off because she thought better of the suit of Mr. Hattersley, son
of an admiral of that name. She had seen a good deal of young
Hattersley, had given him every encouragement, had so entangled him,
that he was madly in love with her; and then, when she came to know the
Hon. James Lawlor, and saw that he was fascinated, she rejected
Hattersley with the consequences alluded to in the conversation above
given.

Julia was particularly anxious to be present at the county ball, for she
had been already booked by Mr. Lawlor for several dances, and she was
quite resolved to make an attempt to bring him to a declaration.

On the evening of the ball Miss Flemming and Julia entered the carriage.
The aunt had given way, as was her wont, but under protest.

For about ten minutes neither spoke, and then Miss Flemming said, "Well,
you know my feelings about this dance. I do not approve. I distinctly
disapprove. I do not consider your going to the ball in good taste, or,
as you would put it, in good form. Poor young Hattersley----"

"Oh, dear aunt, do let us put young Hattersley aside. He was buried with
the regular forms, I suppose?"

"Yes, Julia."

"Then the rector accepted the verdict of the jury at the inquest. Why
should not we? A man who is unsound in his mind is not responsible for
his actions."

"I suppose not."

"Much less, then, I who live ten miles away."

"I do not say that you are responsible for his death, but for the
condition of mind that led him to do the dreadful deed. Really, Julia,
you are one of those into whose head or heart only by a surgical
operation could the thought be introduced that you could be in the
wrong. A hypodermic syringe would be too weak an instrument to effect
such a radical change in you. Everyone else may be in the wrong,
you--never. As for me, I cannot get young Hattersley out of my head."

"And I," retorted Julia with asperity, for her aunt's words had stung
her--"I, for my part, do not give him a thought."

She had hardly spoken the words before a chill wind began to pass round
her. She drew the Barege shawl that was over her bare shoulders closer
about her, and said--"Auntie! is the glass down on your side?"

"No, Julia; why do you ask?"

"There is such a draught."

"Draught!--I do not feel one; perhaps the window on your side hitches."

"Indeed, that is all right. It is blowing harder and is deadly cold. Can
one of the front panes be broken?"

"No. Rogers would have told me had that been the case. Besides, I can
see that they are sound."

The wind of which Julia complained swirled and whistled about her. It
increased in force; it plucked at her shawl and slewed it about her
throat; it tore at the lace on her dress. It snatched at her hair, it
wrenched it away from the pins, the combs that held it in place; one
long tress was lashed across the face of Miss Flemming. Then the hair,
completely released, eddied up above the girl's head, and next moment
was carried as a drift before her, blinding her. Then--a sudden
explosion, as though a gun had been fired into her ear; and with a
scream of terror she sank back among the cushions. Miss Flemming, in
great alarm, pulled the checkstring, and the carriage stopped. The
footman descended from the box and came to the side. The old lady drew
down the window and said: "Oh! Phillips, bring the lamp. Something has
happened to Miss Demant."

The man obeyed, and sent a flood of light into the carriage. Julia was
lying back, white and senseless. Her hair was scattered over her face,
neck, and shoulders; the flowers that had been stuck in it, the pins
that had fastened it in place, the pads that had given shape to the
convolutions lay strewn, some on her lap, some in the rug at the bottom
of the carriage.

"Phillips!" ordered the old lady in great agitation, "tell Rogers to
turn the horses and drive home at once; and do you run as fast as you
can for Dr. Crate."

A few minutes after the carriage was again in motion, Julia revived. Her
aunt was chafing her hand.

"Oh, aunt!" she said, "are all the glasses broken?"

"Broken--what glasses?"

"Those of the carriage--with the explosion."

"Explosion, my dear!"

"Yes. That gun which was discharged. It stunned me. Were you hurt?"

"I heard no gun--no explosion."

"But I did. It was as though a bullet had been discharged into my brain.
I wonder that I escaped. Who can have fired at us?"

"My dear, no one fired. I heard nothing. I know what it was. I had the
same experience many years ago. I slept in a damp bed, and awoke stone
deaf in my right ear. I remained so for three weeks. But one night when
I was at a ball and was dancing, all at once I heard a report as of a
pistol in my right ear, and immediately heard quite clearly again. It
was wax."

"But, Aunt Elizabeth, I have not been deaf."

"You have not noticed that you were deaf."

"Oh! but look at my hair; it was that wind that blew it about."

"You are labouring under a delusion, Julia. There was no wind."

"But look--feel how my hair is down."

"That has been done by the motion of the carriage. There are many ruts
in the road."

They reached home, and Julia, feeling sick, frightened, and bewildered,
retired to bed. Dr. Crate arrived, said that she was hysterical, and
ordered something to soothe her nerves. Julia was not convinced. The
explanation offered by Miss Flemming did not satisfy her. That she was a
victim to hysteria she did not in the least believe. Neither her aunt,
nor the coachman, nor Phillips had heard the discharge of a gun. As to
the rushing wind, Julia was satisfied that she had experienced it. The
lace was ripped, as by a hand, from her dress, and the shawl was twisted
about her throat; besides, her hair had not been so slightly arranged
that the jolting of the carnage would completely disarrange it. She was
vastly perplexed over what she had undergone. She thought and thought,
but could get no nearer to a solution of the mystery.

Next day, as she was almost herself again, she rose and went about as
usual.

In the afternoon the Hon. James Lawlor called and asked after Miss
Flemming. The butler replied that his mistress was out making calls, but
that Miss Demant was at home, and he believed was on the terrace. Mr.
Lawlor at once asked to see her.

He did not find Julia in the parlour or on the terrace, but in a lower
garden to which she had descended to feed the goldfish in the pond.

"Oh! Miss Demant," said he, "I was so disappointed not to see you at the
ball last night."

"I was very unwell; I had a fainting fit and could not go."

"It threw a damp on our spirits--that is to say, on mine. I had you
booked for several dances."

"You were able to give them to others."

"But that was not the same to me. I did an act of charity and
self-denial. I danced instead with the ugly Miss Burgons and with Miss
Pounding, and that was like dragging about a sack of potatoes. I believe
it would have been a jolly evening, but for that shocking affair of
young Hattersley which kept some of the better sort away. I mean
those who know the Hattersleys. Of course, for me that did not matter,
we were not acquainted. I never even spoke with the fellow. You knew
him, I believe? I heard some people say so, and that you had not come
because of him. The supper, for a subscription ball, was not atrociously
bad."

"What did they say of me?"

"Oh!--if you will know--that you did not attend the ball because you
liked him very much, and were awfully cut up."

"I--I! What a shame that people should talk! I never cared a rush for
him. He was nice enough in his way, not a bounder, but tolerable as
young men go."

Mr. Lawlor laughed. "I should not relish to have such a qualified
estimate made of me."

"Nor need you. You are interesting. He became so only when he had shot
himself. It will be by this alone that he will be remembered."

"But there is no smoke without fire. Did he like you--much?"

"Dear Mr. Lawlor, I am not a clairvoyante, and never was able to see
into the brains or hearts of people--least of all of young men. Perhaps
it is fortunate for me that I cannot."

"One lady told me that he had proposed to you."

"Who was that? The potato-sack?"

"I will not give her name. Is there any truth in it? Did he?"

"No."

At the moment she spoke there sounded in her ear a whistle of wind, and
she felt a current like a cord of ice creep round her throat, increasing
in force and compression, her hat was blown off, and next instant a
detonation rang through her head as though a gun had been fired into her
ear. She uttered a cry and sank upon the ground.

[Illustration: HER HAT WAS BLOWN OFF, AND NEXT INSTANT A DETONATION RANG
THROUGH HER HEAD AS THOUGH A GUN HAD BEEN FIRED INTO HER EAR.]

James Lawlor was bewildered. His first impulse was to run to the house
for assistance; then he considered that he could not leave her lying on
the wet soil, and he stooped to raise her in his arms and to carry her
within. In novels young men perform such a feat without difficulty; but
in fact they are not able to do it, especially when the girl is tall and
big-boned. Moreover, one in a faint is a dead weight. Lawlor staggered
under his burden to the steps. It was as much as he could perform to
carry her up to the terrace, and there he placed her on a seat. Panting,
and with his muscles quivering after the strain, he hastened to the
drawing-room, rang the bell, and when the butler appeared, he gasped:
"Miss Demant has fainted; you and I and the footman must carry her
within."

"She fainted last night in the carriage," said the butler.

When Julia came to her senses, she was in bed attended by the
housekeeper and her maid. A few moments later Miss Flemming arrived.

"Oh, aunt! I have heard it again."

"Heard what, dear?"

"The discharge of a gun."

"It is nothing but wax," said the old lady. "I will drop a little
sweet-oil into your ear, and then have it syringed with warm water."

"I want to tell you something--in private."

Miss Flemming signed to the servants to withdraw.

"Aunt," said the girl, "I must say something. This is the second time
that this has happened. I am sure it is significant. James Lawlor was
with me in the sunken garden, and he began to speak about James
Hattersley. You know it was when we were talking about him last night
that I heard that awful noise. It was precisely as if a gun had been
discharged into my ear. I felt as if all the nerves and tissues of my
head were being torn, and all the bones of my skull shattered--just what
Mr. Hattersley must have undergone when he pulled the trigger. It was
an agony for a moment perhaps, but it felt as if it lasted an hour. Mr.
Lawlor had asked me point blank if James Hattersley had proposed to me,
and I said, 'No.' I was perfectly justified in so answering, because he
had no right to ask me such a question. It was an impertinence on his
part, and I answered him shortly and sharply with a negative. But
actually James Hattersley proposed twice to me. He would not accept a
first refusal, but came next day bothering me again, and I was pretty
curt with him. He made some remarks that were rude about how I had
treated him, and which I will not repeat, and as he left, in a state of
great agitation, he said, 'Julia, I vow that you shall not forget this,
and you shall belong to no one but me, alive or dead.' I considered this
great nonsense, and did not accord it another thought. But, really,
these terrible annoyances, this wind and the bursts of noise, do seem to
me to come from him. It is just as though he felt a malignant delight in
distressing me, now that he is dead. I should like to defy him, and I
will do it if I can, but I cannot bear more of these experiences--they
will kill me."

Several days elapsed.

Mr. Lawlor called repeatedly to inquire, but a week passed before Julia
was sufficiently recovered to receive him, and then the visit was one of
courtesy and of sympathy, and the conversation turned upon her health,
and on indifferent themes.

But some few days later it was otherwise. She was in the conservatory
alone, pretty much herself again, when Mr. Lawlor was announced.

Physically she had recovered, or believed that she had, but her nerves
had actually received a severe shock. She had made up her mind that the
phenomena of the circling wind and the explosion were in some mysterious
manner connected with Hattersley.

She bitterly resented this, but she was in mortal terror of a
recurrence; and she felt no compunction for her treatment of the
unfortunate young man, but rather a sense of deep resentment against
him. If he were dead, why did he not lie quiet and cease from vexing
her?

To be a martyr was to her no gratification, for hers was not a martyrdom
that provoked sympathy, and which could make her interesting.

She had hitherto supposed that when a man died there was an end of him;
his condition was determined for good or for ill. But that a disembodied
spirit should hover about and make itself a nuisance to the living, had
never entered into her calculations.

"Julia--if I may be allowed so to call you"--began Mr. Lawlor, "I have
brought you a bouquet of flowers. Will you accept them?"

"Oh!" she said, as he handed the bunch to her, "how kind of you. At this
time of the year they are so rare, and aunt's gardener is so miserly
that he will spare me none for my room but some miserable bits of
geranium. It is too bad of you wasting your money like this upon me."

"It is no waste, if it afford you pleasure."

"It is a pleasure. I dearly love flowers."

"To give you pleasure," said Mr. Lawlor, "is the great object of my
life. If I could assure you happiness--if you would allow me to hope--to
seize this opportunity, now that we are alone together----"

He drew near and caught her hand. His features were agitated, his lips
trembled, there was earnestness in his eyes.

At once a cold blast touched Julia and began to circle about her and to
flutter her hair. She trembled and drew back. That paralysing experience
was about to be renewed. She turned deadly white, and put her hand to
her right ear. "Oh, James! James!" she gasped. "Do not, pray do not
speak what you want to say, or I shall faint. It is coming on. I am not
yet well enough to hear it. Write to me and I will answer. For pity's
sake do not speak it." Then she sank upon a seat--and at that moment her
aunt entered the conservatory.

On the following day a note was put into her hand, containing a formal
proposal from the Hon. James Lawlor; and by return of post Julia
answered with an acceptance.

There was no reason whatever why the engagement should be long; and the
only alternative mooted was whether the wedding should take place before
Lent or after Easter. Finally, it was settled that it should be
celebrated on Shrove Tuesday. This left a short time for the necessary
preparations. Miss Flemming would have to go to town with her niece
concerning a trousseau, and a trousseau is not turned out rapidly any
more than an armed cruiser.

There is usually a certain period allowed to young people who have
become engaged, to see much of each other, to get better acquainted with
one another, to build their castles in the air, and to indulge in little
passages of affection, vulgarly called "spooning." But in this case the
spooning had to be curtailed and postponed.

At the outset, when alone with James, Julia was nervous. She feared a
recurrence of those phenomena that so affected her. But, although every
now and then the wind curled and soughed about her, it was not violent,
nor was it chilling; and she came to regard it as a wail of
discomfiture. Moreover, there was no recurrence of the detonation, and
she fondly hoped that with her marriage the vexation would completely
cease.

In her heart was deep down a sense of exultation. She was defying James
Hattersley and setting his prediction at naught. She was not in love
with Mr. Lawlor; she liked him, in her cold manner, and was not
insensible to the social advantage that would be hers when she became
the Honourable Mrs. Lawlor.

The day of the wedding arrived. Happily it was fine. "Blessed is the
bride the sun shines on," said the cheery Miss Flemming; "an omen, I
trust, of a bright and unruffled life in your new condition."

All the neighbourhood was present at the church. Miss Flemming had many
friends. Mr. Lawlor had fewer present, as he belonged to a distant
county. The church path had been laid with red cloth, the church
decorated with flowers, and a choir was present to twitter "The voice
that breathed o'er Eden."

The rector stood by the altar, and two cushions had been laid at the
chancel step. The rector was to be assisted by an uncle of the
bridegroom who was in Holy Orders; the rector, being old-fashioned, had
drawn on pale grey kid gloves.

First arrived the bridegroom with his best man, and stood in a nervous
condition balancing himself first on one foot, then on the other,
waiting, observed by all eyes.

Next entered the procession of the bride, attended by her maids, to the
"Wedding March" in _Lohengrin_, on a wheezy organ. Then Julia and her
intended took their places at the chancel step for the performance of
the first portion of the ceremony, and the two clergy descended to them
from the altar.

"Wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife?"

"I will."

"Wilt thou have this man to thy wedded husband?"

"I will."

"I, James, take thee, Julia, to my wedded wife, to have and to hold----"
and so on.

As the words were being spoken, a cold rush of air passed over the
clasped hands, numbing them, and began to creep round the bride, and to
flutter her veil. She set her lips and knitted her brows. In a few
minutes she would be beyond the reach of these manifestations.

When it came to her turn to speak, she began firmly: "I, Julia, take
thee, James----" but as she proceeded the wind became fierce; it raged
about her, it caught her veil on one side and buffeted her cheek; it
switched the veil about her throat, as though strangling her with a
drift of snow contracting into ice. But she persevered to the end.

Then James Lawlor produced the ring, and was about to place it on her
finger with the prescribed words: "With this ring I thee wed----" when a
report rang in her ear, followed by a heaving of her skull, as though
the bones were being burst asunder, and she sank unconscious on the
chancel step.

In the midst of profound commotion, she was raised and conveyed to the
vestry, followed by James Lawlor, trembling and pale. He had slipped the
ring back into his waistcoat pocket. Dr. Crate, who was present,
hastened to offer his professional assistance.

In the vestry Julia rested in a Glastonbury chair, white and still, with
her hands resting in her lap. And to the amazement of those present, it
was seen that on the third finger of her left hand was a leaden ring,
rude and solid as though fashioned out of a bullet. Restoratives were
applied, but full a quarter of an hour elapsed before Julia opened her
eyes, and a little colour returned to her lips and cheek. But, as she
raised her hands to her brow to wipe away the damps that had formed on
it, her eye caught sight of the leaden ring, and with a cry of horror
she sank again into insensibility.

The congregation slowly left the church, awestruck, whispering, asking
questions, receiving no satisfactory answers, forming surmises all
incorrect.

"I am very much afraid, Mr. Lawlor," said the rector, "that it will be
impossible to proceed with the service to-day; it must be postponed till
Miss Demant is in a condition to conclude her part, and to sign the
register. I do not see how it can be gone on with to-day. She is quite
unequal to the effort."

The carriage which was to have conveyed the couple to Miss Flemming's
house, and then, later, to have taken them to the station for their
honeymoon, the horses decorated with white rosettes, the whip adorned
with a white bow, had now to convey Julia, hardly conscious, supported
by her aunt, to her home.

No rice could be thrown. The bell-ringers, prepared to give a joyous
peal, were constrained to depart.

The reception at Miss Flemming's was postponed. No one thought of
attending. The cakes, the ices, were consumed in the kitchen.

The bridegroom, bewildered, almost frantic, ran hither and thither, not
knowing what to do, what to say.

Julia lay as a stone for fully two hours; and when she came to herself
could not speak. When conscious, she raised her left hand, looked on the
leaden ring, and sank back again into senselessness.

Not till late in the evening was she sufficiently recovered to speak,
and then she begged her aunt, who had remained by her bed without
stirring, to dismiss the attendants. She desired to speak with her
alone. When no one was in the room with her, save Miss Flemming, she
said in a whisper: "Oh, Aunt Elizabeth! Oh, auntie! such an awful thing
has happened. I can never marry Mr. Lawlor, never. I have married James
Hattersley; I am a dead man's wife. At the time that James Lawlor was
making the responses, I heard a piping voice in my ear, an unearthly
voice, saying the same words. When I said: 'I, Julia, take you, James,
to my wedded husband'--you know Mr. Hattersley is James as well as Mr.
Lawlor--then the words applied to him as much or as well as to the
other. And then, when it came to the giving of the ring, there was the
explosion in my ear, as before--and the leaden ring was forced on to my
finger, and not James Lawlor's golden ring. It is of no use my resisting
any more. I am a dead man's wife, and I cannot marry James Lawlor."

Some years have elapsed since that disastrous day and that incomplete
marriage.

Miss Demant is Miss Demant still, and she has never been able to remove
the leaden ring from the third finger of her left hand. Whenever the
attempt has been made, either to disengage it by drawing it off or by
cutting through it, there has ensued that terrifying discharge as of a
gun into her ear, causing insensibility. The prostration that has
followed, the terror it has inspired, have so affected her nerves, that
she has desisted from every attempt to rid herself of the ring.

She invariably wears a glove on her left hand, and it is bulged over the
third finger, where lies that leaden ring.

She is not a happy woman, although her aunt is dead and has left her a
handsome estate. She has not got many acquaintances. She has no friends;
for her temper is unamiable, and her tongue is bitter. She supposes that
the world, as far as she knows it, is in league against her.

Towards the memory of James Hattersley she entertains a deadly hate. If
an incantation could lay his spirit, if prayer could give him repose,
she would have recourse to none of these expedients, even though they
might relieve her, so bitter is her resentment. And she harbours a
silent wrath against Providence for allowing the dead to walk and to
molest the living.




THE MOTHER OF PANSIES


Anna Voss, of Siebenstein, was the prettiest girl in her village. Never
was she absent from a fair or a dance. No one ever saw her abroad
anything but merry. If she had her fits of bad temper, she kept them for
her mother, in the secrecy of the house. Her voice was like that of the
lark, and her smile like the May morning. She had plenty of suitors, for
she was possessed of what a young peasant desires more in a wife than
beauty, and that is money.

But of all the young men who hovered about her, and sought her favour,
none was destined to win it save Joseph Arler, the ranger, a man in a
government position, whose duty was to watch the frontier against
smugglers, and to keep an eye on the game against poachers.

The eve of the marriage had come.

One thing weighed on the pleasure-loving mind of Anna. She dreaded
becoming a mother of a family which would keep her at home, and occupy
her from morn to eve in attendance on her children, and break the
sweetness of her sleep at night.

So she visited an old hag named Schaendelwein, who was a reputed witch,
and to whom she confided her trouble.

The old woman said that she had looked into the mirror of destiny,
before Anna arrived, and she had seen that Providence had ordained that
Anna should have seven children, three girls and four boys, and that one
of the latter was destined to be a priest.

But Mother Schaendelwein had great powers; she could set at naught the
determinations of Providence; and she gave to Anna seven pips, very much
like apple-pips, which she placed in a cornet of paper; and she bade her
cast these one by one into the mill-race, and as each went over the
mill-wheel, it ceased to have a future, and in each pip was a child's
soul.

So Anna put money into Mother Schaendelwein's hand and departed, and when
it was growing dusk she stole to the wooden bridge over the mill-stream,
and dropped in one pip after another. As each fell into the water she
heard a little sigh.

But when it came to casting in the last of the seven she felt a sudden
qualm, and a battle in her soul.

However, she threw it in, and then, overcome by an impulse of remorse,
threw herself into the stream to recover it, and as she did so she
uttered a cry.

But the water was dark, the floating pip was small, she could not see
it, and the current was rapidly carrying her to the mill-wheel, when the
miller ran out and rescued her.

On the following morning she had completely recovered her spirits, and
laughingly told her bridesmaids how that in the dusk, in crossing the
wooden bridge, her foot had slipped, she had fallen into the stream, and
had been nearly drowned. "And then," added she, "if I really had been
drowned, what would Joseph have done?"

The married life of Anna was not unhappy. It could hardly be that in
association with so genial, kind, and simple a man as Joseph. But it was
not altogether the ideal happiness anticipated by both. Joseph had to be
much away from home, sometimes for days and nights together, and Anna
found it very tedious to be alone. And Joseph might have calculated on a
more considerate wife. After a hard day of climbing and chasing in the
mountains, he might have expected that she would have a good hot supper
ready for him. But Anna set before him whatever came to hand and cost
least trouble. A healthy appetite is the best of sauces, she remarked.

Moreover, the nature of his avocation, scrambling up rocks and breaking
through an undergrowth of brambles and thorns, produced rents and
fraying of stockings and cloth garments. Instead of cheerfully
undertaking the repairs, Anna grumbled over each rent, and put out his
garments to be mended by others. It was only when repair was urgent that
she consented to undertake it herself, and then it was done with sulky
looks, muttered reproaches, and was executed so badly that it had to be
done over again, and by a hired workwoman.

But Joseph's nature was so amiable, and he was so fond of his pretty
wife, that he bore with those defects, and turned off her murmurs with a
joke, or sealed her pouting lips with a kiss.

There was one thing about Joseph that Anna could not relish. Whenever he
came into the village, he was surrounded, besieged by the children.
Hardly had he turned the corner into the square, before it was known
that he was there, and the little ones burst out of their parents'
houses, broke from their sister nurse's arms, to scamper up to Joseph
and to jump about him. For Joseph somehow always had nuts or almonds or
sweets in his pockets, and for these he made the children leap, or
catch, or scramble, or sometimes beg, by putting a sweet on a boy's nose
and bidding him hold it there, till he said "Catch!"

Joseph had one particular favourite among all this crew, and that was a
little lame boy with a white, pinched face, who hobbled about on
crutches.

Him Joseph would single out, take him on his knee, seat himself on the
steps of the village cross or of the churchyard, and tell him stories of
his adventures, of the habits of the beasts of the forest.

Anna, looking out of her window, could see all this; and see how before
Joseph set the poor cripple down, the child would throw its arms round
his neck and kiss him.

Then Joseph would come home with his swinging step and joyous face.

Anna resented that his first attention should be given to the children,
regarding it as her due, and she often showed her displeasure by the
chill of her reception of her husband. She did not reproach him in set
words, but she did not run to meet him, jump into his arms, and respond
to his warm kisses.

Once he did venture on a mild expostulation. "Annerl, why do you not
knit my socks or stocking-legs? Home-made is heart-made. It is a pity to
spend money on buying what is poor stuff, when those made by you would
not only last on my calves and feet, but warm the cockles of my heart."

To which she replied testily: "It is you who set the example of throwing
money away on sweet things for those pestilent little village brats."

One evening Anna heard an unusual hubbub in the square, shouts and
laughter, not of children alone, but of women and men as well, and next
moment into the house burst Joseph very red, carrying a cradle on his
head.

"What is this fooling for?" asked Anna, turning crimson.

"An experiment, Annerl, dearest," answered Joseph, setting down the
cradle. "I have heard it said that a wife who rocks an empty cradle soon
rocks a baby into it. So I have bought this and brought it to you. Rock,
rock, rock, and when I see a little rosebud in it among the snowy linen,
I shall cry for joy."

Never before had Anna known how dull and dead life could be in an empty
house. When she had lived with her mother, that mother had made her do
much of the necessary work of the house; now there was not much to be
done, and there was no one to exercise compulsion.

If Anna ran out and visited her neighbours, they proved to be
disinclined for a gossip. During the day they had to scrub and bake and
cook, and in the evening they had their husbands and children with them,
and did not relish the intrusion of a neighbour.

The days were weary days, and Anna had not the energy or the love of
work to prompt her to occupy herself more than was absolutely necessary.
Consequently, the house was not kept scrupulously clean. The glass and
the pewter and the saucepans did not shine. The window-panes were dull.
The house linen was unhemmed.

One evening Joseph sat in a meditative mood over the fire, looking into
the red embers, and what was unusual with him, he did not speak.

Anna was inclined to take umbrage at this, when all at once he looked
round at her with his bright pleasant smile and said, "Annerl! I have
been thinking. One thing is wanted to make us supremely happy--a baby in
the house. It has not pleased God to send us one, so I propose that we
both go on pilgrimage to Mariahilf to ask for one."

"Go yourself--I want no baby here," retorted Anna.

A few days after this, like a thunderbolt out of a clear sky, came the
great affliction on Anna of her husband's death.

Joseph had been found shot in the mountains. He was quite dead. The
bullet had pierced his heart. He was brought home borne on green
fir-boughs interlaced, by four fellow-jaegers, and they carried him into
his house. He had, in all probability, met his death at the hand of
smugglers.

With a cry of horror and grief Anna threw herself on Joseph's body and
kissed his pale lips. Now only did she realise how deeply all along she
had loved him--now that she had lost him.

Joseph was laid in his coffin preparatory to the interment on the
morrow. A crucifix and two candles stood at his head on a little table
covered with a white cloth. On a stool at his feet was a bowl containing
holy water and a sprig of rue.

A neighbour had volunteered to keep company with Anna during the night,
but she had impatiently, without speaking, repelled the offer. She would
spend the last night that he was above ground alone with her dead--alone
with her thoughts.

And what were those thoughts?

Now she remembered how indifferent she had been to his wishes, how
careless of his comforts; how little she had valued his love, had
appreciated his cheerfulness, his kindness, his forbearance, his equable
temper.

Now she recalled studied coldness on her part, sharp words, mortifying
gestures, outbursts of unreasoning and unreasonable petulance.

Now she recalled Joseph scattering nuts among the children, addressing
kind words to old crones, giving wholesome advice to giddy youths.

She remembered now little endearments shown to her, the presents brought
her from the fair, the efforts made to cheer her with his pleasant
stories and quaint jokes. She heard again his cheerful voice as he
strove to interest her in his adventures of the chase.

As she thus sat silent, numbed by her sorrow, in the faint light cast by
the two candles, with the shadow of the coffin lying black on the floor
at her feet, she heard a stumping without; then a hand was laid on the
latch, the door was timidly opened, and in upon his crutches came the
crippled boy. He looked wistfully at her, but she made no sign, and then
he hobbled to the coffin and burst into tears, and stooped and kissed
the brow of his dead friend.

Leaning on his crutches, he took his rosary and said the prayers for the
rest of her and his Joseph's soul; then shuffled awkwardly to the foot,
dipped the spray of rue, and sprinkled the dead with the blessed water.

Next moment the ungainly creature was stumping forth, but after he had
passed through the door, he turned, looked once more towards the dead,
put his hand to his lips, and wafted to it his final farewell.

Anna now took her beads and tried to pray, but her prayers would not
leave her lips; they were choked and driven back by the thoughts which
crowded up and bewildered her. The chain fell from her fingers upon her
lap, lay there neglected, and then slipped to the floor. How the time
passed she knew not, neither did she care. The clock ticked, and she
heard it not; the hours sounded, and she regarded them not till in at
her ear and through her brain came clear the call of the wooden cuckoo
announcing midnight.

Her eyes had been closed. Now suddenly she was roused, and they opened
and saw that all was changed.

The coffin was gone, but by her instead was the cradle that years ago
Joseph had brought home, and which she had chopped up for firewood. And
now in that cradle lay a babe asleep, and with her foot she rocked it,
and found a strange comfort in so doing.

She was conscious of no sense of surprise, only a great welling up of
joy in her heart. Presently she heard a feeble whimper and saw a
stirring in the cradle; little hands were put forth gropingly. Then she
stooped and lifted the child to her lap, and clasped it to her heart.
Oh, how lovely was that tiny creature! Oh, how sweet in her ears its
appealing cry! As she held it to her bosom the warm hands touched her
throat, and the little lips were pressed to her bosom. She pressed it to
her. She had entered into a new world, a world of love and light and
beauty and happiness unspeakable. Oh! the babe--the babe--the babe! She
laughed and cried, and cried and laughed and sobbed for very exuberance
of joy. It brought warmth to her heart, it made every vein tingle, it
ingrained her brain with pride. It was hers!--her own!--her very own!
She could have been content to spend an eternity thus, with that little
one close, close to her heart.

Then as suddenly all faded away--the child in her arms was gone as a
shadow; her tears congealed, her heart was cramped, and a voice spoke
within her: "It is not, because you would not. You cast the soul away,
and it went over the mill-wheel."

Wild with terror, uttering a despairing cry, she started up, straining
her arms after the lost child, and grasping nothing. She looked about
her. The light of the candles flickered over the face of her dead
Joseph. And tick, tick, tick went the clock.

She could endure this no more. She opened the door to leave the room,
and stepped into the outer chamber and cast herself into a chair. And
lo! it was no more night. The sun, the red evening sun, shone in at the
window, and on the sill were pots of pinks and mignonette that filled
the air with fragrance.

And there at her side stood a little girl with shining fair hair, and
the evening sun was on it like the glory about a saint. The child raised
its large blue eyes to her, pure innocent eyes, and said: "Mother, may I
say my Catechism and prayers before I go to bed?"

Then Anna answered and said: "Oh, my darling! My dearest Baerbchen! All
the Catechism is comprehended in this: Love God, fear God, always do
what is your duty. Do His will, and do not seek only your own pleasure
and ease. And this will give you peace--peace--peace."

The little girl knelt and laid her golden head on her folded hands upon
Anna's knee and began: "God bless dear father, and mother, and all my
dear brothers and sisters."

Instantly a sharp pang as a knife went through the heart of Anna, and
she cried: "Thou hast no father and no mother and no brothers and no
sisters, for thou art not, because I would not have thee. I cast away
thy soul, and it went over the mill-wheel."

The cuckoo called one. The child had vanished. But the door was thrown
open, and in the doorway stood a young couple--one a youth with fair
hair and the down of a moustache on his lip, and oh, in face so like to
the dead Joseph. He held by the hand a girl, in black bodice and with
white sleeves, looking modestly on the ground. At once Anna knew what
this signified. It was her son Florian come to announce that he was
engaged, and to ask his mother's sanction.

Then said the young man, as he came forward leading the girl: "Mother,
sweetest mother, this is Susie, the baker's daughter, and child of your
old and dear friend Vronie. We love one another; we have loved since we
were little children together at school, and did our lessons out of one
book, sitting on one bench. And, mother, the bakehouse is to be passed
on to me and to Susie, and I shall bake for all the parish. The good
Jesus fed the multitude, distributing the loaves through the hands of
His apostles. And I shall be His minister feeding His people here.
Mother, give us your blessing."

Then Florian and the girl knelt to Anna, and with tears of happiness in
her eyes she raised her hands over them. But ere she could touch them
all had vanished. The room was dark, and a voice spake within her:
"There is no Florian; there would have been, but you would not. You cast
his soul into the water, and it passed away for ever over the
mill-wheel."

In an agony of terror Anna sprang from her seat. She could not endure
the room, the air stifled her; her brain was on fire. She rushed to the
back door that opened on a kitchen garden, where grew the pot-herbs and
cabbages for use, tended by Joseph when he returned from his work in the
mountains.

But she came forth on a strange scene. She was on a battlefield. The air
was charged with smoke and the smell of gunpowder. The roar of cannon
and the rattle of musketry, the cries of the wounded, and shouts of
encouragement rang in her ears in a confused din.

As she stood, panting, her hands to her breast, staring with wondering
eyes, before her charged past a battalion of soldiers, and she knew by
their uniforms that they were Bavarians. One of them, as he passed,
turned his face towards her; it was the face of an Arler, fired with
enthusiasm, she knew it; it was that of her son Fritz.

Then came a withering volley, and many of the gallant fellows fell,
among them he who carried the standard. Instantly, Fritz snatched it
from his hand, waved it over his head, shouted, "Charge, brothers, fill
up the ranks! Charge, and the day is ours!"

Then the remnant closed up and went forward with bayonets fixed, tramp,
tramp. Again an explosion of firearms and a dense cloud of smoke rolled
before her and she could not see the result.

She waited, quivering in every limb, holding her breath--hoping,
fearing, waiting. And as the smoke cleared she saw men carrying to the
rear one who had been wounded, and in his hand he grasped the flag. They
laid him at Anna's feet, and she recognised that it was her Fritz. She
fell on her knees, and snatching the kerchief from her throat and
breast, strove to stanch the blood that welled from his heart. He looked
up into her eyes, with such love in them as made her choke with emotion,
and he said faintly: "Muetterchen, do not grieve for me; we have stormed
the redoubt, the day is ours. Be of good cheer. They fly, they fly,
those French rascals! Mother, remember me--I die for the dear
Fatherland."

And a comrade standing by said: "Do not give way to your grief, Anna
Arler; your son has died the death of a hero."

Then she stooped over him, and saw the glaze of death in his eyes, and
his lips moved. She bent her ear to them and caught the words: "I am
not, because you would not. There is no Fritz; you cast my soul into the
brook and I was carried over the mill-wheel."

All passed away, the smell of the powder, the roar of the cannon, the
volumes of smoke, the cry of the battle, all--to a dead hush. Anna
staggered to her feet, and turned to go back to her cottage, and as she
opened the door, heard the cuckoo call two.

But, as she entered, she found herself to be, not in her own room and
house--she had strayed into another, and she found herself not in a lone
chamber, not in her desolate home, but in the midst of a strange family
scene.

A woman, a mother, was dying. Her head reposed on her husband's breast
as he sat on the bed and held her in his arms.

The man had grey hair, his face was overflowed with tears, and his eyes
rested with an expression of devouring love on her whom he supported,
and whose brow he now and again bent over to kiss.

About the bed were gathered her children, ay, and also her
grandchildren, quite young, looking on with solemn, wondering eyes on
the last throes of her whom they had learned to cling to and love with
all the fervour of their simple hearts. One mite held her doll, dangling
by the arm, and the forefinger of her other hand was in her mouth. Her
eyes were brimming, and sobs came from her infant breast. She did not
understand what was being taken from her, but she wept in sympathy with
the rest.

Kneeling by the bed was the eldest daughter of the expiring woman,
reciting the Litany of the Dying, and the sons and another daughter and
a daughter-in-law repeated the responses in voices broken with tears.

When the recitation of the prayers ceased, there ensued for a while a
great stillness, and all eyes rested on the dying woman. Her lips
moved, and she poured forth her last petitions, that left her as rising
flakes of fire, kindled by her pure and ardent soul. "O God, comfort
and bless my dear husband, and ever keep Thy watchful guard over my
children and my children's children, that they may walk in the way that
leads to Thee, and that in Thine own good time we may all--all be
gathered in Thy Paradise together, united for evermore. Amen."

A spasm contracted Anna's heart. This woman with ecstatic, upturned
gaze, this woman breathing forth her peaceful soul on her husband's
breast, was her own daughter Elizabeth, and in the fine outline of her
features was Joseph's profile.

All again was hushed. The father slowly rose and quitted his position on
the bed, gently laid the head on the pillow, put one hand over the eyes
that still looked up to heaven, and with the fingers of the other
tenderly arranged the straggling hair on each side of the brow. Then
standing and turning to the rest, with a subdued voice he said: "My
children, it has pleased the Lord to take to Himself your dear mother
and my faithful companion. The Lord's will be done."

Then ensued a great burst of weeping, and Anna's eyes brimmed till she
could see no more. The church bell began to toll for a departing spirit.
And following each stroke there came to her, as the after-clang of the
boom: "There is not, there has not been, an Elizabeth. There would have
been all this--but thou wouldest it not. For the soul of thy Elizabeth
thou didst send down the mill-stream and over the wheel."

Frantic with shame, with sorrow, not knowing what she did, or whither
she went, Anna made for the front door of the house, ran forth and stood
in the village square.

To her unutterable amazement it was vastly changed. Moreover, the sun
was shining brightly, and it gleamed over a new parish church, of cut
white stone, very stately, with a gilded spire, with windows of
wondrous lacework. Flags were flying, festoons of flowers hung
everywhere. A triumphal arch of leaves and young birch trees was at the
graveyard gate. The square was crowded with the peasants, all in their
holiday attire.

Silent, Anna stood and looked around. And as she stood she heard the
talk of the people about her.

One said: "It is a great thing that Johann von Arler has done for his
native village. But see, he is a good man, and he is a great architect."

"But why," asked another, "do you call him Von Arler? He was the son of
that Joseph the Jaeger who was killed by the smugglers in the mountains."

"That is true. But do you not know that the king has ennobled him? He
has done such great things in the Residenz. He built the new Town Hall,
which is thought to be the finest thing in Bavaria. He added a new wing
to the Palace, and he has rebuilt very many churches, and designed
mansions for the rich citizens and the nobles. But although he is such a
famous man his heart is in the right place. He never forgets that he was
born in Siebenstein. Look what a beautiful house he has built for
himself and his family on the mountain-side. He is there in summer, and
it is furnished magnificently. But he will not suffer the old, humble
Arler cottage here to be meddled with. They say that he values it above
gold. And this is the new church he has erected in his native
village--that is good."

"Oh! he is a good man is Johann; he was always a good and serious boy,
and never happy without a pencil in his hand. You mark what I say. Some
day hence, when he is dead, there will be a statue erected in his honour
here in this market-place, to commemorate the one famous man that has
been produced by Siebenstein. But see--see! Here he comes to the
dedication of the new church."

Then, through the throng advanced a blonde, middle-aged man, with broad
forehead, clear, bright blue eyes, and a flowing light beard. All the
men present plucked off their hats to him, and made way for him as he
advanced. But, full of smiles, he had a hand and a warm pressure, and a
kindly word and a question as to family concerns, for each who was near.

All at once his eye encountered that of Anna. A flash of recognition and
joy kindled it up, and, extending his arms, he thrust his way towards
her, crying: "My mother! my own mother!"

Then--just as she was about to be folded to his heart, all faded away,
and a voice said in her soul: "He is no son of thine, Anna Arler. He is
not, because thou wouldest not. He might have been, God had so purposed;
but thou madest His purpose of none effect. Thou didst send his soul
over the mill-wheel."

And then faintly, as from a far distance, sounded in her ear the call of
the cuckoo--three.

The magnificent new church had shrivelled up to the original mean little
edifice Anna had known all her life. The square was deserted, the cold
faint glimmer of coming dawn was visible over the eastern mountain-tops,
but stars still shone in the sky.

With a cry of pain, like a wounded beast, Anna ran hither and thither
seeking a refuge, and then fled to the one home and resting-place of the
troubled soul--the church. She thrust open the swing-door, pushed in,
sped over the uneven floor, and flung herself on her knees before the
altar.

But see! before that altar stood a priest in a vestment of
black-and-silver; and a serving-boy knelt on his right hand on a lower
stage. The candles were lighted, for the priest was about to say Mass.
There was a rustling of feet, a sound as of people entering, and many
were kneeling, shortly after, on each side of Anna, and still they came
on; she turned about and looked and saw a great crowd pressing in, and
strange did it seem to her eyes that all--men, women, and children,
young and old--seemed to bear in their faces something, a trace only in
many, of the Arler or the Voss features. And the little serving-boy, as
he shifted his position, showed her his profile--it was like her little
brother who had died when he was sixteen.

Then the priest turned himself about, and said, "Oremus." And she knew
him--he was her own son--her Joseph, named after his dear father.

The Mass began, and proceeded to the "Sursum corda"--"Lift up your
hearts!"--when the celebrant stood facing the congregation with extended
arms, and all responded: "We lift them up unto the Lord."

But then, instead of proceeding with the accustomed invocation, he
raised his hands high above his head, with the palms towards the
congregation, and in a loud, stern voice exclaimed--

"Cursed is the unfruitful field!"

"Amen."

"Cursed is the barren tree!"

"Amen."

"Cursed is the empty house!"

"Amen."

"Cursed is the fishless lake!"

"Amen."

"Forasmuch as Anna Arler, born Voss, might have been the mother of
countless generations, as the sand of the seashore for number, as the
stars of heaven for brightness, of generations unto the end of time,
even of all of us now gathered together here, but she would
not--therefore shall she be alone, with none to comfort her; sick, with
none to minister to her; broken in heart, with none to bind up her
wounds; feeble, and none to stay her up; dead, and none to pray for her,
for she would not--she shall have an unforgotten and unforgettable past,
and have no future; remorse, but no hope; she shall have tears, but no
laughter--for she would not. Woe! woe! woe!"

He lowered his hands, and the tapers were extinguished, the celebrant
faded as a vision of the night, the server vanished as an incense-cloud,
the congregation disappeared, melting into shadows, and then from
shadows to nothingness, without stirring from their places, and without
a sound.

And Anna, with a scream of despair, flung herself forward with her face
on the pavement, and her hands extended.

       *       *       *       *       *

Two years ago, during the first week in June, an English traveller
arrived at Siebenstein and put up at the "Krone," where, as he was tired
and hungry, he ordered an early supper. When that was discussed, he
strolled forth into the village square, and leaned against the wall of
the churchyard. The sun had set in the valley, but the mountain-peaks
were still in the glory of its rays, surrounding the place as a golden
crown. He lighted a cigar, and, looking into the cemetery, observed
there an old woman, bowed over a grave, above which stood a cross,
inscribed "Joseph Arler," and she was tending the flowers on it, and
laying over the arms of the cross a little wreath of heart's-ease or
pansy. She had in her hand a small basket. Presently she rose and walked
towards the gate, by which stood the traveller.

As she passed, he said kindly to her: "Gruess Gott, Muetterchen."

She looked steadily at him and replied: "Honoured sir! that which is
past may be repented of, but can never be undone!" and went on her way.

He was struck with her face. He had never before seen one so full of
boundless sorrow--almost of despair.

His eyes followed her as she walked towards the mill-stream, and there
she took her place on the wooden bridge that crossed it, leaning over
the handrail, and looking down into the water. An impulse of curiosity
and of interest led him to follow her at a distance, and he saw her pick
a flower, a pansy, out of her basket, and drop it into the current,
which caught and carried it forward. Then she took a second, and allowed
it to fall into the water. Then, after an interval, a third--a fourth;
and he counted seven in all. After that she bowed her head on her hands;
her grey hair fell over them, and she broke into a paroxysm of weeping.

The traveller, standing by the stream, saw the seven pansies swept down,
and one by one pass over the revolving wheel and vanish.

He turned himself about to return to his inn, when, seeing a grave
peasant near, he asked: "Who is that poor old woman who seems so broken
down with sorrow?"

"That," replied the man, "is the Mother of Pansies."

"The Mother of Pansies!" he repeated.

"Well--it is the name she has acquired in the place. Actually, she is
called Anna Arler, and is a widow. She was the wife of one Joseph Arler,
a jaeger, who was shot by smugglers. But that is many, many years ago.
She is not right in her head, but she is harmless. When her husband was
brought home dead, she insisted on being left alone in the night by him,
before he was buried alone,--with his coffin. And what happened in that
night no one knows. Some affirm that she saw ghosts. I do not know--she
may have had Thoughts. The French word for these flowers is
_pensees_--thoughts--and she will have none others. When they are in her
garden she collects them, and does as she has done now. When she has
none, she goes about to her neighbours and begs them. She comes here
every evening and throws in seven--just seven, no more and no less--and
then weeps as one whose heart would split. My wife on one occasion
offered her forget-me-nots. 'No,' she said; 'I cannot send
forget-me-nots after those who never were, I can send only Pansies.'"




THE RED-HAIRED GIRL

A WIFE'S STORY


In 1876 we took a house in one of the best streets and parts of B----. I
do not give the name of the street or the number of the house, because
the circumstances that occurred in that place were such as to make
people nervous, and shy--unreasonably so--of taking those lodgings,
after reading our experiences therein.

We were a small family--my husband, a grown-up daughter, and myself; and
we had two maids--a cook, and the other was house- and parlourmaid in
one. We had not been a fortnight in the house before my daughter said to
me one morning: "Mamma, I do not like Jane"--that was our
house-parlourmaid.

"Why so?" I asked. "She seems respectable, and she does her work
systematically. I have no fault to find with her, none whatever."

"She may do her work," said Bessie, my daughter, "but I dislike
inquisitiveness."

"Inquisitiveness!" I exclaimed. "What do you mean? Has she been looking
into your drawers?"

"No, mamma, but she watches me. It is hot weather now, and when I am in
my room, occasionally, I leave my door open whilst writing a letter, or
doing any little bit of needlework, and then I am almost certain to hear
her outside. If I turn sharply round, I see her slipping out of sight.
It is most annoying. I really was unaware that I was such an interesting
personage as to make it worth anyone's while to spy out my proceedings."

"Nonsense, my dear. You are sure it is Jane?"

"Well--I suppose so." There was a slight hesitation in her voice. "If
not Jane, who can it be?"

"Are you sure it is not cook?"

"Oh, no, it is not cook; she is busy in the kitchen. I have heard her
there, when I have gone outside my room upon the landing, after having
caught that girl watching me."

"If you have caught her," said I, "I suppose you spoke to her about the
impropriety of her conduct."

"Well, caught is the wrong word. I have not actually _caught_ her at it.
Only to-day I distinctly heard her at my door, and I saw her back as she
turned to run away, when I went towards her."

"But you followed her, of course?"

"Yes, but I did not find her on the landing when I got outside."

"Where was she, then?"

"I don't know."

"But did you not go and see?"

"She slipped away with astonishing celerity," said Bessie.

"I can take no steps in the matter. If she does it again, speak to her
and remonstrate."

"But I never have a chance. She is gone in a moment."

"She cannot get away so quickly as all that."

"Somehow she does."

"And you are sure it is Jane?" again I asked; and again she replied: "If
not Jane, who else can it be? There is no one else in the house."

So this unpleasant matter ended, for the time. The next intimation of
something of the sort proceeded from another quarter--in fact, from Jane
herself. She came to me some days later and said, with some
embarrassment in her tone--

"If you please, ma'am, if I do not give satisfaction, I would rather
leave the situation."

"Leave!" I exclaimed. "Why, I have not given you the slightest cause. I
have not found fault with you for anything as yet, have I, Jane? On the
contrary, I have been much pleased with the thoroughness of your work.
And you are always tidy and obliging."

"It isn't that, ma'am; but I don't like being watched whatever I do."

"Watched!" I repeated. "What do you mean? You surely do not suppose that
I am running after you when you are engaged on your occupations. I
assure you I have other and more important things to do."

"No, ma'am, I don't suppose you do."

"Then who watches you?"

"I think it must be Miss Bessie."

"Miss Bessie!" I could say no more, I was so astounded.

"Yes, ma'am. When I am sweeping out a room, and my back is turned, I
hear her at the door; and when I turn myself about, I just catch a
glimpse of her running away. I see her skirts----"

"Miss Bessie is above doing anything of the sort."

"If it is not Miss Bessie, who is it, ma'am?"

There was a tone of indecision in her voice.

"My good Jane," said I, "set your mind at rest. Miss Bessie could not
act as you suppose. Have you seen her on these occasions and assured
yourself that it is she?"

"No, ma'am, I've not, so to speak, seen her face; but I know it ain't
cook, and I'm sure it ain't you, ma'am; so who else can it be?"

I considered for some moments, and the maid stood before me in dubious
mood.

"You say you saw her skirts. Did you recognise the gown? What did she
wear?"

"It was a light cotton print--more like a maid's morning dress."

"Well, set your mind at ease; Miss Bessie has not got such a frock as
you describe."

"I don't think she has," said Jane; "but there was someone at the door,
watching me, who ran away when I turned myself about."

"Did she run upstairs or down?"

"I don't know. I did go out on the landing, but there was no one there.
I'm sure it wasn't cook, for I heard her clattering the dishes down in
the kitchen at the time."

"Well, Jane, there is some mystery in this. I will not accept your
notice; we will let matters stand over till we can look into this
complaint of yours and discover the rights of it."

"Thank you, ma'am. I'm very comfortable here, but it is unpleasant to
suppose that one is not trusted, and is spied on wherever one goes and
whatever one is about."

A week later, after dinner one evening, when Bessie and I had quitted
the table and left my husband to his smoke, Bessie said to me, when we
were in the drawing-room together: "Mamma, it is not Jane."

"What is not Jane?" I asked.

"It is not Jane who watches me."

"Who can it be, then?"

"I don't know."

"And how is it that you are confident that you are not being observed by
Jane?"

"Because I have seen her--that is to say, her head."

"When? where?"

"Whilst dressing for dinner, I was before the glass doing my hair, when
I saw in the mirror someone behind me. I had only the two candles
lighted on the table, and the room was otherwise dark. I thought I heard
someone stirring--just the sort of stealthy step I have come to
recognise as having troubled me so often. I did not turn, but looked
steadily before me into the glass, and I could see reflected therein
someone--a woman with red hair. Then I moved from my place quickly. I
heard steps of some person hurrying away, but I saw no one then."

"The door was open?"

"No, it was shut."

"But where did she go?"

"I do not know, mamma. I looked everywhere in the room and could find no
one. I have been quite upset. I cannot tell what to think of this. I
feel utterly unhinged."

"I noticed at table that you did not appear well, but I said nothing
about it. Your father gets so alarmed, and fidgets and fusses, if he
thinks that there is anything the matter with you. But this is a most
extraordinary story."

"It is an extraordinary fact," said Bessie.

"You have searched your room thoroughly?"

"I have looked into every corner."

"And there is no one there?"

"No one. Would you mind, mamma, sleeping with me to-night? I am so
frightened. Do you think it can be a ghost?"

"Ghost? Fiddlesticks!"

I made some excuse to my husband and spent the night in Bessie's room.
There was no disturbance that night of any sort, and although my
daughter was excited and unable to sleep till long after midnight, she
did fall into refreshing slumber at last, and in the morning said to me:
"Mamma, I think I must have fancied that I saw something in the glass. I
dare say my nerves were over-wrought."

I was greatly relieved to hear this, and I arrived at much the same
conclusion as did Bessie, but was again bewildered, and my mind
unsettled by Jane, who came to me just before lunch, when I was alone,
and said--

"Please, ma'am, it's only fair to say, but it's not Miss Bessie."

"What is not Miss Bessie? I mean, who is not Miss Bessie?"

"Her as is spying on me."

"I told you it could not be she. Who is it?"

"Please, ma'am, I don't know. It's a red-haired girl."

"But, Jane, be serious. There is no red-haired girl in the house."

"I know there ain't, ma'am. But for all that, she spies on me."

"Be reasonable, Jane," I said, disguising the shock her words produced
on me. "If there be no red-haired girl in the house, how can you have
one watching you?"

"I don't know; but one does."

"How do you know that she is red-haired?"

"Because I have seen her."

"When?"

"This morning."

"Indeed?"

"Yes, ma'am. I was going upstairs, when I heard steps coming softly
after me--the backstairs, ma'am; they're rather dark and steep, and
there's no carpet on them, as on the front stairs, and I was sure I
heard someone following me; so I twisted about, thinking it might be
cook, but it wasn't. I saw a young woman in a print dress, and the light
as came from the window at the side fell on her head, and it was
carrots--reg'lar carrots."

"Did you see her face?"

"No, ma'am; she put her arm up and turned and ran downstairs, and I went
after her, but I never found her."

"You followed her--how far?"

"To the kitchen. Cook was there. And I said to cook, says I: 'Did you
see a girl come this way?' And she said, short-like: 'No.'"

"And cook saw nothing at all?"

"Nothing. She didn't seem best pleased at my axing. I suppose I
frightened her, as I'd been telling her about how I was followed and
spied on."

I mused a moment only, and then said solemnly--

"Jane, what you want is a _pill_. You are suffering from hallucinations.
I know a case very much like yours; and take my word for it that, in
your condition of liver or digestion, a pill is a sovereign remedy. Set
your mind at rest; this is a mere delusion, caused by pressure on the
optic nerve. I will give you a pill to-night when you go to bed, another
to-morrow, a third on the day after, and that will settle the red-haired
girl. You will see no more of her."

"You think so, ma'am?"

"I am sure of it."

On consideration, I thought it as well to mention the matter to the
cook, a strange, reserved woman, not given to talking, who did her work
admirably, but whom, for some inexplicable reason, I did not like. If I
had considered a little further as to how to broach the subject, I
should perhaps have proved more successful; but by not doing so I rushed
the question and obtained no satisfaction.

I had gone down to the kitchen to order dinner, and the difficult
question had arisen how to dispose of the scraps from yesterday's joint.

"Rissoles, ma'am?"

"No," said I, "not rissoles. Your master objects to them."

"Then perhaps croquettes?"

"They are only rissoles in disguise."

"Perhaps cottage pie?"

"No; that is inorganic rissole, a sort of protoplasm out of which
rissoles are developed."

"Then, ma'am, I might make a hash."

"Not an ordinary, barefaced, rudimentary hash?"

"No, ma'am, with French mushrooms, or truffles, or tomatoes."

"Well--yes--perhaps. By the way, talking of tomatoes, who is that
red-haired girl who has been about the house?"

"Can't say, ma'am."

I noticed at once that the eyes of the cook contracted, her lips
tightened, and her face assumed a half-defiant, half-terrified look.

"You have not many friends in this place, have you, cook?"

"No, ma'am, none."

"Then who can she be?"

"Can't say, ma'am."

"You can throw no light on the matter? It is very unsatisfactory having
a person about the house--and she has been seen upstairs--of whom one
knows nothing."

"No doubt, ma'am."

"And you cannot enlighten me?"

"She is no friend of mine."

"Nor is she of Jane's. Jane spoke to me about her. Has she remarked
concerning this girl to you?"

"Can't say, ma'am, as I notice all Jane says. She talks a good deal."

"You see, there must be someone who is a stranger and who has access to
this house. It is most awkward."

"Very so, ma'am."

I could get nothing more from the cook. I might as well have talked to a
log; and, indeed, her face assumed a wooden look as I continued to speak
to her on the matter. So I sighed, and said--

"Very well, hash with tomato," and went upstairs.

A few days later the house-parlourmaid said to me, "Please, ma'am, may I
have another pill?"

"Pill!" I exclaimed. "Why?"

"Because I have seen her again. She was behind the curtains, and I
caught her putting out her red head to look at me."

"Did you see her face?"

"No; she up with her arm over it and scuttled away."

"This is strange. I do not think I have more than two podophyllin pills
left in the box, but to those you are welcome. Only I should recommend a
different treatment. Instead of taking them yourself, the moment you
see, or fancy that you see, the red-haired girl, go at her with the box
and threaten to administer the pills to her. That will rout her, if
anything will."

"But she will not stop for the pills."

"The threat of having them forced on her every time she shows herself
will disconcert her. Conceive, I am supposing, that on each occasion
Miss Bessie, or I, were to meet you on the stairs, in a room, on the
landing, in the hall, we were to rush on you and force, let us say,
castor-oil globules between your lips. You would give notice at once."

"Yes; so I should, ma'am."

"Well, try this upon the red-haired girl. It will prove infallible."

"Thank you, ma'am; what you say seems reasonable."

Whether Bessie saw more of the puzzling apparition, I cannot say. She
spoke no further on the matter to me; but that may have been so as to
cause me no further uneasiness. I was unable to resolve the question to
my own satisfaction--whether what had been seen was a real person, who
obtained access to the house in some unaccountable manner, or whether it
was, what I have called it, an apparition.

As far as I could ascertain, nothing had been taken away. The movements
of the red-haired girl were not those of one who sought to pilfer. They
seemed to me rather those of one not in her right mind; and on this
supposition I made inquiries in the neighbourhood as to the existence in
our street, in any of the adjoining houses, of a person wanting in her
wits, who was suffered to run about at will. But I could obtain no
information that at all threw light on a point to me so perplexing.

Hitherto I had not mentioned the topic to my husband. I knew so well
that I should obtain no help from him, that I made no effort to seek it.
He would "Pish!" and "Pshaw!" and make some slighting reference to
women's intellects, and not further trouble himself about the matter.

But one day, to my great astonishment, he referred to it himself.

"Julia," said he, "do you observe how I have cut myself in shaving?"

"Yes, dear," I replied. "You have cotton-wool sticking to your jaw, as
if you were growing a white whisker on one side."

"It bled a great deal," said he.

"I am sorry to hear it."

"And I mopped up the blood with the new toilet-cover."

"Never!" I exclaimed. "You haven't been so foolish as to do that?"

"Yes. And that is just like you. You are much more concerned about your
toilet-cover being stained than about my poor cheek which is gashed."

"You were very clumsy to do it," was all I could say. Married people are
not always careful to preserve the amenities in private life. It is a
pity, but it is so.

"It was due to no clumsiness on my part," said he; "though I do allow my
nerves have been so shaken, broken, by married life, that I cannot
always command my hand, as was the case when I was a bachelor. But this
time it was due to that new, stupid, red-haired servant you have
introduced into the house without consulting me or my pocket."

"Red-haired servant!" I echoed.

"Yes, that red-haired girl I have seen about. She thrusts herself into
my study in a most offensive and objectionable way. But the climax of
all was this morning, when I was shaving. I stood in my shirt before the
glass, and had lathered my face, and was engaged on my right jaw, when
that red-haired girl rushed between me and the mirror with both her
elbows up, screening her face with her arms, and her head bowed. I
started back, and in so doing cut myself."

"Where did she come from?"

"How can I tell? I did not expect to see anyone."

"Then where did she go?"

"I do not know; I was too concerned about my bleeding jaw to look about
me. That girl must be dismissed."

"I wish she could be dismissed," I said.

"What do you mean?"

I did not answer my husband, for I really did not know what answer to
make.

I was now the only person in the house who had not seen the red-haired
girl, except possibly the cook, from whom I could gather nothing, but
whom I suspected of knowing more concerning this mysterious apparition
than she chose to admit. That what had been seen by Bessie and Jane was
a supernatural visitant, I now felt convinced, seeing that it had
appeared to that least imaginative and most commonplace of all
individuals, my husband. By no mental process could he have been got to
imagine anything. He certainly did see this red-haired girl, and that no
living, corporeal maid had been in his dressing-room at the time I was
perfectly certain.

I was soon, however, myself to be included in the number of those before
whose eyes she appeared. It was in this wise.

Cook had gone out to do some marketing. I was in the breakfast-room,
when, wanting a funnel to fill a little phial of brandy I always keep on
the washstand in case of emergencies, I went to the head of the kitchen
stairs, to descend and fetch what I required. Then I was aware of a
great clattering of the fire-irons below, and a banging about of the
boiler and grate. I went down the steps very hastily and entered the
kitchen.

There I saw a figure of a short, set girl in a shabby cotton gown, not
over clean, and slipshod, stooping before the stove, and striking the
fender with the iron poker. She had fiery red hair, very untidy.

I uttered an exclamation.

Instantly she dropped the poker, and covering her face with her arms,
uttering a strange, low cry, she dashed round the kitchen table, making
nearly the complete circuit, and then swept past me, and I heard her
clattering up the kitchen stairs.

I was too much taken aback to follow. I stood as one petrified. I felt
dazed and unable to trust either my eyes or my ears.

Something like a minute must have elapsed before I had sufficiently
recovered to turn and leave the kitchen. Then I ascended slowly and, I
confess, nervously. I was fearful lest I should find the red-haired girl
cowering against the wall, and that I should have to pass her.

But nothing was to be seen. I reached the hall, and saw that no door was
open from it except that of the breakfast-room. I entered and thoroughly
examined every recess, corner, and conceivable hiding-place, but could
find no one there. Then I ascended the staircase, with my hand on the
balustrade, and searched all the rooms on the first floor, without the
least success. Above were the servants' apartments, and I now resolved
on mounting to them. Here the staircase was uncarpeted. As I was
ascending, I heard Jane at work in her room. I then heard her come out
hastily upon the landing. At the same moment, with a rush past me,
uttering the same moan, went the red-haired girl. I am sure I felt her
skirts sweep my dress. I did not notice her till she was close upon me,
but I did distinctly see her as she passed. I turned, and saw no more.

I at once mounted to the landing where was Jane.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Please, ma'am, I've seen the red-haired girl again, and I did as you
recommended. I went at her rattling the pill-box, and she turned and ran
downstairs. Did you see her, ma'am, as you came up?"

"How inexplicable!" I said. I would not admit to Jane that I had seen
the apparition.

The situation remained unaltered for a week. The mystery was unsolved.
No fresh light had been thrown on it. I did not again see or hear
anything out of the way; nor did my husband, I presume, for he made no
further remarks relative to the extra servant who had caused him so much
annoyance. I presume he supposed that I had summarily dismissed her.
This I conjectured from a smugness assumed by his face, such as it
always acquired when he had carried a point against me--which was not
often.

However, one evening, abruptly, we had a new sensation. My husband,
Bessie, and I were at dinner, and we were partaking of the soup, Jane
standing by, waiting to change our plates and to remove the tureen, when
we dropped our spoons, alarmed by fearful screams issuing from the
kitchen. By the way, characteristically, my husband finished his soup
before he laid down the spoon and said--

"Good gracious! What is that?"

Bessie, Jane, and I were by this time at the door, and we rushed
together to the kitchen stairs, and one after the other ran down them. I
was the first to enter, and I saw cook wrapped in flames, and a paraffin
lamp on the floor broken, and the blazing oil flowing over it.

I had sufficient presence of mind to catch up the cocoanut matting which
was not impregnated with the oil, and to throw it round cook, wrap her
tightly in it, and force her down on the floor where not overflowed by
the oil. I held her thus, and Bessie succoured me. Jane was too
frightened to do other than scream. The cries of the burnt woman were
terrible. Presently my husband appeared.

"Dear me! Bless me! Good gracious!" he said.

"You go away and fetch a doctor," I called to him; "you can be of no
possible service here--you only get in our way."

"But the dinner?"

"Bother the dinner! Run for a surgeon."

In a little while we had removed the poor woman to her room, she
shrieking the whole way upstairs; and, when there, we laid her on the
bed, and kept her folded in the cocoanut matting till a medical man
arrived, in spite of her struggles to be free. My husband, on this
occasion, acted with commendable promptness; but whether because he was
impatient for the completion of his meal, or whether his sluggish nature
was for once touched with human sympathy, it is not for me to say.

All I know is that, so soon as the surgeon was there, I dismissed Jane
with "There, go and get your master the rest of his dinner, and leave us
with cook."

The poor creature was frightfully burnt. She was attended to devotedly
by Bessie and myself, till a nurse was obtained from the hospital. For
hours she was as one mad with terror as much as with pain.

Next day she was quieter and sent for me. I hastened to her, and she
begged the nurse to leave the room. I took a chair and seated myself by
her bedside, and expressed my profound commiseration, and told her that
I should like to know how the accident had taken place.

"Ma'am, it was the red-haired girl did it."

"The red-haired girl!"

"Yes, ma'am. I took a lamp to look how the fish was getting on, and all
at once I saw her rush straight at me, and I--I backed, thinking she
would knock me down, and the lamp fell over and smashed, and my clothes
caught, and----"

"Oh, cook! you should not have taken the lamp."

"It's done. And she would never leave me alone till she had burnt or
scalded me. You needn't be afraid--she don't haunt the house. It is _me_
she has haunted, because of what I did to her."

"Then you know her?"

"She was in service with me, as kitchenmaid, at my last place, near
Cambridge. I took a sort of hate against her, she was such a slattern
and so inquisitive. She peeped into my letters, and turned out my box
and drawers, she was ever prying; and when I spoke to her, she was that
saucy! I reg'lar hated her. And one day she was kneeling by the stove,
and I was there, too, and I suppose the devil possessed me, for I upset
the boiler as was on the hot-plate right upon her, just as she looked
up, and it poured over her face and bosom, and arms, and scalded her
that dreadful, she died. And since then she has haunted me. But she'll
do so no more. She won't trouble you further. She has done for me, as
she has always minded to do, since I scalded her to death."

The unhappy woman did not recover.

"Dear me! no hope?" said my husband, when informed that the surgeon
despaired of her. "And good cooks are so scarce. By the way, that
red-haired girl?"

"Gone--gone for ever," I said.




A PROFESSIONAL SECRET


Mr. Leveridge was in a solicitor's office at Swanton. Mr. Leveridge had
been brought up well by a sensible father and an excellent mother. His
principles left nothing to be desired. His father was now dead, and his
mother did not reside at Swanton, but near her own relations in another
part of England. Joseph Leveridge was a mild, inoffensive man, with fair
hair and a full head. He was so shy that he did not move in Society as
he might have done had he been self-assertive. But he was fairly
happy--not so happy as he might have been, for reasons to be shortly
given.

Swanton was a small market-town, that woke into life every Friday, which
was market-day, burst into boisterous levity at the Michaelmas fair, and
then lapsed back into decorum; it was, except on Fridays, somnolent
during the day and asleep at night.

Swanton was not a manufacturing town. It possessed one iron foundry and
a brewery, so that it afforded little employment for the labouring
classes, yet the labouring classes crowded into it, although cottage
rents were high, because the farmers could not afford, owing to the hard
times, to employ many hands on the land, and because their wives and
daughters desired the distractions and dissipations of a town, and
supposed that both were to be found in superfluity at Swanton.

There was a large town hall with a magistrates' court, where the bench
sat every month once. The church, in the centre of the town, was an
imposing structure of stone, very cold within. The presentation was in
the hands of the Simeonite Trustees, so that the vicar was of the
theological school--if that can be called a school where nothing is
taught--called Evangelical. The services ever long and dismal. The Vicar
slowly and impressively declaimed the prayers, preached lengthy sermons,
and condemned the congregation to sing out of the Mitre hymnal.

The principal solicitor, Mr. Stork, was clerk of the petty sessions and
registrar. He did a limited amount of legal work for the landed gentry
round, was trustee to some widows and orphans, and was consulted by
tottering yeomen as to their financial difficulties, lent them some
money to relieve their immediate embarrassments, on the security of
their land, which ultimately passed into his possession.

To this gentleman Mr. Leveridge had been articled. He had been induced
to adopt the legal profession, not from any true vocation, but at the
instigation of his mother, who had urged him to follow in the
professional footsteps of his revered father. But the occupation was not
one that accorded with the tastes of the young man, who, notwithstanding
his apparent mildness and softness, was not deficient in brains. He was
a shrewd observer, and was endowed with a redundant imagination.

From a child he had scribbled stories, and with his pencil had
illustrated them; but this had brought upon him severe rebukes from his
mother, who looked with disfavour on works of imagination, and his
father had taken him across his knee, of course before he was adult, and
had castigated him with the flat of the hairbrush for surreptitiously
reading the _Arabian Nights_.

Mr. Leveridge's days passed evenly enough; there was some business
coming into the office on Fridays, and none at all on Sundays, on which
day he wrote a long and affectionate letter to his widowed mother.

He would have been a happy man, happy in a mild, lotus-eating way, but
for three things. In the first place, he became conscious that he was
not working in his proper vocation. He took no pleasure in engrossing
deeds; indentures his soul abhorred. He knew himself to be capable of
better things, and feared lest the higher faculties of his mind should
become atrophied by lack of exercise. In the second place, he was not
satisfied that his superior was a man of strict integrity. He had no
reason whatever for supposing that anything dishonest went on in the
office, but he had discovered that his "boss" was a daring and
venturesome speculator, and he feared lest temptation should induce him
to speculate with the funds of those to whom he acted as trustee. And
Joseph, with his high sense of rectitude, was apprehensive lest some day
something might there be done, which would cause a crash. Lastly, Joseph
Leveridge had lost his heart. He was consumed by a hopeless passion for
Miss Asphodel Vincent, a young lady with a small fortune of about L400
per annum, to whom Mr. Stork was guardian and trustee.

This young lady was tall, slender, willowy, had a sweet, Madonna-like
face, and like Joseph himself was constitutionally shy; and she was
unconscious of her personal and pecuniary attractions. She moved in the
best society, she was taken up by the county people. No doubt she would
be secured by the son of some squire, and settle down as Lady Bountiful
in some parish; or else some wily curate with a moustache would step in
and carry her off. But her bashfulness and her indifference to men's
society had so far protected her. She loved her garden, cultivated
herbaceous plants, and was specially addicted to a rockery in which she
acclimatised flowers from the Alps.

As Mr. Stork was her guardian, she often visited the office, when Joseph
flew, with heightened colour, to offer her a chair till Mr. Stork was
disengaged. But conversation between them had never passed beyond
generalities. Mr. Leveridge occasionally met her in his country walks,
but never advanced in intimacy beyond raising his hat and remarking on
the weather.

Probably it was the stimulus of this devouring and despairing passion
which drove Mr. Leveridge to writing a novel, in which he could paint
Asphodel, under another name, in all her perfections. She should move
through his story diffusing an atmosphere of sweetness and saintliness,
but he could not bring himself to provide her with a lover, and to
conclude his romance with her union to a being of the male sex.

Impressed as he had been in early youth by the admonitions of his
mother, and the applications of the hairbrush by his father, that the
imagination was a dangerous and delusive gift, to be restrained, not
indulged, he resolved that he would create no characters for his story,
but make direct studies from life. Consequently, when the work was
completed, it presented the most close portraits of a certain number of
the residents in Swanton, and the town in which the scene was laid was
very much like Swanton, though he called it Buzbury.

But to find a publisher was a more difficult work than to write the
novel. Mr. Leveridge sent his MS. type-written to several firms, and it
was declined by one after another. At last, however, it fell into the
hands of an unusually discerning reader, who saw in it distinct tokens
of ability. It was not one to appeal to the general public. It contained
no blood-curdling episodes, no hair-breadth escapes, no risky
situations; it was simply a transcript of life in a little English
country town. Though not high-spiced to suit the vulgar taste, still the
reader and the publisher considered that there was a discerning public,
small and select, that relished good, honest work of the Jane Austen
kind, and the latter resolved on risking the production. Accordingly he
offered the author fifty pounds for the work, he buying all rights.
Joseph Leveridge was overwhelmed at the munificence of the offer, and
accepted it gratefully and with alacrity.

The next stage in the proceedings consisted in the revision of the
proofs. And who that has not experienced it can judge of the sensation
of exquisite delight afforded by this to the young author? After the
correction of his romance--if romance such a prosaic tale can be
called--in print, with characteristic modesty Leveridge insisted that
his story should appear under an assumed name. What the name adopted was
it does not concern the reader of this narrative to know. Some time now
elapsed before the book appeared, at the usual publishing time, in
October.

Eventually it came out, and Mr. Leveridge received his six copies,
neatly and quietly bound in cloth. He cut and read one with avidity, and
at once perceived that he had overlooked several typographical errors,
and wrote to the publisher to beg that these might be corrected in the
event of a second edition being called for.

On the morning following the publication and dissemination of the book,
Joseph Leveridge lay in bed a little longer than usual, smiling in happy
self-gratification at the thought that he had become an author. On the
table by his bed stood his extinguished candle, his watch, and the book.
He had looked at it the last thing before he closed his eyes in sleep.
It was moreover the first thing that his eyes rested on when they
opened. A fond mother could not have gazed on her new-born babe with
greater pride and affection.

Whilst he thus lay and said to himself, "I really must--I positively
must get up and dress!" he heard a stumping on the stairs, and a few
moments later his door was burst open, and in came Major Dolgelly Jones,
a retired officer, resident in Swanton, who had never before done him
the honour of a call--and now he actually penetrated to Joseph's
bedroom.

The major was hot in the face. He panted for breath, his cheeks
quivered. The major was a man who, judging by what could be perceived of
his intellectual gifts, could not have been a great acquisition to the
Army. He was a man who never could have been trusted to act a brilliant
part. He was a creature of routine, a martinet; and since his retirement
to Swanton had been a passionate golf-player and nothing else.

"What do you mean, sir? What do you mean?" spluttered he, "by putting me
into your book?"

"My book!" echoed Joseph, affecting surprise. "What book do you refer
to?"

"Oh! it's all very well your assuming that air of injured innocence,
your trying to evade my question. Your sheepish expression does not
deceive me. Why--there is the book in question by your bedside."

"I have, I admit, been reading that novel, which has recently appeared."

"You wrote it. Everyone in Swanton knows it. I don't object to your
writing a book; any fool can do that--especially a novel. What I do
object to is your putting me into it."

"If I remember rightly," said Joseph, quaking under the bedclothes, and
then wiping his upper lip on which a dew was forming, "If I remember
aright, there is in it a major who plays golf, and does nothing else;
but his name is Piper."

"What do I care about a name? It is I--I. You have put me in."

"Really, Major Jones, you have no justification in thus accusing me. The
book does not bear my name on the back and title-page."

"Neither does the golfing retired military officer bear my name, but
that does not matter. It is I myself. I am in your book. I would
horsewhip you had I any energy left in me, but all is gone, gone with my
personality into your book. Nothing is left of me--nothing but a body
and a light tweed suit. I--I--have been taken out of myself and
transferred to that----" he used a naughty word, "that book. How can I
golf any more? Walk the links any more with any heart? How can I putt a
ball and follow it up with any feeling of interest? I am but a carcass.
My soul, my character, my individuality have been burgled. You have
broken into my inside, and have despoiled me of my personality." And he
began to cry.

"Possibly," suggested Mr. Leveridge, "the author might----"

"The author can do nothing. I have been robbed--my fine ethereal self
has been purloined. I--Dolgelly Jones--am only an outside husk. You have
despoiled me of my richest jewel--myself."

"I really can do nothing, major."

"I know you can do nothing, that is the pity of it. You have sucked all
my spiritual being with its concomitants out of me, and cannot put it
back again. _You have used me up._"

Then, wringing his hands, the major left the room, stumped slowly
downstairs, and quitted the house.

Joseph Leveridge rose from his bed and dressed in great perturbation of
mind. Here was a condition of affairs on which he had not reckoned. He
was so distracted in mind that he forgot to brush his teeth.

When he reached his little sitting-room he found that the table was laid
for his breakfast, and that his landlady had just brought up the usual
rashers of bacon and two boiled eggs. She was sobbing.

"What is the matter, Mrs. Baker?" asked Joseph. "Has Lasinia"--that was
the name of the servant--"broken any more dishes?"

"Everything has happened," replied the woman; "you have taken away my
character."

"I--I never did such a thing."

"Oh, yes, sir, you have. All the time you've been writing, I've felt it
going out of me like perspiration, and now it is all in your book."

"My book!"

"Yes, sir, under the name of Mrs. Brooks. But law! sir, what is there in
a name? You might have taken the name of Baker and used that as you
likes. There be plenty of Bakers in England and the Colonies. But it's
my character, sir, you've taken away, and shoved it into your book."
Then the woman wiped her eyes with her apron.

"But really, Mrs. Baker, if there be a landlady in this novel of which
you complain----"

"There is, and it is me."

"But it is a mere work of fiction."

"It is not a work of fiction, it is a work of fact, and that a cruel
fact. What has a poor lorn widow like me got to boast of but her
character? I'm sure I've done well by you, and never boiled your eggs
hard--and to use me like this."

"Good gracious, dear Mrs. Baker!"

"Don't dear me, sir. If you had loved me, if you had been decently
grateful for all I have done for you, and mended your socks too, you'd
not have stolen my character from me, and put it into your book. Ah,
sir! you have dealt by me what I call regular shameful, and not like a
gentleman. You _have used me up_."

Joseph was silent, cowed. He turned the rashers about on the dish with
his fork in an abstracted manner. All desire to eat was gone from him.

Then the landlady went on: "And it's not me only as has to complain.
There are three gentlemen outside, sitting on the doorstep, awaiting of
you. And they say that there they will remain, till you go out to your
office. And they intend to have it out with you."

Joseph started from the chair he had taken, and went to the window, and
threw up the sash.

Leaning out, he saw three hats below. It was as Mrs. Baker had
intimated. Three gentlemen were seated on the doorstep. One was the
vicar, another his "boss" Mr. Stork, and the third was Mr. Wotherspoon.

There could be no mistake about the vicar; he wore a chimney-pot hat of
silk, that had begun to curl at the brim, anticipatory of being adapted
as that of an archdeacon. Moreover, he wore extensive, well-cultivated
grey whiskers on each cheek. If we were inclined to adopt the modern
careless usage, we might say that he grew whiskers on _either_ cheek.
But in strict accuracy that would mean that the whiskers grew
indifferently, or alternatively, intermittently on one cheek or the
other. This, however, was not the case, consequently we say on _each_
cheek. These whiskers now waved and fluttered in the light air passing
up and down the street.

The second was Mr. Stork; he wore a stiff felt hat, his fiery hair
showed beneath it, behind, and in front; when he lifted his head, the
end of his pointed nose showed distinctly to Joseph Leveridge who looked
down from above. The third, Mr. Wotherspoon, had a crushed brown cap on;
he sat with his hands between his knees, dejected, and looking on the
ground.

Mr. Wotherspoon lived in Swanton with his mother and three sisters. The
mother was the widow of an officer, not well off. He was an agreeable
man, an excellent player at lawn-tennis, croquet, golf, rackets,
billiards, and cards. His age was thirty, and he had as yet no
occupation. His mother gently, his sisters sharply, urged him to do
something, so as to earn his livelihood. With his mother's death her
pension would cease, and he could not then depend on his sisters. He
always answered that something would turn up. Occasionally he ran to
town to look for employment, but invariably returned without having
secured any, and with his pockets empty. He was so cheerful, so
good-natured, was such good company, that everyone liked him, but also
everyone was provoked at his sponging on his mother and sisters.

"Really," said Mr. Leveridge, "I cannot encounter those three. It is
true that I have drawn them pretty accurately in my novel, and here they
are ready to take me to account for so doing. I will leave the house by
the back door."

Without his breakfast, Joseph fled; and having escaped from those who
had hoped to intercept him, he made his way to the river. Here were
pleasant grounds, with walks laid out, and benches provided. The place
was not likely to be frequented at that time of the morning, and Mr.
Leveridge had half an hour to spare before he was due at the office.
There, later, he was likely to meet his "boss"; but it was better to
face him alone, than him accompanied by two others who had a similar
grievance against him.

He seated himself on a bench and thought. He did not smoke; he had
promised his "mamma" not to do so, and he was a dutiful son, and
regarded his undertaking.

What should he do? He was becoming involved in serious embarrassments.
Would it be possible to induce the publisher to withdraw the book from
circulation and to receive back the fifty pounds? That was hardly
possible. He had signed away all his rights in the novel, and the
publisher had been to a considerable expense for paper, printing,
binding, and advertising.

He was roused from his troubled thoughts by seeing Miss Asphodel Vincent
coming along the walk towards him. Her step had lost its wonted spring,
her carriage its usual buoyancy. In a minute or two she would reach him.
Would she deign to speak? He felt no compunction towards her. He had
made her his heroine in the tale. By not a word had he cast a shadow
over her character or her abilities. Indeed, he had pictured her as the
highest ideal of an English girl. She might be flattered, she could not
be offended. And yet there was no flattery in his pencil--he had
sketched her in as she was.

As she approached she noticed the young author. She did not hasten her
step. She displayed a strange listlessness in her movements, and lack of
vivacity in her eye.

When she stood over against him, Joseph Leveridge rose and removed his
hat. "An early promenade, Miss Vincent," he said.

"Oh!" she said, "I am glad to meet you here where we cannot be
overheard. I have something about which I must speak to you, to complain
of a great injury done to me."

"You do me a high honour," exclaimed Joseph. "If I can do anything to
alleviate your distress and to redress the wrong, command me."

"You can do nothing. It is impossible to undo what has already been
done. You put me into your book."

"Miss Vincent," protested Leveridge with vehemence, "if I have, what
then? I have not in the least overcharged the colours, by a line
caricatured you." It was in vain for him further to pretend not to be
the author and to have merely read the book.

"That may be, or it may not. But you have taken strange liberties with
me in transferring me to your pages."

"And you really recognised yourself?"

"It is myself, my very self, who is there."

"And yet you are here, before my humble self."

"That is only my outer shell. All my individuality, all that goes to
make up the Ego--I myself--has been taken from me and put into your
book."

"Surely that cannot be."

"But it is so. I feel precisely as I suppose felt my doll when I was a
child, when it became unstitched and all the bran ran out; it hung limp
like a rag. But it is not bran you have deprived me of, it is my
personality."

"In my novel is your portraiture indeed--but you yourself are here,"
said Leveridge.

"It is my very self, my noblest and best part, my moral and
intellectual self, which has been carried off and put into your book."

"This is quite impossible, Miss Vincent."

"A moment's thought," said she, "will convince you that it is as I say.
If I pick an Alpine flower and transfer it to my blotting-book, it
remains in the herbarium. It is no longer on the Alp where it bloomed."

"But----" urged Joseph.

"No," she interrupted, "you cannot undeceive me. No one can be in two
places at the same time. If I am in your book, I cannot be here--except
so far as goes my animal nature and frame. You have subjected me, Mr.
Leveridge, to the greatest humiliation. I am by you reduced to the level
of a score of girls that I know, with no pursuits, no fixed principles,
no opinions of their own, no ideas. They are swayed by every fashion,
they are moulded by their surroundings; they are destitute of what some
would call moral fibre, and I would term character. I had all this, but
you have deprived me of it, by putting it into your book. I shall
henceforth be the sport of every breath, be influenced by every folly,
be without self-confidence and decision, the prey to any adventurer."

"For Heaven's sake, do not say that."

"I cannot say anything other. If I had a sovereign in my purse, and a
pickpocket stole it, I should no longer have the purse and sovereign,
only the pocket; and I am a mere pocket now without the coin of my
personality that you have filched from me. Mr. Leveridge, it was a cruel
wrong you did me, _when you used me up_."

Then, sighing, Miss Asphodel went languidly on her way. Joseph was as
one stunned. He buried his face in his hands. The person of all others
with whom he desired to stand well, that person looked upon him as her
most deadly enemy, at all events as the one who had most cruelly
aggrieved her.

Presently, hearing the clock strike, he started. He was due at the
office, and Joseph Leveridge had always made a point of punctuality.

He now went to the office, and learned from his fellow-clerk that Mr.
Stork had not returned; he had been there, and then had gone away to
seek Leveridge at his lodgings. Joseph considered it incumbent on him to
resume his hat and go in quest of his "boss."

On his way it occurred to him that there was monotony in bacon and eggs
for breakfast every morning, and he would like a change. Moreover, he
was hungry; he had left the house of Mrs. Baker without taking a
mouthful, and if he returned now for a snack the eggs and the bacon
would be cold. So he stepped into the shop of Mr. Box, the grocer, for a
tin of sardines in oil.

When the grocer saw him he said: "Will you favour me with a word, sir,
in the back shop?"

"I am pressed for time," replied Leveridge nervously.

"But one word; I will not detain you," said Mr. Box, and led the way.
Joseph walked after him.

"Sir," said the grocer, shutting the glass door, "you have done me a
prodigious wrong. You have deprived me of what I would not have lost for
a thousand pounds. You have put me into your book. How my business will
get on without me--I mean my intellect, my powers of organisation, my
trade instincts, in a word, myself--I do not know. You have taken them
from me and put them into your book. I am consigned to a novel, when I
want all my powers behind the counter. Possibly my affairs for a while
will go on by the weight of their own momentum, but it cannot be for
long without my controlling brain. Sir, you have brought me and my
family to ruin--_you have used me up_."

Leveridge could bear this no more; he seized the handle of the door,
rushed through the outer shop, precipitated himself into the street,
carrying the sardine tin in his hand, and hurried to his lodgings.

But there new trouble awaited him. On the doorstep still sat the three
gentlemen.

When they saw him they rose to their feet.

"I know, I know what you have to say," gasped Joseph. "In pity do not
attack me all together. One at a time. With your leave, Mr. Vicar, will
you step up first into my humble little sanctum, and I will receive the
others later. I believe that the smell of bacon and eggs is gone from
the room. I left the window open."

"I will most certainly follow you," said the Vicar of Swanton. "This is
a most serious matter."

"Excuse me, will you take a chair?"

"No, thank you; I can speak best when on my legs. I lose impressiveness
when seated. But I fear, alas! that gift has been taken from me. Sir!
sir! you have put me into your book. My earthly tabernacle may be here,
standing on your--or Mrs. Baker's drugget--but all my great oratorical
powers have gone. I have been despoiled of what was in me my highest,
noblest, most spiritual parts. What my preaching henceforth will be I
fear to contemplate. I may be able to string together a number of texts,
and tack on an application, but that is mere mechanical work. I used to
dredge in much florid eloquence, to stick in the flowers of elocution
between every joint. And now!--I am despoiled of all. I, the Vicar of
Swanton, shall be as a mere stick; I shall no more be a power in the
pulpit, a force on the platform. My prospects in the diocese are put an
end to. Miserable, miserable young man, you might have pumped others,
but why me? I know but too surely that _you have used me up_." The vicar
had taken off his hat, his bald forehead was beaded, his bristling grey
whiskers drooped, his unctuous expression had faded away. His eyes,
usually bearing the look as though turned inward in ecstatic
contemplation of his personal piety, with only a watery stare on the
world without, were now dull.

He turned to the door. "I will send up Stork," he said.

"Do so by all means, sir," was all that Joseph could say.

When the solicitor entered his red hair had assumed a darker dye,
through the moisture that exuded from his head.

"Mr. Leveridge," said he, "this is a scurvy trick you have played me.
You have put me into your book."

"I only sketched a not over-scrupulous lawyer," protested Joseph. "Why
should you put the cap on your own head?"

"Because it fits. It is myself you have put into your book, and by no
legal process can I get out of it. I shall not be competent to advise
the magistrates on the bench, and, good heavens! what a mess they will
get into. I do not know whether your fellow-clerk can carry on the
business. _I have been used up._ I'll tell you what. You go away; I want
you no more at the office. Whenever you revisit Swanton you will see
only the ruins of the respected firm of Stork. It cannot go on when I am
not in it, but in your book."

The last to arrive was Mr. Wotherspoon. He was in a most depressed
condition. "There was not much in me," said he, "not at any time. You
might have spared such a trifle as me, and not put me also into your
book and _used me up_. Oh, dear, dear! what will my poor mother do! And
how Sarah and Jane will bully me."

       *       *       *       *       *

That same day Mr. Leveridge packed up his traps and departed from
Swanton for his mother's house.

That she was delighted to see him need not be said; that something was
wrong, her maternal instinct told her. But it was not for some days that
he confided to her so much as this: "Oh, mother, I have written a novel,
and have put into it the people of Swanton--and so have had to leave."

"My dear Joe," said the old lady, "you have done wrong and made a great
mistake. You never should introduce actual living personages into a work
of fiction. You should pulp them first, and then run out your characters
fresh from the pulp."

"I was so afraid of using my imagination," explained Joe.

Some months elapsed, and Leveridge could not resolve on an employment
that would suit him and at the same time maintain him. The fifty pounds
he had earned would not last long. He began to be sensible of the
impulse to be again writing. He resisted it for a while, but when he got
a letter from his publisher, saying that the novel had sold well, far
better than had been expected, and that he would be pleased to consider
another from Mr. Leveridge's pen, and could promise him for it more
liberal terms, then Joseph's scruples vanished. But on one thing he was
resolved. He would now create his characters. They should not be taken
from observation.

Moreover, he determined to differentiate his new work from the old in
other material points. His characters should be the reverse of those in
the first novel. For his heroine he imagined a girl of boisterous
spirits, straightforward, true, but somewhat unconventional, and given
to use slang expressions. He had never met with such a girl, so that she
would be a pure creation of his brain, and he made up his mind to call
her Poppy. Then he would avoid drawing the portrait of an Evangelical
parson, and introduce one decidedly High Church; he would have no heavy,
narrow tradesman like Box, but a man full of venture and speculative
push. Moreover, having used up the not over-scrupulous lawyer, he would
portray one, the soul of honour, the confidant of not only the county
gentry but of the county nobility. And as he had caused so much trouble
by the introduction of good old Mother Baker, he would trace the line of
a lively, skittish young widow, always on the hunt after admirers, and
endeavouring to entangle the youths who lodged with her.

As he went on with his story, it worked out to his satisfaction, and
what especially gratified him and gave repose to his mind was the
consciousness that he was using no one up, with whom he was acquainted,
and that all his characters were pure creations.

The work was complete, and the publisher agreed to give a hundred pounds
for it. Then it passed through the press, and in due course Leveridge
heard from the publisher that his six free copies had been sent off to
him by train. Joseph was almost as excited over his second novel as he
was over the first.

He was too impatient to wait till the parcels were sent round in the
ordinary way. He hurried to the station in the evening, to meet the
train from town, by which he expected his consignment; and having
secured it, he hurried home, carrying the heavy parcel.

His mother's house was comparatively large; she occupied but a corner of
it, and she had given over to her son a little cosy sitting-room, in
which he might write and read. Into this room Joseph carried his parcel,
full of impatience to cut the string and disclose the volumes.

But he had hardly passed through his door before he was startled to see
that his room was full of people; all but one were seated about the
table. That one who was not, lounged against the bookcase, standing on
one foot. With a shock of surprise, Joseph recognised all those there
gathered together. They were the characters in his book, his own
creations. And that individual who stood, in an indifferent attitude,
was his new heroine, Poppy. The first shock of surprise rapidly passed.
Joseph Leveridge felt no fear, but rather a sense of pleasure. He was in
the presence of his own creations, and knew them familiarly. There were
seven in all. At his appearance they all saluted him respectfully as
their creator--all except Poppy, who gave him a wink and a nod.

At the head of the table sat the High Church parson, shaven, with a
long coat and a grave face, next to him, on the right, Lady Mabel
Forraby, a tall, elderly, aristocratic-looking woman, the aunt of Poppy.
One element of lightness in the book had consisted in the struggles of
Lady Mabel to control her wayward niece and the revolt of the latter.
Mr. Leveridge had never known a person of title in his life, so that
Lady Mabel was a pure creation; so also, brought up, as he had been, by
a Calvinistic mother, and afterwards thrown under the ministry of the
Vicar of Swanton, he had not once come across a Ritualist. Consequently
his parson, in this instance, was also a pure creation. A young
gentleman, the hero of the novel, a bright intelligent fellow, full of
vigour and good sense, and highly cultured, sat next to Lady Mabel.
Joseph had never been thrown into association with men of quite this
type. He had met nice respectable clerks and amusing and agreeable
travellers for commercial houses, so that this personage also was a
creation. So most certainly was the bold, pert little widow who rolled
her eyes and put on winsome airs. Joseph had kept clear of all such
instances, but he had heard and read of them. She could look to him as
her creator.

And that naughty little Poppy! Her naughtiness was all mischief, put on
to aggravate her staid old aunt, so full of daring, and yet withal so
steady of heart; so full of frolic, but with principle underlying it
all. Joseph had never encountered anyone like her, anyone approaching to
her. The young ladies to whom his mother introduced him were all very
prim and proper. At Swanton he had been little in society: the vicar's
daughter was a tract distributer and a mission woman, and Mr. Stork's
daughter a domestic drudge. Of all the characters in Joseph's book she
was his most especial and delightful creation.

Then the white-haired family lawyer, fond of his jokes, able to tell a
good story, close as a walnut relative to all matters communicated to
him, strict and honourable in all his dealings, content with his small
earnings, and frugally laying them by. Joseph had not met such a man,
but he had idealised him as the sort of lawyer he would wish to be
should he stick to his profession. He also, accordingly, was a creation.
And last, but not least, was the red-faced, audacious stockbroker; a man
of sharp and quick determination, who saw a chance in a moment and
closed on it, who was keen of scent and smelt a risky investment the
moment it came before him. Joseph knew no stockbroker--had only heard of
them by rumour. He, therefore, was a creation.

"Well, my children, not of my loins, but of my brain," said the author.
"What do you all want?"

"Bodies," they replied with one voice.

"Bodies!" gasped Joseph, stepping backwards. "Why, what possesses you
all? You can't expect me to furnish you with them."

"But, indeed, we do, old chap," said Poppy.

"Niece!" said Lady Mabel, turning about in her chair, "address your
creator with more respect."

"Stay, my lady," said the parson. "Allow me to explain matters to Mr.
Leveridge. He is young and an inexperienced writer of fiction, and is
therefore unaware of the exigencies of his profession. You must know,
dear author of our being, that every author of a work of imagination,
such as you have been, lays himself under a moral and an inexorable
obligation to find bodies for all those whom he has called into
existence through his fertile brain. Mr. Leveridge has not mixed in the
literary world. He does not belong to the Society of Authors. He is--he
will excuse the expression--raw in his profession. It is a well-known
law among novelists that they must furnish bodies for such as they have
called into existence out of their pure imagination. For this reason
they invariably call their observation to their assistance, and they
balance in their books the creations with the transcripts from life.
The only exception to this rule that I am aware of," continued the
parson, "is where the author is able to get his piece dramatised, in
which case, of course, the difficulty ceases."

"I should love to go on the stage," threw in Poppy.

"Niece, you do not know what you say," remarked Lady Mabel, turning
herself about.

"Allow me, my lady," said the parson. "What I have said is fact, is it
not?"

"Most certainly," replied all. Lady Mabel said: "I suppose it is."

"Then," pursued the parson, "the situation is this: Have you secured the
dramatisation of your novel?"

"I never gave it a thought," said Joseph.

"In that case, as there is no prospect of our being so accommodated, the
position is this: We shall have to haunt you night and day, mainly at
night, till you have accommodated us with bodies; we cannot remain as
phantom creations of a highly imaginative soul such as is yours, Mr.
Leveridge. If you have your rights, so have we. And we insist on ours,
and will insist till we are satisfied."

At once all vanished.

Joseph Leveridge felt that he had got himself into a worse hobble than
before. From his former difficulties he had escaped by flight. But there
was, he feared, no flying from these seven impatient creations all
clamouring for bodies, and to provide them with such was beyond his
powers. All his delight in the publication of his new novel was spent.
It had brought with it care and perplexity.

He went to bed.

During the night, he was troubled with his characters; they peeped in at
him. Poppy got a peacock's feather and tickled his nose just as he was
dropping asleep. "You bounder!" she said; "I shall give you no peace
till you have settled me into a body--but oh! get me on to the stage if
you can."

"Poppy, come away," called Lady Mabel. "Don't be improper. Mr. Leveridge
will do his best. I want a body quite as much as do you, but I know how
to ask for it properly."

"And I," said the parson, "should like to have mine before Easter, but
have one I must."

Mr. Leveridge's state now was worse than the first. One or other of his
creatures was ever watching him. His every movement was spied on. There
was no escaping their vigilance. Sometimes they attended him in groups
of two or three; sometimes they were all around him.

At meals not one was missing, and they eyed every mouthful of his food
as he raised it to his lips. His mother saw nothing--the creations were
invisible to all eyes save those of their creator.

If he went out for a country walk, they trotted forth with him, some
before, looking round at every turn to see which way he purposed going,
some following. Poppy and the skittish widow managed to attach
themselves to him, one on each side. "I hate that little woman," said
Poppy. "Why did you call her into being?"

[Illustration: IF HE WENT OUT FOR A WALK THEY TROTTED FORTH WITH HIM,
SOME BEFORE, SOME FOLLOWING.]

"I never dreamed that things would come to this pass."

"I am convinced, creator dear, that there is a vein of wickedness in
your composition, or you would never have imagined such a minx, good and
amiable and butter-won't-melt-in-your-mouth though you may look. And
there must be a frolicsome devil in your heart, or I should never have
become."

"Indeed, Poppy, I am very glad that I gave you being. But one may have
too much even of a good thing, and there are moments when I could
dispense with your presence."

"I know, when you want to carry on with the widow. She is always casting
sheep's eyes at you."

"But, Poppy, you forget my hero, whom I created on purpose for you."

"All my attention is now engrossed in you, and will be till you provide
me with a body."

When Leveridge was in his room reading, if he raised his eyes from his
book they met the stare of one of his characters. If he went up to his
bedroom, he was followed. If he sat with his mother, one kept guard.

This was become so intolerable, that one evening he protested to the
stockbroker, who was then in attendance. "Do, I entreat you, leave me to
myself. You treat me as if I were a lunatic and about to commit _felo de
se_, and you were my warders."

"We watch you, sir," said the stockbroker, "in our own interest. We
cannot suffer you to give us the slip. We are all expectant and
impatient for the completion of what you have begun."

Then the parson undertook to administer a lecture on Duty, on
responsibilities contracted to those called into partial existence by a
writer of fiction. He cannot be allowed to half do his work. His
creations must be realised, and can only be realised by being given a
material existence.

"But what the dickens can I do? I cannot fabricate bodies for you. I
never in my life even made a doll."

"Have you no thought of dramatising us?"

"I know no dramatic writers."

"Do it yourself."

"Does not this sort of work require a certain familiarity with the
technique of the stage which I do not possess?"

"That might be attended to later. Pass your MS. through the hands of a
dramatic expert, and pay him a percentage of your profits in recognition
of his services. Only one thing I bargain for, do not present me on the
stage in such a manner as to discredit my cloth."

"Have I done so in my book?"

"No, indeed, I have nothing to complain of in that. But there is no
counting on what Poppy may persuade you into doing, and I fear that she
is gaining influence over you. Remember, she is your creation, and you
must not suffer her to mould you."

The idea took root. The suggestion was taken up, and Joseph Leveridge
applied himself to his task with zest. But he had to conceal what he was
about from his mother, who had no opinion of the drama, and regarded the
theatre as a sink of iniquity.

But now new difficulties arose. Joseph's creations would not leave him
alone for a moment. Each had a suggestion, each wanted his or her own
part accentuated at the expense of the other. Each desired the
heightening of the situations in which they severally appeared. The
clamour, the bickering, the interference made it impossible for Joseph
to collect his thoughts, keep cool, and proceed with his work.

Sunday arrived, and Joseph drew on his gloves, put on his box-hat, and
offered his arm to his mother, to conduct her to chapel. All the
characters were drawn up in the hall to accompany them. Joseph and his
mother walking down the street to Ebenezer Chapel presented a picture of
a good and dutiful son and of a pious widow not to be surpassed. Poppy
and the widow entered into a struggle as to which was to walk on the
unoccupied side of Joseph. If this had been introduced into the picture
it would have marred it; but happily this was invisible to all eyes save
those of Joseph. The rest of the imaginary party walked arm in arm
behind till the chapel was reached, when the parson started back.

"I am not going in there! It is a schism-shop," he exclaimed. "Nothing
in the world would induce me to cross the threshold."

"And I," said Lady Mabel, "I have no idea of attending a place of
worship not of the Established Church."

"I'll go in--if only to protect Creator from the widow," said Poppy.

Joseph and his mother entered, and occupied their pew. The characters,
with the exception of the parson and the old lady, grouped themselves
where they were able. The stockbroker stood in the aisle with his arms
on the pew door, to ensure that Joseph was kept a prisoner there. But
before the service had advanced far he had gone to sleep. This was the
more to be regretted, as the minister delivered a very strong appeal to
the unconverted, and if ever there was an unconverted worldling, it was
that stockbroker.

The skittish widow was leering at a deacon of an amorous complexion, but
as he did not, and, in fact, could not see her, all her efforts were
cast away. The solicitor sat with stolid face and folded hands, and
allowed the discourse to flow over him like a refreshing douche. Poppy
had got very tired of the show, and had slunk away to rejoin her aunt.
The hero closed his eyes and seemed resigned.

After nearly an hour had elapsed, whilst a hymn was being sung, Joseph,
more to himself than to his mother, said: "Can I escape?"

"Escape what? Wretch?" inquired the widowed lady.

"I think I can do it. There's a room at the side for earnest inquirers,
or a vestry or something, with an outer door. I will risk it, and make a
bolt for my liberty."

He very gently and cautiously unhasped the door of the pew, and as he
slid it open, the sleeping stockbroker, still sleeping and unconscious,
slipped back, and Joseph was out. He made his way into the room at the
side, forth from the actual chapel, ran through it, and tried the door
that opened into a side lane. It was locked, but happily the key was in
its place. He turned it, plunged forth, and fell into the arms of his
characters. They were all there. The solicitor had been observing him
out of the corner of his eye, and had given the alarm. The stockbroker
was aroused, and he, the solicitor, the hero, ran out, gave the alarm
to the three without, and Joseph was intercepted, and his attempt at
escape frustrated. He was reconducted home by them, himself dejected,
they triumphant.

When his mother returned she was full of solicitude.

"What was the matter, Joe dear?" she inquired.

"I wasn't feeling very well," he explained. "But I shall be better
presently."

"I hope it will not interfere with your appetite, Joe. I have cold lamb
and mint-sauce for our early dinner."

"I shall peck a bit, I trust," said Mr. Leveridge.

But during dinner he was abstracted and silent. All at once he brought
down his fist on the table. "I've hit it!" he exclaimed, and a flush of
colour mantled his face to the temples.

"My dear," said his mother; "you have made all the plates and dishes
jump, and have nearly upset the water-bottle."

"Excuse me, mother; I really must go to my room."

He rose, made a sign to his characters, and they all rose and trooped
after him into his private apartment.

When they were within he said to his hero: "May I trouble you kindly to
shut the door and turn the key? My mother will be anxious and come after
me, and I want a word with you all. It will not take two minutes. I see
my way to our mutual accommodation. Do not be uneasy and suspicious; I
will make no further attempt at evasion. Meet me to-morrow morning at
the 9.48 down train. I am going to take you all with me to Swanton."

A tap at the door.

"Open--it is my mother," said Joseph.

Mrs. Leveridge entered with a face of concern. "What is the matter with
you, Joe?" she said. "If we were not both of us water-drinkers, I should
say that you had been indulging in--spirits."

"Mother, I must positively be off to Swanton to-morrow morning. I see
my way now, all will come right."

"How, my precious boy?"

"I cannot explain. I see my way to clearing up the unpleasantness caused
by that unfortunate novel of mine. Pack my trunk, mother."

"Not on the Sabbath, lovie."

"No--to-morrow morning. I start by the 9.48 a.m. We all go together."

"We--am I to accompany you?"

"No, no. We--did I say? It is a habit I have got into as an author.
Authors, like royal personages, speak of themselves as We."

Joseph Leveridge was occupied during the afternoon in writing to his
victims at Swanton.

First, he penned a notice to Mrs. Baker that he would require his
lodgings from the morrow, and that he had something to say to her that
would afford her much gratification.

Then he wrote to the vicar, expressed his regret for having deprived him
of his personality, and requested him, if he would do him the favour, to
call in the evening at 7.30, at his lodgings in West Street. He had
something of special importance to communicate to him. He apologised for
not himself calling at the vicarage, but said that there were
circumstances that made it more desirable that he should see his
reverence privately in his own lodgings.

Next, he addressed an epistle to Mr. Stork. He assured him that he,
Joseph Leveridge, had felt keenly the wrong he had done him, that he had
forfeited his esteem, had ill repaid his kindness, had acted in a manner
towards his employer that was dishonourable. But, he added, he had found
a means of rectifying what was wrong. He placed himself unreservedly in
the hands of Mr. Stork, and entreated him to meet him at his rooms in
West Street on the ensuing Monday evening at 7.45, when he sincerely
trusted that the past would be forgotten, and a brighter future would be
assured.

This was followed by a formal letter couched to Mr. Box. He invited him
to call at Mrs. Baker's lodgings on that same evening at 8 p.m., as he
had business of an important and far-reaching nature to discuss with
him. If Mr. Box considered that he, Joseph Leveridge, had done him an
injury, he was ready to make what reparation lay in his power.

Taking a fresh sheet of notepaper, he now wrote a fifth letter, this to
Mr. Wotherspoon, requesting the honour of a call at his "diggings" at
8.15 p.m., when matters of controversy between them could be amicably
adjusted.

The ensuing letter demanded some deliberation. It was to Asphodel. He
wrote it out twice before he was satisfied with the mode in which it was
expressed. He endeavoured to disguise under words full of respect, yet
not disguise too completely, the sentiments of his heart. But he was
careful to let drop nothing at which she might take umbrage. He
entreated her to be so gracious as to allow him an interview by the side
of the river at the hour of 8.30 on the Monday evening. He apologised
for venturing to make such a demand, but he intimated that the matter he
had to communicate was so important and so urgent, that it could not
well be postponed till Tuesday, and that it was also most necessary that
the interview should be private. It was something he had to say that
would materially--no, not materially, but morally--affect her, and would
relieve his mind from a burden of remorse that had become to him wholly
intolerable.

The final, the seventh letter, was to Major Dolgelly Jones, and was more
brief. It merely intimated that he had something of the utmost
importance to communicate to his private ear, and for this purpose he
desired the favour of a call at Mrs. Baker's lodgings, at 8.45 on Monday
evening.

These letters despatched, Mr. Leveridge felt easier in mind and lighter
at heart. He slept well the ensuing night, better than he had for long.
His creations did not so greatly disturb him. He was aware that he was
still kept under surveillance, but the watch was not so strict, nor so
galling as hitherto.

On the Monday morning he was at the station, and took his ticket for
Swanton. One ticket sufficed, as his companions, who awaited him on the
platform, were imaginary characters.

When he took his seat, they pressed into the carriage after him. Poppy
secured the seat next him, but the widow placed herself opposite, and
exerted all her blandishment with the hope of engrossing his whole
attention. At a junction all got out, and Joseph provided himself with a
luncheon-basket and mineral water. The characters watched him discussing
the half-chicken and slabs of ham, with the liveliest interest, and were
especially observant of his treatment of the thin paper napkin,
wherewith he wiped his fingers and mouth.

At last he arrived at Swanton and engaged a cab, as he was encumbered
with a portmanteau. Lady Mabel, Poppy, and the widow could be easily
accommodated within, the two latter with their backs to the horses.
Joseph would willingly have resigned his seat to either of these, but
they would not hear of it. A gentle altercation ensued between the
parson and the solicitor, as to which should ride on the box. The lawyer
desired to yield the place to "the cloth," but the parson would not hear
of this--the silver hairs of the other claimed precedence. The
stockbroker mounted to the roof of the fly and the clerical gentleman
hung on behind. The hero professed his readiness to walk.

Eventually the cab drew up at Mrs. Baker's door.

That stout, elderly lady received her old lodger without effusion, and
with languid interest. The look of the house was not what it had been.
It had deteriorated. The windows had not been cleaned nor the banisters
dusted.

"My dear old landlady, I am so glad to see you again," said Joseph.

"Thank you, sir. You ordered no meal, but I have got two mutton chops in
the larder, and can mash some potatoes. At what time would you like your
supper, sir?" She had become a machine, a thing of routine.

"Not yet, thank you. I have business to transact first, and I shall not
be disengaged before nine o'clock. But I have something to say to you,
Mrs. Baker, and I will say it at once and get it over, if you will
kindly step up into my parlour."

She did so, sighing at each step of the stairs as she ascended.

All the characters mounted as well, and entering the little
sitting-room, ranged themselves against the wall facing the door.

Mrs. Baker was a portly woman, aged about forty-five, and plain
featured. She had formerly been neat, now she was dowdy. Before she had
lost her character she never appeared in that room without removing her
apron, but on this occasion she wore it, and it was not clean.

"Widow!" said Joseph, addressing his character, "will you kindly step
forward?"

"I would do anything for _you_," with a roll of the eyes.

"Dear Mrs. Baker," said Leveridge, "I feel that I have done you a
grievous wrong."

"Well, sir, I ain't been myself since you put me into your book."

"My purpose is now to undo the past, and to provide you with a
character."

Then, turning to the skittish widow of his creation, he said, "Now,
then, slip into and occupy her."

"I don't like the tenement," said the widow, pouting.

"Whether you like it or not," protested Joseph, "you must have that or
no other." He waved his hand. "Presto!" he exclaimed.

Instantly a wondrous change was effected in Mrs. Baker. She whipped off
the apron, and crammed it under the sofa cushion. She wriggled in her
movements, she eyed herself in the glass, and exclaimed: "Oh, my! what a
fright I am. I'll be back again in a minute when I have changed my gown
and done up my hair."

"We can dispense with your presence, Mrs. Baker," said Leveridge
sternly. "I will ring for you when you are wanted."

At that moment a rap at the door was heard; and Mrs. Baker, having first
dropped a coquettish curtsy to her lodger, tripped downstairs to admit
the vicar, and to show him up to Mr. Leveridge's apartment.

"You may go, Mrs. Baker," said he; for she seemed inclined to linger.

When she had left the room, Joseph contemplated the reverend gentleman.
He bore a crestfallen appearance. He looked as if he had been out in the
rain all night without a paletot. His cheeks were flabby, his mouth
drooped at the corners, his eyes were vacant, and his whiskers no longer
stuck out horrescent and assertive.

"Dear vicar," said Leveridge, "I cannot forgive myself." In former
times, Mr. Leveridge would not have dreamed of addressing the reverend
gentleman in this familiar manner, but it was other now that the latter
looked so limp and forlorn. "My dear vicar, I cannot forgive myself for
the trouble I have brought upon you. It has weighed on me as a
nightmare, for I know that it is not you only who have suffered, but
also the whole parish of Swanton. Happily a remedy is at hand. I have
here----" he waved to the parson of his creation, "I have here an
individuality I can give to you, and henceforth, if you will not be
precisely yourself again, you will be a personality in your parish and
the diocese." He waved his hand. "Presto!"

In the twinkling of an eye all was changed in the Vicar of Swanton. He
straightened himself. His expression altered to what it never had been
before. The cheeks became firm, and lines formed about the mouth
indicative of force of character and of self-restraint. The eye assumed
an eager look as into far distances, as seeking something beyond the
horizon.

The vicar walked to the mirror over the mantelshelf.

"Bless me!" he said, "I must go to the barber's and have these whiskers
off." And he hurried downstairs.

After a little pause in the proceedings, Mrs. Baker, now very trim, with
a blue ribbon round her neck hanging down in streamers behind, ushered
up Mr. Stork. The lawyer had a faded appearance, as if he had been
exposed to too strong sunlight; he walked in with an air of lack of
interest, and sank into a chair.

"My dear old master," said Leveridge, "it is my purpose to restore to
you all your former energy, and to supply you with what you may possibly
have lacked previously."

He signed to the white-haired family solicitor he had called into
fictitious being, and waved his hand.

At once Mr. Stork stood up and shook his legs, as though shaking out
crumbs from his trousers. His breast swelled, he threw back his head,
his eye shone clear and was steady.

"Mr. Leveridge," said he, "I have long had my eye on you, sir--had my
eye on you. I have marked your character as one of uncompromising
probity. I hate shiftiness, I abhor duplicity. I have been disappointed
with my clerks. I could not always trust them to do the right thing. I
want to strengthen and brace my firm. But I will not take into
partnership with myself any but one of the strictest integrity. Sir! I
have marked you--I have marked you, Mr. Leveridge. Call on me to-morrow
morning, and we will consider the preliminaries for a partnership. Don't
talk to me of buying a partnership."

"I have not done so, sir."

"I know you have not. I will take you in, sir, for your intrinsic
value. An honest man is worth his weight in gold, and is as scarce as
the precious metal."

Then, with dignity, Mr. Stork withdrew, and passed Mr. Box, the grocer,
mounting the stairs.

"Well, Mr. Box," said Leveridge, "how wags the world with you?"

"Badly, sir, badly since you booked me. I mentioned to you, sir, that I
trusted my little business would for a while go on by its own momentum.
It has, sir, it has, but the momentum has been downhill. I can't control
it. I have not the personality to do so, to serve as a drag, to urge it
upwards. I am in daily expectation, sir, of a regular smash up."

"I am sorry to hear this," said Leveridge. "But I think I have found a
means of putting all to rights. Presto!" He waved his hand and the
imaginary character of the stockbroker had actualised himself in the
body of Mr. Box.

"I see how to do it. By ginger, I do!" exclaimed the grocer, a spark
coming into his eye. "I'll run my little concern on quite other lines.
And look ye here, Mr. Leveridge. I bet you my bottom dollar that I'll
run it to a tremendous success, become a second Lipton, and keep a
yacht."

As Mr. Box bounced out of the room and proceeded to run downstairs, he
ran against and nearly knocked over Mrs. Baker; the lady was whispering
to and coquetting with Mr. Wotherspoon, who was on the landing. That
gentleman, in his condition of lack of individuality, was like a
teetotum spun in the hands of the designing Mrs. Baker, who put forth
all the witchery she possessed, or supposed that she possessed, to
entangle him in an amorous intrigue.

"Come in," shouted Joseph Leveridge, and Mr. Wotherspoon, looking hot
and frightened and very shy, tottered in and sank into a chair. He was
too much shaken and perturbed by the advances of Mrs. Baker to be able
to speak.

"There," said Joseph, addressing his hero. "You cannot do better than
animate that feeble creature. Go!"

Instantly Mr. Wotherspoon sprang to his feet. "By George!" said he. "I
wonder that never struck me before. I'll at once volunteer to go out to
South Africa, and have a shot at those canting, lying, treacherous
Boers. If I come back with a score of their scalps at my waist, I shall
have deserved well of my country. I will volunteer at once. But--I say,
Leveridge--clear that hulking, fat old landlady out of the way. She
blocks the stairs, and I can't kick down a woman."

When Mr. Wotherspoon was gone--"Well," said Poppy, "what have you got
for me?"

"If you will come with me, Poppy dear, I will serve you as well as the
rest."

"I hope better than you did that odious little widow. But she is well
paid out."

"Follow me to the riverside," said Joseph; "at 8.33 p.m. I am due there,
and so is another--a lady."

"And pray why did you not make her come here instead of lugging me all
the way down there?"

"Because I could not make an appointment with a young lady in my
bachelor's apartments."

"That's all very fine. But I am there."

"Yes, you--but you are only an imaginary character, and she is a
substantial reality."

"I think I had better accompany you," said Lady Mabel.

"I think not. If your ladyship will kindly occupy my fauteuil till I
return, that chair will ever after be sacred to me. Come along, Poppy."

"I'm game," said she.

On reaching the riverside Joseph saw that Miss Vincent was walking there
in a listless manner, not straight, but swerving from side to side. She
saw him, but did not quicken her pace, nor did her face light up with
interest.

"Now, then," said he to Poppy, "what do you think of her?"

"She ain't bad," answered the fictitious character; "she is very pretty
certainly, but inanimate."

"You will change all that."

"I'll try--you bet."

Asphodel came up. She bowed, but did not extend her hand.

"Miss Vincent," said Joseph. "How good of you to come."

"Not at all. I could not help. I have no free-will left. When you wrote
Come--I came, I could do no other. I have no initiative, no power of
resistance."

"I do hope, Miss Vincent, that the thing you so feared has not
happened."

"What thing?"

"You have not been snapped up by a fortune-hunter?"

"No. People have not as yet found out that I have lost my individuality.
I have kept very much to myself--that is to say, not to myself, as I
have no proper myself left--I mean to the semblance of myself. People
have thought I was anaemic."

Leveridge turned aside: "Well, Poppy!"

"Right you are."

Leveridge waved his hand. Instantly all the inertia passed away from the
girl, she stood erect and firm. A merry twinkle kindled in her eye, a
flush was on her cheek, and mischievous devilry played about her lips.

"I feel," said she, "as another person."

"Oh! I am so glad, Miss Vincent."

"That is a pretty speech to make to a lady! Glad I am different from
what I was before."

"I did not mean that--I meant--in fact, I meant that as you were and as
you are you are always charming."

"Thank you, sir!" said Asphodel, curtsying and laughing.

"Ah! Miss Vincent, at all times you have seemed to me the ideal of
womanhood. I have worshipped the very ground you have trod upon."

"Fiddlesticks."

He looked at her. For the moment he was bewildered, oblivious that the
old personality of Asphodel had passed into his book and that the new
personality of Poppy had invaded Asphodel.

"Well," said she, "is that all you have to say to me?"

"All?--oh, no. I could say a great deal--I have ordered my supper for
nine o'clock."

"Oh, how obtuse you men are! Come--is this leap year?"

"I really believe that it is."

"Then I shall take the privilege of the year, and offer you my hand and
heart and fortune--there! Now it only remains with you to name the day."

"Oh! Miss Vincent, you overcome me."

"Stuff and nonsense. Call me Asphodel, do Joe."

       *       *       *       *       *

Mr. Leveridge walked back to his lodgings as if he trod on air. As he
passed by the churchyard, he noticed the vicar, now shaven and shorn,
labouring at a laden wheelbarrow. He halted at the rails and said: "Why,
vicar, what are you about?"

"The sexton has begun a grave for old Betty Goodman, and it is
unfinished. He must dig another." He turned over the wheelbarrow and
shot its contents into the grave.

"But what are you doing?" again asked Joseph.

"Burying the Mitre hymnals," replied the vicar.

The clock struck a quarter to nine.

"I must hurry!" exclaimed Joseph.

On reaching his lodgings he found Major Dolgelly Jones in his
sitting-room, sitting on the edge of his table tossing up a tennis-ball.
In the armchair, invisible to the major, reclined Lady Mabel.

"I am so sorry to be late," apologised Joseph. "How are you, sir?"

"Below par. I have been so ever since you put me into your book. I have
no appetite for golf. I can do nothing to pass the weary hours but toss
up and down a tennis-ball."

"I hope----" began Joseph; and then a horror seized on him. He had no
personality of his creation left but that of Lady Mabel. Would it be
possible to translate that into the major?

He remained silent, musing for a while, and then said hesitatingly to
the lady: "Here, my lady, is the body you are to individualise."

"But it is that of a man!"

"There is no other left."

"It is hardly delicate."

"There is no help for it." Then turning to the major, he said: "I am
very sorry--it really is no fault of mine, but I have only a female
personality to offer to you, and that elderly."

"It is all one to me," replied the major, "catch"--he caught the ball.
"Many of our generals are old women. I am agreeable. _Place aux dames._"

"But," protested Lady Mabel, "you made me a member of a very ancient
titled house that came over with the Conqueror."

"The personality I offer you," said I to the major, "though female is
noble; the family is named in the roll of Battle Abbey."

"Oh!" said Dolgelly Jones, "I descend from one of the royal families of
Powys, lineally from Caswallon Llanhir and Maelgwn Gwynedd, long before
the Conqueror was thought of."

"Well, then," said Leveridge, and waved his hand.

In Swanton it is known that the major now never plays golf; he keeps
rabbits.

       *       *       *       *       *

It is with some scruple that I insert this record in the _Book of
Ghosts_, for actually it is not a story of ghosts. But a greater scruple
moved me as to whether I should be justified in revealing a
professional secret, known only among such as belong to the
Confraternity of Writers of Fiction. But I have observed so much
perplexity arise, so much friction caused, by persons suddenly breaking
out into a course of conduct, or into actions, so entirely inconsistent
with their former conduct as to stagger their acquaintances and friends.
Henceforth, to use a vulgarism, since I have let the cat out of the bag,
they will know that such persons have been used up by novel writers that
have known them, and who have replaced the stolen individualities with
others freshly created. This is the explanation, and the explanation has
up to the present remained a professional secret.




H. P.


The river Vezere leaps to life among the granite of the Limousin, forms
a fine cascade, the Saut de la Virolle, then after a rapid descent over
mica-schist, it passes into the region of red sandstone at Brive, and
swelled with affluents it suddenly penetrates a chalk district, where it
has scooped out for itself a valley between precipices some two to three
hundred feet high.

These precipices are not perpendicular, but overhang, because the upper
crust is harder than the stone it caps; and atmospheric influences, rain
and frost, have gnawed into the chalk below, so that the cliffs hang
forward as penthouse roofs, forming shelters beneath them. And these
shelters have been utilised by man from the period when the first
occupants of the district arrived at a vastly remote period, almost
uninterruptedly to the present day. When peasants live beneath these
roofs of nature's providing, they simply wall up the face and ends to
form houses of the cheapest description of construction, with the earth
as the floor, and one wall and the roof of living rock, into which they
burrow to form cupboards, bedplaces, and cellars.

The refuse of all ages is superposed, like the leaves of a book, one
stratum above another in orderly succession. If we shear down through
these beds, we can read the history of the land, so far as its
manufacture goes, beginning at the present day and going down, down to
the times of primeval man. Now, after every meal, the peasant casts down
the bones he has picked, he does not stoop to collect and cast forth
the sherds of a broken pot, and if a sou falls and rolls away, in the
dust of these gloomy habitations it gets trampled into the soil, to form
another token of the period of occupation.

When the first man settled here the climatic conditions were different.
The mammoth or woolly elephant, the hyaena, the cave bear, and the
reindeer ranged the land. Then naked savages, using only flint tools,
crouched under these rocks. They knew nothing of metals and of pottery.
They hunted and ate the horse; they had no dogs, no oxen, no sheep.
Glaciers covered the centre of France, and reached down the Vezere
valley as far as to Brive.

These people passed away, whither we know not. The reindeer retreated to
the north, the hyaena to Africa, which was then united to Europe. The
mammoth became extinct altogether.

After long ages another people, in a higher condition of culture, but
who also used flint tools and weapons, appeared on the scene, and took
possession of the abandoned rock shelters. They fashioned their
implements in a different manner by flaking the flint in place of
chipping it. They understood the art of the potter. They grew flax and
wove linen. They had domestic animals, and the dog had become the friend
of man. And their flint weapons they succeeded in bringing to a high
polish by incredible labour and perseverance.

Then came in the Age of Bronze, introduced from abroad, probably from
the East, as its great depot was in the basin of the Po. Next arrived
the Gauls, armed with weapons of iron. They were subjugated by the
Romans, and Roman Gaul in turn became a prey to the Goth and the Frank.
History has begun and is in full swing.

The mediaeval period succeeded, and finally the modern age, and man now
lives on top of the accumulation of all preceding epochs of men and
stages of civilisation. In no other part of France, indeed of Europe, is
the story of man told so plainly, that he who runs may read; and ever
since the middle of last century, when this fact was recognised, the
district has been studied, and explorations have been made there, some
slovenly, others scientifically.

A few years ago I was induced to visit this remarkable region and to
examine it attentively. I had been furnished with letters of
recommendation from the authorities of the great Museum of National
Antiquities at St. Germain, to enable me to prosecute my researches
unmolested by over-suspicious gendarmes and ignorant mayors.

Under one over-hanging rock was a cabaret or tavern, announcing that
wine was sold there, by a withered bush above the door.

The place seemed to me to be a probable spot for my exploration. I
entered into an arrangement with the proprietor to enable me to dig, he
stipulating that I should not undermine and throw down his walls. I
engaged six labourers, and began proceedings by driving a tunnel some
little way below the tavern into the vast bed of debris.

The upper series of deposits did not concern me much. The point I
desired to investigate, and if possible to determine, was the
approximate length of time that had elapsed between the disappearance of
the reindeer hunters and the coming on the scene of the next race, that
which used polished stone implements and had domestic animals.

Although it may seem at first sight as if both races had been savage, as
both lived in the Stone Age, yet an enormous stride forward had been
taken when men had learned the arts of weaving, of pottery, and had
tamed the dog, the horse, and the cow. These new folk had passed out of
the mere wild condition of the hunter, and had become pastoral and to
some extent agricultural.

Of course, the data for determining the length of a period might be few,
but I could judge whether a very long or a very brief period had elapsed
between the two occupations by the depth of debris--chalk fallen from
the roof, brought down by frost, in which were no traces of human
workmanship.

It was with this distinct object in view that I drove my adit into the
slope of rubbish some way below the cabaret, and I chanced to have hit
on the level of the deposits of the men of bronze. Not that we found
much bronze--all we secured was a broken pin--but we came on fragments
of pottery marked with the chevron and nail and twisted thong ornament
peculiar to that people and age.

My men were engaged for about a week before we reached the face of the
chalk cliff. We found the work not so easy as I had anticipated. Masses
of rock had become detached from above and had fallen, so that we had
either to quarry through them or to circumvent them. The soil was of
that curious coffee colour so inseparable from the chalk formation. We
found many things brought down from above, a coin commemorative of the
storming of the Bastille, and some small pieces of the later Roman
emperors. But all of these were, of course, not in the solid ground
below, but near the surface.

When we had reached the face of the cliff, instead of sinking a shaft I
determined on carrying a gallery down an incline, keeping the rock as a
wall on my right, till I reached the bottom of all.

The advantage of making an incline was that there was no hauling up of
the earth by a bucket let down over a pulley, and it was easier for
myself to descend.

I had not made my tunnel wide enough, and it was tortuous. When I began
to sink, I set two of the men to smash up the masses of fallen chalk
rock, so as to widen the tunnel, so that I might use barrows. I gave
strict orders that all the material brought up was to be picked over by
two of the most intelligent of the men, outside in the blaze of the sun.
I was not desirous of sinking too expeditiously; I wished to proceed
slowly, cautiously, observing every stage as we went deeper.

We got below the layer in which were the relics of the Bronze Age and of
the men of polished stone, and then we passed through many feet of earth
that rendered nothing, and finally came on the traces of the reindeer
period.

To understand how that there should be a considerable depth of the
debris of the men of the rude stone implements, it must be explained
that these men made their hearths on the bare ground, and feasted around
their fires, throwing about them the bones they had picked, and the
ashes, and broken and disused implements, till the ground was
inconveniently encumbered. Then they swept all the refuse together over
their old hearth, and established another on top. So the process went on
from generation to generation.

For the scientific results of my exploration I must refer the reader to
the journals and memoirs of learned societies. I will not trouble him
with them here.

On the ninth day after we had come to the face of the cliff, and when we
had reached a considerable depth, we uncovered some human bones. I
immediately adopted special precautions, so that these should not be
disturbed. With the utmost care the soil was removed from over them, and
it took us half a day to completely clear a perfect skeleton. It was
that of a full-grown man, lying on his back, with the skull supported
against the wall of chalk rock. He did not seem to have been buried. Had
he been so, he would doubtless have been laid on his side in a
contracted posture, with the chin resting on the knees.

One of the men pointed out to me that a mass of fallen rock lay beyond
his feet, and had apparently shut him in, so that he had died through
suffocation, buried under the earth that the rock had brought down with
it.

I at once despatched a man to my hotel to fetch my camera, that I might
by flashlight take a photograph of the skeleton as it lay; and another I
sent to get from the chemist and grocer as much gum arabic and
isinglass as could be procured. My object was to give to the bones a
bath of gum to render them less brittle when removed, restoring to them
the gelatine that had been absorbed by the earth and lime in which they
lay.

Thus I was left alone at the bottom of my passage, the four men above
being engaged in straightening the adit and sifting the earth.

I was quite content to be alone, so that I might at my ease search for
traces of personal ornament worn by the man who had thus met his death.
The place was somewhat cramped, and there really was not room in it for
more than one person to work freely.

Whilst I was thus engaged, I suddenly heard a shout, followed by a
crash, and, to my dismay, an avalanche of rubble shot down the inclined
passage of descent. I at once left the skeleton, and hastened to effect
my exit, but found that this was impossible. Much of the superincumbent
earth and stone had fallen, dislodged by the vibrations caused by the
picks of the men smashing up the chalk blocks, and the passage was
completely choked. I was sealed up in the hollow where I was, and
thankful that the earth above me had not fallen as well, and buried me,
a man of the present enlightened age, along with the primeval savage of
eight thousand years ago.

A large amount of matter must have fallen, for I could not hear the
voices of the men.

I was not seriously alarmed. The workmen would procure assistance and
labour indefatigably to release me; of that I could be certain. But how
much earth had fallen? How much of the passage was choked, and how long
would they take before I was released? All that was uncertain. I had a
candle, or, rather, a bit of one, and it was not probable that it would
last till the passage was cleared. What made me most anxious was the
question whether the supply of air in the hollow in which I was enclosed
would suffice.

My enthusiasm for prehistoric research failed me just then. All my
interests were concentrated on the present, and I gave up groping about
the skeleton for relics. I seated myself on a stone, set the candle in a
socket of chalk I had scooped out with my pocket-knife, and awaited
events with my eyes on the skeleton.

Time passed somewhat wearily. I could hear an occasional thud, thud,
when the men were using the pick; but they mostly employed the shovel,
as I supposed. I set my elbows on my knees and rested my chin in my
hands. The air was not cold, nor was the soil damp; it was dry as snuff.
The flicker of my light played over the man of bones, and especially
illumined the skull. It may have been fancy on my part, it probably was
fancy, but it seemed to me as though something sparkled in the
eye-sockets. Drops of water possibly lodged there, or crystals formed
within the skull; but the effect was much as of eyes leering and winking
at me. I lighted my pipe, and to my disgust found that my supply of
matches was running short. In France the manufacture belongs to the
state, and one gets but sixty _allumettes_ for a penny.

I had not brought my watch with me below ground, fearing lest it might
meet with an accident; consequently I was unable to reckon how time
passed. I began counting and ticking off the minutes on my fingers, but
soon tired of doing this.

My candle was getting short; it would not last much longer, and then I
should be in the dark. I consoled myself with the thought that with the
extinction of the light the consumption of the oxygen in the air would
be less rapid. My eyes now rested on the flame of the candle, and I
watched the gradual diminution of the composite. It was one of those
abominable _bougies_ with holes in them to economise the wax, and which
consequently had less than the proper amount of material for feeding and
maintaining a flame. At length the light went out, and I was left in
total darkness. I might have used up the rest of my matches, one after
another, but to what good?--they would prolong the period of
illumination for but a very little while.

A sense of numbness stole over me, but I was not as yet sensible of
deficiency of air to breathe. I found that the stone on which I was
seated was pointed and hard, but I did not like to shift my position for
fear of getting among and disturbing the bones, and I was still desirous
of having them photographed _in situ_ before they were moved.

I was not alarmed at my situation; I knew that I must be released
eventually. But the tedium of sitting there in the dark and on a pointed
stone was becoming intolerable.

Some time must have elapsed before I became, dimly at first, and then
distinctly, aware of a bluish phosphorescent emanation from the
skeletion. This seemed to rise above it like a faint smoke, which
gradually gained consistency, took form, and became distinct; and I saw
before me the misty, luminous form of a naked man, with wolfish
countenance, prognathous jaws, glaring at me out of eyes deeply sunk
under projecting brows. Although I thus describe what I saw, yet it gave
me no idea of substance; it was vaporous, and yet it was articulate.
Indeed, I cannot say at this moment whether I actually saw this
apparition with my eyes, or whether it was a dream-like vision of the
brain. Though luminous, it cast no light on the walls of the cave; if I
raised my hand it did not obscure any portion of the form presented to
me. Then I heard: "I will tear you with the nails of my fingers and
toes, and rip you with my teeth."

"What have I done to injure and incense you?" I asked.

And here I must explain. No word was uttered by either of us; no word
could have been uttered by this vaporous form. It had no material lungs,
nor throat, nor mouth to form vocal sounds. It had but the semblance of
a man. It was a spook, not a human being. But from it proceeded
thought-waves, odylic force which smote on the tympanum of my mind or
soul, and thereon registered the ideas formed by it. So in like manner I
thought my replies, and they were communicated back in the same manner.
If vocal words had passed between us neither would have been
intelligible to the other. No dictionary was ever compiled, or would be
compiled, of the tongue of prehistoric man; moreover, the grammar of the
speech of that race would be absolutely incomprehensible to man now. But
thoughts can be interchanged without words. When we think we do not
think in any language. It is only when we desire to communicate our
thoughts to other men that we shape them into words and express them
vocally in structural, grammatical sentences. The beasts have never
attained to this, yet they can communicate with one another, not by
language, but by thought vibrations.

I must further remark that when I give what ensued as a conversation, I
have to render the thought intercommunication that passed between the
Homo Praehistoricus--the prehistoric man--and me, in English as best I
can render it. I knew as we conversed that I was not speaking to him in
English, nor in French, nor Latin, nor in any tongue whatever. Moreover,
when I use the words "said" or "spoke," I mean no more than that the
impression was formed on my brain-pan or the receptive drum of my soul,
was produced by the rhythmic, orderly sequence of thought-waves. When,
however, I express the words "screamed" or "shrieked," I signify that
those vibrations came sharp and swift; and when I say "laughed," that
they came in a choppy, irregular fashion, conveying the idea, not the
sound of laughter.

"I will tear you! I will rend you to bits and throw you in pieces about
this cave!" shrieked the Homo Praehistoricus, or primeval man.

Again I remonstrated, and inquired how I had incensed him. But yelling
with rage, he threw himself upon me. In a moment I was enveloped in a
luminous haze, strips of phosphorescent vapour laid themselves about me,
but I received no injury whatever, only my spiritual nature was
subjected to something like a magnetic storm. After a few moments the
spook disengaged itself from me, and drew back to where it was before,
screaming broken exclamations of meaningless rage, and jabbering
savagely. It rapidly cooled down.

"Why do you wish me ill?" I asked again.

"I cannot hurt you. I am spirit, you are matter, and spirit cannot
injure matter; my nails are psychic phenomena. Your soul you can
lacerate yourself, but I can effect nothing, nothing."

"Then why have you attacked me? What is the cause of your impotent
resentment?"

"Because you are a son of the twentieth century, and I lived eight
thousand years ago. Why are you nursed in the lap of luxury? Why do you
enjoy comforts, a civilisation that we knew nothing of? It is not just.
It is cruel on us. We had nothing, nothing, literally nothing, not even
lucifer matches!"

Again he fell to screaming, as might a caged monkey rendered furious by
failure to obtain an apple which he could not reach.

"I am very sorry, but it is no fault of mine."

"Whether it be your fault or not does not matter to me. You have these
things--we had not. Why, I saw you just now strike a light on the sole
of your boot. It was done in a moment. We had only flint and iron-stone,
and it took half a day with us to kindle a fire, and then it flayed our
knuckles with continuous knocking. No! we had nothing, nothing--no
lucifer matches, no commercial travellers, no Benedictine, no pottery,
no metal, no education, no elections, no _chocolat menier_."

"How do you know about these products of the present age, here, buried
under fifty feet of soil for eight thousand years?"

"It is my spirit which speaks with your spirit. My spook does not always
remain with my bones. I can go up; rocks and stones and earth heaped
over me do not hold me down. I am often above. I am in the tavern
overhead. I have seen men drink there. I have seen a bottle of
Benedictine. I have applied my psychical lips to it, but I could taste,
absorb nothing. I have seen commercial travellers there, cajoling the
patron into buying things he did not want. They are mysterious,
marvellous beings, their powers of persuasion are little short of
miraculous. What do you think of doing with me?"

"Well, I propose first of all photographing you, then soaking you in gum
arabic, and finally transferring you to a museum."

He screamed as though with pain, and gasped: "Don't! don't do it. It
will be torture insufferable."

"But why so? You will be under glass, in a polished oak or mahogany
box."

"Don't! You cannot understand what it will be to me--a spirit more or
less attached to my body, to spend ages upon ages in a museum with
fibulae, triskelli, palstaves, celts, torques, scarabs. We cannot travel
very far from our bones--our range is limited. And conceive of my
feelings for centuries condemned to wander among glass cases containing
prehistoric antiquities, and to hear the talk of scientific men alone.
Now here, it is otherwise. Here I can pass up when I like into the
tavern, and can see men get drunk, and hear commercial travellers
hoodwink the patron, and then when the taverner finds he has been
induced to buy what he did not want, I can see him beat his wife and
smack his children. There is something human, humorous, in that, but
fibulae, palstaves, torques--bah!"

"You seem to have a lively knowledge of antiquities," I observed.

"Of course I have. There come archaeologists here and eat their
sandwiches above me, and talk prehistoric antiquities till I am sick.
Give me life! Give me something interesting!"

"But what do you mean when you say that you cannot travel far from your
bones?"

"I mean that there is a sort of filmy attachment that connects our
psychic nature with our mortal remains. It is like a spider and its web.
Suppose the soul to be the spider and the skeleton to be the web. If you
break the thread the spider will never find its way back to its home. So
it is with us; there is an attachment, a faint thread of luminous
spiritual matter that unites us to our earthly husk. It is liable to
accidents. It sometimes gets broken, sometimes dissolved by water. If a
blackbeetle crawls across it it suffers a sort of paralysis. I have
never been to the other side of the river, I have feared to do so,
though very anxious to look at that creature like a large black
caterpillar called the Train."

"This is news to me. Do you know of any cases of rupture of connection?"

"Yes," he replied. "My old father, after he was dead some years, got his
link of attachment broken, and he wandered about disconsolate. He could
not find his own body, but he lighted on that of a young female of
seventeen, and he got into that. It happened most singularly that her
spook, being frolicsome and inconsiderate, had got its bond also broken,
and she, that is her spirit, straying about in quest of her body,
lighted on that of my venerable parent, and for want of a better took
possession of it. It so chanced that after a while they met and became
chummy. In the world of spirits there is no marriage, but there grow up
spiritual attachments, and these two got rather fond of each other, but
never could puzzle it out which was which and what each was; for a
female soul had entered into an old male body, and a male soul had taken
up its residence in a female body. Neither could riddle out of which sex
each was. You see they had no education. But I know that my father's
soul became quite sportive in that young woman's skeleton."

"Did they continue chummy?"

"No; they quarrelled as to which was which, and they are not now on
speaking terms. I have two great-uncles. Theirs is a sad tale. Their
souls were out wandering one day, and inadvertently they crossed and
recrossed each other's tracks so that their spiritual threads of
attachment got twisted. They found this out, and that they were getting
tangled up. What one of them should have done would have been to have
stood still and let the other jump over and dive under his brother's
thread till he had cleared himself. But my maternal great-uncles--I
think I forgot to say they were related to me through my mother--they
were men of peppery tempers and they could not understand this. They had
no education. So they jumped one this way and one another, each abusing
the other, and made the tangle more complete. That was about six
thousand years ago, and they are now so knotted up that I do not suppose
they will be clear of one another till time is no more."

He paused and laughed.

Then I said: "It must have been very hard for you to be without pottery
of any sort."

"It was," replied H. P. (this stands for Homo Praehistoricus, not for
House-Parlourmaid or Hardy Perennial), "very hard. We had skins for
water and milk----"

"Oh! you had milk. I supposed you had no cows."

"Nor had we, but the reindeer were beginning to get docile and be tamed.
If we caught young deer we brought them up to be pets for our children.
And so it came about that as they grew up we found out that we could
milk them into skins. But that gave it a smack, and whenever we desired
a fresh draught there was nothing for it but to lie flat on the ground
under a doe reindeer and suck for all we were worth. It was hard. Horses
were hunted. It did not occur to us that they could be tamed and saddled
and mounted. Oh! it was not right. It was not fair that you should have
everything and we nothing--nothing--nothing! Why should you have all and
we have had naught?"

"Because I belong to the twentieth century. Thirty-three generations go
to a thousand years. There are some two hundred and sixty-four or two
hundred and seventy generations intervening between you and me. Each
generation makes some discovery that advances civilisation a stage, the
next enters on the discoveries of the preceding generations, and so
culture advances stage by stage. Man is infinitely progressive, the
brute beast is not."

"That is true," he replied. "I invented butter, which was unknown to my
ancestors, the unbuttered man."

"Indeed!"

"It was so," he said, and I saw a flush of light ripple over the
emanation. I suppose it was a glow of self-satisfaction. "It came about
thus. One of my wives had nearly let the fire out. I was very angry, and
catching up one of the skins of milk, I banged her about the head with
it till she fell insensible to the earth. The other wives were very
pleased and applauded. When I came to take a drink, for my exertions had
heated me, I found that the milk was curdled into butter. At first I did
not know what it was, so I made one of my other wives taste it, and as
she pronounced it to be good, I ate the rest myself. That was how butter
was invented. For four hundred years that was the way it was made, by
banging a milk-skin about the head of a woman till she was knocked down
insensible. But at last a woman found out that by churning the milk with
her hand butter could be made equally well, and then the former process
was discontinued except by some men who clung to ancestral customs."

"But," said I, "nowadays you would not be suffered to knock your wife
about, even with a milk-skin."

"Why not?"

"Because it is barbarous. You would be sent to gaol."

"But she was my wife."

"Nevertheless it would not be tolerated. The law steps in and protects
women from ill-usage."

"How shameful! Not allowed to do what you like with your own wife!"

"Most assuredly not. Then you remarked that this was how you dealt with
one of your wives. How many did you possess?"

"Off and on, seventeen."

"_Now_, no man is suffered to have more than one."

"What--one at a time?"

"Yes," I replied.

"Ah, well. Then if you had an old and ugly wife, or one who was a scold,
you could kill her and get another, young and pretty."

"That would not be allowed."

"Not even if she were a scold?"

"No, you would have to put up with her to the bitter end."

"Humph!" H. P. remained silent for a while wrapped in thought. Presently
he said: "There is one thing I do not understand. In the wine-shop
overhead the men get very quarrelsome, others drunk, but they never kill
one another."

"No. If one man killed another he would have his head cut off--here in
France--unless extenuating circumstances were found. With us in England
he would be hanged by the neck till he was dead."

"Then--what is your sport?"

"We hunt the fox."

"The fox is bad eating. I never could stomach it. If I did kill a fox I
made my wives eat it, and had some mammoth meat for myself. But hunting
is business with us--or was so--not sport."

"Nevertheless with us it is our great sport."

"Business is business and sport is sport," he said. "Now, we hunted as
business, and had little fights and killed one another as our sport."

"We are not suffered to kill one another."

"But take the case," said he, "that a man has a nose-ring, or a pretty
wife, and you want one or the other. Surely you might kill him and
possess yourself of what you so ardently covet?"

"By no means. Now, to change the topic," I went on, "you are totally
destitute of clothing. You do not even wear the traditional garment of
fig leaves."

"What avail fig leaves? There is no warmth in them."

"Perhaps not--but out of delicacy."

"What is that? I don't understand." There was clearly no corresponding
sensation in the vibrating tympanum of his psychic nature.

"Did you never wear clothes?" I inquired.

"Certainly, when it was cold we wore skins, skins of the beasts we
killed. But in summer what is the use of clothing? Besides, we only wore
them out of doors. When we entered our homes, made of skins hitched up
to the rock overhead, we threw them off. It was hot within, and we
perspired freely."

"What, were naked in your homes! you and your wives?"

"Of course we were. Why not? It was very warm within with the fire
always kept up."

"Why--good gracious me!" I exclaimed, "that would never be tolerated
nowadays. If you attempted to go about the country unclothed, even get
out of your clothes freely at home, you would be sent to a lunatic
asylum and kept there."

"Humph!" He again lapsed into silence.

Presently he exclaimed: "After all, I think that we were better off as
we were eight thousand years ago, even without your matches,
Benedictine, education, _chocolat menier_, and commercials, for then we
were able to enjoy real sport--we could kill one another, we could knock
old wives on the head, we could have a dozen or more squaws according to
our circumstances, young and pretty, and we could career about the
country or sit and enjoy a social chat at home, stark naked. We were
best off as we were. There are compensations in life at every period of
man. Vive la liberte!"

At that moment I heard a shout--saw a flash of light. The workmen had
pierced the barrier. A rush of fresh air entered. I staggered to my
feet.

"Oh! mon Dieu! Monsieur vit encore!"

I felt dizzy. Kind hands grasped me. I was dragged forth. Brandy was
poured down my throat. When I came to myself I gasped: "Fill in the
hole! Fill it all up. Let H. P. lie where he is. He shall not go to the
British Museum. I have had enough of prehistoric antiquities. Adieu,
pour toujours la Vezere."




GLAMR

     The following story is found in the Gretla, an Icelandic Saga,
     composed in the thirteenth century, or that comes to us in the
     form then given to it; but it is a redaction of a Saga of much
     earlier date. Most of it is thoroughly historical, and its
     statements are corroborated by other Sagas. The following
     incident was introduced to account for the fact that the outlaw
     Grettir would run any risk rather than spend the long winter
     nights alone in the dark.


At the beginning of the eleventh century there stood, a little way up
the Valley of Shadows in the north of Iceland, a small farm, occupied by
a worthy bonder, named Thorhall, and his wife. The farmer was not
exactly a chieftain, but he was well enough connected to be considered
respectable; to back up his gentility he possessed numerous flocks of
sheep and a goodly drove of oxen. Thorhall would have been a happy man
but for one circumstance--his sheepwalks were haunted.

Not a herdsman would remain with him; he bribed, he threatened,
entreated, all to no purpose; one shepherd after another left his
service, and things came to such a pass that he determined on asking
advice at the next annual council. Thorhall saddled his horses, adjusted
his packs, provided himself with hobbles, cracked his long Icelandic
whip, and cantered along the road, and in due time reached Thingvellir.

Skapti Thorodd's son was lawgiver at that time, and as everyone
considered him a man of the utmost prudence and able to give the best
advice, our friend from the Vale of Shadows made straight for his
booth.

"An awkward predicament, certainly--to have large droves of sheep and no
one to look after them," said Skapti, nibbling the nail of his thumb,
and shaking his wise head--a head as stuffed with law as a ptarmigan's
crop is stuffed with blaeberries. "Now I'll tell you what--as you have
asked my advice, I will help you to a shepherd; a character in his way,
a man of dull intellect, to be sure but strong as a bull."

"I do not care about his wits so long as he can look after sheep,"
answered Thorhall.

"You may rely on his being able to do that," said Skapti. "He is a
stout, plucky fellow; a Swede from Sylgsdale, if you know where that
is."

Towards the break-up of the council--"Thing" they call it in
Iceland--two greyish-white horses belonging to Thorhall slipped their
hobbles and strayed; so the good man had to hunt after them himself,
which shows how short of servants he was. He crossed Sletha-asi, thence
he bent his way to Armann's-fell, and just by the Priest's Wood he met a
strange-looking man driving before him a horse laden with faggots. The
fellow was tall and stalwart; his face involuntarily attracted
Thorhall's attention, for the eyes, of an ashen grey, were large and
staring, the powerful jaw was furnished with very white protruding
teeth, and around the low forehead hung bunches of coarse wolf-grey
hair.

"Pray, what is your name, my man?" asked the farmer pulling up.

"Glamr, an please you," replied the wood-cutter.

Thorhall stared; then, with a preliminary cough, he asked how Glamr
liked faggot-picking.

"Not much," was the answer; "I prefer shepherd life."

"Will you come with me?" asked Thorhall; "Skapti has handed you over to
me, and I want a shepherd this winter uncommonly."

"If I serve you, it is on the understanding that I come or go as it
pleases me. I tell you I am a bit truculent if things do not go just to
my thinking."

"I shall not object to this," answered the bonder. "So I may count on
your services?"

"Wait a moment! You have not told me whether there be any drawback."

"I must acknowledge that there is one," said Thorhall; "in fact, the
sheepwalks have got a bad name for bogies."

"Pshaw! I'm not the man to be scared at shadows," laughed Glamr; "so
here's my hand to it; I'll be with you at the beginning of the winter
night."

Well, after this they parted, and presently the farmer found his ponies.
Having thanked Skapti for his advice and assistance, he got his horses
together and trotted home.

Summer, and then autumn passed, but not a word about the new shepherd
reached the Valley of Shadows. The winter storms began to bluster up the
glen, driving the flying snow-flakes and massing the white drifts at
every winding of the vale. Ice formed in the shallows of the river; and
the streams, which in summer trickled down the ribbed scarps, were now
transmuted into icicles.

One gusty night a violent blow at the door startled all in the farm. In
another moment Glamr, tall as a troll, stood in the hall glowering out
of his wild eyes, his grey hair matted with frost, his teeth rattling
and snapping with cold, his face blood-red in the glare of the fire
which smouldered in the centre of the hall. Thorhall jumped up and
greeted him warmly, but the housewife was too frightened to be very
cordial.

Weeks passed, and the new shepherd was daily on the moors with his
flock; his loud and deep-toned voice was often borne down on the blast
as he shouted to the sheep driving them into fold. His presence in the
house always produced gloom, and if he spoke it sent a thrill through
the women, who openly proclaimed their aversion for him.

There was a church near the byre, but Glamr never crossed the threshold;
he hated psalmody; apparently he was an indifferent Christian. On the
vigil of the Nativity Glamr rose early and shouted for meat.

"Meat!" exclaimed the housewife; "no man calling himself a Christian
touches flesh to-day. To-morrow is the holy Christmas Day, and this is a
fast."

"All superstition!" roared Glamr. "As far as I can see, men are no
better now than they were in the bonny heathen time. Bring me meat, and
make no more ado about it."

"You may be quite certain," protested the good wife, "if Church rule be
not kept, ill-luck will follow."

Glamr ground his teeth and clenched his hands. "Meat! I will have meat,
or----" In fear and trembling the poor woman obeyed.

The day was raw and windy; masses of grey vapour rolled up from the
Arctic Ocean, and hung in piles about the mountain-tops. Now and then a
scud of frozen fog, composed of minute particles of ice, swept along the
glen, covering bar and beam with feathery hoar-frost. As the day
declined, snow began to fall in large flakes like the down of the
eider-duck. One moment there was a lull in the wind, and then the
deep-toned shout of Glamr, high up the moor slopes, was heard distinctly
by the congregation assembling for the first vespers of Christmas Day.
Darkness came on, deep as that in the rayless abysses of the caverns
under the lava, and still the snow fell thicker. The lights from the
church windows sent a yellow haze far out into the night, and every
flake burned golden as it swept within the ray. The bell in the
lych-gate clanged for evensong, and the wind puffed the sound far up the
glen; perhaps it reached the herdsman's ear. Hark! Someone caught a
distant sound or shriek, which it was he could not tell, for the wind
muttered and mumbled about the church eaves, and then with a fierce
whistle scudded over the graveyard fence. Glamr had not returned when
the service was over. Thorhall suggested a search, but no man would
accompany him; and no wonder! it was not a night for a dog to be out in;
besides, the tracks were a foot deep in snow. The family sat up all
night, waiting, listening, trembling; but no Glamr came home. Dawn broke
at last, wan and blear in the south. The clouds hung down like great
sheets, full of snow, almost to bursting.

A party was soon formed to search for the missing man. A sharp scramble
brought them to high land, and the ridge between the two rivers which
join in Vatnsdalr was thoroughly examined. Here and there were found the
scattered sheep, shuddering under an icicled rock, or half buried in a
snow-drift. No trace yet of the keeper. A dead ewe lay at the bottom of
a crag; it had staggered over in the gloom, and had been dashed to
pieces.

Presently the whole party were called together about a trampled spot in
the heath, where evidently a death-struggle had taken place, for earth
and stone were tossed about, and the snow was blotched with large
splashes of blood. A gory track led up the mountain, and the
farm-servants were following it, when a cry, almost of agony, from one
of the lads, made them turn. In looking behind a rock, the boy had come
upon the corpse of the shepherd; it was livid and swollen to the size of
a bullock. It lay on its back with the arms extended. The snow had been
scrabbled up by the puffed hands in the death-agony, and the staring
glassy eyes gazed out of the ashen-grey, upturned face into the vaporous
canopy overhead. From the purple lips lolled the tongue, which in the
last throes had been bitten through by the white fangs, and a
discoloured stream which had flowed from it was now an icicle.

With trouble the dead man was raised on a litter, and carried to a
gill-edge, but beyond this he could not be borne; his weight waxed more
and more, the bearers toiled beneath their burden, their foreheads
became beaded with sweat; though strong men they were crushed to the
ground. Consequently, the corpse was left at the ravine-head, and the
men returned to the farm. Next day their efforts to lift Glamr's bloated
carcass, and remove it to consecrated ground, were unavailing. On the
third day a priest accompanied them, but the body was nowhere to be
found. Another expedition without the priest was made, and on this
occasion the corpse was discovered; so a cairn was raised over the spot.

Two nights after this one of the thralls who had gone after the cows
burst into the hall with a face blank and scared; he staggered to a seat
and fainted. On recovering his senses, in a broken voice he assured all
who crowded about him that he had seen Glamr walking past him as he left
the door of the stable. On the following evening a houseboy was found in
a fit under the farmyard wall, and he remained an idiot to his dying
day. Some of the women next saw a face which, though blown out and
discoloured, they recognised as that of Glamr, looking in upon them
through a window of the dairy. In the twilight, Thorhall himself met the
dead man, who stood and glowered at him, but made no attempt to injure
his master. The haunting did not end there. Nightly a heavy tread was
heard around the house, and a hand feeling along the walls, sometimes
thrust in at the windows, at others clutching the woodwork, and breaking
it to splinters. However, when the spring came round the disturbances
lessened, and as the sun obtained full power, ceased altogether.

That summer a vessel from Norway dropped anchor in the nearest bay.
Thorhall visited it, and found on board a man named Thorgaut, who was in
search of work.

"What do you say to being my shepherd?" asked the bonder.

"I should very much like the office," answered Thorgaut. "I am as strong
as two ordinary men, and a handy fellow to boot."

"I will not engage you without forewarning you of the terrible things
you may have to encounter during the winter night."

"Pray, what may they be?"

"Ghosts and hobgoblins," answered the farmer; "a fine dance they lead
me, I can promise you."

"I fear them not," answered Thorgaut; "I shall be with you at
cattle-slaughtering time."

At the appointed season the man came, and soon established himself as a
favourite in the house; he romped with the children, chucked the maidens
under the chin, helped his fellow-servants, gratified the housewife by
admiring her curd, and was just as much liked as his predecessor had
been detested. He was a devil-may-care fellow, too, and made no bones of
his contempt for the ghost, expressing hopes of meeting him face to
face, which made his master look grave, and his mistress shudderingly
cross herself. As the winter came on, strange sights and sounds began to
alarm the folk, but these never frightened Thorgaut; he slept too
soundly at night to hear the tread of feet about the door, and was too
short-sighted to catch glimpses of a grizzly monster striding up and
down, in the twilight, before its cairn.

At last Christmas Eve came round, and Thorgaut went out as usual with
his sheep.

"Have a care, man," urged the bonder; "go not near to the gill-head,
where Glamr lies."

"Tut, tut! fear not for me. I shall be back by vespers."

"God grant it," sighed the housewife; "but 'tis not a day for risks, to
be sure."

Twilight came on: a feeble light hung over the south, one white streak
above the heath land to the south. Far off in southern lands it was
still day, but here the darkness gathered in apace, and men came from
Vatnsdalr for evensong, to herald in the night when Christ was born.
Christmas Eve! How different in Saxon England! There the great ashen
faggot is rolled along the hall with torch and taper; the mummers dance
with their merry jingling bells; the boar's head, with gilded tusks,
"bedecked with holly and rosemary," is brought in by the steward to a
flourish of trumpets.

How different, too, where the Varanger cluster round the imperial throne
in the mighty church of the Eternal Wisdom at this very hour. Outside,
the air is soft from breathing over the Bosphorus, which flashes
tremulously beneath the stars. The orange and laurel leaves in the
palace gardens are still exhaling fragrance in the hush of the Christmas
night.

But it is different here. The wind is piercing as a two-edged sword;
blocks of ice crash and grind along the coast, and the lake waters are
congealed to stone. Aloft, the Aurora flames crimson, flinging long
streamers to the zenith, and then suddenly dissolving into a sea of pale
green light. The natives are waiting round the church-door, but no
Thorgaut has returned.

They find him next morning, lying across Glamr's cairn, with his spine,
his leg, and arm-bones shattered. He is conveyed to the churchyard, and
a cross is set up at his head. He sleeps peacefully. Not so Glamr; he
becomes more furious than ever. No one will remain with Thorhall now,
except an old cowherd who has always served the family, and who had long
ago dandled his present master on his knee.

"All the cattle will be lost if I leave," said the carle; "it shall
never be told of me that I deserted Thorhall from fear of a spectre."

Matters grew rapidly worse. Outbuildings were broken into of a night,
and their woodwork was rent and shattered; the house door was violently
shaken, and great pieces of it were torn away; the gables of the house
were also pulled furiously to and fro.

One morning before dawn, the old man went to the stable. An hour later,
his mistress arose, and taking her milking pails, followed him. As she
reached the door of the stable, a terrible sound from within--the
bellowing of the cattle, mingled with the deep notes of an unearthly
voice--sent her back shrieking to the house. Thorhall leaped out of bed,
caught up a weapon, and hastened to the cow-house. On opening the door,
he found the cattle goring each other. Slung across the stone that
separated the stalls was something. Thorhall stepped up to it, felt it,
looked close; it was the cowherd, perfectly dead, his feet on one side
of the slab, his head on the other, and his spine snapped in twain. The
bonder now moved with his family to Tunga, another farm owned by him
lower down the valley; it was too venturesome living during the
mid-winter night at the haunted farm; and it was not till the sun had
returned as a bridegroom out of his chamber, and had dispelled night
with its phantoms, that he went back to the Vale of Shadows. In the
meantime, his little girl's health had given way under the repeated
alarms of the winter; she became paler every day; with the autumn
flowers she faded, and was laid beneath the mould of the churchyard in
time for the first snows to spread a virgin pall over her small grave.

At this time Grettir--a hero of great fame, and a native of the north of
the island--was in Iceland, and as the hauntings of this vale were
matters of gossip throughout the district, he inquired about them, and
resolved on visiting the scene. So Grettir busked himself for a cold
ride, mounted his horse, and in due course of time drew rein at the door
of Thorhall's farm with the request that he might be accommodated there
for the night.

"Ahem!" coughed the bonder; "perhaps you are not aware----"

"I am perfectly aware of all. I want to catch sight of the troll."

"But your horse is sure to be killed."

"I will risk it. Glamr I must meet, so there's an end of it."

"I am delighted to see you," spoke the bonder; "at the same time, should
mischief befall you, don't lay the blame at my door."

"Never fear, man."

So they shook hands; the horse was put into the strongest stable,
Thorhall made Grettir as good cheer as he was able, and then, as the
visitor was sleepy, all retired to rest.

The night passed quietly, and no sounds indicated the presence of a
restless spirit. The horse, moreover, was found next morning in good
condition, enjoying his hay.

"This is unexpected!" exclaimed the bonder, gleefully. "Now, where's the
saddle? We'll clap it on, and then good-bye, and a merry journey to
you."

"Good-bye!" echoed Grettir; "I am going to stay here another night."

"You had best be advised," urged Thorhall; "if misfortune should
overtake you, I know that all your kinsmen would visit it on my head."

"I have made up my mind to stay," said Grettir, and he looked so dogged
that Thorhall opposed him no more.

All was quiet next night; not a sound roused Grettir from his slumber.
Next morning he went with the farmer to the stable. The strong wooden
door was shivered and driven in. They stepped across it; Grettir called
to his horse, but there was no responsive whinny.

"I am afraid----" began Thorhall. Grettir leaped in, and found the poor
brute dead, and with its neck broken.

"Now," said Thorhall quickly, "I've got a capital horse--a
skewbald--down by Tunga, I shall not be many hours in fetching it; your
saddle is here, I think, and then you will just have time to reach----"

"I stay here another night," interrupted Grettir.

"I implore you to depart," said Thorhall.

"My horse is slain!"

"But I will provide you with another."

"Friend," answered Grettir, turning so sharply round that the farmer
jumped back, half frightened, "no man ever did me an injury without
rueing it. Now, your demon herdsman has been the death of my horse. He
must be taught a lesson."

"Would that he were!" groaned Thorhall; "but mortal must not face him.
Go in peace and receive compensation from me for what has happened."

"I must revenge my horse."

"An obstinate man will have his own way! But if you run your head
against a stone wall, don't be angry because you get a broken pate."

Night came on; Grettir ate a hearty supper and was right jovial; not so
Thorhall, who had his misgivings. At bedtime the latter crept into his
crib, which, in the manner of old Icelandic beds, opened out of the
hall, as berths do out of a cabin. Grettir, however, determined on
remaining up; so he flung himself on a bench with his feet against the
posts of the high seat, and his back against Thorhall's crib; then he
wrapped one lappet of his fur coat round his feet, the other about his
head, keeping the neck-opening in front of his face, so that he could
look through into the hall.

There was a fire burning on the hearth, a smouldering heap of red
embers; every now and then a twig flared up and crackled, giving Grettir
glimpses of the rafters, as he lay with his eyes wandering among the
mysteries of the smoke-blackened roof. The wind whistled softly
overhead. The clerestory windows, covered with the amnion of sheep,
admitted now and then a sickly yellow glare from the full moon, which,
however, shot a beam of pure silver through the smoke-hole in the roof.
A dog without began to howl; the cat, which had long been sitting
demurely watching the fire, stood up with raised back and bristling
tail, then darted behind some chests in a corner. The hall door was in a
sad plight. It had been so riven by the spectre that it was made firm
by wattles only, and the moon glinted athwart the crevices. Soothingly
the river, not yet frozen over, prattled over its shingly bed as it
swept round the knoll on which stood the farm. Grettir heard the
breathing of the sleeping women in the adjoining chamber, and the sigh
of the housewife as she turned in her bed.

Click! click!--It is only the frozen turf on the roof cracking with the
cold. The wind lulls completely. The night is very still without. Hark!
a heavy tread, beneath which the snow yields. Every footfall goes
straight to Grettir's heart. A crash on the turf overhead! By all the
saints in paradise! The monster is treading on the roof. For one moment
the chimney-gap is completely darkened: Glamr is looking down it; the
flash of the red ash is reflected in the two lustreless eyes. Then the
moon glances sweetly in once more, and the heavy tramp of Glamr is
audibly moving towards the farther end of the hall. A thud--he has
leaped down. Grettir feels the board at his back quivering, for Thorhall
is awake and is trembling in his bed. The steps pass round to the back
of the house, and then the snapping of the wood shows that the creature
is destroying some of the outhouse doors. He tires of this apparently,
for his footfall comes clear towards the main entrance to the hall. The
moon is veiled behind a watery cloud, and by the uncertain glimmer
Grettir fancies that he sees two dark hands thrust in above the door.
His apprehensions are verified, for, with a loud snap, a long strip of
panel breaks, and light is admitted. Snap--snap! another portion gives
way, and the gap becomes larger. Then the wattles slip from their
places, and a dark arm rips them out in bunches, and flings them away.
There is a cross-beam to the door, holding a bolt which slides into a
stone groove. Against the grey light, Grettir sees a huge black figure
heaving itself over the bar. Crack! that has given way, and the rest of
the door falls in shivers to the earth.

"Oh, heavens above!" exclaims the bonder.

Stealthily the dead man creeps on, feeling at the beams as he comes;
then he stands in the hall, with the firelight on him. A fearful sight;
the tall figure distended with the corruption of the grave, the nose
fallen off, the wandering, vacant eyes, with the glaze of death on them,
the sallow flesh patched with green masses of decay; the wolf-grey hair
and beard have grown in the tomb, and hang matted about the shoulders
and breast; the nails, too, they have grown. It is a sickening sight--a
thing to shudder at, not to see.

Motionless, with no nerve quivering now, Thorhall and Grettir held their
breath.

Glamr's lifeless glance strayed round the chamber; it rested on the
shaggy bundle by the high seat. Cautiously he stepped towards it.
Grettir felt him groping about the lower lappet and pulling at it. The
cloak did not give way. Another jerk; Grettir kept his feet firmly
pressed against the posts, so that the rug was not pulled off. The
vampire seemed puzzled, he plucked at the upper flap and tugged. Grettir
held to the bench and bed-board, so that he was not moved, but the cloak
was rent in twain, and the corpse staggered back, holding half in its
hands, and gazing wonderingly at it. Before it had done examining the
shred, Grettir started to his feet, bowed his body, flung his arms about
the carcass, and, driving his head into the chest, strove to bend it
backward and snap the spine. A vain attempt! The cold hands came down on
Grettir's arms with diabolical force, riving them from their hold.
Grettir clasped them about the body again; then the arms closed round
him, and began dragging him along. The brave man clung by his feet to
benches and posts, but the strength of the vampire was the greater;
posts gave way, benches were heaved from their places, and the wrestlers
at each moment neared the door. Sharply writhing loose, Grettir flung
his hands round a roof-beam. He was dragged from his feet; the numbing
arms clenched him round the waist, and tore at him; every tendon in his
breast was strained; the strain under his shoulders became excruciating,
the muscles stood out in knots. Still he held on; his fingers were
bloodless; the pulses of his temples throbbed in jerks; the breath came
in a whistle through his rigid nostrils. All the while, too, the long
nails of the dead man cut into his side, and Grettir could feel them
piercing like knives between his ribs. Then at once his hands gave way,
and the monster bore him reeling towards the porch, crashing over the
broken fragments of the door. Hard as the battle had gone with him
indoors, Grettir knew that it would go worse outside, so he gathered up
all his remaining strength for one final desperate struggle. The door
had been shut with a swivel into a groove; this groove was in a stone,
which formed the jamb on one side, and there was a similar block on the
other, into which the hinges had been driven. As the wrestlers neared
the opening, Grettir planted both his feet against the stone posts,
holding Glamr by the middle. He had the advantage now. The dead man
writhed in his arms, drove his talons into Grettir's back, and tore up
great ribbons of flesh, but the stone jambs held firm.

"Now," thought Grettir, "I can break his back," and thrusting his head
under the chin, so that the grizzly beard covered his eyes, he forced
the face from him, and the back was bent as a hazel-rod.

"If I can but hold on," thought Grettir, and he tried to shout for
Thorhall, but his voice was muffled in the hair of the corpse.

Suddenly one or both of the door-posts gave way. Down crashed the gable
trees, ripping beams and rafters from their beds; frozen clods of earth
rattled from the roof and thumped into the snow. Glamr fell on his back,
and Grettir staggered down on top of him. The moon was at her full;
large white clouds chased each other across the sky, and as they swept
before her disk she looked through them with a brown halo round her.
The snow-cap of Jorundarfell, however, glowed like a planet, then the
white mountain ridge was kindled, the light ran down the hillside, the
bright disk stared out of the veil and flashed at this moment full on
the vampire's face. Grettir's strength was failing him, his hands
quivered in the snow, and he knew that he could not support himself from
dropping flat on the dead man's face, eye to eye, lip to lip. The eyes
of the corpse were fixed on him, lit with the cold glare of the moon.
His head swam as his heart sent a hot stream to his brain. Then a voice
from the grey lips said--

"Thou hast acted madly in seeking to match thyself with me. Now learn
that henceforth ill-luck shall constantly attend thee; that thy strength
shall never exceed what it now is, and that by night these eyes of mine
shall stare at thee through the darkness till thy dying day, so that for
very horror thou shalt not endure to be alone."

Grettir at this moment noticed that his dirk had slipped from its sheath
during the fall, and that it now lay conveniently near his hand. The
giddiness which had oppressed him passed away, he clutched at the
sword-haft, and with a blow severed the vampire's throat. Then, kneeling
on the breast, he hacked till the head came off.

Thorhall appeared now, his face blanched with terror, but when he saw
how the fray had terminated he assisted Grettir gleefully to roll the
corpse on the top of a pile of faggots, which had been collected for
winter fuel. Fire was applied, and soon far down the valley the flames
of the pyre startled people, and made them wonder what new horror was
being enacted in the upper portion of the Vale of Shadows.

Next day the charred bones were conveyed to a spot remote from the
habitations of men, and were there buried.

What Glamr had predicted came to pass. Never after did Grettir dare to
be alone in the dark.




COLONEL HALIFAX'S GHOST STORY


I had just come back to England, after having been some years in India,
and was looking forward to meet my friends, among whom there was none I
was more anxious to see than Sir Francis Lynton. We had been at Eton
together, and for the short time I had been at Oxford before entering
the Army we had been at the same college. Then we had been parted. He
came into the title and estates of the family in Yorkshire on the death
of his grandfather--his father had predeceased--and I had been over a
good part of the world. One visit, indeed, I had made him in his
Yorkshire home, before leaving for India, of but a few days.

It will easily be imagined how pleasant it was, two or three days after
my arrival in London, to receive a letter from Lynton saying he had just
seen in the papers that I had arrived, and begging me to come down at
once to Byfield, his place in Yorkshire.

"You are not to tell me," he said, "that you cannot come. I allow you a
week in which to order and try on your clothes, to report yourself at
the War Office, to pay your respects to the Duke, and to see your sister
at Hampton Court; but after that I shall expect you. In fact, you are to
come on Monday. I have a couple of horses which will just suit you; the
carriage shall meet you at Packham, and all you have got to do is to put
yourself in the train which leaves King's Cross at twelve o'clock."

Accordingly, on the day appointed I started; in due time reached
Packham, losing much time on a detestable branch line, and there found
the dogcart of Sir Francis awaiting me. I drove at once to Byfield.

The house I remembered. It was a low, gabled structure of no great size,
with old-fashioned lattice windows, separated from the park, where were
deer, by a charming terraced garden.

No sooner did the wheels crunch the gravel by the principal entrance,
than, almost before the bell was rung, the porch door opened, and there
stood Lynton himself, whom I had not seen for so many years, hardly
altered, and with all the joy of welcome beaming in his face. Taking me
by both hands, he drew me into the house, got rid of my hat and wraps,
looked me all over, and then, in a breath, began to say how glad he was
to see me, what a real delight it was to have got me at last under his
roof, and what a good time we would have together, like the old days
over again.

He had sent my luggage up to my room, which was ready for me, and he
bade me make haste and dress for dinner.

So saying, he took me through a panelled hall up an oak staircase, and
showed me my room, which, hurried as I was, I observed was hung with
tapestry, and had a large fourpost bed, with velvet curtains, opposite
the window.

They had gone into dinner when I came down, despite all the haste I made
in dressing; but a place had been kept for me next Lady Lynton.

Besides my hosts, there were their two daughters, Colonel Lynton, a
brother of Sir Francis, the chaplain, and some others whom I do not
remember distinctly.

After dinner there was some music in the hall, and a game of whist in
the drawing-room, and after the ladies had gone upstairs, Lynton and I
retired to the smoking-room, where we sat up talking the best part of
the night. I think it must have been near three when I retired. Once in
bed, I slept so soundly that my servant's entrance the next morning
failed to arouse me, and it was past nine when I awoke.

After breakfast and the disposal of the newspapers, Lynton retired to
his letters, and I asked Lady Lynton if one of her daughters might show
me the house. Elizabeth, the eldest, was summoned, and seemed in no way
to dislike the task.

The house was, as already intimated, by no means large; it occupied
three sides of a square, the entrance and one end of the stables making
the fourth side. The interior was full of interest--passages, rooms,
galleries, as well as hall, were panelled in dark wood and hung with
pictures. I was shown everything on the ground floor, and then on the
first floor. Then my guide proposed that we should ascend a narrow
twisting staircase that led to a gallery. We did as proposed, and
entered a handsome long room or passage, leading to a small chamber at
one end, in which my guide told me her father kept books and papers.

I asked if anyone slept in this gallery, as I noticed a bed, and
fireplace, and rods, by means of which curtains might be drawn,
enclosing one portion where were bed and fireplace, so as to convert it
into a very cosy chamber.

She answered "No," the place was not really used except as a playroom,
though sometimes, if the house happened to be very full, in her
great-grandfather's time, she had heard that it had been occupied.

By the time we had been over the house, and I had also been shown the
garden and the stables, and introduced to the dogs, it was nearly one
o'clock. We were to have an early luncheon, and to drive afterwards to
see the ruins of one of the grand old Yorkshire abbeys.

This was a pleasant expedition, and we got back just in time for tea,
after which there was some reading aloud. The evening passed much in the
same way as the preceding one, except that Lynton, who had some
business, did not go down to the smoking-room, and I took the
opportunity of retiring early in order to write a letter for the Indian
mail, something having been said as to the prospect of hunting the next
day.

I had finished my letter, which was a long one, together with two or
three others, and had just got into bed when I heard a step overhead as
of someone walking along the gallery, which I now knew ran immediately
above my room. It was a slow, heavy, measured tread which I could hear
getting gradually louder and nearer, and then as gradually fading away
as it retreated into the distance.

I was startled for a moment, having been informed that the gallery was
unused; but the next instant it occurred to me that I had been told it
communicated with a chamber where Sir Francis kept books and papers. I
knew he had some writing to do, and I thought no more on the matter.

I was down the next morning at breakfast in good time. "How late you
were last night!" I said to Lynton, in the middle of breakfast. "I heard
you overhead after one o'clock."

Lynton replied rather shortly, "Indeed you did not, for I was in bed
last night before twelve."

"There was someone certainly moving overhead last night," I answered,
"for I heard his steps as distinctly as I ever heard anything in my
life, going down the gallery."

Upon which Colonel Lynton remarked that he had often fancied he had
heard steps on his staircase, when he knew that no one was about. He was
apparently disposed to say more, when his brother interrupted him
somewhat curtly, as I fancied, and asked me if I should feel inclined
after breakfast to have a horse and go out and look for the hounds. They
met a considerable way off, but if they did not find in the coverts they
should first draw, a thing not improbable, they would come our way, and
we might fall in with them about one o'clock and have a run. I said
there was nothing I should like better. Lynton mounted me on a very
nice chestnut, and the rest of the party having gone out shooting, and
the young ladies being otherwise engaged, he and I started about eleven
o'clock for our ride.

The day was beautiful, soft, with a bright sun, one of those delightful
days which so frequently occur in the early part of November.

On reaching the hilltop where Lynton had expected to meet the hounds no
trace of them was to be discovered. They must have found at once, and
run in a different direction. At three o'clock, after we had eaten our
sandwiches, Lynton reluctantly abandoned all hopes of falling in with
the hounds, and said we would return home by a slightly different route.

We had not descended the hill before we came on an old chalk quarry and
the remains of a disused kiln.

I recollected the spot at once. I had been here with Sir Francis on my
former visit, many years ago. "Why--bless me!" said I. "Do you remember,
Lynton, what happened here when I was with you before? There had been
men engaged removing chalk, and they came on a skeleton under some depth
of rubble. We went together to see it removed, and you said you would
have it preserved till it could be examined by some ethnologist or
anthropologist, one or other of those dry-as-dusts, to decide whether
the remains are dolichocephalous or brachycephalous, whether British,
Danish, or--modern. What was the result?"

Sir Francis hesitated for a moment, and then answered: "It is true, I
had the remains removed."

"Was there an inquest?"

"No. I had been opening some of the tumuli on the Wolds. I had sent a
crouched skeleton and some skulls to the Scarborough Museum. This I was
doubtful about, whether it was a prehistoric interment--in fact, to what
date it belonged. No one thought of an inquest."

On reaching the house, one of the grooms who took the horses, in answer
to a question from Lynton, said that Colonel and Mrs. Hampshire had
arrived about an hour ago, and that, one of the horses being lame, the
carriage in which they had driven over from Castle Frampton was to put
up for the night. In the drawing-room we found Lady Lynton pouring out
tea for her husband's youngest sister and her husband, who, as we came
in, exclaimed: "We have come to beg a night's lodging."

It appeared that they had been on a visit in the neighbourhood, and had
been obliged to leave at a moment's notice in consequence of a sudden
death in the house where they were staying, and that, in the
impossibility of getting a fly, their hosts had sent them over to
Byfield.

"We thought," Mrs. Hampshire went on to say, "that as we were coming
here the end of next week, you would not mind having us a little sooner;
or that, if the house were quite full, you would be willing to put us up
anywhere till Monday, and let us come back later."

Lady Lynton interposed with the remark that it was all settled; and
then, turning to her husband, added: "But I want to speak to you for a
moment."

They both left the room together.

Lynton came back almost immediately, and, making an excuse to show me on
a map in the hall the point to which we had ridden, said as soon as we
were alone, with a look of considerable annoyance: "I am afraid we must
ask you to change your room. Shall you mind very much? I think we can
make you quite comfortable upstairs in the gallery, which is the only
room available. Lady Lynton has had a good fire lit; the place is really
not cold, and it will be for only a night or two. Your servant has been
told to put your things together, but Lady Lynton did not like to give
orders to have them actually moved before my speaking to you."

I assured him that I did not mind in the very least, that I should be
quite as comfortable upstairs, but that I did mind very much their
making such a fuss about a matter of that sort with an old friend like
myself.

Certainly nothing could look more comfortable than my new lodging when I
went upstairs to dress. There was a bright fire in the large grate, an
armchair had been drawn up beside it, and all my books and writing
things had been put in, with a reading-lamp in the central position, and
the heavy tapestry curtains were drawn, converting this part of the
gallery into a room to itself. Indeed, I felt somewhat inclined to
congratulate myself on the change. The spiral staircase had been one
reason against this place having been given to the Hampshires. No lady's
long dress trunk could have mounted it.

Sir Francis was necessarily a good deal occupied in the evening with his
sister and her husband, whom he had not seen for some time. Colonel
Hampshire had also just heard that he was likely to be ordered to Egypt,
and when Lynton and he retired to the smoking-room, instead of going
there I went upstairs to my own room to finish a book in which I was
interested. I did not, however, sit up long, and very soon went to bed.

Before doing so, I drew back the curtains on the rod, partly because I
like plenty of air where I sleep, and partly also because I thought I
might like to see the play of the moonlight on the floor in the portion
of the gallery beyond where I lay, and where the blinds had not been
drawn.

I must have been asleep for some time, for the fire, which I had left in
full blaze, was gone to a few sparks wandering among the ashes, when I
suddenly awoke with the impression of having heard a latch click at the
further extremity of the gallery, where was the chamber containing books
and papers.

I had always been a light sleeper, but on the present occasion I woke at
once to complete and acute consciousness, and with a sense of stretched
attention which seemed to intensify all my faculties. The wind had
risen, and was blowing in fitful gusts round the house.

A minute or two passed, and I began almost to fancy I must have been
mistaken, when I distinctly heard the creak of the door, and then the
click of the latch falling back into its place. Then I heard a sound on
the boards as of one moving in the gallery. I sat up to listen, and as I
did so I distinctly heard steps coming down the gallery. I heard them
approach and pass my bed. I could see nothing, all was dark; but I heard
the tread proceeding towards the further portion of the gallery where
were the uncurtained and unshuttered windows, two in number; but the
moon shone through only one of these, the nearer; the other was dark,
shadowed by the chapel or some other building at right angles. The tread
seemed to me to pause now and again, and then continue as before.

I now fixed my eyes intently on the one illumined window, and it
appeared to me as if some dark body passed across it: but what? I
listened intently, and heard the step proceed to the end of the gallery
and then return.

I again watched the lighted window, and immediately that the sound
reached that portion of the long passage it ceased momentarily, and I
saw, as distinctly as I ever saw anything in my life, by moonlight, a
figure of a man with marked features, in what appeared to be a fur cap
drawn over the brows.

It stood in the embrasure of the window, and the outline of the face was
in silhouette; then it moved on, and as it moved I again heard the
tread. I was as certain as I could be that the thing, whatever it was,
or the person, whoever he was, was approaching my bed.

I threw myself back in the bed, and as I did so a mass of charred wood
on the hearth fell down and sent up a flash of--I fancy sparks, that
gave out a glare in the darkness, and by that--red as blood--I saw a
face near me.

With a cry, over which I had as little control as the scream uttered by
a sleeper in the agony of a nightmare, I called: "Who are you?"

There was an instant during which my hair bristled on my head, as in the
horror of the darkness I prepared to grapple with the being at my side;
when a board creaked as if someone had moved, and I heard the footsteps
retreat, and again the click of the latch.

The next instant there was a rush on the stairs and Lynton burst into
the room, just as he had sprung out of bed, crying: "For God's sake,
what is the matter? Are you ill?"

I could not answer. Lynton struck a light and leant over the bed. Then I
seized him by the arm, and said without moving: "There has been
something in this room--gone in thither."

The words were hardly out of my mouth when Lynton, following the
direction of my eyes, had sprung to the end of the corridor and thrown
open the door there.

He went into the room beyond, looked round it, returned, and said: "You
must have been dreaming."

By this time I was out of bed.

"Look for yourself," said he, and he led me into the little room. It was
bare, with cupboards and boxes, a sort of lumber-place. "There is
nothing beyond this," said he, "no door, no staircase. It is a
_cul-de-sac_." Then he added: "Now pull on your dressing-gown and come
downstairs to my sanctum."

I followed him, and after he had spoken to Lady Lynton, who was standing
with the door of her room ajar in a state of great agitation, he turned
to me and said: "No one can have been in your room. You see my and my
wife's apartments are close below, and no one could come up the spiral
staircase without passing my door. You must have had a nightmare.
Directly you screamed I rushed up the steps, and met no one descending;
and there is no place of concealment in the lumber-room at the end of
the gallery."

Then he took me into his private snuggery, blew up the fire, lighted a
lamp, and said: "I shall be really grateful if you will say nothing
about this. There are some in the house and neighbourhood who are silly
enough as it is. You stay here, and if you do not feel inclined to go to
bed, read--here are books. I must go to Lady Lynton, who is a good deal
frightened, and does not like to be left alone."

He then went to his bedroom.

Sleep, as far as I was concerned, was out of the question, nor do I
think that Sir Francis or his wife slept much either.

I made up the fire, and after a time took up a book, and tried to read,
but it was useless.

I sat absorbed in thoughts and questionings till I heard the servants
stirring in the morning. I then went to my own room, left the candle
burning, and got into bed. I had just fallen asleep when my servant
brought me a cup of tea at eight o'clock.

At breakfast Colonel Hampshire and his wife asked if anything had
happened in the night, as they had been much disturbed by noises
overhead, to which Lynton replied that I had not been very well, and had
an attack of cramp, and that he had been upstairs to look after me. From
his manner I could see that he wished me to be silent, and I said
nothing accordingly.

In the afternoon, when everyone had gone out, Sir Francis took me into
his snuggery and said: "Halifax, I am very sorry about that matter last
night. It is quite true, as my brother said, that steps have been heard
about this house, but I never gave heed to such things, putting all
noises down to rats. But after your experiences I feel that it is due to
you to tell you something, and also to make to you an explanation. There
is--there was--no one in the room at the end of the corridor, except the
skeleton that was discovered in the chalk-pit when you were here many
years ago. I confess I had not paid much heed to it. My archaeological
fancies passed; I had no visits from anthropologists; the bones and
skull were never shown to experts, but remained packed in a chest in
that lumber-room. I confess I ought to have buried them, having no more
scientific use for them, but I did not--on my word, I forgot all about
them, or, at least, gave no heed to them. However, what you have gone
through, and have described to me, has made me uneasy, and has also
given me a suspicion that I can account for that body in a manner that
had never occurred to me before."

After a pause, he added: "What I am going to tell you is known to no one
else, and must not be mentioned by you--anyhow, in my lifetime, You know
now that, owing to the death of my father when quite young, I and my
brother and sister were brought up here with our grandfather, Sir
Richard. He was an old, imperious, short-tempered man. I will tell you
what I have made out of a matter that was a mystery for long, and I will
tell you afterwards how I came to unravel it. My grandfather was in the
habit of going out at night with a young under-keeper, of whom he was
very fond, to look after the game and see if any poachers, whom he
regarded as his natural enemies, were about.

"One night, as I suppose, my grandfather had been out with the young man
in question, and, returning by the plantations, where the hill is
steepest, and not far from that chalk-pit you remarked on yesterday,
they came upon a man, who, though not actually belonging to the country,
was well known in it as a sort of travelling tinker of indifferent
character, and a notorious poacher. Mind this, I am not sure it was at
the place I mention; I only now surmise it. On the particular night in
question, my grandfather and the keeper must have caught this man
setting snares; there must have been a tussle, in the course of which as
subsequent circumstances have led me to imagine, the man showed fight
and was knocked down by one or other of the two--my grandfather or the
keeper. I believe that after having made various attempts to restore
him, they found that the man was actually dead.

"They were both in great alarm and concern--my grandfather especially.
He had been prominent in putting down some factory riots, and had acted
as magistrate with promptitude, and had given orders to the military to
fire, whereby a couple of lives had been lost. There was a vast outcry
against him, and a certain political party had denounced him as an
assassin. No man was more vituperated; yet, in my conscience, I believe
that he acted with both discretion and pluck, and arrested a mischievous
movement that might have led to much bloodshed. Be that as it may, my
impression is that he lost his head over this fatal affair with the
tinker, and that he and the keeper together buried the body secretly,
not far from the place where he was killed. I now think it was in the
chalk-pit, and that the skeleton found years after there belonged to
this man."

"Good heavens!" I exclaimed, as at once my mind rushed back to the
figure with the fur cap that I had seen against the window.

Sir Francis went on: "The sudden disappearance of the tramp, in view of
his well-known habits and wandering mode of life, did not for some time
excite surprise; but, later on, one or two circumstances having led to
suspicion, an inquiry was set on foot, and among others, my
grandfather's keepers were examined before the magistrates. It was
remembered afterwards that the under-keeper in question was absent at
the time of the inquiry, my grandfather having sent him with some dogs
to a brother-in-law of his who lived upon the moors; but whether no one
noticed the fact, or if they did, preferred to be silent, I know not, no
observations were made. Nothing came of the investigation, and the whole
subject would have dropped if it had not been that two years later, for
some reasons I do not understand, but at the instigation of a magistrate
recently imported into the division, whom my grandfather greatly
disliked, and who was opposed to him in politics, a fresh inquiry was
instituted. In the course of that inquiry it transpired that, owing to
some unguarded words dropped by the under-keeper, a warrant was about to
be issued for his arrest. My grandfather, who had had a fit of the gout,
was away from home at the time, but on hearing the news he came home at
once. The evening he returned he had a long interview with the young
man, who left the house after he had supped in the servants' hall. It
was observed that he looked much depressed. The warrant was issued the
next day, but in the meantime the keeper had disappeared. My grandfather
gave orders to all his own people to do everything in their power to
assist the authorities in the search that was at once set on foot, but
was unable himself to take any share in it.

"No trace of the keeper was found, although at a subsequent period
rumours circulated that he had been heard of in America. But the man
having been unmarried, he gradually dropped out of remembrance, and as
my grandfather never allowed the subject to be mentioned in his
presence, I should probably never have known anything about it but for
the vague tradition which always attaches to such events, and for this
fact: that after my grandfather's death a letter came addressed to him
from somewhere in the United States from someone--the name different
from that of the keeper--but alluding to the past, and implying the
presence of a common secret, and, of course, with it came a request for
money. I replied, mentioning the death of Sir Richard, and asking for an
explanation. I did get an answer, and it is from that that I am able to
fill in so much of the story. But I never learned _where_ the man had
been killed and buried, and my next letter to the fellow was returned
with 'Deceased' written across it. Somehow, it never occurred to me
till I heard your story that possibly the skeleton in the chalk-pit
might be that of the poaching tinker. I will now most assuredly have it
buried in the churchyard."

"That certainly ought to be done," said I.

"And--" said Sir Francis, after a pause, "I give you my word. After the
burial of the bones, and you are gone, I will sleep for a week in the
bed in the gallery, and report to you if I see or hear anything. If all
be quiet, then--well, you form your own conclusions."

I left a day after. Before long I got a letter from my friend, brief but
to the point: "All quiet, old boy; come again."




THE MEREWIGS


During the time that I lived in Essex, I had the pleasure of knowing
Major Donelly, retired on half-pay, who had spent many years in India;
he was a man of great powers of observation, and possessed an
inexhaustible fund of information of the most valuable quality, which he
was ready to communicate to his intimates, among whom was I.

Major Donelly is now no more, and the world is thereby the poorer. Major
Donelly took an interest in everything--anthropology, mechanics,
archaeology, physical science, natural history, the stock market,
politics. In fact, it was not possible in conversation to broach a
subject with which he was wholly unacquainted, and concerning which he
was not desirous of acquiring further information. A man of this
description is not to be held by lightly. I grappled him to my heart.

One day when we were taking a constitutional walk together, I casually
mentioned the "Red Hills." He had never heard of them, inquired, and I
told him what little I knew on the matter. The Red Hills are mounds of
burnt clay of a brick-red colour, found at intervals along the fringe of
the marshes on the east coast. Of the date of their formation and the
purpose they were destined to discharge, nothing has been certainly
ascertained. Theories have been formed, and have been held to with
tenacity, but these are unsupported by sound evidence. And yet, one
would have supposed that these mysterious mounds would have been
subjected to a careful scientific exploration to determine by the
discovery of flint tools, potsherds, or coins to what epoch they belong,
and that some clue should be discovered as to their purport. But at the
time when I was in Essex, no such study had been attempted; whether any
has been undertaken since I am unable to say.

I mentioned to Donelly some of the suppositions offered as to the origin
of these Red Hills; that they represented salt-making works, that they
were funereal erections, that they were artificial bases for the huts of
fishers.

"That is it," said the major, "no doubt about it. To keep off the ague.
Do you not know that burnt clay is a sure protection against ague, which
was the curse of the Essex marsh land? In Central Africa, in the
districts that lie low and there is morass, the natives are quite aware
of the fact, and systematically form a bed of burnt clay as a platform
on which to erect their hovels. Now look here, my dear friend, I'd most
uncommonly like to take a boat along with you, and explore both sides of
the Blackwater to begin with, and its inlets, and to tick down on the
ordnance map every red hill we can find."

"I am quite ready," I replied. "There is one thing to remember. A vast
number of these hills have been ploughed down, but you can certainly
detect where they were by the colour of the soil."

Accordingly, on the next fine day we engaged a boat--not a rower--for we
could manage it between us, and started on our expedition.

The country around the Blackwater is flat, and the land slides into the
sea and river with so slight an incline, that a good extent of debatable
ground exists, which may be reckoned as belonging to both. Vast marshes
are found occasionally flooded, covered with the wild lavender, and in
June flushed with the seathrift. They nourish a coarse grass, and a
bastard samphire. These marshes are threaded, cobweb fashion, by myriads
of lines of water and mud that intercommunicate. Woe to the man who
either stumbles into, or in jumping falls into, one of these breaks in
the surface of land. He sinks to his waist in mud. At certain times,
when no high tides are expected, sheep are driven upon these marshes and
thrive. They manage to leap the runnels, and the shepherd is aware when
danger threatens, and they must be driven off.

Nearer the mainland are dykes thrown up, none know when, to reclaim
certain tracts of soil, and on the land side are invariably stagnant
ditches, where mosquitoes breed in myriads. Further up grow oak trees,
and in summer to these the mosquitoes betake themselves in swarms, and
may be seen in the evening swaying in such dense clouds above the trees
that these latter seem to be on fire and smoking. Major Donelly and I
leisurely paddled about, running into creeks, leaving our boat,
identifying our position on the map, and marking in the position of such
red hills or their traces as we lighted on.

Major Donelly and I pretty well explored the left bank up to a certain
point, when he proposed that we should push across to the other.

"I should advise doing thoroughly the upper reach of the Blackwater,"
said he, "and we shall then have completed one section."

"All right," I responded, and we turned the boat's head to cross.
Unhappily, we had not calculated that the estuary was full of mudbanks.
Moreover, the tide was ebbing, and before very long we grounded.

"Confound it!" said the major, "we are on a mudbank. What a fix we are
in."

We laboured with the oars to thrust off, but could touch no solid
ground, to obtain purchase sufficient for our purpose.

Then said Donelly: "The only thing to be done is for one of us to step
onto the bank and thrust the boat off. I will do that. I have on an old
shabby pair of trousers that don't matter."

"No, indeed, you shall not. I will go," and at the word I sprang
overboard. But the major had jumped simultaneously, and simultaneously
we sank in the horrible slime. It had the consistency of spinach. I do
not mean such as English cooks send us to table, half-mashed and often
gritty, but the spinach as served at a French table d'hote, that has
been pulped through a fine hair sieve. And what is more, it apparently
had no bottom. For aught I know it might go down a mile in depth towards
the centre of the globe, and it stank abominably. We both clung to the
sides of the boat to save ourselves from sinking altogether.

There we were, one on each side, clinging to the bulwarks and looking at
one another. For a moment or two neither spoke. Donelly was the first to
recover his presence of mind, and after wiping his mouth on the gunwale
from the mud that had squirted over it, he said: "Can you get out?"

"Hardly," said I.

We tugged at the boat, it squelched about, splashing the slime over us,
till it plastered our heads and faces and covered our hands.

"This will never do," said he. "We must get in together, and by
instalments. Look here! when I say 'three,' throw in your left leg if
you can get it out of the mud."

"I will do my best."

"And," he said further, "we must do so both at the same moment. Now,
don't be a sneak and try to get in your body whilst I am putting in my
leg, or you will upset the boat."

"I never was a sneak," I retorted angrily, "and I certainly will not be
one in what may be the throes of death."

"All right," said the major. "One--two--three!"

Instantly both of us drew our left legs out of the mud, and projected
them over the sides into the boat.

"How are you?" asked he. "Got your leg in all right?"

"All but my boot," I replied, "and that has been sucked off my foot."

"Oh, bother the boot," said the major, "so long as your leg is safe
within, and has not been sucked off. That would have disturbed the
equipoise. Now then--next we must have our trunks and right legs within.
Take a long breath, and wait till I call 'three.'"

We paused, panting with the strain; then Donelly, in a stentorian voice,
shouted: "One--two--three!"

Instantly we writhed and strained, and finally, after a convulsive
effort, both were landed in the bottom of the boat. We picked ourselves
up and seated ourselves, each on one bulwark, looking at one another.

We were covered with the foul slime from head to foot, our clothes were
caked, so were our hands and faces. But we were secure.

"Here," said Donelly, "we shall have to remain for six hours till the
tide flows, and the boat is lifted. It is of no earthly use for us to
shout for help. Even if our calls were heard, no one could come out to
us. Here, then, we stick and must make the best of it. Happily the sun
is hot, and will cake the mud about us, and then we can pick off some of
it."

The prospect was not inviting. But I saw no means of escape.

Presently Donelly said: "It is good that we brought our luncheon with
us, and above all some whisky, which is the staff of life. Look here, my
dear fellow. I wish it were possible to get this stinking stuff off our
hands and faces; it smells like the scouring poured down the sink in
Satan's own back kitchen. Is there not a bottle of claret in the
basket?"

"Yes, I put one in."

"Then," said he, "the best use we can put it to is to wash our faces and
hands in it. Claret is poor drink, and there is the whisky to fall back
on."

"The water has all ebbed away," I remarked "We cannot clean ourselves in
that."

"Then uncork the _Saint Julien_."

There was really no help for it. The smell of the mud was disgusting,
and it turned one's stomach. So I pulled out the cork, and we performed
our ablutions in the claret.

That done, we returned to our seats on the gunwale, one on each side,
and looked sadly at one another. Six hours! That was an interminable
time to spend on a mudflat in the Blackwater. Neither of us was much
inclined to speak. After the lapse of a quarter of an hour, the major
proposed refreshments. Accordingly we crept together into the bottom of
the boat and there discussed the contents of the hamper, and we
certainly did full justice to the whisky bottle. For we were wet to the
skin, and beplastered from head to foot in the ill-savoured mud.

When we had done the chicken and ham, and drained the whisky jar, we
returned to our several positions _vis-a-vis_. It was essential that the
balance of the boat should be maintained.

Major Donelly was now in a communicative mood.

"I will say this," observed he; "that you are the best-informed and most
agreeable man I have met with in Colchester and Chelmsford."

I would not record this remark but for what it led up to.

I replied--I dare say I blushed--but the claret in my face made it red,
anyhow. I replied: "You flatter me."

"Not at all. I always say what I think. You have plenty of information,
and you'll grow your wings, and put on rainbow colours."

"What on earth do you mean?" I inquired.

"Do you not know," said he, "that we shall all of us, some day, develop
wings? Grow into angels! What do you suppose that ethereal pinions
spring out of? They do not develop out of nothing. Ex nihilo nihil fit.
You cannot think that they are the ultimate produce of ham and chicken."

"Nor of whisky."

"Nor of whisky," he repeated. "You know it is so with the grub."

"Grub is ambiguous," I observed.

"I do not mean victuals, but the caterpillar. That creature spends its
short life in eating, eating, eating. Look at a cabbage-leaf, it is
riddled with holes; the grub has consumed all that vegetable matter, and
I will inform you for what purpose. It retires into its chrysalis, and
during the winter a transformation takes place, and in spring it breaks
forth as a glorious butterfly. The painted wings of the insect in its
second stage of existence are the sublimated cabbage it has devoured in
its condition of larva."

"Quite so. What has that to do with me?"

"We are also in our larva condition. But do not for a moment suppose
that the wings we shall put on with rainbow painting are the produce of
what we eat here--of ham and chicken, kidneys, beef, and the like. No,
sir, certainly not. They are fashioned out of the information we have
absorbed, the knowledge we have acquired during the first stage of
life."

"How do you know that?"

"I will tell you," he answered. "I had a remarkable experience once. It
is a rather long story, but as we have some five hours and a half to sit
here looking at one another till the tide rises and floats us, I may as
well tell you, and it will help to the laying on of the colours on your
pinions when you acquire them. You would like to hear the tale?"

"Above all things."

"There is a sort of prologue to it," he went on. "I cannot well dispense
with it as it leads up to what I particularly want to say."

"By all means let me have the prologue, if it be instructive."

"It is eminently instructive," he said. "But before I begin, just pass
me the bottle, if there is any whisky left."

"It is drained," I said.

"Well, well, it can't be helped. When I was in India, I moved from one
place to another, and I had pitched my tent in a certain spot. I had a
native servant. I forget what his real name was, and it does not matter.
I always called him Alec. He was a curious fellow, and the other
servants stood in awe of him. They thought that he saw ghosts and had
familiar dealings with the spiritual world. He was honest as natives go.
He would not allow anyone else to rob me; but, of course, he filched
things of mine himself. We are accustomed to that, and think nothing of
it. But it was a satisfaction that he kept the fingers of the others off
my property. Well, one night, when, as I have informed you, my tent was
pitched on a spot I considered eminently convenient, I slept very
uncomfortably. It was as though a centipede were crawling over me. Next
morning I spoke to Alec, and told him my experiences, and bade him
search well my mattress and the floor of my tent. A Hindu's face is
impassive, but I thought I detected in his eyes a twinkle of
understanding. Nevertheless I did not give it much thought. Next night
it was as bad, and in the morning I found my panjams slit from head to
foot. I called Alec to me and held up the garment, and said how
uncomfortable I had been. 'Ah! sahib,' said he, 'that is the doings of
Abdulhamid, the blood-thirsty scoundrel!'"

"Excuse me," I interrupted. "Did he mean the present Sultan of Turkey?"

"No, quite another, of the same name."

"I beg your pardon," I said. "But when you mentioned him as a
blood-thirsty scoundrel, I supposed it must be he."

"It was not he. It was another. Call him, if you like, the other Abdul.
But to proceed with my story."

"One inquiry more," said I. "Surely Abdulhamid cannot be a Hindu name?"

"I did not say that it was," retorted the major with a touch of asperity
in his tone. "He was doubtless a Mohammedan."

"But the name is rather Turkish or Arabic."

"I am not responsible for that; I was not his godfathers and godmothers
at his baptism. I am merely repeating what Alec told me. If you are so
captious, I shall shut up and relate no more."

"Do not take umbrage," said I. "I surely have a right to test the
quality of the material I take in, out of which my wings are to be
evolved. Go ahead; I will interrupt no further."

"Very well, then, let that be understood between us. Are you caking?"

"Slowly," I replied. "The sun is hot; I am drying up on one side of my
body."

"I think that we had best shift sides of the boat," said the major. "It
is the same with me."

Accordingly, with caution, we crossed over, and each took the seat on
the gunwale lately occupied by the other.

"There," said Donelly. "How goes the enemy? My watch got smothered in
the mud, and has stopped."

"Mine," I explained, "is plastered into my waistcoat pocket, and I
cannot get at it without messing my fingers, and there is no more claret
left for a wash; the whisky is all inside us."

"Well," said the major, "it does not matter; there is plenty of time
before us for the rest of my story. Let me see--where was I? Oh! where
Alec mentioned Abdulhamid, the inferior scoundrel, not the Sultan. Alec
went on to say that he was himself possessed of a remarkably keen scent
for blood, even though it had been shed a century before his time, and
that my tent had been pitched and my bed spread over a spot marked by a
most atrocious crime. That Abdul of whom he had made mention had been a
man steeped in crimes of the most atrocious character. Of course, he
did not come up in wickedness to his illustrious namesake, but that was
because he lacked the opportunities with which the other is so favoured.
On the very identical spot where I then was, this same bloodstained
villain had perpetrated his worst iniquity--he had murdered his father
and mother, and aunt, and his children. After that he was taken and
hanged. When his soul parted from his body, in the ordinary course it
would have entered into the shell of a scorpion or some other noxious
creature, and so have mounted through the scale of beings, by one
incarnation after another, till he attained once more to the high estate
of man."

"Excuse the interruption," said I, "but I think you intimated that this
Abdulhamid was a Mohammedan, and the sons of the Prophet do not believe
in the transmigration of souls."

"That," said Donelly, "is precisely the objection I raised to Alec. But
he told me that souls after death are not accommodated with a future
according to the creeds they hold, but according to Destiny: that
whatever a man might suppose during life as to the condition of his
future state, there was but one truth to which they would all have their
eyes opened--the truth held by the Hindus, viz. the transmigration of
souls from stage to stage, ever progressing upward to man, and then to
recommence the interminable circle of reincarnation. 'So,' said I, 'it
was Abdul in the form of a scorpion who was tickling my ribs all night.'
'No, sahib,' replied my native servant very gravely. He was too wicked
to be suffered to set his foot, so to speak, on the lowest rung of the
ladder of existences. The doom went forth against him that he must haunt
the scenes of his former crimes, till he found a man sleeping over one
of them, and on that man must be a mole, and out of that mole must grow
three hairs. These hairs he must pluck out and plant on the grave of his
final victims, and water them with his tears. And the flowing of these
first drops of penitence would enable him to pass at once into the first
stage of the circle of incarnations.' 'Why,' said I, 'that unredeemed
ruffian was mole-hunting over me the last two nights! But what do you
say to these slit panjams?' 'Sahib,' replied Alec, 'he did that with his
nails. I presume he turned you over, and ripped them so as to get at
your back and feel for the so-much-desired mole.' 'I'll have the tent
shifted,' said I. 'Nothing will induce me to sleep another night on this
accursed spot.'"

Donelly paused, and proceeded to take off some flakes of mud that had
formed on his sleeve. We really were beginning to get drier, but in
drying we stiffened, as the mud became hard about us like pie-crust.

"So far," said I, "we have had no wings."

"I am coming to them," replied the major; "I have now concluded the
prologue."

"Oh! that was the prologue, was it?"

"Yes. Have you anything against it? It was the prologue. Now I will go
on with the main substance of my story. About a year after that incident
I retired on half-pay, and returned to England. What became of Alec I
did not know, nor care a hang. I had been in England for a little over
two years, when one day I was walking along Great Russell Street, and
passing the gates of the British Museum, I noticed a Hindu standing
there, looking wretchedly cold and shabby. He had a tray containing
bangles and necklaces and gewgaws, made in Germany, which he was selling
as oriental works of art. As I passed, he saluted me, and, looking
steadily at him, I recognised Alec. 'Why, what brings you here?' I
inquired, vastly astonished. 'Sahib may well ask,' he replied. 'I came
over because I thought I might better my condition. I had heard speak of
a Psychical Research Society established in London; and with my really
extraordinary gifts, I thought that I might be of value to it, and be
taken in and paid an annuity if I supplied it continuously with
well-authenticated, first-hand ghost stories.' 'Well,' said I, 'and have
you succeeded?' 'No, sahib. I cannot find it. I have inquired after it
from several of the crossing-sweepers, and they could not inform me of
its whereabouts; and if I applied to the police, they bade me take
myself off, there was no such a thing. I should have starved, sahib, if
it had not been that I had taken to this line'; he pointed to his tray.
'Does that pay well?' I asked. He shook his head sadly. 'Very poorly. I
can live--that is all. There goes in a Merewig.' 'How many of these
rubbishy bangles can you dispose of in a day?' I inquired. 'That
depends, sahib. It varies so greatly, and the profits are very small. So
small that I can barely get along. There goes in another Merewig.'
'Where are all these things made?' I asked. 'In Germany or in
Birmingham?' 'Oh, sahib, how can I tell? I get them from a Jew dealer.
He supplies various street-hawkers. But I shall give it up--it does not
pay--and shall set up a stall and dispose of Turkish Delight. There is
always a run on that. You English have a sweet tooth. That's a Merewig,'
and he pointed to a dowdy female, with a reticule on her arm, who, at
that moment, went through the painted iron gates. 'What do you mean by
Merewigs?' said I. 'Does not sahib know?' Alec's face expressed genuine
surprise. 'If sahib will go into the great reading-room, he will see
scores of them there. It is their great London haunt; they pass in all
day, mainly in the morning--some are in very early, so soon as the
museum is open at nine o'clock. And they usually remain there all day
picking up information, acquiring knowledge.' 'You mean the students.'
'Not all the students, but a large percentage of them. I know them in a
moment. Sahib is aware that I have great gifts for the discernment of
spirits.'

"By the way," broke off Donelly, "do you understand Hindustani?"

"Not a word of it," I replied.

"I am sorry for that," said he, "because I could tell you what passed
between us so much easier in Hindustani. I am able to speak and
understand it as readily as English, and the matter I am going to relate
would come off my tongue so much easier in that language."

"You might as well speak it in Chinese. I should be none the wiser. Wait
a moment. I am cracking."

It was so. The heat of the sun was sensibly affecting my crust of mud. I
think I must have resembled a fine old painting, the varnish of which is
stained and traversed by an infinity of minute fissures, a perfect
network of cracks. I stood up and stretched myself, and split in several
places. Moreover, portions of my muddy envelope began to curl at the
edges.

"Don't be in too great a hurry to peel," advised Donelly.

"We have abundance of time still before us, and I want to proceed with
my narrative."

"Go on, then. When are we coming to the wings?"

"Directly," replied he. "Well, then--if you cannot receive what I have
to say in Hindustani, I must do my best to give you the substance of
Alec's communication in the vulgar tongue. I will epitomise it. The
Hindu went on to explain in this fashion. He informed me that with us,
Christians and white people, it is not the same as with the dusky and
the yellow races. After death we do not pass into the bodies of the
lower animals, which is a great privilege and ought to afford us immense
satisfaction. We at once progress into a higher condition of life. We
develop wings, as does the butterfly when it emerges from its condition
of grub. But the matter out of which the wings are produced is nothing
gross. They are formed, or form themselves, out of the information with
which we have filled our brains during life. We lay up, during our
mortal career here, a large amount of knowledge, of scientific,
historical, philosophic, and like acquisitions, and these form the
so-to-speak psychic pulp out of which, by an internal and mysterious
and altogether inexplicable process, the transmutation takes place into
our future wings. The more we have stored, the larger are our wings; the
more varied the nature, the more radiant and coloured is their painting.
When, at death, the brain is empty, there can be no wing-development.
Out of nothing, nothing can arise. That is a law of nature absolutely
inexorable in its application. And this is why you will never have to
regret sticking in the mud to-day, my friend. I have supplied you with
such an amount of fresh and valuable knowledge, that I believe you will
have pinions painted hereafter with peacock's eyes."

"I am most obliged to you," said I, splitting into a thousand cakes with
the emotion that agitated me.

Donelly proceeded. "I was so interested in what Alec told me, that I
said to him, 'Come along with me into the Nineveh room, and we shall be
able to thrash this matter out.' 'Ah, sahib,' he replied, 'they will not
allow me to take in my tray.' 'Very well,' said I, 'then we will find a
step before the portico, one not too much frequented by the pigeons, and
will sit there.' He agreed. But the porter at the gate demurred to
letting the Hindu through. He protested that no trafficking was allowed
on the premises. I explained that none was purposed; that the man and I
proposed a discussion on psychological topics. This seemed to content
the porter, and he suffered Alec to pass through with me. We picked out
as clean a portion of the steps as we could, and seated ourselves on it
side by side, and then the Hindu went on with what he was saying."

Donelly and I were now drying rapidly. As we sat facing each other we
must have looked very much like the chocolate men one sees in
confectioners' shops--of course, I mean on a much larger scale, and not
of the same warm tint, and, of course, also, we did not exhale the same
aromatic odour.

"When we were seated," proceeded Donelly, "I felt the cold of the stone
steps strike up into my system, and as I have had a touch or two of
lumbago since I came home, I stood up again, took a copy of the
_Standard_ out of my pocket, folded it, and placed it between myself and
the step. I did, however, pull out the inner leaf, that containing the
leaders, and presented it to Alec for the same purpose. Orientals are
insensible to kindness, and are deficient in the virtue of gratitude.
But this delicate trait of attention did touch the benighted heathen.
His lip quivered, and he became, if possible, more than ever
communicative. He nudged me with his tray and said, 'There goes out a
Merewig. I wonder why she leaves so soon?' I saw a middle-aged woman in
a gown of grey, with greasy splotches on it, and the braid unsewn at the
skirt trailing in a loop behind. 'What are the Merewigs?' I asked. I
will give you what I learned in my own words. All men and women--I
allude only to Europeans and Americans--in the first stage of their life
are bound morally, and in their own interest, to acquire and store up in
their brains as much information as these will hold, for it is out of
this that their wings will be evolved in their second stage of
existence. Of course, the more varied this information is, the better.
Men inevitably accumulate knowledge. Even if they assimilate very little
at school, yet, as young men, they necessarily take in a good deal--of
course, I exempt the mashers, who never learn anything. Even in sport
they obtain something; but in business, by reading, by association, by
travel, they go on piling up a store. You see that in common
conversation they cannot escape doing this; politics, social questions,
points of natural history, scientific discoveries form the staple of
their talk, so that the mind of a man is necessarily kept replenished.
But with women this is not the case. Young girls read nothing whatever
but novels--they might as well feed on soap-bubbles. In their
conversation with one another they twaddle, they do not talk."

"But," protested I, "in our civilised society young women associate
freely with men."

"That is true," replied he. "But to what is their dialogue limited?--to
ragging, to frivolous jokes. Men do not talk to them on rational topics,
for they know well enough that such topics do not interest girls, and
that they are wholly incapable of applying their minds to them. It is
wondered why so many Englishmen look out for American wives. That is
because the American girl takes pains to cultivate her mind, becomes a
rational and well-educated woman. She can enter into her husband's
interests, she can converse with him on almost every topic. She becomes
his companion. That the modern English girl cannot be. Her head is as
hollow as a drum. Now, if she grows up and marries, or even remains an
old maid, the case is altered; she takes to keeping poultry, she becomes
passionately fond of gardening, and she acquires a fund of information
on the habits and customs of the domestic servant. The consequence of
this is, that the vast majority of English young women who die early,
die with nothing stored up in their brains out of which the wings may be
evolved. In the larva condition they have consumed nothing that can
serve them to bring them into the higher state."

"So," said I, "we are all, you and I, in the larva condition as well as
girls."

"Quite so, we are larvae like them, only they are more so. To proceed.
When girls die, without having acquired any profitable knowledge, as you
well see, they cannot rise. They become Merewigs."

"Oh, that is Merewigs," said I, greatly astonished.

"Yes, but the Merewigs I had seen pass in and out of the British Museum,
whether to study the collections or to work in the reading-room, were
middle-aged for the most part."

"How do you explain that?" I asked.

"I give you only what I received from Alec. There are male Merewigs, but
they are few and far between, for the reasons I have given to you. I
suppose there are ninety-nine female Merewigs to one male."

"You astonish me."

"I was astonished when I learned this from Alec. Now I will tell you
something further. All the souls of the girls who have died empty-headed
in the preceding twenty-four hours in England assemble at four o'clock
every morning, or rather a few minutes before the stroke of the clock,
about the statue of Queen Anne in front of St. Paul's Cathedral, with a
possible sprinkling of male masher souls among them. At the stroke of
the clock, off the whole swarm rushes up Holborn Hill, along Oxford
Street, whither I cannot certainly say. Alec told me that it is for all
the world like the rush of an army of rats in the sewers."

"But what can that Hindu know of underground London?"

"He knows because he lodges in the house of a sewer-man, with whom he
has become on friendly terms."

"Then you do not know whither this galloping legion runs?"

"Not exactly, for Alec was not sure. But he tells me they tear away to
the great _garde-robe_ of discarded female bodies. They must get into
these, so as to make up for the past, and acquire knowledge, out of
which wings may be developed. Of course there is a scramble for these
bodies, for there are at least half a dozen applicants. At first only
the abandoned husks of old maids were given them, but the supply having
proved to be altogether inadequate, they are obliged to put up with
those of married women and widows. There was some demur as to this, but
beggars must not be choosers. And so they become Merewigs. There are
more than a sufficiency of old bachelors' outer cases hanging up in the
_garde-robe_, but the girls will not get into them at any price. Now you
understand what Merewigs are, and why they swarm in the reading-room of
the British Museum. They are there picking up information as hard as
they can pick."

"This is extremely interesting," said I, "and novel."

"I thought you would say so. How goes on the drying?"

"I have been picking off clots of clay while you have been talking."

"I hope you are interested," said Donelly.

"Interested," I replied, "is not the word for it."

"I am glad you think so," said the major; "I was intensely interested in
what Alec told me, so much so that I proposed he should come with me
into the reading-room, and point out to me such as he perceived by his
remarkable gift of discernment of spirits were actual Merewigs. But
again the difficulty of his tray was objected, and Alec further
intimated that he was missing opportunities of disposing of his trinkets
by spending so much time conversing with me. 'As to that,' said I, 'I
will buy half a dozen of your bangles and present them to my lady
friends; as coming from me, an oriental traveller, they will believe
them to be genuine----'"

"As your experiences," interpolated I.

"What do you mean by that?" he inquired sharply.

"Nothing more than this," rejoined I, "that faith is grown weak among
females nowadays."

"That is certainly true. It is becoming a sadly incredulous sex. I
further got over Alec's difficulty about the tray by saying that it
could be left in the custody of one of the officials at the entrance.
Then he consented. We passed through the swing-door and deposited the
tray with the functionary who presides over umbrellas and
walking-sticks. Then I went forward along with my Hindu towards the
reading-room. But here another hindrance arose. Alec had no ticket, and
therefore might not enter beyond the glass screen interposed between the
door and the readers. Some demur was made as to his being allowed to
remain there for any considerable time, but I got over that by means of
a little persuasion. 'Sahib,' said Alec 'I should suggest your marking
the Merewigs, so as to be able to recognise them elsewhere.' 'How can I
do that?' I inquired. 'I have here with me a piece of French chalk,' he
answered. 'You go within, sahib, and walk up and down by the tables,
behind the chairs of the readers, or around the circular cases that
contain the catalogues, and where the students are looking out for the
books they desire to consult. When you pass a female, either seated or
standing, glance towards the glass screen, and when you are by a Merewig
I will hold up my hand above the screen, and you will know her to be
one; then just scrawl a W or M, or any letter or cabalistic symbol that
occurs to you, upon her back with the French chalk. Then whenever you
meet her in the street, in society, at an A. B. C. place of refreshment,
on a railway platform, you will recognise her infallibly.' 'Not likely,'
I objected. 'Of course, so soon as she gets home, she will brush off the
mark.' 'You do not know much of the Merewigs,' he said. 'When the
spirits of those frivolous girls were in their first stage of existence,
they were most particular about their personal appearance, about the
neatness and stylishness of their dress, and the puffing and piling up
of their hair. Now all that is changed. They are so disgusted at having
to get into any unsouled body that they can lay hold of in the
_garde-robe_, such a body being usually plain in features, middle-aged,
and with no waist to speak of, or rather too ample in the waist to be
elegant, that they have abandoned all concern about dress and tidiness.
Besides, they are engrossed in the acquisition of knowledge, and the
burning desire that consumes them is to get out of these borrowed cases
as speedily as may be. Consequently, so long as they are dressed and
their hair done up anyhow, that is all they care about. As to threads,
or feathers, or French chalk marks on their clothes, they would not
think of looking for them.' Then Alec handed to me a little piece of
French chalk, such as tailors and dressmakers employ to indicate
alterations when fitting on garments. So provided, I passed wholly into
the spacious reading-room, leaving the Hindu behind the screen.

"I slowly strayed down the first line of desks and chairs, which were
fully engaged. There were many men there, with piles of books at their
sides. There were also some women. I stepped behind one, and turned my
head towards the screen, but Alec made no sign. At the second, however,
up went his hand above it, and I hastily scrawled M, on her back as she
stooped over her studies. I had time, moreover, to see what she was
engaged upon. She was working up deep-sea soundings, beginning with that
recorded by Schiller in his ballad of 'The Diver,' down to the last
scientific researches in the bottom of the Atlantic and the Pacific, and
the dredgings in the North Sea. She was engrossed in her work, and was
picking up facts at a prodigious rate. She was a woman of, I should say,
forty, with a cadaverous face, a shapeless nose, and enormous hands. Her
dress was grey, badly fitted, and her boots were even worse made. Her
hair was drawn back and knotted in a bunch behind, with the pins
sticking out. It might have been better brushed. I passed on behind her
back; the next occupants of seats were gentlemen, so I stepped to
another row of desks, and looking round saw Alec's hand go up. I was
behind a young lady in a felt hat, crunched in at top, and with a
feather at the side; she wore a pea-jacket, with large smoked buttons,
and beneath it a dull green gown, very short in the skirt, and brown
boots. Her hair was cut short like that of a man. As I halted, she
looked round, and I saw that she had hard, brown eyes, like pebbles,
without a gleam of tenderness or sympathy in them. I cannot say whether
this was due to the body she had assumed, or to the soul which had
entered into the body--whether the lack was in the organ, or in the
psychic force which employed the organ. I merely state the fact. I
looked over her shoulder to see what she was engaged upon, and found
that she was working her way diligently through Herbert Spencer. I
scored a W on her back and went on. The next Merewig I had to scribble
on was a wizen old lady, with little grey curls on the temples, very
shabby in dress, and very antiquated in costume. Her fingers were dirty
with ink, and the ink did not appear to me to be all of that day's
application. Besides, I saw that she had been rubbing her nose. I
presume it had been tickling, and she had done this with a finger still
wet with ink, so that there was a smear on her face. She was engaged on
the peerage. She had Dod, Burke, and Foster before her, and was getting
up the authentic pedigrees of our noble families and their
ramifications. I noticed with her as with the other Merewigs, that when
they had swallowed a certain amount of information they held up their
heads much like fowls after drinking.

"The next that I marked was a very thin woman of an age I was quite
unable to determine. She had a pointed nose, and was dressed in red. She
looked like a stick of sealing-wax. The gown had probably enough been
good and showy at one time, but it was ripped behind now, and the
stitches showed, besides, a little bit of what was beneath. There was a
frilling, or ruche, or tucker, about the throat that I think had been
sewn into it three weeks before. I drew a note of interrogation on her
back with my bit of French chalk. I wanted much to find out what she was
studying, but could not. She turned round and asked sharply what I was
stooping over for and breathing on the back of her neck. So I was forced
to go on to the next. This was a lady fairly well dressed in the
dingiest of colours, wearing spectacles. I believe that she wore divided
skirts, but as she did not stand up and walk, I cannot be certain. I am
particular never to make a statement of which I am not absolutely
certain. She was engaged upon the subject of the land laws in various
countries, on common land, and property in land; and she was at that
time devoting her special attention to the constitution of the Russian
_mir_, and the tenure of land under it. I scrawled on her back the
zodiacal sign for Venus, the Virgin, and went further. But when I had
marked seventeen I gave it up. I had already gone over the desks to L,
beginning backward, and that sufficed, so I returned to Alec, paid him
for the bangles, and we separated. I did, however, give him a letter to
the Secretary of the Psychical Research Society, and addressed it,
having found what I wanted in the _London Directory_, which was in the
reading-room of the British Museum. Two days later I met, by
appointment, my Hindu once more, and for the last time. He had not been
received as he had anticipated by the Psychical Research Society, and
thought of getting back to India at the first opportunity.

"It is remarkable that, a few days later, I saw in the Underground one
of those I had marked. The chalk mark was still quite distinct. She was
not in my compartment, but I noticed her as she stepped out on to the
platform at Baker Street. I suspect she was on her way to Madame
Tussaud's waxwork exhibition, to instruct her mind there. But I was more
fortunate a week later when I was at St. Albans. I had an uncle living
there from whom I had expectations, and I paid him a visit. Whilst
there, a lecture was to be given on the spectroscope, and as my
acquaintance with that remarkable invention of modern times was limited,
I resolved to go. Have you, my friend, ever taken up the subject of the
photosphere of the sun?"

"Never."

"Then let me press it upon you. It will really supply a large amount of
wing-pulp, if properly assimilated. It is a most astonishing thought
that we are able, at the remote distance at which we are from the solar
orb, to detect the various incandescent metals which go to make up the
luminous envelope of the sun. Not only so, but we are able to discover,
by the bars in the spectroscope, of what Jupiter, Saturn, and so on are
composed. What a stride astronomy has made since the days of Newton!"

"No doubt about it. But I do not want to hear about the bars, but of the
chalk marks on the Merewigs."

"Well, then, I noticed two elderly ladies sitting in the row before me,
and there--as distinctly as if sketched in only yesterday--were the
symbols I had scribbled on their backs. I did not have an opportunity of
speaking with them then; indeed, I had no introduction to them, and
could hardly take on me to address them without it. I was, however, more
successful a week or two later. There was a meeting of the Hertfordshire
Archaeological Society organised, to last a week, with excursions to
ancient Verulam and to other objects of interest in the county.
Hertfordshire is not a large county. It is, in fact, one of the smallest
in England, but it yields to none in the points of interest that it
contains, apart from the venerable abbey church that has been so
fearfully mauled and maltreated by ignorant so-called restoration. One
must really hope that the next generation, which will be more
enlightened than our own, will undo all the villainous work that has
been perpetrated to disfigure it in our own. The local secretaries and
managers had arranged for char-a-bancs and brakes to take the party
about, and men--learned, or thinking themselves to be learned, on the
several antiquities--were to deliver lectures on the spot explanatory of
what we saw. On three days there were to be evening gatherings, at which
papers would be read. You may conceive that this was a supreme
opportunity for storing the mind with information, and knowing what I
did, I resolved on taking advantage of it. I entered my name as a
subscriber to all the excursions. On the first day we went over the
remains of the old Roman city of Verulam, and were shown its plan and
walls, and further, the spot where the protomartyr of Britain passed
over the stream, and the hill on which he was martyred. Nothing could
have been more interesting and more instructive. Among those present
were three middle-aged personages of the female sex, all of whom were
chalk-marked on the back. One of these marks was somewhat effaced, as
though the lady whose gown was scored had made a faint effort to brush
it off, but had tired of the attempt and had abandoned it. The other two
scorings were quite distinct.

"On this, the first day, though I sidled up to these three Merewigs, I
did not succeed in ingratiating myself into their favour sufficiently to
converse with them. You may well understand, my friend, that such an
opportunity of getting out of them some of their Merewigian experiences
was not to be allowed to slip. On the second day I was more successful.
I managed to obtain a seat in a brake between two of them. We were to
drive to a distant spot where was a church of considerable architectural
interest.

"Well, in these excursions a sort of freemasonry exists between the
archaeologists who share in them, and no ceremonious introductions are
needed. For instance, you say to the lady next to you, 'Am I squeezing
you?' And the ice is broken. I did not, however, attempt to draw any
information from those between whom I was seated, till after luncheon, a
most sumptuous repast, with champagne, liberally given to the Society by
a gentleman of property, to whose house we drove up just about one
o'clock. There was plenty of champagne supplied, and I did not stint
myself. I felt it necessary to take in a certain amount of Dutch courage
before broaching to my companions in the brake the theme that lay near
my heart. When, however, we got into the conveyance, all in great
spirits, after the conclusion of the lunch, I turned to my right-hand
lady, and said to her: 'Well, miss, I fear it will be a long time before
you become angelic.' She turned her back upon me and made no reply.
Somewhat disconcerted, I now addressed myself to the chalk-marked lady
on my left hand, and asked: 'Have you anything at all in your head
except archaeology?' Instead of answering me in the kindly mood in which
I spoke, she began at once to enter into a lively discussion with her
neighbour on the opposite side of the carriage, and ignored me. I was
not to be done in this way. I wanted information. But, of course, I
could enter into the feelings of both. Merewigs do not like to converse
about themselves in their former stage of existence, of which they are
ashamed, nor of the efforts they are making in this transitional stage
to acquire a fund of knowledge for the purpose of ultimately discarding
their acquired bodies, and developing their ethereal wings as they pass
into the higher and nobler condition.

"We left the carriage to go to a spot about a mile off, through lanes,
muddy and rutty, for the purpose of inspecting some remarkable stones.
All the party would not walk, and the conveyances could proceed no
nearer. The more enthusiastic did go on, and I was of the number. What
further stimulated me to do so was the fact that the third Merewig, she
who had partially cleaned my scoring off her back, plucked up her
skirts, and strode ahead. I hurried after and caught her up. 'I beg your
pardon,' said I. 'You must excuse the interest I take in antiquities,
but I suppose it is a long time since you were a girl.' Of course, my
meaning was obvious; I referred to her earlier existence, before she
borrowed her present body. But she stopped abruptly, gave me a withering
look, and went back to rejoin another group of pedestrians. Ha! my
friend, I verily believe that the boat is being lifted. The tide is
flowing in."

"The tide is flowing," I said; and then added, "really, Major Donelly,
your story ought not to be confined to the narrow circle of your
intimates."

"That is true," he replied. "But my desire to make it known has been
damped by the way in which Alec was received, or rather rejected, by the
Secretary of the Society for Psychical Research."

"But I do not mean that you should tell it to the Society for Psychical
Research."

"To whom, then?"

"Tell it to the Horse Marines."




THE "BOLD VENTURE"


The little fisher-town of Portstephen comprised two strings of houses
facing each other at the bottom of a narrow valley, down which the
merest trickle of a stream decanted into the harbour. The street was so
narrow that it was at intervals alone that sufficient space was accorded
for two wheeled vehicles to pass one another, and the road-way was for
the most part so narrow that each house door was set back in the depth
of the wall, to permit the foot-passenger to step into the recess to
avoid being overrun by the wheels of a cart that ascended or descended
the street.

The inhabitants lived upon the sea and its produce. Such as were not
fishers were mariners, and but a small percentage remained that were
neither--the butcher, the baker, the smith, and the doctor; and these
also lived by the sea, for they lived upon the sailors and fishermen.

For the most part, the seafaring men were furnished with large families.
The net in which they drew children was almost as well filled as the
seine in which they trapped pilchards.

Jonas Rea, however, was an exception; he had been married for ten years,
and had but one child, and that a son.

"You've a very poor haul, Jonas," said to him his neighbour, Samuel
Carnsew; "I've been married so long as you and I've twelve. My wife has
had twins twice."

"It's not a poor haul for me, Samuel," replied Jonas, "I may have but
one child, but he's a buster."

Jonas had a mother alive, known as Old Betty Rea. When he married, he
had proposed that his mother, who was a widow, should live with him.
But man proposes and woman disposes. The arrangement did not commend
itself to the views of Mrs. Rea, junior--that is to say, of Jane,
Jonas's wife.

Betty had always been a managing woman. She had managed her house, her
children, and her husband; but she speedily was made aware that her
daughter-in-law refused to be managed by her.

Jane was, in her way, also a managing woman: she kept her house clean,
her husband's clothes in order, her child neat, and herself the very
pink of tidiness. She was a somewhat hard woman, much given to grumbling
and finding fault.

Jane and her mother-in-law did not come to an open and flagrant quarrel,
but the fret between them waxed intolerable; and the curtain-lectures,
of which the text and topic was Old Betty, were so frequent and so
protracted that Jonas convinced himself that there was smoother water in
the worst sea than in his own house.

He was constrained to break to his mother the unpleasant information
that she must go elsewhere; but he softened the blow by informing her
that he had secured for her residence a tiny cottage up an alley, that
consisted of two rooms only, one a kitchen, above that a bedchamber.

The old woman received the communication without annoyance. She rose to
the offer, for she had also herself considered that the situation had
become unendurable. Accordingly, with goodwill, she removed to her new
quarters, and soon made the house look keen and cosy.

But, so soon as Jane gave indications of becoming a mother, it was
agreed that Betty should attend on her daughter-in-law. To this Jane
consented. After all, Betty could not be worse than another woman, a
stranger.

And when Jane was in bed, and unable to quit it, then Betty once more
reigned supreme in the house and managed everything--even her
daughter-in-law.

But the time of Jane's lying upstairs was brief, and at the earliest
possible moment she reappeared in the kitchen, pale indeed and weak, but
resolute, and with firm hand withdrew the reins from the grasp of Betty.

In leaving her son's house, the only thing that Betty regretted was the
baby. To that she had taken a mighty affection, and she did not quit
till she had poured forth into the deaf ear of Jane a thousand
instructions as to how the babe was to be fed, clothed, and reared.

As a devoted son, Jonas never returned from sea without visiting his
mother, and when on shore saw her every day. He sat with her by the
hour, told her of all that concerned him--except about his wife--and
communicated to her all his hopes and wishes. The babe, whose name was
Peter, was a topic on which neither weaned of talking or of listening;
and often did Jonas bring the child over to be kissed and admired by his
grandmother.

Jane raised objections--the weather was cold and the child would take a
chill; grandmother was inconsiderate, and upset its stomach with
sweetstuff; it had not a tidy dress in which to be seen: but Jonas
overruled all her objections. He was a mild and yielding man, but on
this one point he was inflexible--his child should grow up to know,
love, and reverence his mother as sincerely as did he himself. And these
were delightful hours to the old woman, when she could have the infant
on her lap, croon to it, and talk to it all the delightful nonsense that
flows from the lips of a woman when caressing a child.

Moreover, when the boy was not there, Betty was knitting socks or
contriving pin-cases, or making little garments for him; and all the
small savings she could gather from the allowance made by her son, and
from the sale of some of her needlework, were devoted to the same
grandchild.

As the little fellow found his feet and was allowed to toddle, he often
wanted to "go to granny," not much to the approval of Mrs. Jane. And,
later, when he went to school, he found his way to her cottage before he
returned home so soon as his work hours in class were over. He very
early developed a love for the sea and ships.

This did not accord with Mrs. Jane's ideas; she came of a family that
had ever been on the land, and she disapproved of the sea. "But,"
remonstrated her husband, "he is my son, and I and my father and
grandfather were all of us sea-dogs, so that, naturally, my part in the
boy takes to the water."

And now an idea entered the head of Old Betty. She resolved on making a
ship for Peter. She provided herself with a stout piece of deal of
suitable size and shape, and proceeded to fashion it into the form of a
cutter, and to scoop out the interior. At this Peter assisted. After
school hours he was with his grandmother watching the process, giving
his opinion as to shape, and how the boat was to be rigged and
furnished. The aged woman had but an old knife, no proper carpentering
tools, consequently the progress made was slow. Moreover, she worked at
the ship only when Peter was by. The interest excited in the child by
the process was an attraction to her house, and it served to keep him
there. Further, when he was at home, he was being incessantly scolded by
his mother, and the preference he developed for granny's cottage caused
many a pang of jealousy in Jane's heart.

Peter was now nine years old, and remained the only child, when a sad
thing happened. One evening, when the little ship was rigged and almost
complete, after leaving his grandmother, Peter went down to the port.
There happened to be no one about, and in craning over the quay to look
into his father's boat, he overbalanced, fell in, and was drowned.

The grandmother supposed that the boy had returned home, the mother that
he was with his grandmother, and a couple of hours passed before search
for him was instituted, and the body was brought home an hour after
that. Mrs. Jane's grief at losing her child was united with resentment
against Old Betty for having drawn the child away from home, and
against her husband for having encouraged it. She poured forth the vials
of her wrath upon Jonas. He it was who had done his utmost to have the
boy killed, because he had allowed him to wander at large, and had
provided him with an excuse by allowing him to tarry with Old Betty
after leaving school, so that no one knew where he was. Had Jonas been a
reasonable man, and a docile husband, he would have insisted on Peter
returning promptly home every day, in which case this disaster would not
have occurred. "But," said Jane bitterly, "you never have considered my
feelings, and I believe you did not love Peter, and wanted to be rid of
him."

The blow to Betty was terrible; her heart-strings were wrapped about the
little fellow; and his loss was to her the eclipse of all light, the
death of all her happiness.

When Peter was in his coffin, then the old woman went to the house,
carrying the little ship. It was now complete with sails and rigging.

"Jane," said she, "I want thickey ship to be put in with Peter. 'Twere
made for he, and I can't let another have it, and I can't keep it
myself."

"Nonsense," retorted Mrs. Rea, junior. "The boat can be no use to he,
now."

"I wouldn't say that. There's naught revealed on them matters. But I'm
cruel certain that up aloft there'll be a rumpus if Peter wakes up and
don't find his ship."

"You may take it away; I'll have none of it," said Jane.

So the old woman departed, but was not disposed to accept discomfiture.
She went to the undertaker.

"Mr. Matthews, I want you to put this here boat in wi' my gran'child
Peter. It will go in fitty at his feet."

"Very sorry, ma'am, but not unless I break off the bowsprit. You see the
coffin is too narrow."

"Then put'n in sideways and longways."

"Very sorry, ma'am, but the mast is in the way. I'd be forced to break
that so as to get the lid down."

Disconcerted, the old woman retired; she would not suffer Peter's boat
to be maltreated.

On the occasion of the funeral, the grandmother appeared as one of the
principal mourners. For certain reasons, Mrs. Jane did not attend at the
church and grave.

As the procession left the house, Old Betty took her place beside her
son, and carried the boat in her hand. At the close of the service at
the grave, she said to the sexton: "I'll trouble you, John Hext, to put
this here little ship right o' top o' his coffin. I made'n for Peter,
and Peter'll expect to have'n." This was done, and not a step from the
grave would the grandmother take till the first shovelfuls had fallen on
the coffin and had partially buried the white ship.

When Granny Rea returned to her cottage, the fire was out. She seated
herself beside the dead hearth, with hands folded and the tears coursing
down her withered cheeks. Her heart was as dead and dreary as that
hearth. She had now no object in life, and she murmured a prayer that
the Lord might please to take her, that she might see her Peter sailing
his boat in paradise.

Her prayer was interrupted by the entry of Jonas, who shouted: "Mother,
we want your help again. There's Jane took bad; wi' the worrit and the
sorrow it's come on a bit earlier than she reckoned, and you're to come
along as quick as you can. 'Tisn't the Lord gave and the Lord hath taken
away, but topsy-turvy, the Lord hath taken away and is givin' again."

Betty rose at once, and went to the house with her son, and again--as
nine years previously--for a while she assumed the management of the
house; and when a baby arrived, another boy, she managed that as well.

The reign of Betty in the house of Jonas and Jane was not for long. The
mother was soon downstairs, and with her reappearance came the departure
of the grandmother.

And now began once more the same old life as had been initiated nine
years previously. The child carried to its grandmother, who dandled it,
crooned and talked to it. Then, as it grew, it was supplied with socks
and garments knitted and cut out and put together by Betty; there ensued
the visits of the toddling child, and the remonstrances of the mother.
School time arrived, and with it a break in the journey to or from
school at granny's house, to partake of bread and jam, hear stories,
and, finally, to assist at the making of a new ship.

If, with increase of years, Betty's powers had begun to fail, there had
been no corresponding decrease in energy of will. Her eyes were not so
clear as of old, nor her hearing so acute, but her hand was not
unsteady. She would this time make and rig a schooner and not a cutter.

Experience had made her more able, and she aspired to accomplish a
greater task than she had previously undertaken. It was really
remarkable how the old course was resumed almost in every particular.
But the new grandson was called Jonas, like his father, and Old Betty
loved him, if possible, with a more intense love than had been given to
the first child. He closely resembled his father, and to her it was a
renewal of her life long ago, when she nursed and cared for the first
Jonas. And, if possible, Jane became more jealous of the aged woman, who
was drawing to her so large a portion of her child's affection. The
schooner was nearly complete. It was somewhat rude, having been worked
with no better tool than a penknife, and its masts being made of
knitting-pins.

On the day before little Jonas's ninth birthday, Betty carried the ship
to the painter.

"Mr. Elway," said she, "there be one thing I do want your help in. I
cannot put the name on the vessel. I can't fashion the letters, and I
want you to do it for me."

"All right, ma'am. What name?"

"Well, now," said she, "my husband, the father of Jonas, and the
grandfather of the little Jonas, he always sailed in a schooner, and the
ship was the _Bold Venture_."

"The _Bonaventura_, I think. I remember her."

"I'm sure she was the _Bold Venture_."

"I think not, Mrs. Rea."

"It must have been the _Bold Venture_ or _Bold Adventurer_. What sense
is there in such a name as _Boneventure_? I never heard of no such
venture, unless it were that of Jack Smithson, who jumped out of a
garret window, and sure enough he broke a bone of his leg. No, Mr.
Elway, I'll have her entitled the _Bold Venture_."

"I'll not gainsay you. _Bold Venture_ she shall be."

Then the painter very dexterously and daintily put the name in black
paint on the white strip at the stern.

"Will it be dry by to-morrow?" asked the old woman. "That's the little
lad's birthday, and I promised to have his schooner ready for him to
sail her then."

"I've put dryers in the paint," answered Mr. Elway, "and you may reckon
it will be right for to-morrow."

That night Betty was unable to sleep, so eager was she for the day when
the little boy would attain his ninth year and become the possessor of
the beautiful ship she had fashioned for him with her own hands, and on
which, in fact, she had been engaged for more than a twelvemonth.

Nor was she able to eat her simple breakfast and noonday meal, so
thrilled was her old heart with love for the child and expectation of
his delight when the _Bold Venture_ was made over to him as his own.

She heard his little feet on the cobblestones of the alley: he came on,
dancing, jumping, fidgeted at the lock, threw the door open and burst in
with a shout--

"See! see, granny! my new ship! Mother has give it me. A real
frigate--with three masts, all red and green, and cost her seven
shillings at Camelot Fair yesterday." He bore aloft a very magnificent
toy ship. It had pennants at the mast-top and a flag at stern. "Granny!
look! look! ain't she a beauty? Now I shan't want your drashy old
schooner when I have my grand new frigate."

"Won't you have your ship--the _Bold Venture_?"

"No, granny; chuck it away. It's a shabby bit o' rubbish, mother says;
and see! there's a brass cannon, a real cannon that will go off with a
bang, on my frigate. Ain't it a beauty?"

"Oh, Jonas! look at the _Bold Venture_!"

"No, granny, I can't stay. I want to be off and swim my beautiful
seven-shilling ship."

Then he dashed away as boisterous as he had dashed in, and forgot to
shut the door. It was evening when the elder Jonas returned home, and he
was welcomed by his son with exclamations of delight, and was shown the
new ship.

"But, daddy, her won't sail; over her will flop in the water."

"There is no lead on the keel," remarked the father. "The vessel is
built for show only."

Then he walked away to his mother's cottage. He was vexed. He knew that
his wife had bought the toy with the deliberate intent of disappointing
and wounding her mother-in-law; and he was afraid that he would find the
old lady deeply mortified and incensed. As he entered the dingy lane, he
noticed that her door was partly open.

The aged woman was on the seat by the table at the window, lying forward
clasping the ship, and the two masts were run through her white hair;
her head rested, partly on the new ship and partly on the table.

"Mother!" said he. "Mother!"

There was no answer.

The feeble old heart had given way under the blow, and had ceased to
beat.

       *       *       *       *       *

I was accustomed, a few summers past, to spend a couple of months at
Portstephen. Jonas Rea took me often in his boat, either mackerel
fishing, or on excursions to the islets off the coast, in quest of wild
birds. We became familiar, and I would now and then spend an evening
with him in his cottage, and talk about the sea, and the chances of a
harbour of refuge being made at Portstephen, and sometimes we spoke of
our own family affairs. Thus it was that, little by little, the story of
the ship _Bold Venture_ was told me.

Mrs. Jane was no more in the house.

"It's a curious thing," said Jonas Rea, "but the first ship my mother
made was no sooner done than my boy Peter died, and when she made
another, with two masts, as soon as ever it was finished she died
herself, and shortly after my wife, Jane, who took a chill at mother's
funeral. It settled on her chest, and she died in a fortnight."

"Is that the boat?" I inquired, pointing to a glass case on a cupboard,
in which was a rudely executed schooner.

"That's her," replied Jonas; "and I'd like you to have a look close at
her."

I walked to the cupboard and looked.

"Do you see anything particular?" asked the fisherman.

"I can't say that I do."

"Look at her masthead. What is there?"

After a pause I said: "There is a grey hair, that is all, like a
pennant."

"I mean that," said Jonas. "I can't say whether my old mother put a hair
from her white head there for the purpose, or whether it caught and
fixed itself when she fell forward clasping the boat, and the masts and
spars and shrouds were all tangled in her hair. Anyhow, there it be, and
that's one reason why I've had the _Bold Venture_ put in a glass
case--that the white hair may never by no chance get brushed away from
it. Now, look again. Do you see nothing more?"

"Can't say I do."

"Look at the bows."

I did so. Presently I remarked: "I see nothing except, perhaps, some
bruises, and a little bit of red paint."

"Ah! that's it, and where did the red paint come from?"

I was, of course, quite unable to suggest an explanation.

Presently, after Mr. Rea had waited--as if to draw from me the answer he
expected--he said: "Well, no, I reckon you can't tell. It was thus. When
mother died, I brought the _Bold Venture_ here and set her where she is
now, on the cupboard, and Jonas, he had set the new ship, all red and
green, the _Saucy Jane_ it was called, on the bureau. Will you believe
me, next morning when I came downstairs the frigate was on the floor,
and some of her spars broken and all the rigging in a muddle."

"There was no lead on the bottom. It fell down."

"It was not once that happened. It came to the same thing every night;
and what is more, the _Bold Venture_ began to show signs of having
fouled her."

"How so?"

"Run against her. She had bruises, and had brought away some of the
paint of the _Saucy Jane_. Every morning the frigate, if she were'nt on
the floor, were rammed into a corner, and battered as if she'd been in a
bad sea."

"But it is impossible."

"Of course, lots o' things is impossible, but they happen all the same."

"Well, what next?"

"Jane, she was ill, and took wus and wus, and just as she got wus so it
took wus as well with the _Saucy Jane_. And on the night she died, I
reckon that there was a reg'lar pitched sea-fight."

"But not at sea."

"Well, no; but the frigate seemed to have been rammed, and she was on
the floor and split from stem to stern."

"And, pray, has the _Bold Venture_ made no attempt since? The glass case
is not broken."

"There's been no occasion. I chucked what remained of the _Saucy Jane_
into the fire."




MUSTAPHA


I

Among the many hangers-on at the Hotel de l'Europe at
Luxor--donkey-boys, porters, guides, antiquity dealers--was one, a young
man named Mustapha, who proved a general favourite.

I spent three winters at Luxor, partly for my health, partly for
pleasure, mainly to make artistic studies, as I am by profession a
painter. So I came to know Mustapha fairly well in three stages, during
those three winters.

When first I made his acquaintance he was in the transition condition
from boyhood to manhood. He had an intelligent face, with bright eyes, a
skin soft as brown silk, with a velvety hue on it. His features were
regular, and if his face was a little too round to quite satisfy an
English artistic eye, yet this was a peculiarity to which one soon
became accustomed. He was unflaggingly good-natured and obliging. A
mongrel, no doubt, he was; Arab and native Egyptian blood were mingled
in his veins. But the result was happy; he combined the patience and
gentleness of the child of Mizraim with the energy and pluck of the son
of the desert.

Mustapha had been a donkey-boy, but had risen a stage higher, and
looked, as the object of his supreme ambition, to become some day a
dragoman, and blaze like one of these gilded beetles in lace and chains,
rings and weapons. To become a dragoman--one of the most obsequious of
men till engaged, one of the veriest tyrants when engaged--to what
higher could an Egyptian boy aspire?

To become a dragoman means to go in broadcloth and with gold chains when
his fellows are half naked; to lounge and twist the moustache when his
kinsfolk are toiling under the water-buckets; to be able to extort
backsheesh from all the tradesmen to whom he can introduce a master; to
do nothing himself and make others work for him; to be able to look to
purchase two, three, even four wives when his father contented himself
with one; to soar out of the region of native virtues into that of
foreign vices; to be superior to all instilled prejudices against
spirits and wine--that is the ideal set before young Egypt through
contact with the English and the American tourist.

We all liked Mustapha. No one had a bad word to say of him. Some pious
individuals rejoiced to see that he had broken with the Koran, as if
this were a first step towards taking up with the Bible. A free-thinking
professor was glad to find that Mustapha had emancipated himself from
some of those shackles which religion places on august, divine humanity,
and that by getting drunk he gave pledge that he had risen into a sphere
of pure emancipation, which eventuates in ideal perfection.

As I made my studies I engaged Mustapha to carry my easel and canvas, or
camp-stool. I was glad to have him as a study, to make him stand by a
wall or sit on a pillar that was prostrate, as artistic exigencies
required. He was always ready to accompany me. There was an
understanding between us that when a drove of tourists came to Luxor he
might leave me for the day to pick up what he could then from the
natural prey; but I found him not always keen to be off duty to me.
Though he could get more from the occasional visitor than from me, he
was above the ravenous appetite for backsheesh which consumed his
fellows.

He who has much to do with the native Egyptian will have discovered
that there are in him a fund of kindliness and a treasure of good
qualities. He is delighted to be treated with humanity, pleased to be
noticed, and ready to repay attention with touching gratitude. He is by
no means as rapacious for backsheesh as the passing traveller supposes;
he is shrewd to distinguish between man and man; likes this one, and
will do anything for him unrewarded, and will do naught for another for
any bribe.

The Egyptian is now in a transitional state. If it be quite true that
the touch of England is restoring life to his crippled limbs, and the
voice of England bidding him rise up and walk, there are occasions on
which association with Englishmen is a disadvantage to him. Such an
instance is that of poor, good Mustapha.

It was not my place to caution Mustapha against the pernicious
influences to which he was subjected, and, to speak plainly, I did not
know what line to adopt, on what ground to take my stand, if I did. He
was breaking with the old life, and taking up with what was new,
retaining of the old only what was bad in it, and acquiring of the new
none of its good parts. Civilisation--European civilisation--is
excellent, but cannot be swallowed at a gulp, nor does it wholly suit
the oriental digestion.

That which impelled Mustapha still further in his course was the
attitude assumed towards him by his own relatives and the natives of his
own village. They were strict Moslems, and they regarded him as one on
the highway to becoming a renegade. They treated him with mistrust,
showed him aversion, and loaded him with reproaches. Mustapha had a high
spirit, and he resented rebuke. Let his fellows grumble and objurgate,
said he; they would cringe to him when he became a dragoman, with his
pockets stuffed with piastres.

There was in our hotel, the second winter, a young fellow of the name of
Jameson, a man with plenty of money, superficial good nature, little
intellect, very conceited and egotistic, and this fellow was Mustapha's
evil genius. It was Jameson's delight to encourage Mustapha in drinking
and gambling. Time hung heavy on his hands. He cared nothing for
hieroglyphics, scenery bored him, antiquities, art, had no charm for
him. Natural history presented to him no attraction, and the only
amusement level with his mental faculties was that of hoaxing natives,
or breaking down their religious prejudices.

Matters were in this condition as regarded Mustapha, when an incident
occurred during my second winter at Luxor that completely altered the
tenor of Mustapha's life.

One night a fire broke out in the nearest village. It originated in a
mud hovel belonging to a fellah; his wife had spilled some oil on the
hearth, and the flames leaping up had caught the low thatch, which
immediately burst into a blaze. A wind was blowing from the direction of
the Arabian desert, and it carried the flames and ignited the thatch
before it on other roofs; the conflagration spread, and the whole
village was menaced with destruction. The greatest excitement and alarm
prevailed. The inhabitants lost their heads. Men ran about rescuing from
their hovels their only treasures--old sardine tins and empty marmalade
pots; women wailed, children sobbed; no one made any attempt to stay the
fire; and, above all, were heard the screams of the woman whose
incaution had caused the mischief, and who was being beaten unmercifully
by her husband.

The few English in the hotel came on the scene, and with their
instinctive energy and system set to work to organise a corps and subdue
the flames. The women and girls who were rescued from the menaced
hovels, or plucked out of those already on fire, were in many cases
unveiled, and so it came to pass that Mustapha, who, under English
direction, was ablest and most vigorous in his efforts to stop the
conflagration, met his fate in the shape of the daughter of Ibraim the
Farrier.

By the light of the flames he saw her, and at once resolved to make that
fair girl his wife.

No reasonable obstacle intervened, so thought Mustapha. He had amassed a
sufficient sum to entitle him to buy a wife and set up a household of
his own. A house consists of four mud walls and a low thatch, and
housekeeping in an Egyptian house is as elementary and economical as the
domestic architecture. The maintenance of a wife and family is not
costly after the first outlay, which consists in indemnifying the father
for the expense to which he has been put in rearing a daughter.

The ceremony of courting is also elementary, and the addresses of the
suitor are not paid to the bride, but to her father, and not in person
by the candidate, but by an intermediary.

Mustapha negotiated with a friend, a fellow hanger-on at the hotel, to
open proceedings with the farrier. He was to represent to the worthy man
that the suitor entertained the most ardent admiration for the virtues
of Ibraim personally, that he was inspired with but one ambition, which
was alliance with so distinguished a family as his. He was to assure the
father of the damsel that Mustapha undertook to proclaim through Upper
and Lower Egypt, in the ears of Egyptians, Arabs, and Europeans, that
Ibraim was the most remarkable man that ever existed for solidity of
judgment, excellence of parts, uprightness of dealing, nobility of
sentiment, strictness in observance of the precepts of the Koran, and
that finally Mustapha was anxious to indemnify this same paragon of
genius and virtue for his condescension in having cared to breed and
clothe and feed for several years a certain girl, his daughter, if
Mustapha might have that daughter as his wife. Not that he cared for the
daughter in herself, but as a means whereby he might have the honour of
entering into alliance with one so distinguished and so esteemed of
Allah as Ibraim the Farrier.

To the infinite surprise of the intermediary, and to the no less
surprise and mortification of the suitor, Mustapha was refused. He was a
bad Moslem. Ibraim would have no alliance with one who had turned his
back on the Prophet and drunk bottled beer.

Till this moment Mustapha had not realised how great was the alienation
between his fellows and himself--what a barrier he had set up between
himself and the men of his own blood. The refusal of his suit struck the
young man to the quick. He had known and played with the farrier's
daughter in childhood, till she had come of age to veil her face; now
that he had seen her in her ripe charms, his heart was deeply stirred
and engaged. He entered into himself, and going to the mosque he there
made a solemn vow that if he ever touched wine, ale, or spirits again he
would cut his throat, and he sent word to Ibraim that he had done so,
and begged that he would not dispose of his daughter and finally reject
him till he had seen how that he who had turned in thought and manner of
life from the Prophet would return with firm resolution to the right
way.


II

From this time Mustapha changed his conduct. He was obliging and
attentive as before, ready to exert himself to do for me what I wanted,
ready also to extort money from the ordinary tourist for doing nothing,
to go with me and carry my tools when I went forth painting, and to joke
and laugh with Jameson; but, unless he were unavoidably detained, he
said his prayers five times daily in the mosque, and no inducement
whatever would make him touch anything save sherbet, milk, or water.

Mustapha had no easy time of it. The strict Mohammedans mistrusted this
sudden conversion, and believed that he was playing a part. Ibraim gave
him no encouragement. His relatives maintained their reserve and
stiffness towards him.

His companions, moreover, who were in the transitional stage, and those
who had completely shaken off all faith in Allah and trust in the
Prophet and respect for the Koran, were incensed at his desertion. He
was ridiculed, insulted; he was waylaid and beaten. The young fellows
mimicked him, the elder scoffed at him.

Jameson took his change to heart, and laid himself out to bring him out
of his pot of scruples.

"Mustapha ain't any sport at all now," said he. "I'm hanged if he has
another para from me." He offered him bribes in gold, he united with the
others in ridicule, he turned his back on him, and refused to employ
him. Nothing availed. Mustapha was respectful, courteous, obliging as
before, but he had returned, he said, to the faith and rule of life in
which he had been brought up, and he would never again leave it.

"I have sworn," said he, "that if I do I will cut my throat."

I had been, perhaps, negligent in cautioning the young fellow the first
winter that I knew him against the harm likely to be done him by taking
up with European habits contrary to his law and the feelings and
prejudices of his people. Now, however, I had no hesitation in
expressing to him the satisfaction I felt at the courageous and
determined manner in which he had broken with acquired habits that could
do him no good. For one thing, we were now better acquaintances, and I
felt that as one who had known him for more than a few months in the
winter, I had a good right to speak. And, again, it is always easier or
pleasanter to praise than to reprimand.

One day when sketching I cut my pencil with a pruning-knife I happened
to have in my pocket; my proper knife of many blades had been left
behind by misadventure.

Mustapha noticed the knife and admired it, and asked if it had cost a
great sum.

"Not at all," I answered. "I did not even buy it. It was given me. I
ordered some flower seeds from a seeds-man, and when he sent me the
consignment he included this knife in the case as a present. It is not
worth more than a shilling in England."

He turned it about, with looks of admiration.

"It is just the sort that would suit me," he said. "I know your other
knife with many blades. It is very fine, but it is too small. I do not
want it to cut pencils. It has other things in it, a hook for taking
stones from a horse's hoof, a pair of tweezers for removing hairs. I do
not want such, but a knife such as this, with such a curve, is just the
thing."

"Then you shall have it," said I. "You are welcome. It was for rough
work only that I brought the knife to Egypt with me."

I finished a painting that winter that gave me real satisfaction. It was
of the great court of the temple of Luxor by evening light, with the
last red glare of the sun over the distant desert hills, and the eastern
sky above of a purple depth. What colours I used! the intensest on my
palette, and yet fell short of the effect.

The picture was in the Academy, was well hung, abominably represented in
one of the illustrated guides to the galleries, as a blotch, by some
sort of photographic process on gelatine; my picture sold, which
concerned me most of all, and not only did it sell at a respectable
figure, but it also brought me two or three orders for Egyptian
pictures. So many English and Americans go up the Nile, and carry away
with them pleasant reminiscences of the Land of the Pharaohs, that when
in England they are fain to buy pictures which shall remind them of
scenes in that land.

I returned to my hotel at Luxor in November, to spend there a third
winter. The fellaheen about there saluted me as a friend with an
affectionate delight, which I am quite certain was not assumed, as they
got nothing out of me save kindly salutations. I had the Egyptian fever
on me, which, when once acquired, is not to be shaken off--an enthusiasm
for everything Egyptian, the antiquities, the history of the Pharaohs,
the very desert, the brown Nile, the desolate hill ranges, the ever blue
sky, the marvellous colorations at rise and set of sun, and last, but
not least, the prosperity of the poor peasants.

I am quite certain that the very warmest welcome accorded to me was from
Mustapha, and almost the first words he said to me on my meeting him
again were: "I have been very good. I say my prayers. I drink no wine,
and Ibraim will give me his daughter in the second Iomada--what you call
January."

"Not before, Mustapha?"

"No, sir; he says I must be tried for one whole year, and he is right."

"Then soon after Christmas you will be happy!"

"I have got a house and made it ready. Yes. After Christmas there will
be one very happy man--one very, very happy man in Egypt, and that will
be your humble servant, Mustapha."


III

We were a pleasant party at Luxor, this third winter, not numerous, but
for the most part of congenial tastes. For the most part we were keen on
hieroglyphics, we admired Queen Hatasou and we hated Rameses II. We
could distinguish the artistic work of one dynasty from that of another.
We were learned on cartouches, and flourished our knowledge before the
tourists dropping in.

One of those staying in the hotel was an Oxford don, very good company,
interested in everything, and able to talk well on everything--I mean
everything more or less remotely connected with Egypt. Another was a
young fellow who had been an attache at Berlin, but was out of
health--nothing organic the matter with his lungs, but they were weak.
He was keen on the political situation, and very anti-Gallican, as every
man who has been in Egypt naturally is, who is not a Frenchman.

There was also staying in the hotel an American lady, fresh and
delightful, whose mind and conversation twinkled like frost crystals in
the sun, a woman full of good-humour, of the most generous sympathies,
and so droll that she kept us ever amused.

And, alas! Jameson was back again, not entering into any of our
pursuits, not understanding our little jokes, not at all content to be
there. He grumbled at the food--and, indeed, that might have been
better; at the monotony of the life at Luxor, at his London doctor for
putting the veto on Cairo because of its drainage, or rather the absence
of all drainage. I really think we did our utmost to draw Jameson into
our circle, to amuse him, to interest him in something; but one by one
we gave him up, and the last to do this was the little American lady.

From the outset he had attacked Mustapha, and endeavoured to persuade
him to shake off his "squeamish nonsense," as Jameson called his
resolve. "I'll tell you what it is, old fellow," he said, "life isn't
worth living without good liquor, and as for that blessed Prophet of
yours, he showed he was a fool when he put a bar on drinks."

But as Mustapha was not pliable he gave him up. "He's become just as
great a bore as that old Rameses," said he. "I'm sick of the whole
concern, and I don't think anything of fresh dates, that you fellows
make such a fuss about. As for that stupid old Nile--there ain't a fish
worth eating comes out of it. And those old Egyptians were arrant
humbugs. I haven't seen a lotus since I came here, and they made such a
fuss about them too."

The little American lady was not weary of asking questions relative to
English home life, and especially to country-house living and
amusements.

"Oh, my dear!" said she, "I would give my ears to spend a Christmas in
the fine old fashion in a good ancient manor-house in the country."

"There is nothing remarkable in that," said an English lady.

"Not to you, maybe; but there would be to us. What we read of and make
pictures of in our fancies, that is what you live. Your facts are our
fairy tales. Look at your hunting."

"That, if you like, is fun," threw in Jameson. "But I don't myself think
anything save Luxor can be a bigger bore than country-house life at
Christmas time--when all the boys are back from school."

"With us," said the little American, "our sportsmen dress in pink like
yours--the whole thing--and canter after a bag of anise seed that is
trailed before them."

"Why do they not import foxes?"

"Because a fox would not keep to the road. Our farmers object pretty
freely to trespass; so the hunting must of necessity be done on the
highway, and the game is but a bag of anise seed. I would like to see an
English meet and a run."

This subject was thrashed out after having been prolonged unduly for the
sake of Jameson.

"Oh, dear me!" said the Yankee lady. "If but that chef could be
persuaded to give us plum-puddings for Christmas, I would try to think I
was in England."

"Plum-pudding is exploded," said Jameson. "Only children ask for it now.
A good trifle or a tipsy-cake is much more to my taste; but this hanged
cook here can give us nothing but his blooming custard pudding and burnt
sugar."

"I do not think it would be wise to let him attempt a plum-pudding,"
said the English lady. "But if we can persuade him to permit me I will
mix and make the pudding, and then he cannot go far wrong in the boiling
and dishing up."

"That is the only thing wanting to make me perfectly happy," said the
American. "I'll confront monsieur. I am sure I can talk him into a good
humour, and we shall have our plum-pudding."

No one has yet been found, I do believe, who could resist that little
woman. She carried everything before her. The cook placed himself and
all his culinary apparatus at her feet. We took part in the stoning of
the raisins, and the washing of the currants, even the chopping of the
suet; we stirred the pudding, threw in sixpence apiece, and a ring, and
then it was tied up in a cloth, and set aside to be boiled. Christmas
Day came, and the English chaplain preached us a practical sermon on
"Goodwill towards men." That was his text, and his sermon was but a
swelling out of the words just as rice is swelled to thrice its size by
boiling.

We dined. There was an attempt at roast beef--it was more like baked
leather. The event of the dinner was to be the bringing in and eating of
the plum-pudding.

Surely all would be perfect. We could answer for the materials and the
mixing. The English lady could guarantee the boiling. She had seen the
plum-pudding "on the boil," and had given strict injunctions as to the
length of time during which it was to boil.

But, alas! the pudding was not right when brought on the table. It was
not enveloped in lambent blue flame--it was not crackling in the burning
brandy. It was sent in dry, and the brandy arrived separate in a white
sauce-boat, hot indeed, and sugared, but not on fire.

There ensued outcries of disappointment. Attempts were made to redress
the mistake by setting fire to the brandy in a spoon, but the spoon was
cold. The flame would not catch, and finally, with a sigh, we had to
take our plum-pudding as served.

"I say, chaplain!" exclaimed Jameson, "practice is better than precept,
is it not?"

"To be sure it is."

"You gave us a deuced good sermon. It was short, as it ought to be; but
I'll go better on it, I'll practise where you preached, and have larks,
too!"

Then Jameson started from table with a plate of plum-pudding in one hand
and the sauce-boat in the other. "By Jove!" he said, "I'll teach these
fellows to open their eyes. I'll show them that we know how to feed. We
can't turn out scarabs and cartouches in England, that are no good to
anyone, but we can produce the finest roast beef in the world, and do a
thing or two in puddings."

And he left the room.

We paid no heed to anything Jameson said or did. We were rather relieved
that he was out of the room, and did not concern ourselves about the
"larks" he promised himself, and which we were quite certain would be as
insipid as were the quails of the Israelites.

In ten minutes he was back, laughing and red in the face.

"I've had splitting fun," he said. "You should have been there."

"Where, Jameson?"

"Why, outside. There were a lot of old moolahs and other hoky-pokies
sitting and contemplating the setting sun and all that sort of thing,
and I gave Mustapha the pudding. I told him I wished him to try our
great national English dish, on which her Majesty the Queen dines daily.
Well, he ate and enjoyed it, by George. Then I said, 'Old fellow, it's
uncommonly dry, so you must take the sauce to it.' He asked if it was
only sauce--flour and water. 'It's sauce, by Jove,' said I, 'a little
sugar to it; no bar on the sugar, Musty.' So I put the boat to his lips
and gave him a pull. By George, you should have seen his face! It was
just thundering fun. 'I've done you at last, old Musty,' I said. 'It is
best cognac.' He gave me such a look! He'd have eaten me, I believe--and
he walked away. It was just splitting fun. I wish you had been there to
see it."

I went out after dinner, to take my usual stroll along the river-bank,
and to watch the evening lights die away on the columns and obelisk. On
my return I saw at once that something had happened which had produced
commotion among the servants of the hotel. I had reached the salon
before I inquired what was the matter.

The boy who was taking the coffee round said: "Mustapha is dead. He cut
his throat at the door of the mosque. He could not help himself. He had
broken his vow."

I looked at Jameson without a word. Indeed, I could not speak; I was
choking. The little American lady was trembling, the English lady
crying. The gentlemen stood silent in the windows, not speaking a word.

Jameson's colour changed. He was honestly distressed, uneasy, and tried
to cover his confusion with bravado and a jest.

"After all," he said, "it is only a nigger the less."

"Nigger!" said the American lady. "He was no nigger, but an Egyptian."

"Oh! I don't pretend to distinguish between your blacks and whity-browns
any more than I do between your cartouches," returned Jameson.

"He was no black," said the American lady, standing up. "But I do mean
to say that I consider you an utterly unredeemed black----"

"My dear, don't," said the Englishwoman, drawing the other down. "It's
no good. The thing is done. He meant no harm."


IV

I could not sleep. My blood was in a boil. I felt that I could not speak
to Jameson again. He would have to leave Luxor. That was tacitly
understood among us. Coventry was the place to which he would be
consigned.

I tried to finish in a little sketch I had made in my notebook when I
was in my room, but my hand shook, and I was constrained to lay my
pencil aside. Then I took up an Egyptian grammar, but could not fix my
mind on study. The hotel was very still. Everyone had gone to bed at an
early hour that night, disinclined for conversation. No one was moving.
There was a lamp in the passage; it was partly turned down. Jameson's
room was next to mine. I heard him stir as he undressed, and talk to
himself. Then he was quiet. I wound up my watch, and emptying my pocket,
put my purse under the pillow. I was not in the least heavy with sleep.
If I did go to bed I should not be able to close my eyes. But then--if I
sat up I could do nothing.

I was about leisurely to undress, when I heard a sharp cry, or
exclamation of mingled pain and alarm, from the adjoining room. In
another moment there was a rap at my door. I opened, and Jameson came
in. He was in his night-shirt, and looking agitated and frightened.

"Look here, old fellow," said he in a shaking voice, "there is Musty in
my room. He has been hiding there, and just as I dropped asleep he ran
that knife of yours into my throat."

"My knife?"

"Yes--that pruning-knife you gave him, you know. Look here--I must have
the place sewn up. Do go for a doctor, there's a good chap."

"Where is the place?"

"Here on my right gill."

Jameson turned his head to the left, and I raised the lamp. There was no
wound of any sort there.

I told him so.

"Oh, yes! That's fine--I tell you I felt his knife go in."

"Nonsense, you were dreaming."

"Dreaming! Not I. I saw Musty as distinctly as I now see you."

"This is a delusion, Jameson," I replied. "The poor fellow is dead."

"Oh, that's very fine," said Jameson. "It is not the first of April, and
I don't believe the yarns that you've been spinning. You tried to make
believe he was dead, but I know he is not. He has got into my room, and
he made a dig at my throat with your pruning-knife."

"I'll go into your room with you."

"Do so. But he's gone by this time. Trust him to cut and run."

I followed Jameson, and looked about. There was no trace of anyone
beside himself having been in the room. Moreover, there was no place but
the nut-wood wardrobe in the bedroom in which anyone could have secreted
himself. I opened this and showed that it was empty.

After a while I pacified Jameson, and induced him to go to bed again,
and then I left his room. I did not now attempt to court sleep. I wrote
letters with a hand not the steadiest, and did my accounts.

As the hour approached midnight I was again startled by a cry from the
adjoining room, and in another moment Jameson was at my door.

"That blooming fellow Musty is in my room still," said he. "He has been
at my throat again."

"Nonsense," I said. "You are labouring under hallucinations. You locked
your door."

"Oh, by Jove, yes--of course I did; but, hang it, in this hole, neither
doors nor windows fit, and the locks are no good, and the bolts nowhere.
He got in again somehow, and if I had not started up the moment I felt
the knife, he'd have done for me. He would, by George. I wish I had a
revolver."

I went into Jameson's room. Again he insisted on my looking at his
throat.

"It's very good of you to say there is no wound," said he. "But you
won't gull me with words. I felt his knife in my windpipe, and if I had
not jumped out of bed----"

"You locked your door. No one could enter. Look in the glass, there is
not even a scratch. This is pure imagination."

"I'll tell you what, old fellow, I won't sleep in that room again.
Change with me, there's a charitable buffer. If you don't believe in
Musty, Musty won't hurt you, maybe--anyhow you can try if he's solid or
a phantom. Blow me if the knife felt like a phantom."

"I do not quite see my way to changing rooms," I replied; "but this I
will do for you. If you like to go to bed again in your own apartment, I
will sit up with you till morning."

"All right," answered Jameson. "And if Musty comes in again, let out at
him and do not spare him. Swear that."

I accompanied Jameson once more to his bedroom, Little as I liked the
man, I could not deny him my presence and assistance at this time. It
was obvious that his nerves were shaken by what had occurred, and he
felt his relation to Mustapha much more than he cared to show. The
thought that he had been the cause of the poor fellow's death preyed on
his mind, never strong, and now it was upset with imaginary terrors.

I gave up letter writing, and brought my Baedeker's _Upper Egypt_ into
Jameson's room, one of the best of all guide-books, and one crammed with
information. I seated myself near the light, and with my back to the
bed, on which the young man had once more flung himself.

"I say," said Jameson, raising his head, "is it too late for a
brandy-and-soda?"

"Everyone is in bed."

"What lazy dogs they are. One never can get anything one wants here."

"Well, try to go to sleep."

He tossed from side to side for some time, but after a while, either he
was quiet, or I was engrossed in my Baedeker, and I heard nothing till a
clock struck twelve. At the last stroke I heard a snort and then a gasp
and a cry from the bed. I started up, and looked round. Jameson was
slipping out with his feet onto the floor.

"Confound you!" said he angrily, "you are a fine watch, you are, to let
Mustapha steal in on tiptoe whilst you are cartouching and all that sort
of rubbish. He was at me again, and if I had not been sharp he'd have
cut my throat. I won't go to bed any more!"

"Well, sit up. But I assure you no one has been here."

"That's fine. How can you tell? You had your back to me, and these
devils of fellows steal about like cats. You can't hear them till they
are at you."

It was of no use arguing with Jameson, so I let him have his way.

"I can feel all the three places in my throat where he ran the knife
in," said he. "And--don't you notice?--I speak with difficulty."

So we sat up together the rest of the night. He became more reasonable
as dawn came on, and inclined to admit that he had been a prey to
fancies.

The day passed very much as did others--Jameson was dull and sulky.
After dejeuner he sat on at table when the ladies had risen and retired,
and the gentlemen had formed in knots at the window, discussing what was
to be done in the afternoon.

Suddenly Jameson, whose head had begun to nod, started up with an oath
and threw down his chair.

"You fellows!" he said, "you are all in league against me. You let that
Mustapha come in without a word, and try to stick his knife into me."

[Illustration: "YOU LET THAT MUSTAPHA COME IN, AND TRY AND STICK HIS
KNIFE INTO ME."]

"He has not been here."

"It's a plant. You are combined to bully me and drive me away. You don't
like me. You have engaged Mustapha to murder me. This is the fourth time
he has tried to cut my throat, and in the _salle a manger_, too, with
you all standing round. You ought to be ashamed to call yourselves
Englishmen. I'll go to Cairo. I'll complain."

It really seemed that the feeble brain of Jameson was affected. The
Oxford don undertook to sit up in the room the following night.

The young man was fagged and sleep-weary, but no sooner did his eyes
close, and clouds form about his head, than he was brought to
wakefulness again by the same fancy or dream. The Oxford don had more
trouble with him on the second night than I had on the first, for his
lapses into sleep were more frequent, and each such lapse was succeeded
by a start and a panic.

The next day he was worse, and we felt that he could no longer be left
alone. The third night the attache sat up to watch him.

Jameson had now sunk into a sullen mood. He would not speak, except to
himself, and then only to grumble.

During the night, without being aware of it, the young attache, who had
taken a couple of magazines with him to read, fell asleep. When he went
off he did not know. He woke just before dawn, and in a spasm of terror
and self-reproach saw that Jameson's chair was empty.

Jameson was not on his bed. He could not be found in the hotel.

At dawn he was found--dead, at the door of the mosque, with his throat
cut.




LITTLE JOE GANDER


"There's no good in him," said his stepmother, "not a mossul!" With
these words she thrust little Joe forward by applying her knee to the
small of his back, and thereby jerking him into the middle of the school
before the master. "There's no making nothing out of him, whack him as
you will."

Little Joe Lambole was a child of ten, dressed in second-hand, nay,
third-hand garments that did not fit. His coat had been a soldier's
scarlet uniform, that had gone when discarded to a dealer, who had dealt
it to a carter, and when the carter had worn it out it was reduced and
adapted to the wear of the child. The nether garments had, in like
manner, served a full-grown man till worn out; then they had been cut
down at the knees. Though shortened in leg, they maintained their former
copiousness of seat, and served as an inexhaustible receptacle for dust.
Often as little Joe was "licked" there issued from the dense mass of
drapery clouds of dust. It was like beating a puff-ball.

"Only a seven-month child," said Mrs. Lambole contemptuously, "born
without his nails on fingers and toes; they growed later. His wits have
never come right, and a deal, a deal of larruping it will take to make
'em grow. Use the rod; we won't grumble at you for doing so."

Little Joe Lambole when he came into the world had not been expected to
live. He was a poor, small, miserable baby, that could not roar, but
whimpered. He had been privately baptised directly he was born, because,
at the first, Mrs. Lambole said, "The child is mine, though it be such
a creetur, and I wouldn't like it, according, to be buried like a dog."

He was called Joseph. The scriptural Joseph had been sold as a bondman
into Egypt; this little Joseph seemed to have been brought into the
world to be a slave. In all propriety he ought to have died as a baby,
and that happy consummation was almost desired, but he disappointed
expectations and lived. His mother died soon after, and his father
married again, and his father and stepmother loved him, doubtless; but
love is manifested in many ways, and the Lamboles showed theirs in a
rough way, by slaps and blows and kicks. The father was ashamed of him
because he was a weakling, and the stepmother because he was ugly, and
was not her own child. He was a meagre little fellow, with a long neck
and a white face and sunken cheeks, a pigeon breast, and a big stomach.
He walked with his head forward and his great pale blue eyes staring
before him into the far distance, as if he were always looking out of
the world. His walk was a waddle, and he tumbled over every obstacle,
because he never looked where he was going, always looked to something
beyond the horizon.

Because of his walk and his long neck, and staring eyes and big stomach,
the village children called him "Gander Joe" or "Joe Gander"; and his
parents were not sorry, for they were ashamed that such a creature
should be known as a Lambole.

The Lamboles were a sturdy, hearty people, with cheeks like quarrender
apples, and bones set firm and knit with iron sinews. They were a
hard-working, practical people who fattened pigs and kept poultry at
home. Lambole was a roadmaker. In breaking stones one day a bit of one
had struck his eye and blinded it. After that he wore a black patch upon
it. He saw well enough out of the other; he never missed seeing his own
interests. Lambole could have made a few pence with his son had his son
been worth anything. He could have sent him to scrape the road, and
bring the manure off it in a shovel to his garden. But Joe never took
heartily to scraping the dung up. In a word, the boy was good for
nothing.

He had hair like tow, and a little straw hat on his head with the top
torn, so that the hair forced its way out, and as he walked the top
bobbed about like the lid of a boiling saucepan.

When the whortleberries were ripe in June, Mrs. Lambole sent Joe out
with other children to collect the berries in a tin can; she sold them
for fourpence a quart, and any child could earn eightpence a day in
whortleberry time; one that was active might earn a shilling.

But Joe would not remain with the other children. They teased him,
imitated ganders and geese, and poked out their necks and uttered sounds
in imitation of the voices of these birds. Moreover, they stole the
berries he had picked, and put them into their own cans.

When Joe Gander left them and found himself alone in the woods, then he
lay down among the brown heather and green fern, and looked up through
the oak leaves at the sky, and listened to the singing of the birds. Oh,
wondrous music of the woods! the hum of the summer air among the leaves,
the drone of the bees about the flowers, the twittering and fluting and
piping of the finches and blackbirds and thrushes, and the cool soft
cooing of the wood pigeons, like the lowing of aerial oxen; then the
tapping of the green woodpecker and a glimpse of its crimson head, like
a carbuncle running up the tree trunk, and the powdering down of old
husks of fir cones or of the tender rind of the topmost shoot of a
Scottish pine; for aloft a red squirrel was barking a beautiful tree out
of wantonness and frolic. A rabbit would come forth from the bracken and
sit up in the sun, and clean its face with the fore paws and stroke its
long ears; then, seeing the soiled red coat, would skip up--little Joe
lying very still--and screw its nose and turn its eyes from side to
side, and skip nearer again, till it was quite close to Joe Gander; and
then the boy laughed, and the rabbit was gone with a flash of white
tail.

Happy days! days of listening to mysterious music, of looking into
mysteries of sun and foliage, of spiritual intercourse with the great
mother-soul of nature.

In the evenings, when Gander Joe came without his can, or with his can
empty, he would say to his stepmother: "Oh, steppy! it was so nice;
everything was singing."

"I'll make you sing in the chorus too!" cried Mrs. Lambole, and laid a
stick across his shoulders. Experience had taught her the futility of
dusting at a lower level.

Then Gander Joe cried and writhed, and promised to be more diligent in
picking whortleberries in future. But when he went again into the wood
it was again the same. The spell of the wood spirits was on him; he
forgot about the berries at fourpence a quart, and lay on his back and
listened. And the whole wood whispered and sang to him and consoled him
for his beating, and the wind played lullabies among the fir spines and
whistled in the grass, and the aspen clashed its myriad tiny cymbals
together, producing an orchestra of sound that filled the soul of the
dreaming boy with love and delight and unutterable yearning.

It fared no better in autumn, when the blackberry season set in. Joe
went with his can to an old quarry where the brambles sent their runners
over the masses of rubble thrown out from the pits, and warmed and
ripened their fruit on the hot stones. It was a marvel to see how the
blackberries grew in this deserted quarry; how large the fruit swelled,
how thick they were--like mulberries. On the road side of the quarry was
a belt of pines, and the sun drew out of their bark scents of
unsurpassed sweetness. About the blackberries hovered spotted white and
yellow and black moths, beautiful as butterflies. Butterflies did not
fail either. The red admiral was there, resting on the bark of the
trees, asleep in the sun with wings expanded, or drifting about the
clumps of yellow ragwort, doubtful whether to perch or not.

Here, hidden behind the trees, among the leaves of overgrown rubble, was
a one-story cottage of wood and clay, covered with thatch, in which
lived Roger Gale, the postman.

Roger Gale had ten miles to walk every morning, delivering letters, and
the same number of miles every evening, for which twenty miles he
received the liberal pay of six shillings a week. He had to be at the
post office at half-past six in the morning to receive the letters, and
at seven in the evening to deliver them. His work took him about six
hours. The middle of the day he had to himself. Roger Gale was an old
soldier, and enjoyed a pension. He occupied himself, when at home, as a
shoemaker; but the walks took so much out of him, being an old man, that
he had not the strength and energy to do much cobbling when at home.
Therefore he idled a good deal, and he amused his idle hours with a
violin. Now, when Joe Gander came to the quarry before the return of the
postman from his rounds, he picked blackberries; but no sooner had Roger
Gale unlocked his door, taken down his fiddle, and drawn the bow across
the strings, than Joe set down the can and listened. And when old Roger
began to play an air from the _Daughter of the Regiment_, then Joe crept
towards his cottage in little stages of wonderment and hunger to hear
more and hear better, much in the same way as now and again in the wood
the inquisitive rabbits had approached his red jacket. Presently Joe was
seated on the doorstep, with his ear against the wooden door, and the
blackberries and the can, and stepmother's orders and father's stick,
and his hard bed and his meagre meals, even the whole world had passed
away as a scroll that is rolled up and laid aside, and he lived only in
the world of music.

Though his great eyes were wide he saw nothing through them; though the
rain began to fall, and the north-east wind to blow, he felt nothing: he
had but one faculty that was awake, and that was hearing.

One day Roger came to his door and opened it suddenly, so that the
child, leaning against it, fell across his threshold.

"Whom have we here? What is this? What do you want?" asked the postman.

Then Gander Joe stood up, craning his long neck and staring out of his
goggle eyes, with his rough flaxen hair standing up in a ruffle above
his head and his great stomach protruded, and said nothing. So Roger
burst out laughing. But he did not kick him off the step; he gave him a
bit of bread and a drop of cider, and presently drew from the boy the
confession that he had been listening to the fiddle. This was flattering
to the postman, and it was the initiation of a friendship between them.

But when Joe came home with an empty can and said: "Oh, steppy, Master
Roger Gale did fiddle so beautiful!" the woman said: "Fiddle! I'll
fiddle your back pretty smartly, you idle vagabond"; and she was a
truthful woman who never fell short of her word.

To break him of his bad habits--that is, of his dreaminess and
uselessness--Mrs. Lambole took Joe to school.

At school he had a bad time of it. He could not learn the letters. He
was mentally incapable of doing a subtraction sum. He sat on a bench
staring at the teacher, and was unable to answer an ordinary question
what the lesson was about. The school-children tormented him, the
monitor scolded, and the master beat. Then little Joe Gander took to
absenting himself from school. He was sent off every morning by his
stepmother, but instead of going to the school he went to the cottage in
the quarry, and listened to the fiddle of Roger Gale.

Little Joe got hold of an old box, and with a knife he cut holes in it;
and he fashioned a bridge, and then a handle, and he strung horsehair
over the latter, and made a bow, and drew very faint sounds from this
improvised violin, that made the postman laugh, but which gave great
pleasure to Joe. The sound that issued from his instrument was like the
humming of flies, but he got distinct notes out of his strings, though
the notes were faint.

After he had played truant for some time his father heard what he had
done, and he beat the boy till he was like a battered apple that had
been flung from the tree by a storm upon a road.

For a while Joe did not venture to the quarry except on Saturdays and
Sundays. He was forbidden by his father to go to church, because the
organ and the singing there drove him half crazed. When a beautiful,
touching melody was played his eyes became clouded and the tears ran
down his cheeks; and when the organ played the "Hallelujah Chorus," or
some grand and stirring march, his eyes flashed, and his little body
quivered, and he made such faces that the congregation were disturbed
and the parson remonstrated with his mother. The child was clearly
imbecile, and unfit to attend divine worship.

Mr. Lambole got an idea into his head, he would bring up Joe to be a
butcher, and he informed Joe that he was going to place him with a
gentleman of that profession in town. Joe cried. He turned sick at the
sight of blood, and the smell of raw meat was abhorrent to him. But
Joe's likings were of no account with his father, and he took him to the
town and placed him with a butcher there. He was invested in a blue
smock, and was informed that his duties would consist in taking meat
about to the customers. Joe was left. It was the first time he had been
from home, and he cried himself to sleep the first night, and he cried
all the next day when sent around with meat on his shoulder.

Now on his journey through the streets he had to pass the window of a
toy-shop. In the window were dolls and horses and little carts. For
these Joe did not care, but there were also some little violins, some
high priced, and some very low, and over these Joe lingered with loving,
covetous eyes. There was one little fiddle to which his heart went out,
that cost only three shillings and sixpence. Each day, as he passed the
shop, he was drawn to it, and stood looking in, and longed daily more
ardently than on the previous day for this three-and-sixpenny violin.

One day he was so lost in admiration and on the schemes he framed as to
how he might eventually become possessed of the instrument, that he was
unconscious of some boys stealing the meat out of the sort of trough on
his shoulder in which he carried it about.

This was the climax of his misdeeds--he had been reprimanded for his
blunders, delivering the wrong meat at the customers' doors; for his
dilatory ways in going on his errands. The butcher could endure him no
more, and sent him home to his father, who thrashed him, as his welcome.

But he carried home with him the haunting recollections of that
beautiful little red fiddle, with its fine black keys. The bow, he
remembered, was strung with white horsehair. Joe had now a fixed
ambition--something to live for. He would be perfectly happy if he could
have that three-shillings-and-sixpenny fiddle. But how were three
shillings and sixpence to be earned?

He confided his difficulty to postman Roger Gale, and Roger Gale said he
would consider the matter.

A couple of days after the postman said to Joe--

"Gander, they want a lad to sweep the leaves in the drive at the great
house. The squire's coachman told me, and I mentioned you. You'll have
to do it on Saturday, and be paid sixpence."

Joe's face brightened. He went home and told his stepmother.

"For once you are going to be useful," said Mrs. Lambole. "Very well,
you shall sweep the drive; then fivepence will come to us, and you shall
have a penny every week to spend in sweetstuff at the post office."

Joe tried to reckon how long it would be before he could purchase the
fiddle, but the calculation was beyond his powers; so he asked the
postman, who assured him it would take him forty weeks--that is, about
ten months.

Little Joe was not cast down. What was time with such an end in view?
Jacob served fourteen years for Rachel, and this was only forty weeks
for a fiddle!

Joe was diligent every Saturday sweeping the drive. He was ordered
whenever a carriage entered to dive behind the rhododendrons and laurels
and disappear. He was of a too ragged and idiotic appearance to show in
a gentleman's grounds.

Once or twice he encountered the squire and stood quaking, with his
fingers spread out, his mouth and eyes open, and the broom at his feet.
The squire spoke kindly to him, but Joe Gander was too frightened to
reply.

"Poor fellow," said the squire to the gardener. "I suppose it is a
charity to employ him, but I must say I should have preferred someone
else with his wits about him. I will see to having him sent to an asylum
for idiots in which I have some interest. There's no knowing," said the
squire, "no knowing but that with wholesome food, cleanliness, and
kindness his feeble mind may be got to understand that two and two make
four, which I learn he has not yet mastered."

Every Saturday evening Joe Gander brought his sixpence home to his
stepmother. The woman was not so regular in allowing him his penny out.

"Your edication costs such a lot of money," she said.

"Steppy, need I go to school any more?" He never could frame his mouth
to call her mother.

"Of course you must. You haven't passed your standard."

"But I don't think that I ever shall."

"Then," said Mrs. Lambole, "what masses of good food you do eat. You're
perfectly insatiable. You cost us more than it would to keep a cow."

"Oh, steppy, I won't eat so much if I may have my penny!"

"Very well. Eating such a lot does no one good. If you will be content
with one slice of bread for breakfast instead of two, and the same for
supper, you shall have your penny. If you are so very hungry you can
always get a swede or a mangold out of Farmer Eggins's field. Swedes and
mangolds are cooling to the blood and sit light on the stomick," said
Mrs. Lambole.

So the compact was made; but it nearly killed Joe. His cheeks and chest
fell in deeper and deeper, and his stomach protruded more than ever. His
legs seemed hardly able to support him, and his great pale blue
wandering eyes appeared ready to start out of his head like the horns of
a snail. As for his voice, it was thin and toneless, like the notes on
his improvised fiddle, on which he played incessantly.

"The child will always be a discredit to us," said Lambole. "He don't
look like a human child. He don't think and feel like a Christian. The
shovelfuls of dung he might have brought to cover our garden if he had
only given his heart to it!"

"I've heard of changelings," said Mrs. Lambole; "and with this creetur
on our hands I mainly believe the tale. They do say that the pixies
steal away the babies of Christian folk, and put their own bantlings in
their stead. The only way to find out is to heat a poker red-hot and ram
it down the throat of the child; and when you do that the door opens,
and in comes the pixy mother and runs off with her own child, and leaves
your proper babe behind. That's what we ought to ha' done wi' Joe."

"I doubt, wife, the law wouldn't have upheld us," said Lambole,
thrusting hot coals back on to the hearth with his foot.

"I don't suppose it would," said Mrs. Lambole. "And yet we call this a
land of liberty! Law ain't made for the poor, but for the rich."

"It is wickedness," argued the father. "It is just the same with
colts--all wickedness. You must drive it out with the stick."

And now a great temptation fell on little Gander Joe. The squire and his
family were at home, and the daughter of the house, Miss Amory, was
musical. Her mother played on the piano and the young lady on the
violin. The fashion for ladies to play on this instrument had come in,
and Miss Amory had taken lessons from the best masters in town. She
played vastly better than poor Roger Gale, and she played to an
accompaniment.

Sometimes whilst Joe was sweeping he heard the music; then he stole
nearer and nearer to the house, hiding behind rhododendron bushes, and
listening with eyes and mouth and nostrils and ears. The music exercised
on him an irresistible attraction. He forgot his obligation to work; he
forgot the strict orders he had received not to approach the
garden-front of the house. The music acted on him like a spell.
Occasionally he was roused from his dream by the gardener, who boxed his
ears, knocked him over, and bade him get back to his sweeping. Once a
servant came out from Miss Amory to tell the ragged little boy not to
stand in front of the drawing-room window staring in. On another
occasion he was found by Miss Amory crouched behind a rose bush outside
her boudoir, listening whilst she practised.

No one supposed that the music drew him. They thought him a fool, and
that he had the inquisitiveness of the half-witted to peer in at windows
and see the pretty sights within.

He was reprimanded, and threatened with dismissal. The gardener
complained to the lad's father and advised a good hiding, such as Joe
should not forget.

"These sort of chaps," said the gardener, "have no senses like rational
beings, except only the feeling, and you must teach them as you feed the
Polar bears--with the end of a stick."

One day Miss Amory, seeing how thin and hollow-eyed the child was, and
hearing him cough, brought him out a cup of hot coffee and some bread.

He took it without a word, only pulling off his torn straw hat and
throwing it at his feet, exposing the full shock of tow-like hair; then
he stared at her out of his great eyes, speechless.

"Joe," she said, "poor little man, how old are you?"

"Dun'now," he answered.

"Can you read and write?"

"No."

"Nor do sums?"

"No."

"What can you do?"

"Fiddle."

"Have you got a fiddle?"

"Yes."

"I should like to see it, and hear you play."

Next day was Sunday. Little Joe forgot about the day, and forgot that
Miss Amory would probably be in church in the morning. She had asked to
see his fiddle, so in the morning he took it and went down with it to
the park. The church was within the grounds, and he had to pass it. As
he went by he heard the roll of the organ and the strains of the choir.
He stopped to hearken, then went up the steps of the churchyard,
listening. A desire came on him to catch the air on his improvised
violin, and he put it to his shoulder and drew his bow across the
slender cords. The sound was very faint, so faint as to be drowned by
the greater volume of the organ and the choir. Nevertheless he could
hear the feeble tones close to his ear, and his heart danced at the
pleasure of playing to an accompaniment, like Miss Amory. The choir, the
congregation, were singing the Advent hymn to Luther's tune--

    "Great God, what do I see and hear?
      The end of things created."

Little Joe, playing his inaudible instrument, came creeping up the
avenue, treading on the fallen yellow lime leaves, passing between the
tombstones, drawn on by the solemn, beautiful music. Presently he stood
in the porch, then he went on; he was unconscious of everything but the
music and the joy of playing with it; he walked on softly into the
church without even removing his ragged straw cap, though the squire and
the squire's wife, and the rector and the reverend the Mrs. Rector, and
the parish churchwarden and the rector's churchwarden, and the overseer
and the waywarden, and all the farmers and their wives were present. He
had forgotten about his broken cap in the delight that made the tears
fill his eyes and trickle over his pale cheeks.

Then when with a shock the parson and the churchwardens saw the ragged
urchin coming up the nave fiddling, with his hat on, regardless of the
sacredness of the place, and above all of the sacredness of the presence
of the squire, J.P. and D.L., the rector coughed very loud and looked
hard at his churchwarden, Farmer Eggins, who turned red as the sun in a
November fog, and rose. At the same instant the people's churchwarden
rose, and both advanced upon Joe Gander from opposite sides of the
church.

At the moment that they touched him the organ and the singing ceased;
and it was to Joe a sudden wakening from a golden dream to a black and
raw reality. He looked up with dazed face first at one man, then at the
other: both their faces blazed with equal indignation; both were
equally speechless with wrath. They conducted him, each holding an arm,
out of the porch and down the avenue. Joe heard indistinctly behind him
the droning of the rector's voice continuing the prayers. He looked back
over his shoulder and saw the faces of the school-children straining
after him through the open door from their places near it. On reaching
the steps--there was a flight of five leading to the road--the people's
churchwarden uttered a loud and disgusted "Ugh!" then with his heavy
hand slapped the head of the child towards the parson's churchwarden,
who with his still heavier hand boxed it back again; then the people's
churchwarden gave him a blow which sent him staggering forward, and this
was supplemented by a kick from the parson's churchwarden, which sent
Joe Gander spinning down the five steps at once and cast him prostrate
into the road, where he fell and crushed his extemporised violin.

Then the churchwardens turned, blew their noses, and re-entered the
church, where they sat out the rest of the service, grateful in their
hearts that they had been enabled that day to show that their office was
no sinecure.

The churchwardens were unaware that in banging and kicking the little
boy out of the churchyard and into the road they had flung him so that
he fell with his head upon the curbstone of the footpath, which stone
was of slate, and sharp. They did not find this out through the prayers,
nor through the sermon. But when the whole congregation left the church
they were startled to find little Joe Gander insensible, with his head
cut, and a pool of blood on the footway. The squire was shocked, as were
his wife and daughter, and the churchwardens were in consternation.
Fortunately the squire's stables were near the church, and there was a
running fountain there, so that water was procured, and the child
revived.

Mrs. Amory had in the meantime hastened home and returned with a roll of
diachylon plaster and a pair of small scissors. Strips of the adhesive
plaster were applied to the wound, and the boy was soon sufficiently
recovered to stand on his feet, when the churchwardens very
considerately undertook to march him home. On reaching his cottage the
churchwardens described what had taken place, painting the insult
offered to the worshippers in the most hideous colours, and representing
the accident of the cut as due to the violent resistance offered by the
culprit to their ejectment of him. Then each pressed a half-crown into
the hand of Mr. Lambole and departed to his dinner.

"Now then, young shaver," exclaimed the father, "at your pranks again!
How often have I told you not to go intruding into a place of worship?
Church ain't for such as you. If you had'nt been punished a bit already,
wouldn't I larrup you neither? Oh, no!"

Little Joe's head was bad for some days. His cheeks were flushed and his
eyes bright, and he talked strangely--he who was usually so silent. What
troubled him was the loss of his fiddle; he did not know what had become
of it, whether it had been stolen or confiscated. He asked after it, and
when at last it was produced, smashed to chips, with the strings torn
and hanging loose about it like the cordage of a broken vessel, he cried
bitterly. Miss Amory came to the cottage to see him, and finding father
and stepmother out, went in and pressed five shillings into his hand.
Then he laughed with delight, and clapped his hands, and hid the money
away in his pocket, but he said nothing, and Miss Amory went away
convinced that the child was half a fool. But little Joe had sense in
his head, though his head was different from those of others; he knew
that now he had the money wherewith to buy the beautiful fiddle he had
seen in the shop window many months before, and to get which he had
worked and denied himself food.

When Miss Amory was gone, and his stepmother had not returned, he opened
the door of the cottage and stole out. He was afraid of being seen, so
he crept along in the hedge, and when he thought anyone was coming he
got through a gate or lay down in a ditch, till he was some way on his
road to the town. Then he ran till he was tired. He had a bandage round
his head, and, as his head was hot, he took the rag off, dipped it in
water, and tied it round his head again. Never in his life had his mind
been clearer than it was now, for now he had a distinct purpose, and an
object easily attainable, before him. He held the money in his hand, and
looked at it, and kissed it; then pressed it to his beating heart, then
ran on. He lost breath. He could run no more. He sat down in the hedge
and gasped. The perspiration was streaming off his face. Then he thought
he heard steps coming fast along the road he had run, and as he feared
pursuit, he got up and ran on.

He went through the village four miles from home just as the children
were leaving school, and when they saw him some of the elder cried out
that here was "Gander Joe! quack! quack! Joe the Gander! quack! quack!
quack!" and the little ones joined in the banter. The boy ran on, though
hot and exhausted, and with his head swimming, to escape their
merriment.

He got some way beyond the village when he came to a turnpike. There he
felt dizzy, and he timidly asked if he might have a piece of bread. He
would pay for it if they would change a shilling. The woman at the 'pike
pitied the pale, hollow-eyed child, and questioned him; but her
questions bewildered him, and he feared she would send him home, so that
he either answered nothing, or in a way which made her think him
distraught. She gave him some bread and water, and watched him going on
towards the town till he was out of sight. The day was already
declining; it would be dark by the time he reached the town. But he did
not think of that. He did not consider where he would sleep, whether he
would have strength to return ten miles to his home. He thought only of
the beautiful red violin with the yellow bridge hung in the shop window,
and offered for three shillings and sixpence. Three-and-sixpence! Why,
he had five shillings. He had money to spend on other things beside the
fiddle. He had been sadly disappointed about his savings from the weekly
sixpence. He had asked for them; he had earned them, not by his work
only, but by his abstention from two pieces of bread per diem. When he
asked for the money, his stepmother answered that she had put it away in
the savings bank. If he had it he would waste it on sweetstuff; if it
were hoarded up it would help him on in life when left to shift for
himself; and if he died, why it would go towards his burying.

So the child had been disappointed in his calculations, and had worked
and starved for nothing. Then came Miss Amory with her present, and he
had run away with that, lest his mother should take it from him to put
in the savings bank for setting him up in life or for his burying. What
cared he for either? All his ambition was to have a fiddle, and a fiddle
was to be had for three-and-sixpence.

Joe Gander was tired. He was fain to sit down at intervals on the heaps
of stones by the roadside to rest. His shoes were very poor, with soles
worn through, so that the stones hurt his feet. At this time of the year
the highways were fresh metalled, and as he stumbled over the newly
broken stones they cut his soles and his ankles turned. He was footsore
and weary in body, but his heart never failed him. Before him shone the
red violin with the yellow bridge, and the beautiful bow strung with
shining white hair. When he had that all his weariness would pass as a
dream; he would hunger no more, cry no more, feel no more sickness or
faintness. He would draw the bow over the strings and play with his
fingers on the catgut, and the waves of music would thrill and flow,
and away on those melodious waves his soul would float far from
trouble, far from want, far from tears, into a shining, sunny world of
music.

So he picked himself up when he fell, and staggered to his feet from the
stones on which he rested, and pressed on.

The sun was setting as he entered the town. He went straight to the shop
he so well remembered, and to his inexpressible delight saw still in the
window the coveted violin, price three shillings and sixpence.

Then he timidly entered the shop, and with trembling hand held out the
money.

"What do you want?"

"It," said the boy. It. To him the shop held but one article. The dolls,
the wooden horses, the tin steam-engines, the bats, the kites, were
unconsidered. He had seen and remembered only one thing--the red violin.
"It," said the boy, and pointed.

When little Joe had got the violin he pressed it to his shoulder, and
his heart bounded as though it would have burst the pigeon breast. His
dull eyes lightened, and into his white sunken cheeks shot a hectic
flame. He went forth with his head erect and with firm foot, holding his
fiddle to the shoulder and the bow in hand.

He turned his face homeward. Now he would return to father and
stepmother, to his little bed at the head of the stairs, to his scanty
meals, to the school, to the sweeping of the park drive, and to his
stepmother's scoldings and his father's beatings. He had his fiddle, and
he cared for nothing else.

He waited till he was out of the town before he tried it. Then, when he
was on a lonely part of the road, he seated himself in the hedge, under
a holly tree covered with scarlet berries, and tried his instrument.
Alas! it had hung many years in the shop window, and the catgut was old
and the glue had lost its tenacity. One string started; then when he
tried to screw up a second, it sprang as well, and then the bridge
collapsed and fell. Moreover, the hairs on the bow came out. They were
unresined.

Then little Joe's spirits gave way. He laid the bow and the violin on
his knees and began to cry.

As he cried he heard the sound of approaching wheels and the clatter of
a horse's hoofs.

He heard, but he was immersed in sorrow and did not heed and raise his
head to see who was coming. Had he done so he would have seen nothing,
as his eyes were swimming with tears. Looking out of them he saw only as
one sees who opens his eyes when diving.

"Halloa, young shaver! Dang you! What do you mean giving me such a
cursed hunt after you as this--you as ain't worth the trouble, eh?"

The voice was that of his father, who drew up before him. Mr. Lambole
had made inquiries when it was discovered that Joe was lost, first at
the school, where it was most unlikely he would be found, then at the
public-house, at the gardener's and the gamekeeper's; then he had looked
down the well and then up the chimney. After that he went to the cottage
in the quarry. Roger Gale knew nothing of him. Presently someone coming
from the nearest village mentioned that he had been seen there;
whereupon Lambole borrowed Farmer Eggins's trap and went after him,
peering right and left of the road with his one eye.

Sure enough he had been through the village. He had passed the turnpike.
The woman there described him accurately as "a sort of a tottle" (fool).

Mr. Lambole was not a pleasant-looking man; he was as solidly built as a
navvy. The backs of his hands were hairy, and his fist was so hard, and
his blows so weighty, that for sport he was wont to knock down and kill
at a blow the oxen sent to Butcher Robbins for slaughter, and that he
did with his fist alone, hitting the animal on the head between the
horns, a little forward of the horns. That was a great feat of
strength, and Lambole was proud of it. He had a long back and short
legs. The back was not pliable or bending; it was hard, braced with
sinews tough as hawsers, and supported a pair of shoulders that could
sustain the weight of an ox.

His face was of a coppery colour, caused by exposure to the air and
drinking. His hair was light: that was almost the only feature his son
had derived from him. It was very light, too light for his dark red
face. It grew about his neck and under his chin as a Newgate collar;
there was a great deal of it, and his face, encircled by the pale hair,
looked like an angry moon surrounded by a fog bow.

Mr. Lambole had a queer temper. He bottled up his anger, but when it
blew the cork out it spurted over and splashed all his home; it flew in
the faces and soused everyone who came near him.

Mr. Lambole took his son roughly by the arm and lifted him into the tax
cart. The boy offered no resistance. His spirit was broken, his hopes
extinguished. For months he had yearned for the red fiddle, price
three-and-six, and now that, after great pains and privations, he had
acquired it, the fiddle would not sound.

"Ain't you ashamed of yourself, giving your dear dada such trouble, eh,
Viper?"

Mr. Lambole turned the horse's head homeward. He had his black patch
towards the little Gander, seated in the bottom of the cart, hugging his
wrecked violin. When Mr. Lambole spoke he turned his face round to bring
the active eye to bear on the shrinking, crouching little figure below.

The Viper made no answer, but looked up. Mr. Lambole turned his face
away, and the seeing eye watched the horse's ears, and the black patch
was towards a frightened, piteous, pleading little face, looking up,
with the light of the evening sky irradiating it, showing how wan it
was, how hollow were the cheeks, how sunken the eyes, how sharp the
little pinched nose. The boy put up his arm, that held the bow, and
wiped his eyes with his sleeve. In so doing he poked his father in the
ribs with the end of the bow.

"Now, then!" exclaimed Mr. Lambole with an oath, "what darn'd insolence
be you up to now, Gorilla?"

If he had not held the whip in one hand and the reins in the other he
would have taken the bow from the child and flung it into the road. He
contented himself with rapping Joe's head with the end of the whip.

"What's that you've got there, eh?" he asked.

The child replied timidly: "Please, father, a fiddle."

"Where did you get 'un--steal it, eh?"

Joe answered, trembling: "No, dada, I bought it."

"Bought it! Where did you get the money?"

"Miss Amory gave it me."

"How much?"

The Gander answered: "Her gave me five shilling."

"Five shillings! And what did that blessed" (he did not say "blessed,"
but something quite the reverse) "fiddle cost you?"

"Three-and-sixpence."

"So you've only one-and-six left?"

"I've none, dada."

"Why not?"

"Because I spent one shilling on a pipe for you, and sixpence on a
thimble for stepmother as a present," answered the child, with a flicker
of hope in his dim eyes that this would propitiate his father.

"Dash me," roared the roadmaker, "if you ain't worse nor Mr.
Chamberlain, as would rob us of the cheap loaf! What in the name of
Thunder and Bones do you mean squandering the precious money over
fooleries like that for? I've got my pipe, black as your back shall be
before to-morrow, and mother has an old thimble as full o' holes as I'll
make your skin before the night is much older. Wait till we get home,
and I'll make pretty music out of that there fiddle! just you see if I
don't."

Joe shivered in his seat, and his head fell.

Mr. Lambole had a playful wit. He beguiled his journey home by indulging
in it, and his humour flashed above the head of the child like summer
lightning. "You're hardly expecting the abundance of the supper that's
awaiting you," he said, with his black patch glowering down at the
irresponsive heap in the corner of the cart. "No stinting of the
dressing, I can tell you. You like your meat well basted, don't you? The
basting shall not incur your disapproval as insufficient. Underdone? Oh,
dear, no! Nothing underdone for me. Pickles? I can promise you that
there is something in pickle for you, hot--very hot and stinging. Plenty
of capers--mutton and capers. Mashed potatoes? Was the request for that
on the tip of your tongue? Sorry I can give you only half what you
want--the mash, not the potatoes. There is nothing comparable in my mind
to young pig with crackling. The hide is well striped, cut in lines from
the neck to the tail. I think we'll have crackling on our pig before
morning."

He now threw his seeing eye into the depths of the cart, to note the
effect his fun had on the child, but he was disappointed. It had evoked
no hilarity. Joe had fallen asleep, exhausted by his walk, worn out with
disappointments, with his head on his fiddle, that lay on his knees. The
jogging of the cart, the attitude, affected his wound; the plaster had
given way, and the blood was running over the little red fiddle and
dripping into its hollow body through the S-hole on each side.

It was too dark for Mr. Lambole to notice this. He set his lips. His
self-esteem was hurt at the child not relishing his waggery.

Mrs. Lambole observed it when, shortly after, the cart drew up at the
cottage and she lifted the sleeping child out.

"I must take the cart back to Farmer Eggins," said her husband; "duty
fust, and pleasure after."

When his father was gone Mrs. Lambole said, "Now then, Joe, you've been
a very wicked, bad boy, and God will never forgive you for the
naughtiness you have committed and the trouble to which you have put
your poor father and me." She would have spoken more sharply but that
his head needed her care and the sight of the blood disarmed her.
Moreover, she knew that her husband would not pass over what had
occurred with a reprimand. "Get off your clothes and go to bed, Joe," she
said when she had readjusted the plaster. "You may take a piece of dry
bread with you, and I'll see if I can't persuade your father to put off
whipping of you for a day or two."

Joe began to cry.

"There," she said, "don't cry. When wicked children do wicked things
they must suffer for them. It is the law of nature. And," she went on,
"you ought to be that ashamed of yourself that you'd be glad for the
earth to open under you and swallow you up like Korah, Dathan, and
Abiram. Running away from so good and happy a home and such tender
parents! But I reckon you be lost to natural affection as you be to
reason."

"May I take my fiddle with me?" asked the boy.

"Oh, take your fiddle if you like," answered his mother. "Much good may
it do you. Here, it is all smeared wi' blood. Let me wipe it first, or
you'll mess the bedclothes with it. There," she said as she gave him the
broken instrument. "Say your prayers and go to sleep; though I reckon
your prayers will never reach to heaven, coming out of such a wicked
unnatural heart."

So the little Gander went to his bed. The cottage had but one bedroom
and a landing above the steep and narrow flight of steps that led to it
from the kitchen. On this landing was a small truckle bed, on which Joe
slept. He took off his clothes and stood in his little short shirt of
very coarse white linen. He knelt down and said his prayers, with both
his hands spread over his fiddle. Then he got into bed, and until his
stepmother fetched away the benzoline lamp he examined the instrument.
He saw that the bridge might be set up again with a little glue, and
that fresh catgut strings might be supplied. He would take his fiddle
next day to Roger Gale and ask him to help to mend it for him. He was
sure Roger would take an interest in it. Roger had been mysterious of
late, hinting that the time was coming when Joey would have a first-rate
instrument and learn to play like a Paganini. Yes; the case of the red
fiddle was not desperate.

Just then he heard the door below open, and his father's step.

"Where is the toad?" said Mr. Lambole.

Joe held his breath, and his blood ran cold. He could hear every word,
every sound in the room below.

"He's gone to bed," answered Mrs. Lambole. "Leave the poor little
creetur alone to-night, Samuel; his head has been bad, and he don't look
well. He's overdone."

"Susan," said the roadmaker, "I've been simmering all the way to town,
and bubbling and boiling all the way back, and busting is what I be now,
and bust I will."

Little Joe sat up in bed, hugging the violin, and his tow-like hair
stood up on his head. His great stupid eyes stared wide with fear; in
the dark the iris in each had grown big, and deep, and solemn.

"Give me my stick," said Mr. Lambole. "I've promised him a taste of it,
and a taste won't suffice to-night; he must have a gorge of it."

"I've put it away," said Mrs. Lambole. "Samuel, right is right, and I'm
not one to stand between the child and what he deserves, but he ain't in
condition for it to-night. He wants feeding up to it."

Without wasting another word on her the roadmaker went upstairs.

The shuddering, cowering little fellow saw first the red face,
surrounded by a halo of pale hair, rise above the floor, then the strong
square shoulders, then the clenched hands, and then his father stood
before him, revealed down to his thick boots. The child crept back in
the bed against the wall, and would have disappeared through it had the
wall been soft-hearted, as in fairy tales, and opened to receive him. He
clasped his little violin tight to his heart, and then the blood that
had fallen into it trickled out and ran down his shirt, staining
it--upon the bedclothes, staining them. But the father did not see this.
He was effervescing with fury. His pulses went at a gallop, and his
great fists clutched spasmodically.

"You Judas Iscariot, come here!" he shouted.

But the child only pressed closer against the wall.

"What! disobedient and daring? Do you hear? Come to me!"

The trembling child pointed to a pretty little pipe on the bedclothes.
He had drawn it from his pocket and taken the paper off it, and laid it
there, and stuck the silver-headed thimble in the bowl for his
stepmother when she came upstairs to take the lamp.

"Come here, vagabond!"

He could not; he had not the courage nor the strength.

He still pointed pleadingly to the little presents he had bought with
his eighteenpence.

"You won't, you dogged, insulting being?" roared the roadmaker, and
rushed at him, knocking over the pipe, which fell and broke on the
floor, and trampling flat the thimble. "You won't yet? Always full of
sulks and defiance! Oh, you ungrateful one, you!" Then he had him by the
collar of his night-shirt and dragged him from his bed, and with his
violence tore the button off, and with his other hand he wrenched the
violin away and beat the child over the back with it as he dragged him
from the bed.

"Oh, my mammy! my mammy!" cried Joe.

He was not crying out for his stepmother. It was the agonised cry of his
frightened heart for the one only being who had ever loved him, and whom
God had removed from him.

Suddenly Samuel Lambole started back.

Before him, and between him and the child, stood a pale, ghostly form,
and he knew his first wife.

He stood speechless and quaking. Then, gradually recovering himself, he
stumbled down the stairs, and seated himself, looking pasty and scared,
by the fire below.

"What is the matter with you, Samuel?" asked his wife.

"I've seen her," he gasped. "Don't ask no more questions."

Now when he was gone, little Joe, filled with terror--not at the
apparition, which he had not seen, for his eyes were too dazed to behold
it, but with apprehension of the chastisement that awaited him,
scrambled out of the window and dropped on the pigsty roof, and from
thence jumped to the ground.

Then he ran--ran as fast as his legs could carry him, still hugging his
instrument--to the churchyard; and on reaching that he threw himself on
his mother's grave and sobbed: "Oh, mammy, mammy! father wants to beat
me and take away my beautiful violin--but oh, mammy! my violin won't
play."

And when he had spoken, from out the grave rose the form of his lost
mother, and looked kindly on him.

Joe saw her, and he had no fear.

"Mammy!" said he, "mammy, my violin cost three shillings and sixpence,
and I can't make it play no-ways."

[Illustration: "MAMMY," SAID HE, "MAMMY, MY VIOLIN COST THREE SHILLINGS
AND SIXPENCE, AND I CAN'T MAKE IT PLAY NOWAYS."]

Then the spirit of his mother passed a hand over the the strings, and
smiled. Joe looked into her eyes, and they were as stars. And he put the
violin under his chin, and drew the bow across the strings--and lo! they
sounded wondrously. His soul thrilled, his heart bounded, his dull
eye brightened. He was as though caught up in a chariot of fire and
carried to heavenly places. His bow worked rapidly, such strains poured
from the little instrument as he had never heard before. It was to him
as though heaven opened, and he heard the angels performing there, and
he with his fiddle was taking a part in the mighty symphony. He felt not
the cold, the night was not dark to him. His head no longer ached. It
was as though after long seeking through life he had gained an
undreamed-of prize, reached some glorious consummation.

       *       *       *       *       *

There was a musical party that same evening at the Hall. Miss Amory
played beautifully, with extraordinary feeling and execution, both with
and without accompaniment on the piano. Several ladies and gentlemen
sang and played; there were duets and trios.

During the performances the guests talked to each other in low tones
about various topics.

Said one lady to Mrs. Amory: "How strange it is that among the English
lower classes there is no love of music."

"There is none at all," answered Mrs. Amory; "our rector's wife has
given herself great trouble to get up parochial entertainments, but we
find that nothing takes with the people but comic songs, and these,
instead of elevating, vulgarise them."

"They have no music in them. The only people with music in their souls
are the Germans and the Italians."

"Yes," said Mrs. Amory with a sigh; "it is sad, but true: there is
neither poetry, nor picturesqueness, nor music among the English
peasantry."

"You have never heard of one, self-taught, with a real love of music in
this country?"

"Never: such do not exist among us."

       *       *       *       *       *

The parish churchwarden was walking along the road on his way to his
farmhouse, and the road passed under the churchyard wall.

As he walked along the way--with a not too steady step, for he was
returning from the public-house--he was surprised and frightened to hear
music proceed from among the graves.

It was too dark for him to see any figure then, only the tombstones
loomed on him in ghostly shapes. He began to quake, and finally turned
and ran, nor did he slacken his pace till he reached the tavern, where
he burst in shouting: "There's ghosts abroad. I've heard 'em in the
churchyard making music."

The revellers rose from their cups.

"Shall we go and hear?" they asked.

"I'll go for one," said a man; "if others will go with me."

"Ay," said a third, "and if the ghosts be playing a jolly good tune,
we'll chip in."

So the whole half-tipsy party reeled along the road, talking very loud,
to encourage themselves and the others, till they approached the church,
the spire of which stood up dark against the night sky.

"There's no lights in the windows," said one.

"No," observed the churchwarden, "I didn't notice any myself; it was
from the graves the music came, as if all the dead was squeakin' like
pigs."

"Hush!" All kept silence--not a sound could be heard.

"I'm sure I heard music afore," said the churchwarden. "I'll bet a
gallon of ale I did."

"There ain't no music now, though," remarked one of the men.

"Nor more there ain't," said others.

"Well, I don't care--I say I heard it," asseverated the churchwarden.
"Let's go up closer."

All of the party drew nearer to the wall of the graveyard. One man,
incapable of maintaining his legs unaided, sustained himself on the arm
of another.

"Well, I do believe, Churchwarden Eggins, as how you have been leading
us a wild goose chase!" said a fellow.

Then the clouds broke, and a bright, dazzling pure ray shot down on a
grave in the churchyard, and revealed a little figure lying on it.

"I do believe," said one man, "as how, if he ain't led us a goose chase,
he's brought us after a Gander--surely that is little Joe."

Thus encouraged, and their fears dispelled, the whole half-tipsy party
stumbled up the graveyard steps, staggered among the tombs, some
tripping on the mounds and falling prostrate. All laughed, talked, joked
with one another.

The only one silent there was little Joe Gander--and he was gone to join
in the great symphony above.




A DEAD FINGER


I

Why the National Gallery should not attract so many visitors as, say,
the British Museum, I cannot explain. The latter does not contain much
that, one would suppose, appeals to the interest of the ordinary
sightseer. What knows such of prehistoric flints and scratched bones? Of
Assyrian sculpture? Of Egyptian hieroglyphics? The Greek and Roman
statuary is cold and dead. The paintings in the National Gallery glow
with colour, and are instinct with life. Yet, somehow, a few listless
wanderers saunter yawning through the National Gallery, whereas swarms
pour through the halls of the British Museum, and talk and pass remarks
about the objects there exposed, of the date and meaning of which they
have not the faintest conception.

I was thinking of this problem, and endeavouring to unravel it, one
morning whilst sitting in the room for English masters at the great
collection in Trafalgar Square. At the same time another thought forced
itself upon me. I had been through the rooms devoted to foreign schools,
and had then come into that given over to Reynolds, Morland,
Gainsborough, Constable, and Hogarth. The morning had been for a while
propitious, but towards noon a dense umber-tinted fog had come on,
making it all but impossible to see the pictures, and quite impossible
to do them justice. I was tired, and so seated myself on one of the
chairs, and fell into the consideration first of all of--why the
National Gallery is not as popular as it should be; and secondly, how it
was that the British School had no beginnings, like those of Italy and
the Netherlands. We can see the art of the painter from its first
initiation in the Italian peninsula, and among the Flemings. It starts
on its progress like a child, and we can trace every stage of its
growth. Not so with English art. It springs to life in full and splendid
maturity. Who were there before Reynolds and Gainsborough and Hogarth?
The great names of those portrait and subject painters who have left
their canvases upon the walls of our country houses were those of
foreigners--Holbein, Kneller, Van Dyck, and Lely for portraits, and
Monnoyer for flower and fruit pieces. Landscapes, figure subjects were
all importations, none home-grown. How came that about? Was there no
limner that was native? Was it that fashion trampled on home-grown
pictorial beginnings as it flouted and spurned native music?

Here was food for contemplation. Dreaming in the brown fog, looking
through it without seeing its beauties, at Hogarth's painting of Lavinia
Fenton as Polly Peachum, without wondering how so indifferent a beauty
could have captivated the Duke of Bolton and held him for thirty years,
I was recalled to myself and my surroundings by the strange conduct of a
lady who had seated herself on a chair near me, also discouraged by the
fog, and awaiting its dispersion.

I had not noticed her particularly. At the present moment I do not
remember particularly what she was like. So far as I can recollect she
was middle-aged, and was quietly yet well dressed. It was not her face
nor her dress that attracted my attention and disturbed the current of
my thoughts; the effect I speak of was produced by her strange movements
and behaviour.

She had been sitting listless, probably thinking of nothing at all, or
nothing in particular, when, in turning her eyes round, and finding
that she could see nothing of the paintings, she began to study me. This
did concern me greatly. A cat may look at the king; but to be
contemplated by a lady is a compliment sufficient to please any
gentleman. It was not gratified vanity that troubled my thoughts, but
the consciousness that my appearance produced--first of all a startled
surprise, then undisguised alarm, and, finally, indescribable horror.

Now a man can sit quietly leaning on the head of his umbrella, and glow
internally, warmed and illumined by the consciousness that he is being
surveyed with admiration by a lovely woman, even when he is middle-aged
and not fashionably dressed; but no man can maintain his composure when
he discovers himself to be an object of aversion and terror.

What was it? I passed my hand over my chin and upper lip, thinking it
not impossible that I might have forgotten to shave that morning, and in
my confusion not considering that the fog would prevent the lady from
discovering neglect in this particular, had it occurred, which it had
not. I am a little careless, perhaps, about shaving when in the country;
but when in town, never.

The next idea that occurred to me was--a smut. Had a London black,
curdled in that dense pea-soup atmosphere, descended on my nose and
blackened it? I hastily drew my silk handkerchief from my pocket,
moistened it, and passed it over my nose, and then each cheek. I then
turned my eyes into the corners and looked at the lady, to see whether
by this means I had got rid of what was objectionable in my personal
appearance.

Then I saw that her eyes, dilated with horror, were riveted, not on my
face, but on my leg.

My leg! What on earth could that harmless member have in it so
terrifying? The morning had been dull; there had been rain in the night,
and I admit that on leaving my hotel I had turned up the bottoms of my
trousers. That is a proceeding not so uncommon, not so outrageous as to
account for the stony stare of this woman's eyes.

If that were all I would turn my trousers down.

Then I saw her shrink from the chair on which she sat to one further
removed from me, but still with her eyes fixed on my leg--about the
level of my knee. She had let fall her umbrella, and was grasping the
seat of her chair with both hands, as she backed from me.

I need hardly say that I was greatly disturbed in mind and feelings, and
forgot all about the origin of the English schools of painters, and the
question why the British Museum is more popular than the National
Gallery.

Thinking that I might have been spattered by a hansom whilst crossing
Oxford Street, I passed my hand down my side hastily, with a sense of
annoyance, and all at once touched something cold, clammy, that sent a
thrill to my heart, and made me start and take a step forward. At the
same moment, the lady, with a cry of horror, sprang to her feet, and
with raised hands fled from the room, leaving her umbrella where it had
fallen.

There were other visitors to the Picture Gallery besides ourselves, who
had been passing through the saloon, and they turned at her cry, and
looked in surprise after her.

The policeman stationed in the room came to me and asked what had
happened. I was in such agitation that I hardly knew what to answer. I
told him that I could explain what had occurred little better than
himself. I had noticed that the lady had worn an odd expression, and had
behaved in most extraordinary fashion, and that he had best take charge
of her umbrella, and wait for her return to claim it.

This questioning by the official was vexing, as it prevented me from at
once and on the spot investigating the cause of her alarm and mine--hers
at something she must have seen on my leg, and mine at something I had
distinctly felt creeping up my leg.

The numbing and sickening effect on me of the touch of the object I had
not seen was not to be shaken off at once. Indeed, I felt as though my
hand were contaminated, and that I could have no rest till I had
thoroughly washed the hand, and, if possible, washed away the feeling
that had been produced.

I looked on the floor, I examined my leg, but saw nothing. As I wore my
overcoat, it was probable that in rising from my seat the skirt had
fallen over my trousers and hidden the thing, whatever it was. I
therefore hastily removed my overcoat and shook it, then I looked at my
trousers. There was nothing whatever on my leg, and nothing fell from my
overcoat when shaken.

Accordingly I reinvested myself, and hastily left the Gallery; then took
my way as speedily as I could, without actually running, to Charing
Cross Station and down the narrow way leading to the Metropolitan, where
I went into Faulkner's bath and hairdressing establishment, and asked
for hot water to thoroughly wash my hand and well soap it. I bathed my
hand in water as hot as I could endure it, employed carbolic soap, and
then, after having a good brush down, especially on my left side where
my hand had encountered the object that had so affected me, I left. I
had entertained the intention of going to the Princess's Theatre that
evening, and of securing a ticket in the morning; but all thought of
theatre-going was gone from me. I could not free my heart from the sense
of nausea and cold that had been produced by the touch. I went into
Gatti's to have lunch, and ordered something, I forget what, but, when
served, I found that my appetite was gone. I could eat nothing; the food
inspired me with disgust. I thrust it from me untasted, and, after
drinking a couple of glasses of claret, left the restaurant, and
returned to my hotel.

Feeling sick and faint, I threw my overcoat over the sofa-back, and cast
myself on my bed.

I do not know that there was any particular reason for my doing so, but
as I lay my eyes were on my great-coat.

The density of the fog had passed away, and there was light again, not
of first quality, but sufficient for a Londoner to swear by, so that I
could see everything in my room, though through a veil, darkly.

I do not think my mind was occupied in any way. About the only occasions
on which, to my knowledge, my mind is actually passive or inert is when
crossing the Channel in _The Foam_ from Dover to Calais, when I am
always, in every weather, abjectly seasick--and thoughtless. But as I
now lay on my bed, uncomfortable, squeamish, without knowing why--I was
in the same inactive mental condition. But not for long.

I saw something that startled me.

First, it appeared to me as if the lappet of my overcoat pocket were in
movement, being raised. I did not pay much attention to this, as I
supposed that the garment was sliding down on to the seat of the sofa,
from the back, and that this displacement of gravity caused the movement
I observed. But this I soon saw was not the case. That which moved the
lappet was something in the pocket that was struggling to get out. I
could see now that it was working its way up the inside, and that when
it reached the opening it lost balance and fell down again. I could make
this out by the projections and indentations in the cloth; these moved
as the creature, or whatever it was, worked its way up the lining.

"A mouse," I said, and forgot my seediness; I was interested. "The
little rascal! However did he contrive to seat himself in my pocket? and
I have worn that overcoat all the morning!" But no--it was not a mouse.
I saw something white poke its way out from under the lappet; and in
another moment an object was revealed that, though revealed, I could not
understand, nor could I distinguish what it was.

Now roused by curiosity, I raised myself on my elbow. In doing this I
made some noise, the bed creaked. Instantly the something dropped on the
floor, lay outstretched for a moment, to recover itself, and then began,
with the motions of a maggot, to run along the floor.

There is a caterpillar called "The Measurer," because, when it advances,
it draws its tail up to where its head is and then throws forward its
full length, and again draws up its extremity, forming at each time a
loop; and with each step measuring its total length. The object I now
saw on the floor was advancing precisely like the measuring caterpillar.
It had the colour of a cheese-maggot, and in length was about three and
a half inches. It was not, however, like a caterpillar, which is
flexible throughout its entire length, but this was, as it seemed to me,
jointed in two places, one joint being more conspicuous than the other.
For some moments I was so completely paralysed by astonishment that I
remained motionless, looking at the thing as it crawled along the
carpet--a dull green carpet with darker green, almost black, flowers in
it.

It had, as it seemed to me, a glossy head, distinctly marked; but, as
the light was not brilliant, I could not make out very clearly, and,
moreover, the rapid movements prevented close scrutiny.

Presently, with a shock still more startling than that produced by its
apparition at the opening of the pocket of my great-coat, I became
convinced that what I saw was a finger, a human forefinger, and that the
glossy head was no other than the nail.

The finger did not seem to have been amputated. There was no sign of
blood or laceration where the knuckle should be, but the extremity of
the finger, or root rather, faded away to indistinctness, and I was
unable to make out the root of the finger.

I could see no hand, no body behind this finger, nothing whatever except
a finger that had little token of warm life in it, no coloration as
though blood circulated in it; and this finger was in active motion
creeping along the carpet towards a wardrobe that stood against the wall
by the fireplace.

I sprang off the bed and pursued it.

Evidently the finger was alarmed, for it redoubled its pace, reached the
wardrobe, and went under it. By the time I had arrived at the article of
furniture it had disappeared. I lit a vesta match and held it beneath
the wardrobe, that was raised above the carpet by about two inches, on
turned feet, but I could see nothing more of the finger.

I got my umbrella and thrust it beneath, and raked forwards and
backwards, right and left, and raked out flue, and nothing more solid.


II

I packed my portmanteau next day and returned to my home in the country.
All desire for amusement in town was gone, and the faculty to transact
business had departed as well.

A languor and qualms had come over me, and my head was in a maze. I was
unable to fix my thoughts on anything. At times I was disposed to
believe that my wits were deserting me, at others that I was on the
verge of a severe illness. Anyhow, whether likely to go off my head or
not, or take to my bed, home was the only place for me, and homeward I
sped, accordingly. On reaching my country habitation, my servant, as
usual, took my portmanteau to my bedroom, unstrapped it, but did not
unpack it. I object to his throwing out the contents of my Gladstone
bag; not that there is anything in it he may not see, but that he puts
my things where I cannot find them again. My clothes--he is welcome to
place them where he likes and where they belong, and this latter he
knows better than I do; but, then, I carry about with me other things
than a dress suit, and changes of linen and flannel. There are letters,
papers, books--and the proper destinations of these are known only to
myself. A servant has a singular and evil knack of putting away literary
matter and odd volumes in such places that it takes the owner half a day
to find them again. Although I was uncomfortable, and my head in a
whirl, I opened and unpacked my own portmanteau. As I was thus engaged I
saw something curled up in my collar-box, the lid of which had got
broken in by a boot-heel impinging on it. I had pulled off the damaged
cover to see if my collars had been spoiled, when something curled up
inside suddenly rose on end and leapt, just like a cheese-jumper, out of
the box, over the edge of the Gladstone bag, and scurried away across
the floor in a manner already familiar to me.

I could not doubt for a moment what it was--here was the finger again.
It had come with me from London to the country.

Whither it went in its run over the floor I do not know, I was too
bewildered to observe.

Somewhat later, towards evening, I seated myself in my easy-chair, took
up a book, and tried to read. I was tired with the journey, with the
knocking about in town, and the discomfort and alarm produced by the
apparition of the finger. I felt worn out. I was unable to give my
attention to what I read, and before I was aware was asleep. Roused for
an instant by the fall of the book from my hands, I speedily relapsed
into unconsciousness. I am not sure that a doze in an armchair ever does
good. It usually leaves me in a semi-stupid condition and with a
headache. Five minutes in a horizontal position on my bed is worth
thirty in a chair. That is my experience. In sleeping in a sedentary
position the head is a difficulty; it drops forward or lolls on one side
or the other, and has to be brought back into a position in which the
line to the centre of gravity runs through the trunk, otherwise the head
carries the body over in a sort of general capsize out of the chair on
to the floor.

I slept, on the occasion of which I am speaking, pretty healthily,
because deadly weary; but I was brought to waking, not by my head
falling over the arm of the chair, and my trunk tumbling after it, but
by a feeling of cold extending from my throat to my heart. When I awoke
I was in a diagonal position, with my right ear resting on my right
shoulder, and exposing the left side of my throat, and it was
here--where the jugular vein throbs--that I felt the greatest intensity
of cold. At once I shrugged my left shoulder, rubbing my neck with the
collar of my coat in so doing. Immediately something fell off, upon the
floor, and I again saw the finger.

My disgust--horror, were intensified when I perceived that it was
dragging something after it, which might have been an old stocking, and
which I took at first glance for something of the sort.

The evening sun shone in through my window, in a brilliant golden ray
that lighted the object as it scrambled along. With this illumination I
was able to distinguish what the object was. It is not easy to describe
it, but I will make the attempt.

The finger I saw was solid and material; what it drew after it was
neither, or was in a nebulous, protoplasmic condition. The finger was
attached to a hand that was curdling into matter and in process of
acquiring solidity; attached to the hand was an arm in a very filmy
condition, and this arm belonged to a human body in a still more
vaporous, immaterial condition. This was being dragged along the floor
by the finger, just as a silkworm might pull after it the tangle of its
web. I could see legs and arms, and head, and coat-tail tumbling about
and interlacing and disentangling again in a promiscuous manner. There
were no bone, no muscle, no substance in the figure; the members were
attached to the trunk, which was spineless, but they had evidently no
functions, and were wholly dependent on the finger which pulled them
along in a jumble of parts as it advanced.

In such confusion did the whole vaporous matter seem, that I think--I
cannot say for certain it was so, but the impression left on my mind
was--that one of the eyeballs was looking out at a nostril, and the
tongue lolling out of one of the ears.

It was, however, only for a moment that I saw this germ-body; I cannot
call by another name that which had not more substance than smoke. I saw
it only so long as it was being dragged athwart the ray of sunlight. The
moment it was pulled jerkily out of the beam into the shadow beyond, I
could see nothing of it, only the crawling finger.

I had not sufficient moral energy or physical force in me to rise,
pursue, and stamp on the finger, and grind it with my heel into the
floor. Both seemed drained out of me. What became of the finger, whither
it went, how it managed to secrete itself, I do not know. I had lost the
power to inquire. I sat in my chair, chilled, staring before me into
space.

"Please, sir," a voice said, "there's Mr. Square below, electrical
engineer."

"Eh?" I looked dreamily round.

My valet was at the door.

"Please, sir, the gentleman would be glad to be allowed to go over the
house and see that all the electrical apparatus is in order."

"Oh, indeed! Yes--show him up."


III

I had recently placed the lighting of my house in the hands of an
electrical engineer, a very intelligent man, Mr. Square, for whom I had
contracted a sincere friendship.

He had built a shed with a dynamo out of sight, and had entrusted the
laying of the wires to subordinates, as he had been busy with other
orders and could not personally watch every detail. But he was not the
man to let anything pass unobserved, and he knew that electricity was
not a force to be played with. Bad or careless workmen will often
insufficiently protect the wires, or neglect the insertion of the lead
which serves as a safety-valve in the event of the current being too
strong. Houses may be set on fire, human beings fatally shocked, by the
neglect of a bad or slovenly workman.

The apparatus for my mansion was but just completed, and Mr. Square had
come to inspect it and make sure that all was right.

He was an enthusiast in the matter of electricity, and saw for it a vast
perspective, the limits of which could not be predicted.

"All forces," said he, "are correlated. When you have force in one form,
you may just turn it into this or that, as you like. In one form it is
motive power, in another it is light, in another heat. Now we have
electricity for illumination. We employ it, but not as freely as in the
States, for propelling vehicles. Why should we have horses drawing our
buses? We should use only electric trams. Why do we burn coal to warm
our shins? There is electricity, which throws out no filthy smoke as
does coal. Why should we let the tides waste their energies in the
Thames? in other estuaries? There we have Nature supplying us--free,
gratis, and for nothing--with all the force we want for propelling, for
heating, for lighting. I will tell you something more, my dear sir,"
said Mr. Square. "I have mentioned but three modes of force, and have
instanced but a limited number of uses to which electricity may be
turned. How is it with photography? Is not electric light becoming an
artistic agent? I bet you," said he, "before long it will become a
therapeutic agent as well."

"Oh, yes; I have heard of certain impostors with their life-belts."

Mr. Square did not relish this little dig I gave him. He winced, but
returned to the charge. "We don't know how to direct it aright, that is
all," said he. "I haven't taken the matter up, but others will, I bet;
and we shall have electricity used as freely as now we use powders and
pills. I don't believe in doctors' stuffs myself. I hold that disease
lays hold of a man because he lacks physical force to resist it. Now, is
it not obvious that you are beginning at the wrong end when you attack
the disease? What you want is to supply force, make up for the lack of
physical power, and force is force wherever you find it--here motive,
there illuminating, and so on. I don't see why a physician should not
utilise the tide rushing out under London Bridge for restoring the
feeble vigour of all who are languid and a prey to disorder in the
Metropolis. It will come to that, I bet, and that is not all. Force is
force, everywhere. Political, moral force, physical force, dynamic
force, heat, light, tidal waves, and so on--all are one, all is one. In
time we shall know how to galvanise into aptitude and moral energy all
the limp and crooked consciences and wills that need taking in hand, and
such there always will be in modern civilisation. I don't know how to do
it. I don't know how it will be done, but in the future the priest as
well as the doctor will turn electricity on as his principal, nay, his
only agent. And he can get his force anywhere, out of the running
stream, out of the wind, out of the tidal wave.

"I'll give you an instance," continued Mr. Square, chuckling and rubbing
his hands, "to show you the great possibilities in electricity, used in
a crude fashion. In a certain great city away far west in the States, a
go-ahead place, too, more so than New York, they had electric trams all
up and down and along the roads to everywhere. The union men working for
the company demanded that the non-unionists should be turned off. But
the company didn't see it. Instead, it turned off the union men. It had
up its sleeve a sufficiency of the others, and filled all places at
once. Union men didn't like it, and passed word that at a given hour on
a certain day every wire was to be cut. The company knew this by means
of its spies, and turned on, ready for them, three times the power into
all the wires. At the fixed moment, up the poles went the strikers to
cut the cables, and down they came a dozen times quicker than they went
up, I bet. Then there came wires to the hospitals from all quarters for
stretchers to carry off the disabled men, some with broken legs, arms,
ribs; two or three had their necks broken. I reckon the company was
wonderfully merciful--it didn't put on sufficient force to make cinders
of them then and there; possibly opinion might not have liked it.
Stopped the strike, did that. Great moral effect--all done by
electricity."

In this manner Mr. Square was wont to rattle on. He interested me, and I
came to think that there might be something in what he said--that his
suggestions were not mere nonsense. I was glad to see Mr. Square enter
my room, shown in by my man. I did not rise from my chair to shake his
hand, for I had not sufficient energy to do so. In a languid tone I
welcomed him and signed to him to take a seat. Mr. Square looked at me
with some surprise.

"Why, what's the matter?" he said. "You seem unwell. Not got the 'flue,
have you?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"The influenza. Every third person is crying out that he has it, and the
sale of eucalyptus is enormous, not that eucalyptus is any good.
Influenza microbes indeed! What care they for eucalyptus? You've gone
down some steps of the ladder of life since I saw you last, squire. How
do you account for that?"

I hesitated about mentioning the extraordinary circumstances that had
occurred; but Square was a man who would not allow any beating about the
bush. He was downright and straight, and in ten minutes had got the
entire story out of me.

"Rather boisterous for your nerves that--a crawling finger," said he.
"It's a queer story taken on end."

Then he was silent, considering.

After a few minutes he rose, and said: "I'll go and look at the
fittings, and then I'll turn this little matter of yours over again, and
see if I can't knock the bottom out of it, I'm kinder fond of these sort
of things."

Mr. Square was not a Yankee, but he had lived for some time in America,
and affected to speak like an American. He used expressions, terms of
speech common in the States, but had none of the Transatlantic twang. He
was a man absolutely without affectation in every other particular; this
was his sole weakness, and it was harmless.

The man was so thorough in all he did that I did not expect his return
immediately. He was certain to examine every portion of the dynamo
engine, and all the connections and burners. This would necessarily
engage him for some hours. As the day was nearly done, I knew he could
not accomplish what he wanted that evening, and accordingly gave orders
that a room should be prepared for him. Then, as my head was full of
pain, and my skin was burning, I told my servant to apologise for my
absence from dinner, and tell Mr. Square that I was really forced to
return to my bed by sickness, and that I believed I was about to be
prostrated by an attack of influenza.

The valet--a worthy fellow, who has been with me for six years--was
concerned at my appearance, and urged me to allow him to send for a
doctor. I had no confidence in the local practitioner, and if I sent for
another from the nearest town I should offend him, and a row would
perhaps ensue, so I declined. If I were really in for an influenza
attack, I knew about as much as any doctor how to deal with it. Quinine,
quinine--that was all. I bade my man light a small lamp, lower it, so as
to give sufficient illumination to enable me to find some lime-juice at
my bed head, and my pocket-handkerchief, and to be able to read my
watch. When he had done this, I bade him leave me.

I lay in bed, burning, racked with pain in my head, and with my eyeballs
on fire.

Whether I fell asleep or went off my head for a while I cannot tell. I
may have fainted. I have no recollection of anything after having gone
to bed and taken a sip of lime-juice that tasted to me like soap--till I
was roused by a sense of pain in my ribs--a slow, gnawing, torturing
pain, waxing momentarily more intense. In half-consciousness I was
partly dreaming and partly aware of actual suffering. The pain was real;
but in my fancy I thought that a great maggot was working its way into
my side between my ribs. I seemed to see it. It twisted itself half
round, then reverted to its former position, and again twisted itself,
moving like a bradawl, not like a gimlet, which latter forms a complete
revolution.

This, obviously, must have been a dream, hallucination only, as I was
lying on my back and my eyes were directed towards the bottom of the
bed, and the coverlet and blankets and sheet intervened between my eyes
and my side. But in fever one sees without eyes, and in every direction,
and through all obstructions.

Roused thoroughly by an excruciating twinge, I tried to cry out, and
succeeded in throwing myself over on my right side, that which was in
pain. At once I felt the thing withdrawn that was awling--if I may use
the word--in between my ribs.

And now I saw, standing beside the bed, a figure that had its arm under
the bedclothes, and was slowly removing it. The hand was leisurely
drawn from under the coverings and rested on the eider-down coverlet,
with the forefinger extended.

The figure was that of a man, in shabby clothes, with a sallow, mean
face, a retreating forehead, with hair cut after the French fashion, and
a moustache, dark. The jaws and chin were covered with a bristly growth,
as if shaving had been neglected for a fortnight. The figure did not
appear to be thoroughly solid, but to be of the consistency of curd, and
the face was of the complexion of curd. As I looked at this object it
withdrew, sliding backward in an odd sort of manner, and as though
overweighted by the hand, which was the most substantial, indeed the
only substantial portion of it. Though the figure retreated stooping,
yet it was no longer huddled along by the finger, as if it had no
material existence. If the same, it had acquired a consistency and a
solidity which it did not possess before.

How it vanished I do not know, nor whither it went. The door opened, and
Square came in.

"What!" he exclaimed with cheery voice; "influenza is it?"

"I don't know--I think it's that finger again."


IV

"Now, look here," said Square, "I'm not going to have that cuss at its
pranks any more. Tell me all about it."

I was now so exhausted, so feeble, that I was not able to give a
connected account of what had taken place, but Square put to me just a
few pointed questions and elicited the main facts. He pieced them
together in his own orderly mind, so as to form a connected whole.
"There is a feature in the case," said he, "that strikes me as
remarkable and important. At first--a finger only, then a hand, then a
nebulous figure attached to the hand, without backbone, without
consistency. Lastly, a complete form, with consistency and with
backbone, but the latter in a gelatinous condition, and the entire
figure overweighted by the hand, just as hand and figure were previously
overweighted by the finger. Simultaneously with this compacting and
consolidating of the figure, came your degeneration and loss of vital
force and, in a word, of health. What you lose, that object acquires,
and what it acquires, it gains by contact with you. That's clear enough,
is it not?"

"I dare say. I don't know. I can't think."

"I suppose not; the faculty of thought is drained out of you. Very well,
I must think for you, and I will. Force is force, and see if I can't
deal with your visitant in such a way as will prove just as truly a
moral dissuasive as that employed on the union men on strike in--never
mind where it was. That's not to the point."

"Will you kindly give me some lime-juice?" I entreated.

I sipped the acid draught, but without relief. I listened to Square, but
without hope. I wanted to be left alone. I was weary of my pain, weary
of everything, even of life. It was a matter of indifference to me
whether I recovered or slipped out of existence.

"It will be here again shortly," said the engineer. "As the French say,
_l'appetit vient en mangeant_. It has been at you thrice, it won't be
content without another peck. And if it does get another, I guess it
will pretty well about finish you."

Mr. Square rubbed his chin, and then put his hands into his trouser
pockets. That also was a trick acquired in the States, an inelegant one.
His hands, when not actively occupied, went into his pockets, inevitably
they gravitated thither. Ladies did not like Square; they said he was
not a gentleman. But it was not that he said or did anything "off
colour," only he spoke to them, looked at them, walked with them, always
with his hands in his pockets. I have seen a lady turn her back on him
deliberately because of this trick.

Standing now with his hands in his pockets, he studied my bed, and said
contemptuously: "Old-fashioned and bad, fourposter. Oughtn't to be
allowed, I guess; unwholesome all the way round."

I was not in a condition to dispute this. I like a fourposter with
curtains at head and feet; not that I ever draw them, but it gives a
sense of privacy that is wanting in one of your half-tester beds.

If there is a window at one's feet, one can lie in bed without the glare
in one's eyes, and yet without darkening the room by drawing the blinds.
There is much to be said for a fourposter, but this is not the place in
which to say it.

Mr. Square pulled his hands out of his pockets and began fiddling with
the electric point near the head of my bed, attached a wire, swept it in
a semicircle along the floor, and then thrust the knob at the end into
my hand in the bed.

"Keep your eye open," said he, "and your hand shut and covered. If that
finger comes again tickling your ribs, try it with the point. I'll
manage the switch, from behind the curtain."

Then he disappeared.

I was too indifferent in my misery to turn my head and observe where he
was. I remained inert, with the knob in my hand, and my eyes closed,
suffering and thinking of nothing but the shooting pains through my head
and the aches in my loins and back and legs.

Some time probably elapsed before I felt the finger again at work at my
ribs; it groped, but no longer bored. I now felt the entire hand, not a
single finger, and the hand was substantial, cold, and clammy. I was
aware, how, I know not, that if the finger-point reached the region of
my heart, on the left side, the hand would, so to speak, sit down on it,
with the cold palm over it, and that then immediately my heart would
cease to beat, and it would be, as Square might express it, "gone coon"
with me.

In self-preservation I brought up the knob of the electric wire against
the hand--against one of the ringers, I think--and at once was aware of
a rapping, squealing noise. I turned my head languidly, and saw the
form, now more substantial than before, capering in an ecstasy of pain,
endeavouring fruitlessly to withdraw its arm from under the bedclothes,
and the hand from the electric point.

At the same moment Square stepped from behind the curtain, with a dry
laugh, and said: "I thought we should fix him. He has the coil about
him, and can't escape. Now let us drop to particulars. But I shan't let
you off till I know all about you."

The last sentence was addressed, not to me, but to the apparition.

Thereupon he bade me take the point away from the hand of the
figure--being--whatever it was, but to be ready with it at a moment's
notice. He then proceeded to catechise my visitor, who moved restlessly
within the circle of wire, but could not escape from it. It replied in a
thin, squealing voice that sounded as if it came from a distance, and
had a querulous tone in it. I do not pretend to give all that was said.
I cannot recollect everything that passed. My memory was affected by my
illness, as well as my body. Yet I prefer giving the scraps that I
recollect to what Square told me he had heard.

"Yes--I was unsuccessful, always was. Nothing answered with me. The
world was against me. Society was. I hate Society. I don't like work
neither, never did. But I like agitating against what is established. I
hate the Royal Family, the landed interest, the parsons, everything that
is, except the people--that is, the unemployed. I always did. I couldn't
get work as suited me. When I died they buried me in a cheap coffin,
dirt cheap, and gave me a nasty grave, cheap, and a service rattled
away cheap, and no monument. Didn't want none. Oh! there are lots of
us. All discontented. Discontent! That's a passion, it is--it gets into
the veins, it fills the brain, it occupies the heart; it's a sort of
divine cancer that takes possession of the entire man, and makes him
dissatisfied with everything, and hate everybody. But we must have our
share of happiness at some time. We all crave for it in one way or
other. Some think there's a future state of blessedness and so have
hope, and look to attain to it, for hope is a cable and anchor that
attaches to what is real. But when you have no hope of that sort, don't
believe in any future state, you must look for happiness in life here.
We didn't get it when we were alive, so we seek to procure it after we
are dead. We can do it, if we can get out of our cheap and nasty
coffins. But not till the greater part of us is mouldered away. If a
finger or two remains, that can work its way up to the surface, those
cheap deal coffins go to pieces quick enough. Then the only solid part
of us left can pull the rest of us that has gone to nothing after it.
Then we grope about after the living. The well-to-do if we can get at
them--the honest working poor if we can't--we hate them too, because
they are content and happy. If we reach any of these, and can touch
them, then we can draw their vital force out of them into ourselves, and
recuperate at their expense. That was about what I was going to do with
you. Getting on famous. Nearly solidified into a new man; and given
another chance in life. But I've missed it this time. Just like my luck.
Miss everything. Always have, except misery and disappointment. Get
plenty of that."

"What are you all?" asked Square. "Anarchists out of employ?"

"Some of us go by that name, some by other designations, but we are all
one, and own allegiance to but one monarch--Sovereign discontent. We are
bred to have a distaste for manual work; and we grow up loafers,
grumbling at everything and quarrelling with Society that is around us
and the Providence that is above us."

"And what do you call yourselves now?"

"Call ourselves? Nothing; we are the same, in another condition, that is
all. Folk called us once Anarchists, Nihilists, Socialists, Levellers,
now they call us the Influenza. The learned talk of microbes, and
bacilli, and bacteria. Microbes, bacilli, and bacteria be blowed! We are
the Influenza; we the social failures, the generally discontented,
coming up out of our cheap and nasty graves in the form of physical
disease. We are the Influenza."

"There you are, I guess!" exclaimed Square triumphantly. "Did I not say
that all forces were correlated? If so, then all negations, deficiencies
of force are one in their several manifestations. Talk of Divine
discontent as a force impelling to progress! Rubbish, it is a paralysis
of energy. It turns all it absorbs to acid, to envy, spite, gall. It
inspires nothing, but rots the whole moral system. Here you have
it--moral, social, political discontent in another form, nay
aspect--that is all. What Anarchism is in the body Politic, that
Influenza is in the body Physical. Do you see that?"

"Ye-e-s-e-s," I believe I answered, and dropped away into the land of
dreams.

I recovered. What Square did with the Thing I know not, but believe that
he reduced it again to its former negative and self-decomposing
condition.




BLACK RAM


I do not know when I had spent a more pleasant evening, or had enjoyed a
dinner more than that at Mr. Weatherwood's hospitable house. For one
thing, the hostess knew how to keep her guests interested and in
good-humour. The dinner was all that could be desired, and so were the
wines. But what conduced above all to my pleasure was that at table I
sat by Miss Fulton, a bright, intelligent girl, well read and
entertaining. My wife had a cold, and had sent her excuses by me. Miss
Fulton and I talked of this, that, and every thing. Towards the end of
dinner she said: "I shall be obliged to run away so soon as the ladies
leave the room to you and your cigarettes and gossip. It is rather mean,
but Mrs. Weatherwood has been forewarned, and understands. To-morrow is
our village feast at Marksleigh, and I have a host of things on my hand.
I shall have to be up at seven, and I do object to cut a slice off my
night's rest at both ends."

"Rather an unusual time of the year for a village feast," said I. "These
things are generally got over in the summer."

"You see, our church is dedicated to St. Mark, and to-morrow is his
festival, and it has been observed in one fashion or another in our
parish from time immemorial. In your parts have they any notions about
St. Mark's eve?"

"What sort of notions?"

"That if you sit in the church porch from midnight till the clock
strikes one, you will see the apparitions pass before you of those
destined to die within the year."

"I fancy our good people see themselves, and nothing but themselves, on
every day and hour throughout the twelvemonth."

"Joking apart, have you any such superstition hanging on in your
neighbourhood?"

"Not that I am aware of. That sort of thing belonged to the Golden Age
that has passed away. Board schools have reduced us to that of lead."

"At Marksleigh the villagers believe in it, and recently their faith has
received corroboration."

"How so?" I asked.

"Last year, in a fit of bravado, a young carpenter ventured to sit in
the porch at the witching hour, and saw himself enter the church. He
came home, looking as blank as a sheet, moped, lost flesh, and died nine
months later."

"Of course he died, if he had made up his mind to do so."

"Yes--that is explicable. But how do you account for his having seen his
double?"

"He had been drinking at the public-house. A good many people see double
after that."

"It was not so. He was perfectly sober at the time."

"Then I give it up."

"Would you venture on a visit to a church porch on this night--St.
Mark's eve?"

"Certainly I would, if well wrapped up, and I had my pipe."

"I bar the pipe," said Miss Fulton. "No apparition can stand tobacco
smoke. But there is Lady Eastleigh rising. When you come to rejoin the
ladies, I shall be gone."

I did not leave the house of the Weatherwoods till late. My dogcart was
driven by my groom, Richard. The night was cold, or rather chilly, but I
had my fur-lined overcoat, and did not mind that. The stars shone out of
a frosty sky. All went smoothly enough till the road dipped into a
valley, where a dense white fog hung over the river and the
water-meadows. Anyone who has had much experience in driving at night is
aware that in such a case the carriage lamps are worse than useless;
they bewilder the horse and the driver. I cannot blame Dick if he ran
his wheel over a heap of stones that upset the trap. We were both thrown
out, and I fell on my head. I sang out: "Mind the cob, Dick; I am all
right."

The boy at once mastered the horse. I did not rise immediately, for I
had been somewhat jarred by the fall; when I did I found Dick engaged in
mending a ruptured trace. One of the shafts was broken, and a carriage
lamp had been shattered.

"Dick," said I, "there are a couple of steep hills to descend, and that
is risky with a single shaft. I will lighten the dogcart by walking
home, and do you take care at the hills."

"I think we can manage, sir."

"I should prefer to walk the rest of the way. I am rather shaken by my
fall, and a good step out in the cool night will do more to put me to
rights than anything else. When you get home, send up a message to your
mistress that she is not to expect me at once. I shall arrive in due
time, and she is not to be alarmed."

"It's a good trudge before you, sir. And I dare say we could get the
shaft tied up at Fifewell."

"What--at this time of night? No, Dick, do as I say."

Accordingly the groom drove off, and I started on my walk. I was glad to
get out of the clinging fog, when I reached higher ground. I looked
back, and by the starlight saw the river bottom filled with the mist,
lying apparently dense as snow.

After a swinging walk of a quarter of an hour I entered the outskirts of
Fifewell, a village of some importance, with shops, the seat of the
petty sessions, and with a small boot and shoe factory in it.

The street was deserted. Some bedroom windows were lighted, for our
people have the habit of burning their paraffin lamps all night. Every
door was shut, no one was stirring.

As I passed along the churchyard wall, the story of the young carpenter,
told by Miss Fulton, recurred to me.

"By Jove!" thought I, "it is now close upon midnight, a rare opportunity
for me to see the wonders of St. Mark's eve. I will go into the porch
and rest there for a few minutes, and then I shall be able, when I meet
that girl again, to tell her that I had done what she challenged me to
do, without any idea that I would take her challenge up."

I turned in at the gate, and walked up the pathway. The headstones bore
a somewhat ghostly look in the starlight. A cross of white stone,
recently set up, I supposed, had almost the appearance of
phosphorescence. The church windows were dark.

I seated myself in the roomy porch on a stone bench against the wall,
and felt for my pipe. I am not sure that I contemplated smoking it then
and there, partly because Miss Fulton had forbidden it, but also because
I felt that it was not quite the right thing to do on consecrated
ground. But it would be a satisfaction to finger it, and I might plug
it, so as to be ready to light up so soon as I left the churchyard. To
my vexation I found that I had lost it. The tobacco-pouch was there, and
the matches. My pipe must have fallen out of my pocket when I was
pitched from the trap. That pipe was a favourite of mine.

"What a howling nuisance," said I. "If I send Dick back over the road
to-morrow morning, ten chances to one if he finds it, for to-morrow is
market-day, and people will be passing early."

As I said this, the clock struck twelve.

I counted each stroke. I wore my fur-lined coat, and was not cold--in
fact, I had been too warm walking in it. At the last stroke of twelve I
noticed lines of very brilliant light appear about the door into the
church. The door must have fitted well, as the light did no more than
show about it, and did not gush forth at all the crevices. But from the
keyhole shot a ray of intense brilliancy.

Whether the church windows were illumined I did not see--in fact, it did
not occur to me to look, either then or later--but I am pretty certain
that they were not, or the light streaming from them would have brought
the gravestones into prominence. When you come to think of it, it was
remarkable that the light of so dazzling a nature should shine through
the crannies of the door, and that none should issue, as far as I could
see, from the windows. At the time I did not give this a thought; my
attention was otherwise taken up. For I saw distinctly Miss Venville, a
very nice girl of my acquaintance, coming up the path with that swinging
walk so characteristic of an English young lady.

How often it has happened to me, when I have been sitting in a public
park or in the gardens of a Cursaal abroad, and some young girls have
passed by, that I have said to my wife: "I bet you a bob those are
English."

"Yes, of course," she has replied; "you can see that by their dress."

"I don't know anything about dress," I have said; "I judge by the
walk."

Well, there was Miss Venville coming towards the porch.

"This is a joke," said I. "She is going to sit here on the look-out for
ghosts, and if I stand up or speak she will be scared out of her wits.
Hang it, I wish I had my pipe now; if I gave a whiff it would reveal the
presence of a mortal, without alarming her. I think I shall whistle."

I had screwed up my lips to begin "Rocked in the cradle of the
deep"--that is my great song I perform whenever there is a village
concert, or I am asked out to dinner, and am entreated afterwards to
sing--I say I had screwed up my lips to whistle, when I saw something
that scared me so that I made no attempt at the melody.

The ray of light through the keyhole was shut off, and I saw standing in
the porch before me the form of Mrs. Venville, the girl's mother, who
had died two years before. The ray of white light arrested by her filled
her as a lamp--was diffused as a mild glow from her.

"Halloo, mother, what brings you here?" asked the girl.

"Gwendoline, I have come to warn you back. You cannot enter; you have
not got the key."

"The key, mother?"

"Yes, everyone who would pass within must have his or her own key."

"Well, where am I to get one?"

"It must be forged for you, Gwen. You are wholly unfit to enter. What
good have you ever done to deserve it?"

"Why, mother, everyone knows I'm an awfully good sort."

"No one in here knows it. That is no qualification."

"And I always dressed in good taste."

"Nor is that."

"And I was splendid at lawn tennis."

Her mother shook her head.

"Look here, little mummy. I won a brooch at the archery match."

"That will not do, Gwendoline. What good have you ever done to anyone
else beside yourself?"

The girl considered a minute, then laughed, and said: "I put into a
raffle at a bazaar--no, it was a bran-pie for an orphanage--and I drew
out a pair of braces. I had rare fun over those braces, I sold them to
Captain Fitzakerly for half a crown, and that I gave to the charity."

"You went for what you could get, not what you could give."

Then the mother stepped on one side, and the ray shot directly at the
girl. I saw that it had something of the quality of the X-ray. It was
not arrested by her garments, or her flesh or muscles. It revealed in
her breast, in her brain--penetrating her whole body--a hard, dark core.

"Black Ram, I bet," said I.

Now Black Ram is the local name for a substance found in our land,
especially in the low ground that ought to be the most fertile, but is
not so, on account of this material found in it.

The substance lies some two or three feet below the surface, and forms a
crust of the consistency of cast iron. No plough can possibly be driven
through it. No water can percolate athwart it, and consequently where it
is, there the superincumbent soil is resolved into a quagmire. No tree
can grow in it, for the moment the taproot touches the Black Ram the
tree dies.

Of what Black Ram consists is more than I can say; the popular opinion
is that it is a bastard manganese. Now I happen to own several fields
accursed with the presence in them of Black Ram--fields that ought to be
luxuriant meadows, but which, in consequence of its presence, are worth
almost nothing at all.

"No, Gwen," said her mother, looking sorrowfully at her, "there is not a
chance of your admission till you have got rid of the Black Ram that is
in you."

"Sure," said I, as I slapped my knee, "I thought I knew the article, and
now my opinion has been confirmed."

"How can I get rid of it?" asked the girl.

"Gwendoline, you will have to pass into little Polly Finch, and work it
out of your system. She is dying of scarlet fever, and you must enter
into her body, and so rid yourself in time of the Black Ram."

"Mother!--the Finches are common people."

"So much the better chance for you."

"And I am eighteen, Polly is about ten."

"You will have to become a little child if you would enter her."

"I don't like it. What is the alternative?"

"To remain without in the darkness till you come to a better mind. And
now, Gwen, no time is to be lost; you must pass into Polly Finch's body
before it grows cold."

"Well, then--here goes!"

Gwen Venville turned, and her mother accompanied her down the path. The
girl moved reluctantly, and pouted. Passing out of the churchyard, both
traversed the street and disappeared within a cottage, from the upper
window of which light from behind a white blind was diffused.

I did not follow, I leaned back against the wall. I felt that my head
was throbbing. I was a little afraid lest my fall had done more injury
than I had at first anticipated. I put my hand to my head, and held it
there for a moment.

Then it was as though a book were opened before me--the book of the life
of Polly Finch--or rather of Gwendoline's soul in Polly Finch's body. It
was but one page that I saw, and the figures in it were moving.

The girl was struggling under the burden of a heavy baby brother. She
coaxed him, she sang to him, she played with him, talked to him, broke
off bits of her bread and butter, given to her for breakfast, and made
him eat them; she wiped his nose and eyes with her pocket-handkerchief,
she tried to dance him in her arms. He was a fractious urchin, and most
exacting, but her patience, her good-nature, never failed. The drops
stood on her brow, and her limbs tottered under the weight, but her
heart was strong, and her eyes shone with love.

I drew my hand from my head. It was burning. I put my hand to the cold
stone bench to cool it, and then applied it once more to my brow.

Instantly it was as though another page were revealed. I saw Polly in
her widowed father's cottage. She was now a grown girl; she was on her
knees scrubbing the floor. A bell tinkled. Then she put down the soap
and brush, turned down her sleeves, rose and went into the outer shop to
serve a customer with half a pound of tea. That done, she was back
again, and the scrubbing was renewed. Again a tinkle, and again she
stood up and went into the shop to a child who desired to buy a
pennyworth of lemon drops.

On her return, in came her little brother crying--he had cut his finger.
Polly at once applied cobweb, and then stitched a rag about the wounded
member.

"There, there, Tommy! don't cry any more. I have kissed the bad place,
and it will soon be well."

"Poll! it hurts! it hurts!" sobbed the boy.

"Come to me," said his sister. She drew a low chair to the fireside,
took Tommy on her lap, and began to tell him the story of Jack the
Giant-killer.

I removed my hand, and the vision was gone.

I put my other hand to my head, and at once saw a further scene in the
life-story of Polly.

She was now a middle-aged woman, and had a cottage of her own. She was
despatching her children to school. They had bright, rosy faces, their
hair was neatly combed, their pinafores were white as snow. One after
another, before leaving, put up the cherry lips to kiss mammy; and when
they were gone, for a moment she stood in the door looking after them,
then sharply turned, brought out a basket, and emptied its contents on
the table. There were little girls' stockings with "potatoes" in them to
be darned, torn jackets to be mended, a little boy's trousers to be
reseated, pocket-handkerchiefs to be hemmed. She laboured on with her
needle the greater part of the day, then put away the garments, some
finished, others to be finished, and going to the flour-bin took forth
flour and began to knead dough, and then to roll it out to make pasties
for her husband and the children.

"Poll!" called a voice from without; she ran to the door.

"Back, Joe! I have your dinner hot in the oven."

"I must say, Poll, you are the best of good wives, and there isn't a
mother like you in the shire. My word! that was a lucky day when I chose
you, and didn't take Mary Matters, who was setting her cap at me. See
what a slattern she has turned out. Why, I do believe, Poll, if I'd took
her she'd have drove me long ago to the public-house."

I saw the mother of Gwendoline standing by me and looking out on this
scene, and I heard her say: "The Black Ram is run out, and the key is
forged."

All had vanished. I thought now I might as well rise and continue my
journey. But before I had left the bench I observed the rector of
Fifewell sauntering up the path, with uncertain step, as he fumbled in
his coat-tail pockets, and said: "Where the deuce is the key?"

The Reverend William Hexworthy was a man of good private means, and was
just the sort of man that a bishop delights to honour. He was one who
would never cause him an hour's anxiety; he was not the man to indulge
in ecclesiastical vagaries. He flattered himself that he was strictly a
_via media_ man. He kept dogs, he was a good judge of horses, was fond
of sport. He did not hunt, but he shot and fished. He was a favourite in
Society, was of irreproachable conduct, and was a magistrate on the
bench.

As the ray from the keyhole smote on him he seemed to be wholly
dark,--made up of nothing but Black Ram. He came on slowly, as though
not very sure of his way.

"Bless me! where can be the key?" he asked.

Then from out of the graves, and from over the wall of the churchyard,
came rushing up a crowd of his dead parishioners, and blocked his way to
the porch.

"Please, your reverence!" said one, "you did not visit me when I was
dying."

"I sent you a bottle of my best port," said the parson.

"Ay, sir, and thank you for it. But that went into my stomick, and what
I wanted was medicine for my soul. You never said a prayer by me. You
never urged me to repentance for my bad life, and you let me go out of
the world with all my sins about me."

"And I, sir," said another, thrusting himself before Mr. Hexworthy--"I
was a young man, sir, going wild, and you never said a word to restrain
me; never sent for me and gave me a bit of warning and advice which
would have checked me. You just shrugged your shoulders and laughed, and
said that a young chap like me must sow his wild oats."

"And we," shouted the rest--"we were never taught by you anything at
all."

"Now this is really too bad," said the rector. "I preached twice every
Sunday."

"Oh, yes--right enough that. But precious little good it did when
nothing came out of your heart, and all out of your pocket--and that you
did give us was copied in your library. Why, sir, not one of your
sermons ever did anybody a farthing of good."

"We were your sheep," protested others, "and you let us wander where we
would! You didn't seem to know yourself that there was a fold into which
to draw us."

"And we," said others, "went off to chapel, and all the good we ever got
was from the dissenting minister--never a mite from you."

"And some of us," cried out others, "went to the bad altogether, through
your neglect. What did you care about our souls so long as your terriers
were washed and combed, and your horses well groomed? You were a
fisherman, but all you fished for were trout--not souls. And if some of
us turned out well, it was in spite of your neglect--no thanks to you."

Then some children's voices were raised: "Sir, you never taught us no
Catechism, nor our duty to God and to man, and we grew up regular
heathens."

"That was your fathers' and mothers' duty."

"But our fathers and mothers never taught us anything."

"Come, this is intolerable," shouted Mr. Hexworthy. "Get out of the way,
all of you. I can't be bothered with you now. I want to go in there."

"You can't, parson! the door is shut, and you have not got your key."

Mr. Hexworthy stood bewildered and irresolute. He rubbed his chin.

"What the dickens am I to do?" he asked.

Then the crowd closed about him, and thrust him back towards the gate.
"You must go whither we send you," they said.

I stood up to follow. It was curious to see a flock drive its shepherd,
who, indeed, had never attempted to lead. I walked in the rear, and it
seemed as though we were all swept forward as by a mighty wind. I did
not gain my breath, or realise whither I was going, till I found myself
in the slums of a large manufacturing town before a mean house such as
those occupied by artisans, with the conventional one window on one side
of the door and two windows above. Out of one of these latter shone a
scarlet glow.

The crowd hustled Mr. Hexworthy in at the door, which was opened by a
hospital nurse.

I stood hesitating what to do, and not understanding what had taken
place. On the opposite side of the street was a mission church, and the
windows were lighted. I entered, and saw that there were at least a
score of people, shabbily dressed, and belonging to the lowest class, on
their knees in prayer. There was a sort of door-opener or verger at the
entrance, and I said to him: "What is the meaning of all this?"

"Oh, sir!" said he, "_he_ is ill, he has been attacked by smallpox. It
has been raging in the place, and he has been with all the sick, and
now he has taken it himself, and we are terribly afraid that he is
dying. So we are praying God to spare him to us."

Then one of those who was kneeling turned to me and said: "I was an
hungred, and he gave me meat."

And another rose up and said: "I was a stranger, and he took me in."

Then a third said: "I was naked, and he clothed me."

And a fourth: "I was sick, and he visited me."

Then said a fifth, with bowed head, sobbing: "I was in prison, and he
came to me."

Thereupon I went out and looked up at the red window, and I felt as if I
must see the man for whom so many prayed. I tapped at the door, and a
woman opened.

"I should so much like to see him, if I may," said I.

"Well, sir," spoke the woman, a plain, middle-aged, rough creature, but
her eyes were full of tears: "Oh, sir, I think you may, if you will go
up softly. There has come over him a great change. It is as though a new
life had entered into him."

I mounted the narrow staircase of very steep steps and entered the
sick-room. There was an all-pervading glow of red. The fire was low--no
flame, and a screen was before it. The lamp had a scarlet shade over it.
I stepped to the side of the bed, where stood a nurse. I looked on the
patient. He was an awful object. His face had been smeared over with
some dark solution, with the purpose of keeping all light from the skin,
with the object of saving it from permanent disfigurement.

The sick priest lay with eyes raised, and I thought I saw in them those
of Mr. Hexworthy, but with a new light, a new faith, a new fervour, a
new love in them. The lips were moving in prayer, and the hands were
folded over the breast. The nurse whispered to me: "We thought he was
passing away, but the prayers of those he loved have prevailed. A great
change has come over him. The last words he spoke were: 'God's will be
done. If I live, I will live only--only for my dear sheep, and die among
them'; and now he is in an ecstasy, and says nothing. But he is praying
still--for his people."

As I stood looking I saw what might have been tears, but seemed to be
molten Black Ram, roll over the painted cheeks. The spirit of Mr.
Hexworthy was in this body.

Then, without a word, I turned to the door, went through, groped my way
down the steps, passed out into the street, and found myself back in the
porch of Fifewell Church.

"Upon my word," said I, "I have been here long enough." I wrapped my fur
coat about me, and prepared to go, when I saw a well-known figure, that
of Mr. Fothergill, advancing up the path.

I knew the old gentleman well. His age must have been seventy. He was a
spare man, he was rather bald, and had sunken cheeks. He was a bachelor,
living in a pretty little villa of his own. He had a good fortune, and
was a harmless, but self-centred, old fellow. He prided himself on his
cellar and his cook. He always dressed well, and was scrupulously neat.
I had often played a game of chess with him.

I would have run towards him to remonstrate with him for exposing
himself to the night air, but I was forestalled. Slipping past me, his
old manservant, David, went to meet him. David had died three years
before. Mr. Fothergill had then been dangerously ill with typhoid fever,
and the man had attended to him night and day. The old gentleman, as I
heard, had been most irritable and exacting in his illness. When his
malady took a turn, and he was on the way to convalescence, David had
succumbed in his turn, and in three days was dead.

This man now met his master, touched his cap, and said: "Beg pardon,
sir, you will not be admitted."

"Not admitted? Why not, Davie?"

"I really am very sorry, sir. If my key would have availed, you would
have been welcome to it; but, sir, there's such a terrible lot of Black
Ram in you, sir. That must be got out first."

"I don't understand, Davie."

"I'm sorry, sir, to have to say it; but you've never done anyone any
good."

"I paid you your wages regularly."

"Yes, sir, to be sure, sir, for my services to yourself."

"And I've always subscribed when asked for money."

"Yes, that is very true, sir, but that was because you thought it was
expected of you, not because you had any sympathy with those in need,
and sickness, and suffering."

"I'm sure I never did anyone any harm."

"No, sir, and never anyone any good. You'll excuse me for mentioning
it."

"But, Davie, what do you mean? I can't get in?"

"No, sir, not till you have the key."

"But, bless my soul! what is to become of me? Am I to stick out here?"

"Yes, sir, unless----"

"In this damp, and cold, and darkness?"

"There is no help for it, Mr. Fothergill, unless----"

"Unless what, Davie?"

"Unless you become a mother, sir!"

"What?"

"Of twins, sir."

"Fiddlesticks!"

"Indeed, it is so, sir, and you will have to nurse them."

"I can't do it. I'm physically incapable."

"It must be done, sir. Very sorry to mention it, but there is no
alternative. There's Sally Bowker is approaching her confinement, and
it's going terribly hard with her. The doctor thinks she'll never pull
through. But if you'd consent to pass into her and become a mother----"

"And nurse the twins? Oh, Davie, I shall need a great amount of stout."

"I grieve to say it, Mr. Fothergill, but you'll be too poor to afford
it."

"Is there no alternative?"

"None in the world, sir."

"I don't know my way to the place."

"If you'd do me the honour, sir, to take my arm, I would lead you to the
house."

"It's hard--cruel hard on an old bachelor. Must it be twins? It's a
rather large order."

"It really must, sir."

Then I saw David lend his arm to his former master and conduct him out
of the churchyard, across the street, into the house of Seth Bowker, the
shoemaker.

I was so interested in the fate of my old friend, and so curious as to
the result, that I followed, and went into the cobbler's house. I found
myself in the little room on the ground floor. Seth Bowker was sitting
over the fire with his face in his hands, swaying himself, and moaning:
"Oh dear! dear life! whatever shall I do without her? and she the best
woman as breathed, and knew all my little ways."

Overhead was a trampling. The doctor and the midwife were with the
woman. Seth looked up, and listened. Then he flung himself on his knees
at the deal table, and prayed: "Oh, good God in heaven! have pity on me,
and spare me my wife. I shall be a lost man without her--and no one to
sew on my shirt-buttons!"

At the moment I heard a feeble twitter aloft, then it grew in volume,
and presently became cries. Seth looked up; his face was bathed in
tears. Still that strange sound like the chirping of sparrows. He rose
to his feet and made for the stairs, and held on to the banister.

Forth from the chamber above came the doctor, and leisurely descended
the stairs.

"Well, Bowker," said he, "I congratulate you; you have two fine boys."

"And my Sally--my wife?"

"She has pulled through. But really, upon my soul, I did fear for her at
one time. But she rallied marvellously."

"Can I go up to her?"

"In a minute or two, not just now, the babes are being washed."

"And my wife will get over it?"

"I trust so, Bowker; a new life came into her as she gave birth to
twins."

"God be praised!" Seth's mouth quivered, all his face worked, and he
clasped his hands.

Presently the door of the chamber upstairs was opened, the nurse looked
down, and said: "Mr. Bowker, you may come up. Your wife wants you. Lawk!
you will see the beautifullest twins that ever was."

I followed Seth upstairs, and entered the sick-room. It was humble
enough, with whitewashed walls, all scrupulously clean. The happy mother
lay in the bed, her pale face on the pillow, but the eyes were lighted
up with ineffable love and pride.

"Kiss them, Bowker," said she, exhibiting at her side two little pink
heads, with down on them. But her husband just stooped and pressed his
lips to her brow, and after that kissed the tiny morsels at her side.

"Ain't they loves!" exclaimed the midwife.

But oh! what a rapture of triumph, pity, fervour, love, was in that
mother's face, and--the eyes looking on those children were the eyes of
Mr. Fothergill. Never had I seen such an expression in them, not even
when he had exclaimed "Checkmate" over a game of chess.

Then I knew what would follow. How night and day that mother would live
only for her twins, how she would cheerfully sacrifice her night's rest
to them; how she would go downstairs, even before it was judicious, to
see to her husband's meals. Verily, with the mother's milk that fed
those babes, the Black Ram would run out of the Fothergill soul. There
was no need for me to tarry. I went forth, and as I issued into the
street heard the clock strike one.

"Bless me!" I exclaimed, "I have spent an hour in the porch. What will
my wife say?"

I walked home as fast as I could in my fur coat. When I arrived I found
Bessie up.

"Oh, Bessie!" said I, "with your cold you ought to have been in bed."

"My dear Edward," she replied, "how could I? I had lain down, but when I
heard of the accident I could not rest. Have you been hurt?"

"My head is somewhat contused," I replied.

"Let me feel. Indeed, it is burning. I will put on some cold
compresses."

"But, Bessie, I have a story to tell you."

"Oh! never mind the story, we'll have that another day. I'll send for
some ice from the fishmonger to-morrow for your head."

       *       *       *       *       *

I did eventually tell my wife the story of my experience in the porch of
Fifewell on St. Mark's eve.

I have since regretted that I did so; for whenever I cross her will, or
express my determination to do something of which she does not approve,
she says: "Edward, Edward! I very much fear there is still in you too
much Black Ram."




A HAPPY RELEASE


Mr. Benjamin Woolfield was a widower. For twelve months he put on
mourning. The mourning was external, and by no means represented the
condition of his feelings; for his married life had not been happy. He
and Kesiah had been unequally yoked together. The Mosaic law forbade the
union of the ox and the ass to draw one plough; and two more uncongenial
creatures than Benjamin and Kesiah could hardly have been coupled to
draw the matrimonial furrow.

She was a Plymouth Sister, and he, as she repeatedly informed him
whenever he indulged in light reading, laughed, smoked, went out
shooting, or drank a glass of wine, was of the earth, earthy, and a
miserable worldling.

For some years Mr. Woolfield had been made to feel as though he were a
moral and religious pariah. Kesiah had invited to the house and to
meals, those of her own way of thinking, and on such occasions had
spared no pains to have the table well served, for the elect are
particular about their feeding, if indifferent as to their drinks. On
such occasions, moreover, when Benjamin had sat at the bottom of his own
table, he had been made to feel that he was a worm to be trodden on. The
topics of conversation were such as were far beyond his horizon, and
concerned matters of which he was ignorant. He attempted at intervals to
enter into the circle of talk. He knew that such themes as football
matches, horse races, and cricket were taboo, but he did suppose that
home or foreign politics might interest the guests of Kesiah. But he
soon learned that this was not the case, unless such matters tended to
the fulfilment of prophecy.

When, however, in his turn, Benjamin invited home to dinner some of his
old friends, he found that all provided for them was hashed mutton,
cottage pie, and tapioca pudding. But even these could have been
stomached, had not Mrs. Woolfield sat stern and silent at the head of
the table, not uttering a word, but giving vent to occasional, very
audible sighs.

When the year of mourning was well over, Mr. Woolfield put on a light
suit, and contented himself, as an indication of bereavement, with a
slight black band round the left arm. He also began to look about him
for someone who might make up for the years during which he had felt
like a crushed strawberry.

And in casting his inquiring eye about, it lighted upon Philippa Weston,
a bright, vigorous young lady, well educated and intelligent. She was
aged twenty-four and he was but eighteen years older, a difference on
the right side.

It took Mr. Woolfield but a short courtship to reach an understanding,
and he became engaged.

On the same evening upon which he had received a satisfactory answer to
the question put to her, and had pressed for an early marriage, to which
also consent had been accorded, he sat by his study fire, with his hands
on his knees, looking into the embers and building love-castles there.
Then he smiled and patted his knees.

He was startled from his honey reveries by a sniff. He looked round.
There was a familiar ring in that sniff which was unpleasant to him.

What he then saw dissipated his rosy dreams, and sent his blood to his
heart.

At the table sat his Kesiah, looking at him with her beady black eyes,
and with stern lines in her face. He was so startled and shocked that he
could not speak.

"Benjamin," said the apparition, "I know your purpose. It shall never be
carried to accomplishment. I will prevent it."

"Prevent what, my love, my treasure?" he gathered up his faculties to
reply.

"It is in vain that you assume that infantile look of innocence," said
his deceased wife. "You shall never--never--lead her to the hymeneal
altar."

"Lead whom, my idol? You astound me."

"I know all. I can read your heart. A lost being though you be, you have
still me to watch over you. When you quit this earthly tabernacle, if
you have given up taking in the _Field_, and have come to realise your
fallen condition, there is a chance--a distant chance--but yet one of
our union becoming eternal."

"You don't mean to say so," said Mr. Woolfield, his jaw falling.

"There is--there is that to look to. That to lead you to turn over a new
leaf. But it can never be if you become united to that Flibbertigibbet."

Mentally, Benjamin said: "I must hurry up with my marriage!" Vocally he
said: "Dear me! Dear me!"

"My care for you is still so great," continued the apparition, "that I
intend to haunt you by night and by day, till that engagement be broken
off."

"I would not put you to so much trouble," said he.

"It is my duty," replied the late Mrs. Woolfield sternly.

"You are oppressively kind," sighed the widower.

At dinner that evening Mr. Woolfield had a friend to keep him company, a
friend to whom he had poured out his heart. To his dismay, he saw seated
opposite him the form of his deceased wife.

He tried to be lively; he cracked jokes, but the sight of the grim face
and the stony eyes riveted on him damped his spirits, and all his mirth
died away.

"You seem to be out of sorts to-night," said his friend.

"I am sorry that I act so bad a host," apologised Mr. Woolfield. "Two is
company, three is none."

"But we are only two here to-night."

"My wife is with me in spirit."

"Which, she that was, or she that is to be?"

Mr. Woolfield looked with timid eyes towards her who sat at the end of
the table. She was raising her hands in holy horror, and her face was
black with frowns.

His friend said to himself when he left: "Oh, these lovers! They are
never themselves so long as the fit lasts."

Mr. Woolfield retired early to bed. When a man has screwed himself up to
proposing to a lady, it has taken a great deal out of him, and nature
demands rest. It was so with Benjamin; he was sleepy. A nice little fire
burned in his grate. He undressed and slipped between the sheets.

Before he put out the light he became aware that the late Mrs. Woolfield
was standing by his bedside with a nightcap on her head.

"I am cold," said she, "bitterly cold."

"I am sorry to hear it, my dear," said Benjamin.

"The grave is cold as ice," she said. "I am going to step into bed."

"No--never!" exclaimed the widower, sitting up. "It won't do. It really
won't. You will draw all the vital heat out of me, and I shall be laid
up with rheumatic fever. It will be ten times worse than damp sheets."

"I am coming to bed," repeated the deceased lady, inflexible as ever in
carrying out her will.

As she stepped in Mr. Woolfield crept out on the side of the fire and
seated himself by the grate.

He sat there some considerable time, and then, feeling cold, he fetched
his dressing-gown and enveloped himself in that.

He looked at the bed. In it lay the deceased lady with her long slit of
a mouth shut like a rat-trap, and her hard eyes fixed on him.

"It is of no use your thinking of marrying, Benjamin," she said. "I
shall haunt you till you give it up."

Mr. Woolfield sat by his fire all night, and only dozed off towards
morning.

During the day he called at the house of Miss Weston, and was shown into
the drawing-room. But there, standing behind her chair, was his deceased
wife with her arms folded on the back of the seat, glowering at him.

It was impossible for the usual tender passages to ensue between the
lovers with a witness present, expressing by gesture her disapproval of
such matters and her inflexible determination to force on a rupture.

The dear departed did not attend Mr. Woolfield continuously during the
day, but appeared at intervals. He could never say when he would be
free, when she would not turn up.

In the evening he rang for the housemaid. "Jemima," he said, "put two
hot bottles into my bed to-night. It is somewhat chilly."

"Yes, sir."

"And let the water be boiling--not with the chill off."

"Yes, sir."

When somewhat late Mr. Woolfield retired to his room he found, as he had
feared, that his late wife was there before him. She lay in the bed with
her mouth snapped, her eyes like black balls, staring at him.

"My dear," said Benjamin, "I hope you are more comfortable."

"I'm cold, deadly cold."

"But I trust you are enjoying the hot bottles."

"I lack animal heat," replied the late Mrs. Woolfield.

Benjamin fled the room and returned to his study, where he unlocked his
spirit case and filled his pipe. The fire was burning. He made it up. He
would sit there all night During the passing hours, however, he was not
left quite alone. At intervals the door was gently opened, and the
night-capped head of the late Mrs. Woolfield was thrust in.

"Don't think, Benjamin, that your engagement will lead to anything," she
would say, "because it will not. I shall stop it."

So time passed. Mr. Woolfield found it impossible to escape this
persecution. He lost spirits; he lost flesh.

At last, after sad thought, he saw but one way of relief, and that was
to submit. And in order to break off the engagement he must have a
prolonged interview with Philippa. He went to the theatre and bought two
stall tickets, and sent one to her with the earnest request that she
would accept it and meet him that evening at the theatre. He had
something to communicate of the utmost importance.

At the theatre he knew that he would be safe; the principles of Kesiah
would not suffer her to enter there.

At the proper time Mr. Woolfield drove round to Miss Weston's, picked
her up, and together they went to the theatre and took their places in
the stalls. Their seats were side by side.

"I am so glad you have been able to come," said Benjamin. "I have a most
shocking disclosure to make to you. I am afraid that--but I hardly know
how to say it--that--I really must break it off."

"Break what off?"

"Our engagement."

"Nonsense. I have been fitted for my trousseau."

"Your what?"

"My wedding-dresses."

"Oh, I beg pardon. I did not understand your French pronunciation. I
thought--but it does not matter what I thought."

"Pray what is the sense of this?"

"Philippa, my affection for you is unabated. Do not suppose that I love
you one whit the less. But I am oppressed by a horrible
nightmare--daymare as well. I am haunted."

"Haunted, indeed!"

"Yes; by my late wife. She allows me no peace. She has made up her mind
that I shall not marry you."

"Oh! Is that all? I am haunted also."

"Surely not?"

"It is a fact."

"Hush, hush!" from persons in front and at the side. Neither Ben nor
Philippa had noticed that the curtain had risen and that the play had
begun.

"We are disturbing the audience," whispered Mr. Woolfield. "Let us go
out into the passage and promenade there, and then we can talk freely."

So both rose, left their stalls, and went into the _couloir_.

"Look here, Philippa," said he, offering the girl his arm, which she
took, "the case is serious. I am badgered out of my reason, out of my
health, by the late Mrs. Woolfield. She always had an iron will, and she
has intimated to me that she will force me to give you up."

"Defy her."

"I cannot."

"Tut! these ghosts are exacting. Give them an inch and they take an ell.
They are like old servants; if you yield to them they tyrannise over
you."

"But how do you know, Philippa, dearest?"

"Because, as I said, I also am haunted."

"That only makes the matter more hopeless."

"On the contrary, it only shows how well suited we are to each other. We
are in one box."

"Philippa, it is a dreadful thing. When my wife was dying she told me
she was going to a better world, and that we should never meet again.
_And she has not kept her word._"

The girl laughed. "Rag her with it."

"How can I?"

"You can do it perfectly. Ask her why she is left out in the cold. Give
her a piece of your mind. Make it unpleasant for her. I give Jehu no
good time."

"Who is Jehu?"

"Jehu Post is the ghost who haunts me. When in the flesh he was a great
admirer of mine, and in his cumbrous way tried to court me; but I never
liked him, and gave him no encouragement. I snubbed him unmercifully,
but he was one of those self-satisfied, self-assured creatures incapable
of taking a snubbing. He was a Plymouth Brother."

"My wife was a Plymouth Sister."

"I know she was, and I always felt for you. It was so sad. Well, to go
on with my story. In a frivolous mood Jehu took to a bicycle, and the
very first time he scorched he was thrown, and so injured his back that
he died in a week. Before he departed he entreated that I would see him;
so I could not be nasty, and I went. And he told me then that he was
about to be wrapped in glory. I asked him if this were so certain.
'Cocksure' was his reply; and they were his last words. And _he has not
kept his word_."

"And he haunts you now?"

"Yes. He dangles about with his great ox-eyes fixed on me. But as to his
envelope of glory I have not seen a fag end of it, and I have told him
so."

"Do you really mean this, Philippa?"

"I do. He wrings his hands and sighs. He gets no change out of me, I
promise you."

"This is a very strange condition of affairs."

"It only shows how well matched we are. I do not suppose you will find
two other people in England so situated as we are, and therefore so
admirably suited to one another."

"There is much in what you say. But how are we to rid ourselves of the
nuisance--for it is a nuisance being thus haunted. We cannot spend all
our time in a theatre."

"We must defy them. Marry in spite of them."

"I never did defy my wife when she was alive. I do not know how to pluck
up courage now that she is dead. Feel my hand, Philippa, how it
trembles. She has broken my nerve. When I was young I could play
spellikins--my hand was so steady. Now I am quite incapable of doing
anything with the little sticks."

"Well, hearken to what I propose," said Miss Weston. "I will beard the
old cat----"

"Hush, not so disrespectful; she was my wife."

"Well, then, the ghostly old lady, in her den. You think she will appear
if I go to pay you a visit?"

"Sure of it. She is consumed with jealousy. She had no personal
attractions herself, and you have a thousand. I never knew whether she
loved me, but she was always confoundedly jealous of me."

"Very well, then. You have often spoken to me about changes in the
decoration of your villa. Suppose I call on you to-morrow afternoon, and
you shall show me what your schemes are."

"And your ghost, will he attend you?"

"Most probably. He also is as jealous as a ghost can well be."

"Well, so be it. I shall await your coming with impatience. Now, then,
we may as well go to our respective homes."

A cab was accordingly summoned, and after Mr. Woolfield had handed
Philippa in, and she had taken her seat in the back, he entered and
planted himself with his back to the driver.

"Why do you not sit by me?" asked the girl.

"I can't," replied Benjamin. "Perhaps you may not see, but I do, my
deceased wife is in the cab, and occupies the place on your left."

"Sit on her," urged Philippa.

"I haven't the effrontery to do it," gasped Ben.

"Will you believe me," whispered the young lady, leaning over to speak
to Mr. Woolfield, "I have seen Jehu Post hovering about the theatre
door, wringing his white hands and turning up his eyes. I suspect he is
running after the cab."

As soon as Mr. Woolfield had deposited his bride-elect at her residence
he ordered the cabman to drive him home. Then he was alone in the
conveyance with the ghost. As each gaslight was passed the flash came
over the cadaverous face opposite him, and sparks of fire kindled
momentarily in the stony eyes.

"Benjamin!" she said, "Benjamin! Oh, Benjamin! Do not suppose that I
shall permit it. You may writhe and twist, you may plot and contrive how
you will, I will stand between you and her as a wall of ice."

Next day, in the afternoon, Philippa Weston arrived at the house. The
late Mrs. Woolfield had, however, apparently obtained an inkling of what
was intended, for she was already there, in the drawing-room, seated in
an armchair with her hands raised and clasped, looking stonily before
her. She had a white face, no lips that showed, and her dark hair was
dressed in two black slabs, one on each side of the temples. It was done
in a knot behind. She wore no ornaments of any kind.

In came Miss Weston, a pretty girl, coquettishly dressed in colours,
with sparkling eyes and laughing lips. As she had predicted, she was
followed by her attendant spectre, a tall, gaunt young man in a black
frock-coat, with a melancholy face and large ox-eyes. He shambled in
shyly, looking from side to side. He had white hands and long, lean
fingers. Every now and then he put his hands behind him, up his back,
under the tails of his coat, and rubbed his spine where he had received
his mortal injury in cycling. Almost as soon as he entered he noticed
the ghost of Mrs. Woolfield that was, and made an awkward bow. Her
eyebrows rose, and a faint wintry smile of recognition lighted up her
cheeks.

"I believe I have the honour of saluting Sister Kesiah," said the ghost
of Jehu Post, and he assumed a posture of ecstasy.

"It is even so, Brother Jehu."

"And how do you find yourself, sister--out of the flesh?"

The late Mrs. Woolfield looked disconcerted, hesitated a moment, as if
she found some difficulty in answering, and then, after a while, said:
"I suppose, much as do you, brother."

"It is a melancholy duty that detains me here below," said Jehu Post's
ghost.

"The same may be said of me," observed the spirit of the deceased Mrs.
Woolfield. "Pray take a chair."

"I am greatly obliged, sister. My back----"

Philippa nudged Benjamin, and unobserved by the ghosts, both slipped
into the adjoining room by a doorway over which hung velvet curtains.

In this room, on the table, Mr. Woolfield had collected patterns of
chintzes and books of wall-papers.

There the engaged pair remained, discussing what curtains would go with
the chintz coverings of the sofa and chairs, and what papers would
harmonise with both.

"I see," said Philippa, "that you have plates hung on the walls. I don't
like them: it is no longer in good form. If they be worth anything you
must have a cabinet with glass doors for the china. How about the
carpets?"

"There is the drawing-room," said Benjamin.

"No, we won't go in there and disturb the ghosts," said Philippa. "We'll
take the drawing-room for granted."

"Well--come with me to the dining-room. We can reach it by another
door."

In the room they now entered the carpet was in fairly good condition,
except at the head and bottom of the table, where it was worn. This was
especially the case at the bottom, where Mr. Woolfield had usually sat.
There, when his wife had lectured, moralised, and harangued, he had
rubbed his feet up and down and had fretted the nap off the Brussels
carpet.

"I think," remarked Philippa, "that we can turn it about, and by taking
out one width and putting that under the bookcase and inserting the
strip that was there in its room, we can save the expense of a new
carpet. But--the engravings--those Landseers. What do you think of them,
Ben, dear?"

She pointed to the two familiar engravings of the "Deer in Winter," and
"Dignity and Impudence."

"Don't you think, Ben, that one has got a little tired of those
pictures?"

"My late wife did not object to them, they were so perfectly harmless."

"But your coming wife does. We will have something more up-to-date in
their room. By the way, I wonder how the ghosts are getting on. They
have let us alone so far. I will run back and have a peep at them
through the curtains."

The lively girl left the dining apartment, and her husband-elect,
studying the pictures to which Philippa had objected. Presently she
returned.

"Oh, Ben! such fun!" she said, laughing. "My ghost has drawn up his
chair close to that of the late Mrs. Woolfield, and is fondling her
hand. But I believe that they are only talking goody-goody."

[Illustration: "I BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE TALKING GOODY-GOODY."]

"And now about the china," said Mr. Woolfield. "It is in a closet near
the pantry--that is to say, the best china. I will get a benzoline lamp,
and we will examine it. We had it out only when Mrs. Woolfield had a
party of her elect brothers and sisters. I fear a good deal is broken.
I know that the soup tureen has lost a lid, and I believe we are short
of vegetable dishes. How many plates remain I do not know. We had a
parlourmaid, Dorcas, who was a sad smasher, but as she was one who had
made her election sure, my late wife would not part with her."

"And how are you off for glass?"

"The wine-glasses are fairly complete. I fancy the cut-glass decanters
are in a bad way. My late wife chipped them, I really believe out of
spite."

It took the couple some time to go through the china and the glass.

"And the plate?" asked Philippa.

"Oh, that is right. All the real old silver is at the bank, as Kesiah
preferred plated goods."

"How about the kitchen utensils?"

"Upon my word I cannot say. We had a rather nice-looking cook, and so my
late wife never allowed me to step inside the kitchen."

"Is she here still?" inquired Philippa sharply.

"No; my wife, when she was dying, gave her the sack."

"Bless me, Ben!" exclaimed Philippa. "It is growing dark. I have been
here an age. I really must go home. I wonder the ghosts have not worried
us. I'll have another look at them."

She tripped off.

In five minutes she was back. She stood for a minute looking at Mr.
Woolfield, laughing so heartily that she had to hold her sides.

"What is it, Philippa?" he inquired.

"Oh, Ben! A happy release. They will never dare to show their faces
again. They have eloped together."




THE 9.30 UP-TRAIN


In a well-authenticated ghost story, names and dates should be
distinctly specified. In the following story I am unfortunately able to
give only the year and the month, for I have forgotten the date of the
day, and I do not keep a diary. With regard to names, my own figures as
a guarantee as that of the principal personage to whom the following
extraordinary circumstances occurred, but the minor actors are provided
with fictitious names, for I am not warranted to make their real ones
public. I may add that the believer in ghosts may make use of the facts
which I relate to establish his theories, if he finds that they will be
of service to him--when he has read through and weighed well the
startling account which I am about to give from my own experiences.

On a fine evening in June, 1860, I paid a visit to Mrs. Lyons, on my way
to the Hassocks Gate Station, on the London and Brighton line. This
station is the first out of Brighton.

As I rose to leave, I mentioned to the lady whom I was visiting that I
expected a parcel of books from town, and that I was going to the
station to inquire whether it had arrived.

"Oh!" said she, readily, "I expect Dr. Lyons out from Brighton by the
9.30 train; if you like to drive the pony chaise down and meet him, you
are welcome, and you can bring your parcel back with you in it."

I gladly accepted her offer, and in a few minutes I was seated in a
little low basket-carriage, drawn by a pretty iron-grey Welsh pony.

The station road commands the line of the South Downs from Chantonbury
Ring, with its cap of dark firs, to Mount Harry, the scene of the
memorable battle of Lewes. Woolsonbury stands out like a headland above
the dark Danny woods, over which the rooks were wheeling and cawing
previous to settling themselves in for the night. Ditchling beacon--its
steep sides gashed with chalk-pits--was faintly flushed with light. The
Clayton windmills, with their sails motionless, stood out darkly against
the green evening sky. Close beneath opens the tunnel in which, not so
long before, had happened one of the most fearful railway accidents on
record.

The evening was exquisite. The sky was kindled with light, though the
sun was set. A few gilded bars of cloud lay in the west. Two or three
stars looked forth--one I noticed twinkling green, crimson, and gold,
like a gem. From a field of young wheat hard by I heard the harsh,
grating note of the corncrake. Mist was lying on the low meadows like a
mantle of snow, pure, smooth, and white; the cattle stood in it to their
knees. The effect was so singular that I drew up to look at it
attentively. At the same moment I heard the scream of an engine, and on
looking towards the downs I noticed the up-train shooting out of the
tunnel, its red signal lamps flashing brightly out of the purple gloom
which bathed the roots of the hills.

Seeing that I was late, I whipped the Welsh pony on, and proceeded at a
fast trot.

At about a quarter mile from the station there is a turnpike--an
odd-looking building, tenanted then by a strange old man, usually
dressed in a white smock, over which his long white beard flowed to his
breast. This toll-collector--he is dead now--had amused himself in
bygone days by carving life-size heads out of wood, and these were stuck
along the eaves. One is the face of a drunkard, round and blotched,
leering out of misty eyes at the passers-by; the next has the crumpled
features of a miser, worn out with toil and moil; a third has the wild
scowl of a maniac; and a fourth the stare of an idiot.

I drove past, flinging the toll to the door, and shouting to the old man
to pick it up, for I was in a vast hurry to reach the station before Dr.
Lyons left it. I whipped the little pony on, and he began to trot down a
cutting in the greensand, through which leads the station road.

Suddenly, Taffy stood still, planted his feet resolutely on the ground,
threw up his head, snorted, and refused to move a peg. I "gee-uped," and
"tshed," all to no purpose; not a step would the little fellow advance.
I saw that he was thoroughly alarmed; his flanks were quivering, and his
ears were thrown back. I was on the point of leaving the chaise, when
the pony made a bound on one side and ran the carriage up into the
hedge, thereby upsetting me on the road. I picked myself up, and took
the beast's head. I could not conceive what had frightened him; there
was positively nothing to be seen, except a puff of dust running up the
road, such as might be blown along by a passing current of air. There
was nothing to be heard, except the rattle of a gig or tax-cart with one
wheel loose: probably a vehicle of this kind was being driven down the
London road, which branches off at the turnpike at right angles. The
sound became fainter, and at last died away in the distance.

The pony now no longer refused to advance. It trembled violently, and
was covered with sweat.

"Well, upon my word, you have been driving hard!" exclaimed Dr. Lyons,
when I met him at the station.

"I have not, indeed," was my reply; "but something has frightened Taffy,
but what that something was, is more than I can tell."

"Oh, ah!" said the doctor, looking round with a certain degree of
interest in his face; "so you met it, did you?"

"Met what?"

"Oh, nothing;--only I have heard of horses being frightened along this
road after the arrival of the 9.30 up-train. Flys never leave the moment
that the train comes in, or the horses become restive--a wonderful thing
for a fly-horse to become restive, isn't it?"

"But what causes this alarm? I saw nothing!"

"You ask me more than I can answer. I am as ignorant of the cause as
yourself. I take things as they stand, and make no inquiries. When the
flyman tells me that he can't start for a minute or two after the train
has arrived, or urges on his horses to reach the station before the
arrival of this train, giving as his reason that his brutes become wild
if he does not do so, then I merely say, 'Do as you think best, cabby,'
and bother my head no more about the matter."

"I shall search this matter out," said I resolutely. "What has taken
place so strangely corroborates the superstition, that I shall not leave
it uninvestigated."

"Take my advice and banish it from your thoughts. When you have come to
the end, you will be sadly disappointed, and will find that all the
mystery evaporates, and leaves a dull, commonplace residuum. It is best
that the few mysteries which remain to us unexplained should still
remain mysteries, or we shall disbelieve in supernatural agencies
altogether. We have searched out the arcana of nature, and exposed all
her secrets to the garish eye of day, and we find, in despair, that the
poetry and romance of life are gone. Are we the happier for knowing that
there are no ghosts, no fairies, no witches, no mermaids, no wood
spirits? Were not our forefathers happier in thinking every lake to be
the abode of a fairy, every forest to be a bower of yellow-haired
sylphs, every moorland sweep to be tripped over by elf and pixie? I
found my little boy one day lying on his face in a fairy-ring, crying:
'You dear, dear little fairies, I _will_ believe in you, though papa
says you are all nonsense.' I used, in my childish days, to think, when
a silence fell upon a company, that an angel was passing through the
room. Alas! I now know that it results only from the subject of weather
having been talked to death, and no new subject having been started.
Believe me, science has done good to mankind, but it has done mischief
too. If we wish to be poetical or romantic, we must shut our eyes to
facts. The head and the heart wage mutual war now. A lover preserves a
lock of his mistress's hair as a holy relic, yet he must know perfectly
well that for all practical purposes a bit of rhinoceros hide would do
as well--the chemical constituents are identical. If I adore a fair
lady, and feel a thrill through all my veins when I touch her hand, a
moment's consideration tells me that phosphate of lime No. 1 is touching
phosphate of lime No. 2--nothing more. If for a moment I forget myself
so far as to wave my cap and cheer for king, or queen, or prince, I
laugh at my folly next moment for having paid reverence to one digesting
machine above another."

I cut the doctor short as he was lapsing into his favourite subject of
discussion, and asked him whether he would lend me the pony-chaise on
the following evening, that I might drive to the station again and try
to unravel the mystery.

"I will lend you the pony," said he, "but not the chaise, as I am afraid
of its being injured should Taffy take fright and run up into the hedge
again. I have got a saddle."

Next evening I was on my way to the station considerably before the time
at which the train was due.

I stopped at the turnpike and chatted with the old man who kept it. I
asked him whether he could throw any light on the matter which I was
investigating. He shrugged his shoulders, saying that he "knowed nothink
about it."

"What! Nothing at all?"

"I don't trouble my head with matters of this sort," was the reply.
"People _do_ say that something out of the common sort passes along the
road and turns down the other road leading to Clayton and Brighton; but
I pays no attention to what them people says."

"Do you ever hear anything?"

"After the arrival of the 9.30 train I does at times hear the rattle as
of a mail-cart and the trot of a horse along the road; and the sound is
as though one of the wheels was loose. I've a been out many a time to
take the toll; but, Lor' bless 'ee! them sperits--if sperits them
be--don't go for to pay toll."

"Have you never inquired into the matter?"

"Why should I? Anythink as don't go for to pay toll don't concern me. Do
ye think as I knows 'ow many people and dogs goes through this heer
geatt in a day? Not I--them don't pay toll, so them's no odds to me."

"Look here, my man!" said I. "Do you object to my putting the bar across
the road, immediately on the arrival of the train?"

"Not a bit! Please yersel'; but you han't got much time to lose, for
theer comes thickey train out of Clayton tunnel."

I shut the gate, mounted Taffy, and drew up across the road a little way
below the turnpike. I heard the train arrive--I saw it puff off. At the
same moment I distinctly heard a trap coming up the road, one of the
wheels rattling as though it were loose. I repeat deliberately that I
_heard_ it--I cannot account for it--but, though I heard it, yet I saw
nothing whatever.

At the same time the pony became restless, it tossed its head, pricked
up its ears, it started, pranced, and then made a bound to one side,
entirely regardless of whip and rein. It tried to scramble up the
sand-bank in its alarm, and I had to throw myself off and catch its
head. I then cast a glance behind me at the turnpike. I saw the bar
bent, as though someone were pressing against it; then, with a click, it
flew open, and was dashed violently back against the white post to
which it was usually hasped in the day-time. There it remained,
quivering from the shock.

Immediately I heard the rattle--rattle--rattle--of the tax-cart. I
confess that my first impulse was to laugh, the idea of a ghostly
tax-cart was so essentially ludicrous; but the _reality_ of the whole
scene soon brought me to a graver mood, and, remounting Taffy, I rode
down to the station.

The officials were taking their ease, as another train was not due for
some while; so I stepped up to the station-master and entered into
conversation with him. After a few desultory remarks, I mentioned the
circumstances which had occurred to me on the road, and my inability to
account for them.

"So that's what you're after!" said the master somewhat bluntly. "Well,
I can tell you nothing about it; sperits don't come in my way, saving
and excepting those which can be taken inwardly; and mighty comfortable
warming things they be when so taken. If you ask me about other sorts of
sperits, I tell you flat I don't believe in 'em, though I don't mind
drinking the health of them what does."

"Perhaps you may have the chance, if you are a little more
communicative," said I.

"Well, I'll tell you all I know, and that is precious little," answered
the worthy man. "I know one thing for certain--that one compartment of a
second-class carriage is always left vacant between Brighton and
Hassocks Gate, by the 9.30 up-train."

"For what purpose?"

"Ah! that's more than I can fully explain. Before the orders came to
this effect, people went into fits and that like, in one of the
carriages."

"Any particular carriage?"

"The first compartment of the second-class carriage nearest to the
engine. It is locked at Brighton, and I unlock it at this station."

"What do you mean by saying that people had fits?"

"I mean that I used to find men and women a-screeching and a-hollering
like mad to be let out; they'd seen some'ut as had frightened them as
they was passing through the Clayton tunnel. That was before they made
the arrangement I told y' of."

"Very strange!" said I meditatively.

"Wery much so, but true for all that. _I_ don't believe in nothing but
sperits of a warming and cheering nature, and them sort ain't to be
found in Clayton tunn'l to my thinking."

There was evidently nothing more to be got out of my friend. I hope that
he drank my health that night; if he omitted to do so, it was his fault,
not mine.

As I rode home revolving in my mind all that I had heard and seen, I
became more and more settled in my determination to thoroughly
investigate the matter. The best means that I could adopt for so doing
would be to come out from Brighton by the 9.30 train in the very
compartment of the second-class carriage from which the public were
considerately excluded.

Somehow I felt no shrinking from the attempt; my curiosity was so
intense that it overcame all apprehension as to the consequences.

My next free day was Thursday, and I hoped then to execute my plan. In
this, however, I was disappointed, as I found that a battalion drill was
fixed for that very evening, and I was desirous of attending it, being
somewhat behindhand in the regulation number of drills. I was
consequently obliged to postpone my Brighton trip.

On the Thursday evening about five o'clock I started in regimentals with
my rifle over my shoulder, for the drilling ground--a piece of furzy
common near the railway station.

I was speedily overtaken by Mr. Ball, a corporal in the rifle corps, a
capital shot and most efficient in his drill. Mr. Ball was driving his
gig. He stopped on seeing me and offered me a seat beside him. I gladly
accepted, as the distance to the station is a mile and three-quarters by
the road, and two miles by what is commonly supposed to be the short cut
across the fields.

After some conversation on volunteering matters, about which Corporal
Ball was an enthusiast, we turned out of the lanes into the station
road, and I took the opportunity of adverting to the subject which was
uppermost in my mind.

"Ah! I have heard a good deal about that," said the corporal. "My
workmen have often told me some cock-and-bull stories of that kind, but
I can't say has 'ow I believed them. What you tell me is, 'owever, very
remarkable. I never 'ad it on such good authority afore. Still, I can't
believe that there's hanything supernatural about it."

"I do not yet know what to believe," I replied, "for the whole matter is
to me perfectly inexplicable."

"You know, of course, the story which gave rise to the superstition?"

"Not I. Pray tell it me."

"Just about seven years agone--why, you must remember the circumstances
as well as I do--there was a man druv over from I can't say where, for
that was never exact-ly hascertained,--but from the Henfield direction,
in a light cart. He went to the Station Inn, and throwing the reins to
John Thomas, the ostler, bade him take the trap and bring it round to
meet the 9.30 train, by which he calculated to return from Brighton.
John Thomas said as 'ow the stranger was quite unbeknown to him, and
that he looked as though he 'ad some matter on his mind when he went to
the train; he was a queer sort of a man, with thick grey hair and beard,
and delicate white 'ands, jist like a lady's. The trap was round to the
station door as hordered by the arrival of the 9.30 train. The ostler
observed then that the man was ashen pale, and that his 'ands trembled
as he took the reins, that the stranger stared at him in a wild
habstracted way, and that he would have driven off without tendering
payment had he not been respectfully reminded that the 'orse had been
given a feed of hoats. John Thomas made a hobservation to the gent
relative to the wheel which was loose, but that hobservation met with no
corresponding hanswer. The driver whipped his 'orse and went off. He
passed the turnpike, and was seen to take the Brighton road hinstead of
that by which he had come. A workman hobserved the trap next on the
downs above Clayton chalk-pits. He didn't pay much attention to it, but
he saw that the driver was on his legs at the 'ead of the 'orse. Next,
morning, when the quarrymen went to the pit, they found a shattered
tax-cart at the bottom, and the 'orse and driver dead, the latter with
his neck broken. What was curious, too, was that an 'andkerchief was
bound round the brute's heyes, so that he must have been driven over the
edge blindfold. Hodd, wasn't it? Well, folks say that the gent and his
tax-cart pass along the road every hevening after the arrival of the
9.30 train; but I don't believe it; I ain't a bit superstitious--not I!"

Next week I was again disappointed in my expectation of being able to
put my scheme in execution; but on the third Saturday after my
conversation with Corporal Ball, I walked into Brighton in the
afternoon, the distance being about nine miles. I spent an hour on the
shore watching the boats, and then I sauntered round the Pavilion,
ardently longing that fire might break forth and consume that
architectural monstrosity. I believe that I afterwards had a cup of
coffee at the refreshment-rooms of the station, and capital
refreshment-rooms they are, or were--very moderate and very good. I
think that I partook of a bun, but if put on my oath I could not swear
to the fact; a floating reminiscence of bun lingers in the chambers of
memory, but I cannot be positive, and I wish in this paper to advance
nothing but reliable facts. I squandered precious time in reading the
advertisements of baby-jumpers--which no mother should be without--which
are indispensable in the nursery and the greatest acquisition in the
parlour, the greatest discovery of modern times, etc., etc. I perused a
notice of the advantage of metallic brushes, and admired the young lady
with her hair white on one side and black on the other; I studied the
Chinese letter commendatory of Horniman's tea and the inferior English
translation, and counted up the number of agents in Great Britain and
Ireland. At length the ticket-office opened, and I booked for Hassocks
Gate, second class, fare one shilling.

I ran along the platform till I came to the compartment of the
second-class carriage which I wanted. The door was locked, so I shouted
for a guard.

"Put me in here, please."

"Can't there, s'r; next, please, nearly empty, one woman and baby."

"I particularly wish to enter _this_ carriage," said I.

"Can't be, lock'd, orders, comp'ny," replied the guard, turning on his
heel.

"What reason is there for the public's being excluded, may I ask?"

"Dn'ow, 'spress ord'rs--c'n't let you in; next caridge, pl'se; now then,
quick, pl'se."

I knew the guard and he knew me--by sight, for I often travelled to and
fro on the line, so I thought it best to be candid with him. I briefly
told him my reason for making the request, and begged him to assist me
in executing my plan. He then consented, though with reluctance.

"'Ave y'r own way," said he; "only if an'thing 'appens, don't blame me!"

"Never fear," laughed I, jumping into the carriage.

The guard left the carriage unlocked, and in two minutes we were off.

I did not feel in the slightest degree nervous. There was no light in
the carriage, but that did not matter, as there was twilight. I sat
facing the engine on the left side, and every now and then I looked out
at the downs with a soft haze of light still hanging over them. We swept
into a cutting, and I watched the lines of flint in the chalk, and
longed to be geologising among them with my hammer, picking out
"shepherds' crowns" and sharks' teeth, the delicate rhynconella and the
quaint ventriculite. I remembered a not very distant occasion on which I
had actually ventured there, and been chased off by the guard, after
having brought down an avalanche of chalk debris in a manner dangerous
to traffic whilst endeavouring to extricate a magnificent ammonite which
I found, and--alas! left--protruding from the side of the cutting. I
wondered whether that ammonite was still there; I looked about to
identify the exact spot as we whizzed along; and at that moment we shot
into the tunnel.

There are two tunnels, with a bit of chalk cutting between them. We
passed through the first, which is short, and in another moment plunged
into the second.

I cannot explain how it was that _now_, all of a sudden, a feeling of
terror came over me; it seemed to drop over me like a wet sheet and wrap
me round and round.

I felt that _someone_ was seated opposite me--someone in the darkness
with his eyes fixed on me.

Many persons possessed of keen nervous sensibility are well aware when
they are in the presence of another, even though they can see no one,
and I believe that I possess this power strongly. If I were blindfolded,
I think that I should know when anyone was looking fixedly at me, and I
am certain that I should instinctively know that I was not alone if I
entered a dark room in which another person was seated, even though he
made no noise. I remember a college friend of mine, who dabbled in
anatomy, telling me that a little Italian violinist once called on him
to give a lesson on his instrument. The foreigner--a singularly nervous
individual--moved restlessly from the place where he had been standing,
casting many a furtive glance over his shoulder at a press which was
behind him. At last the little fellow tossed aside his violin, saying--

"I can note give de lesson if someone weel look at me from behind! Dare
is somebodee in de cupboard, I know!"

"You are right, there is!" laughed my anatomical friend, flinging open
the door of the press and discovering a skeleton.

The horror which oppressed me was numbing. For a few moments I could
neither lift my hands nor stir a finger. I was tongue-tied. I seemed
paralysed in every member. I fancied that I _felt_ eyes staring at me
through the gloom. A cold breath seemed to play over my face. I believed
that fingers touched my chest and plucked at my coat. I drew back
against the partition; my heart stood still, my flesh became stiff, my
muscles rigid.

I do not know whether I breathed--a blue mist swam before my eyes, and
my head span.

The rattle and roar of the train dashing through the tunnel drowned
every other sound.

Suddenly we rushed past a light fixed against the wall in the side, and
it sent a flash, instantaneous as that of lightning, through the
carriage. In that moment I saw what I shall never, never forget. I saw a
face opposite me, livid as that of a corpse, hideous with passion like
that of a gorilla.

I cannot describe it accurately, for I saw it but for a second; yet
there rises before me now, as I write, the low broad brow seamed with
wrinkles, the shaggy, over-hanging grey eyebrows; the wild ashen eyes,
which glared as those of a demoniac; the coarse mouth, with its fleshy
lips compressed till they were white; the profusion of wolf-grey hair
about the cheeks and chin; the thin, bloodless hands, raised and
half-open, extended towards me as though they would clutch and tear me.

In the madness of terror, I flung myself along the seat to the further
window.

Then I felt that _it_ was moving slowly down, and was opposite me again.
I lifted my hand to let down the window, and I touched something: I
thought it was a hand--yes, yes! it _was_ a hand, for it folded over
mine and began to contract on it. I felt each finger separately; they
were cold, dully cold. I wrenched my hand away. I slipped back to my
former place in the carriage by the open window, and in frantic horror I
opened the door, clinging to it with both my hands round the
window-jamb, swung myself out with my feet on the floor and my head
turned from the carriage. If the cold fingers had but touched my woven
hands, mine would have given way; had I but turned my head and seen that
hellish countenance peering out at me, I must have lost my hold.

Ah! I saw the light from the tunnel mouth; it smote on my face. The
engine rushed out with a piercing whistle. The roaring echoes of the
tunnel died away. The cool fresh breeze blew over my face and tossed my
hair; the speed of the train was relaxed; the lights of the station
became brighter. I heard the bell ringing loudly; I saw people waiting
for the train; I felt the vibration as the brake was put on. We stopped;
and then my fingers gave way. I dropped as a sack on the platform, and
then, then--not till then--I awoke. There now! from beginning to end the
whole had been a frightful dream caused by my having too many blankets
over my bed. If I must append a moral--Don't sleep too hot.




ON THE LEADS


Having realised a competence in Australia, and having a hankering after
country life for the remainder of my days in the old home, on my return
to England I went to an agent with the object of renting a house with
shooting attached, over at least three thousand acres, with the option
of a purchase should the place suit me. I was no more intending to buy a
country seat without having tried what it was like, than is a king
disposed to go to war without knowing something of the force that can be
brought against him. I was rather taken with photographs of a manor
called Fernwood, and I was still further engaged when I saw the place
itself on a beautiful October day, when St. Luke's summer was turning
the country into a world of rainbow tints under a warm sun, and a soft
vaporous blue haze tinted all shadows cobalt, and gave to the hills a
stateliness that made them look like mountains. Fernwood was an old
house, built in the shape of the letter H, and therefore, presumably,
dating from the time of the early Tudor monarchs. The porch opened into
the hall which was on the left of the cross-stroke, and the drawing-room
was on the right. There was one inconvenience about the house; it had a
staircase at each extremity of the cross-stroke, and there was no
upstair communication between the two wings of the mansion. But, as a
practical man, I saw how this might be remedied. The front door faced
the south, and the hall was windowless on the north. Nothing easier than
to run a corridor along at the back, giving communication both upstairs
and downstairs, without passing through the hall. The whole thing could
be done for, at the outside, two hundred pounds, and would be no
disfigurement to the place. I agreed to become tenant of Fernwood for a
twelvemonth, in which time I should be able to judge whether the place
would suit me, the neighbours be pleasant, and the climate agree with my
wife. We went down to Fernwood at once, and settled ourselves
comfortably in by the first week in November.

The house was furnished; it was the property of an elderly gentleman, a
bachelor named Framett, who lived in rooms in town, and spent most of
his time at the club. He was supposed to have been jilted by his
intended, after which he eschewed female society, and remained
unmarried.

I called on him before taking up our residence at Fernwood, and found
him a somewhat blase, languid, cold-blooded creature, not at all proud
of having a noble manor-house that had belonged to his family for four
centuries; very willing to sell it, so as to spite a cousin who
calculated on coming in for the estate, and whom Mr. Framett, with the
malignity that is sometimes found in old people, was particularly
desirous of disappointing.

"The house has been let before, I suppose?" said I.

"Oh, yes," he replied indifferently, "I believe so, several times."

"For long?"

"No--o. I believe, not for long."

"Have the tenants had any particular reasons for not remaining on
there--if I may be so bold as to inquire?"

"All people have reasons to offer, but what they offer you are not
supposed to receive as genuine."

I could get no more from him than this. "I think, sir, if I were you I
would not go down to Fernwood till after November was out."

"But," said I, "I want the shooting."

"Ah, to be sure--the shooting, ah! I should have preferred if you could
have waited till December began."

"That would not suit me," I said, and so the matter ended.

When we were settled in, we occupied the right wing of the house. The
left or west wing was but scantily furnished and looked cheerless, as
though rarely tenanted. We were not a large family, my wife and myself
alone; there was consequently ample accommodation in the east wing for
us. The servants were placed above the kitchen, in a portion of the
house I have not yet described. It was a half-wing, if I may so describe
it, built on the north side parallel with the upper arm of the western
limb of the hall and the [Symbol: H]. This block had a gable to the
north like the wings, and a broad lead valley was between them, that, as
I learned from the agent, had to be attended to after the fall of the
leaf, and in times of snow, to clear it.

Access to this valley could be had from within by means of a little
window in the roof, formed as a dormer. A short ladder allowed anyone to
ascend from the passage to this window and open or shut it. The western
staircase gave access to this passage, from which the servants' rooms in
the new block were reached, as also the untenanted apartments in the old
wing. And as there were no windows in the extremities of this passage
that ran due north and south, it derived all its light from the
aforementioned dormer window.

One night, after we had been in the house about a week, I was sitting up
smoking, with a little whisky-and-water at my elbow, reading a review of
an absurd, ignorantly written book on New South Wales, when I heard a
tap at the door, and the parlourmaid came in, and said in a nervous tone
of voice: "Beg your pardon, sir, but cook nor I, nor none of us dare go
to bed."

"Why not?" I asked, looking up in surprise.

"Please, sir, we dursn't go into the passage to get to our rooms."

"Whatever is the matter with the passage?"

"Oh, nothing, sir, with the passage. Would you mind, sir, just coming to
see? We don't know what to make of it."

I put down my review with a grunt of dissatisfaction, laid my pipe
aside, and followed the maid.

She led me through the hall, and up the staircase at the western
extremity.

On reaching the upper landing I saw all the maids there in a cluster,
and all evidently much scared.

"Whatever is all this nonsense about?" I asked.

"Please, sir, will you look? We can't say."

The parlourmaid pointed to an oblong patch of moonlight on the wall of
the passage. The night was cloudless, and the full moon shone slanting
in through the dormer and painted a brilliant silver strip on the wall
opposite. The window being on the side of the roof to the east, we could
not see that, but did see the light thrown through it against the wall.
This patch of reflected light was about seven feet above the floor.

The window itself was some ten feet up, and the passage was but four
feet wide. I enter into these particulars for reasons that will
presently appear.

The window was divided into three parts by wooden mullions, and was
composed of four panes of glass in each compartment.

Now I could distinctly see the reflection of the moon through the window
with the black bars up and down, and the division of the panes. But I
saw more than that: I saw the shadow of a lean arm with a hand and thin,
lengthy fingers across a portion of the window, apparently groping at
where was the latch by which the casement could be opened.

My impression at the moment was that there was a burglar on the leads
trying to enter the house by means of this dormer.

Without a minute's hesitation I ran into the passage and looked up at
the window, but could see only a portion of it, as in shape it was low,
though broad, and, as already stated, was set at a great height. But at
that moment something fluttered past it, like a rush of flapping
draperies obscuring the light.

I had placed the ladder, which I found hooked up to the wall, in
position, and planted my foot on the lowest rung, when my wife arrived.
She had been alarmed by the housemaid, and now she clung to me, and
protested that I was not to ascend without my pistol.

To satisfy her I got my Colt's revolver that I always kept loaded, and
then, but only hesitatingly, did she allow me to mount. I ascended to
the casement, unhasped it, and looked out. I could see nothing. The
ladder was over-short, and it required an effort to heave oneself from
it through the casement on to the leads. I am stout, and not so nimble
as I was when younger. After one or two efforts, and after presenting
from below an appearance that would have provoked laughter at any other
time, I succeeded in getting through and upon the leads.

I looked up and down the valley--there was absolutely nothing to be seen
except an accumulation of leaves carried there from the trees that were
shedding their foliage.

The situation was vastly puzzling. As far as I could judge there was no
way off the roof, no other window opening into the valley; I did not go
along upon the leads, as it was night, and moonlight is treacherous.
Moreover, I was wholly unacquainted with the arrangement of the roof,
and had no wish to risk a fall.

I descended from the window with my feet groping for the upper rung of
the ladder in a manner even more grotesque than my ascent through the
casement, but neither my wife--usually extremely alive to anything
ridiculous in my appearance--nor the domestics were in a mood to make
merry. I fastened the window after me, and had hardly reached the
bottom of the ladder before again a shadow flickered across the patch of
moonlight.

I was fairly perplexed, and stood musing. Then I recalled that
immediately behind the house the ground rose; that, in fact, the house
lay under a considerable hill. It was just possible by ascending the
slope to reach the level of the gutter and rake the leads from one
extremity to the other with my eye.

I mentioned this to my wife, and at once the whole set of maids trailed
down the stairs after us. They were afraid to remain in the passage, and
they were curious to see if there was really some person on the leads.

We went out at the back of the house, and ascended the bank till we were
on a level with the broad gutter between the gables. I now saw that this
gutter did not run through, but stopped against the hall roof;
consequently, unless there were some opening of which I knew nothing,
the person on the leads could not leave the place, save by the dormer
window, when open, or by swarming down the fall pipe.

It at once occurred to me that if what I had seen were the shadow of a
burglar, he might have mounted by means of the rain-water pipe. But if
so--how had he vanished the moment my head was protruded through the
window? and how was it that I had seen the shadow flicker past the light
immediately after I had descended the ladder? It was conceivable that
the man had concealed himself in the shadow of the hall roof, and had
taken advantage of my withdrawal to run past the window so as to reach
the fall pipe, and let himself down by that.

I could, however, see no one running away, as I must have done, going
outside so soon after his supposed descent.

But the whole affair became more perplexing when, looking towards the
leads, I saw in the moonlight something with fluttering garments running
up and down them.

There could be no mistake--the object was a woman, and her garments were
mere tatters. We could not hear a sound.

I looked round at my wife and the servants,--they saw this weird object
as distinctly as myself. It was more like a gigantic bat than a human
being, and yet, that it was a woman we could not doubt, for the arms
were now and then thrown above the head in wild gesticulation, and at
moments a profile was presented, and then we saw, or thought we saw,
long flapping hair, unbound.

"I must go back to the ladder," said I; "you remain where you are,
watching."

"Oh, Edward! not alone," pleaded my wife.

"My dear, who is to go with me?"

I went. I had left the back door unlocked, and I ascended the staircase
and entered the passage. Again I saw the shadow flicker past the moonlit
patch on the wall opposite the window.

I ascended the ladder and opened the casement.

Then I heard the clock in the hall strike one.

I heaved myself up to the sill with great labour, and I endeavoured to
thrust my short body through the window, when I heard feet on the
stairs, and next moment my wife's voice from below, at the foot of the
ladder. "Oh, Edward, Edward! please do not go out there again. It has
vanished. All at once. There is nothing there now to be seen."

I returned, touched the ladder tentatively with my feet, refastened the
window, and descended--perhaps inelegantly. I then went down with my
wife, and with her returned up the bank, to the spot where stood
clustered our servants.

They had seen nothing further; and although I remained on the spot
watching for half an hour, I also saw nothing more.

The maids were too frightened to go to bed, and so agreed to sit up in
the kitchen for the rest of the night by a good fire, and I gave them a
bottle of sherry to mull, and make themselves comfortable upon, and to
help them to recover their courage.

Although I went to bed, I could not sleep. I was completely baffled by
what I had seen. I could in no way explain what the object was and how
it had left the leads.

Next day I sent for the village mason and asked him to set a long ladder
against the well-head of the fall pipe, and examine the valley between
the gables. At the same time I would mount to the little window and
contemplate proceedings through that.

The man had to send for a ladder sufficiently long, and that occupied
some time. However, at length he had it planted, and then mounted. When
he approached the dormer window--

"Give me a hand," said I, "and haul me up; I would like to satisfy
myself with my own eyes that there is no other means of getting upon or
leaving the leads."

He took me under both shoulders and heaved me out, and I stood with him
in the broad lead gutter.

"There's no other opening whatever," said he, "and, Lord love you, sir,
I believe that what you saw was no more than this," and he pointed to a
branch of a noble cedar that grew hard by the west side of the house.

"I warrant, sir," said he, "that what you saw was this here bough as has
been carried by a storm and thrown here, and the wind last night swept
it up and down the leads."

"But was there any wind?" I asked. "I do not remember that there was."

"I can't say," said he; "before twelve o'clock I was fast asleep, and it
might have blown a gale and I hear nothing of it."

"I suppose there must have been some wind," said I, "and that I was too
surprised and the women too frightened to observe it," I laughed. "So
this marvellous spectral phenomenon receives a very prosaic and natural
explanation. Mason, throw down the bough and we will burn it to-night."

The branch was cast over the edge, and fell at the back of the house. I
left the leads, descended, and going out picked up the cedar branch,
brought it into the hall, summoned the servants, and said derisively:
"Here is an illustration of the way in which weak-minded women get
scared. Now we will burn the burglar or ghost that we saw. It turns out
to be nothing but this branch, blown up and down the leads by the wind."

"But, Edward," said my wife, "there was not a breath stirring."

"There must have been. Only where we were we were sheltered and did not
observe it. Aloft, it blew across the roofs, and formed an eddy that
caught the broken bough, lifted it, carried it first one way, then spun
it round and carried it the reverse way. In fact, the wind between the
two roofs assumed a spiral movement. I hope now you are all satisfied. I
am."

So the bough was burned, and our fears--I mean those of the
females--were allayed.

In the evening, after dinner, as I sat with my wife, she said to me:
"Half a bottle would have been enough, Edward. Indeed, I think half a
bottle would be too much; you should not give the girls a liking for
sherry, it may lead to bad results. If it had been elderberry wine, that
would have been different."

"But there is no elderberry wine in the house," I objected.

"Well, I hope no harm will come of it, but I greatly mistrust----"

"Please, sir, it is there again."

The parlourmaid, with a blanched face, was at the door.

"Nonsense," said I, "we burnt it."

"This comes of the sherry," observed my wife. "They will be seeing
ghosts every night."

"But, my dear, you saw it as well as myself!"

I rose, my wife followed, and we went to the landing as before, and,
sure enough, against the patch of moonlight cast through the window in
the roof, was the arm again, and then a flutter of shadows, as if cast
by garments.

"It was not the bough," said my wife. "If this had been seen immediately
after the sherry I should not have been surprised, but--as it is now it
is most extraordinary."

"I'll have this part of the house shut up," said I. Then I bade the
maids once more spend the night in the kitchen, "and make yourselves
lively on tea," I said--for I knew my wife would not allow another
bottle of sherry to be given them. "To-morrow your beds shall be moved
to the east wing."

"Beg pardon," said the cook, "I speaks in the name of all. We don't
think we can remain in the house, but must leave the situation."

"That comes of the tea," said I to my wife. "Now," to the cook, "as you
have had another fright, I will let you have a bottle of mulled port
to-night."

"Sir," said the cook, "if you can get rid of the ghost, we don't want to
leave so good a master. We withdraw the notice."

Next day I had all the servants' goods transferred to the east wing, and
rooms were fitted up for them to sleep in. As their portion of the house
was completely cut off from the west wing, the alarm of the domestics
died away.

A heavy, stormy rain came on next week, the first token of winter
misery.

I then found that, whether caused by the cedar bough, or by the nailed
boots of the mason, I cannot say, but the lead of the valley between the
roofs was torn, and water came in, streaming down the walls, and
threatening to severely damage the ceilings. I had to send for a
plumber as soon as the weather mended. At the same time I started for
town to see Mr. Framett. I had made up my mind that Fernwood was not
suitable, and by the terms of my agreement I might be off my bargain if
I gave notice the first month, and then my tenancy would be for the six
months only. I found the squire at his club.

"Ah!" said he, "I told you not to go there in November. No one likes
Fernwood in November; it is all right at other times."

"What do you mean?"

"There is no bother except in November."

"Why should there be bother, as you term it, then?"

Mr. Framett shrugged his shoulders. "How the deuce can I tell you? I've
never been a spirit, and all that sort of thing. Mme. Blavatsky might
possibly tell you. I can't. But it is a fact."

"What is a fact?"

"Why, that there is no apparition at any other time It is only in
November, when she met with a little misfortune. That is when she is
seen."

"Who is seen?"

"My aunt Eliza--I mean my great-aunt."

"You speak mysteries."

"I don't know much about it, and care less," said Mr. Framett, and
called for a lemon squash. "It was this: I had a great-aunt who was
deranged. The family kept it quiet, and did not send her to an asylum,
but fastened her in a room in the west wing. You see, that part of the
house is partially separated from the rest. I believe she was rather
shabbily treated, but she was difficult to manage, and tore her clothes
to pieces. Somehow, she succeeded in getting out on the roof, and would
race up and down there. They allowed her to do so, as by that means she
obtained fresh air. But one night in November she scrambled up and, I
believe, tumbled over. It was hushed up. Sorry you went there in
November. I should have liked you to buy the place. I am sick of it."

I did buy Fernwood. What decided me was this: the plumbers, in mending
the leads, with that ingenuity to do mischief which they sometimes
display, succeeded in setting fire to the roof, and the result was that
the west wing was burnt down. Happily, a wall so completely separated
the wing from the rest of the house, that the fire was arrested. The
wing was not rebuilt, and I, thinking that with the disappearance of the
leads I should be freed from the apparition that haunted them, purchased
Fernwood. I am happy to say we have been undisturbed since.




AUNT JOANNA


In the Land's End district is the little church-town of Zennor. There is
no village to speak of--a few scattered farms, and here and there a
cluster of cottages. The district is bleak, the soil does not lie deep
over granite that peers through the surface on exposed spots, where the
furious gales from the ocean sweep the land. If trees ever existed
there, they have been swept away by the blast, but the golden furze or
gorse defies all winds, and clothes the moorland with a robe of
splendour, and the heather flushes the slopes with crimson towards the
decline of summer, and mantles them in soft, warm brown in winter, like
the fur of an animal.

In Zennor is a little church, built of granite, rude and simple of
construction, crouching low, to avoid the gales, but with a tower that
has defied the winds and the lashing rains, because wholly devoid of
sculptured detail, which would have afforded the blasts something to lay
hold of and eat away. In Zennor parish is one of the finest cromlechs in
Cornwall, a huge slab of unwrought stone like a table, poised on the
points of standing upright blocks as rude as the mass they sustain.

Near this monument of a hoar and indeed unknown antiquity lived an old
woman by herself, in a small cottage of one story in height, built of
moor stones set in earth, and pointed only with lime. It was thatched
with heather, and possessed but a single chimney that rose but little
above the apex of the roof, and had two slates set on the top to protect
the rising smoke from being blown down the chimney into the cottage
when the wind was from the west or from the east. When, however, it
drove from north or south, then the smoke must take care of itself. On
such occasions it was wont to find its way out of the door, and little
or none went up the chimney.

The only fuel burnt in this cottage was peat--not the solid black peat
from deep bogs, but turf of only a spade graft, taken from the surface,
and composed of undissolved roots. Such fuel gives flame, which the
other does not; but, on the other hand, it does not throw out the same
amount of heat, nor does it last one half the time.

The woman who lived in the cottage was called by the people of the
neighbourhood Aunt Joanna. What her family name was but few remembered,
nor did it concern herself much. She had no relations at all, with the
exception of a grand-niece, who was married to a small tradesman, a
wheelwright near the church. But Joanna and her great-niece were not on
speaking terms. The girl had mortally offended the old woman by going to
a dance at St. Ives, against her express orders. It was at this dance
that she had met the wheelwright, and this meeting, and the treatment
the girl had met with from her aunt for having gone to it, had led to
the marriage. For Aunt Joanna was very strict in her Wesleyanism, and
bitterly hostile to all such carnal amusements as dancing and
play-acting. Of the latter there was none in that wild west Cornish
district, and no temptation ever afforded by a strolling company setting
up its booth within reach of Zennor. But dancing, though denounced,
still drew the more independent spirits together. Rose Penaluna had been
with her great-aunt after her mother's death. She was a lively girl, and
when she heard of a dance at St. Ives, and had been asked to go to it,
although forbidden by Aunt Joanna, she stole from the cottage at night,
and found her way to St. Ives.

Her conduct was reprehensible certainly. But that of Aunt Joanna was
even more so, for when she discovered that the girl had left the house
she barred her door, and refused to allow Rose to re-enter it. The poor
girl had been obliged to take refuge the same night at the nearest farm
and sleep in an outhouse, and next morning to go into St. Ives and
entreat an acquaintance to take her in till she could enter into
service. Into service she did not go, for when Abraham Hext, the
carpenter, heard how she had been treated, he at once proposed, and in
three weeks married her. Since then no communication had taken place
between the old woman and her grand-niece. As Rose knew, Joanna was
implacable in her resentments, and considered that she had been acting
aright in what she had done.

The nearest farm to Aunt Joanna's cottage was occupied by the Hockins.
One day Elizabeth, the farmer's wife, saw the old woman outside the
cottage as she was herself returning from market; and, noticing how bent
and feeble Joanna was, she halted, and talked to her, and gave her good
advice.

"See you now, auntie, you'm gettin' old and crimmed wi' rheumatics. How
can you get about? An' there's no knowin' but you might be took bad in
the night. You ought to have some little lass wi' you to mind you."

"I don't want nobody, thank the Lord."

"Not just now, auntie, but suppose any chance ill-luck were to come on
you. And then, in the bad weather, you'm not fit to go abroad after the
turves, and you can't get all you want--tay and sugar and milk for
yourself now. It would be handy to have a little maid by you."

"Who should I have?" asked Joanna.

"Well, now, you couldn't do better than take little Mary, Rose Hext's
eldest girl. She's a handy maid, and bright and pleasant to speak to."

"No," answered the old woman, "I'll have none o' they Hexts, not I. The
Lord is agin Rose and all her family, I know it. I'll have none of
them."

"But, auntie, you must be nigh on ninety."

"I be ower that. But what o' that? Didn't Sarah, the wife of Abraham,
live to an hundred and seven and twenty years, and that in spite of him
worritin' of her wi' that owdacious maid of hern, Hagar? If it hadn't
been for their goings on, of Abraham and Hagar, it's my belief that
she'd ha' held on to a hundred and fifty-seven. I thank the Lord I've
never had no man to worrit me. So why I shouldn't equal Sarah's life I
don't see."

Then she went indoors and shut the door.

After that a week elapsed without Mrs. Hockin seeing the old woman. She
passed the cottage, but no Joanna was about. The door was not open, and
usually it was. Elizabeth spoke about this to her husband. "Jabez," said
she, "I don't like the looks o' this; I've kept my eye open, and there
be no Auntie Joanna hoppin' about. Whativer can be up? It's my opinion
us ought to go and see."

"Well, I've naught on my hands now," said the farmer, "so I reckon we
will go."

The two walked together to the cottage. No smoke issued from the
chimney, and the door was shut. Jabez knocked, but there came no answer;
so he entered, followed by his wife.

There was in the cottage but the kitchen, with one bedroom at the side.
The hearth was cold.

"There's some'ut up," said Mrs. Hockin.

"I reckon it's the old lady be down," replied her husband, and, throwing
open the bedroom door, he said: "Sure enough, and no mistake--there her
be, dead as a dried pilchard."

And in fact Auntie Joanna had died in the night, after having so
confidently affirmed her conviction that she would live to the age of a
hundred and twenty-seven.

"Whativer shall we do?" asked Mrs. Hockin.

"I reckon," said her husband, "us had better take an inventory of what
is here, lest wicked rascals come in and steal anything and everything."

"Folks bain't so bad as that, and a corpse in the house," observed Mrs.
Hockin.

"Don't be sure o' that--these be terrible wicked times," said the
husband. "And I sez, sez I, no harm is done in seein' what the old
creetur had got."

"Well, surely," acquiesced Elizabeth, "there is no harm in that."

In the bedroom was an old oak chest, and this the farmer and his wife
opened. To their surprise they found in it a silver teapot, and half a
dozen silver spoons.

"Well, now," exclaimed Elizabeth Hockin, "fancy her havin' these--and me
only Britannia metal."

"I reckon she came of a good family," said Jabez. "Leastwise, I've heard
as how she were once well off."

"And look here!" exclaimed Elizabeth, "there's fine and beautiful linen
underneath--sheets and pillow-cases."

"But look here!" cried Jabez, "blessed if the taypot bain't chock-full
o' money! Whereiver did she get it from?"

"Her's been in the way of showing folk the Zennor Quoit, visitors from
St. Ives and Penzance, and she's had scores o' shillings that way."

"Lord!" exclaimed Jabez. "I wish she'd left it to me, and I could buy a
cow; I want another cruel bad."

"Ay, we do, terrible," said Elizabeth. "But just look to her bed, what
torn and wretched linen be on that--and here these fine bedclothes all
in the chest."

"Who'll get the silver taypot and spoons, and the money?" inquired
Jabez.

"Her had no kin--none but Rose Hext, and her couldn't abide her. Last
words her said to me was that she'd 'have never naught to do wi' the
Hexts, they and all their belongings.'"

"That was her last words?"

"The very last words her spoke to me--or to anyone."

"Then," said Jabez, "I'll tell ye what, Elizabeth, it's our moral dooty
to abide by the wishes of Aunt Joanna. It never does to go agin what is
right. And as her expressed herself that strong, why us, as honest
folks, must carry out her wishes, and see that none of all her savings
go to them darned and dratted Hexts."

"But who be they to go to, then?"

"Well--we'll see. Fust us will have her removed, and provide that her be
daycent buried. Them Hexts be in a poor way, and couldn't afford the
expense, and it do seem to me, Elizabeth, as it would be a liberal and a
kindly act in us to take all the charges on ourselves. Us is the closest
neighbours."

"Ay--and her have had milk of me these ten or twelve years, and I've
never charged her a penny, thinking her couldn't afford it. But her
could, her were a-hoardin' of her money--and not paying me. That were
not honest, and what I say is, that I have a right to some of her
savin's, to pay the milk bill--and it's butter I've let her have now and
then in a liberal way."

"Very well, Elizabeth. Fust of all, we'll take the silver taypot and the
spoons wi' us, to get 'em out of harm's way."

"And I'll carry the linen sheets and pillow-cases. My word!--why didn't
she use 'em, instead of them rags?"

All Zennor declared that the Hockins were a most neighbourly and
generous couple, when it was known that they took upon themselves to
defray the funeral expenses.

Mrs. Hext came to the farm, and said that she was willing to do what she
could, but Mrs. Hockin replied: "My good Rose, it's no good. I seed your
aunt when her was ailin', and nigh on death, and her laid it on me
solemn as could be that we was to bury her, and that she'd have nothin'
to do wi' the Hexts at no price."

Rose sighed, and went away.

Rose had not expected to receive anything from her aunt. She had never
been allowed to look at the treasures in the oak chest. As far as she
had been aware, Aunt Joanna had been extremely poor. But she remembered
that the old woman had at one time befriended her, and she was ready to
forgive the harsh treatment to which she had finally been subjected. In
fact, she had repeatedly made overtures to her great-aunt to be
reconciled, but these overtures had been always rejected. She was,
accordingly, not surprised to learn from Mrs. Hockin that the old
woman's last words had been as reported.

But, although disowned and disinherited, Rose, her husband, and children
dressed in black, and were chief mourners at the funeral. Now it had so
happened that when it came to the laying out of Aunt Joanna, Mrs. Hockin
had looked at the beautiful linen sheets she had found in the oak chest,
with the object of furnishing the corpse with one as a winding-sheet.
But--she said to herself--it would really be a shame to spoil a pair,
and where else could she get such fine and beautiful old linen as was
this? So she put the sheets away, and furnished for the purpose a clean
but coarse and ragged sheet such as Aunt Joanna had in common use. That
was good enough to moulder in the grave. It would be positively sinful,
because wasteful, to give up to corruption and the worm such fine white
linen as Aunt Joanna had hoarded. The funeral was conducted, otherwise,
liberally. Aunt Joanna was given an elm, and not a mean deal board
coffin, such as is provided for paupers; and a handsome escutcheon of
white metal was put on the lid.

Moreover, plenty of gin was drunk, and cake and cheese eaten at the
house, all at the expense of the Hockins. And the conversation among
those who attended, and ate and drank, and wiped their eyes, was rather
anent the generosity of the Hockins than of the virtues of the
departed.

Mr. and Mrs. Hockin heard this, and their hearts swelled within them.
Nothing so swells the heart as the consciousness of virtue being
recognised. Jabez in an undertone informed a neighbour that he weren't
goin' to stick at the funeral expenses, not he; he'd have a neat stone
erected above the grave with work on it, at twopence a letter. The name
and the date of departure of Aunt Joanna, and her age, and two lines of
a favourite hymn of his, all about earth being no dwelling-place, heaven
being properly her home.

It was not often that Elizabeth Hockin cried, but she did this day; she
wept tears of sympathy with the deceased, and happiness at the ovation
accorded to herself and her husband. At length, as the short winter day
closed in, the last of those who had attended the funeral, and had
returned to the farm to recruit and regale after it, departed, and the
Hockins were left to themselves.

"It were a beautiful day," said Jabez.

"Ay," responded Elizabeth, "and what a sight o' people came here."

"This here buryin' of Aunt Joanna have set us up tremendous in the
estimation of the neighbours."

"I'd like to know who else would ha' done it for a poor old creetur as
is no relation; ay--and one as owed a purty long bill to me for milk and
butter through ten or twelve years."

"Well," said Jabez, "I've allus heard say that a good deed brings its
own reward wi' it--and it's a fine proverb. I feels it in my insides."

"P'raps it's the gin, Jabez."

"No--it's virtue. It's warmer nor gin a long sight. Gin gives a
smouldering spark, but a good conscience is a blaze of furze."

The farm of the Hockins was small, and Hockin looked after his cattle
himself. One maid was kept, but no man in the house. All were wont to
retire early to bed; neither Hockin nor his wife had literary tastes,
and were not disposed to consume much oil, so as to read at night.

During the night, at what time she did not know, Mrs. Hockin awoke with
a start, and found that her husband was sitting up in bed listening.
There was a moon that night, and no clouds in the sky. The room was full
of silver light. Elizabeth Hockin heard a sound of feet in the kitchen,
which was immediately under the bedroom of the couple.

"There's someone about," she whispered; "go down, Jabez."

"I wonder, now, who it be. P'raps its Sally."

"It can't be Sally--how can it, when she can't get out o' her room
wi'out passin' through ours?"

"Run down, Elizabeth, and see."

"It's your place to go, Jabez."

"But if it was a woman--and me in my night-shirt?"

"And, Jabez, if it was a man, a robber--and me in my night-shirt? It 'ud
be shameful."

"I reckon us had best go down together."

"We'll do so--but I hope it's not----"

"What?"

Mrs. Hockin did not answer. She and her husband crept from bed, and,
treading on tiptoe across the room, descended the stair.

There was no door at the bottom, but the staircase was boarded up at the
side; it opened into the kitchen.

They descended very softly and cautiously, holding each other, and when
they reached the bottom, peered timorously into the apartment that
served many purposes--kitchen, sitting-room, and dining-place. The
moonlight poured in through the broad, low window.

By it they saw a figure. There could be no mistaking it--it was that of
Aunt Joanna, clothed in the tattered sheet that Elizabeth Hockin had
allowed for her grave-clothes. The old woman had taken one of the fine
linen sheets out of the cupboard in which it had been placed, and had
spread it over the long table, and was smoothing it down with her bony
hands.

The Hockins trembled, not with cold, though it was mid-winter, but with
terror. They dared not advance, and they felt powerless to retreat.

Then they saw Aunt Joanna go to the cupboard, open it, and return with
the silver spoons; she placed all six on the sheet, and with a lean
finger counted them.

She turned her face towards those who were watching her proceedings, but
it was in shadow, and they could not distinguish the features nor note
the expression with which she regarded them.

Presently she went back to the cupboard, and returned with the silver
teapot. She stood at one end of the table, and now the reflection of the
moon on the linen sheet was cast upon her face, and they saw that she
was moving her lips--but no sound issued from them.

She thrust her hand into the teapot and drew forth the coins, one by
one, and rolled them along the table. The Hockins saw the glint of the
metal, and the shadow cast by each piece of money as it rolled. The
first coin lodged at the further left-hand corner and the second rested
near it; and so on, the pieces were rolled, and ranged themselves in
order, ten in a row. Then the next ten were run across the white cloth
in the same manner, and dropped over on their sides below the first row;
thus also the third ten. And all the time the dead woman was mouthing,
as though counting, but still inaudibly.

[Illustration: SHE THRUST HER HAND INTO THE TEAPOT AND DREW FORTH THE
COINS, ONE BY ONE, AND ROLLED THEM ALONG THE TABLE.]

The couple stood motionless observing proceedings, till suddenly a cloud
passed before the face of the moon, so dense as to eclipse the light.

Then in a paroxysm of terror both turned and fled up the stairs, bolted
their bedroom door, and jumped into bed.

There was no sleep for them that night. In the gloom when the moon was
concealed, in the glare when it shone forth, it was the same, they
could hear the light rolling of the coins along the table, and the click
as they fell over. Was the supply inexhaustible? It was not so, but
apparently the dead woman did not weary of counting the coins. When all
had been ranged, she could be heard moving to the further end of the
table, and there recommencing the same proceeding of coin-rolling.

Not till near daybreak did this sound cease, and not till the maid,
Sally, had begun to stir in the inner bedchamber did Hockin and his wife
venture to rise. Neither would suffer the servant girl to descend till
they had been down to see in what condition the kitchen was. They found
that the table had been cleared, the coins were all back in the teapot,
and that and the spoons were where they had themselves placed them. The
sheet, moreover, was neatly folded, and replaced where it had been
before.

The Hockins did not speak to one another of their experiences during the
past night, so long as they were in the house, but when Jabez was in the
field, Elizabeth went to him and said: "Husband, what about Aunt
Joanna?"

"I don't know--maybe it were a dream."

"Curious us should ha' dreamed alike."

"I don't know that; 'twere the gin made us dream, and us both had gin,
so us dreamed the same thing."

"'Twere more like real truth than dream," observed Elizabeth.

"We'll take it as dream," said Jabez. "Mebbe it won't happen again."

But precisely the same sounds were heard on the following night. The
moon was obscured by thick clouds, and neither of the two had the
courage to descend to the kitchen. But they could hear the patter of
feet, and then the roll and click of the coins. Again sleep was
impossible.

"Whatever shall we do?" asked Elizabeth Hockin next morning of her
husband. "Us can't go on like this wi' the dead woman about our house
nightly. There's no tellin' she might take it into her head to come
upstairs and pull the sheets off us. As we took hers, she may think it
fair to carry off ours."

"I think," said Jabez sorrowfully, "we'll have to return 'em."

"But how?"

After some consultation the couple resolved on conveying all the
deceased woman's goods to the churchyard, by night, and placing them on
her grave.

"I reckon," said Hockin, "we'll bide in the porch and watch what
happens. If they be left there till mornin', why we may carry 'em back
wi' an easy conscience. We've spent some pounds over her buryin'."

"What have it come to?"

"Three pounds five and fourpence, as I make it out."

"Well," said Elizabeth, "we must risk it."

When night had fallen murk, the farmer and his wife crept from their
house, carrying the linen sheets, the teapot, and the silver spoons.
They did not start till late, for fear of encountering any villagers on
the way, and not till after the maid, Sally, had gone to bed.

They fastened the farm door behind them. The night was dark and stormy,
with scudding clouds, so dense as to make deep night, when they did not
part and allow the moon to peer forth.

They walked timorously, and side by side, looking about them as they
proceeded, and on reaching the churchyard gate they halted to pluck up
courage before opening and venturing within. Jabez had furnished himself
with a bottle of gin, to give courage to himself and his wife.

Together they heaped the articles that had belonged to Aunt Joanna upon
the fresh grave, but as they did so the wind caught the linen and
unfurled and flapped it, and they were forced to place stones upon it to
hold it down.

Then, quaking with fear, they retreated to the church porch, and Jabez,
uncorking the bottle, first took a long pull himself, and then presented
it to his wife.

And now down came a tearing rain, driven by a blast from the Atlantic,
howling among the gravestones, and screaming in the battlements of the
tower and its bell-chamber windows. The night was so dark, and the rain
fell so heavily, that they could see nothing for full half an hour. But
then the clouds were rent asunder, and the moon glared white and ghastly
over the churchyard.

Elizabeth caught her husband by the arm and pointed. There was, however,
no need for her to indicate that on which his eyes were fixed already.

Both saw a lean hand come up out of the grave, and lay hold of one of
the fine linen sheets and drag at it. They saw it drag the sheet by one
corner, and then it went down underground, and the sheet followed, as
though sucked down in a vortex; fold on fold it descended, till the
entire sheet had disappeared.

"Her have taken it for her windin' sheet," whispered Elizabeth.
"Whativer will her do wi' the rest?"

"Have a drop o' gin; this be terrible tryin'," said Jabez in an
undertone; and again the couple put their lips to the bottle, which came
away considerably lighter after the draughts.

"Look!" gasped Elizabeth.

Again the lean hand with long fingers appeared above the soil, and this
was seen groping about the grass till it laid hold of the teapot. Then
it groped again, and gathered up the spoons, that flashed in the
moonbeams. Next, up came the second hand, and a long arm that stretched
along the grave till it reached the other sheets. At once, on being
raised, these sheets were caught by the wind, and flapped and fluttered
like half-hoisted sails. The hands retained them for a while till they
bellied with the wind, and then let them go, and they were swept away
by the blast across the churchyard, over the wall, and lodged in the
carpenter's yard that adjoined, among his timber.

"She have sent 'em to the Hexts," whispered Elizabeth.

Next the hands began to trifle with the teapot, and to shake out some of
the coins.

In a minute some silver pieces were flung with so true an aim that they
fell clinking down on the floor of the porch.

How many coins, how much money was cast, the couple were in no mood to
estimate.

Then they saw the hands collect the pillow-cases, and proceed to roll up
the teapot and silver spoons in them, and, that done, the white bundle
was cast into the air, and caught by the wind and carried over the
churchyard wall into the wheelwright's yard.

At once a curtain of vapour rushed across the face of the moon, and
again the graveyard was buried in darkness. Half an hour elapsed before
the moon shone out again. Then the Hockins saw that nothing was stirring
in the cemetery.

"I reckon us may go now," said Jabez.

"Let us gather up what she chucked to us," advised Elizabeth.

So the couple felt about the floor, and collected a number of coins.
What they were they could not tell till they reached their home, and had
lighted a candle.

"How much be it?" asked Elizabeth.

"Three pound five and fourpence, exact," answered Jabez.




THE WHITE FLAG


A percentage of the South African Boers--how large or how small that
percentage is has not been determined--is possessed of a rudimentary
conscience, much as the oyster has incipient eyes, and the snake
initiatory articulations for feet, which in the course of long ages may,
under suitable conditions, develop into an active faculty.

If Jacob Van Heeren possessed any conscience at all it was the merest
protoplasm of one.

He occupied Heerendorp, a ramshackle farmhouse under a kopje, and had
cattle and horses, also a wife and grown-up sons and daughters.

When the war broke out Jacob hoisted the white flag at the gable, and he
and his sons indulged their sporting instincts by shooting down such
officers and men of the British army as went to the farm, unsuspecting
treachery.

Heerendorp by this means obtained an evil notoriety, and it was ordered
to be burnt, and the women of Jacob's family to be transferred to a
concentration camp where they would be mollycoddled at the expense of
the English taxpayer. Thus Jacob and his sons were delivered from all
anxiety as to their womankind, and were given a free field in which to
exercise their mischievous ingenuity. As to their cattle and horses that
had been commandeered, they held receipts which would entitle them to
claim full value for the beasts at the termination of hostilities.

Jacob and his sons might have joined one of the companies under a Boer
general, but they preferred independent action, and their peculiar
tactics, which proved eminently successful.

That achievement in which Jacob exhibited most slimness, and of which he
was pre-eminently proud, was as follows: feigning himself to be wounded,
he rolled on the ground, waving a white kerchief, and crying out for
water. A young English lieutenant at once filled a cup and ran to his
assistance, when Jacob shot him through the heart.

When the war was over Van Heeren got his farm rebuilt and restocked at
the expense of the British taxpayer, and received his wife and daughters
from the concentration camp, plump as partridges.

So soon as the new Heerendorp was ready for occupation, Jacob took a
large knife and cut seventeen notches in the doorpost.

"What is that for, Jacob?" asked his wife.

"They are reminders of the Britishers I have shot."

"Well," said she, "if I hadn't killed more Rooineks than that, I'd be
ashamed of myself."

"Oh, I shot more in open fight. I didn't count them; I only reckon such
as I've been slim enough to befool with the white flag," said the Boer.

Now the lieutenant whom Jacob Van Heeren had killed when bringing him a
cup of cold water, was Aneurin Jones, and he was the only son of his
mother, and she a widow in North Wales. On Aneurin her heart had been
set, in him was all her pride. Beyond him she had no ambition. About him
every fibre of her heart was entwined. Life had to her no charms apart
from him. When the news of his death reached her, unaccompanied by
particulars, she was smitten with a sorrow that almost reached despair.
The joy was gone out of her life, the light from her sky. The prospect
was a blank before her. She sank into profound despondency, and would
have welcomed death as an end to an aimless, a hopeless life.

But when peace was concluded, and some comrades of Aneurin returned
home, the story of how he had met his death was divulged to her.

Then the passionate Welsh mother's heart became as a live coal within
her breast. An impotent rage against his murderer consumed her. She did
not know the name of the man who had killed him, she but ill understood
where her son had fallen. Had she known, had she been able, she would
have gone out to South Africa, and have gloried in being able to stab to
the heart the man who had so treacherously murdered her Aneurin. But how
was he to be identified?

The fact that she was powerless to avenge his death was a torture to
her. She could not sleep, she could not eat, she writhed, she moaned,
she bit her fingers, she chafed at her incapacity to execute justice on
the murderer. A feverish flame was lit in her hollow cheeks. Her lips
became parched, her tongue dry, her dark eyes glittered as if sparks of
unquenchable fire had been kindled in them.

She sat with clenched hands and set teeth before her dead grate, and the
purple veins swelled and throbbed in her temples.

Oh! if only she knew the name of the man who had shot her Aneurin!

Oh! if only she could find out a way to recompense him for the wrong he
had done!

These were her only thoughts. And the sole passage in her Bible she
could read, and which she read over and over again, was the story of the
Importunate Widow who cried to the judge, "Avenge me of mine adversary!"
and who was heard for her persistent asking.

Thus passed a fortnight. She was visibly wasting in flesh, but the fire
within her burned only the fiercer as her bodily strength failed.

Then, all at once, an idea shot like a meteor through her brain. She
remembered to have heard of the Cursing Well of St. Elian, near Colwyn.
She recalled the fact that the last "Priest of the Well," an old man who
had lived hard by, and who had initiated postulants into the mysteries
of the well, had been brought before the magistrates for obtaining money
under false pretences, and had been sent to gaol at Chester; and that
the parson of Llanelian had taken a crowbar and had ripped up the wall
that enclosed the spring, and had done what lay in his power to destroy
it and blot out the remembrance of the powers of the well, or to ruin
its efficacy.

But the spring still flowed. Had it lost its virtues? Could a parson,
could magistrates bring to naught what had been for centuries?

She remembered, further, that the granddaughter of the "Priest of the
Well" was then an inmate of the workhouse at Denbigh. Was it not
possible that she should know the ritual of St. Elian's spring?--should
be able to assist her in the desire of her heart?

Mrs. Winifred Jones resolved on trying. She went to the workhouse and
sought out the woman, an old and infirm creature, and had a conference
with her. She found the woman, a poor, decrepit creature, very shy of
speaking about the well, very unwilling to be drawn into a confession of
the extent of her knowledge, very much afraid of the magistrates and the
master of the workhouse punishing her if she had anything to do with the
well; but the intensity of Mrs. Jones, her vehemence in prosecuting her
inquiries, and, above all, the gift of half a sovereign pressed into her
palm, with the promise of another if she assisted Mrs. Winifred in the
prosecution of her purpose, finally overcame her scruples, and she told
all that she knew.

"You must visit St. Elian's, madam," said she, "when the moon is at the
wane. You must write the name of him whose death you desire on a pebble,
and drop it into the water, and recite the sixty-ninth Psalm."

"But," objected the widow, "I do not know his name, and I have no means
of discovering it. I want to kill the man who murdered my son."

The old woman considered, and then said: "In this case it is different.
There is a way under these circumstances. Murdered, was your son?"

"Yes, he was treacherously shot."

"Then you will have to call on your son by name, as you let fall the
pebble, and say: 'Let him be wiped out of the book of the living. Avenge
me of mine adversary, O my God.' And you must go on dropping in pebbles,
reciting the same prayer, till you see the water of the spring boil up
black as ink. Then you will know that your prayer has been heard, and
that the curse has wrought."

Winifred Jones departed in some elation.

She waited till the moon changed, and then she went to the spring. It
was near a hedge; there were trees by it. Apparently it had been
unsought for many years. But it still flowed. About it lay scattered a
few stones that had once formed the bounds.

She looked about her. No one was by. The sun was declining, and would
soon set. She bent over the water--it was perfectly clear. She had
collected a lapful of rounded stones.

Then she cried out: "Aneurin! come to my aid against your murderer. Let
him be blotted out of the book of the living. Avenge me on my adversary,
O my God!" and she dropped a pebble into the water.

Then rose a bubble. That was all.

She paused but for a moment, then again she cried: "Aneurin! come to my
aid against your murderer. Let him be blotted out of the book of the
living. Avenge me on my adversary, O my God!"

Once more a pebble was let fall. It splashed into the spring, but there
was no change save that ripples were sent against the side.

A third--then a fourth--she went on; the sun sent a shaft of yellow
glory through the trees over the spring.

Then someone passed along the road hard by, and Mrs. Winifred Jones
held her breath, and desisted till the footfall had died away.

But then she continued, stone after stone was dropped, and the ritual
was followed, till the seventeenth had disappeared in the well, when up
rose a column of black fluid boiling as it were from below, the colour
of ink; and the widow pressed her hands together, and drew a sigh of
relief; her prayer had been heard, and her curse had taken effect.

She cast away the rest of the pebbles, let down her skirt, and went away
rejoicing.

       *       *       *       *       *

It so fell out that on this very evening Jacob Van Heeren had gone to
bed early, as he had risen before daybreak, and had been riding all day.
His family were in the outer room, when they were startled by a hoarse
cry from the bedroom. He was a short-tempered, imperious man, accustomed
to yell at his wife and children when he needed them; but this cry was
of an unusual character, it had in it the ring of alarm. His wife went
to him to inquire what was the matter. She found the old Boer sitting up
in bed with one leg extended, his face like dirty stained leather, his
eyes starting out of his head, and his mouth opening and shutting,
lifting and depressing his shaggy, grey beard, as though he were trying
to speak, but could not utter words.

"Pete!" she called to her eldest son, "come here, and see what ails your
father."

Pete and others entered, and stood about the bed, staring stupidly at
the old man, unable to comprehend what had come over him.

"Fetch him some brandy, Pete," said the mother; "he looks as if he had a
fit."

When some spirits had been poured down his throat the farmer was
revived, and said huskily: "Take it away! Quick, take it off!"

"Take what away?"

"The white flag."

"There is none here."

"It is there--there, wrapped about my foot."

The wife looked at the outstretched leg, and saw nothing. Jacob became
angry, he swore at her, and yelled: "Take it off; it is chilling me to
the bone."

"There is nothing there."

"But I say it is. I saw him come in----"

"Saw whom, father?" asked one of the sons.

"I saw that Rooinek lieutenant I shot when he was bringing me drink,
thinking I was wounded. He came in through the door----"

"That is not possible--he must have passed us."

"I say he did come. I saw him, and he held the white rag, and he came
upon me and gave me a twist with the flag about my foot, and there it
is--it numbs me. I cannot move it. Quick, quick, take it away."

"I repeat there is nothing there," said his wife.

"Pull off his stocking," said Pete Van Heeren; "he has got a chill in
his foot, and fancies this nonsense. He has been dreaming."

"It was not a dream," roared Jacob; "I saw him as clearly as I see you,
and he wrapped my foot up in that accursed flag."

"Accursed flag!" exclaimed Samuel, the second son. "That's a fine way to
speak of it, father, when it served you so well."

"Take it off, you dogs!" yelled the old man, "and don't stand staring
and barking round me."

The stocking was removed from his leg, and then it was seen that his
foot--the left foot--had turned a livid white.

"Go and heat a brick," said the housewife to one of her daughters; "it
is just the circulation has stopped."

But no artificial warmth served to restore the flow of blood, and the
natural heat.

Jacob passed a sleepless night.

Next morning he rose, but limped; all feeling had gone out of the foot.
His wife vainly urged him to keep to his bed. He was obstinate, and
would get up; but he could not walk without the help of a stick. When
clothed, he hobbled into the kitchen and put the numbed foot to the
fire, and the stocking sole began to smoke, it was singed and went to
pieces, but his foot was insensible to the heat. Then he went forth,
aided by the stick, to his farmyard, hoping that movement would restore
feeling and warmth; but this also was in vain. In the evening he seated
himself on a bench outside the door, whilst his family ate supper. He
ordered them to bring food to him. He felt easier in the open air than
within doors.

Whilst his wife and children were about the table at their meal, they
heard a scream without, more like that of a wounded horse than a man,
and all rushed forth, to find Jacob in a paroxysm of terror only less
severe than that of the preceding night.

"He came on me again," he gasped; "the same man, I do not know from
whence--he seemed to spring out of the distance. I saw him first like
smoke, but with a white flicker in it; and then he got nearer and became
more distinct, and I knew it was he; and he had another of those white
napkins in his hand. I could not call for help--I tried, I could utter
no sound, till he wrapped it--that white rag--round my calf, and then,
with the cold and pain, I cried out, and he vanished."

"Father," said Pete, "you fell asleep and dreamt this."

"I did not. I saw him, and I felt what he did. Give me your hand. I
cannot rise. I must go within. Good Lord, when will this come to an
end?"

When lifted from his seat it was seen that his left leg dragged. He had
to lean heavily on his son on one side and his wife on the other, and he
allowed himself, without remonstrance, to be put to bed.

It was then seen that the dead whiteness, as of a corpse, had spread
from the foot up the calf.

"He is going to have a paralytic stroke, that is it," said Pete. "You,
Samuel, must ride for a doctor to-morrow morning, not that he can do
much good, if what I think be the case."

On the second day the old man persisted in his determination to rise. He
was deaf to all remonstrance, he would get up and go about, as far as he
was able. But his ability was small. In the evening, as the sun went
down, he was sitting crouched over the fire. The family had finished
supper, and all had left the room except his wife, who was removing the
dishes, when she heard a gasping and struggling by the fire, and,
turning her head, saw her husband writhing on his stool, clinging to it
with his hands, with his left leg out, his mouth foaming, and he was
snorting with terror or pain.

She ran to him at once.

"Jacob, what is it?"

"He is at me again! Beat him off with the broom!" he screamed. "Keep him
away. He is wrapping the white flag round my knee."

Pete and the others ran in, and raised their father, who was falling out
of his seat, and conveyed him to bed.

It was now seen that his knee had become hard and stiff, his calf was as
if frozen; the whiteness had extended upwards to the knee.

Next day a surgeon arrived. He examined the old man, and expressed his
conviction that he had a stroke. But it was a paralytic attack of an
unusual character, as it had in no way affected his speech or his left
arm and hand. He recommended hot fomentations.

Still the farmer would not be confined to bed; he insisted on being
dressed and assisted into the kitchen.

One stick was not now sufficient for him, and Samuel contrived for him
crutches. With these he could drag himself about, and on the fourth
evening he laboriously worked his way to a cowstall to look at one of
his beasts that was ill.

Whilst there he had a fourth attack. Pete, who was without, heard him
yell and beat at the door with one of his crutches. He entered, and
found his father lying on the floor, quivering with terror, and
spluttering unintelligible words. He lifted him, and drew him without,
then shouted to Samuel, who came up, and together they carried him to
the house.

Only when there, and when he had drunk some brandy, was he able to give
an account of what had taken place. He had been looking at the cow, and
feeling it, when down out of the hayloft had come leaping the form of
the Rooinek lieutenant, which had sprung in between him and the cow,
and, stooping, had wrapped a white rag round his thigh, above the knee.
And now the whole of his leg was dead and livid.

"There is nothing for it, father, but to have your leg amputated," said
Pete. "The doctor told me as much. He said that mortification would set
in if there was no return of circulation."

"I won't have it off! What good shall I be with only one leg?" exclaimed
the old man.

"But father, it will be the sole means of saving your life."

"I won't have my leg off!" again repeated Jacob.

Pete said in a low tone to his mother: "Have you seen any dark spots on
his leg? The doctor said we must look for them, and, when they come,
send for him at once."

"No," she replied, "I have not noticed any, so far."

"Then we will wait till they appear."

On the fifth day the farmer was constrained to keep his bed.

He had now become a prey to abject terror. So sure as the hour of
sunset came, did a new visitation occur. He listened for the clock to
sound each hour of the day, and as the afternoon drew on he dreaded with
unspeakable horror the advent of the moment when again the apparition
would be seen, and a fresh chill be inflicted. He insisted that his wife
or Pete should remain in the room with him. They took it in turns to sit
by his bedside.

Through the little window the fire of the setting sun smote in and fell
across the suffering man.

It was his wife's turn to be in attendance.

All at once a gurgling sound broke from his throat. His eyes started
from his face, his hair bristled, and with his hands he worked himself
into a sitting posture, and he heaved himself on to his pillow, and
would have broken his way through the backboard of his bed, could he
have done so.

"What is it, Jacob?" asked his wife, throwing down the garment which she
was mending, and coming to his assistance. "Lie down again. There is
nothing here."

He could not speak. His teeth were chattering, and his beard shaking,
foam-bubbles formed on his lips, and great sweatdrops on his brow.

"Pete! Samuel!" she called, "come to your father."

The young men ran in, and they forcibly laid the old Boer in bed,
prostrate.

And now it was found that the right foot had turned dead, like the left.

       *       *       *       *       *

On the evening of the seventeenth day after the visit to the well of
Llanelian, Mrs. Winifred Jones was sitting on the side of her bed in the
twilight. She had lighted no candle. She was musing, always on the same
engrossing topic, the wrong that had been done to her and her son, and
thirsting with a feverish thirst for vengeance on the wrongdoer.

Her confidence in the expedient to which she had resorted was beginning
to fail. What was this recourse to the well but a falling in with an old
superstition that had died out with the advance of knowledge, and under
the influence of a wholesome feeling? Was any trust to be placed in that
woman at the workhouse? Was she deceiving her for the sake of the
half-sovereign? And yet--she had seen a token that her prayer would
prove efficacious. There had risen through the crystal water a column of
black fluid.

Could it be that a widow's prayer should meet with no response? Was
wrong to prevail in the world? Were the weak and oppressed to have no
means of procuring the execution of justice on the evildoers? Was not
God righteous in all His ways? Would it be righteous in Him to suffer
the murderer of her son to thrive? If God be merciful, He is also just.
If His ear is open to the prayer for help, He must as well listen to the
cry for vengeance.

Since that evening at the spring she had been unable to pray as usual,
to pray for herself--her only cry had been: "Avenge me on my adversary!"
If she tried to frame the words of the Lord's Prayer, she could not do
so. They escaped her; her thoughts travelled to the South African veldt.
Her soul could not rise to God in the ecstasy of love and devotion; it
was choked with hate--an overwhelming hate.

She was in her black weeds; the hands, thin and white, were on her lap,
nervously clasping and unclasping the fingers. Had anyone been there, in
the grey twilight of a summer night, he would have been saddened to see
how hard and lined the face had become, how all softness had passed from
the lips, how sunken were the eyes, in which was only a glitter of
wrath.

Suddenly she saw standing before her, indistinct indeed, but
unmistakable, the form of her lost son, her Aneurin, and he held a white
napkin in his right hand, and this napkin emitted a phosphorescent
glow.

She tried to cry out; to utter the beloved name; she tried to spring to
her feet and throw herself into his arms! But she was unable to stir
hand, or foot, or tongue. She was as one paralysed, but her heart
bounded within her bosom.

"Mother," said the apparition, in a voice that seemed to come from a
vast distance, yet was articulate and audible--"Mother, you called me
back from the world of spirits, and sent me to discharge a task. I have
done it. I have touched him on the foot and calf and knee and thigh, on
hand and elbow and shoulder, on one side and on the other, on his head,
and lastly on his heart, with the white flag--and now he is dead. I did
it in all sixteen times, and with the sixteenth he died. I chilled him
piecemeal with the white flag; the sixteenth was laid on his heart, and
that stopped beating."

Then she lifted her hands slightly, and her stiffened tongue relaxed so
far that she was able to murmur: "God be thanked!"

"Mother," continued the apparition, "there is a seventeenth remaining."

She tried to clasp her hands on her lap, but the fingers were no longer
under her control; they had fallen to the side of the chair-bed, and
hung there lifeless. Her eyes stared wildly at the spectre of her son,
but without love in them; love had faded out of her heart, and given
place to hate of his murderer.

"Mother," proceeded the vision, "you summoned me, and even in the world
of spirits the soul of a child must respond to the cry of a mother, and
I have been permitted to come back and to do your will. And now I am
suffered to reveal something to you: to show you what my life would have
been had it not been cut short by the shot of the Boer."

He stepped towards her, and put forth a vaporous hand and touched her
eyes. She felt as though a feather had been passed over them. Then he
raised the luminous sheet and shook it. Instantly all about her was
changed.

Mrs. Winifred Jones was not in her little Welsh cottage; nor was it
night. She was no longer alone. She stood in a court, in full daylight.
She saw before her the judge on his seat, the barristers in wig and
gown, the press reporters with their notebooks and pens, a dense crowd
thronging every portion of the court. And she knew instinctively, before
a word was spoken, without an intimation from the spirit of her son,
that she was standing in the Divorce Court. And she saw there as
co-respondent her son, older, changed in face, but more altered in
expression. And she heard a tale unfolded--full of dishonour, and
rousing disgust.

She was now able to raise her hands--she covered her ears; her face,
crimson with shame, sank on her bosom. She could endure the sight, the
words spoken, the revelations made, no longer, and she cried out:
"Aneurin! Aneurin! for the Lord's sake, no more of this! Oh, the day,
the day, that I have seen you standing here."

At once all passed; and she was again in her bedroom in Honeysuckle
Cottage, North Wales, seated with folded hands on her lap, and looking
before her wonderingly at the ghostly form of her son.

"Is that enough, mother?"

She lifted her hands deprecatingly.

Again he shook the glimmering white sheet, and it was as though drops of
pearly fire fell out of it.

And again--all was changed.

She found herself at Monte Carlo; she knew it instinctively. She was in
the great saloon, where were the gaming-tables. The electric lights
glittered, and the decorations were superb. But all her attention was
engrossed on her son, whom she saw at one of the tables, staking his
last napoleon.

It was indeed her own Aneurin, but with a face on which vice and its
consequent degradation were written indelibly.

He lost, and turned away, and left the hall and its lights. His mother
followed him. He went forth into the gardens. The full moon was shining,
and the gravel of the terraces was white as snow. The air was fragrant
with the scent of oranges and myrtles. The palms cast black shadows on
the soil. The sea lay still as if asleep, with a gleam over it from the
moon.

Mrs. Winifred Jones tracked her son, as he stole in and out among the
shrubs, amid the trees, with a sickening fear at her heart. Then she saw
him pause by some oleanders, and draw a revolver from his pocket and
place it at his ear. She uttered a cry of agony and horror, and tried to
spring forward to dash the weapon from his hand.

Then all changed.

She was again in her little room in the dusk, and the shadowy form of
Aneurin was before her.

"Mother," said the spirit, "I have been permitted to come to you and to
show to you what would have been my career if I had not died whilst
young, and fresh, and innocent. You have to thank Jacob Van Heeren that
he saved me from such a life of infamy, and such an evil death by my own
hand. You should thank, and not curse him." She was breathing heavily.
Her heart beat so fast that her brain span; she fell on her knees.

"Mother," the apparition continued, "there were seventeen pebbles cast
into the well."

"Yes, Aneurin," she whispered.

"And there is a seventeenth white flag. With the sixteenth Jacob Van
Heeren died. The seventeenth is reserved for you."

"Aneurin! I am not fit to die."

"Mother, it must be, I must lay the white flag over your head."

"Oh! my son, my son!"

"It is so ordained," he proceeded; "but there are Love and Mercy on
high, and you shall not be veiled with it till you have made your peace.
You have sinned. You have thrust yourself into the council-chamber of
God. You have claimed to exercise vengeance yourself, and not left it to
Him to whom vengeance in right belongs."

"I know it now," breathed the widow.

"And now you must atone for the curses by prayers. You have brought
Jacob Van Heeren to his death by your imprecations, and now, fold your
hands and pray to God for him--for him, your son's murderer. Little have
you considered that his acts were due to ignorance, resentment for what
he fancied were wrongs, and to having been reared in a mutilated and
debased form of Christianity. Pray for him, that God may pardon his many
and great transgressions, his falsehood, his treachery, his
self-righteousness. You who have been so greatly wronged are the right
person to forgive and to pray for his soul. In no other way can you so
fully show that your heart is turned from wrath to love. Forgive us our
trespasses as we forgive them that trespass against us."

She breathed a "Yes."

Then she clasped her hands. She was already on her knees, and she prayed
first the great Exemplar's prayer, and then particularly for the man who
had wrecked her life, with all its hopes.

And as she prayed the lines in her face softened, and the lips lost
their hardness, and the fierce light passed utterly away from her eyes,
in which the lamp of Charity was once more lighted, and the tears formed
and rolled down her cheeks.

And still she prayed on, bathed in the pearly light from the summer sky
at night. Without, in the firmament, twinkled a star; and a night-bird
began to sing.

"And now, mother, pray for yourself."

Then she crossed her hands over her bosom, and bowed her head, full of
self-reproach and shame; and as she prayed, the spirit of her son raised
the White Flag above her and let it sail down softly, lightly over the
loved head, and as it descended there fell from it as it were a dew of
pale fire, and it rested on her head, and fell about her, and she sank
forward with her face upon the floor. R.I.P.





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