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Title: The Prince and Betty

Author: P. G. Wodehouse

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THE PRINCE AND BETTY





by P. G. WODEHOUSE

[American edition]
1912




CONTENTS


CHAPTER

I      THE CABLE FROM MERVO

II     MERVO AND ITS OWNER

III    JOHN

IV     VIVE LE ROI

V      MR. SCOBELL HAS ANOTHER IDEA

VI     YOUNG ADAM CUPID

VII    MR. SCOBELL IS FRANK

VIII   AN ULTIMATUM FROM THE THRONE

IX     MERVO CHANGES ITS CONSTITUTION

X      MRS. OAKLEY

XI     A LETTER OP INTRODUCTION

XII    "PEACEFUL MOMENTS"

XIII   BETTY MAKES A FRIEND

XIV    A CHANGE OF POLICY

XV     THE HONEYED WORD

XVI    TWO VISITORS TO THE OFFICE

XVII   THE MAN AT THE ASTOR

XVIII  THE HIGHFIELD

XIX    THE FIRST BATTLE

XX     BETTY AT LARGE

XXI    CHANGES IN THE STAFF

XXII   A GATHERING OF CAT SPECIALISTS

XXIII  THE RETIREMENT OF SMITH

XXIV   THE CAMPAIGN QUICKENS

XXV    CORNERED

XXVI   JOURNEY'S END

XXVII  A LEMON

XXVIII THE FINAL ATTEMPT

XXIX   A REPRESENTATIVE GATHERING

XXX    CONCLUSION




THE PRINCE AND BETTY




CHAPTER I

THE CABLE PROM MERVO


A pretty girl in a blue dress came out of the house, and began to walk
slowly across the terrace to where Elsa Keith sat with Marvin Rossiter
in the shade of the big sycamore. Elsa and Marvin had become engaged
some few days before, and were generally to be found at this time
sitting together in some shaded spot in the grounds of the Keith's Long
Island home.

"What's troubling Betty, I wonder," said Elsa. "She looks worried."

Marvin turned his head.

"Is that your friend, Miss Silver?"

"That's Betty. We were at college together. I want you to like Betty."

"Then I will. When did she arrive?"

"Last night. She's here for a month. What's the matter, Betty? This is
Marvin. I want you to like Marvin."

Betty Silver smiled. Her face, in repose, was rather wistful, but it
lighted up when she smiled, and an unsuspected dimple came into being
on her chin.

"Of course I shall," she said.

Her big gray eyes seemed to search Marvin's for an instant and Marvin
had, almost subconsciously, a comfortable feeling that he had been
tested and found worthy.

"What were you scowling at so ferociously, Betty?" asked Elsa.

"Was I scowling? I hope you didn't think it was at you. Oh, Elsa, I'm
miserable! I shall have to leave this heavenly place."

"Betty!"

"At once. And I was meaning to have the most lovely time. See what has
come!"

She held out some flimsy sheets of paper.

"A cable!" said Elsa.

"Great Scott! it looks like the scenario of a four-act play," said
Marvin. "That's not all one cable, surely? Whoever sent it must be a
millionaire."

"He is. It's from my stepfather. Read it out, Elsa. I want Mr. Rossiter
to hear it. He may be able to tell me where Mervo is. Did you ever hear
of Mervo, Mr. Rossiter?"

"Never. What is it?"

"It's a place where my stepfather is, and where I've got to go. I do
call it hard. Go on, Elsa."

Elsa, who had been skimming the document with raised eyebrows, now read
it out in its spacious entirety.

   _On receipt of this come instantly Mervo without moment
   delay vital importance presence urgently required come
   wherever you are cancel engagements urgent necessity hustle
   have advised bank allow you draw any money you need expenses
   have booked stateroom Mauretania sailing Wednesday don't fail
   catch arrive Fishguard Monday train London sleep London catch
   first train Tuesday Dover now mind first train no taking root
   in London and spending a week shopping mid-day boat Dover
   Calais arrive Paris Tuesday evening Dine Paris catch train de
   luxe nine-fifteen Tuesday night for Marseilles have engaged
   sleeping coupe now mind Tuesday night no cutting loose around
   Paris stores you can do all that later on just now you want to
   get here right quick arrive Marseilles Wednesday morning boat
   Mervo Wednesday night will meet you Mervo now do you follow
   all that because if not cable at once and say which part of
   journey you don't understand now mind special points to be
   remembered firstly come instantly secondly no cutting loose
   around London Paris stores see._

                                           _SCOBELL._

"_Well!_" said Elsa, breathless.

"By George!" said Marvin. "He certainly seems to want you badly enough.
He hasn't spared expense. He has put in about everything you could put
into a cable."

"Except why he wants me," said Betty.

"Yes," said Elsa. "Why does he want you? And in such a desperate hurry,
too!"

Marvin was re-reading the message.

"It isn't a mere invitation," he said. "There's no
come-right-along-you'll-like-this-place-it's-fine about it. He seems to
look on your company more as a necessity than a luxury. It's a sort of
imperious C.Q.D."

"That's what makes it so strange. We have hardly met for years. Why, he
didn't even know where I was. The cable was sent to the bank and
forwarded on. And I don't know where he is!"

"Which brings us back," said Marvin, "to mysterious Mervo. Let us
reason inductively. If you get to the place by taking a boat from
Marseilles, it can't be far from the French coast. I should say at a
venture that Mervo is an island in the Mediterranean. And a small
island for if it had been a big one we should have heard of it."

"Marvin!" cried Elsa, her face beaming with proud affection. "How
clever you are!"

"A mere gift," he said modestly. "I have been like that from a boy." He
got up from his chair. "Isn't there an encyclopaedia in the library,
Elsa?"

"Yes, but it's an old edition."

"It will probably touch on Mervo. I'll go and fetch it."

As he crossed the terrace, Elsa turned quickly to Betty.

"Well?" she said.

Betty smiled at her.

"He's a dear. Are you very happy, Elsa?"

Elsa's eyes danced. She drew in her breath softly. Betty looked at her
in silence for a moment. The wistful expression was back on her face.

"Elsa," she said, suddenly. "What is it like? How does it feel, knowing
that there's someone who is fonder of you than anything--?"

Elsa closed her eyes.

"It's like eating berries and cream in a new dress by moonlight on a
summer night while somebody plays the violin far away in the distance
so that you can just hear it," she said.

Her eyes opened again.

"And it's like coming along on a winter evening and seeing the windows
lit up and knowing you've reached home."

Betty was clenching her hands, and breathing quickly.

"And it's like--"

"Elsa, don't! I can't bear it!"

"Betty! What's the matter?"

Betty smiled again, but painfully.

"It's stupid of me. I'm just jealous, that's all. I haven't got a
Marvin, you see. You have."

"Well, there are plenty who would like to be your Marvin."

Betty's face grew cold.

"There are plenty who would like to be Benjamin Scobell's son-in-law,"
she said.

"Betty!" Elsa's voice was serious. "We've been friends for a good long
time, so you'll let me say something, won't you? I think you're getting
just the least bit hard. Now turn and rend me," she added
good-humoredly.

"I'm not going to rend you," said Betty. "You're perfectly right. I am
getting hard. How can I help it? Do you know how many men have asked me
to marry them since I saw you last? Five."

"Betty!"

"And not one of them cared the slightest bit about me."

"But, Betty, dear, that's just what I mean. Why should you say that?
How can you know?"

"How do I know? Well, I do know. Instinct, I suppose. The instinct of
self-preservation which nature gives hunted animals. I can't think of a
single man in the world--except your Marvin, of course--who wouldn't
do anything for money." She stopped. "Well, yes, one."

Elsa leaned forward eagerly.

"Who, Betty?"

"You don't know him."

"But what's his name?"

Betty hesitated.

"Well, if I am on the witness-stand--Maude."

"Maude? I thought you said a man?"

"It's his name. John Maude."

"But, Betty! Why didn't you tell me before? This is tremendously
interesting."

Betty laughed shortly.

"Not so very, really. I only met him two or three times, and I haven't
seen him for years, and I don't suppose I shall ever see him again. He
was a friend of Alice Beecher's brother, who was at Harvard. Alice took
me over to meet her brother, and Mr. Maude was there. That's all."

Elsa was plainly disappointed.

"But how do you know, then--? What makes you think that he--?"

"Instinct, again, I suppose. I do know."

"And you've never met him since?"

Betty shook her head. Elsa relapsed into silence. She had a sense of
pathos.

At the further end of the terrace Marvin Rossiter appeared, carrying a
large volume.

"Here we are," he said. "Scared it up at the first attempt. Now then."

He sat down, and opened the book.

"You don't want to hear all about how Jason went there in search of the
Golden Fleece, and how Ulysses is supposed to have taken it in on his
round-trip? You want something more modern. Well, it's an island in the
Mediterranean, as I said, and I'm surprised that you've never heard of
it, Elsa, because it's celebrated in its way. It's the smallest
independent state in the world. Smaller than Monaco, even. Here are
some facts. Its population when this encyclopaedia was printed--there
may be more now--was eleven thousand and sixteen. It was ruled over up
to 1886 by a prince. But in that year the populace appear to have said
to themselves, 'When in the course of human events....' Anyway, they
fired the prince, and the place is now a republic. So that's where
you're going, Miss Silver. I don't know if it's any consolation to you,
but the island, according to this gentleman, is celebrated for the
unspoilt beauty of its scenery. He also gives a list of the fish that
can be caught there. It takes up about three lines."

"But what can my stepfather be doing there? I last heard of him in
London. Well, I suppose I shall have to go."

"I suppose you will," said Elsa mournfully. "But, oh, Betty, what a
shame!"




CHAPTER II

MERVO AND ITS OWNER


"By heck!" cried Mr. Benjamin Scobell.

He wheeled round from the window, and transferred his gaze from the
view to his sister Marion; losing by the action, for the view was a joy
to the eye, which his sister Marion was not.

Mervo was looking its best under the hot morning sun. Mr. Scobell's
villa stood near the summit of the only hill the island possessed, and
from the window of the morning-room, where he had just finished
breakfast, he had an uninterrupted view of valley, town, and harbor--a
two-mile riot of green, gold and white, and beyond the white the blue
satin of the Mediterranean. Mr. Scobell did not read poetry except that
which advertised certain breakfast foods in which he was interested, or
he might have been reminded of the Island of Flowers in Tennyson's
"Voyage of Maeldive." Violets, pinks, crocuses, yellow and purple
mesembryanthemum, lavender, myrtle, and rosemary ... his two-mile view
contained them all. The hillside below him was all aglow with the
yellow fire of the mimosa. But his was not one of those emotional
natures to which the meanest flower that blows can give thoughts that
do often lie too deep for tears. A primrose by the river's brim a
simple primrose was to him--or not so much a simple primrose, perhaps,
as a basis for a possible Primrosina, the Soap that Really Cleans You.

He was a nasty little man to hold despotic sway over such a Paradise: a
goblin in Fairyland. Somewhat below the middle height, he was lean of
body and vulturine of face. He had a greedy mouth, a hooked nose,
liquid green eyes and a sallow complexion. He was rarely seen without a
half-smoked cigar between his lips. This at intervals he would relight,
only to allow it to go out again; and when, after numerous fresh
starts, it had dwindled beyond the limits of convenience, he would
substitute another from the reserve supply that protruded from his
vest-pocket.

       *       *       *       *       *

How Benjamin Scobell had discovered the existence of Mervo is not
known. It lay well outside the sphere of the ordinary financier. But
Mr. Scobell took a pride in the versatility of his finance. It
distinguished him from the uninspired who were content to concentrate
themselves on steel, wheat and such-like things. It was Mr. Scobell's
way to consider nothing as lying outside his sphere. In a financial
sense he might have taken Terence's _Nihil humanum alienum_ as his
motto. He was interested in innumerable enterprises, great and small.
He was the power behind a company which was endeavoring, without much
success, to extract gold from the mountains of North Wales, and another
which was trying, without any success at all, to do the same by sea
water. He owned a model farm in Indiana, and a weekly paper in New
York. He had financed patent medicines, patent foods, patent corks,
patent corkscrews, patent devices of all kinds, some profitable, some
the reverse.

Also--outside the ordinary gains of finance--he had expectations. He
was the only male relative of his aunt, the celebrated Mrs. Jane
Oakley, who lived in a cottage on Staten Island, and was reputed to
spend five hundred dollars a year--some said less--out of her snug
income of eighteen million. She was an unusual old lady in many ways,
and, unfortunately, unusually full of deep-rooted prejudices. The fear
lest he might inadvertently fall foul of these rarely ceased to haunt
Mr. Scobell.

This man of many projects had descended upon Mervo like a stone on the
surface of some quiet pool, bubbling over with modern enterprise in
general and, in particular, with a scheme. Before his arrival, Mervo
had been an island of dreams and slow movement and putting things off
till to-morrow. The only really energetic thing it had ever done in its
whole history had been to expel his late highness, Prince Charles, and
change itself into a republic. And even that had been done with the
minimum of fuss. The Prince was away at the time. Indeed, he had been
away for nearly three years, the pleasures of Paris, London and Vienna
appealing to him more keenly than life among his subjects. Mervo,
having thought the matter over during these years, decided that it had
no further use for Prince Charles. Quite quietly, with none of that
vulgar brawling which its neighbor, France, had found necessary in
similar circumstances, it had struck his name off the pay-roll, and
declared itself a republic. The royalist party, headed by General
Poineau, had been distracted but impotent. The army, one hundred and
fifteen strong, had gone solid for the new regime, and that had settled
it. Mervo had then gone to sleep again. It was asleep when Mr. Scobell
found it.

The financier's scheme was first revealed to M. d'Orby, the President
of the Republic, a large, stout statesman with even more than the
average Mervian instinct for slumber. He was asleep in a chair on the
porch of his villa when Mr. Scobell paid his call, and it was not until
the financier's secretary, who attended the seance in the capacity of
interpreter, had rocked him vigorously from side to side for quite a
minute that he displayed any signs of animation beyond a snore like the
growling of distant thunder. When at length he opened his eyes, he
perceived the nightmare-like form of Mr. Scobell standing before him,
talking. The financier, impatient of delay, had begun to talk some
moments before the great awakening.

"Sir," Mr. Scobell was saying, "I gotta proposition to which I'd like
you to give your complete attention. Shake him some more, Crump. Sir,
there's big money in it for all of us, if you and your crowd'll sit in.
Money. _Lar' monnay_. No, that means change. What's money, Crump?
_Arjong_? There's _arjong_ in it, Squire. Get that? Oh, shucks!
Hand it to him in French, Crump."

Mr. Secretary Crump translated. The President blinked, and intimated
that he would hear more. Mr. Scobell relighted his cigar-stump, and
proceeded.

"Say, you've heard of _Moosieer_ Blonk? Ask the old skeesicks if
he's ever heard of _Mersyaw_ Blonk, Crump, the feller who started
the gaming-tables at Monte Carlo."

Filtered through Mr. Crump, the question became intelligible to the
President. He said he had heard of M. Blanc. Mr. Crump caught the reply
and sent it on to Mr. Scobell, as the man on first base catches the
ball and throws it to second.

Mr. Scobell relighted his cigar.

"Well, I'm in that line. I'm going to put this island on the map just
like old Doctor Blonk put Monte Carlo. I've been studying up all about
the old man, and I know just what he did and how he did it. Monte Carlo
was just such another jerkwater little place as this is before he hit
it. The government was down to its last bean and wondering where the
Heck its next meal-ticket was coming from, when in blows Mr. Man, tucks
up his shirt-sleeves, and starts the tables. And after that the place
never looked back. You and your crowd gotta get together and pass a
vote to give me a gambling concession here, same as they did him.
Scobell's my name. Hand him that, Crump."

Mr. Crump obliged once more. A gleam of intelligence came into the
President's dull eye. He nodded once or twice. He talked volubly in
French to Mr. Crump, who responded in the same tongue.

"The idea seems to strike him, sir," said Mr. Crump.

"It ought to, if he isn't a clam," replied Mr. Scobell. He started to
relight his cigar, but after scorching the tip of his nose, bowed to
the inevitable and threw the relic away.

"See here," he said, having bitten the end off the next in order; "I've
thought this thing out from soup to nuts. There's heaps of room for
another Monte Carlo. Monte's a dandy place, but it's not perfect by a
long way. To start with, it's hilly. You have to take the elevator to
get to the Casino, and when you've gotten to the end of your roll and
want to soak your pearl pin, where's the hock-shop? Half a mile away up
the side of a mountain. It ain't right. In my Casino there's going to
be a resident pawnbroker inside the building, just off the main
entrance. That's only one of a heap of improvements. Another is that my
Casino's scheduled to be a home from home, a place you can be real cosy
in. You'll look around you, and the only thing you'll miss will be
mother's face. Yes, sir, there's no need for a gambling Casino to look
and feel and smell like the reading-room at the British Museum.
Comfort, coziness and convenience. That's the ticket I'm running on.
Slip that to the old gink, Crump."

A further outburst of the French language from Mr. Crump, supplemented
on the part of the "old gink" by gesticulations, interrupted the
proceedings.

"What's he saying now?" asked Mr. Scobell.

"He wants to know--"

"Don't tell. Let me guess. He wants to know what sort of a rake-off he
and the other somnambulists will get--the darned old pirate! Is that
it?"

Mr. Crump said that that was just it.

"That'll be all right," said Mr. Scobell. "Old man Blong's offer to the
Prince of Monaco was five hundred thousand francs a year--that's
somewhere around a hundred thousand dollars in real money--and half the
profits made by the Casino. That's my offer, too. See how that hits
him, Crump."

Mr. Crump investigated.

"He says he accepts gladly, on behalf of the Republic, sir," he
announced.

M. d'Orby confirmed the statement by rising, dodging the cigar, and
kissing Mr. Scobell on both cheeks.

"Cut it out," said the financier austerely, breaking out of the clinch.
"We'll take the Apache Dance as read. Good-by, Squire. Glad it's
settled. Now I can get busy."

He did. Workmen poured into Mervo, and in a very short time, dominating
the town and reducing to insignificance the palace of the late Prince,
once a passably imposing mansion, there rose beside the harbor a
mammoth Casino of shining stone.

Imposing as was the exterior, it was on the interior that Mr. Scobell
more particularly prided himself, and not without reason. Certainly, a
man with money to lose could lose it here under the most charming
conditions. It had been Mr. Scobell's object to avoid the cheerless
grandeur of the rival institution down the coast. Instead of one large
hall sprinkled with tables, each table had a room to itself, separated
from its neighbor by sound-proof folding-doors. And as the building
progressed, Mr. Scobell's active mind had soared above the original
idea of domestic coziness to far greater heights of ingenuity. Each of
the rooms was furnished and arranged in a different style. The note of
individuality extended even to the _croupiers_. Thus, a man with
money at his command could wander from the Dutch room, where, in the
picturesque surroundings of a Dutch kitchen, _croupiers_ in the
costume of Holland ministered to his needs, to the Japanese room, where
his coin would be raked in by quite passable imitations of the Samurai.
If he had any left at this point, he was free to dispose of it under
the auspices of near-Hindoos in the Indian room, of merry Swiss
peasants in the Swiss room, or in other appropriately furnished
apartments of red-shirted, Bret Harte miners, fur-clad Esquimaux, or
languorous Spaniards. He could then, if a man of spirit, who did not
know when he was beaten, collect the family jewels, and proceed down
the main hall, accompanied by the strains of an excellent band, to the
office of a gentlemanly pawnbroker, who spoke seven languages like a
native and was prepared to advance money on reasonable security in all
of them.

It was a colossal venture, but it suffered from the defect from which
most big things suffer; it moved slowly. That it also moved steadily
was to some extent a consolation to Mr. Scobell. Undoubtedly it would
progress quicker and quicker, as time went on, until at length the
Casino became a permanent gold mine. But at present it was being
conducted at a loss. It was inevitable, but it irked Mr. Scobell. He
paced the island and brooded. His mind dwelt incessantly on the
problem. Ideas for promoting the prosperity of his nursling came to him
at all hours--at meals, in the night watches, when he was shaving,
walking, washing, reading, brushing his hair.

And now one had come to him as he stood looking at the view from the
window of his morning-room, listening absently to his sister Marion as
she read stray items of interest from the columns of the _New York
Herald_, and had caused him to utter the exclamation recorded at the
beginning of the chapter.

       *       *       *       *       *

"By Heck!" he said. "Read that again, Marion. I gottan idea."

Miss Scobell, deep in her paper, paid no attention. Few people would
have taken her for the sister of the financier. She was his exact
opposite in almost every way. He was small, jerky and aggressive; she,
tall, deliberate and negative. She was one of those women whom nature
seems to have produced with the object of attaching them to some man in
a peculiar position of independent dependence, and who defy the
imagination to picture them in any other condition whatsoever. One
could not see Miss Scobell doing anything but pour out her brother's
coffee, darn his socks, and sit placidly by while he talked. Yet it
would have been untrue to describe her as dependent upon him. She had a
detached mind. Though her whole life had been devoted to his comfort
and though she admired him intensely, she never appeared to give his
conversation any real attention. She listened to him much as she would
have listened to a barking Pomeranian.

"Marion!" cried Mr. Scobell.

"A five-legged rabbit has been born in Carbondale, Southern Illinois,"
she announced.

Mr. Scobell cursed the five-legged rabbit.

"Never mind about your rabbits. I want to hear that piece you read
before. The one about the Prince of Monaco. Will--you--listen, Marion!"

"The Prince of Monaco, dear? Yes. He has caught another fish or
something of that sort, I think. Yes. A fish with 'telescope eyes,' the
paper says. And very convenient too, I should imagine."

Mr. Scobell thumped the table.

"I've got it. I've found out what's the matter with this darned place.
I see why the Casino hasn't struck its gait."

"_I_ think it must be the _croupiers_, dear. I'm sure I never
heard of _croupiers_ in fancy costume before. It doesn't seem
right. I'm sure people don't like those nasty Hindoos. I am quite
nervous myself when I go into the Indian room. They look at me so
oddly."

"Nonsense! That's the whole idea of the place, that it should be
different. People are sick and tired of having their money gathered in
by seedy-looking Dagoes in second-hand morning coats. We give 'em
variety. It's not the Casino that's wrong: it's the darned island.
What's the use of a republic to a place like this? I'm not saying that
you don't want a republic for a live country that's got its way to make
in the world; but for a little runt of a sawn-off, hobo, one-night
stand like this you gotta have something picturesque, something that'll
advertise the place, something that'll give a jolt to folks' curiosity,
and make 'em talk! There's this Monaco gook. He snoops around in his
yacht, digging up telescope-eyed fish, and people talk about it.
'Another darned fish,' they say. 'That's the 'steenth bite the Prince of
Monaco has had this year.' It's like a soap advertisement. It works by
suggestion. They get to thinking about the Prince and his pop-eyed
fishes, and, first thing they know, they've packed their grips and come
along to Monaco to have a peek at him. And when they're there, it's a
safe bet they aren't going back again without trying to get a mess of
easy money from the Bank. That's what this place wants. Whoever heard
of this blamed Republic doing anything except eat and sleep? They used
to have a prince here 'way back in eighty-something. Well, I'm going to
have him working at the old stand again, right away."

Miss Scobell looked up from her paper, which she had been reading with
absorbed interest throughout tins harangue.

"Dear?" she said enquiringly.

"I say I'm going to have him back again," said Mr. Scobell, a little
damped. "I wish you would listen."

"I think you're quite right, dear. Who?"

"The Prince. Do listen, Marion. The Prince of this island, His
Highness, the Prince of Mervo. I'm going to send for him and put him on
the throne again."

"You can't, dear. He's dead."

"I know he's dead. You can't faze me on the history of this place. He
died in ninety-one. But before he died he married an American girl, and
there's a son, who's in America now, living with his uncle. It's the
son I'm going to send for. I got it all from General Poineau. He's a
royalist. He'll be tickled to pieces when Johnny comes marching home
again. Old man Poineau told me all about it. The Prince married a girl
called Westley, and then he was killed in an automobile accident, and
his widow went back to America with the kid, to live with her brother.
Poineau says he could lay his hand on him any time he pleased."

"I hope you won't do anything rash, dear," said his sister comfortably.
"I'm sure we don't want any horrid revolution here, with people
shooting and stabbing each other."

"Revolution?" cried Mr. Scobell. "Revolution! Well, I should say nix!
Revolution nothing. I'm the man with the big stick in Mervo. Pretty
near every adult on this island is dependent on my Casino for his
weekly envelope, and what I say goes--without argument. I want a
prince, so I gotta have a prince, and if any gazook makes a noise like
a man with a grouch, he'll find himself fired."

Miss Scobell turned to her paper again.

"Very well, dear," she said. "Just as you please. I'm sure you know
best."

"Sure!" said her brother. "You're a good guesser. I'll go and beat up
old man Poineau right away."




CHAPTER III

JOHN


Ten days after Mr. Scobell's visit to General Poineau, John, Prince of
Mervo, ignorant of the greatness so soon to be thrust upon him, was
strolling thoughtfully along one of the main thoroughfares of that
outpost of civilization, Jersey City. He was a big young man, tall and
large of limb. His shoulders especially were of the massive type
expressly designed by nature for driving wide gaps in the opposing line
on the gridiron. He looked like one of nature's center-rushes, and had,
indeed, played in that position for Harvard during two strenuous
seasons. His face wore an expression of invincible good-humor. He had a
wide, good-natured mouth, and a pair of friendly gray eyes. One felt
that he liked his follow men and would be surprised and pained if they
did not like him.

As he passed along the street, he looked a little anxious. Sherlock
Holmes--and possibly even Doctor Watson--would have deduced that he had
something on his conscience.

At the entrance to a large office building, he paused, and seemed to
hesitate. Then, as if he had made up his mind to face an ordeal, he
went in and pressed the button of the elevator.

Leaving the elevator at the third floor, he went down the passage, and
pushed open a door on which was inscribed the legend, "Westley, Martin
& Co."

A stout youth, walking across the office with his hands full of papers,
stopped in astonishment.

"Hello, John Maude!" he cried.

The young man grinned.

"Say, where have you been? The old man's been as mad as a hornet since
he found you had quit without leave. He was asking for you just now."

"I guess I'm up against it," admitted John cheerfully.

"Where did you go yesterday?"

John put the thing to him candidly, as man to man.

"See here, Spiller, suppose you got up one day and found it was a
perfectly bully morning, and remembered that the Giants were playing
the Athletics, and looked at your mail, and saw that someone had sent
you a pass for the game--"

"Were you at the ball-game? You've got the nerve! Didn't you know there
would be trouble?"

"Old man," said John frankly, "I could no more have turned down that
pass-- Oh, well, what's the use? It was just great. I suppose I'd
better tackle the boss now. It's got to be done."

It was not a task to which many would have looked forward. Most of
those who came into contact with Andrew Westley were afraid of him. He
was a capable rather than a lovable man, and too self-controlled to be
quite human. There was no recoil in him, no reaction after anger, as
there would have been in a hotter-tempered man. He thought before he
acted, but, when he acted, never yielded a step.

John, in all the years of their connection, had never been able to make
anything of him. At first, he had been prepared to like him, as he
liked nearly everybody. But Mr. Westley had discouraged all advances,
and, as time went by, his nephew had come to look on him as something
apart from the rest of the world, one of those things which no fellow
could understand.

On Mr. Westley's side, there was something to be said in extenuation of
his attitude. John reminded him of his father, and he had hated the
late Prince of Mervo with a cold hatred that had for a time been the
ruling passion of his life. He had loved his sister, and her married
life had been one long torture to him, a torture rendered keener by the
fact that he was powerless to protect either her happiness or her
money. Her money was her own, to use as she pleased, and the use which
pleased her most was to give it to her husband, who could always find a
way of spending it. As to her happiness, that was equally out of his
control. It was bound up in her Prince, who, unfortunately, was a bad
custodian for it. At last, an automobile accident put an end to His
Highness's hectic career (and, incidentally, to that of a blonde lady
from the _Folies Bergeres_), and the Princess had returned to her
brother's home, where, a year later, she died, leaving him in charge of
her infant son.

Mr. Westley's desire from the first had been to eliminate as far as
possible all memory of the late Prince. He gave John his sister's name,
Maude, and brought him up as an American, in total ignorance of his
father's identity. During all the years they had spent together, he had
never mentioned the Prince's name.

He disliked John intensely. He fed him, clothed him, sent him to
college, and gave him a place in his office, but he never for a moment
relaxed his bleakness of front toward him. John was not unlike his
father in appearance, though built on a larger scale, and, as time went
on, little mannerisms, too, began to show themselves, that reminded Mr.
Westley of the dead man, and killed any beginnings of affection.

John, for his part, had the philosophy which goes with perfect health.
He fitted his uncle into the scheme of things, or, rather, set him
outside them as an irreconcilable element, and went on his way enjoying
life in his own good-humored fashion.

It was only lately, since he had joined the firm, that he had been
conscious of any great strain. College had given him a glimpse of a
larger life, and the office cramped him. He felt vaguely that there
were bigger things in the world which he might be doing. His best
friends, of whom he now saw little, were all men of adventure and
enterprise, who had tried their hand at many things; men like Jimmy
Pitt, who had done nearly everything that could be done before coming
into an unexpected half-million; men like Rupert Smith, who had been at
Harvard with him and was now a reporter on the _News_; men like
Baker, Faraday, Williams--he could name half-a-dozen, all men who were
_doing_ something, who were out on the firing line.

He was not a man who worried. He had not that temperament. But
sometimes he would wonder in rather a vague way whether he was not
allowing life to slip by him a little too placidly. An occasional
yearning for something larger would attack him. There seemed to be
something in him that made for inaction. His soul was sleepy.

If he had been told of the identity of his father, it is possible that
he might have understood. The Princes of Mervo had never taken readily
to action and enterprise. For generations back, if they had varied at
all, son from father, it had been in the color of hair or eyes, not in
character--a weak, shiftless procession, with nothing to distinguish
them from the common run of men except good looks and a talent for
wasting money.

John was the first of the line who had in him the seeds of better
things. The Westley blood and the bracing nature of his education had
done much to counteract the Mervo strain. He did not know it, but the
American in him was winning. The desire for action was growing steadily
every day.

It had been Mervo that had sent him to the polo grounds on the previous
day. That impulse had been purely Mervian. No prince of that island had
ever resisted a temptation. But it was America that was sending him now
to meet his uncle with a quiet unconcern as to the outcome of the
interview. The spirit of adventure was in him. It was more than
possible that Mr. Westley would sink the uncle in the employer and
dismiss him as summarily as he would have dismissed any other clerk in
similar circumstances. If so, he was prepared to welcome dismissal.
Other men fought an unsheltered fight with the world, so why not he?

He moved towards the door of the inner office with a certain
exhilaration.

As he approached, it flew open, disclosing Mr. Westley himself, a tall,
thin man, at the sight of whom Spiller shot into his seat like a
rabbit.

John went to meet him.

"Ah," said Mr. Westley; "come in here. I want to speak to you."

John followed him into the room.

"Sit down," said his uncle.

John waited while he dictated a letter. Neither spoke till the
stenographer had left the room. John met the girl's eye as she passed.
There was a compassionate look in it. John was popular with his fellow
employes. His absence had been the cause of discussion and speculation
among them, and the general verdict had been that there would be
troublous times for him on the morrow.

When the door closed, Mr. Westley leaned back in his chair, and
regarded his nephew steadily from under a pair of bushy gray eyebrows
which lent a sort of hypnotic keenness to his gaze.

"You were at the ball-game yesterday?" he said.

The unexpectedness of the question startled John into a sharp laugh.

"Yes," he said, recovering himself.

"Without leave."

"It didn't seem worth while asking for leave."

"You mean that you relied so implicitly on our relationship to save you
from the consequences?"

"No, I meant--"

"Well, we need not try and discover what you may have meant. What claim
do you put forward for special consideration? Why should I treat you
differently from any other member of the staff?"

John had a feeling that the interview was being taken at too rapid a
pace. He felt confused.

"I don't want you to treat me differently," he said.

Mr. Westley did not reply. John saw that he had taken a check-book from
its pigeonhole.

"I think we understand each other," said Mr. Westley. "There is no need
for any discussion. I am writing you a check for ten thousand
dollars--"

"Ten thousand dollars!"

"It happens to be your own. It was left to me in trust for you by your
mother. By a miracle your father did not happen to spend it."

John caught the bitter note which the other could not keep out of his
voice, and made one last attempt to probe this mystery. As a boy he had
tried more than once before he realized that this was a forbidden
topic.

"Who was my father?" he said.

Mr. Westley blotted the check carefully.

"Quite the worst blackguard I ever had the misfortune to know," he
replied in an even tone. "Will you kindly give me a receipt for this?
Then I need not detain you. You may return to the ball-game without any
further delay. Possibly," he went on, "you may wonder why you have not
received this money before. I persuaded your mother to let me use my
discretion in choosing the time when it should be handed over to you. I
decided to wait until, in my opinion, you had sense enough to use it
properly. I do not think that time has arrived. I do not think it will
ever arrive. But as we are parting company and shall, I hope, never
meet again, you had better have it now."

John signed the receipt in silence.

"Thank you," said Mr. Westley. "Good-by."

At the door John hesitated. He had looked forward to this moment as one
of excitement and adventure, but now that it had come it had left him
in anything but an uplifted mood. He was naturally warm-hearted, and
his uncle's cold anger hurt him. It was so different from anything
sudden, so essentially not of the moment. He felt instinctively that it
had been smoldering for a long time, and realized with a shock that his
uncle had not been merely indifferent to him all these years, but had
actually hated him. It was as if he had caught a glimpse of something
ugly. He felt that this was the last scene of some long drawn-out
tragedy.

Something made him turn impulsively back towards the desk.

"Uncle--" he cried.

He stopped. The hopelessness of attempting any step towards a better
understanding overwhelmed him. Mr. Westley had begun to write. He must
have seen John's movement, but he continued to write as if he were
alone in the room.

John turned to the door again.

"Good-by," he said.

Mr. Westley did not look up.




CHAPTER IV

VIVE LE ROI!


When, an hour later, John landed in New York from the ferry, his mood
had changed. The sun and the breeze had done their work. He looked on
life once more with a cheerful and optimistic eye.

His first act, on landing, was to proceed to the office of the
_News_ and enquire for Rupert Smith. He felt that he had urgent
need of a few minutes' conversation with him. Now that the painter had
been definitely cut that bound him to the safe and conventional, and he
had set out on his own account to lead the life adventurous, he was
conscious of an absurd diffidence. New York looked different to him. It
made him feel positively shy. A pressing need for a friendly native in
this strange land manifested itself. Smith would have ideas and advice
to bestow--he was notoriously prolific of both--and in this crisis both
were highly necessary.

Smith, however, was not at the office. He had gone out, John was
informed, earlier in the morning to cover a threatened strike somewhere
down on the East Side. John did not go in search of him. The chance of
finding him in that maze of mean streets was remote. He decided to go
uptown, select a hotel, and lunch. To the need for lunch he attributed
a certain sinking sensation of which he was becoming more and more
aware, and which bore much too close a resemblance to dismay to be
pleasant. The poet's statement that "the man who's square, his chances
always are best; no circumstance can shoot a scare into the contents of
his vest," is only true within limits. The squarest men, deposited
suddenly in New York and faced with the prospect of earning his living
there, is likely to quail for a moment. New York is not like other
cities. London greets the stranger with a sleepy grunt. Paris giggles.
New York howls. A gladiator, waiting in the center of the arena while
the Colosseum officials fumbled with the bolts of the door behind which
paced the noisy tiger he was to fight, must have had some of the
emotions which John experienced during his first hour as a masterless
man in Gotham.

A surface car carried him up Broadway. At Times Square the Astor Hotel
loomed up on the left. It looked a pretty good hotel to John. He
dismounted.

Half an hour later he decided that he was acclimated. He had secured a
base of operations in the shape of a room on the seventh floor, his
check was safely deposited in the hotel bank, and he was half-way
through a lunch which had caused him already to look on New York not
only as the finest city in the world, but also, on the whole, as the
one city of all others in which a young man might make a fortune with
the maximum of speed and the minimum of effort.

After lunch, having telegraphed his address to his uncle in case of
mail, he took the latter's excellent advice and went to the polo
grounds. Returning in time to dress, he dined at the hotel, after which
he visited a near-by theater, and completed a pleasant and strenuous
day at one of those friendly restaurants where the music is continuous
and the waiters are apt to burst into song in the intervals of their
other duties.

A second attempt to find Smith next morning failed, as the first had
done. The staff of the News were out of bed and at work ridiculously
early, and when John called up the office between eleven and twelve
o'clock--nature's breakfast-hour--Smith was again down East, observing
the movements of those who were about to strike or who had already
struck.

It hardly seemed worth while starting to lay the bed plates of his
fortune till he had consulted the expert. What would Rockefeller have
done? He would, John felt certain, have gone to the ball-game.

He imitated the great financier.

       *       *       *       *       *

It was while he was smoking a cigar after dinner that night, musing on
the fortunes of the day's game and, in particular, on the almost
criminal imbecility of the umpire, that he was dreamily aware that he
was being "paged." A small boy in uniform was meandering through the
room, chanting his name.

"Gent wants five minutes wit' you," announced the boy, intercepted.
"Hasn't got no card. Business, he says."

This disposed of the idea that Rupert Smith had discovered his retreat.
John was puzzled. He could not think of another person in New York who
knew of his presence at the Astor. But it was the unknown that he was
in search of, and he decided to see the mysterious stranger.

"Send him along," he said.

The boy disappeared, and presently John observed him threading his way
back among the tables, followed by a young man of extraordinary gravity
of countenance, who was looking about him with an intent gaze through a
pair of gold-rimmed spectacles.

John got up to meet him.

"My name is Maude," he said. "Won't you sit down? Have you had dinner?"

"Thank you, yes," said the spectacled young man.

"You'll have a cigar and coffee, then?"

"Thank you, yes."

The young man remained silent until the waiter had filled his cup.

"My name is Crump," he said. "I am Mr. Benjamin Scobell's private
secretary."

"Yes?" said John. "Snug job?"

The other seemed to miss something in his voice.

"You have heard of Mr. Scobell?" he asked.

"Not to my knowledge," said John.

"Ah! you have lost touch very much with Mervo, of course."

John stared.

"Mervo?"

It sounded like some patent medicine.

"I have been instructed," said Mr. Crump solemnly, "to inform Your
Highness that the Republic has been dissolved, and that your subjects
offer you the throne of your ancestors."

John leaned back in his chair, and looked at the speaker in dumb
amazement. The thought flashed across him that Mr. Crump had been
perfectly correct in saying that he had dined.

His attitude appeared to astound Mr. Crump. He goggled through his
spectacles at John, who was reminded of some rare fish.

"You are John Maude? You said you were."

"I'm John Maude right enough. We're solid on that point."

"And your mother was the only sister of Mr. Andrew Westley?"

"You're right there, too."

"Then there is no mistake. I say the Republic--" He paused, as if
struck with an idea. "Don't you know?" he said. "Your father--"

John became suddenly interested.

"If you've got anything to tell me about my father, go right ahead.
You'll be the only man I've ever met who has said a word about him. Who
the deuce was he, anyway?"

Mr. Crump's face cleared.

"I understand. I had not expected this. You have been kept in
ignorance. Your father, Mr. Maude, was the late Prince Charles of
Mervo."

It was not easy to astonish John, but this announcement did so. He
dropped his cigar in a shower of gray ash on to his trousers, and
retrieved it almost mechanically, his wide-open eyes fixed on the
other's face.

"What!" he cried.

Mr. Crump nodded gravely.

"You are Prince John of Mervo, and I am here--" he got into his stride
as he reached the familiar phrase--"to inform Your Highness that the
Republic has been dissolved, and that your subjects offer you the
throne of your ancestors."

A horrid doubt seized John.

"You're stringing me. One of those Indians at the _News_, Rupert
Smith, or someone, has put you up to this."

Mr. Crump appeared wounded.

"If Your Highness would glance at these documents-- This is a copy
of the register of the church in which your mother and father were
married."

John glanced at the document. It was perfectly lucid.

"Then--then it's true!" he said.

"Perfectly true, Your Highness. And I am here to inform--"

"But where the deuce is Mervo? I never heard of the place."

"It is an island principality in the Mediterranean, Your High--"

"For goodness' sake, old man, don't keep calling me 'Your Highness.' It
may be fun to you, but it makes me feel a perfect ass. Let me get into
the thing gradually."

Mr. Crump felt in his pocket.

"Mr. Scobell," he said, producing a roll of bills, "entrusted me with
money to defray any expenses--"

More than any words, this spectacle removed any lingering doubt which
John might have had as to the possibility of this being some intricate
practical joke.

"Are these for me?" he said.

Mr. Crump passed them across to him.

"There are a thousand dollars here," he said. "I am also instructed to
say that you are at liberty to draw further against Mr. Scobell's
account at the Wall Street office of the European and Asiatic Bank."

The name Scobell had been recurring like a _leit-motif_ in Mr.
Crump's conversation. This suddenly came home to John.

"Before we go any further," he said, "let's get one thing clear. Who is
this Mr. Scobell? How does he get mixed up in this?"

"He is the proprietor of the Casino at Mervo."

"He seems to be one of those generous, open-handed fellows. Nothing of
the tight wad about him."

"He is deeply interested in Your High--in your return."

John laid the roll of bills beside his coffee cup, and relighted his
cigar.

"That's mighty good of him," he said. "It strikes me, old man, that I
am not absolutely up-to-date as regards the internal affairs of this
important little kingdom of mine. How would it be if you were to put me
next to one or two facts? Start at the beginning and go right on."

When Mr. Crump had finished a condensed history of Mervo and Mervian
politics, John smoked in silence for some minutes.

"Life, Crump," he said at last, "is certainly speeding up as far as I
am concerned. Up till now nothing in particular has ever happened to
me. A couple of days ago I lost my job, was given ten thousand dollars
that I didn't know existed, and now you tell me I'm a prince. Well,
well! These are stirring times. When do we start for the old
homestead?"

"Mr. Scobell was exceedingly anxious that we should return by
Saturday's boat."

"Saturday? What, to-morrow?"

"Perhaps it is too soon. You will not be able to settle your affairs?"

"I guess I can settle my affairs all right. I've only got to pack a
grip and tip the bell hops. And as Scobell seems to be financing this
show, perhaps it's up to me to step lively if he wants it. But it's a
pity. I was just beginning to like this place. There is generally
something doing along the White Way after twilight, Crump."

The gravity of Mr. Scobell's secretary broke up unexpectedly into a
slow, wide smile. His eyes behind their glasses gleamed with a wistful
light.

"Gee!" he murmured.

John looked at him, amazed.

"Crump," he cried. "Crump, I believe you're a sport!"

Mr. Crump seemed completely to have forgotten his responsible position
as secretary to a millionaire and special messenger to a prince. He
smirked.

"I'd have liked a day or two in the old burg," he said softly. "I
haven't been to Rector's since Ponto was a pup."

John reached across the table and seized the secretary's hand.

"Crump," he said, "you _are_ a sport. This is no time for delay.
If we are to liven up this great city, we must get busy right away.
Grab your hat, and come along. One doesn't become a prince every day.
The occasion wants celebrating. Are you with me, Crump, old scout?"

"Sure thing," said the envoy ecstatically.

       *       *       *       *       *

At eight o'clock on the following morning, two young men, hatless and a
little rumpled, but obviously cheerful, entered the Astor Hotel,
demanding breakfast.

A bell boy who met them was addressed by the larger of the two, and
asked his name.

"Desmond Ryan," he replied.

The young man patted him on his shoulder.

"I appoint you, Desmond Ryan," he said, "Grand Hereditary Bell Hop to
the Court of Mervo."

Thus did Prince John formally enter into his kingdom.




CHAPTER V

MR. SCOBELL HAS ANOTHER IDEA


Owing to collaboration between Fate and Mr. Scobell, John's state entry
into Mervo was an interesting blend between a pageant and a vaudeville
sketch. The pageant idea was Mr. Scobell's. Fate supplied the
vaudeville.

The reception at the quay, when the little steamer that plied between
Marseilles and the island principality gave up its precious freight,
was not on quite so impressive a scale as might have been given to the
monarch of a more powerful kingdom; but John was not disappointed.
During the voyage from New York, in the intervals of seasickness--for
he was a poor sailor--Mr. Crump had supplied him with certain facts
about Mervo, one of which was that its adult population numbered just
under thirteen thousand, and this had prepared him for any shortcomings
in the way of popular demonstration.

As a matter of fact, Mr. Scobell was exceedingly pleased with the scale
of the reception, which to his mind amounted practically to pomp. The
Palace Guard, forty strong, lined the quay. Besides these, there were
four officers, a band, and sixteen mounted carbineers. The rest of the
army was dotted along the streets. In addition to the military, there
was a gathering of a hundred and fifty civilians, mainly drawn from
fishing circles. The majority of these remained stolidly silent
throughout, but three, more emotional, cheered vigorously as a young
man was seen to step on to the gangway, carrying a grip, and make for
the shore. General Poineau, a white-haired warrior with a fierce
mustache, strode forward and saluted. The Palace Guards presented arms.
The band struck up the Mervian national anthem. General Poineau,
lowering his hand, put on a pair of _pince-nez_ and began to
unroll an address of welcome.

It was then seen that the young man was Mr. Crump. General Poineau
removed his glasses and gave an impatient twirl to his mustache. Mr.
Scobell, who for possibly the first time in his career was not smoking
(though, as was afterward made manifest, he had the materials on his
person), bustled to the front.

"Where's his nibs, Crump?" he enquired.

The secretary's reply was swept away in a flood of melody. To the band
Mr. Crump's face was strange. They had no reason to suppose that he was
not Prince John, and they acted accordingly. With a rattle of drums
they burst once more into their spirited rendering of the national
anthem.

Mr. Scobell sawed the air with his arms, but was powerless to dam the
flood.

"His Highness is shaving, sir!" bawled Mr. Crump, depositing his grip
on the quay and making a trumpet of his hands.

"Shaving!"

"Yes, sir. I told him he ought to come along, but His Highness said he
wasn't going to land looking like a tramp comedian."

By this time General Poineau had explained matters to the band and they
checked the national anthem abruptly in the middle of a bar, with the
exception of the cornet player, who continued gallantly by himself till
a feeling of loneliness brought the truth home to him. An awkward stage
wait followed, which lasted until John was seen crossing the deck, when
there were more cheers, and General Poineau, resuming his
_pince-nez_, brought out the address of welcome again.

At this point Mr. Scobell made his presence felt.

"Glad to meet you, Prince," he said, coming forward. "Scobell's my
name. Shake hands with General Poineau. No, that's wrong. I guess he
kisses your hand, don't he?"

"I'll swing on him if he does," said John, cheerfully.

Mr. Scobell eyed him doubtfully. His Highness did not appear to him to
be treating the inaugural ceremony with that reserved dignity which we
like to see in princes on these occasions. Mr. Scobell was a business
man. He wanted his money's worth. His idea of a Prince of Mervo was
something statuesquely aloof, something--he could not express it
exactly--on the lines of the illustrations in the Zenda stories in the
magazines--about eight feet high and shinily magnificent, something
that would give the place a tone. That was what he had had in his mind
when he sent for John. He did not want a cheerful young man in a soft
hat and a flannel suit who looked as if at any moment he might burst
into a college yell.

General Poineau, meanwhile, had embarked on the address of welcome.
John regarded him thoughtfully.

"I can see," he said to Mr. Scobell, "that the gentleman is making a
good speech, but what is he saying? That is what gets past me."

"He is welcoming Your Highness," said Mr. Crump, the linguist, "in the
name of the people of Mervo."

"Who, I notice, have had the bully good sense to stay in bed. I guess
they knew that the Boy Orator would do all that was necessary. He
hasn't said anything about a bite of breakfast, has he? Has his address
happened to work around to the subject of shredded wheat and shirred
eggs yet? That's the part that's going to make a hit with me."

"There'll be breakfast at my villa, Your Highness," said Mr. Scobell.
"My automobile is waiting along there."

The General reached his peroration, worked his way through it, and
finished with a military clash of heels and a salute. The band rattled
off the national anthem once more.

"Now, what?" said John, turning to Mr. Scobell. "Breakfast?"

"I guess you'd better say a few words to them, Your Highness; they'll
expect it."

"But I can't speak the language, and they can't understand English. The
thing'll be a stand-off."

"Crump will hand it to 'em. Here, Crump."

"Sir?"

"Line up and shoot His Highness's remarks into 'em."

"Yes, sir.

"It's all very well for you, Crump," said John. "You probably enjoy
this sort of thing. I don't. I haven't felt such a fool since I sang
'The Maiden's Prayer' on Tremont Street when I was joining the frat.
Are you ready? No, it's no good. I don't know what to say."

"Tell 'em you're tickled to death," advised Mr. Scobell anxiously.

John smiled in a friendly manner at the populace. Then he coughed.
"Gentlemen," he said--"and more particularly the sport on my left who
has just spoken his piece whose name I can't remember--I thank you for
the warm welcome you have given me. If it is any satisfaction to you to
know that it has made me feel like thirty cents, you may have that
satisfaction. Thirty is a liberal estimate."

"'His Highness is overwhelmed by your loyal welcome. He thanks you
warmly,'" translated Mr. Crump, tactfully.

"I feel that we shall get along nicely together," continued John. "If
you are chumps enough to turn out of your comfortable beds at this time
of the morning simply to see me, you can't be very hard to please. We
shall hit it off fine."

_Mr. Crump:_ "His Highness hopes and believes that he will always
continue to command the affection of his people."

"I--" John paused. "That's the lot," he said. "The flow of inspiration
has ceased. The magic fire has gone out. Break it to 'em, Crump. For
me, breakfast."

During the early portion of the ride Mr. Scobell was silent and
thoughtful. John's speech had impressed him neither as oratory nor as
an index to his frame of mind. He had not interrupted him, because he
knew that none of those present could understand what was being said,
and that Mr. Crump was to be relied on as an editor. But he had not
enjoyed it. He did not take the people of Mervo seriously himself, but
in the Prince such an attitude struck him as unbecoming. Then he
cheered up. After all, John had given evidence of having a certain
amount of what he would have called "get-up" in him. For the purposes
for which he needed him, a tendency to make light of things was not
amiss. It was essentially as a performing prince that he had engaged
John. He wanted him to do unusual things, which would make people
talk--aeroplaning was one that occurred to him. Perhaps a prince who
took a serious view of his position would try to raise the people's
minds and start reforms and generally be a nuisance. John could, at any
rate, be relied upon not to do that.

His face cleared.

"Have a good cigar, Prince?" he said, cordially, inserting two fingers
in his vest-pocket.

"Sure, Mike," said His Highness affably.

Breakfast over, Mr. Scobell replaced the remains of his cigar between
his lips, and turned to business.

"Eh, Prince?" he said.

"Yes!"

"I want you, Prince," said Mr. Scobell, "to help boom this place.
That's where you come in."

"Sure," said John.

"As to ruling and all that," continued Mr. Scobell, "there isn't any to
do. The place runs itself. Some guy gave it a shove a thousand years
ago, and it's been rolling along ever since. What I want you to do is
the picturesque stunts. Get a yacht and catch rare fishes. Whoop it up.
Entertain swell guys when they come here. Have a Court--see what I
mean?--same as over in England. Go around in aeroplanes and that style
of thing. Don't worry about money. That'll be all right. You draw your
steady hundred thousand a year and a good chunk more besides, when we
begin to get a move on, so the dough proposition doesn't need to scare
you any."

"Do I, by George!" said John. "It seems to me that I've fallen into a
pretty soft thing here. There'll be a joker in the deck somewhere, I
guess. There always is in these good things. But I don't see it yet.
You can count me in all right."

"Good boy," said Mr. Scobell. "And now you'll be wanting to get to the
Palace. I'll have them bring the automobile round."

The council of state broke up.

Having seen John off in the car, the financier proceeded to his
sister's sitting-room. Miss Scobell had breakfasted apart that morning,
by request, her brother giving her to understand that matters of state,
unsuited to the ear of a third party, must be discussed at the meal.
She was reading her _New York Herald_.

"Well," said Mr. Scobell, "he's come."

"Yes, dear?"

"And just the sort I want. Saw the idea of the thing right away, and is
ready to go the limit. No nonsense about him."

"Is he nice-looking, Bennie?"

"Sure. All these Mervo princes have been good-lookers, I hear, and this
one must be near the top of the list. You'll like him, Marion. All the
girls will be crazy about him in a week."

Miss Scobell turned a page.

"Is he married?"

Her brother started.

"Married? I never thought of that. But no, I guess he's not. He'd have
mentioned it. He's not the sort to hush up a thing like that. I--"

He stopped short. His green eyes gleamed excitedly.

"Marion!" he cried. "_Marion!_"

"Well, dear?"

"Listen. Gee, this thing is going to be the biggest ever. I gotta new
idea. It just came to me. Your saying that put it into my head. Do you
know what I'm going to do? I'm going to cable over to Betty to come
right along here, and I'm going to have her marry this prince guy. Yes,
sir!"

For once Miss Scobell showed signs that her brother's conversation
really interested her. She laid down her paper, and stared at him.

"Betty!"

"Sure, Betty. Why not? She's a pretty girl. Clever too. The Prince'll
be lucky to get such a wife, for all his darned ancestors away back to
the flood."

"But suppose Betty does not like him?"

"Like him? She's gotta like him. Say, can't you make your mind soar, or
won't you? Can't you see that a thing like this has gotta be fixed
different from a marriage between--between a ribbon-counter clerk and
the girl who takes the money at a twenty-five-cent hash restaurant in
Flatbush? This is a royal alliance. Do you suppose that when a European
princess is introduced to the prince she's going to marry, they let her
say: 'Nothing doing. I don't like the shape of his nose'?"

He gave a spirited imitation of a European princess objecting to the
shape of her selected husband's nose.

"It isn't very romantic, Bennie," sighed Miss Scobell. She was a
confirmed reader of the more sentimental class of fiction, and this
business-like treatment of love's young dream jarred upon her.

"It's founding a dynasty. Isn't that romantic enough for you? You make
me tired, Marion."

Miss Scobell sighed again.

"Very well, dear. I suppose you know best. But perhaps the Prince won't
like Betty."

Mr. Scobell gave a snort of disgust.

"Marion," he said, "you've got a mind like a chunk of wet dough. Can't
you understand that the Prince is just as much in my employment as the
man who scrubs the Casino steps? I'm hiring him to be Prince of Mervo,
and his first job as Prince of Mervo will be to marry Betty. I'd like
to see him kick!" He began to pace the room. "By Heck, it's going to
make this place boom to beat the band. It'll be the biggest kind of
advertisement. Restoration of Royalty at Mervo. That'll make them take
notice by itself. Then, biff! right on top of that, Royal
Romance--Prince Weds American Girl--Love at First Sight--Picturesque
Wedding! Gee, we'll wipe Monte Carlo clean off the map. We'll have 'em
licked to a splinter. We--It's the greatest scheme on earth."

"I have no doubt you are right, Bennie," said Miss Scobell, "but--" her
voice became dreamy again--"it's not very romantic."

"Oh, shucks!" said the schemer impatiently. "Here, where's a cable
form?"




CHAPTER VI

YOUNG ADAM CUPID


On a red sandstone rock at the edge of the water, where the island
curved sharply out into the sea, Prince John of Mervo sat and brooded
on first causes. For nearly an hour and a half he had been engaged in
an earnest attempt to trace to its source the acute fit of depression
which had come--apparently from nowhere--to poison his existence that
morning.

It was his seventh day on the island, and he could remember every
incident of his brief reign. The only thing that eluded him was the
recollection of the exact point when the shadow of discontent had begun
to spread itself over his mind. Looking back, it seemed to him that he
had done nothing during that week but enjoy each new aspect of his
position as it was introduced to his notice. Yet here he was, sitting
on a lonely rock, consumed with an unquenchable restlessness, a kind of
trapped sensation. Exactly when and exactly how Fate, that king of
gold-brick men, had cheated him he could not say; but he knew, with a
certainty that defied argument, that there had been sharp practise, and
that in an unguarded moment he had been induced to part with something
of infinite value in exchange for a gilded fraud.

The mystery baffled him. He sent his mind back to the first definite
entry of Mervo into the foreground of his life. He had come up from his
stateroom on to the deck of the little steamer, and there in the
pearl-gray of the morning was the island, gradually taking definite
shape as the pink mists shredded away before the rays of the rising
sun. As the ship rounded the point where the lighthouse still flashed a
needless warning from its cluster of jagged rocks, he had had his first
view of the town, nestling at the foot of the hill, gleaming white
against the green, with the gold-domed Casino towering in its midst. In
all Southern Europe there was no view to match it for quiet beauty. For
all his thews and sinews there was poetry in John, and the sight had
stirred him like wine.

It was not then that depression had begun, nor was it during the
reception at the quay.

The days that had followed had been peaceful and amusing. He could not
detect in any one of them a sign of the approaching shadow. They had
been lazy days. His duties had been much more simple than he had
anticipated. He had not known, before he tried it, that it was possible
to be a prince with so small an expenditure of mental energy. As Mr.
Scobell had hinted, to all intents and purposes he was a mere ornament.
His work began at eleven in the morning, and finished as a rule at
about a quarter after. At the hour named a report of the happenings of
the previous day was brought to him. When he had read it the state
asked no more of him until the next morning.

The report was made up of such items as "A fisherman named Lesieur
called Carbineer Ferrier a fool in the market-place at eleven minutes
after two this afternoon; he has not been arrested, but is being
watched," and generally gave John a few minutes of mild enjoyment.
Certainly he could not recollect that it had ever depressed him.

No, it had been something else that had worked the mischief and in
another moment the thing stood revealed, beyond all question of doubt.
What had unsettled him was that unexpected meeting with Betty Silver
last night at the Casino.

He had been sitting at the Dutch table. He generally visited the Casino
after dinner. The light and movement of the place interested him. As a
rule, he merely strolled through the rooms, watching the play; but last
night he had slipped into a vacant seat. He had only just settled
himself when he was aware of a girl standing beside him. He got up.

"Would you care--?" he had begun, and then he saw her face.

It had all happened in an instant. Some chord in him, numbed till then,
had begun to throb. It was as if he had awakened from a dream, or
returned to consciousness after being stunned. There was something in
the sight of her, standing there so cool and neat and composed, so
typically American, a sort of goddess of America, in the heat and stir
of the Casino, that struck him like a blow.

How long was it since he had seen her last? Not more than a couple of
years. It seemed centuries. It all came back to him. It was during his
last winter at Harvard that they had met. A college friend of hers had
been the sister of a college friend of his. They had met several times,
but he could not recollect having taken any particular notice of her
then, beyond recognizing that she was certainly pretty. The world had
been full of pretty American girls then. But now--

He looked at her. And, as he looked, he heard America calling to him.
Mervo, by the appeal of its novelty, had caused him to forget. But now,
quite suddenly, he knew that he was homesick--and it astonished him,
the readiness with which he had permitted Mr. Crump to lead him away
into bondage. It seemed incredible that he had not foreseen what must
happen.

Love comes to some gently, imperceptibly, creeping in as the tide,
through unsuspected creeks and inlets, creeps on a sleeping man, until
he wakes to find himself surrounded. But to others it comes as a wave,
breaking on them, beating them down, whirling them away.

It was so with John. In that instant when their eyes met the miracle
must have happened. It seemed to him, as he recalled the scene now,
that he had loved her before he had had time to frame his first remark.
It amazed him that he could ever have been blind to the fact that he
loved her, she was so obviously the only girl in the world.

"You--you don't remember me," he stammered.

She was flushing a little under his stare, but her eyes were shining.

"I remember you very well, Mr. Maude," she said with a smile. "I
thought I knew your shoulders before you turned round. What are you
doing here?"

"I--"

There was a hush. The _croupier_ had set the ball rolling. A
wizened little man and two ladies of determined aspect were looking up
disapprovingly. John realized that he was the only person in the room
not silent. It was impossible to tell her the story of the change in
his fortunes in the middle of this crowd. He stopped, and the moment
passed.

The ball dropped with a rattle. The tension relaxed.

"Won't you take this seat?" said John.

"No, thank you. I'm not playing. I only just stopped to look on. My
aunt is in one of the rooms, and I want to make her come home. I'm
tired."

"Have you--?"

He caught the eye of the wizened man, and stopped again.

"Have you been in Mervo long?" he said, as the ball fell.

"I only arrived this morning. It seems lovely. I must explore
to-morrow."

She was beginning to move off.

"Er--" John coughed to remove what seemed to him a deposit of sawdust
and unshelled nuts in his throat. "Er--may I--will you let me show
you--" prolonged struggle with the nuts and sawdust; then
rapidly--"some of the places to-morrow?"

He had hardly spoken the words when it was borne in upon him that he
was a vulgar, pushing bounder, presuming on a dead and buried
acquaintanceship to force his company on a girl who naturally did not
want it, and who would now proceed to snub him as he deserved. He
quailed. Though he had not had time to collect and examine and label
his feelings, he was sufficiently in touch with them to know that a
snub from her would be the most terrible thing that could possibly
happen to him.

She did not snub him. Indeed, if he had been in a state of mind
coherent enough to allow him to observe, he might have detected in her
eyes and her voice signs of pleasure.

"I should like it very much," she said.

John made his big effort. He attacked the nuts and sawdust which had
come back and settled down again in company with a large lump of some
unidentified material, as if he were bucking center. They broke before
him as, long ago, the Yale line had done, and his voice rang out as if
through a megaphone, to the unconcealed disgust of the neighboring
gamesters.

"If you go along the path at the foot of the hill," he bellowed
rapidly, "and follow it down to the sea, you get a little bay full of
red sandstone rocks--you can't miss it--and there's a fine view of the
island from there. I'd like awfully well to show that to you. It's
great."

She nodded.

"Then shall we meet there?" she said. "When?"

John was in no mood to postpone the event.

"As early as ever you like," he roared.

"At about ten, then. Good-night, Mr. Maude."

       *       *       *       *       *

John had reached the bay at half-past eight, and had been on guard
there ever since. It was now past ten, but still there were no signs of
Betty. His depression increased. He told himself that she had
forgotten. Then, that she had remembered, but had changed her mind.
Then, that she had never meant to come at all. He could not decide
which of the three theories was the most distressing.

His mood became morbidly introspective. He was weighed down by a sense
of his own unworthiness. He submitted himself to a thorough
examination, and the conclusion to which he came was that, as an
aspirant to the regard, of a girl like Betty, he did not score a single
point. No wonder she had ignored the appointment.

A cold sweat broke out on him. This was the snub! She had not
administered it in the Casino simply in order that, by being delayed,
its force might be the more overwhelming.

He looked at his watch again, and the world grew black. It was twelve
minutes after ten.

John, in his time, had thought and read a good deal about love. Ever
since he had grown up, he had wanted to fall in love. He had imagined
love as a perpetual exhilaration, something that flooded life with a
golden glow as if by the pressing of a button or the pulling of a
switch, and automatically removed from it everything mean and hard and
uncomfortable; a something that made a man feel grand and god-like,
looking down (benevolently, of course) on his fellow men as from some
lofty mountain.

That it should make him feel a worm-like humility had not entered his
calculations. He was beginning to see something of the possibilities of
love. His tentative excursions into the unknown emotion, while at
college, had never really deceived him; even at the time a sort of
second self had looked on and sneered at the poor imitation.

This was different. This had nothing to do with moonlight and soft
music. It was raw and hard. It hurt. It was a thing sharp and jagged,
tearing at the roots of his soul.

He turned his head, and looked up the path for the hundredth time, and
this time he sprang to his feet. Between the pines on the hillside his
eye had caught the flutter of a white dress.




CHAPTER VII

MR. SCOBELL IS FRANK


Much may happen in these rapid times in the course of an hour and a
half. While John was keeping his vigil on the sandstone rock, Betty was
having an interview with Mr. Scobell which was to produce far-reaching
results, and which, incidentally, was to leave her angrier and more at
war with the whole of her world than she could remember to have been in
the entire course of her life.

The interview began, shortly after breakfast, in a gentle and tactful
manner, with Aunt Marion at the helm. But Mr. Scobell was not the man
to stand by silently while persons were being tactful. At the end of
the second minute he had plunged through his sister's mild monologue
like a rhinoceros through a cobweb, and had stated definitely, with an
economy of words, the exact part which Betty was to play in Mervian
affairs.

"You say you want to know why you were cabled for. I'll tell you.
There's no use talking for half a day before you get to the point. I
guess you've heard that there's a prince here instead of a republic
now? Well, that's where you come in."

"Do you mean--?" she hesitated.

"Yes, I do," said Mr. Scobell. There was a touch of doggedness in his
voice. He was not going to stand any nonsense, by Heck, but there was
no doubt that Betty's wide-open eyes were not very easy to meet. He
went on rapidly. "Cut out any fool notions about romance." Miss
Scobell, who was knitting a sock, checked her needles for a moment in
order to sigh. Her brother eyed her morosely, then resumed his remarks.
"This is a matter of state. That's it. You gotta cut out fool notions
and act for good of state. You gotta look at it in the proper spirit.
Great honor--see what I mean? Princess and all that. Chance of a
lifetime--dynasty--you gotta look at it that way."

Miss Scobell heaved another sigh, and dropped a stitch.

"For the love of Mike," said her brother, irritably, "don't snort like
that, Marion."

"Very well, dear."

Betty had not taken her eyes off him from his first word. An unbiased
observer would have said that she made a pretty picture, standing
there, in her white dress, but in the matter of pictures, still life
was evidently what Mr. Scobell preferred for his gaze never wandered
from the cigar stump which he had removed from his mouth in order to
knock off the ash.

Betty continued to regard him steadfastly. The shock of his words had
to some extent numbed her. At this moment she was merely thinking,
quite dispassionately, what a singularly nasty little man he looked,
and wondering--not for the first time--what strange quality, invisible
to everybody else, it had been in him that had made her mother his
adoring slave during the whole of their married life.

Then her mind began to work actively once more. She was a Western girl,
and an insistence on freedom was the first article in her creed. A
great rush of anger filled her, that this man should set himself up to
dictate to her.

"Do you mean that you want me to marry this Prince?" she said.

"That's right."

"I won't do anything of the sort."

"Pshaw! Don't be foolish. You make me tired."

Betty's eye shone mutinously. Her cheeks were flushed, and her slim,
boyish figure quivered. Her chin, always determined, became a silent
Declaration of Independence.

"I won't," she said.

Aunt Marion, suspending operations on the sock, went on with tact at
the point where her brother's interruption had forced her to leave off.

"I'm sure he's a very nice young man. I have not seen him, but
everybody says so. You like him, Bennie, don't you?"

"Sure, I like him. He's a corker. Wait till you see him, Betty.
Nobody's asking you to marry him before lunch. You'll have plenty of
time to get acquainted. It beats me what you're kicking at. You give me
a pain in the neck. Be reasonable."

Betty sought for arguments to clinch her refusal.

"It's ridiculous," she said. "You talk as if you had just to wave your
hand. Why should your prince want to marry a girl he has never seen?"

"He will," said Mr. Scobell confidently.

"How do you know?"

"Because I know he's a sensible young skeesicks. That's how. See here,
Betty, you've gotten hold of wrong ideas about this place. You don't
understand the position of affairs. Your aunt didn't till I put her
wise."

"He bit my head off, my dear," murmured Miss Scobell, knitting
placidly.

"You're thinking that Mervo is an ordinary state, and that the Prince
is one of those independent, all-wool, off-with-his-darned-head rulers
like you read about in the best sellers. Well, you've got another guess
coming. If you want to know who's the big noise here, it's me--me! This
Prince guy is my hired man. See? Who sent for him? I did. Who put him
on the throne? I did. Who pays him his salary? I do, from the profits
of the Casino. Now do you understand? He knows his job. He knows which
side his bread's buttered. When I tell him about this marriage, do you
know what he'll say? He'll say 'Thank you, sir!' That's how things are
in this island."

Betty shuddered. Her face was white with humiliation. She half-raised
her hands with an impulsive movement to hide it.

"I won't. I won't. I won't!" she gasped.

Mr. Scobell was pacing the room in an ecstasy of triumphant rhetoric.

"There's another thing," he said, swinging round suddenly and causing
his sister to drop another stitch. "Maybe you think he's some kind of a
Dago, this guy? Maybe that's what's biting you. Let me tell you that
he's an American--pretty near as much an American as you are yourself."

Betty stared at him.

"An American!"

"Don't believe it, eh? Well, let me tell you that his mother was born
and raised in Jersey, and that he has lived all his life in the States.
He's no little runt of a Dago. No, sir. He's a Harvard man, six-foot
high and weighs two hundred pounds. That's the sort of man he is. I
guess that's not American enough for you, maybe? No?"

"You do shout so, Bennie!" murmured Miss Scobell. "I'm sure there's no
need."

Betty uttered a cry. Something had told her who he was, this Harvard
man who had sold himself. That species of sixth sense which lies
undeveloped at the back of our minds during the ordinary happenings of
life wakes sometimes in moments of keen emotion. At its highest, it is
prophecy; at its lowest, a vague presentiment. It woke in Betty now.
There was no particular reason why she should have connected her
stepfather's words with John. The term he had used was an elastic one.
Among the visitors to the island there were probably several Harvard
men. But somehow she knew.

"Who is he?" she cried. "What was his name before he--when he--?"

"His name?" said Mr. Scobell. "John Maude. Maude was his mother's name.
She was a Miss Westley. Here, where are you going?"

Betty was walking slowly toward the door. Something in her face checked
Mr. Scobell.

"I want to think," she said quietly. "I'm going out."

       *       *       *       *       *

In days of old, in the age of legend, omens warned heroes of impending
doom. But to-day the gods have grown weary, and we rush unsuspecting on
our fate. No owl hooted, no thunder rolled from the blue sky as John
went up the path to meet the white dress that gleamed between the
trees.

His heart was singing within him. She had come. She had not forgotten,
or changed her mind, or willfully abandoned him. His mood lightened
swiftly. Humility vanished. He was not such an outcast, after all. He
was someone. He was the man Betty Silver had come to meet.

But with the sight of her face came reaction.

Her face was pale and cold and hard. She did not speak or smile. As she
drew near she looked at him, and there was that in her look which set a
chill wind blowing through the world and cast a veil across the sun.

And in this bleak world they stood silent and motionless while eons
rolled by.

Betty was the first to speak.

"I'm late," she said.

John searched in his brain for words, and came empty away. He shook his
head dumbly.

"Shall we sit down?" said Betty.

John indicated silently the sandstone rock on which he had been
communing with himself.

They sat down. A sense of being preposterously and indecently big
obsessed John. There seemed no end to him. Wherever he looked, there
were hands and feet and legs. He was a vast blot on the face of the
earth. He glanced out of the corner of his eye at Betty. She was gazing
out to sea.

He dived into his brain again. It was absurd! There must be something
to say.

And then he realized that a worse thing had befallen. He had no voice.
It had gone. He knew that, try he never so hard to speak, he would not
be able to utter a word. A nightmare feeling of unreality came upon
him. Had he ever spoken? Had he ever done anything but sit dumbly on
that rock, looking at those sea gulls out in the water?

He shot another swift glance at Betty, and a thrill went through him.
There were tears in her eyes.

The next moment--the action was almost automatic--his left hand was
clasping her right, and he was moving along the rock to her side.

She snatched her hand away.

His brain, ransacked for the third time, yielded a single word.

"Betty!"

She got up quickly.

In the confused state of his mind, John found it necessary if he were
to speak at all, to say the essential thing in the shortest possible
way. Polished periods are not for the man who is feeling deeply.

He blurted out, huskily, "I love you!" and finding that this was all
that he could say, was silent.

Even to himself the words, as he spoke them, sounded bald and
meaningless. To Betty, shaken by her encounter with Mr. Scobell, they
sounded artificial, as if he were forcing himself to repeat a lesson.
They jarred upon her.

"Don't!" she said sharply. "Oh, don't!"

Her voice stabbed him. It could not have stirred him more if she had
uttered a cry of physical pain.

"Don't! I know. I've been told."

"Been told?"

She went on quickly.

"I know all about it. My stepfather has just told me. He said--he said
you were his--" she choked--"his hired man; that he paid you to stay
here and advertise the Casino. Oh, it's too horrible! That it should be
you! You, who have been--you can't understand what you--have been to
me--ever since we met; you couldn't understand. I can't tell you--a
sort of help--something--something that--I can't put it into words.
Only it used to help me just to think of you. It was almost impersonal.
I didn't mind if I never saw you again. I didn't expect ever to see you
again. It was just being able to think of you. It helped--you were
something I could trust. Something strong--solid." She laughed
bitterly. "I suppose I made a hero of you. Girls are fools. But it
helped me to feel that there was one man alive who--who put his honor
above money--"

She broke off. John stood motionless, staring at the ground. For the
first time in his easy-going life he knew shame. Even now he had not
grasped to the full the purport of her words. The scales were falling
from his eyes, but as yet he saw but dimly.

She began to speak again, in a low, monotonous voice, almost as if she
were talking to herself. She was looking past him, at the gulls that
swooped and skimmed above the glittering water.

"I'm so tired of money--money--money. Everything's money. Isn't there a
man in the world who won't sell himself? I thought that you--I suppose
I'm stupid. It's business, I suppose. One expects too much."

She looked at him wearily.

"Good-by," she said. "I'm going."

He did not move.

She turned, and went slowly up the path. Still he made no movement. A
spell seemed to be on him. His eyes never left her as she passed into
the shadow of the trees. For a moment her white dress stood out
clearly. She had stopped. With his whole soul he prayed that she would
look back. But she moved on once more, and was gone. And suddenly a
strange weakness came upon John. He trembled. The hillside flickered
before his eyes for an instant, and he clutched at the sandstone rock
to steady himself.

Then his brain cleared, and he found himself thinking swiftly. He could
not let her go like this. He must overtake her. He must stop her. He
must speak to her. He must say--he did not know what it was that he
would say--anything, so that he spoke to her again.

He raced up the path, calling her name. No answer came to his cries.
Above him lay the hillside, dozing in the noonday sun; below, the
Mediterranean, sleek and blue, without a ripple. He stood alone in a
land of silence and sleep.




CHAPTER VIII

AN ULTIMATUM FROM THE THRONE


At half-past twelve that morning business took Mr. Benjamin Scobell to
the royal Palace. He was not a man who believed in letting the grass
grow under his feet. He prided himself on his briskness of attack.
Every now and then Mr. Crump, searching the newspapers, would discover
and hand to him a paragraph alluding to his "hustling methods." When
this happened, he would preserve the clipping and carry it about in his
vest-pocket with his cigars till time and friction wore it away. He
liked to think of himself as swift and sudden--the Human Thunderbolt.

In this matter of the royal alliance, it was his intention to have at
it and clear it up at once. Having put his views clearly before Betty,
he now proposed to lay them with equal clarity before the Prince. There
was no sense in putting the thing off. The sooner all parties concerned
understood the position of affairs, the sooner the business would be
settled.

That Betty had not received his information with joy did not distress
him. He had a poor opinion of the feminine intelligence. Girls got their
minds full of nonsense from reading novels and seeing plays--like Betty.
Betty objected to those who were wiser than herself providing a perfectly
good prince for her to marry. Some fool notion of romance, of course. Not
that he was angry. He did not blame her any more than the surgeon blames
a patient for the possession of an unsuitable appendix. There was no
animus in the matter. Her mind was suffering from foolish ideas, and he
was the surgeon whose task it was to operate upon it. That was all. One
had to expect foolishness in women. It was their nature. The only thing
to do was to tie a rope to them and let them run around till they were
tired of it, then pull them in. He saw his way to managing Betty.

Nor did he anticipate trouble with John. He had taken an estimate of
John's character, and it did not seem to him likely that it contained
unsuspected depths. He set John down, as he had told Betty, as a young
man acute enough to know when he had a good job and sufficiently
sensible to make concessions in order to retain it. Betty, after the
manner of woman, might make a fuss before yielding to the inevitable,
but from level-headed John he looked for placid acquiescence.

His mood, as the automobile whirred its way down the hill toward the
town, was sunny. He looked on life benevolently and found it good. The
view appealed to him more than it had managed to do on other days. As a
rule, he was the man of blood and iron who had no time for admiring
scenery, but to-day he vouchsafed it a not unkindly glance. It was
certainly a dandy little place, this island of his. A vineyard on the
right caught his eye. He made a mental note to uproot it and run up a
hotel in its place. Further down the hill, he selected a site for a
villa, where the mimosa blazed, and another where at present there were
a number of utterly useless violets. A certain practical element was
apt, perhaps, to color Mr. Scobell's half-hours with nature.

The sight of the steamboat leaving the harbor on its journey to
Marseilles gave him another idea. Now that Mervo was a going concern, a
real live proposition, it was high time that it should have an adequate
service of boats. The present system of one a day was absurd. He made a
note to look into the matter. These people wanted waking up.

Arriving at the Palace, he was informed that His Highness had gone out
shortly after breakfast, and had not returned. The majordomo gave the
information with a tinkle of disapproval in his voice. Before taking up
his duties at Mervo, he had held a similar position in the household of
a German prince, where rigid ceremonial obtained, and John's cheerful
disregard of the formalities frankly shocked him. To take the present
case for instance: When His Highness of Swartzheim had felt inclined to
enjoy the air of a morning, it had been a domestic event full of stir
and pomp. He had not merely crammed a soft hat over his eyes and
strolled out with his hands in his pockets, but without a word to his
household staff as to where he was going or when he might be expected
to return.

Mr. Scobell received the news equably, and directed his chauffeur to
return to the villa. He could not have done better, for, on his
arrival, he was met with the information that His Highness had called
to see him shortly after he had left, and was now waiting in the
morning-room.

The sound of footsteps came to Mr. Scobell's ears as he approached the
room. His Highness appeared to be pacing the floor like a caged animal
at the luncheon hour. The resemblance was heightened by the expression
in the royal eye as His Highness swung round at the opening of the door
and faced the financier.

"Why, say, Prince," said Mr. Scobell, "this is lucky. I been looking
for you. I just been to the Palace, and the main guy there told me you
had gone out."

"I did. And I met your stepdaughter."

Mr. Scobell was astonished. Fate was certainly smoothing his way if it
arranged meetings between Betty and the Prince before he had time to do
it himself. There might be no need for the iron hand after all.

"You did?" he said. "Say, how the Heck did you come to do that? What
did you know about Betty?"

"Miss Silver and I had met before, in America, when I was in college."

Mr. Scobell slapped his thigh joyously.

"Gee, it's all working out like a fiction story in the magazines!"

"Is it?" said John. "How? And, for the matter of that, what?"

Mr. Scobell answered question with question. "Say, Prince, you and
Betty were pretty good friends in the old days, I guess?"

John looked at him coldly.

"We won't discuss that, if you don't mind," he said.

His tone annoyed Mr. Scobell. Off came the velvet glove, and the iron
hand displayed itself. His green eyes glowed dully and the tip of his
nose wriggled, as was its habit in times of emotion.

"Is that so?" he cried, regarding John with disfavor. "Well, I guess!
Won't discuss it! You gotta discuss it, Your Royal Texas League
Highness! You want making a head shorter, my bucko. You--"

John's demeanor had become so dangerous that he broke off abruptly, and
with an unostentatious movement, as of a man strolling carelessly about
his private sanctum, put himself within easy reach of the door handle.

He then became satirical.

"Maybe Your Serene, Imperial Two-by-Fourness would care to suggest a
subject we can discuss?"

John took a step forward.

"Yes, I will," he said between his teeth. "You were talking to Miss
Silver about me this morning. She told me one or two of the things you
said, and they opened my eyes. Until I heard them, I had not quite
understood my position. I do now. You said, among other things, that I
was your hired man."

"It wasn't intended for you to hear," said Mr. Scobell, slightly
mollified, "and Betty shouldn't oughter have handed it to you. I don't
wonder you feel raw. I wouldn't say that sort of thing to a guy's face.
Sure, no. Tact's my middle name. But, since you have heard it, well--!"

"Don't apologize. You were quite right. I was a fool not to see it
before. No description could have been fairer. You might have said much
more. You might have added that I was nothing more than a steerer for a
gambling hell."

"Oh, come, Prince!"

There was a knock at the door. A footman entered, bearing, with a
detached air, as if he disclaimed all responsibility, a letter on a
silver tray.

Mr. Scobell slit the envelope, and began to read. As he did so his eyes
grew round, and his mouth slowly opened till his cigar stump, after
hanging for a moment from his lower lip, dropped off like an exhausted
bivalve and rolled along the carpet.

"Prince," he gasped, "she's gone. Betty!"

"Gone! What do you mean?"

"She's beaten it. She's half-way to Marseilles by now. Gee, and I saw
the darned boat going out!"

"She's gone!"

"This is from her. Listen what she says:

   "_By the time you read this I shall be gone. I am going back
   to America as quickly as I can. I am giving this to a boy to
   take to you directly the boat has started. Please do not try
   to bring me back. I would sooner die than marry the Prince._"

John started violently.

"What!" he cried.

Mr. Scobell nodded sympathy.

"That's what she says. She sure has it in bad for you. What does she
mean? Seeing you and she are old friends--"

"I don't understand. Why does she say that to you? Why should she think
that you knew that I had asked her to marry me?"

"Eh?" cried Mr. Scobell. "You asked her to marry you? And she turned
you down! Prince, this beats the band. Say, you and I must get together
and do something. The girl's mad. See here, you aren't wise to what's
been happening. I been fixing this thing up. I fetched you over here,
and then I fetched Betty, and I was going to have you two marry. I told
Betty all about it this morning."

John cut through his explanations with a sudden sharp cry. A blinding
blaze of understanding had flashed upon him. It was as if he had been
groping his way in a dark cavern and had stumbled unexpectedly into
brilliant sunlight. He understood everything now. Every word that Betty
had spoken, every gesture that she had made, had become amazingly
clear. He saw now why she had shrunk back from him, why her eyes had
worn that look. He dared not face the picture of himself as he must
have appeared in those eyes, the man whom Mr. Benjamin Scobell's Casino
was paying to marry her, the hired man earning his wages by speaking
words of love.

A feeling of physical sickness came over him. He held to the table for
support as he had held to the sandstone rock. And then came rage, rage
such as he had never felt before, rage that he had not thought himself
capable of feeling. It swept over him in a wave, pouring through his
veins and blinding him, and he clung to the table till his knuckles
whitened under the strain, for he knew that he was very near to murder.

A minute passed. He walked to the window, and stood there, looking out.
Vaguely he heard Mr. Scobell's voice at his back, talking on, but the
words had no meaning for him.

He had begun to think with a curious coolness. His detachment surprised
him. It was one of those rare moments in a man's life when, from the
outside, through a breach in that wall of excuses and self-deception
which he has been at such pains to build, he looks at himself
impartially.

The sight that John saw through the wall was not comforting. It was not
a heroic soul that, stripped of its defenses, shivered beneath the
scrutiny. In another mood he would have mended the breach, excusing and
extenuating, but not now. He looked at himself without pity, and saw
himself weak, slothful, devoid of all that was clean and fine, and a
bitter contempt filled him.

Outside the window, a blaze of color, Mervo smiled up at him, and
suddenly he found himself loathing its exotic beauty. He felt stifled.
This was no place for a man. A vision of clean winds and wide spaces
came to him.

And just then, at the foot of the hill, the dome of the Casino caught
the sun, and flashed out in a blaze of gold.

He swung round and faced Mr. Scobell. He had made up his mind.

The financier was still talking.

"So that's how it stands, Prince," he was saying, "and it's up to us to
get busy."

John looked at him.

"I intend to," he said.

"Good boy!" said the financier.

"To begin with, I shall run you out of this place, Mr. Scobell."

The other gasped.

"There is going to be a cleaning-up," John went on. "I've thought it
out. There will be no more gambling in Mervo."

"You're crazy with the heat!" gasped Mr. Scobell. "Abolish gambling?
You can't."

"I can. That concession of yours isn't worth the paper it's written on.
The Republic gave it to you. The Republic's finished. If you want to
conduct a Casino in Mervo, there's only one man who can give you
permission, and that's myself. The acts of the Republic are not binding
on me. For a week you have been gambling on this island without a
concession and now it's going to stop. Do you understand?"

"But, Prince, talk sense." Mr. Scobell's voice was almost tearful.
"It's you who don't understand. Do, for the love of Mike, come down off
the roof and talk sense. Do you suppose that these guys here will stand
for this? Not on your life. Not for a minute. See here. I'm not blaming
you. I know you don't know what you're saying. But listen here. You
must cut out this kind of thing. You mustn't get these ideas in your
head. You stick to your job, and don't butt in on other folks'. Do you
know how long you'd stay Prince of this joint if you started in to
monkey with my Casino? Just about long enough to let you pack a
collar-stud and a toothbrush into your grip. And after that there
wouldn't be any more Prince, sonnie. You stick to your job and I'll
stick to mine. You're a mighty good Prince for all that's required of
you. You're ornamental, and you've got get-up in you. You just keep
right on being a good boy, and don't start trying stunts off your own
beat, and you'll do fine. Don't forget that I'm the big noise here. I'm
old Grayback from 'way back in Mervo. See! I've only to twiddle my
fingers and there'll be a revolution and you for the Down-and-Out Club.
Don't you forget it, sonnie."

John shrugged his shoulders.

"I've said all I have to say. You've had your notice to quit. After
to-night the Casino is closed."

"But don't I tell you the people won't stand for it?"

"That's for them to decide. They may have some self-respect."

"They'll fire you!"

"Very well. That will prove that they have not."

"Prince, talk sense! You can't mean that you'll throw away a hundred
thousand dollars a year as if it was dirt!"

"It is dirt when it's made that way. We needn't discuss it any more."

"But, Prince!"

"It's finished."

"But, say--!"

John had left the room.

He had been gone several minutes before the financier recovered full
possession of his faculties.

When he did, his remarks were brief and to the point.

"Bug-house!" he gasped. "Abso-lutely bug-house!"




CHAPTER IX

MERVO CHANGES ITS CONSTITUTION


Humor, if one looks into it, is principally a matter of retrospect. In
after years John was wont to look back with amusement on the revolution
which ejected him from the throne of his ancestors. But at the time its
mirthfulness did not appeal to him. He was in a frenzy of restlessness.
He wanted Betty. He wanted to see her and explain. Explanations could
not restore him to the place he had held in her mind, but at least they
would show her that he was not the thing he had appeared.

Mervo had become a prison. He ached for America. But, before he could
go, this matter of the Casino must be settled. It was obvious that it
could only be settled in one way. He did not credit his subjects with
the high-mindedness that puts ideals first and money after. That
military and civilians alike would rally to a man round Mr. Scobell and
the Casino he was well aware. But this did not affect his determination
to remain till the last. If he went now, he would be like a boy who
makes a runaway ring at the doorbell. Until he should receive formal
notice of dismissal, he must stay, although every day had forty-eight
hours and every hour twice its complement of weary minutes.

So he waited, chafing, while Mervo examined the situation, turned it
over in its mind, discussed it, slept upon it, discussed it again, and
displayed generally that ponderous leisureliness which is the Mervian's
birthright.

Indeed, the earliest demonstration was not Mervian at all. It came from
the visitors to the island, and consisted of a deputation of four,
headed by the wizened little man, who had frowned at John in the Dutch
room on the occasion of his meeting with Betty, and a stolid individual
with a bald forehead and a walrus mustache.

The tone of the deputation was, from the first, querulous. The wizened
man had constituted himself spokesman. He introduced the party--the
walrus as Colonel Finch, the others as Herr von Mandelbaum and Mr.
Archer-Cleeve. His own name was Pugh, and the whole party, like the
other visitors whom they represented, had, it seemed, come to Mervo, at
great trouble and expense, to patronize the tables, only to find these
suddenly, without a word of warning, withdrawn from their patronage.
And what the deputation wished to know was, What did it all mean?

"We were amazed, sir--Your Highness," said Mr. Pugh. "We could not--we
cannot--understand it. The entire thing is a baffling mystery to us. We
asked the soldiers at the door. They referred us to Mr. Scobell. We
asked Mr. Scobell. He referred us to you. And now we have come, as the
representatives of our fellow visitors to this island, to ask Your
Highness what it means!"

"Have a cigar," said John, extending the box. Mr. Pugh waved aside the
preferred gift impatiently. Not so Herr von Mandelbaum, who slid
forward after the manner of one in quest of second base and retired
with his prize to the rear of the little army once more.

Mr. Archer-Cleeve, a young man with carefully parted fair hair and the
expression of a strayed sheep, contributed a remark.

"No, but I say, by Jove, you know, I mean really, you know, what?"

That was Mr. Archer-Cleeve upon the situation.

"We have not come here for cigars," said Mr. Pugh. "We have come here,
Your Highness, for an explanation."

"Of what?" said John.

Mr. Pugh made an impatient gesture.

"Do you question my right to rule this massive country as I think best,
Mr. Pugh?"

"It is a high-handed proceeding," said the wizened little man.

The walrus spoke for the first time.

"What say?" he murmured huskily.

"I said," repeated Mr. Pugh, raising his voice, "that it was a
high-handed proceeding, Colonel."

The walrus nodded heavily, in assent, with closed eyes.

"Yah," said Herr von Mandelbaum through the smoke.

John looked at the spokesman.

"You are from England, Mr. Pugh?"

"Yes, sir. I am a British citizen."

"Suppose some enterprising person began to run a gambling hell in
Piccadilly, would the authorities look on and smile?"

"That is an entirely different matter, sir. You are quibbling. In
England gambling is forbidden by law."

"So it is in Mervo, Mr. Pugh."

"Tchah!"

"What say?" said the walrus.

"I said 'Tchah!' Colonel."

"Why?" said the walrus.

"Because His Highness quibbled."

The walrus nodded approvingly.

"His Highness did nothing of the sort," said John. "Gambling is
forbidden in Mervo for the same reason that it is forbidden in England,
because it demoralizes the people."

"This is absurd, sir. Gambling has been permitted in Mervo for nearly a
year."

"But not by me, Mr. Pugh. The Republic certainly granted Mr. Scobell a
concession. But, when I came to the throne, it became necessary for him
to get a concession from me. I refused it. Hence the closed doors."

Mr. Archer-Cleeve once more. "But--" He paused. "Forgotten what I was
going to say," he said to the room at large.

Herr von Mandelbaum made some remark at the back of his throat, but was
ignored.

John spoke again.

"If you were a prince, Mr. Pugh, would you find it pleasant to be in
the pay of a gambling hell?"

"That is neither here nor--"

"On the contrary, it is, very much. I happen to have some self-respect.
I've only just found it out, it's true, but it's there all right. I
don't want to be a prince--take it from me, it's a much overrated
profession--but if I've got to be one, I'll specialize. I won't combine
it with being a bunco steerer on the side. As long as I am on the
throne, this high-toned crap-shooting will continue a back number."

"What say?" said the walrus.

"I said that, while I am on the throne here, people who feel it
necessary to chant 'Come, little seven!' must do it elsewhere."

"I don't understand you," said Mr. Pugh. "Your remarks are absolutely
unintelligible."

"Never mind. My actions speak for themselves. It doesn't matter how I
describe it--what it comes to is that the Casino is closed. You can
follow that? Mervo is no longer running wide open. The lid is on."

"Then let me tell you, sir--" Mr. Pugh brought a bony fist down with a
thump on the table--"that you are playing with fire. Understand me,
sir, we are not here to threaten. We are a peaceful deputation of
visitors. But I have observed your people, sir. I have watched them
narrowly. And let me tell you that you are walking on a volcano.
Already there are signs of grave discontent."

"Already!" cried John. "Already's good. I guess they call it going some
in this infernal country if they can keep awake long enough to take
action within a year after a thing has happened. I don't know if you
have any influence with the populace, Mr. Pugh--you seem a pretty warm
and important sort of person--but, if you have, do please ask them as a
favor to me to get a move on. It's no good saying that I'm walking on a
volcano. I'm from Missouri. I want to be shown. Let's see this volcano.
Bring it out and make it trot around."

"You may jest--"

"Who's jesting? I'm not. It's a mighty serious thing for me. I want to
get away. The only thing that's keeping me in this forsaken place is
this delay. These people are obviously going to fire me sooner or
later. Why on earth can't they do it at once?"

"What say?" said the walrus.

"You may well ask, Colonel," said Mr. Pugh, staring amazed at John.
"His Highness appears completely to have lost his senses."

The walrus looked at John as if expecting some demonstration of
practical insanity, but, finding him outwardly calm, closed his eyes
and nodded heavily again.

"I must say, don't you know," said Mr. Archer-Cleeve, "it beats me,
what?"

The entire deputation seemed to consider that John's last speech needed
footnotes.

John was in no mood to supply them. His patience was exhausted.

"I guess we'll call this conference finished," he said. "You've been
told all you came to find out,--my reason for closing the Casino. If it
doesn't strike you as a satisfactory reason, that's up to you. Do what
you like about it. The one thing you may take as a solid fact--and you
can spread it around the town as much as ever you please--is that it is
closed, and is not going to be reopened while I'm ruler here."

The deputation then withdrew, reluctantly.

       *       *       *       *       *

On the following morning there came a note from Mr. Scobell. It was
brief. "Come on down before the shooting begins," it ran. John tore it
up.

It was on the same evening that definite hostilities may be said to
have begun.

Between the Palace and the market-place there was a narrow street of
flagged stone, which was busy during the early part of the day but
deserted after sundown. Along this street, at about seven o'clock, John
was strolling with a cigarette, when he was aware of a man crouching,
with his back toward him. So absorbed was the man in something which he
was writing on the stones that he did not hear John's approach, and the
latter, coming up from behind was enabled to see over his shoulder. In
large letters of chalk he read the words: _"Conspuez le Prince."_

John's knowledge of French was not profound, but he could understand
this, and it annoyed him.

As he looked, the man, squatting on his heels, bent forward to touch
up one of the letters. If he had been deliberately posing, he could
not have assumed a more convenient attitude.

John had been a footballer before he was a prince. The temptation was
too much for him. He drew back his foot--

There was a howl and a thud, and John resumed his stroll. The first gun
from Fort Sumter had been fired.

       *       *       *       *       *

Early next morning a window at the rear of the palace was broken by a
stone, and toward noon one of the soldiers on guard in front of the
Casino was narrowly missed by an anonymous orange. For Mervo this was
practically equivalent to the attack on the Bastille, and John, when
the report of the atrocities was brought to him, became hopeful.

But the effort seemed temporarily to have exhausted the fury of the
mob. The rest of that day and the whole of the next passed without
sensation.

After breakfast on the following morning Mr. Crump paid a visit to the
Palace. John was glad to see him. The staff of the Palace were loyal,
but considered as cheery companions, they were handicapped by the fact
that they spoke no English, while John spoke no French.

Mr. Crump was the bearer of another note from Mr. Scobell. This time
John tore it up unread, and, turning to the secretary, invited him to
sit down and make himself at home.

Sipping a cocktail and smoking one of John's cigars, Mr. Crump became
confidential.

"This is a queer business," he said. "Old Ben is chewing pieces out of
the furniture up there. He's mad clean through. He's losing money all
the while the people are making up their minds about this thing, and it
beats him why they're so slow."

"It beats me, too. I don't believe these hook-worm victims ever turned
my father out. Or, if they did, somebody must have injected radium into
them first. I'll give them another couple of days, and, if they haven't
fixed it by then, I'll go, and leave them to do what they like about
it."

"Go! Do you want to go?"

"Of course I want to go! Do you think I like stringing along in this
musical comedy island? I'm crazy to get back to America. I don't blame
you, Crump, because it was not your fault, but, by George! if I had
known what you were letting me in for when you carried me off here, I'd
have called up the police reserves. Hello! What's this?"

He rose to his feet as the sound of agitated voices came from the other
side of the door. The next moment it flew open, revealing General
Poineau and an assorted group of footmen and other domestics.
Excitement seemed to be in the air.

General Poineau rushed forward into the room, and flung his arms above
his head. Then he dropped them to his side, and shrugged his shoulders,
finishing in an attitude reminiscent of Plate 6 ("Despair") in "The
Home Reciter."

"_Mon Prince!"_ he moaned.

A perfect avalanche of French burst from the group outside the door.

"Crump!" cried John. "Stand by me, Crump! Get busy! This is where you
make your big play. Never mind the chorus gentlemen in the passage.
Concentrate yourself on Poineau. What's he talking about? I believe
he's come to tell me the people have wakened up. Offer him a cocktail.
What's the French for corpse-reviver? Get busy, Crump."

The general had begun to speak rapidly, with a wealth of gestures. It
astonished John that Mr. Crump could follow the harangue as apparently
he did.

"Well?" said John.

Mr. Crump looked grave.

"He says there is a large mob in the market-place. They are talking--"

"They would be!"

"--of moving in force on the Palace. The Palace Guards have gone over
to the people. General Poineau urges you to disguise yourself and
escape while there is time. You will be safe at his villa till the
excitement subsides, when you can be smuggled over to France during the
night--"

"Not for mine," said John, shaking his head. "It's mighty good of you,
General, and I appreciate it, but I can't wait till night. The boat
leaves for Marseilles in another hour. I'll catch that. I can manage it
comfortably. I'll go up and pack my grip. Crump, entertain the General
while I'm gone, will you? I won't be a moment."

But as he left the room there came through the open window the mutter
of a crowd. He stopped. General Poineau whipped out his sword, and
brought it to the salute. John patted him on the shoulder.

"You're a sport, General," he said, "but we sha'n't want it. Come
along, Crump. Come and help me address the multitude."

The window of the room looked out on to a square. There was a small
balcony with a stone parapet. As John stepped out, a howl of rage burst
from the mob.

John walked on to the balcony, and stood looking down on them, resting
his arms on the parapet. The howl was repeated, and from somewhere at
the back of the crowd came the sharp crack of a rifle, and a shot, the
first and last of the campaign, clipped a strip of flannel from the
collar of his coat and splashed against the wall.

A broad smile spread over his face.

If he had studied for a year, he could not have hit on a swifter or
more effective method of quieting the mob. There was something so
engaging and friendly in his smile that the howling died away and fists
that has been shaken unclenched themselves and fell. There was an
expectant silence in the square.

John beckoned to Crump, who came on to the balcony with some
reluctance, being mistrustful of the unseen sportsman with the rifle.

"Tell 'em it's all right, Crump, and that there's no call for any fuss.
From their manner I gather that I am no longer needed on this throne.
Ask them if that's right?"

A small man, who appeared to be in command of the crowd, stepped
forward as the secretary finished speaking, and shouted some words
which drew a murmur of approval from his followers.

"He wants to know," interpreted Mr. Crump, "if you will allow the
Casino to open again."

"Tell him no, but add that I shall be tickled to death to abdicate, if
that's what they want. Speed them up, old man. Tell them to make up
their minds on the jump, because I want to catch that boat. Don't let
them get to discussing it, or they'll stand there talking till sunset.
Yes or no. That's the idea."

There was a moment's surprised silence when Mr. Crump had spoken. The
Mervian mind was unused to being hustled in this way. Then a voice
shouted, as it were tentatively, "_Vive la Republique!"_ and at
once the cry was taken up on all sides.

John beamed down on them.

"That's right," he said. "Bully! I knew you could get a move on as
quick as anyone else, if you gave your minds to it. This is what I call
something like a revolution. It's a model to every country in the
world. But I guess we must close down the entertainment now, or I shall
be missing the boat. Will you tell them, Crump, that any citizen who
cares for a drink and a cigar will find it in the Palace. Tell the
household staff to stand by to pull corks. It's dry work
revolutionizing. And now I really must be going. I've run it mighty
fine. Slip one of these fellows down there half a dollar and send him
to fetch a cab. I must step lively."

       *       *       *       *       *

Five minutes later the revolutionists, obviously embarrassed and ill at
ease, were sheepishly gulping down their refreshment beneath the stony
eye of the majordomo and his assistants, while upstairs in the state
bedroom the deposed Prince was whistling "Dixie" and packing the royal
pajamas into a suitcase.




CHAPTER X

MRS. OAKLEY


Betty, when she stepped on board the boat for Marseilles, had had no
definite plan of action. She had been caught up and swept away by an
over-mastering desire for escape that left no room in her mind for
thoughts of the morrow. It was not till the train was roaring its way
across southern France that she found herself sufficiently composed to
review her position and make plans.

She would not go back. She could not. The words she had used in her
letter to Mr. Scobell were no melodramatic rhetoric. They were a plain
and literal statement of the truth. Death would be infinitely
preferable to life at Mervo on her stepfather's conditions.

But, that settled, what then? What was she to do? The gods are
businesslike. They sell; they do not give. And for what they sell they
demand a heavy price. We may buy life of them in many ways: with our
honor, our health, our independence, our happiness, with our brains or
with our hands. But somehow or other, in whatever currency we may
choose to pay it, the price must be paid.

Betty faced the problem. What had she? What could she give? Her
independence? That, certainly. She saw now what a mockery that fancied
independence had been. She had come and gone as she pleased, her path
smoothed by her stepfather's money, and she had been accustomed to
consider herself free. She had learned wisdom now, and could understand
that it was only by sacrificing such artificial independence that she
could win through to freedom. The world was a market, and the only
independent people in it were those who had a market value.

What was her market value? What could she do? She looked back at her
life, and saw that she had dabbled. She had a little of most
things--enough of nothing. She could sketch a little, play a little,
sing a little, write a little. Also--and, as she remembered it, she
felt for the first time a tremor of hope--she could use a typewriter
reasonably well. That one accomplishment stood out in the welter of her
thoughts, solid and comforting, like a rock in a quicksand. It was
something definite, something marketable, something of value for which
persons paid.

The tremor of hope did not comfort her long. Her mood was critical, and
she saw that in this, her one accomplishment, she was, as in everything
else, an amateur. She could not compete against professionals. She
closed her eyes, and had a momentary vision of those professionals,
keen of face, leathern of finger, rattling out myriads of words at a
dizzy speed. And, at that, all her courage suddenly broke; she drooped
forlornly, and, hiding her face on the cushioned arm-rest, she began to
cry.

Tears are the Turkish bath of the soul. Nature never intended woman to
pass dry-eyed through crises of emotion. A casual stranger, meeting
Betty on her way to the boat, might have thought that she looked a
little worried,--nothing more. The same stranger, if he had happened to
enter the compartment at this juncture, would have set her down at
sight as broken-hearted beyond recovery. Yet such is the magic of tears
that it was at this very moment that Betty was beginning to be
conscious of a distinct change for the better. Her heart still ached,
and to think of John even for an instant was to feel the knife turning
in the wound, but her brain was clear; the panic fear had gone, and she
faced the future resolutely once more. For she had just remembered the
existence of Mrs. Oakley.

       *       *       *       *       *

Only once in her life had Betty met her stepfather's celebrated aunt,
and the meeting had taken place nearly twelve years ago. The figure
that remained in her memory was of a pale-eyed, grenadier-like old
lady, almost entirely surrounded by clocks. It was these clocks that
had impressed her most. She was too young to be awed by the knowledge
that the tall old woman who stared at her just like a sandy cat she had
once possessed was one of the three richest women in the whole wide
world. She only remembered thinking that the finger which emerged from
the plaid shawl and prodded her cheek was unpleasantly bony. But the
clocks had absorbed her. It was as if all the clocks in the world had
been gathered together into that one room. There had been big clocks,
with almost human faces; small, perky clocks; clocks of strange shape;
and one dingy, medium-sized clock in particular which had made her cry
out with delight. Her visit had chanced to begin shortly before eleven
in the morning, and she had not been in the room ten minutes before
there was a whirring, and the majority of the clocks began to announce
the hour, each after its own fashion--some with a slow bloom, some with
a rapid, bell-like sound. But the medium-sized clock, unexpectedly
belying its appearance of being nothing of particular importance, had
performed its task in a way quite distinct from the others. It had
suddenly produced from its interior a shabby little gold man with a
trumpet, who had blown eleven little blasts before sliding backward
into his house and shutting the door after him. Betty had waited in
rapt silence till he finished, and had then shouted eagerly for more.

Just as the beginner at golf may effect a drive surpassing that of the
expert, so may a child unconsciously eclipse the practised courtier.
There was no soft side to Mrs. Oakley's character, as thousands of
suave would-be borrowers had discovered in their time, but there was a
soft spot. To general praise of her collection of clocks she was
impervious; it was unique, and she did not require you to tell her so,
but exhibit admiration for the clock with the little trumpeter, and she
melted. It was the one oasis of sentiment in the Sahara of her mental
outlook, the grain of radium in the pitchblende. Years ago it had stood
in a little New England farmhouse, and a child had clapped her hands
and shouted, even as Betty had done, when the golden man slid from his
hiding-place. Much water had flowed beneath the bridge since those
days. Many things had happened to the child. But she still kept her old
love for the trumpeter. The world knew nothing of this. The world, if
it had known, would have been delighted to stand before the clock and
admire it volubly, by the day. But it had no inkling of the trumpeter's
importance, and, when it came to visit Mrs. Oakley, was apt to waste
its time showering compliments on the obvious beauties of the queens of
the collection.

But Betty, ignoring these, jumped up and down before the dingy clock,
demanding further trumpetings, and, turning to Mrs. Oakley, as one
possessing influence, she was aware of a curious, intent look in the
old lady's eyes.

"Do you like that clock, my dear?" said Mrs. Oakley.

"Yes! Oh, yes!"

"Perhaps you shall have it some day, honey."

Betty was probably the only person who had been admitted to that room
who would not, on the strength of this remark, have steered the
conversation gently to the subject of a small loan. Instead, she ran to
the old lady, and kissed her. And, as to what had happened after that,
memory was vague. There had been some talk, she remembered, of a dollar
to buy candy, but it had come to nothing, and now that she had grown
older and had read the frequent paragraphs and anecdotes that appeared
in the papers about her stepfather's aunt, she could understand why.
She knew now what everybody knew of Mrs. Oakley--her history, her
eccentricities, and the miserliness of which the papers spoke with a
satirical lightness that seemed somehow but a thin disguise for what
was almost admiration.

Mrs. Oakley was one of two children, a son and a daughter, of a Vermont
farmer. Of her early life no records remain. Her public history begins
when she was twenty-two and came to New York. After two years'
struggling, she found a position in the firm of one Redgrave. Those who
knew her then speak of her as a tall, handsome girl, hard and intensely
ambitious. From contemporary accounts she seems to have out-Nietzsched
Nietzsche. Nietzsche's vision stopped short at the superman. Jane
Scobell was a superwoman. She had all the titanic selfishness and
indifference to the comfort of others which marks the superman, and, in
addition, undeniable good looks and a knowledge of the weaknesses of
men. Poor Mr. Redgrave had not had a chance from the start. She married
him within a year. Two years later, catching the bulls in an unguarded
moment, Mr. Redgrave despoiled them of a trifle over three million
dollars, and died the same day of an apoplectic stroke caused by the
excitement of victory. His widow, after a tour in Europe, returned to
the United States and visited Pittsburg. Any sociologist will support
the statement that it is difficult, almost impossible, for an
attractive widow, visiting Pittsburg, not to marry a millionaire, even
if she is not particularly anxious to do so. If such an act is the
primary object of her visit, the thing becomes a certainty. Groping
through the smoke, Jane Redgrave seized and carried off no less a
quarry than Alexander Baynes Oakley, a widower, whose income was one of
the seven wonders of the world. In the fullness of time he, too, died,
and Jane Oakley was left with the sole control of two vast fortunes.

She did not marry again, though it was rumored that it took three
secretaries, working nine hours a day, to cope with the written
proposals, and that butler after butler contracted clergyman's sore
throat through denying admittance to amorous callers. In the ten years
after Alexander Baynes' death, every impecunious aristocrat in the
civilized world must have made his dash for the matrimonial pole. But
her pale eyes looked them over, and dismissed them.

During those early years she was tempted once or twice to speculation.
A failure in a cotton deal not only cured her of this taste, but seems
to have marked the point in her career when her thoughts began to turn
to parsimony. Until then she had lived in some state, but now,
gradually at first, then swiftly, she began to cut down her expenses.
Now we find her in an apartment in West Central Park, next in a
Washington Square hotel, then in a Harlem flat, and finally--her last,
fixed abiding-place--in a small cottage on Staten Island.

It was a curious life that she led, this woman who could have bought
kingdoms if she had willed it. A Swedish maid-of-all-work was her only
companion. By day she would walk in her little garden, or dust, arrange
and wind up her clocks. At night, she would knit, or read one of the
frequent reports that arrived at the cottage from charity workers on
the East Side. Those were her two hobbies, and her only
extravagances--clocks and charity.

Her charity had its limitations. In actual money she expended little.
She was a theoretical philanthropist. She lent her influence, her time,
and her advice, but seldom her bank balance. Arrange an entertainment
for the delectation of the poor, and you would find her on the
platform, but her name would not be on the list of subscribers to the
funds. She would deliver a lecture on thrift to an audience of factory
girls, and she would give them a practical example of what she
preached.

Yet, with all its limitations, her charity was partly genuine. Her mind
was like a country in the grip of civil war. One-half of her sincerely
pitied the poor, burned at any story of oppression, and cried "Give!"
but the other cried "Halt!" and held her back, and between the two she
fell.

       *       *       *       *       *

It was to this somewhat unpromising haven of refuge that Betty's mind
now turned in her trouble. She did not expect great things. She could
not have said exactly what she did expect. But, at least, the cottage
on Staten Island offered a resting-place on her journey, even if it
could not be the journey's end. Her mad dash from Mervo ceased to be
objectless. It led somewhere.




CHAPTER XI

A LETTER OF INTRODUCTION


New York, revisited, had much the same effect on Betty as it had had on
John during his first morning of independence. As the liner came up the
bay, and the great buildings stood out against the clear blue of the
sky, she felt afraid and lonely. That terror which is said to attack
immigrants on their first sight of the New York sky-line came to her,
as she leaned on the rail, and with it a feeling of utter misery. By a
continual effort during the voyage she had kept her thoughts from
turning to John, but now he rose up insistently before her, and she
realized all that had gone out of her life.

She rebelled against the mad cruelty of the fate which had brought them
together again. It seemed to her now that she must always have loved
him, but it had been such a vague, gentle thing, this love, before that
last meeting--hardly more than a pleasant accompaniment to her life,
something to think about in idle moments, a help and a support when
things were running crosswise. She had been so satisfied with it, so
content to keep him a mere memory. It seemed so needless and wanton to
destroy her illusion.

Of love as a wild-beast passion, tearing and torturing quite ordinary
persons like herself, she had always been a little sceptical. The great
love poems of the world, when she read them, had always left her with
the feeling that their authors were of different clay from herself and
had no common meeting ground with her. She had seen her friends fall in
love, as they called it, and it had been very pretty and charming, but
as far removed from the frenzies of the poets as an amateur's snapshot
of Niagara from the cataract itself. Elsa Keith, for instance, was
obviously very fond and proud of Marvin, but she seemed perfectly
placid about it. She loved, but she could still spare half an hour for
the discussion of a new frock. Her soul did not appear to have been
revolutionized in any way.

Gradually Betty had come to the conclusion that love, in the full sense
of the word, was one of the things that did not happen. And now, as if
to punish her presumption, it had leaped from hiding and seized her.

There was nothing exaggerated or unintelligible in the poets now. They
ceased to be inhabitants of another world, swayed by curiously complex
emotions. They were her brothers--ordinary men with ordinary feelings
and a strange gift for expressing them. She knew now that it was
possible to hate the man you loved and to love the man you hated, to
ache for the sight of someone even while you fled from him.

It did not take her long to pass the Customs. A small grip constituted
her entire baggage. Having left this in the keeping of the amiable
proprietor of a near-by delicatessen store, she made her way to the
ferry.

Her first enquiry brought her to the cottage. Mrs. Oakley was a
celebrity on Staten Island.

At the door she paused for a moment, then knocked.

The Swede servant, she who had been there at her former visit, twelve
years ago, received her stolidly. Mrs. Oakley was dusting her clocks.

"Ask her if she can see me," said Betty. "I'm--" great step-niece
sounded too ridiculous--"I'm her niece," she said.

The handmaid went and returned, stolid as ever. "Ay tal her vat yu say
about niece, and she say she not knowing any niece," she announced.

Betty amended the description, and presently the Swede returned once
more, and motioned her to enter.

Like so many scenes of childhood, the room of the clocks was sharply
stamped on Betty's memory, and, as she came into it now, it seemed to
her that nothing had changed. There were the clocks, all round the
walls, of every shape and size, the big clocks with the human faces and
the small, perky clocks. There was the dingy, medium-sized clock that
held the trumpeter. And there, looking at her with just the old
sandy-cat expression in her pale eyes, was Mrs. Oakley.

Even the possession of an income of eighteen million dollars and a
unique collection of clocks cannot place a woman above the making of
the obvious remark.

"How you have grown!" said Mrs. Oakley.

The words seemed to melt the chill that had gathered around Betty's
heart. She had been prepared to enter into long explanations, and the
knowledge that these would not be required was very comforting.

"Do you remember me?" she exclaimed.

"You are the little girl who clapped her hands at the trumpeter, but
you are not little now."

"I'm not so very big," said Betty, smiling. She felt curiously at home,
and pity for the loneliness of this strange old woman caused her to
forget her own troubles.

"You look pretty when you smile," said Mrs. Oakley thoughtfully. She
continued to look closely at her. "You are in trouble," she said.

Betty met her eyes frankly.

"Yes," she said.

The old woman bent her head over a Sevres china clock, and stroked it
tenderly with her feather duster.

"Why did you run away?" she asked without looking up.

Betty had a feeling that the ground was being cut from beneath her
feet. She had expected to have to explain who she was and why she had
come, and behold, both were unnecessary. It was uncanny. And then the
obvious explanation occurred to her.

"Did my stepfather cable?" she asked.

Mrs. Oakley laid down the feather duster and, opening a drawer,
produced some sheets of paper--to the initiated eye plainly one of Mr.
Scobell's lengthy messages.

"A wickedly extravagant cable," she said, frowning at it. "He could
have expressed himself perfectly well at a quarter of the expense."

Betty began to read. The dimple on her chin appeared for a moment as
she did so. The tone of the message was so obsequious. There was no
trace of the old peremptory note in it. The words "dearest aunt"
occurred no fewer than six times in the course of the essay, its author
being apparently reckless of the fact that it was costing him half a
dollar a time. Mrs. Oakley had been quite right in her criticism. The
gist of the cable was, "_Betty has run away to America dearest aunt
ridiculous is sure to visit you please dearest aunt do not encourage
her_." The rest was pure padding.

Mrs. Oakley watched her with a glowering eye. "If Bennie Scobell," she
soliloquized, "imagines that he can dictate to me--" She ceased,
leaving an impressive hiatus. Unhappy Mr. Scobell, convicted of
dictation even after three dollars' worth of "dearest aunt!"

Betty handed back the cable. Her chin, emblem of war, was tilted and
advanced.

"I'll tell you why I ran away, Aunt," she said.

Mrs. Oakley listened to her story in silence. Betty did not relate it
at great length, for with every word she spoke, the thought of John
stabbed her afresh. She omitted much that has been told in this
chronicle. But she disclosed the essential fact, that Napoleonic Mr.
Scobell had tried to force her into a marriage with a man she did
not--she hesitated at the word--did not respect, she concluded.

Mrs. Oakley regarded her inscrutably for a while before replying.

"Respect!" she said at last. "I have never met a man in my life whom I
could respect. Harpies! Every one of them! Every one of them! Every one
of them!"

She was muttering to herself. It is possible that her thoughts were
back with those persevering young aristocrats of her second widowhood.
Certainly, if she had sometimes displayed a touch of the pirate in her
dealings with man, man, it must be said in fairness, had not always
shown his best side to her.

"Respect!" she muttered again. "Did you like him, this Prince of
yours?"

Betty's eyes filled. She made no reply.

"Well, never mind," said Mrs. Oakley. "Don't cry, child! I'm not going
to press you. You must have hated him or else loved him very much, or
you would never have run away.... Dictate to me!" she broke off,
half-aloud, her mind evidently once more on Mr. Scobell's unfortunate
cable.

Betty could bear it no longer.

"I loved him!" she cried. "I loved him!"

She was shaking with dry sobs. She felt the old woman's eyes upon her,
but she could not stop.

A sudden whirr cut through the silence. One of the large clocks near
the door was beginning to strike the hour. Instantly the rest began to
do the same, till the room was full of the noise. And above the din
there sounded sharp and clear the note of the little trumpet.

The noise died away with metallic echoings.

"Honey!"

It was a changed voice that spoke. Betty looked up, and saw that the
eyes that met hers were very soft. She moved quickly to the old woman's
side.

"Honey, I'm going to tell you something about myself that nobody dreams
of. Betty, when I was your age, _I_ ran away from a man because I
loved him. It was just a little village tragedy, my dear. I think he
was fond of me, but father was poor and her folks were the great people
of the place, and he married her. And I ran away, like you, and went to
New York."

Betty pressed her hand. It was trembling.

"I'm so sorry," she whispered.

"I went to New York because I wanted to kill my heart. And I killed it.
There's only one way. Work! Work! Work!" She was sitting bolt upright,
and the soft look had gone out of her eyes. They were hard and fiery
under the drawn brows. "Work! Ah, I worked! I never rested. For two
years. Two whole years. It fought back at me. It tore me to bits. But I
wouldn't stop. I worked on, I killed it."

She stopped, quivering. Betty was cold with a nameless dismay. She felt
as if she were standing in the dark on the brink of an abyss.

The old woman began to speak again.

"Child, it's the same with you. Your heart's tearing you. Don't let it!
It will get worse and worse if you are afraid of it. Fight it! Kill it!
Work!"

She stopped again, clenching and unclenching her fingers, as if she
were strangling some living thing. There was silence for a long moment.

"What can you do?" she asked suddenly.

Her voice was calm and unemotional again. The abruptness of the
transition from passion to the practical took Betty aback. She could
not speak.

"There must be something," continued Mrs. Oakley. "When I was your age
I had taught myself bookkeeping, shorthand, and typewriting. What can
you do? Can you use a typewriter?"

Blessed word!

"Yes," said Betty promptly.

"Well?"

"Not very well?"

"H'm. Well, I expect you will do it well enough for Mr. Renshaw--on my
recommendation. I'll give you a letter to him. He is the editor of a
small weekly paper. I don't know how much he will offer you, but take
it and _work!_ You'll find him pleasant. I have met him at charity
organization meetings on the East Side. He's useful at the
entertainments--does conjuring tricks--stupid, but they seem to amuse
people. You'll find him pleasant. There."

She had been writing the letter of introduction during the course of
these remarks. At the last word she blotted it, and placed it in an
envelope.

"That's the address," she said. "J. Brabazon Renshaw, Office of
_Peaceful Moments_. Take it to him now. Good-by."

It was as if she were ashamed of her late display of emotion. She spoke
abruptly, and her pale eyes were expressionless. Betty thanked her and
turned to go.

"Tell me how you get on," said Mrs. Oakley.

"Yes," said Betty.

"And _work_. Keep on working!"

There was a momentary return of her former manner as she spoke the
words, and Betty wavered. She longed to say something comforting,
something that would show that she understood.

Mrs. Oakley had taken up the feather duster again.

"Steena will show you out," she said curtly. And Betty was aware of the
stolid Swede in the doorway. The interview was plainly at an end.

"Good-by, Aunt," she said, "and thank you ever so much--for
everything."




CHAPTER XII

"PEACEFUL MOMENTS"


The man in the street did not appear to know it, but a great crisis was
imminent in New York journalism.

Everything seemed much as usual in the city. The cars ran blithely on
Broadway. Newsboys shouted their mystic slogan, "Wuxtry!" with
undiminished vim. Society thronged Fifth Avenue without a furrow on its
brow. At a thousand street corners a thousand policemen preserved their
air of massive superiority to the things of this world. Of all the four
million not one showed the least sign of perturbation.

Nevertheless, the crisis was at hand. Mr. J. Brabazon Renshaw,
Editor-in-chief of _Peaceful Moments_, was about to leave his post
and start on a three-months' vacation.

_Peaceful Moments_, as its name (an inspiration of Mr. Renshaw's
own) was designed to imply, was a journal of the home. It was the sort
of paper which the father of the family is expected to take back with
him from the office and read aloud to the chicks before bedtime under
the shade of the rubber plant.

Circumstances had left the development of the paper almost entirely to
Mr. Renshaw. Its contents were varied. There was a "Moments in the
Nursery" page, conducted by Luella Granville Waterman and devoted
mainly to anecdotes of the family canary, by Jane (aged six), and
similar works of the younger set. There was a "Moments of Meditation"
page, conducted by the Reverend Edwin T. Philpotts; a "Moments among
the Masters" page, consisting of assorted chunks looted from the
literature of the past, when foreheads were bulged and thoughts
profound, by Mr. Renshaw himself; one or two other special pages; a
short story; answers to correspondents on domestic matters; and a
"Moments of Mirth" page, conducted by one B. Henderson Asher--a very
painful affair.

The proprietor of this admirable journal was that Napoleon of finance,
Mr. Benjamin Scobell.

That this should have been so is but one proof of the many-sidedness of
that great man.

Mr. Scobell had founded _Peaceful Moments_ at an early stage in
his career, and it was only at very rare intervals nowadays that he
recollected that he still owned it. He had so many irons in the fire
now that he had no time to waste his brain tissues thinking about a
paper like _Peaceful Moments_. It was one of his failures. It
certainly paid its way and brought him a small sum each year, but to
him it was a failure, a bombshell that had fizzled.

He had intended to do big things with _Peaceful Moments_. He had
meant to start a new epoch in the literature of Manhattan.

"I gottan idea," he had said to Miss Scobell. "All this yellow
journalism--red blood and all that--folks are tired of it. They want
something milder. Wholesome, see what I mean? There's money in it. Guys
make a roll too big to lift by selling soft drinks, don't they? Well,
I'm going to run a soft-drink paper. See?"

The enterprise had started well. To begin with, he had found the ideal
editor. He had met Mr. Renshaw at a down-East gathering presided over
by Mrs. Oakley, and his Napoleonic eye had seen in J. Brabazon the
seeds of domestic greatness. Before they parted, he had come to terms
with him. Nor had the latter failed to justify his intuition. He made
an admirable editor. It was not Mr. Renshaw's fault that the new paper
had failed to electrify America. It was the public on whom the
responsibility for the failure must be laid. They spoiled the whole
thing. Certain of the faithful subscribed, it is true, and continued to
subscribe, but the great heart of the public remained untouched. The
great heart of the public declined to be interested in the meditations
of Mr. Philpotts and the humor of Mr. B. Henderson Asher, and continued
to spend its money along the bad old channels. The thing began to bore
Mr. Scobell. He left the conduct of the journal more and more to Mr.
Renshaw, until finally--it was just after the idea for extracting gold
from sea water had struck him--he put the whole business definitely out
of his mind. (His actual words were that he never wanted to see or hear
of the darned thing again, inasmuch as it gave him a pain in the neck.)
Mr. Renshaw was given a free hand as to the editing, and all matters of
finance connected with the enterprise were placed in the hands of Mr.
Scobell's solicitors, who had instructions to sell the journal, if, as
its owner crisply put it, they could find any chump who was enough of a
darned chump to give real money for it. Up to the present the great
army of chumps had fallen short of this ideal standard of darned
chumphood.

Ever since this parting of the ways, Mr. Renshaw had been in his
element. Under his guidance _Peaceful Moments_ had reached a level
of domesticity which made other so-called domestic journals look like
sporting supplements. But at last the work had told upon him. Whether
it was the effort of digging into the literature of the past every
week, or the strain of reading B. Henderson Asher's "Moments of Mirth"
is uncertain. At any rate, his labors had ended in wrecking his health
to such an extent that the doctor had ordered him three months'
complete rest, in the woods or mountains, whichever he preferred; and,
being a farseeing man, who went to the root of things, had absolutely
declined to consent to Mr. Renshaw's suggestion that he keep in touch
with the paper during his vacation. He was adamant. He had seen copies
of _Peaceful Moments_ once or twice, and refused to permit a man
in Mr. Renshaw's state of health to come in contact with Luella
Granville Waterman's "Moments in the Nursery" and B. Henderson Asher's
"Moments of Mirth."

"You must forget that such a paper exists," he said. "You must dismiss
the whole thing from your mind, live in the open, and develop some
flesh and muscle."

Mr. Renshaw had bowed before the sentence, howbeit gloomily, and now,
on the morning of Betty's departure from Mrs. Oakley's house with the
letter of introduction, was giving his final instructions to his
temporary successor.

This temporary successor in the editorship was none other than John's
friend, Rupert Smith, late of the _News_.

Smith, on leaving Harvard, had been attracted by newspaper work, and
had found his first billet on a Western journal of the type whose
society column consists of such items as "Jim Thompson was to town
yesterday with a bunch of other cheap skates. We take this opportunity
of once more informing Jim that he is a liar and a skunk," and whose
editor works with a pistol on his desk and another in his hip-pocket.
Graduating from this, he had proceeded to a reporter's post on a daily
paper in Kentucky, where there were blood feuds and other Southern
devices for preventing life from becoming dull. All this was good, but
even while he enjoyed these experiences, New York, the magnet, had been
tugging at him, and at last, after two eventful years on the Kentucky
paper, he had come East, and eventually won through to the staff of the
_News_.

His presence in the office of _Peaceful Moments_ was due to the
uncomfortable habit of most of the New York daily papers of cutting
down their staff of reporters during the summer. The dismissed had, to
sustain them, the knowledge that they would return, like the swallows,
anon, and be received back into their old places; but in the meantime
they suffered the inconvenience of having to support themselves as best
they could. Smith, when, in the company of half-a-dozen others, he had
had to leave the _News_, had heard of the vacant post of assistant
editor on _Peaceful Moments_, and had applied for and received it.
Whereby he was more fortunate than some of his late colleagues; though,
as the character of his new work unrolled itself before him, he was
frequently doubtful on that point. For the atmosphere of _Peaceful
Moments_, however wholesome, was certainly not exciting, and his
happened to be essentially a nature that needed the stimulus of
excitement. Even in Park Row, the denizens of which street are rarely
slaves to the conventional and safe, he had a well-established
reputation in this matter. Others of his acquaintances welcomed
excitement when it came to them in the course of the day's work, but it
was Smith's practise to go in search of it. He was a young man of
spirit and resource.

His appearance, to those who did not know him, hardly suggested this.
He was very tall and thin, with a dark, solemn face. He was a purist in
the matter of clothes, and even in times of storm and stress presented
an immaculate appearance to the world. In his left eye, attached to a
cord, he wore a monocle.

Through this, at the present moment, he was gazing benevolently at Mr.
Renshaw, as the latter fussed about the office in the throes of
departure. To the editor's rapid fire of advice and warning he listened
with the pleased and indulgent air of a father whose infant son frisks
before him. Mr. Renshaw interested him. To Smith's mind Mr. Renshaw,
put him in any show you pleased, would alone have been worth the price
of admission.

"Well," chirruped the holiday-maker--he was a little man with a long
neck, and he always chirruped--"Well, I think that is all, Mr. Smith.
Oh, ah, yes! The stenographer. You will need a new stenographer."

The _Peaceful Moments_ stenographer had resigned her position
three days before, in order to get married.

"Unquestionably, Comrade Renshaw," said Smith. "A blonde."

Mr. Renshaw looked annoyed.

"I have told you before, Mr. Smith, I object to your addressing me as
Comrade. It is not--it is not--er--fitting."

Smith waved a deprecating hand.

"Say no more," he said. "I will correct the habit. I have been studying
the principles of Socialism somewhat deeply of late, and I came to the
conclusion that I must join the cause. It looked good to me. You work
for the equal distribution of property, and start in by swiping all you
can and sitting on it. A noble scheme. Me for it. But I am interrupting
you."

Mr. Renshaw had to pause for a moment to reorganize his ideas.

"I think--ah, yes. I think it would be best perhaps to wait for a day
or two in case Mrs. Oakley should recommend someone. I mentioned the
vacancy in the office to her, and she said she would give the matter
her attention. I should prefer, if possible, to give the place to her
nominee. She--"

"--has eighteen million a year," said Smith. "I understand. Scatter
seeds of kindness."

Mr. Renshaw looked at him sharply. Smith's face was solemn and
thoughtful.

"Nothing of the kind," the editor said, after a pause. "I should prefer
Mrs. Oakley's nominee because Mrs. Oakley is a shrewd, practical woman
who--er--who--who, in fact--"

"Just so," said Smith, eying him gravely through the monocle.
"Entirely."

The scrutiny irritated Mr. Renshaw.

"Do put that thing away, Mr. Smith," he said.

"That thing?"

"Yes, that ridiculous glass. Put it away."

"Instantly," said Smith, replacing the monocle in his vest-pocket. "You
object to it? Well, well, many people do. We all have these curious
likes and dislikes. It is these clashings of personal taste which
constitute what we call life. Yes. You were saying?"

Mr. Renshaw wrinkled his forehead.

"I have forgotten what I intended to say," he said querulously. "You
have driven it out of my head."

Smith clicked his tongue sympathetically. Mr. Renshaw looked at his
watch.

"Dear me," he said, "I must be going. I shall miss my train. But I
think I have covered the ground quite thoroughly. You understand
everything?"

"Absolutely," said Smith. "I look on myself as some engineer
controlling a machine with a light hand on the throttle. Or like some
faithful hound whose master--"

"Ah! There is just one thing. Mrs. Julia Burdett Parslow is a little
inclined to be unpunctual with her 'Moments with Budding Girlhood.' If
this should happen while I am away, just write her a letter, quite a
pleasant letter, you understand, pointing out the necessity of being in
good time. She must realize that we are a machine."

"Exactly," murmured Smith.

"The machinery of the paper cannot run smoothly unless contributors are
in good time with their copy."

"Precisely," said Smith. "They are the janitors of the literary world.
Let them turn off the steam heat, and where are we? If Mrs. Julia
Burdett Parslow is not up to time with the hot air, how shall our
'Girlhood' escape being nipped in the bud?"

"And there is just one other thing. I wish you would correct a slight
tendency I have noticed lately in Mr. Asher to be just a trifle--well,
not precisely risky, but perhaps a shade broad in his humor."

"Young blood!" sighed Smith. "Young blood!"

"Mr. Asher is a very sensible man, and he will understand. Well, that
is all, I think. Now, I really must be going. Good-by, Mr. Smith."

"Good-by."

At the door Mr. Renshaw paused with the air of an exile bidding
farewell to his native land, sighed and trotted out.

Smith put his feet upon the table, flicked a speck of dust from his
coat-sleeve, and resumed his task of reading the proofs of Luella
Granville Waterman's "Moments in the Nursery."

       *       *       *       *       *

He had not been working long, when Pugsy Maloney, the office boy,
entered.

"Say!" said Pugsy.

"Say on, Comrade Maloney."

"Dere's a loidy out dere wit a letter for Mr. Renshaw."

"Have you acquainted her with the fact that Mr. Renshaw has passed to
other climes?"

"Huh?"

"Have you, in the course of your conversation with this lady, mentioned
that Mr. Renshaw has beaten it?"

"Sure, I did. And she says can she see you?"

Smith removed his feet from the table.

"Certainly," he said. "Who am I that I should deny people these little
treats? Ask her to come in, Comrade Maloney."




CHAPTER XIII

BETTY MAKES A FRIEND


Betty had appealed to Master Maloney's esthetic sense of beauty
directly she appeared before him. It was with regret, therefore, rather
than with the usual calm triumph of the office boy, that he informed
her that the editor was not in. Also, seeing that she was evidently
perturbed by the information, he had gone out of his way to suggest
that she lay her business, whatever it might be, before Mr. Renshaw's
temporary successor.

Smith received her with Old-World courtesy.

"Will you sit down?" he said. "Not to wait for Comrade Renshaw, of
course. He will not be back for another three months. Perhaps I can
help you. I am acting editor. The work is not light," he added
gratuitously. "Sometimes the cry goes round New York, 'Can Smith get
through it all? Will his strength support his unquenchable spirit?' But
I stagger on. I do not repine. What was it that you wished to see
Comrade Renshaw about?"

He swung his monocle lightly by its cord. For the first time since she
had entered the office Betty was rather glad that Mr. Renshaw was away.
Conscious of her defects as a stenographer she had been looking forward
somewhat apprehensively to the interview with her prospective employer.
But this long, solemn youth put her at her ease. His manner suggested
in some indefinable way that the whole thing was a sort of round game.

"I came about the typewriting," she said.

Smith looked at her with interest.

"Are you the nominee?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Do you come from Mrs. Oakley?"

"Yes."

"Then all is well. The decks have been cleared against your coming.
Consider yourself engaged as our official typist. By the way,
_can_ you type?"

Betty laughed. This was certainly not the awkward interview she had
been picturing in her mind.

"Yes," she said, "but I'm afraid I'm not very good at it."

"Never mind," said Smith. "I'm not very good at editing. Yet here I am.
I foresee that we shall make an ideal team. Together, we will toil
early and late till we whoop up this domestic journal into a shining
model of what a domestic journal should be. What that is, at present, I
do not exactly know. Excursion trains will be run from the Middle West
to see this domestic journal. Visitors from Oshkosh will do it before
going on to Grant's tomb. What exactly is your name?"

Betty hesitated. Yes, perhaps it would be better. "Brown," she said.

"Mine is Smith. The smiling child in the outer office is Pugsy Maloney,
one of our most prominent citizens. Homely in appearance, perhaps, but
one of us. You will get to like Comrade Maloney. And now, to touch on a
painful subject--work. Would you care to start in now, or have you any
other engagements? Perhaps you wish to see the sights of this beautiful
little city before beginning? You would prefer to start in now?
Excellent. You could not have come at a more suitable time, for I was
on the very point of sallying out to purchase about twenty-five cents'
worth of lunch. We editors, Comrade Brown, find that our tissues need
constant restoration, such is the strenuous nature of our duties. You
will find one or two letters on that table. Good-by, then, for the
present."

He picked up his hat, smoothed it carefully and with a courtly
inclination of his head, left the room.

Betty sat down, and began to think. So she was really earning her own
living! It was a stimulating thought. She felt a little bewildered. She
had imagined something so different. Mrs. Oakley had certainly said
that _Peaceful Moments_ was a small paper, but despite that, her
imagination had conjured up visions of bustle and activity, and a
peremptory, overdriven editor, snapping out words of command. Smith,
with his careful speech and general air of calm detachment from the
noisy side of life, created an atmosphere of restfulness. If this was a
sample of life in the office, she thought, the paper had been well
named. She felt soothed and almost happy.

Interesting and exciting things, New York things, began to happen at
once. To her, meditating, there entered Pugsy Maloney, the guardian of
the gate of this shrine of Peace, a nonchalant youth of about fifteen,
with a freckled, mask-like face, the expression of which never varied,
bearing in his arms a cat. The cat was struggling violently, but he
appeared quite unconscious of it. Its existence did not seem to occur
to him.

"Say!" said Pugsy.

Betty was fond of cats.

"Oh, don't hurt her!" she cried anxiously.

Master Maloney eyed the cat as if he were seeing it for the first time.

"I wasn't hoitin' her," he said, without emotion. "Dere was two fresh
kids in the street sickin' a dawg on to her. And I comes up and says,
'G'wan! What do youse t'ink youse doin', fussin' de poor dumb animal?'
An' one of de guys, he says, 'G'wan! Who do youse t'ink youse is?' An'
I says, 'I'm de guy what's goin' to swat youse on de coco, smarty, if
youse don't quit fussin' de poor dumb animal.' So wit' dat he makes a
break at swattin' me one, but I swats him one, an' I swats de odder
feller one, an' den I swats dem bote some more, an' I gits de kitty,
an' I brings her in here, cos I t'inks maybe youse'll look after her. I
can't be boddered myself. Cats is foolishness."

And, having finished this Homeric narrative, Master Maloney fixed an
expressionless eye on the ceiling, and was silent.

"How splendid of you, Pugsy!" cried Betty. "She might have been killed,
poor thing."

"She had it pretty fierce," admitted Master Maloney, gazing
dispassionately at the rescued animal, which had escaped from his
clutch and taken up a strong position on an upper shelf of the
bookcase.

"Will you go out and get her some milk, Pugsy? She's probably starving.
Here's a quarter. Will you keep the change?"

"Sure thing," assented Master Maloney.

He strolled slowly out, while Betty, mounting a chair, proceeded to
chirrup and snap her fingers in the effort to establish the foundations
of an _entente cordiale_ with the cat.

By the time Pugsy returned, carrying a five-cent bottle of milk, the
animal had vacated the shelf, and was sitting on the table, polishing
her face. The milk having been poured into the lid of a tobacco tin, in
lieu of a saucer, she suspended her operations and adjourned for
refreshments, Pugsy, having no immediate duties on hand, concentrated
himself on the cat.

"Say!" he said.

"Well?"

"Dat kitty. Pipe de leather collar she's wearin'."

Betty had noticed earlier in the proceedings that a narrow leather
collar encircled the animal's neck.

"Guess I know where dat kitty belongs. Dey all has dose collars. I
guess she's one of Bat Jarvis's kitties. He's got twenty-t'ree of dem,
and dey all has dose collars."

"Bat Jarvis?"

"Sure."

"Who is he?"

Pugsy looked at her incredulously.

"Say! Ain't youse never heard of Bat Jarvis? He's--he's Bat Jarvis."

"Do you know him?"

"Sure, I knows him."

"Does he live near here?"

"Sure, he lives near here."

"Then I think the best thing for you to do is to run round and tell him
that I am taking care of his cat, and that he had better come and fetch
it. I must be getting on with my work, or I shall never finish it."

She settled down to type the letters Smith had indicated. She attacked
her task cautiously. She was one of those typists who are at their best
when they do not have to hurry.

She was putting the finishing touches to the last of the batch, when
there was a shuffling of feet in the outer room, followed by a knock on
the door. The next moment there entered a short, burly young man,
around whom there hung, like an aroma, an indescribable air of
toughness, partly due, perhaps, to the fact that he wore his hair in a
well-oiled fringe almost down to his eyebrows, thus presenting the
appearance of having no forehead at all. His eyes were small and set
close together. His mouth was wide, his jaw prominent. Not, in short,
the sort of man you would have picked out on sight as a model citizen.
He blinked furtively, as his eyes met Betty's, and looked round the
room. His face lighted up as he saw the cat.

"Say!" he said, stepping forward, and touching the cat's collar.
"Ma'am, mine!"

"Are you Mr. Jarvis?" asked Betty.

The visitor nodded, not without a touch of complacency, as of a monarch
abandoning his incognito.

For Mr. Jarvis was a celebrity.

By profession he was a dealer in animals, birds, and snakes. He had a
fancier's shop on Groome Street, in the heart of the Bowery. This was
on the ground floor. His living abode was in the upper story of that
house, and it was there that he kept the twenty-three cats whose necks
were adorned with leather collars.

But it was not the fact that he possessed twenty-three cats with
leather collars that had made Mr. Jarvis a celebrity. A man may win a
local reputation, if only for eccentricity, by such means. Mr. Jarvis'
reputation was far from being purely local. Broadway knew him, and the
Tenderloin. Tammany Hall knew him. Long Island City knew him. For Bat
Jarvis was the leader of the famous Groome Street Gang, the largest and
most influential of the four big gangs of the East Side.

To Betty, so little does the world often know of its greatest men, he
was merely a decidedly repellent-looking young man in unbecoming
clothes. But his evident affection for the cat gave her a feeling of
fellowship toward him. She beamed upon him, and Mr. Jarvis, who was
wont to face the glare of rivals without flinching, avoided her eye and
shuffled with embarrassment.

"I'm so glad she's safe!" said Betty. "There were two boys teasing her
in the street. I've been giving her some milk."

Mr. Jarvis nodded, with his eyes on the floor.

There was a pause. Then he looked up, and, fixing his gaze some three
feet above her head, spoke.

"Say!" he said, and paused again. Betty waited expectantly.

He relaxed into silence again, apparently thinking.

"Say!" he said. "Ma'am, obliged. Fond of de kit. I am."

"She's a dear," said Betty, tickling the cat under the ear.

"Ma'am," went on Mr. Jarvis, pursuing his theme, "obliged. Sha'n't
fergit it. Any time you're in bad, glad to be of service. Bat Jarvis.
Groome Street. Anybody'll show youse where I live."

He paused, and shuffled his feet; then, tucking the cat more firmly
under his arm, left the room. Betty heard him shuffling downstairs.

He had hardly gone, when the door opened again, and Smith came in.

"So you have had company while I was away?" he said. "Who was the
grandee with the cat? An old childhood's friend? Was he trying to sell
the animal to us?"

"That was Mr. Bat Jarvis," said Betty.

Smith looked interested.

"Bat! What was he doing here?"

Betty related the story of the cat. Smith nodded thoughtfully.

"Well," he said, "I don't know that Comrade Jarvis is precisely the
sort of friend I would go out of my way to select. Still, you never
know what might happen. He might come in useful. And now, let us
concentrate ourselves tensely on this very entertaining little journal
of ours, and see if we cannot stagger humanity with it."




CHAPTER XIV

A CHANGE OF POLICY


The feeling of tranquillity which had come to Betty on her first
acquaintance with _Peaceful Moments_ seemed to deepen as the days
went by, and with each day she found the sharp pain at her heart less
vehement. It was still there, but it was dulled. The novelty of her
life and surroundings kept it in check. New York is an egotist. It will
suffer no divided attention. "Look at me!" says the voice of the city
imperiously, and its children obey. It snatches their thoughts from
their inner griefs, and concentrates them on the pageant that rolls
unceasingly from one end of the island to the other. One may despair in
New York, but it is difficult to brood on the past; for New York is the
City of the Present, the City of Things that are Going On.

To Betty everything was new and strange. Her previous acquaintance with
the metropolis had not been extensive. Mr. Scobell's home--or, rather,
the house which he owned in America--was on the outskirts of
Philadelphia, and it was there that she had lived when she was not
paying visits. Occasionally, during horse-show week, or at some other
time of festivity, she had spent a few days with friends who lived in
Madison or upper Fifth Avenue, but beyond that, New York was a closed
book to her.

It would have been a miracle in the circumstances, if John and Mervo
and the whole of the events since the arrival of the great cable had
not to some extent become a little dream-like. When she was alone at
night, and had leisure to think, the dream became a reality once more;
but in her hours of work, or what passed for work in the office of
_Peaceful Moments_, and in the hours she spent walking about the
streets and observing the ways of this new world of hers, it faded.
Everything was so bright and busy! Every moment had its fresh interest.

And, above all, there was the sense of adventure. She was twenty-four;
she had health and an imagination; and almost unconsciously she was
stimulated by the thrill of being for the first time in her life
genuinely at large. The child's love of hiding dies hard in us. To
Betty, to walk abroad in New York in the midst of hurrying crowds, just
Betty Brown--one of four million and no longer the beautiful Miss
Silver of the society column, was to taste the romance of disguise, or
invisibility.

During office hours she came near to complete contentment. To an expert
stenographer the amount of work to be done would have seemed
ridiculously small, but Betty, who liked plenty of time for a task,
generally managed to make it last comfortably through the day.

This was partly owing to the fact that her editor, when not actually at
work himself, was accustomed to engage her in conversation, and to keep
her so engaged until the entrance of Pugsy Maloney heralded the arrival
of some caller.

Betty liked Smith. His odd ways, his conversation, and his extreme
solicitude for his clothes amused her. She found his outlook on life
refreshing. Smith was an optimist. Whatever cataclysm might occur, he
never doubted for a moment that he would be comfortably on the summit
of the debris when all was over. He amazed Betty with his stories of
his reportorial adventures. He told them for the most part as humorous
stories at his own expense, but the fact remained that in a
considerable proportion of them he had only escaped a sudden and
violent death by adroitness or pure good luck. His conversation opened
up a new world to Betty. She began to see that in America, and
especially in New York, anything may happen to anybody. She looked on
Smith with new eyes.

"But surely all this," she said one morning, after he had come to the
end of the story of a highly delicate piece of interviewing work in
connection with some Cumberland Mountains feudists, "surely all this--"
She looked round the room.

"Domesticity?" suggested Smith.

"Yes," said Betty. "Surely it all seems rather tame to you?"

Smith sighed.

"Comrade Brown," he said, "you have touched the spot with an unerring
finger."

Since Mr. Renshaw's departure, the flatness of life had come home to
Smith with renewed emphasis. Before, there had always been the quiet
entertainment of watching the editor at work, but now he was feeling
restless. Like John at Mervo, he was practically nothing but an
ornament. _Peaceful Moments_, like Mervo, had been set rolling and
had continued to roll on almost automatically. The staff of regular
contributors sent in their various pages. There was nothing for the man
in charge to do. Mr. Renshaw had been one of those men who have a
genius for being as busy over nothing as if it were some colossal work,
but Smith had not that gift. He liked something that he could grip and
that gripped him. He was becoming desperately bored. He felt like a
marooned sailor on a barren rock of domesticity.

A visitor who called at the office at this time did nothing to remove
this sensation of being outside everything that made life worth living.
Betty, returning to the office one afternoon, found Smith in the
doorway, just parting from a thickset young man. There was a rather
gloomy expression on the thickset young man's face.

Smith, too, she noted, when they were back in the inner office, seemed
to have something on his mind. He was strangely silent.

"Comrade Brown," he said at last, "I wish this little journal of ours
had a sporting page."

Betty laughed.

"Less ribaldry," protested Smith pained. "This is a sad affair. You saw
the man I was talking to? That was Kid Brady. I used to know him when I
was out West. He wants to fight anyone in the country at a hundred and
thirty-three pounds. We all have our hobbies. That is Comrade Brady's."

"Is he a boxer?"

"He would like to be. Out West, nobody could touch him. He's in the
championship class. But he has been pottering about New York for a
month without being able to get a fight. If we had a sporting page on
_Peaceful Moments_ we could do him some good, but I don't see how
we can write him up," said Smith, picking up a copy of the paper, and
regarding it gloomily, "in 'Moments in the Nursery' or 'Moments with
Budding Girlhood.'"

He put up his eyeglass, and stared at the offending journal with the
air of a vegetarian who has found a caterpillar in his salad.
Incredulity, dismay, and disgust fought for precedence in his
expression.

"B. Henderson Asher," he said severely, "ought to be in some sort of a
home. Cain killed Abel for telling him that story."

He turned to another page, and scrutinized it with deepening gloom.

"Is Luella Granville Waterman by any chance a friend of yours, Comrade
Brown? No? I am glad. For it seems to me that for sheer, concentrated
piffle, she is in a class by herself."

He read on for a few moments in silence, then looked up and fixed Betty
with his monocle. There was righteous wrath in his eyes.

"And people," he said, "are paying money for this! _Money!_ Even
now they are sitting down and writing checks for a year's subscription.
It isn't right! It's a skin game. I am assisting in a carefully planned
skin game!"

"But perhaps they like it," suggested Betty.

Smith shook his head.

"It is kind of you to try and soothe my conscience, but it is useless.
I see my position too clearly. Think of it, Comrade Brown! Thousands of
poor, doddering, half-witted creatures in Brooklyn and Flatbush, who
ought not really to have control of their own money at all, are getting
buncoed out of whatever it is per annum in exchange for--how shall I
put it in a forcible yet refined and gentlemanly manner?--for cat's
meat of this description. Why, selling gold bricks is honest compared
with it. And I am temporarily responsible for the black business!"

He extended a lean hand with melodramatic suddenness toward Betty. The
unexpectedness of the movement caused her to start back in her chair
with a little exclamation of surprise. Smith nodded with a kind of
mournful satisfaction.

"Exactly!" he said. "As I expected! You shrink from me. You avoid my
polluted hand. How could it be otherwise? A conscientious green-goods
man would do the same." He rose from his seat. "Your attitude," he
said, "confirms me in a decision that has been in my mind for some
days. I will no longer calmly accept this terrible position. I will try
to make amends. While I am in charge, I will give our public something
worth reading. All these Watermans and Ashers and Parslows must go!"

"Go!"

"Go!" repeated Smith firmly. "I have been thinking it over for days.
You cannot look me in the face, Comrade Brown, and say that there is a
single feature which would not be better away. I mean in the paper, not
in my face. Every one of these punk pages must disappear. Letters must
be despatched at once, informing Julia Burdett Parslow and the others,
and in particular B. Henderson Asher, who, on brief acquaintance,
strikes me as an ideal candidate for a lethal chamber--that, unless
they cease their contributions instantly, we shall call up the police
reserves. Then we can begin to move."

Betty, like most of his acquaintances, seldom knew whether Smith was
talking seriously or not. She decided to assume, till he should dismiss
the idea, that he meant what he said.

"But you can't!" she exclaimed.

"With your kind cooperation, nothing easier. You supply the mechanical
work. I will compose the letters. First, B. Henderson Asher. 'Dear
Sir'--"

"But--" she fell back on her original remark--"but you can't. What will
Mr. Renshaw say when he comes back?"

"Sufficient unto the day. I have a suspicion that he will be the
first to approve. His vacation will have made him see things
differently--purified him, as it were. His conscience will be alive
once more."

"But--"

"Why should we worry ourselves because the end of this venture is
wrapped in obscurity? Why, Columbus didn't know where he was going to
when he set out. All he knew was some highly interesting fact about an
egg. What that was, I do not at the moment recall, but I understand it
acted on Columbus like a tonic. We are the Columbuses of the
journalistic world. Full steam ahead, and see what happens. If Comrade
Renshaw is not pleased, why, I shall have been a martyr to a good
cause. It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done,
so to speak. Why should I allow possible inconvenience to myself to
stand in the way of the happiness which we propose to inject into those
Brooklyn and Flatbush homes? Are you ready then, once more? 'Dear
Sir--'"

Betty gave in.

When the letters were finished, she made one more objection.

"They are certain to call here and make a fuss," she said, "Mr. Asher
and the rest."

"You think they will not bear the blow with manly fortitude?"

"I certainly do. And I think it's hard on them, too. Suppose they
depend for a living on what they make from _Peaceful Moments?_"

"They don't," said Smith reassuringly. "I've looked into that. Have no
pity for them. They are amateurs--degraded creatures of substance who
take the cocktails out of the mouths of deserving professionals. B.
Henderson Asher, for instance, is largely interested in gents'
haberdashery. And so with the others. We touch their pride, perhaps,
but not their purses."

Betty's soft heart was distinctly relieved by the information.

"I see," she said. "But suppose they do call, what will you do? It will
be very unpleasant."

Smith pondered.

"True," he said. "True. I think you are right there. My nervous system
is so delicately attuned that anything in the shape of a brawl would
reduce it to a frazzle. I think that, for this occasion only, we will
promote Comrade Maloney to the post of editor. He is a stern, hard,
rugged man who does not care how unpopular he is. Yes, I think that
would be best."

He signed the letters with a firm hand, "per pro P. Maloney, editor."

Then he lit a cigarette, and leaned back in his chair.

"An excellent morning's work," he said. "Already I begin to feel the
dawnings of a new self-respect."

Betty, thinking the thing over, a little dazed by the rapidity of
Smith's method of action, had found a fresh flaw in the scheme.

"If you send Mr. Asher and the others away, how are you going to bring
the paper out at all? You can't write it all yourself."

Smith looked at her with benevolent admiration.

"She thinks of everything," he murmured. "That busy brain is never
still. No, Comrade Brown, I do not propose to write the whole paper
myself. I do not shirk work when it gets me in a corner and I can't
side-step, but there are limits. I propose to apply to a few of my late
companions of Park Row, bright boys who will be delighted to come
across with red-hot stuff for a moderate fee."

"And the proprietor of the paper? Won't he make any objection?"

Smith shook his head with a touch of reproof.

"You seem determined to try to look on the dark side. Do you insinuate
that we are not acting in the proprietor's best interests? When he gets
his check for the receipts, after I have handled the paper awhile, he
will go singing about the streets. His beaming smile will be a byword.
Visitors will be shown it as one of the sights. His only doubt will be
whether to send his money to the bank or keep it in tubs and roll in
it. And anyway," he added, "he's in Europe somewhere, and never sees
the paper, sensible man."

He scratched a speck of dust off his coat-sleeve with his finger nail.

"This is a big thing," he resumed. "Wait till you see the first number
of the new series. My idea is that _Peaceful Moments_ shall become
a pretty warm proposition. Its tone shall be such that the public will
wonder why we do not print it on asbestos. We shall comment on all the
live events of the week--murders, Wall Street scandals, glove fights,
and the like, in a manner which will make our readers' spines thrill.
Above all, we shall be the guardians of the people's rights. We shall
be a spot light, showing up the dark places and bringing into
prominence those who would endeavor in any way to put the people in
Dutch. We shall detect the wrongdoer, and hand him such a series of
resentful wallops that he will abandon his little games and become a
model citizen. In this way we shall produce a bright, readable little
sheet which will make our city sit up and take notice. I think so. I
think so. And now I must be hustling about and seeing our new
contributors. There is no time to waste."




CHAPTER XV

THE HONEYED WORD


The offices of Peaceful Moments were in a large building in a street
off Madison Avenue. They consisted of a sort of outer lair, where Pugsy
Maloney spent his time reading tales of life on the prairies and
heading off undesirable visitors; a small room, into which desirable
but premature visitors were loosed, to wait their turn for admission
into the Presence; and a larger room beyond, which was the editorial
sanctum.

Smith, returning from luncheon on the day following his announcement of
the great change, found both Betty and Pugsy waiting in the outer lair,
evidently with news of import.

"Mr. Smith," began Betty.

"Dey're in dere," said Master Maloney with his customary terseness.

"Who, exactly?" asked Smith.

"De whole bunch of dem."

Smith inspected Pugsy through his eyeglass. "Can you give me any
particulars?" he asked patiently. "You are well-meaning, but vague,
Comrade Maloney. Who are in there?"

"About 'steen of dem!" said Pugsy.

"Mr. Asher," said Betty, "and Mr. Philpotts, and all the rest of them."
She struggled for a moment, but, unable to resist the temptation,
added, "I told you so."

A faint smile appeared upon Smith's face.

"Dey just butted in," said Master Maloney, resuming his narrative. "I
was sittin' here, readin' me book, when de foist of de guys blows in.
'Boy,' says he, 'is de editor in?' 'Nope,' I says. 'I'll go in and
wait,' says he. 'Nuttin' doin',' says I. 'Nix on de goin'-in act.' I
might as well have saved me breat! In he butts. In about t'ree minutes
along comes another gazebo. 'Boy,' says he, 'is de editor in?' 'Nope,'
I says. 'I'll wait,' says he, lightin' out for de door, and in he
butts. Wit' dat I sees de proposition's too fierce for muh. I can't
keep dese big husky guys out if dey bucks center like dat. So when de
rest of de bunch comes along, I don't try to give dem de trun down. I
says, 'Well, gent,' I says, 'it's up to youse. De editor ain't in, but,
if you feels lonesome, push t'roo. Dere's plenty dere to keep youse
company. I can't be boddered!'"

"And what more could you have said?" agreed Smith approvingly. "Tell
me, did these gentlemen appear to be gay and light-hearted, or did they
seem to be looking for someone with a hatchet?"

"Dey was hoppin' mad, de whole bunch of dem."

"Dreadfully," attested Betty.

"As I suspected," said Smith, "but we must not repine. These trifling
contretemps are the penalties we pay for our high journalistic aims. I
fancy that with the aid of the diplomatic smile and the honeyed word I
may manage to win out. Will you come and give me your moral support,
Comrade Brown?"

He opened the door of the inner room for Betty, and followed her in.

Master Maloney's statement that "about 'steen" visitors had arrived
proved to be a little exaggerated. There were five men in the room.

As Smith entered, every eye was turned upon him. To an outside
spectator he would have seemed rather like a very well-dressed Daniel
introduced into a den of singularly irritable lions. Five pairs of eyes
were smoldering with a long-nursed resentment. Five brows were
corrugated with wrathful lines. Such, however, was the simple majesty
of Smith's demeanor that for a moment there was dead silence. Not a
word was spoken as he paced, wrapped in thought, to the editorial
chair. Stillness brooded over the room as he carefully dusted that
piece of furniture, and, having done so to his satisfaction, hitched up
the knees of his trousers and sank gracefully into a sitting position.

This accomplished, he looked up and started. He gazed round the room.

"Ha! I am observed!" he murmured.

The words broke the spell. Instantly the five visitors burst
simultaneously into speech.

"Are you the acting editor of this paper?"

"I wish to have a word with you, sir."

"Mr. Maloney, I presume?"

"Pardon me!"

"I should like a few moments' conversation."

The start was good and even, but the gentleman who said "Pardon me!"
necessarily finished first, with the rest nowhere.

Smith turned to him, bowed, and fixed him with a benevolent gaze
through his eyeglass.

"Are you Mr. Maloney, may I ask?" enquired the favored one.

The others paused for the reply. Smith shook his head. "My name is
Smith."

"Where is Mr. Maloney?"

Smith looked across at Betty, who had seated herself in her place by
the typewriter.

"Where did you tell me Mr. Maloney had gone to, Miss Brown? Ah, well,
never mind. Is there anything _I_ can do for you, gentlemen? I am
on the editorial staff of this paper."

"Then, maybe," said a small, round gentleman who, so far, had done only
chorus work, "you can tell me what all this means? My name is Waterman,
sir. I am here on behalf of my wife, whose name you doubtless know."

"Correct me if I am wrong," said Smith, "but I should say it, also, was
Waterman."

"Luella Granville Waterman, sir!" said the little man proudly. "My
wife," he went on, "has received this extraordinary communication from
a man signing himself P. Maloney. We are both at a loss to make head or
tail of it."

"It seems reasonably clear to me," said Smith, reading the letter.

"It's an outrage. My wife has been a contributor to this journal since
its foundation. We are both intimate friends of Mr. Renshaw, to whom my
wife's work has always given complete satisfaction. And now, without
the slightest warning, comes this peremptory dismissal from P. Maloney.
Who is P. Maloney? Where is Mr. Renshaw?"

The chorus burst forth. It seemed that that was what they all wanted to
know. Who was P. Maloney? Where was Mr. Renshaw?

"I am the Reverend Edwin T. Philpott, sir," said a cadaverous-looking
man with light blue eyes and a melancholy face. "I have contributed
'Moments of Meditation' to this journal for some considerable time."

Smith nodded.

"I know, yours has always seemed to me work which the world will not
willingly let die."

The Reverend Edwin's frosty face thawed into a bleak smile.

"And yet," continued Smith, "I gather that P. Maloney, on the other
hand, actually wishes to hurry on its decease. Strange!"

A man in a serge suit, who had been lurking behind Betty, bobbed into
the open.

"Where's this fellow Maloney? P. Maloney. That's the man we want to
see. I've been working for this paper without a break, except when I
had the grip, for four years, and now up comes this Maloney fellow, if
you please, and tells me in so many words that the paper's got no use
for me."

"These are life's tragedies," sighed Smith.

"What does he mean by it? That's what I want to know. And that's what
these gentlemen want to know. See here--"

"I am addressing--" said Smith.

"Asher's my name. B. Henderson Asher. I write 'Moments of Mirth.'"

A look almost of excitement came into Smith's face, such a look as a
visitor to a foreign land might wear when confronted with some great
national monument. He stood up and shook Mr. Asher reverently by the
hand.

"Gentlemen," he said, reseating himself, "this is a painful case. The
circumstances, as you will admit when you have heard all, are peculiar.
You have asked me where Mr. Renshaw is. I don't know."

"You don't know!" exclaimed Mr. Asher.

"Nobody knows. With luck you may find a black cat in a coal cellar on a
moonless night, but not Mr. Renshaw. Shortly after I joined this
journal, he started out on a vacation, by his doctor's orders, and left
no address. No letters were to be forwarded. He was to enjoy complete
rest. Who can say where he is now? Possibly racing down some rugged
slope in the Rockies with two grizzlies and a wildcat in earnest
pursuit. Possibly in the midst of Florida Everglades, making a noise
like a piece of meat in order to snare alligators. Who can tell?"

Silent consternation prevailed among his audience.

"Then, do you mean to say," demanded Mr. Asher, "that this fellow
Maloney's the boss here, and that what he says goes?"

Smith bowed.

"Exactly. A man of intensely masterful character, he will brook no
opposition. I am powerless to sway him. Suggestions from myself as to
the conduct of the paper would infuriate him. He believes that radical
changes are necessary in the policy of _Peaceful Moments_, and he
will carry them through if it snows. Doubtless he would gladly consider
your work if it fitted in with his ideas. A rapid-fire impression of a
glove fight, a spine-shaking word picture of a railway smash, or
something on those lines, would be welcomed. But--"

"I have never heard of such a thing," said Mr. Waterman indignantly.

"In this life," said Smith, shaking his head, "we must be prepared for
every emergency. We must distinguish between the unusual and the
impossible. It is unusual for the acting editor of a weekly paper to
revolutionize its existing policy, and you have rashly ordered your
life on the assumption that it is impossible. You are unprepared. The
thing comes on you as a surprise. The cry goes round New York,
'Comrades Asher, Waterman, Philpotts, and others have been taken
unawares. They cannot cope with the situation.'"

"But what is to be done?" cried Mr. Asher.

"Nothing, I fear, except to wait. It may be that when Mr. Renshaw,
having dodged the bears and eluded the wildcat, returns to his post, he
will decide not to continue the paper on the lines at present mapped
out. He should be back in about ten weeks."

"Ten weeks!"

"Till then, the only thing to do is to wait. You may rely on me to keep
a watchful eye on your interests. When your thoughts tend to take a
gloomy turn say to yourselves, 'All is well. Smith is keeping a
watchful eye on our interests.'"

"All the same, I should like to see this P. Maloney," said Mr. Asher.

"I shouldn't," said Smith. "I speak in your best interests. P. Maloney
is a man of the fiercest passions. He cannot brook interference. If you
should argue with him, there is no knowing what might not happen. He
would be the first to regret any violent action, when once he had
cooled off, but-- Of course, if you wish it I could arrange a meeting.
No? I think you are wise. And now, gentlemen, as I have a good deal of
work to get through--

"All very disturbing to the man of culture and refinement," said Smith,
as the door closed behind the last of the malcontents. "But I think
that we may now consider the line clear. I see no further obstacle in
our path. I fear I have made Comrade Maloney perhaps a shade unpopular
with our late contributors, but these things must be. We must clench
our teeth and face them manfully. He suffers in an excellent cause."




CHAPTER XVI

TWO VISITORS TO THE OFFICE


There was once an editor of a paper in the Far West who was sitting at
his desk, musing pleasantly on life, when a bullet crashed through the
window and imbedded itself in the wall at the back of his head. A happy
smile lighted up the editor's face. "Ah!" he said complacently, "I knew
that personal column of ours would make a hit!"

What the bullet was to the Far West editor, the visit of Mr. Martin
Parker to the offices of _Peaceful Moments_ was to Smith.

It occurred shortly after the publication of the second number of the
new series, and was directly due to Betty's first and only suggestion
for the welfare of the paper.

If the first number of the series had not staggered humanity, it had at
least caused a certain amount of comment. The warm weather had begun,
and there was nothing much going on in New York. The papers were
consequently free to take notice of the change in the policy of
_Peaceful Moments_. Through the agency of Smith's newspaper
friends, it received some very satisfactory free advertisement, and the
sudden increase in the sales enabled Smith to bear up with fortitude
against the numerous letters of complaint from old subscribers who did
not know what was good for them. Visions of a large new public which
should replace these Brooklyn and Flatbush ingrates filled his mind.

The sporting section of the paper pleased him most. The personality of
Kid Brady bulked large in it. A photograph of the ambitious pugilist,
looking moody and important in an attitude of self-defense, filled half
a page, and under the photograph was the legend, "Jimmy Garvin must
meet this boy." Jimmy was the present holder of the light-weight title.
He had won it a year before, and since then had confined himself to
smoking cigars as long as walking sticks and appearing nightly in a
vaudeville sketch entitled, "A Fight for Honor." His reminiscences were
being published in a Sunday paper. It was this that gave Smith the idea
of publishing Kid Brady's autobiography in _Peaceful Moments_, an
idea which won the Kid's whole-hearted gratitude. Like most pugilists
he had a passion for bursting into print. Print is the fighter's
accolade. It signifies that he has arrived. He was grateful to Smith,
too, for not editing his contributions. Jimmy Garvin groaned under the
supervision of a member of the staff of his Sunday paper, who deleted
his best passages and altered the rest into Addisonian English. The
readers of _Peaceful Moments_ got their Brady raw.

"Comrade Brady," said Smith meditatively to Betty one morning, "has a
singularly pure and pleasing style. It is bound to appeal powerfully to
the many-headed. Listen to this. Our hero is fighting one Benson in the
latter's home town, San Francisco, and the audience is rooting hard for
the native son. Here is Comrade Brady on the subject: 'I looked around
that house, and I seen I hadn't a friend in it. And then the gong goes,
and I says to myself how I has one friend, my old mother down in
Illinois, and I goes in and mixes it, and then I seen Benson losing his
goat, so I gives him a half-scissor hook, and in the next round I picks
up a sleep-producer from the floor and hands it to him, and he takes
the count.' That is what the public wants. Crisp, lucid, and to the
point. If that does not get him a fight with some eminent person,
nothing will."

He leaned back in his chair.

"What we really need now," he said thoughtfully, "is a good, honest,
muck-raking series. That's the thing to put a paper on the map. The
worst of it is that everything seems to have been done. Have you by any
chance a second 'Frenzied Finance' at the back of your mind? Or proofs
that nut sundaes are composed principally of ptomaine and outlying
portions of the American workingman? It would be the making of us."

Now it happened that in the course of her rambles through the city
Betty had lost herself one morning in the slums. The experience had
impressed itself on her mind with an extraordinary vividness. Her lot
had always been cast in pleasant places, and she had never before been
brought into close touch with this side of life. The sight of actual
raw misery had come home to her with an added force from that
circumstance. Wandering on, she had reached a street which eclipsed in
cheerlessness even its squalid neighbors. All the smells and noises of
the East Side seemed to be penned up here in a sort of canyon. The
masses of dirty clothes hanging from the fire-escapes increased the
atmosphere of depression. Groups of ragged children covered the
roadway.

It was these that had stamped the scene so indelibly on her memory. She
loved children, and these seemed so draggled and uncared-for.

Smith's words gave her an idea.

"Do you know Broster Street, Mr. Smith?" she asked.

"Down on the East Side? Yes, I went there once to get a story, one
red-hot night in August, when I was on the _News_. The Ice Company
had been putting up their prices, and trouble was expected down there.
I was sent to cover it."

He did not add that he had spent a week's salary that night, buying ice
and distributing it among the denizens of Broster Street.

"It's an awful place," said Betty, her eyes filling with tears. "Those
poor children!"

Smith nodded.

"Some of those tenement houses are fierce," he said thoughtfully. Like
Betty, he found himself with a singularly clear recollection of his one
visit to Broster Street. "But you can't do anything."

"Why not?" cried Betty. "Oh, why not? Surely you couldn't have a better
subject for your series? It's wicked. People only want to be told about
them to make them better. Why can't we draw attention to them?"

"It's been done already. Not about Broster Street, but about other
tenements. Tenements as a subject are played out. The public isn't
interested in them. Besides, it wouldn't be any use. You can't tree the
man who is really responsible, unless you can spend thousands scaring
up evidence. The land belongs in the first place to some corporation or
other. They lease it to a lessee. When there's a fuss, they say they
aren't responsible, it's up to the lessee. And he, bright boy, lies so
low you can't find out who it is."

"But we could try," urged Betty.

Smith looked at her curiously. The cause was plainly one that lay near
to her heart. Her face was flushed and eager. He wavered, and, having
wavered, he did what no practical man should do. He allowed sentiment
to interfere with business. He knew that a series of articles on
Broster Street would probably be so much dead weight on the paper,
something to be skipped by the average reader, but he put the thought
aside.

"Very well," he said. "If you care to turn in a few crisp remarks on
the subject, I'll print them."

Betty's first instalment was ready on the following morning. It was a
curious composition. A critic might have classed it with Kid Brady's
reminiscences, for there was a complete absence of literary style. It
was just a wail of pity, and a cry of indignation, straight from the
heart and split up into paragraphs.

Smith read it with interest, and sent it off to the printer unaltered.

"Have another ready for next week, Comrade Brown," he said. "It's a
long shot, but this might turn out to be just what we need."

And when, two days after the publication of the number containing the
article, Mr. Martin Parker called at the office, he felt that the long
shot had won out.

He was holding forth on life in general to Betty shortly before the
luncheon hour when Pugsy Maloney entered bearing a card.

"Martin Parker?" said Smith, taking it. "I don't know him. We make new
friends daily."

"He's a guy wit' a tall-shaped hat," volunteered Master Maloney, "an'
he's wearing a dude suit an' shiny shoes."

"Comrade Parker," said Smith approvingly, "has evidently not been blind
to the importance of a visit to _Peaceful Moments_. He has dressed
himself in his best. He has felt, rightly, that this is no occasion for
the flannel suit and the old straw hat. I would not have it otherwise.
It is the right spirit. Show the guy in. We will give him audience."

Pugsy withdrew.

Mr. Martin Parker proved to be a man who might have been any age
between thirty-five and forty-five. He had a dark face and a black
mustache. As Pugsy had stated, in effect, he wore a morning coat,
trousers with a crease which brought a smile of kindly approval to
Smith's face, and patent-leather shoes of pronounced shininess.

"I want to see the editor," he said.

"Will you take a seat?" said Smith.

He pushed a chair toward the visitor, who seated himself with the care
inspired by a perfect trouser crease. There was a momentary silence
while he selected a spot on the table on which to place his hat.

"I have come about a private matter," he said, looking meaningly at
Betty, who got up and began to move toward the door. Smith nodded to
her, and she went out.

"Say," said Mr. Parker, "hasn't something happened to this paper these
last few weeks? It used not to take such an interest in things, used
it?"

"You are very right," responded Smith. "Comrade Renshaw's methods were
good in their way. I have no quarrel with Comrade Renshaw. But he did
not lead public thought. He catered exclusively to children with water
on the brain and men and women with solid ivory skulls. I feel that
there are other and larger publics. I cannot content myself with
ladling out a weekly dole of predigested mental breakfast food. I--"

"Then you, I guess," said Mr. Parker, "are responsible for this Broster
Street thing?"

"At any rate, I approve of it and put it in the paper. If any husky
guy, as Comrade Maloney would put it, is anxious to aim a swift kick at
the author of that article, he can aim it at me."

"I see," said Mr. Parker. He paused. "It said 'Number one' in the
paper. Does that mean there are going to be more of them?"

"There is no flaw in your reasoning. There are to be several more."

Mr. Parker looked at the door. It was closed. He bent forward.

"See here," he said, "I'm going to talk straight, if you'll let me."

"Assuredly, Comrade Parker. There must be no secrets, no restraint
between us. I would not have you go away and say to yourself, 'Did I
make my meaning clear? Was I too elusive?'"

Mr. Parker scratched the floor with the point of a gleaming shoe. He
seemed to be searching for words.

"Say on," urged Smith. "Have you come to point out some flaw in that
article? Does it fall short in any way of your standard for such work?"

Mr. Parker came to the point.

"If I were you," he said, "I should quit it. I shouldn't go on with
those articles."

"Why?" enquired Smith.

"Because," said Mr. Parker.

He looked at Smith, and smiled slowly, an ingratiating smile. Smith did
not respond.

"I do not completely gather your meaning," he said. "I fear I must ask
you to hand it to me with still more breezy frankness. Do you speak
from purely friendly motives? Are you advising me to discontinue the
series because you fear that it will damage the literary reputation of
the paper? Do you speak solely as a literary connoisseur? Or are there
other reasons?"

Mr. Parker leaned forward.

"The gentleman whom I represent--"

"Then this is no matter of your own personal taste? There is another?"

"See here, I'm representing a gentleman who shall be nameless, and I've
come on his behalf to tip you off to quit this game. These articles of
yours are liable to cause him inconvenience."

"Financial? Do you mean that he may possibly have to spend some of his
spare doubloons in making Broster Street fit to live in?"

"It's not so much the money. It's the publicity. There are reasons why
he would prefer not to have it made too public that he's the owner of
the tenements down there."

"Well, he knows what to do. If he makes Broster Street fit for a
not-too-fastidious pig to live in--"

Mr. Parker coughed. A tentative cough, suggesting that the situation
was now about to enter upon a more delicate phase.

"Now, see here, sir," he said, "I'm going to be frank. I'm going to put
my cards on the table, and see if we can't fix something up. Now, see
here. We don't want any unpleasantness. You aren't in this business for
your health, eh? You've got your living to make, same as everybody
else, I guess. Well, this is how it stands. To a certain extent, I
don't mind owning, since we're being frank with one another, you've got
us--that's to say, this gentleman I'm speaking of--in a cleft stick.
Frankly, that Broster Street story of yours has attracted attention--I
saw it myself in two Sunday papers--and if there's going to be any more
of them--Well, now, here's a square proposition. How much do you want
to stop those articles? That's straight. I've been frank with you, and
I want you to be frank with me. What's your figure? Name it, and if you
don't want the earth I guess we needn't quarrel."

He looked expectantly at Smith. Smith, gazing sadly at him through his
monocle, spoke quietly, with the restrained dignity of some old Roman
senator dealing with the enemies of the Republic.

"Comrade Parker," he said, "I fear that you have allowed your
intercourse with this worldly city to undermine your moral sense. It is
useless to dangle rich bribes before the editorial eyes. _Peaceful
Moments_ cannot be muzzled. You doubtless mean well, according to
your somewhat murky lights, but we are not for sale, except at fifteen
cents weekly. From the hills of Maine to the Everglades of Florida,
from Portland, Oregon, to Melonsquashville, Tennessee, one sentence is
in every man's mouth. And what is that sentence? I give you three
guesses. You give it up? It is this: '_Peaceful Moments_ cannot be
muzzled!'"

Mr. Parker rose.

"Nothing doing, then?" he said.

"Nothing."

Mr. Parker picked up his hat.

"See here," he said, a grating note in his voice, hitherto smooth and
conciliatory, "I've no time to fool away talking to you. I've given you
your chance. Those stories are going to be stopped. And if you've any
sense in you at all, you'll stop them yourself before you get hurt.
That's all I've got to say, and that goes."

He went out, closing the door behind him with a bang that added
emphasis to his words.

"All very painful and disturbing," murmured Smith. "Comrade Brown!" he
called.

Betty came in.

"Did our late visitor bite a piece out of you on his way out? He was in
the mood to do something of the sort."

"He seemed angry," said Betty.

"He _was_ angry," said Smith. "Do you know what has happened,
Comrade Brown? With your very first contribution to the paper you have
hit the bull's-eye. You have done the state some service. Friend Parker
came as the representative of the owner of those Broster Street houses.
He wanted to buy us off. We've got them scared, or he wouldn't have
shown his hand with such refreshing candor. Have you any engagements at
present?"

"I was just going out to lunch, if you could spare me."

"Not alone. This lunch is on the office. As editor of this journal I
will entertain you, if you will allow me, to a magnificent banquet.
_Peaceful Moments_ is grateful to you. _Peaceful Moments,"_
he added, with the contented look the Far West editor must have worn as
the bullet came through the window, "is, owing to you, going some now."

       *       *       *       *       *

When they returned from lunch, and reentered the outer office, Pugsy
Maloney, raising his eyes for a moment from his book, met them with the
information that another caller had arrived and was waiting in the
inner room.

"Dere's a guy in dere waitin' to see youse," he said, jerking his head
towards the door.

"Yet another guy? This is our busy day. Did he give a name?"

"Says his name's Maude," said Master Maloney, turning a page.

"Maude!" cried Betty, falling back.

Smith beamed.

"Old John Maude!" he said. "Great! I've been wondering what on earth
he's been doing with himself all this time. Good-old John! You'll like
him," he said, turning, and stopped abruptly, for he was speaking to
the empty air. Betty had disappeared.

"Where's Miss Brown, Pugsy?" he said. "Where did she go?"

Pugsy vouchsafed another jerk of the head, in the direction of the
outer door.

"She's beaten it," he said. "I seen her make a break for de stairs.
Guess she's forgotten to remember somet'ing," he added indifferently,
turning once more to his romance of prairie life. "Goils is
bone-heads."




CHAPTER XVII

THE MAN AT THE ASTOR


Refraining from discussing with Master Maloney the alleged
bone-headedness of girls, Smith went through into the inner room, and
found John sitting in the editorial chair, glancing through the latest
number of _Peaceful Moments_.

"Why, John, friend of my youth," he said, "where have you been hiding
all this time? I called you up at your office weeks ago, and an acid
voice informed me that you were no longer there. Have you been fired?"

"Yes," said John. "Why aren't you on the _News_ any more? Nobody
seemed to know where you were, till I met Faraday this morning, who
told me you were here."

Smith was conscious of an impression that in some subtle way John had
changed since their last meeting. For a moment he could not have said
what had given him this impression. Then it flashed upon him. Before,
John had always been, like Mrs. Fezziwig in "The Christmas Carol," one
vast substantial smile. He had beamed cheerfully on what to him was
evidently the best of all possible worlds. Now, however, it would seem
that doubts had occurred to him as to the universal perfection of
things. His face was graver. His eyes and his mouth alike gave evidence
of disturbing happenings.

In the matter of confidences, Smith was not a believer in spade-work.
If they were offered to him, he was invariably sympathetic, but he
never dug for them. That John had something on his mind was obvious,
but he intended to allow him, if he wished to reveal it, to select his
own time for the revelation.

John, for his part, had no intention of sharing this particular trouble
even with Smith. It was too new and intimate for discussion.

It was only since his return to New York that the futility of his quest
had really come home to him. In the belief of having at last escaped
from Mervo he had been inclined to overlook obstacles. It had seemed to
him, while he waited for his late subjects to dismiss him, that, once
he could move, all would be simple. New York had dispelled that idea.
Logically, he saw with perfect clearness, there was no reason why he
and Betty should ever meet again.

To retain a spark of hope beneath this knowledge was not easy and John,
having been in New York now for nearly three weeks without any
encouragement from the fates, was near the breaking point. A gray
apathy had succeeded the frenzied restlessness of the first few days.
The necessity for some kind of work that would to some extent occupy
his mind was borne in upon him, and the thought of Smith had followed
naturally. If anybody could supply distraction, it would be Smith.
Faraday, another of the temporary exiles from the _News_, whom he
had met by chance in Washington Square, had informed him of Smith's new
position and of the renaissance of _Peaceful Moments_, and he had
hurried to the office to present himself as an unskilled but willing
volunteer to the cause. Inspection of the current number of the paper
had convinced him that the _Peaceful Moments_ atmosphere, if it
could not cure, would at least relieve.

"Faraday told me all about what you had done to this paper," he said.
"I came to see if you would let me in on it. I want work."

"Excellent!" said Smith. "Consider yourself one of us."

"I've never done any newspaper work, of course, but--"

"Never!" cried Smith. "Is it so long since the dear old college days
that you forget the _Gridiron?"_

In their last year at Harvard, Smith and John, assisted by others of a
congenial spirit, had published a small but lively magazine devoted to
college topics, with such success--from one point of view--that on the
appearance of the third number it was suppressed by the authorities.

"You were the life and soul of the _Gridiron,"_ went on Smith.
"You shall be the life and soul of _Peaceful Moments_. You have
special qualifications for the post. A young man once called at the
office of a certain newspaper, and asked for a job. 'Have you any
specialty?' enquired the editor. 'Yes,' replied the bright boy, 'I am
rather good at invective.' 'Any particular kind of invective?' queried
the man up top. 'No,' replied our hero, 'just general invective.' Such
is your case, my son. You have a genius for general invective. You are
the man _Peaceful Moments_ has been waiting for."

"If you think so--"

"I do think so. Let us consider it settled. And now, tell me, what do
you think of our little journal?"

"Well--aren't you asking for trouble? Isn't the proprietor--?"

Smith waved his hand airily.

"Dismiss him from your mind," he said. "He is a gentleman of the name
of Benjamin Scobell, who--"

"Benjamin Scobell!"

"Who lives in Europe and never sees the paper. I happen to know that he
is anxious to get rid of it. His solicitors have instructions to accept
any reasonable offer. If only I could close in on a small roll, I would
buy it myself, for by the time we have finished our improvements, it
will be a sound investment for the young speculator. Have you read the
Broster Street story? It has hit somebody already. Already some unknown
individual is grasping the lemon in his unwilling fingers. And--to
remove any diffidence you may still have about lending your sympathetic
aid--that was written by no hardened professional, but by our
stenographer. She'll be in soon, and I'll introduce you. You'll like
her. I do not despair, later on, of securing an epoch-making
contribution from Comrade Maloney."

As he spoke, that bulwark of the paper entered in person, bearing an
envelope.

"Ah, Comrade Maloney," said Smith. "Is that your contribution? What is
the subject? 'Mustangs I have Met?'"

"A kid brought dis," said Pugsy. "Dere ain't no answer."

Smith read the letter with raised eyebrows.

"We shall have to get another stenographer," he said. "The gifted
author of our Broster Street series has quit."

"Oh!" said John, not interested.

"Quit at a moment's notice and without explanation. I can't understand
it."

"I guess she had some reason," said John, absently. He was inclined to
be absent during these days. His mind was always stealing away to
occupy itself with the problem of the discovery of Betty. The motives
that might have led a stenographer to resign her position had no
interest for him.

Smith shrugged his shoulders.

"Oh, Woman, Woman!" he said resignedly.

"She says she will send in some more Broster Street stuff, though,
which is a comfort. But I'm sorry she's quit. You would have liked
her."

"Yes?" said John.

At this moment there came from the outer office a piercing squeal. It
penetrated into the editorial sanctum, losing only a small part of its
strength on the way. Smith looked up with patient sadness.

"If Comrade Maloney," he said, "is going to take to singing during
business hours, I fear this journal must put up its shutters.
Concentrated thought will be out of the question."

He moved to the door and flung it open as a second squeal rent the air,
and found Master Maloney writhing in the grip of a tough-looking person
in patched trousers and a stained sweater. His left ear was firmly
grasped between the stranger's finger and thumb.

The tough person released Pugsy, and, having eyed Smith keenly for a
moment, made a dash for the stairs, leaving the guardian of the gate
rubbing his ear resentfully.

"He blows in," said Master Maloney, aggrieved, "an' asks is de editor
in. I tells him no, an' he nips me by the ear when I tries to stop him
buttin' t'roo."

"Comrade Maloney," said Smith, "you are a martyr. What would Horatius
have done if somebody had nipped him by the ear when he was holding the
bridge? It might have made all the difference. Did the gentleman state
his business?"

"Nope. Just tried to butt t'roo."

"One of these strong, silent men. The world is full of us. These are
the perils of the journalistic life. You will be safer and happier when
you are a cowboy, Comrade Maloney."

Smith was thoughtful as he returned to the inner room.

"Things are warming up, John," he said. "The sport who has just left
evidently came just to get a sight of me. Otherwise, why should he tear
himself away without stopping for a chat. I suppose he was sent to mark
me down for whichever gang Comrade Parker is employing."

"What do you mean?" said John. "All this gets past me. Who is Parker?"

Smith related the events leading up to Mr. Parker's visit, and
described what had happened on that occasion.

"So, before you throw in your lot with this journal," he concluded, "it
would be well to think the matter over. You must weigh the pros and
cons. Is your passion for literature such that you do not mind being
put out of business with a black-jack for the cause? Will the knowledge
that a low-browed gentleman is waiting round the corner for you
stimulate or hinder you in your work? There's no doubt now that we are
up against a tough crowd."

"By Jove!" said John. "I hadn't a notion it was like that."

"You feel, then, that on the whole--"

"I feel that on the whole this is just the business I've been hunting
for. You couldn't keep me out of it now with an ax."

Smith looked at him curiously, but refrained from enquiries. That there
must be something at the back of this craving for adventure and
excitement, he knew. The easy-going John he had known of old would
certainly not have deserted the danger zone, but he would not have
welcomed entry to it so keenly. It was plain that he was hungry for
work that would keep him from thought. Smith was eminently a patient
young man, and though the problem of what upheaval had happened to
change John to such an extent interested him greatly, he was prepared
to wait for explanations.

Of the imminence of the danger he was perfectly aware. He had known
from the first that Mr. Parker's concluding words were not an empty
threat. His experience as a reporter had given him the knowledge that
is only given in its entirety to police and newspaper men: that there
are two New Yorks--one, a modern, well-policed city, through which one
may walk from end to end without encountering adventure; the other, a
city as full of sinister intrigue, of whisperings and conspiracies, of
battle, murder, and sudden death in dark byways, as any town of
mediaeval Italy. Given certain conditions, anything may happen in New
York. And Smith realized that these conditions now prevailed in his own
case. He had come into conflict with New York's underworld.
Circumstances had placed him below the surface, where only his wits
could help him.

He would have been prepared to see the thing through by himself, but
there was no doubt that John as an ally would be a distinct comfort.

Nevertheless, he felt compelled to give his friend a last chance of
withdrawing.

"You know," he said, "there is really no reason why you should--"

"But I'm going to," interrupted John. "That's all there is to it.
What's going to happen, anyway? I don't know anything about these
gangs. I thought they spent all their time shooting each other up."

"Not all, unfortunately, Comrade John. They are always charmed to take
on a small job like this on the side."

"And what does it come to? Do we have an entire gang camping on our
trail in a solid mass, or only one or two toughs?"

"Merely a section, I should imagine. Comrade Parker would go to the
main boss of the gang--Bat Jarvis, if it was the Groome Street gang, or
Spider Reilly and Dude Dawson if he wanted the Three Points or the
Table Hill lot. The boss would chat over the matter with his own
special partners, and they would fix it up among themselves. The rest
of the gang would probably know nothing about it. The fewer in the
game, you see, the fewer to divide the Parker dollars. So what we have
to do is to keep a lookout for a dozen or so aristocrats of that
dignified deportment which comes from constant association with the
main boss, and, if we can elude these, all will be well."

       *       *       *       *       *

It was by Smith's suggestion that the editorial staff of _Peaceful
Moments_ dined that night at the Astor roof-garden.

"The tired brain," he said, "needs to recuperate. To feed on such a
night as this in some low-down hostelry on the level of the street,
with German waiters breathing heavily down the back of one's neck and
two fiddles and a piano hitting up ragtime about three feet from one's
tympanum, would be false economy. Here, fanned by cool breezes and
surrounded by passably fair women and brave men, one may do a certain
amount of tissue-restoring. Moreover, there is little danger up here of
being slugged by our moth-eaten acquaintance of this afternoon. We
shall probably find him waiting for us at the main entrance with a
black-jack, but till then--"

He turned with gentle grace to his soup. It was a warm night, and the
roof-garden was full. From where they sat they could see the million
twinkling lights of the city. John, watching them, as he smoked a
cigarette at the conclusion of the meal, had fallen into a dream. He
came to himself with a start, to find Smith in conversation with a
waiter.

"Yes, my name is Smith," he was saying.

The waiter retired to one of the tables and spoke to a young man
sitting there. John, recollected having seen this solitary diner
looking in their direction once or twice during dinner, but the fact
had not impressed him.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"The man at that table sent over to ask if my name was Smith. It was.
He is now coming along to chat in person. I wonder why. I don't know
him from Adam."

The stranger was threading his way between the tables.

"Can I have a word with you, Mr. Smith?" he said. The waiter brought a
chair and he seated himself.

"By the way," said Smith, "my friend, Mr. Maude. Your own name will
doubtless come up in the course of general chitchat over the
coffee-cups."

"Not on your tintype it won't," said the stranger decidedly. "It won't
be needed. Is Mr. Maude on your paper? That's all right, then. I can go
ahead."

He turned to Smith.

"It's about that Broster Street thing."

"More fame!" murmured Smith. "We certainly are making a hit with the
great public over Broster Street."

"Well, you understand certain parties have got it in against you?"

"A charming conversationalist, one Comrade Parker, hinted at something
of the sort in a recent conversation. We shall endeavor, however, to
look after ourselves."

"You'll need to. The man behind is a big bug."

"Who is he?"

The stranger shrugged his shoulders.

"Search me. You wouldn't expect him to give that away."

"Then on what system have you estimated the size of the gentleman's
bug-hood? What makes you think that he's a big bug?"

"By the number of dollars he was ready to put up to have you put
through."

Smith's eyes gleamed for an instant, but he spoke as coolly as ever.

"Oh!" he said. "And which gang has he hired?"

"I couldn't say. He--his agent, that is--came to Bat Jarvis. Bat for
some reason turned the job down."

"He did? Why?"

"Search me. Nobody knows. But just as soon as he heard who it was he
was being asked to lay for, he turned it down cold. Said none of his
fellows was going to put a finger on anyone who had anything to do with
your paper. I don't know what you've been doing to Bat, but he sure is
the long-lost brother to you."

"A powerful argument in favor of kindness to animals!" said Smith. "One
of his celebrated stud of cats came into the possession of our
stenographer. What did she do? Instead of having the animal made into a
nourishing soup, she restored it to its bereaved owner. Observe the
sequel. We are very much obliged to Comrade Jarvis."

"He sent me along," went on the stranger, "to tell you to watch out,
because one of the other gangs was dead sure to take on the job. And he
said you were to know that he wasn't mixed up in it. Well, that's all.
I'll be pushing along. I've a date. Glad to have met you, Mr. Maude.
Good-night."

For a few moments after he had gone, Smith and John sat smoking in
silence.

"What's the time?" asked Smith suddenly. "If it's not too late--Hello,
here comes our friend once more."

The stranger came up to the table, a light overcoat over his dress
clothes. From the pocket of this he produced a watch.

"Force of habit," he said apologetically, handing it to John. "You'll
pardon me. Good-night again."




CHAPTER XVIII

THE HIGHFIELD


John looked after him, open-mouthed. The events of the evening had
been a revelation to him. He had not realized the ramifications of New
York's underworld. That members of the gangs should appear in gorgeous
raiment in the Astor roof-garden was a surprise. "And now," said Smith,
"that our friend has so sportingly returned your watch, take a look at
it and see the time. Nine? Excellent. We shall do it comfortably."

"What's that?" asked John.

"Our visit to the Highfield. A young friend of mine who is fighting
there to-night sent me tickets a few days ago. In your perusal of
_Peaceful Moments_ you may have chanced to see mention of one Kid
Brady. He is the man. I was intending to go in any case, but an idea
has just struck me that we might combine pleasure with business. Has it
occurred to you that these black-jack specialists may drop in on us at
the office? And, if so, that Comrade Maloney's statement that we are
not in may be insufficient to keep them out? Comrade Brady would be an
invaluable assistant. And as we are his pugilistic sponsors, without
whom he would not have got this fight at all, I think we may say that
he will do any little thing we may ask of him."

It was certainly true that, from the moment the paper had taken up his
cause, Kid Brady's star had been in the ascendant. The sporting pages
of the big dailies had begun to notice him, until finally the
management of the Highfield Club had signed him on for a ten-round bout
with a certain Cyclone Dick Fisher.

"He should," continued Smith, "if equipped in any degree with the finer
feelings, be bubbling over with gratitude toward us. At any rate, it is
worth investigating."

       *       *       *       *       *

Far away from the comfortable glare of Broadway, in a place of
disheveled houses and insufficient street-lamps, there stands the old
warehouse which modern enterprise has converted into the Highfield
Athletic and Gymnastic Club. The imagination, stimulated by the title,
conjures up picture-covered walls, padded chairs, and seas of white
shirt front. The Highfield differs in some respects from this fancy
picture. Indeed, it would be hard to find a respect in which it does
not differ. But these names are so misleading! The title under which
the Highfield used to be known till a few years back was "Swifty
Bob's." It was a good, honest title. You knew what to export, and if
you attended seances at Swifty Bob's you left your gold watch and your
little savings at home. But a wave of anti-pugilistic feeling swept
over the New York authorities. Promoters of boxing contests found
themselves, to their acute disgust, raided by the police. The industry
began to languish. Persons avoided places where at any moment the
festivities might be marred by an inrush of large men in blue uniforms,
armed with locust sticks.

And then some big-brained person suggested the club idea, which stands
alone as an example of American dry humor. At once there were no boxing
contests in New York; Swifty Bob and his fellows would have been
shocked at the idea of such a thing. All that happened now was
exhibition sparring bouts between members of the club. It is true that
next day the papers very tactlessly reported the friendly exhibition
spar as if it had been quite a serious affair, but that was not the
fault of Swifty Bob.

Kid Brady, the chosen of _Peaceful Moments_, was billed for a
"ten-round exhibition contest," to be the main event of the evening's
entertainment.

       *       *       *       *       *

A long journey on the subway took them to the neighborhood, and after
considerable wandering they arrived at their destination.

Smith's tickets were for a ring-side box, a species of sheep pen of
unpolished wood, with four hard chairs in it. The interior of the
Highfield Athletic and Gymnastic Club was severely free from anything
in the shape of luxury and ornament. Along the four walls were raised
benches in tiers. On these were seated as tough-looking a collection of
citizens as one might wish to see. On chairs at the ringside were the
reporters with tickers at their sides. In the center of the room,
brilliantly lighted by half-a-dozen electric chandeliers, was the ring.

There were preliminary bouts before the main event. A burly gentleman
in shirt-sleeves entered the ring, followed by two slim youths in
fighting costume and a massive person in a red jersey, blue serge
trousers, and yellow braces, who chewed gum with an abstracted air
throughout the proceedings.

The burly gentleman gave tongue in a voice that cleft the air like a
cannon ball.

"Ex-hibit-i-on four-round bout between Patsy Milligan and Tommy
Goodley, members of this club. Patsy on my right, Tommy on my left.
Gentlemen will kindly stop smokin'."

The audience did nothing of the sort. Possibly they did not apply the
description to themselves. Possibly they considered the appeal a mere
formula. Somewhere in the background a gong sounded, and Patsy, from
the right, stepped briskly forward to meet Tommy, approaching from the
left.

The contest was short but energetic. At intervals the combatants would
cling affectionately to one another, and on these occasions the
red-jerseyed man, still chewing gum and still wearing the same air of
being lost in abstract thought, would split up the mass by the simple
method of ploughing his way between the pair. Toward the end of the
first round Thomas, eluding a left swing, put Patrick neatly to the
floor, where the latter remained for the necessary ten seconds.

The remaining preliminaries proved disappointing. So much so that in
the last of the series a soured sportsman on one of the benches near
the roof began in satirical mood to whistle the "Merry Widow Waltz." It
was here that the red-jerseyed thinker for the first and last time came
out of his meditative trance. He leaned over the ropes, and spoke,
without heat, but firmly:

"If that guy whistling back up yonder thinks he can do better than
these boys, he can come right down into the ring."

The whistling ceased.

There was a distinct air of relief when the last preliminary was
finished and preparations for the main bout began. It did not commence
at once. There were formalities to be gone through, introductions and
the like. The burly gentleman reappeared from nowhere, ushering into
the ring a sheepishly grinning youth in a flannel suit.

"In-ter-_doo_-cin' Young Leary," he bellowed impressively, "a noo
member of this club, who will box some good boy here in September."

He walked to the other side of the ring and repeated the remark. A
raucous welcome was accorded to the new member.

Two other notable performers were introduced in a similar manner, and
then the building became suddenly full of noise, for a tall youth in a
bath robe, attended by a little army of assistants, had entered the
ring. One of the army carried a bright green bucket, on which were
painted in white letters the words "Cyclone Dick Fisher." A moment
later there was another, though a far less, uproar, as Kid Brady, his
pleasant face wearing a self-conscious smirk, ducked under the ropes
and sat down in the opposite corner.

"Ex-hib-it-i-on ten-round bout," thundered the burly gentleman,
"between Cyclone Dick Fisher--"

Loud applause. Mr. Fisher was one of the famous, a fighter with a
reputation from New York to San Francisco. He was generally considered
the most likely man to give the hitherto invincible Jimmy Garvin a hard
battle for the light-weight championship.

"Oh, you Dick!" roared the crowd.

Mr. Fisher bowed benevolently.

"--and Kid Brady, member of this--"

There was noticeably less applause for the Kid. He was an unknown. A
few of those present had heard of his victories in the West, but these
were but a small section of the crowd. When the faint applause had
ceased, Smith rose to his feet.

"Oh, you Kid!" he observed encouragingly. "I should not like Comrade
Brady," he said, reseating himself, "to think that he has no friend but
his poor old mother, as occurred on a previous occasion."

The burly gentleman, followed by the two armies of assistants, dropped
down from the ring, and the gong sounded.

Mr. Fisher sprang from his corner as if somebody had touched a spring.
He seemed to be of the opinion that if you are a cyclone, it is never
too soon to begin behaving like one. He danced round the Kid with an
india-rubber agility. The _Peaceful Moments_ representative
exhibited more stolidity. Except for the fact that he was in fighting
attitude, with one gloved hand moving slowly in the neighborhood of his
stocky chest, and the other pawing the air on a line with his square
jaw, one would have said that he did not realize the position of
affairs. He wore the friendly smile of the good-natured guest who is
led forward by his hostess to join in some game to amuse the children.

Suddenly his opponent's long left shot out. The Kid, who had been
strolling forward, received it under the chin, and continued to stroll
forward as if nothing of note had happened. He gave the impression of
being aware that Mr. Fisher had committed a breach of good taste and of
being resolved to pass it off with ready tact.

The Cyclone, having executed a backward leap, a forward leap, and a
feint, landed heavily with both hands. The Kid's genial smile did not
even quiver, but he continued to move forward. His opponent's left
flashed out again, but this time, instead of ignoring the matter, the
Kid replied with a heavy right swing, and Mr. Fisher leaping back,
found himself against the ropes. By the time he had got out of that
uncongenial position, two more of the Kid's swings had found their
mark. Mr. Fisher, somewhat perturbed, scuttled out into the middle of
the ring, the Kid following in his self-contained, stolid way.

The Cyclone now became still more cyclonic. He had a left arm which
seemed to open out in joints like a telescope. Several times when the
Kid appeared well out of distance there was a thud as a brown glove
ripped in over his guard and jerked his head back. But always he kept
boring in, delivering an occasional right to the body with the pleased
smile of an infant destroying a Noah's ark with a tack-hammer. Despite
these efforts, however, he was plainly getting all the worst of it.
Energetic Mr. Fisher, relying on his long left, was putting in three
blows to his one. When the gong sounded, ending the first round, the
house was practically solid for the Cyclone. Whoops and yells rose from
everywhere. The building rang with shouts of, "Oh, you Dick!"

Smith turned sadly to John.

"It seems to me," he said, "that this merry meeting looks like doing
Comrade Brady no good. I should not be surprised at any moment to see
his head bounce off on to the floor."

Rounds two and three were a repetition of round one. The Cyclone raged
almost unchecked about the ring. In one lightning rally in the third he
brought his right across squarely on to the Kid's jaw. It was a blow
which should have knocked any boxer out. The Kid merely staggered
slightly, and returned to business still smiling.

With the opening of round four there came a subtle change. The
Cyclone's fury was expending itself. That long left shot out less
sharply. Instead of being knocked back by it, the _Peaceful
Moments_ champion now took the hits in his stride, and came
shuffling in with his damaging body-blows. There were cheers and "Oh,
you Dick's!" at the sound of the gong, but there was an appealing note
in them this time. The gallant sportsmen whose connection with boxing
was confined to watching other men fight and betting on what they
considered a certainty, and who would have expired promptly if anyone
had tapped them sharply on their well-filled vests, were beginning to
fear that they might lose their money after all.

In the fifth round the thing became a certainty. Like the month of
March, the Cyclone, who had come in like a lion, was going out like a
lamb. A slight decrease in the pleasantness of the Kid's smile was
noticeable. His expression began to resemble more nearly the gloomy
importance of the _Peaceful Moments_ photographs. Yells of agony
from panic-stricken speculators around the ring began to smite the
rafters. The Cyclone, now but a gentle breeze, clutched repeatedly,
hanging on like a leech till removed by the red-jerseyed referee.

Suddenly a grisly silence fell upon the house. For the Kid, battered,
but obviously content, was standing in the middle of the ring, while on
the ropes the Cyclone, drooping like a wet sock, was sliding slowly to
the floor.

"_Peaceful Moments_ wins," said Smith. "An omen, I fancy, Comrade
John."

Penetrating into the Kid's dressing-room some moments later, the
editorial staff found the winner of the ten-round exhibition bout
between members of the club seated on a chair having his right leg
rubbed by a shock-headed man in a sweater, who had been one of his
seconds during the conflict. The Kid beamed as they entered.

"Gents," he said, "come right in. Mighty glad to see you."

"It is a relief to me, Comrade Brady," said Smith, "to find that you
can see us. I had expected to find that Comrade Fisher's purposeful
wallops had completely closed your star-likes."

"Sure, I never felt them. He's a good, quick boy, is Dick, but,"
continued the Kid with powerful imagery "he couldn't hit a hole in a
block of ice-cream, not if he was to use a coke-hammer."

"And yet at one period in the proceedings," said Smith, "I fancied that
your head would come unglued at the neck. But the fear was merely
transient. When you began to get going, why, then I felt like some
watcher of the skies when a new planet swims into his ken, or like
stout Cortez when with eagle eyes he stared at the Pacific."

The Kid blinked.

"How's that?" he enquired.

"And why did I feel like that, Comrade Brady? I will tell you. Because
my faith in you was justified. Because there before me stood the ideal
fighting editor of _Peaceful Moments_. It is not a post that any
weakling can fill. Mere charm of manner cannot qualify a man for the
position. No one can hold down the job simply by having a kind heart or
being good at comic songs. No. We want a man of thews and sinews, a man
who would rather be hit on the head with a half-brick than not. And
you, Comrade Brady, are such a man."

The shock-headed man, who during this conversation had been
concentrating himself on his subject's left leg now announced that he
guessed that would about do, and having advised the Kid not to stop and
pick daisies, but to get into his clothes at once before he caught a
chill, bade the company goodnight and retired.

Smith shut the door.

"Comrade Brady," he said, "you know those articles about the tenements
we've been having in the paper?"

"Sure. I read 'em. They're to the good. It was about time some strong
josher came and put it across 'em."

"So we thought. Comrade Parker, however, totally disagreed with us."

"Parker?"

"That's what I'm coming to," said Smith. "The day before yesterday a
man named Parker called at the office and tried to buy us off."

"You gave him the hook, I guess?" queried the interested Kid.

"To such an extent, Comrade Brady," said Smith, "that he left breathing
threatenings and slaughter. And it is for that reason that we have
ventured to call upon you. We're pretty sure by this time that Comrade
Parker has put one of the gangs on to us."

"You don't say!" exclaimed the Kid. "Gee! They're tough propositions,
those gangs."

"So we've come along to you. We can look after ourselves out of the
office, but what we want is someone to help in case they try to rush us
there. In brief, a fighting editor. At all costs we must have privacy.
No writer can prune and polish his sentences to his satisfaction if he
is compelled constantly to break off in order to eject boisterous
toughs. We therefore offer you the job of sitting in the outer room and
intercepting these bravoes before they can reach us. The salary we
leave to you. There are doubloons and to spare in the old oak chest.
Take what you need and put the rest--if any--back. How does the offer
strike you, Comrade Brady?"

"Gents," said the Kid, "it's this way."

He slipped into his coat, and resumed.

"Now that I've made good by licking Dick, they'll be giving me a chance
of a big fight. Maybe with Jimmy Garvin. Well, if that happens, see
what I mean? I'll have to be going away somewhere and getting into
training. I shouldn't be able to come and sit with you. But, if you
gents feel like it, I'd be mighty glad to come in till I'm wanted to go
into training camp."

"Great," said Smith. "And touching salary--"

"Shucks!" said the Kid with emphasis. "Nix on the salary thing. I
wouldn't take a dime. If it hadn't 'a' been for you, I'd have been
waiting still for a chance of lining up in the championship class.
That's good enough for me. Any old thing you want me to do, I'll do it,
and glad to."

"Comrade Brady," said Smith warmly, "you are, if I may say so, the
goods. You are, beyond a doubt, supremely the stuff. We three, then,
hand-in-hand, will face the foe, and if the foe has good, sound sense,
he will keep right away. You appear to be ready. Shall we meander
forth?"

The building was empty and the lights were out when they emerged from
the dressing-room. They had to grope their way in darkness. It was
raining when they reached the street, and the only signs of life were a
moist policeman and the distant glare of saloon lights down the road.

They turned off to the left, and, after walking some hundred yards,
found themselves in a blind alley.

"Hello!" said John. "Where have we come to?"

Smith sighed.

"In my trusting way," he said, "I had imagined that either you or
Comrade Brady was in charge of this expedition and taking me by a known
route to the nearest subway station. I did not think to ask. I placed
myself, without hesitation, wholly in your hands."

"I thought the Kid knew the way," said John.

"I was just taggin' along with you gents," protested the light-weight.
"I thought you was taking me right. This is the first time I been up
here."

"Next time we three go on a little jaunt anywhere," said Smith
resignedly, "it would be as well to take a map and a corps of guides
with us. Otherwise we shall start for Broadway and finish up at
Minneapolis."

They emerged from the blind alley and stood in the dark street, looking
doubtfully up and down it.

"Aha!" said Smith suddenly. "I perceive a native. Several natives, in
fact. Quite a little covey of them. We will put our case before them,
concealing nothing, and rely on their advice to take us to our goal."

A little knot of men was approaching from the left. In the darkness it
was impossible to say how many of them were there. Smith stepped
forward, the Kid at his side.

"Excuse me, sir," he said to the leader, "but if you can spare me a
moment of your valuable time--"

There was a sudden shuffle of feet on the pavement, a quick movement on
the part of the Kid, a chunky sound as of wood striking wood, and the
man Smith had been addressing fell to the ground in a heap.

As he fell, something dropped from his hand on to the pavement with a
bump and a rattle. Stooping swiftly, the Kid picked it up, and handed
it to Smith. His fingers closed upon it. It was a short, wicked-looking
little bludgeon, the black-jack of the New York tough.

"Get busy," advised the Kid briefly.




CHAPTER XIX

THE FIRST BATTLE


The promptitude and despatch with which the Kid had attended to the
gentleman with the black-jack had not been without its effect on the
followers of the stricken one. Physical courage is not an outstanding
quality of the New York gangsman. His personal preference is for
retreat when it is a question of unpleasantness with a stranger. And,
in any case, even when warring among themselves, the gangs exhibit a
lively distaste for the hard knocks of hand-to-hand fighting. Their
chosen method of battling is to lie down on the ground and shoot.

The Kid's rapid work on the present occasion created a good deal of
confusion. There was no doubt that much had been hoped for from speedy
attack. Also, the generalship of the expedition had been in the hands
of the fallen warrior. His removal from the sphere of active influence
had left the party without a head. And, to add to their discomfiture,
they could not account for the Kid. Smith they knew, and John was to be
accounted for, but who was this stranger with the square shoulders and
the uppercut that landed like a cannon ball? Something approaching a
panic prevailed among the gang.

It was not lessened by the behavior of the intended victims. John was
the first to join issue. He had been a few paces behind the others
during the black-jack incident, but, dark as it was, he had seen enough
to show him that the occasion was, as Smith would have said, one for
the shrewd blow rather than the prolonged parley. With a shout, he made
a football rush into the confused mass of the enemy. A moment later
Smith and the Kid followed, and there raged over the body of the fallen
leader a battle of Homeric type.

It was not a long affair. The rules and conditions governing the
encounter offended the delicate sensibilities of the gang. Like artists
who feel themselves trammeled by distasteful conventions, they were
damped and could not do themselves justice. Their forte was long-range
fighting with pistols. With that they felt en rapport. But this vulgar
brawling in the darkness with muscular opponents who hit hard and often
with the clenched fist was distasteful to them. They could not develop
any enthusiasm for it. They carried pistols, but it was too dark and
the combatants were too entangled to allow them to use these.

There was but one thing to be done. Reluctant as they might be to
abandon their fallen leader, it must be done. Already they were
suffering grievously from John, the black-jack, and the lightning blows
of the Kid. For a moment they hung, wavering, then stampeded in
half-a-dozen different directions, melting into the night whence they
had come.

John, full of zeal, pursued one fugitive some fifty yards down the
street, but his quarry, exhibiting a rare turn of speed, easily
outstripped him.

He came back, panting, to find Smith and the Kid examining the fallen
leader of the departed ones with the aid of a match, which went out
just as John arrived.

The Kid struck another. The head of it fell off and dropped upon the
up-turned face. The victim stirred, shook himself, sat up, and began to
mutter something in a foggy voice.

"He's still woozy," said the Kid.

"Still--what exactly, Comrade Brady?"

"In the air," explained the Kid. "Bats in the belfry. Dizzy. See what I
mean? It's often like that when a feller puts one in with a bit of
weight behind it just where that one landed. Gee! I remember when I
fought Martin Kelly; I was only starting to learn the game then. Martin
and me was mixing it good and hard all over the ring, when suddenly he
puts over a stiff one right on the point. What do you think I done?
Fall down and take the count? Not on your life. I just turns round and
walks straight out of the ring to my dressing-room. Willie Harvey, who
was seconding me, comes tearing in after me, and finds me getting into
my clothes. 'What's doing, Kid?' he asks. 'I'm going fishin', Willie,'
I says. 'It's a lovely day.' 'You've lost the fight,' he says. 'Fight?'
says I. 'What fight?' See what I mean? I hadn't a notion of what had
happened. It was half an hour and more before I could remember a
thing."

During this reminiscence, the man on the ground had contrived to clear
his mind of the mistiness induced by the Kid's upper cut. The first
sign he showed of returning intelligence was a sudden dash for safety
up the road. But he had not gone five yards when he sat down limply.

The Kid was inspired to further reminiscence.

"Guess he's feeling pretty poor," he said. "It's no good him trying to
run for a while after he's put his chin in the way of a real live one.
I remember when Joe Peterson put me out, way back when I was new to the
game--it was the same year I fought Martin Kelly. He had an awful
punch, had old Joe, and he put me down and out in the eighth round.
After the fight they found me on the fire-escape outside my
dressing-room. 'Come in, Kid,' says they. 'It's all right, chaps,' I
says, 'I'm dying.' Like that. 'It's all right, chaps, I'm dying.'
Same with this guy. See what I mean?"

They formed a group about the fallen black-jack expert.

"Pardon us," said Smith courteously, "for breaking in upon your
reverie, but if you could spare us a moment of your valuable time,
there are one or two things which we would like to know."

"Sure thing," agreed the Kid.

"In the first place," continued Smith, "would it be betraying
professional secrets if you told us which particular bevy of energetic
cutthroats it is to which you are attached?"

"Gent," explained the Kid, "wants to know what's your gang."

The man on the ground muttered something that to Smith and John was
unintelligible.

"It would be a charity," said the former, "if some philanthropist would
give this fellow elocution lessons. Can you interpret, Comrade Brady?"

"Says it's the Three Points," said the Kid.

"The Three Points? That's Spider Reilly's lot. Perhaps this _is_
Spider Reilly?"

"Nope," said the Kid. "I know the Spider. This ain't him. This is some
other mutt."

"Which other mutt in particular?" asked Smith. "Try and find out,
Comrade Brady. You seem to be able to understand what he says. To me,
personally, his remarks sound like the output of a gramophone with a
hot potato in its mouth."

"Says he's Jack Repetto," announced the interpreter.

There was another interruption at this moment. The bashful Mr. Repetto,
plainly a man who was not happy in the society of strangers, made
another attempt to withdraw. Reaching out a pair of lean hands, he
pulled the Kid's legs from under him with a swift jerk, and, wriggling
to his feet, started off again down the road. Once more, however,
desire outran performance. He got as far as the nearest street-lamp,
but no further. The giddiness seemed to overcome him again, for he
grasped the lamp-post, and, sliding slowly to the ground, sat there
motionless.

The Kid, whose fall had jolted and bruised him, was inclined to be
wrathful and vindictive. He was the first of the three to reach the
elusive Mr. Repetto, and if that worthy had happened to be standing
instead of sitting it might have gone hard with him. But the Kid was
not the man to attack a fallen foe. He contented himself with brushing
the dust off his person and addressing a richly abusive flow of remarks
to Mr. Repetto.

Under the rays of the lamp it was possible to discern more closely the
features of the black-jack exponent. There was a subtle but noticeable
resemblance to those of Mr. Bat Jarvis. Apparently the latter's oiled
forelock, worn low over the forehead, was more a concession to the
general fashion prevailing in gang circles than an expression of
personal taste. Mr. Repetto had it, too. In his case it was almost
white, for the fallen warrior was an albino. His eyes, which were
closed, had white lashes and were set as near together as Nature had
been able to manage without actually running them into one another. His
underlip protruded and drooped. Looking at him, one felt instinctively
that no judging committee of a beauty contest would hesitate a moment
before him.

It soon became apparent that the light of the lamp, though bestowing
the doubtful privilege of a clearer view of Mr. Repetto's face, held
certain disadvantages. Scarcely had the staff of _Peaceful
Moments_ reached the faint yellow pool of light, in the center of
which Mr. Repetto reclined, than, with a suddenness which caused them
to leap into the air, there sounded from the darkness down the road the
crack-crack-crack of a revolver. Instantly from the opposite direction
came other shots. Three bullets cut grooves in the roadway almost at
John's feet. The Kid gave a sudden howl. Smith's hat, suddenly imbued
with life, sprang into the air and vanished, whirling into the night.

The thought did not come to them consciously at the moment, there being
little time to think, but it was evident as soon as, diving out of the
circle of light into the sheltering darkness, they crouched down and
waited for the next move, that a somewhat skilful ambush had been
effected. The other members of the gang, who had fled with such
remarkable speed, had by no means been eliminated altogether from the
game. While the questioning of Mr. Repetto had been in progress, they
had crept back, unperceived except by Mr. Repetto himself. It being too
dark for successful shooting, it had become Mr. Repetto's task to lure
his captors into the light, which he had accomplished with considerable
skill.

For some minutes the battle halted. There was dead silence. The circle
of light was empty now. Mr. Repetto had vanished. A tentative shot from
nowhere ripped through the air close to where Smith lay flattened on
the pavement. And then the pavement began to vibrate and give out a
curious resonant sound. Somewhere--it might be near or far--a policeman
had heard the shots, and was signaling for help to other policemen
along the line by beating on the flagstones with his night stick. The
noise grew, filling the still air. From somewhere down the road sounded
the ring of running feet.

"De cops!" cried a voice. "Beat it!"

Next moment the night was full of clatter. The gang was "beating it."

Smith rose to his feet and felt his wet and muddy clothes ruefully.

The rescue party was coming up at the gallop.

"What's doing?" asked a voice.

"Nothing now," said the disgusted voice of the Kid from the shadows.
"They've beaten it."

The circle of lamplight became as if by mutual consent a general
rendezvous. Three gray-clad policemen, tough, clean-shaven men with
keen eyes and square jaws, stood there, revolvers in one hand, night
sticks in the other. Smith, hatless and muddy, joined them. John and
the Kid, the latter bleeding freely from his left ear, the lobe of
which had been chipped by a bullet, were the last to arrive.

"What's been the rough-house?" inquired one of the policemen, mildly
interested.

"Do you know a sport of the name of Repetto?" enquired Smith.

"Jack Repetto? Sure."

"He belongs to the Three Points," said another intelligent officer, as
one naming some fashionable club.

"When next you see him," said Smith, "I should be obliged if you would
use your authority to make him buy me a new hat. I could do with
another pair of trousers, too, but I will not press the trousers. A new
hat is, however, essential. Mine has a six-inch hole in it."

"Shot at you, did they?" said one of the policemen, as who should say,
"Tut, tut!"

"Shot at us!" burst out the ruffled Kid. "What do you think's been
happening? Think an aeroplane ran into my ear and took half of it off?
Think the noise was somebody opening bottles of pop? Think those guys
that sneaked off down the road was just training for a Marathon?"

"Comrade Brady," said Smith, "touches the spot. He--"

"Say, are you Kid Brady?" enquired one of the officers. For the first
time the constabulary had begun to display real animation.

"Reckoned I'd seen you somewhere!" said another. "You licked Cyclone
Dick all right, Kid, I hear."

"And who but a bone-head thought he wouldn't?" demanded the third
warmly. "He could whip a dozen Cyclone Dicks in the same evening with
his eyes shut."

"He's the next champeen," admitted the first speaker.

"If he juts it over Jimmy Garvin," argued the second.

"Jimmy Garvin!" cried the third. "He can whip twenty Jimmy Garvins with
his feet tied. I tell you--"

"I am loath," observed Smith, "to interrupt this very impressive brain
barbecue, but, trivial as it may seem to you, to me there is a certain
interest in this other little matter of my ruined hat. I know that it
may strike you as hypersensitive of us to protest against being riddled
with bullets, but--"

"Well, what's been doin'?" inquired the Force. It was a nuisance, this
perpetual harping on trifles when the deep question of the light-weight
championship of the world was under discussion, but the sooner it was
attended to, the sooner it would be over.

John undertook to explain.

"The Three Points laid for us," he said. "This man, Jack Repetto, was
bossing the crowd. The Kid put one over on to Jack Repetto's chin, and
we were asking him a few questions when the rest came back, and started
shooting. Then we got to cover quick, and you came up and they beat
it."

"That," said Smith, nodding, "is a very fair _precis_ of the
evening's events. We should like you, if you will be so good, to corral
this Comrade Repetto, and see that he buys me a new hat."

"We'll round Jack up," said one of the policemen indulgently.

"Do it nicely," urged Smith. "Don't go hurting his feelings."

The second policeman gave it as his opinion that Jack was getting too
gay. The third policeman conceded this. Jack, he said, had shown signs
for some time past of asking for it in the neck. It was an error on
Jack's part, he gave his hearers to understand, to assume that the lid
was completely off the great city of New York.

"Too blamed fresh he's gettin'," the trio agreed. They seemed to think
it was too bad of Jack.

"The wrath of the Law," said Smith, "is very terrible. We will leave
the matter, then, in your hands. In the meantime, we should be glad if
you would direct us to the nearest subway station. Just at the moment,
the cheerful lights of the Great White Way are what I seem chiefly to
need."

       *       *       *       *       *

So ended the opening engagement of the campaign, in a satisfactory but
far from decisive victory for the _Peaceful Moments_' army.

"The victory," said Smith, "was not bloodless. Comrade Brady's ear, my
hat--these are not slight casualties. On the other hand, the
elimination of Comrade Repetto is pleasant. I know few men whom I would
not rather meet on a lonely road than Comrade Repetto. He is one of
nature's black-jackers. Probably the thing crept upon him slowly. He
started, possibly, in a merely tentative way by slugging one of the
family circle. His aunt, let us say, or his small brother. But, once
started, he is unable to resist the craving. The thing grips him like
dram-drinking. He black-jacks now not because he really wants to, but
because he cannot help himself. There's something singularly consoling
in the thought that Comrade Repetto will no longer be among those
present."

"There are others," said John.

"As you justly remark," said Smith, "there are others. I am glad we
have secured Comrade Brady's services. We may need them."




CHAPTER XX

BETTY AT LARGE


It was not till Betty found herself many blocks distant from the office
of _Peaceful Moments_ that she checked her headlong flight. She
had run down the stairs and out into the street blindly, filled only
with that passion for escape which had swept her away from Mervo. Not
till she had dived into the human river of Broadway and reached Times
Square did she feel secure. Then, with less haste, she walked on to the
park, and sat down on a bench, to think.

Inevitably she had placed her own construction on John's sudden
appearance in New York and at the spot where only one person in any way
connected with Mervo knew her to be. She did not know that Smith and he
were friends, and did not, therefore, suspect that the former and not
herself might be the object of his visit. Nor had any word reached her
of what had happened at Mervo after her departure. She had taken it for
granted that things had continued as she had left them; and the only
possible explanation to her of John's presence in New York was that,
acting under orders from Mr. Scobell, he had come to try and bring her
back.

She shuddered as she conjured up the scene that must have taken place
if Pugsy had not mentioned his name and she had gone on into the inner
room. In itself the thought that, after what she had said that morning
on the island, after she had forced on him, stripping it of the
uttermost rag of disguise, the realization of how his position appeared
to her, he should have come, under orders, to bring her back, was
well-nigh unendurable. But to have met him, to have seen the man she
loved plunging still deeper into shame, would have been pain beyond
bearing. Better a thousand times than that this panic flight into the
iron wilderness of New York.

It was cool and soothing in the park. The roar of the city was hushed.
It was pleasant to sit there and watch the squirrels playing on the
green slopes or scampering up into the branches through which one could
see the gleam of water. Her thoughts became less chaotic. The peace of
the summer afternoon stole upon her.

It did not take her long to make up her mind that the door of
_Peaceful Moments_ was closed to her. John, not finding her, might
go away, but he would return. Reluctantly, she abandoned the paper. Her
heart was heavy when she had formed the decision. She had been as happy
at _Peaceful Moments_ as it was possible for her to be now. She
would miss Smith and the leisurely work and the feeling of being one of
a team, working in a good cause. And that, brought Broster Street back
to her mind, and she thought of the children. No, she could not abandon
them. She had started the tenement articles, and she would go on with
them. But she must do it without ever venturing into the dangerous
neighborhood of the office.

A squirrel ran up and sat begging for a nut. Betty searched in the
grass in the hope of finding one, but came upon nothing but shells. The
squirrel bounded away, with a disdainful flick of the tail.

Betty laughed.

"You think of nothing but food. You ought to be ashamed to be so
greedy."

And then it came to her suddenly that it was no trifle, this same
problem of food.

The warm, green park seemed to grow chill and gray. Once again she must
deal with life's material side.

Her case was at the same time better and worse than it had been on that
other occasion when she had faced the future in the French train;
better, because then New York had been to her something vague and
terrifying, while now it was her city; worse, because she could no
longer seek help from Mrs. Oakley.

That Mrs. Oakley had given John the information which had enabled him
to discover her hiding-place, Betty felt certain. By what other
possible means could he have found it? Why Mrs. Oakley, whom she had
considered an ally, should have done so, she did not know. She
attributed it to a change of mind, a reconsideration of the case when
uninfluenced by sentiment. And yet it seemed strange. Perhaps John had
gone to her and the sight of him had won the old lady over to his side.
It might be so. At any rate, it meant that the cottage on Staten
Island, like the office of _Peaceful Moments_, was closed to her.
She must look elsewhere for help, or trust entirely to herself.

She sat on, thinking, with grave, troubled eyes, while the shadows
lengthened and the birds rustled sleepily in the branches overhead.

       *       *       *       *       *

Among the good qualities, none too numerous, of Mr. Bat Jarvis, of
Groome Street in the Bowery, early rising was not included. It was his
habit to retire to rest at an advanced hour, and to balance accounts by
lying abed on the following morning. This idiosyncrasy of his was well
known in the neighborhood and respected, and it was generally bold to
be both bad taste and unsafe to visit Bat's shop until near the
fashionable hour for luncheon, when the great one, shirt-sleeved and
smoking a short pipe, would appear in the doorway, looking out upon the
world and giving it to understand that he was now open to be approached
by deserving acquaintances.

When, therefore, at ten o'clock in the morning his slumbers were cut
short by a sharp rapping at the front door, his first impression was
that he had been dreaming. When, after a brief interval, the noise was
resumed, he rose in his might and, knuckling the sleep from his eyes,
went down, tight-lipped, to interview this person.

He had got as far as a preliminary "Say!" when speech was wiped from
his lips as with a sponge, and he stood gaping and ashamed, for the
murderer of sleep and untimely knocker on front doors was Betty.

Mr. Jarvis had not forgotten Betty. His meeting with her at the office
of _Peaceful Moments_ had marked an epoch in his life. Never
before had anyone quite like her crossed his path, and at that moment
romance had come to him. His was essentially a respectful admiration.
He was content--indeed, he preferred to worship from afar. Of his own
initiative he would never have met her again. In her presence, with
those gray eyes of hers looking at him, tremors ran down his spine, and
his conscience, usually a battered and downtrodden wreck, became
fiercely aggressive. She filled him with novel emotions, and whether
these were pleasant or painful was more than he could say. He had not
the gift of analysis where his feelings were concerned. To himself he
put it, broadly, that she made him feel like a nickel with a hole in
it. But that was not entirely satisfactory. There were other and
pleasanter emotions mixed in with this humility. The thought of her
made him feel, for instance, vaguely chivalrous. He wanted to do risky
and useful things for her. Thus, if any fresh guy should endeavor to
get gay with her, it would, he felt, be a privilege to fix that same
guy. If she should be in bad, he would be more than ready to get busy
on her behalf.

But he had never expected to meet her again, certainly not on his own
doorstep at ten in the morning. To Bat ten in the morning was included
with the small hours.

Betty smiled at him, a little anxiously. She had no suspicion that she
played star to Mr. Jarvis' moth in the latter's life, and, as she eyed
him, standing there on the doorstep, her excuse for coming to him began
to seem terribly flimsy. Not being aware that he was in reality a tough
Bayard, keenly desirous of obeying her lightest word, she had staked
her all on the chance of his remembering the cat episode and being
grateful on account of it; and in the cold light of the morning this
idea, born in the watches of the night, when things tend to lose their
proportion, struck her as less happy than she had fancied. Suppose he
had forgotten all about it! Suppose he should be violent! For a moment
her heart sank. He certainly was not a pleasing and encouraging sight,
as he stood there blinking at her. No man looks his best immediately on
rising from bed, and Bat, even at his best, was not a hero of romance.
His forelock drooped dankly over his brow; there was stubble on his
chin; his eyes were red, like a dog's. He did not look like the Fairy
Prince who was to save her in her trouble.

"I--I hope you remember me, Mr. Jarvis," she faltered. "Your cat. I--"

He nodded speechlessly. Hideous things happened to his face. He was
really trying to smile pleasantly, but it seemed a scowl to Betty, and
her voice died away.

Mr. Jarvis spoke.

"Ma'am--sure!--step 'nside."

Betty followed him into the shop. There were birds in cages on the
walls, and, patroling the floor, a great company of cats, each with its
leather collar. One rubbed itself against Betty's skirt. She picked it
up, and began to stroke it. And, looking over its head at Mr. Jarvis,
she was aware that he was beaming sheepishly.

His eyes darted away the instant they met hers, but Betty had seen
enough to show her that she had mistaken nervousness for truculence.
Immediately, she was at her ease, and womanlike, had begun to control
the situation. She made conversation pleasantly, praising the cats,
admiring the birds, touching lightly on the general subject of domestic
pets, until her woman's sixth sense told her that her host's panic had
passed, and that she might now proceed to discuss business.

"I hope you don't mind my coming to you, Mr. Jarvis," she said. "You
know you told me to if ever I were in trouble, so I've taken you at
your word. You don't mind?"

Mr. Jarvis gulped, and searched for words.

"Glad," he said at last.

"I've left _Peaceful Moments_. You know I used to be stenographer
there."

She was surprised and gratified to see a look of consternation spread
itself across Mr. Jarvis' face. It was a hopeful sign that he should
take her cause to heart to such an extent.

But Mr. Jarvis' consternation was not due wholly to solicitude for her.
His thoughts at that moment, put, after having been expurgated, into
speech, might have been summed up in the line: "Of all sad words of
tongue or pen the saddest are these, 'It might have been'!"

"Ain't youse woikin' dere no more? Is dat right?" he gasped. "Gee! I
wisht I'd 'a' known it sooner. Why, a guy come to me and wants to give
me half a ton of the long green to go to dat poiper what youse was
woikin' on and fix de guy what's runnin' it. An' I truns him down 'cos
I don't want you to be frown out of your job. Say, why youse quit
woikin' dere?" His eyes narrowed as an idea struck him. "Say," he went
on, "you ain't bin fired? Has de boss give youse de trun-down? 'Cos if
he has, say de woid and I'll fix him for youse, loidy. An' it won't set
you back a nickel," he concluded handsomely.

"No, no," cried Betty, horrified. "Mr. Smith has been very kind to me.
I left of my own free will."

Mr. Jarvis looked disappointed. His demeanor was like that of some
mediaeval knight called back on the eve of starting out to battle with
the Paynim for the honor of his lady.

"What was that you said about the man who came to you and offered you
money?" asked Betty.

Her mind had flashed back to Mr. Parker's visit, and her heart was
beating quickly.

"Sure! He come to me all right an' wants de guy on de poiper fixed. An'
I truns him down."

"Oh! You won't dream of doing anything to hurt Mr. Smith, will you, Mr.
Jarvis?" said Betty anxiously.

"Not if you say so, loidy."

"And your--friends? You won't let them do anything?"

"Nope."

Betty breathed freely again. Her knowledge of the East Side was small,
and that there might be those there who acted independently of Mr.
Jarvis, disdainful of his influence, did not occur to her. She returned
to her own affairs, satisfied that danger no longer threatened.

"Mr. Jarvis, I wonder if you can help me. I want to find some work to
do," she said.

"Woik?"

"I have to earn my living, you see, and I'm afraid I don't know how to
begin."

Mr. Jarvis pondered. "What sort of woik?"

"Any sort," said Betty
valiantly. "I don't care what it is."

Mr. Jarvis knitted his brows in thought. He was not used to being an
employment agency. But Betty was Betty, and even at the cost of a
headache he must think of something.

At the end of five minutes inspiration came to him.

"Say," he said, "what do youse call de guy dat sits an' takes de money
at an eatin'-joint? Cashier? Well, say, could youse be dat?"

"It would be just the thing. Do you know a place?"

"Sure. Just around de corner. I'll take you dere."

Betty waited while he put on his coat, and they started out. Betty
chatted as they walked, but Mr. Jarvis, who appeared a little
self-conscious beneath the unconcealed interest of the neighbors, was
silent. At intervals he would turn and glare ferociously at the heads
that popped out of windows or protruded from doorways. Fame has its
penalties, and most of the population of that portion of the Bowery had
turned out to see their most prominent citizen so romantically employed
as a squire of dames.

After a short walk Bat halted the expedition before a dingy restaurant.
The glass window bore in battered letters the name, Fontelli.

"Dis is de joint," he said.

Inside the restaurant a dreamy-eyed Italian sat gazing at vacancy and
twirling a pointed mustache. In a far corner a solitary customer was
finishing a late breakfast.

Signor Fontelli, for the sad-eyed exile was he, sprang to his feet at
the sight of Mr. Jarvis' well-known figure. An ingratiating, but
nervous, smile came into view behind the pointed mustache.

"Hey, Tony," said Mr. Jarvis, coming at once to the point, "I want you
to know dis loidy. She's going to be cashier at dis joint."

Signor Fontelli looked at Betty and shook his head. He smiled
deprecatingly. His manner seemed to indicate that, while she met with
the approval of Fontelli, the slave of her sex, to Fontelli, the
employer, she appealed in vain. He gave his mustache a sorrowful twirl.

"Ah, no," he sighed. "Not da cashier do I need. I take-a myself da
money."

Mr. Jarvis looked at him coldly. He continued to look at him coldly.
His lower jaw began slowly to protrude, and his forehead retreated
further behind its zareba of forelock.

There was a pause. The signor was plainly embarrassed.

"Dis loidy," repeated Mr. Jarvis, "is cashier at dis joint at six
per--" He paused. "Does dat go?" he added smoothly.

Certainly there was magnetism about Mr. Jarvis. With a minimum of words
he produced remarkable results. Something seemed to happen suddenly to
Signor Fontelli's spine. He wilted like a tired flower. A gesture, in
which were blended resignation, humility, and a desire to be at peace
with all men, particularly Mr. Jarvis, completed his capitulation.

Mr. Jarvis waited while Betty was instructed in her simple duties, then
drew her aside.

"Say," he remarked confidentially, "youse'll be all right here. Six per
ain't all de dough dere is in de woild, but, bein' cashier, see, you
can swipe a whole heap more whenever you feel like it. And if Tony
registers a kick, I'll come around and talk to him--see? Dat's right.
Good-morning, loidy."

And, having delivered these admirable hints to young cashiers in a
hurry to get rich, Mr. Jarvis ducked his head in a species of bow,
declined to be thanked, and shuffled out into the street, leaving Betty
to open her new career by taking thirty-seven cents from the late
breakfaster.




CHAPTER XXI

CHANGES IN THE STAFF


Three days had elapsed since the battle which had opened the campaign,
and there had been no further movement on the part of the enemy. Smith
was puzzled. A strange quiet seemed to be brooding over the other camp.
He could not believe that a single defeat had crushed the foe, but it
was hard to think of any other explanation.

It was Pugsy Maloney who, on the fourth morning, brought to the office
the inner history of the truce. His version was brief and unadorned, as
was the way with his narratives. Such things as first causes and
piquant details he avoided, as tending to prolong the telling
excessively, thus keeping him from the perusal of his cowboy stories.
He gave the thing out merely as an item of general interest, a bubble
on the surface of the life of a great city. He did not know how nearly
interested were his employers in any matter touching that gang which is
known as the Three Points.

Pugsy said: "Dere's been fuss'n going on down where I live. Dude
Dawson's mad at Spider Reilly, and now de Table Hills is layin' for de
T'ree Points, to soak it to 'em. Dat's right."

He then retired to his outer fastness, yielding further details jerkily
and with the distrait air of one whose mind is elsewhere.

Skilfully extracted and pieced together, these details formed
themselves into the following typical narrative of East Side life.

There were four really important gangs in New York at this time. There
were other less important institutions besides, but these were little
more than mere friendly gatherings of old boyhood chums for purposes of
mutual companionship. They might grow into formidable organizations in
time, but for the moment the amount of ice which good judges declared
them to cut was but small. They would "stick up" an occasional wayfarer
for his "cush," and they carried "canisters" and sometimes fired them
off, but these things do not signify the cutting of ice. In matters
political there were only four gangs which counted, the East Side, the
Groome Street, the Three Points and the Table Hill. Greatest of these,
by virtue of their numbers, were the East Side and the Groome Street,
the latter presided over at the time of this story by Mr. Bat Jarvis.
These two were colossal, and, though they might fight each other, were
immune from attack at the hands of the rest.

But between the other gangs, and especially between the Table Hill and
the Three Points, which were much of a size, warfare raged as
frequently as among the Republics of South America. There had always
been bad blood between the Table Hill and the Three Points. Little
events, trifling in themselves, had always occurred to shatter friendly
relations just when there seemed a chance of their being formed. Thus,
just as the Table Hillites were beginning to forgive the Three Points
for shooting the redoubtable Paul Horgan down at Coney Island, a Three
Pointer injudiciously wiped out a Table Hillite near Canal Street. He
pleaded self-defense, and in any case it was probably mere
thoughtlessness, but nevertheless the Table Hillites were ruffled.

That had been a month or so back. During that month things had been
simmering down, and peace was just preparing to brood when there
occurred the incident alluded to by Pugsy, the regrettable falling out
between Dude Dawson and Spider Reilly.

To be as brief as possible, Dude Dawson had gone to spend a happy
evening at a dancing saloon named Shamrock Hall, near Groome Street.
Now, Shamrock Hall belonged to a Mr. Maginnis, a friend of Bat Jarvis,
and was under the direct protection of that celebrity. It was,
therefore, sacred ground, and Mr. Dawson visited it in a purely private
and peaceful capacity. The last thing he intended was to spoil the
harmony of the evening.

Alas for the best intentions! Two-stepping clumsily round the room--for
he was a poor, though enthusiastic, dancer--Dude Dawson collided with
and upset a certain Reddy Davis and his partner. Reddy Davis was a
member of the Three Points, and his temper was the temper of a
red-headed man. He "slugged" Mr. Dawson. Mr. Dawson, more skilful at
the fray than at the dance, joined battle willingly, and they were
absorbed in a stirring combat, when an interruption occurred. In the
far corner of the room, surrounded by admiring friends, sat Spider
Reilly, monarch of the Three Points. He had noticed that there was a
slight disturbance at the other side of the hall, but had given it
little attention till the dancing ceasing suddenly and the floor
emptying itself of its crowd, he had a plain view of Mr. Dawson and Mr.
Davis squaring up at each other for the second round.

We must assume that Mr. Reilly was not thinking of what he did, for his
action was contrary to all rules of gang etiquette. In the street it
would have been perfectly legitimate, even praiseworthy, but in a
dance-hall under the protection of a neutral power it was unpardonable.

What he did was to produce his revolver, and shoot the unsuspecting Mr.
Dawson in the leg. Having done which, he left hurriedly, fearing the
wrath of Bat Jarvis.

Mr. Dawson, meanwhile, was attended to and helped home. Willing
informants gave him the name of his aggressor, and before morning the
Table Hill camp was in a ferment. Shooting broke out in three places,
though there were no casualties.

When the day dawned there existed between the two gangs a state of war
more bitter than any in their record, for this time it was chieftain
who had assaulted chieftain, Royal blood had been spilt.

Such was the explanation of the lull in the campaign against
_Peaceful Moments_. The new war had taken the mind of Spider
Reilly and his warriors off the paper and its affairs for the moment,
much as the unexpected appearance of a mad bull would make a man forget
that he had come out snipe-shooting.

At present there had been no pitched battle. As was usual between the
gangs, war had broken out in a somewhat tentative fashion at first.
There had been skirmishes by the wayside, but nothing more. The two
armies were sparring for an opening.

       *       *       *       *       *

Smith was distinctly relieved at the respite, for necessitating careful
thought. This was the defection of Kid Brady.

The Kid's easy defeat of Cyclone Dick Fisher had naturally created a
sensation in sporting circles. He had become famous in a night. It was
not with surprise, therefore, that Smith received from his fighting
editor the information that he had been matched against one Eddie Wood,
whose fame outshone even that of the late Cyclone.

The Kid, a white man to the core, exhibited quite a feudal loyalty to
the paper which had raised him from the ruck and placed him on the road
to eminence.

"Say the word," he said, "and I'll call it off. If you feel you need me
around here, Mr. Smith, say so, and I'll side-step Eddie."

"Comrade Brady," said Smith with enthusiasm, "I have had occasion
before to call you sport. I do so again. But I'm not going to stand in
your way. If you eliminate this Comrade Wood, they will have to give
you a chance against Jimmy Garvin, won't they?"

"I guess that's right," said the Kid. "Eddie stayed nineteen rounds
against Jimmy, and, if I can put him away, it gets me clear into line
with Jim, and he'll have to meet me."

"Then go in and win, Comrade Brady. We shall miss you. It will be as if
a ray of sunshine had been removed from the office. But you mustn't
throw a chance away."

"I'll train at White Plains," said the Kid, "so I'll be pretty near in
case I'm wanted."

"Oh, we shall be all right," said Smith, "and if you win, we'll bring
out a special number. Good luck, Comrade Brady, and many thanks for
your help."

       *       *       *       *       *

John, when he arrived at the office and learned the news, was for
relying on their own unaided efforts.

"And, anyway," he said, "I don't see who else there is to help us. You
could tell the police, I suppose," he went on doubtfully.

Smith shook his head.

"The New York policeman, Comrade John, is, like all great men, somewhat
peculiar. If you go to a New York policeman and exhibit a black eye, he
is more likely to express admiration for the handiwork of the citizen
responsible for the same than sympathy. No; since coming to this city I
have developed a habit of taking care of myself, or employing private
help. I do not want allies who will merely shake their heads at Comrade
Reilly and his merry men, however sternly. I want someone who, if
necessary, will soak it to them good."

"Sure," said John. "But who is there now the Kid's gone?"

"Who else but Comrade Jarvis?" said Smith.

"Jarvis? Bat Jarvis?"

"The same. I fancy that we shall find, on enquiry, that we are ace
high with him. At any rate, there is no harm in sounding him. It is
true that he may have forgotten, or it may be that it is to Comrade
Brown alone that he is--"

"Who's Brown?" asked John.

"Our late stenographer," explained Smith. "A Miss Brown. She
entertained Comrade Jarvis' cat, if you remember. I wonder what has
become of her. She has sent in three more corking efforts on the
subject of Broster Street, but she gives no address. I wish I knew
where she was. I'd have liked for you to meet her."




CHAPTER XXII

A GATHERING OF CAT SPECIALISTS


"It will probably be necessary," said Smith, as they set out for
Groome Street, "to allude to you, Comrade John, in the course of this
interview, as one of our most eminent living cat-fanciers. You have
never met Comrade Jarvis, I believe? Well, he is a gentleman with just
about enough forehead to prevent his front hair getting inextricably
blended with his eyebrows, and he owns twenty-three cats, each with a
leather collar round its neck. It is, I fancy, the cat note which we
shall have to strike to-day. If only Comrade Brown were with us, we
could appeal to his finer feelings. But he has seen me only once and
you never, and I should not care to bet that he will feel the least
particle of dismay at the idea of our occiputs getting all mussed up
with a black-jack. But when I inform him that you are an English
cat-fancier, and that in your island home you have seventy-four fine
cats, mostly Angoras, that will be a different matter. I shall be
surprised if he does not fall on your neck."

They found Mr. Jarvis in his fancier's shop, engaged in the
intellectual occupation of greasing a cat's paws with butter. He looked
up as they entered, and then resumed his task.

"Comrade Jarvis," said Smith, "we meet again. You remember me?"

"Nope," said Mr. Jarvis promptly.

Smith was not discouraged.

"Ah!" he said tolerantly, "the fierce rush of New York life! How it
wipes from the retina to-day the image impressed on it but yesterday.
Is it not so, Comrade Jarvis?"

The cat-expert concentrated himself on his patient's paws without
replying.

"A fine animal," said Smith, adjusting his monocle. "To what
particular family of the _Felis Domestica_ does that belong? In
color it resembles a Neapolitan ice more than anything."

Mr. Jarvis' manner became unfriendly.

"Say, what do youse want? That's straight, ain't it? If youse want to
buy a boid or a snake, why don't youse say so?"

"I stand corrected," said Smith; "I should have remembered that time
is money. I called in here partly in the hope that, though you only met
me once--on the stairs of my office, you might retain pleasant
recollections of me, but principally in order that I might make two
very eminent cat-fanciers acquainted. This," he said, with a wave of
his hand in the direction of John, "is Comrade Maude, possibly the
best known of English cat-fanciers. Comrade Maude's stud of Angoras is
celebrated wherever the English language is spoken."

Mr. Jarvis's expression changed. He rose, and, having inspected John
with silent admiration for a while, extended a well-buttered hand
towards him. Smith looked on benevolently.

"What Comrade Maude does not know about cats," he said, "is not
knowledge. His information on Angoras alone would fill a volume."

"Say"--Mr. Jarvis was evidently touching on a point which had weighed
deeply upon him--"why's catnip called catnip?"

John looked at Smith helplessly. It sounded like a riddle, but it was
obvious that Mr. Jarvis's motive in putting the question was not
frivolous. He really wished to know.

"The word, as Comrade Maude was just about to observe," said Smith, "is
a corruption of catmint. Why it should be so corrupted I do not know.
But what of that? The subject is too deep to be gone fully into at the
moment. I should recommend you to read Mr. Maude's little brochure on
the matter. Passing lightly on from that--"

"Did youse ever have a cat dat ate bettles?" enquired Mr. Jarvis.

"There was a time when many of Comrade Maude's _Felidae_ supported
life almost entirely on beetles."

"Did they git thin?"

John felt it was time, if he were to preserve his reputation, to assert
himself.

"No," he replied firmly.

Mr. Jarvis looked astonished.

"English beetles," said Smith, "don't make cats thin. Passing
lightly--"

"I had a cat oncst," said Mr. Jarvis, ignoring the remark and sticking
to his point, "dat ate beetles and got thin and used to tie itself
inter knots."

"A versatile animal," agreed Smith.

"Say," Mr. Jarvis went on, now plainly on a subject near to his heart,
"dem beetles is fierce. Sure! Can't keep de cats off of eatin' dem, I
can't. First t'ing you know dey've swallowed dem, and den dey gits thin
and ties theirselves into knots."

"You should put them into strait-waistcoats," said Smith. "Passing,
however, lightly--"

"Say, ever have a cross-eyed cat?"

"Comrade Maude's cats," said Smith, "have happily been almost entirely
free from strabismus."

"Dey's lucky, cross-eyed cats is. You has a cross-eyed cat, and not'in'
don't never go wrong. But, say, was dere ever a cat wit' one blue and
one yaller one in your bunch? Gee! it's fierce when it's like dat. It's
a skidoo, is a cat wit' one blue eye and one yaller one. Puts you in
bad, surest t'ing you know. Oncst a guy give me a cat like dat, and
first t'ing you know I'm in bad all round. It wasn't till I give him
away to de cop on de corner and gets me one dat's cross-eyed dat I
lifts de skidoo off of me."

"And what happened to the cop?" enquired Smith, interested.

"Oh, he got in bad, sure enough," said Mr. Jarvis without emotion. "One
of de boys what he'd pinched and had sent up the road once lays for
him and puts one over on him wit a black-jack. Sure. Dat's what comes
of havin' a cat wit' one blue and one yaller one."

Mr. Jarvis relapsed into silence. He seemed to be meditating on the
inscrutable workings of Fate. Smith took advantage of the pause to
leave the cat topic and touch on matters of more vital import.

"Tense and exhilarating as is this discussion of the optical
peculiarities of cats," he said, "there is another matter on which, if
you will permit me, I should like to touch. I would hesitate to bore
you with my own private troubles, but this is a matter which concerns
Comrade Maude as well as myself, and I can see that your regard for
Comrade Maude is almost an obsession."

"How's that?"

"I can see," said Smith, "that Comrade Maude is a man to whom you give
the glad hand."

Mr. Jarvis regarded John with respectful affection.

"Sure! He's to the good, Mr. Maude is."

"Exactly," said Smith. "To resume, then. The fact is, Comrade Jarvis,
we are much persecuted by scoundrels. How sad it is in this world! We
look to every side. We look to north, east, south, and west, and what
do we see? Mainly scoundrels. I fancy you have heard a little about our
troubles before this. In fact, I gather that the same scoundrels
actually approached you with a view to engaging your services to do us
up, but that you very handsomely refused the contract. We are the staff
of _Peaceful Moments_."

"_Peaceful Moments_," said Mr. Jarvis. "Sure, dat's right. A guy
comes to me and says he wants you put through it, but I gives him de
trundown."

"So I was informed," said Smith. "Well, failing you, they went to a
gentleman of the name of Reilly--"

"Spider Reilly?"

"Exactly. Spider Reilly, the lessee and manager of the Three Points
gang."

Mr. Jarvis frowned.

"Dose T'ree Points, dey're to de bad. Dey're fresh."

"It is too true, Comrade Jarvis."

"Say," went on Mr. Jarvis, waxing wrathful at the recollection, "what
do youse t'ink dem fresh stiffs done de odder night? Started some rough
woik in me own dance-joint."

"Shamrock Hall?" said Smith. "I heard about it."

"Dat's right, Shamrock Hall. Got gay, dey did, wit' some of the Table
Hillers. Say, I got it in for dem gazebos, sure I have. Surest t'ing
you know."

Smith beamed approval.

"That," he said, "is the right spirit. Nothing could be more admirable.
We are bound together by our common desire to check the ever-growing
spirit of freshness among the members of the Three Points. Add to that
the fact that we are united by a sympathetic knowledge of the manners
and customs of cats, and especially that Comrade Maude, England's
greatest fancier, is our mutual friend, and what more do we want?
Nothing."

"Mr. Maude's to de good," assented Mr. Jarvis, eying John once more in
friendly fashion.

"We are all to the good," said Smith. "Now, the thing I wished to ask
you is this. The office of the paper was, until this morning, securely
guarded by Comrade Brady, whose name will be familiar to you."

"De Kid?"

"On the bull's-eye, as usual. Kid Brady, the coming light-weight
champion of the world. Well, he has unfortunately been compelled to
leave us, and the way into the office is consequently clear to any
sand-bag specialist who cares to wander in. So what I came to ask was,
will you take Comrade Brady's place for a few days?"

"How's that?"

"Will you come in and sit in the office for the next day or so and help
hold the fort? I may mention that there is money attached to the job.
We will pay for your services."

Mr. Jarvis reflected but a brief moment.

"Why, sure," he said. "Me fer dat."

"Excellent, Comrade Jarvis. Nothing could be better. We will see you
to-morrow, then. I rather fancy that the gay band of Three Pointers who
will undoubtedly visit the offices of _Peaceful Moments_ in the
next few days is scheduled to run up against the surprise of their
lives."

"Sure t'ing. I'll bring me canister."

"Do," said Smith. "In certain circumstances one canister is worth a
flood of rhetoric. Till to-morrow, then, Comrade Jarvis. I am very much
obliged to you."

       *       *       *       *       *

"Not at all a bad hour's work," he said complacently, as they turned
out of Groome Street. "A vote of thanks to you, John, for your
invaluable assistance."

"I didn't do much," said John, with a grin.

"Apparently, no. In reality, yes. Your manner was exactly right.
Reserved, yet not haughty. Just what an eminent cat-fancier's manner
should be. I could see that you made a pronounced hit with Comrade
Jarvis. By the way, as he is going to show up at the office to-morrow,
perhaps it would be as well if you were to look up a few facts bearing
on the feline world. There is no knowing what thirst for information a
night's rest may not give Comrade Jarvis. I do not presume to dictate,
but if you were to make yourself a thorough master of the subject of
catnip, for instance, it might quite possibly come in useful."




CHAPTER XXIII

THE RETIREMENT OF SMITH


The first member of the staff of _Peaceful Moments_ to arrive at
the office on the following morning was Master Maloney. This sounds
like the beginning of a "Plod and Punctuality," or "How Great Fortunes
have been Made" story, but, as a matter of fact, Master Maloney, like
Mr. Bat Jarvis, was no early bird. Larks who rose in his neighborhood,
rose alone. He did not get up with them. He was supposed to be at the
office at nine o'clock. It was a point of honor with him, a sort of
daily declaration of independence, never to put in an appearance before
nine-thirty. On this particular morning he was punctual to the minute,
or half an hour late, whichever way you choose to look at it.

He had only whistled a few bars of "My Little Irish Rose," and had
barely got into the first page of his story of life on the prairie,
when Kid Brady appeared. The Kid had come to pay a farewell visit. He
had not yet begun training, and he was making the best of the short
time before such comforts should be forbidden by smoking a big black
cigar. Master Maloney eyed him admiringly. The Kid, unknown to that
gentleman himself, was Pugsy's ideal. He came from the Plains, and had,
indeed, once actually been a cowboy; he was a coming champion; and he
could smoke big black cigars. There was no trace of his official
well-what-is-it-now? air about Pugsy as he laid down his book and
prepared to converse.

"Say, Mr. Smith around anywhere, Pugsy?" asked the Kid.

"Naw, Mr. Brady. He ain't came yet," replied Master Maloney
respectfully.

"Late, ain't he?"

"Sure! He generally blows in before I do."

"Wonder what's keepin' him?"

As he spoke, John appeared. "Hello, Kid," he said. "Come to say
good-by?"

"Yep," said the Kid. "Seen Mr. Smith around anywhere, Mr. Maude?"

"Hasn't he come yet? I guess he'll be here soon. Hello, who's this?"

A small boy was standing at the door, holding a note.

"Mr. Maude?" he said. "Cop at Jefferson Market give me dis fer you."

"What!" He took the letter, and gave the boy a dime. "Why, it's from
Smith. Great Scott!"

It was apparent that the Kid was politely endeavoring to veil his
curiosity. Master Maloney had no such delicacy.

"What's in de letter, boss?" he enquired.

"The letter," said John slowly, "is from Mr. Smith. And it says that he
was sentenced this morning to thirty days on the Island for resisting
the police."

"He's de guy!" admitted Master Maloney approvingly.

"What's that?" said the Kid. "Mr. Smith been slugging cops! What's he
been doin' that for?"

"I must go and find out at once. It beats me."

It did not take John long to reach Jefferson Market, and by the
judicious expenditure of a few dollars he was enabled to obtain an
interview with Smith in a back room.

The editor of _Peaceful Moments_ was seated on a bench, looking
remarkably disheveled. There was a bruise on his forehead, just where
the hair began. He was, however, cheerful.

"Ah, John," he said. "You got my note all right, then?" John looked at
him, concerned.

"What on earth does it all mean?"

Smith heaved a regretful sigh.

"I fear," he said, "I have made precisely the blamed fool of myself
that Comrade Parker hoped I would."

"Parker!"

Smith nodded.

"I may be misjudging him, but I seem to see the hand of Comrade Parker
in this. We had a raid at my house last night, John. We were pulled."

"What on earth--?"

"Somebody--if it was not Comrade Parker it was some other citizen
dripping with public spirit--tipped the police off that certain sports
were running a pool-room in the house where I live."

On his departure from the _News_, Smith, from motives of economy,
had moved from his hotel in Washington Square and taken a furnished
room on Fourteenth Street.

"There actually was a pool-room there," he went on, "so possibly I am
wronging Comrade Parker in thinking that this was a scheme of his for
getting me out of the way. At any rate, somebody gave the tip, and at
about three o'clock this morning I was aroused from a dreamless slumber
by quite a considerable hammering at my door. There, standing on the
mat, were two policemen. Very cordially the honest fellows invited me
to go with them. A conveyance, it seemed, waited in the street without.
I disclaimed all connection with the bad gambling persons below, but
they replied that they were cleaning up the house, and, if I wished to
make any remarks, I had better make them to the magistrate. This seemed
reasonable. I said I would put on some clothes and come along. They
demurred. They said they couldn't wait about while I put on clothes. I
pointed out that sky-blue pajamas with old-rose frogs were not the
costume in which the editor of a great New York weekly paper should be
seen abroad in one of the world's greatest cities, but they assured
me--more by their manner than their words--that my misgivings were
groundless, so I yielded. These men, I told myself, have lived longer
in New York than I. They know what is done, and what is not done. I
will bow to their views. So I was starting to go with them like a lamb,
when one of them gave me a shove in the ribs with his night stick. And
it was here that I fancy I may have committed a slight error of
policy."

He smiled dreamily for a moment, then went on.

"I admit that the old Berserk blood of the Smiths boiled at that
juncture. I picked up a sleep-producer from the floor, as Comrade Brady
would say, and handed it to the big-stick merchant. He went down like a
sack of coal over the bookcase, and at that moment I rather fancy the
other gentleman must have got busy with his club. At any rate, somebody
suddenly loosed off some fifty thousand dollars' worth of fireworks,
and the next thing I knew was that the curtain had risen for the next
act on me, discovered sitting in a prison cell, with an out-size in
lumps on my forehead."

He sighed again.

"What _Peaceful Moments_ really needs," he said, "is a
_sitz-redacteur_. A _sitz-redacteur_, John, is a gentleman
employed by German newspapers with a taste for _lese-majeste_ to
go to prison whenever required in place of the real editor. The real
editor hints in his bright and snappy editorial, for instance, that the
Kaiser's mustache gives him bad dreams. The police force swoops down
in a body on the office of the journal, and are met by the
_sitz-redacteur_, who goes with them cheerfully, allowing the
editor to remain and sketch out plans for his next week's article
on the Crown Prince. We need a _sitz-redacteur_ on _Peaceful
Moments_ almost as much as a fighting editor. Not now, of course.
This has finished the thing. You'll have to close down the paper now."

"Close it down!" cried John. "You bet I won't."

"My dear old son," said Smith seriously, "what earthly reason have you
for going on with it? You only came in to help me, and I am no more. I
am gone like some beautiful flower that withers in the night. Where's
the sense of getting yourself beaten up then? Quit!"

John shook his head.

"I wouldn't quit now if you paid me."

"But--"

A policeman appeared at the door.

"Say, pal," he remarked to John, "you'll have to be fading away soon, I
guess. Give you three minutes more. Say it quick."

He retired. Smith looked at John.

"You won't quit?" he said.

"No."

Smith smiled.

"You're an all-wool sport, John," he said. "I don't suppose you know
how to spell quit. Well, then, if you are determined to stand by the
ship like Comrade Casabianca, I'll tell you an idea that came to me in
the watches of the night. If ever you want to get ideas, John, you
spend a night in one of these cells. They flock to you. I suppose I did
more profound thinking last night than I've ever done in my life. Well,
here's the idea. Act on it or not, as you please. I was thinking over
the whole business from soup to nuts, and it struck me that the
queerest part of it all is that whoever owns these Broster Street
tenements should care a Canadian dime whether we find out who he is or
not."

"Well, there's the publicity," began John.

"Tush!" said Smith. "And possibly bah! Do you suppose that the sort of
man who runs Broster Street is likely to care a darn about publicity?
What does it matter to him if the papers soak it to him for about two
days? He knows they'll drop him and go on to something else on the
third, and he knows he's broken no law. No, there's something more in
this business than that. Don't think that this bright boy wants to hush
us up simply because he is a sensitive plant who can't bear to think
that people should be cross with him. He has got some private reason
for wanting to lie low."

"Well, but what difference--?"

"Comrade, I'll tell you. It makes this difference: that the rents are
almost certainly collected by some confidential person belonging to his
own crowd, not by an ordinary collector. In other words, the collector
knows the name of the man he's collecting for. But for this little
misfortune of mine, I was going to suggest that we waylay that
collector, administer the Third Degree, and ask him who his boss is."

John uttered an exclamation.

"You're right! I'll do it."

"You think you can? Alone?"

"Sure! Don't you worry. I'll--"

The door opened and the policeman reappeared.

"Time's up. Slide, sonny."

John said good-by to Smith, and went out. He had a last glimpse of his
late editor, a sad smile on his face, telling the policeman what was
apparently a humorous story. Complete good will seemed to exist between
them. John consoled himself as he went away with the reflection that
Smith's was a temperament that would probably find a bright side even
to a thirty-days' visit to Blackwell's Island.

He walked thoughtfully back to the office. There was something lonely,
and yet wonderfully exhilarating, in the realization that he was now
alone and in sole charge of the campaign. It braced him. For the first
time in several weeks he felt positively light-hearted.




CHAPTER XXIV

THE CAMPAIGN QUICKENS


Mr. Jarvis was as good as his word. Early in the afternoon he made his
appearance at the office of _Peaceful Moments_, his forelock more
than usually well oiled in honor of the occasion, and his right
coat-pocket bulging in a manner that betrayed to the initiated eye the
presence of his trusty "canister." With him, in addition, he brought a
long, thin young man who wore under his brown tweed coat a blue-and-red
striped sweater. Whether he brought him as an ally in case of need or
merely as a kindred soul with whom he might commune during his vigil,
did not appear.

Pugsy, startled out of his wonted calm by the arrival of this
distinguished company, gazed after the pair, as they passed into the
inner office, with protruding eyes.

John greeted the allies warmly, and explained Smith's absence. Mr.
Jarvis listened to the story with interest, and introduced his
colleague.

"T'ought I'd let him chase along. Long Otto's his monaker."

"Sure!" said John. "The more the merrier. Take a seat. You'll find
cigars over there. You won't mind my not talking for the moment?
There's a wad of work to clear up."

This was an overstatement. He was comparatively free of work, press day
having only just gone by; but he was keenly anxious to avoid
conversation on the subject of cats, of his ignorance of which Mr.
Jarvis's appearance had suddenly reminded him. He took up an old proof
sheet and began to glance through it, frowning thoughtfully.

Mr. Jarvis regarded the paraphernalia of literature on the table with
interest. So did Long Otto, who, however, being a man of silent habit,
made no comment. Throughout the seance and the events which followed it
he confined himself to an occasional grunt. He seemed to lack other
modes of expression.

"Is dis where youse writes up pieces fer de poiper?" enquired Mr.
Jarvis.

"This is the spot," said John. "On busy mornings you could hear our
brains buzzing in Madison Square Garden. Oh, one moment."

He rose and went into the outer office.

"Pugsy," he said, "do you know Broster Street?"

"Sure."

"Could you find out for me exactly when the man comes round collecting
the rents?"

"Surest t'ing you know. I knows a kid what knows anodder kid what lives
dere."

"Then go and do it now. And, after you've found out, you can take the
rest of the day off."

"Me fer dat," said Master Maloney with enthusiasm. "I'll take me goil
to de Bronx Zoo."

"Your girl? I didn't know you'd got a girl, Pugsy. I always imagined
you as one of those strong, stern, blood-and-iron men who despised
girls. Who is she?"

"Aw, she's a kid," said Pugsy. "Her pa runs a delicatessen shop down
our street. She ain't a bad mutt," added the ardent swain. "I'm her
steady."

"Well, mind you send me a card for the wedding. And if two dollars
would be a help--"

"Sure t'ing. T'anks, boss. You're all right."

It had occurred to John that the less time Pugsy spent in the outer
office during the next few days, the better. The lull in the warfare
could not last much longer, and at any moment a visit from Spider
Reilly and his adherents might be expected. Their probable first move
in such an event would be to knock Master Maloney on the head to
prevent his giving warning of their approach.

Events proved that he had not been mistaken. He had not been back in
the inner office for more than a quarter of an hour when there came
from without the sound of stealthy movements. The handle of the door
began--to revolve slowly and quietly. The next moment three figures
tumbled into the room.

It was evident that they had not expected to find the door unlocked,
and the absence of resistance when they applied their weight had
surprising effects. Two of the three did not pause in their career till
they cannoned against the table. The third checked himself by holding
the handle.

John got up coolly.

"Come right in," he said. "What can we do for you?" It had been too
dark on the other occasion of his meeting with the Three Pointers to
take note of their faces, though he fancied that he had seen the man
holding the door-handle before. The others were strangers. They were
all exceedingly unprepossessing in appearance.

There was a pause. The three marauders had become aware of the presence
of Mr. Jarvis and his colleague, and the meeting was causing them
embarrassment, which may have been due in part to the fact that both
had produced and were toying meditatively with ugly-looking pistols.

Mr. Jarvis spoke.

"Well," he said, "what's doin'?"

The man to whom the question was directly addressed appeared to have
some difficulty in finding a reply. He shuffled his feet, and looked at
the floor. His two companions seemed equally at a loss.

"Goin' to start anything?" enquired Mr. Jarvis, casually.

The humor of the situation suddenly tickled John. The embarrassment of
the uninvited guests was ludicrous.

"You've just dropped in for a quiet chat, is that it?" he said. "Well,
we're all delighted to see you. The cigars are on the table. Draw up
your chairs."

Mr. Jarvis opposed the motion. He drew slow circles in the air with his
revolver.

"Say! Youse had best beat it. See?"

Long Otto grunted sympathy with the advice.

"And youse had best go back to Spider Reilly," continued Mr. Jarvis,
"and tell him there ain't nothin' doing in the way of rough-house wit'
dis gent here. And you can tell de Spider," went on Bat with growing
ferocity, "dat next time he gits fresh and starts in to shootin' up my
dance-joint, I'll bite de head off'n him. See? Dat goes. If he t'inks
his little two-by-four crowd can git way wit' de Groome Street, he's
got anodder guess comin'. An' don't fergit dis gent here and me is
friends, and anyone dat starts anyt'ing wit' dis gent is going to find
trouble. Does dat go? Beat it."

He jerked his shoulder in the direction of the door.

The delegation then withdrew.

"Thanks," said John. "I'm much obliged to you both. You're certainly
there with the goods as fighting editors. I don't know what I should
have done without you."

"Aw, Chee!" said Mr. Jarvis, handsomely dismissing the matter. Long
Otto kicked the leg of a table, and grunted.

Pugsy Maloney's report on the following morning was entirely
satisfactory. Rents were collected in Broster Street on Thursdays.
Nothing could have been more convenient, for that very day happened to
be Thursday.

"I rubbered around," said Pugsy, "an' done de sleut' act, an' it's this
way. Dere's a feller blows in every T'ursday 'bout six o'clock, an' den
it's up to de folks to dig down inter deir jeans for de stuff, or out
dey goes before supper. I got dat from my kid frien' what knows a kid
what lives dere. An' say, he has it pretty fierce, dat kid. De kid what
lives dere. He's a wop kid, an Italian, an' he's in bad 'cos his pa
comes over from Italy to woik on de subway."

"I don't see why that puts him in bad," said John wonderingly. "You
don't construct your stories well, Pugsy. You start at the end, then go
back to any part which happens to appeal to you at the moment, and
eventually wind up at the beginning. Why is this kid in bad because his
father has come to work on the subway?"

"Why, sure, because his pa got fired an' swatted de foreman one on de
coco, an' dey gives him t'oity days. So de kid's all alone, an' no one
to pay de rent."

"I see," said John. "Well, come along with me and introduce me, and
I'll look after that."

At half-past five John closed the office for the day, and, armed with a
big stick and conducted by Master Maloney, made his way to Broster
Street. To reach it, it was necessary to pass through a section of the
enemy's country, but the perilous passage was safely negotiated. The
expedition reached its unsavory goal intact.

The wop kid inhabited a small room at the very top of a building
half-way down the street. He was out when John and Pugsy arrived.

It was not an abode of luxury, the tenement; they had to feel their way
up the stairs in almost pitch darkness. Most of the doors were shut,
but one on the second floor was ajar. Through the opening John had a
glimpse of a number of women sitting on up-turned boxes. The floor was
covered with little heaps of linen. All the women were sewing.
Stumbling in the darkness, John almost fell against the door. None of
the women looked up at the noise. In Broster Street time was evidently
money.

On the top floor Pugsy halted before the open door of an empty room.
The architect in this case had apparently given rein to a passion for
originality, for he had constructed the apartment without a window of
any sort whatsoever. The entire stock of air used by the occupants came
through a small opening over the door.

It was a warm day, and John recoiled hastily.

"Is this the kid's room?" he said. "I guess the corridor's good enough
for me to wait in. What the owner of this place wants," he went on
reflectively, "is scalping. Well, we'll do it in the paper if we can't
in any other way. Is this your kid?"

A small boy had appeared. He seemed surprised to see visitors. Pugsy
undertook to do the honors. Pugsy, as interpreter, was energetic, but
not wholly successful. He appeared to have a fixed idea that the
Italian language was one easily mastered by the simple method of saying
"da" instead of "the," and adding a final "a" to any word that seemed
to him to need one.

"Say, kid," he began, "has da rent-a-man come yet-a?"

The black eyes of the wop kid clouded. He gesticulated, and said
something in his native language.

"He hasn't got next," reported Master Maloney. "He can't git on to me
curves. Dese wop kids is all bone-heads. Say, kid, look-a here." He
walked to the door, rapped on it smartly, and, assuming a look of
extreme ferocity, stretched out his hand and thundered: "Unbelt-a!
Slip-a me da stuff!"

The wop kid's puzzlement in the face of this address became pathetic.

"This," said John, deeply interested, "is getting exciting. Don't give
in, Pugsy. I guess the trouble is that your too perfect Italian accent
is making the kid homesick."

Master Maloney made a gesture of disgust.

"I'm t'roo. Dese Dagoes makes me tired. Dey don't know enough to go
upstairs to take de elevated. Beat it, you mutt," he observed with
moody displeasure, accompanying the words with a gesture which conveyed
its own meaning. The wop kid, plainly glad to get away, slipped down
the stairs like a shadow.

Pugsy shrugged his shoulders.

"Boss," he said resignedly, "it's up to youse."

John reflected.

"It's all right," he said. "Of course, if the collector had been here,
the kid wouldn't be. All I've got to do is to wait."

He peered over the banisters into the darkness below.

"Not that it's not enough," he said; "for of all the poisonous places I
ever met this is the worst. I wish whoever built it had thought to put
in a few windows. His idea of ventilation was apparently to leave a
hole about the size of a lima bean and let the thing go at that."

"I guess there's a door on to de roof somewhere," suggested Pugsy. "At
de joint where I lives dere is."

His surmise proved correct. At the end of the passage a ladder, nailed
against the wall, ended in a large square opening, through which was
visible, if not "that narrow strip of blue which prisoners call the
sky," at any rate a tall brick chimney and a clothesline covered with
garments that waved lazily in the breeze.

John stood beneath it, looking up.

"Well," he said, "this isn't much, but it's better than nothing. I
suppose the architect of this place was one of those fellows who don't
begin to appreciate air till it's thick enough to scoop chunks out with
a spoon. It's an acquired taste, I guess, like Limburger cheese. And
now, Pugsy, old scout, you had better beat it. There may be a
rough-house here any minute now."

Pugsy looked up, indignant.

"Beat it?"

"While your shoe-leather's good," said John firmly. "This is no place
for a minister's son. Take it from me."

"I want to stop and pipe de fun," objected Master Maloney.

"What fun?"

"I guess you ain't here to play ball," surmised Pugsy shrewdly, eying
the big stick.

"Never mind why I'm here," said John. "Beat it. I'll tell you all about
it to-morrow."

Master Maloney prepared reluctantly to depart. As he did so there was a
sound of well-shod feet on the stairs, and a man in a snuff-colored
suit, wearing a brown Homburg hat and carrying a small notebook in one
hand, walked briskly up the stairs. His whole appearance proclaimed him
to be the long-expected collector of rents.




CHAPTER XXV

CORNERED


He did not see John for a moment, and had reached the door of the room
when he became aware of a presence. He turned in surprise. He was a
smallish, pale-faced man with protruding eyes and teeth which gave him
a certain resemblance to a rabbit.

"Hello!" he said.

"Welcome to our city," said John, stepping unostentatiously between him
and the stairs.

Master Maloney, who had taken advantage of the interruption to edge
back into the center of things, now appeared to consider the question
of his departure permanently shelved. He sidled to a corner of the
landing, and sat down on an empty soap box with the air of a dramatic
critic at the opening night of a new play. The scene looked good to
him. It promised interesting developments. He was an earnest student of
the drama, as exhibited in the theaters of the East Side, and few had
ever applauded the hero of "Escaped from Sing Sing," or hissed the
villain of "Nellie, the Beautiful Cloak-model" with more fervor. He
liked his drama to have plenty of action, and to his practised eye this
one promised well. There was a set expression on John's face which
suggested great things.

His pleasure was abruptly quenched. John, placing a firm hand on his
collar, led him to the top of the stairs and pushed him down.

"Beat it," he said.

The rent-collector watched these things with a puzzled eye. He now
turned to John.

"Say, seen anything of the wops that live here?" he enquired. "My
name's Gooch. I've come to take the rent."

John nodded.

"I don't think there's much chance of your seeing them to-night," he
said. "The father, I hear, is in prison. You won't get any rent out of
him."

"Then it's outside for theirs," said Mr. Gooch definitely.

"What about the kid?" said John. "Where's he to go?"

"That's up to him. Nothing to do with me. I'm only acting under orders
from up top."

"Whose orders?" enquired John.

"The gent who owns this joint."

"Who is he?"

Suspicion crept into the protruding eyes of the rent-collector.

"Say!" he demanded. "Who are you anyway, and what do you think you're
doing here? That's what I'd like to know. What do you want with the
name of the owner of this place? What business is it of yours?"

"I'm a newspaper man."

"I guessed you were," said Mr. Gooch with triumph. "You can't bluff me.
Well, it's no good, sonny. I've nothing for you. You'd better chase off
and try something else."

He became more friendly.

"Say, though," he said, "I just guessed you were from some paper. I wish
I could give you a story, but I can't. I guess it's this _Peaceful
Moments_ business that's been and put your editor on to this joint,
ain't it? Say, though, that's a queer thing, that paper. Why, only a few
weeks ago it used to be a sort of take-home-and-read-to-the-kids affair.
A friend of mine used to buy it regular. And then suddenly it comes out
with a regular whoop, and starts knocking these tenements and boosting
Kid Brady, and all that. It gets past me. All I know is that it's begun
to get this place talked about. Why, you see for yourself how it is.
Here is your editor sending you down to get a story about it. But, say,
those _Peaceful Moments_ guys are taking big risks. I tell you
straight they are, and I know. I happen to be wise to a thing or two
about what's going on on the other side, and I tell you there's going
to be something doing if they don't cut it out quick. Mr. Qem, the
fellow who owns this place isn't the man to sit still and smile. He's
going to get busy. Say, what paper do you come from?"

"_Peaceful Moments_," said John.

For a moment the inwardness of the information did not seem to come
home to Mr. Gooch. Then it hit him. He spun round. John was standing
squarely between him and the stairs.

"Hey, what's all this?" demanded Mr. Gooch nervously. The light was dim
in the passage, but it was sufficiently light to enable him to see
John's face, and it did not reassure him.

"I'll soon tell you," said John. "First, however, let's get this
business of the kid's rent settled. Take it out of this and give me the
receipt."

He pulled out a bill.

"Curse his rent," said Mr. Gooch. "Let me pass."

"Soon," said John. "Business before pleasure. How much does the kid
have to pay for the privilege of suffocating in this infernal place? As
much as that? Well, give me a receipt, and then we can get on to more
important things."

"Let me pass."

"Receipt," said John laconically.

Mr. Gooch looked at the big stick, then scribbled a few words in his
notebook and tore out the page. John thanked him.

"I will see that it reaches him," he said. "And now will you kindly
tell me the name of the man for whom you collected that money?"

"Let me pass," bellowed Mr. Gooch. "I'll bring an action against you
for assault and battery. Playing a fool game like this! Get away from
those stairs."

"There has been no assault and battery--yet," said John. "Well, are you
going to tell me?"

Mr. Gooch shuffled restlessly. John leaned against the banisters.

"As you said a moment ago," he observed, "the staff of _Peaceful
Moments_ is taking big risks. I knew it before you told me. I have
had practical demonstration of the fact. And that is why this Broster
Street thing has got to be finished quick. We can't afford to wait. So
I am going to have you tell me this man's name right now."

"Help!" yelled Mr. Gooch.

The noise died away, echoing against the walls. No answering cry came
from below. Custom had staled the piquancy of such cries in Broster
Street. If anybody heard it, nobody thought the matter worth
investigation.

"If you do that again," said John, "I'll break you in half. Now then! I
can't wait much longer. Get busy!"

He looked huge and sinister to Mr. Gooch, standing there in the
uncertain light; it was very lonely on that top floor and the rest of
the world seemed infinitely far away. Mr. Gooch wavered. He was loyal
to his employer, but he was still more loyal to Mr. Gooch.

"Well?" said John.

There was a clatter on the stairs of one running swiftly, and Pugsy
Maloney burst into view. For the first time since John had known him,
Pugsy was openly excited.

"Say, boss," he cried, "dey's coming!"

"What? Who?"

"Why, dem. I seen dem T'ree Pointers--Spider Reilly an'--"

He broke off with a yelp of surprise. Mr. Gooch had seized his
opportunity, and had made his dash for safety. With a rush he dived
past John, nearly upsetting Pugsy, who stood in his path, and sprang
down the stairs. Once he tripped, but recovered himself, and in another
instant only the faint sound of his hurrying footsteps reached them.

John had made a movement as if to follow, but the full meaning of
Pugsy's words came upon him and he stopped.

"Spider Reilly?" he said.

"I guess it was Spider Reilly," said Pugsy, excitedly. "Dey called him
Spider. I guess dey piped youse comin' in here. Gee! it's pretty
fierce, boss, dis! What youse goin' to do?"

"Where did you see them, Pugsy?"

"On the street just outside. Dere was a bunch of dem spielin' togedder,
and I hears dem say you was in here. Dere ain't no ways out but de
front, so dey ain't hurryin'. Dey just reckon to pike along upstairs,
peekin' inter each room till dey find you. An' dere's a bunch of dem
goin' to wait on de street in case youse beat it past down de stairs
while de odder guys is rubberin' for youse. Gee, ain't dis de limit!"

John stood thinking. His mind was working rapidly. Suddenly he smiled.

"It's all right, Pugsy," he said. "It looks bad, but I see a way out.
I'm going up that ladder there and through the trapdoor on to the roof.
I shall be all right there. If they find me, they can only get at me one
at a time. And, while I'm there, here's what I want you to do."

"Shall I go for de cops, boss?"

"No, not the cops. Do you know where Dude Dawson lives?"

The light of intelligence began to shine in Master Maloney's face. His
eye glistened with approval. This was strategy of the right sort.

"I can ask around," he said. "I'll soon find him all right."

"Do, and as quick as you can. And when you've found him tell him that
his old chum, Spider Reilly, is here, with the rest of his crowd. And
now I'd better be getting up on to my perch. Off you go, Pugsy, my son,
and don't take a week about it. Good-by."

Pugsy vanished, and John, going to the ladder, climbed out on to the
roof with his big stick. He looked about him. The examination was
satisfactory. The trapdoor appeared to be the only means of access to
the roof, and between this roof and that of the next building there was
a broad gulf. The position was practically impregnable. Only one thing
could undo him, and that was, if the enemy should mount to the next
roof and shoot from there. And even then he would have cover in the
shape of the chimney. It was a pity that the trap opened downward, for
he had no means of securing it and was obliged to allow it to hang
open. But, except for that, his position could hardly have been
stronger.

As yet there was no sound of the enemy's approach. Evidently, as Pugsy
had said, they were conducting the search, room by room, in a thorough
and leisurely way. He listened with his ear close to the open trapdoor,
but could hear nothing.

A startled exclamation directly behind him brought him to his feet in a
flash, every muscle tense. He whirled his stick above his head as he
turned, ready to strike, then let it fall with a clatter. For there, a
bare yard away, stood Betty.




CHAPTER XXVI

JOURNEY'S END


The capacity of the human brain for surprise, like that of the human
body for pain, is limited. For a single instant a sense of utter
unreality struck John like a physical blow. The world flickered before
his eyes and the air seemed full of strange noises. Then, quite
suddenly, these things passed, and he found himself looking at her with
a total absence of astonishment, mildly amused in some remote corner of
his brain at his own calm. It was absurd, he told himself, that he
should be feeling as if he had known of her presence there all the
time. Yet it was so. If this were a dream, he could not be taking the
miracle more as a matter of course. Joy at the sight of her he felt,
keen and almost painful, but no surprise. The shock had stunned his
sense of wonder.

She was wearing a calico apron over her dress, an apron that had
evidently been designed for a large woman. Swathed in its folds, she
suggested a child playing at being grown up. Her sleeves were rolled
back to the elbow, and her slim arms dripped with water. Strands of
brown hair were blowing loose in the evening breeze. To John she had
never seemed so bewitchingly pretty. He stared at her till the pallor
of her face gave way to a warm red glow.

As they stood there, speechless, there came from the other side of the
chimney, softly at first, then swelling, the sound of a child's voice,
raised in a tentative wail. Betty started violently. The next moment
she was gone, and from the unseen parts beyond the chimney came the
noise of splashing water.

And at the same instant, through the trap, came a trampling of feet and
the sound of whispering. The enemy had reached the top floor.

John was conscious of a remarkable exhilaration. He felt insanely
light-hearted. He laughed aloud at the thought that until then he had
completely forgotten the very existence of these earnest seekers after
his downfall. He threw back his head and shouted. There was something
so ridiculous in their assumption that they mattered to a man who had
found Betty again.

He thrust his head down through the trap, to see what was going on. The
dark passage was full of indistinct forms, gathered together in puzzled
groups. The mystery of the vanished object of their pursuit was being
discussed in hoarse whispers.

Suddenly there was an excited shout, then a rush of feet. John drew
back his head, and waited, gripping his stick.

Voices called to each other in the passage below.

"De roof!"

"On top de roof!"

"He's beaten it for de roof!"

Feet shuffled on the stone floor. The voices ceased abruptly. And then,
like a jack-in-the-box, there popped through the trap a head and
shoulders.

The new arrival was a young man with a shock of red hair, a broken
nose, and a mouth from which force or the passage of time had removed
three front teeth. He held on to the edge of the trap, and stared up at
John.

John beamed down at him, and shifted his grip on the stick.

"Who's here?" he cried. "Historic picture. 'Old Dr. Cook discovers the
North Pole.'"

The red-headed young man blinked. The strong light of the open air was
trying to his eyes.

"Youse had best come down," he observed coldly. "We've got youse."

"And," continued John, unmoved, "is instantly handed a gum-drop by his
faithful Eskimo."

As he spoke, he brought the stick down on the knuckles which disfigured
the edges of the trap. The intruder uttered a howl and dropped out of
sight. In the passage below there were whisperings and mutterings,
growing gradually louder till something resembling coherent
conversation came to John's ears, as he knelt by the trap making
meditative billiard shots with the stick at a small pebble.

"Aw g'wan! Don't be a quitter."

"Who's a quitter?"

"Youse a quitter. Get on top de roof. He can't hoit youse."

"De guy's gotten a big stick."

John nodded appreciatively.

"I and Theodore," he murmured.

A somewhat baffled silence on the part of the attacking force was
followed by further conversation.

"Gee! Some guy's got to go up."

Murmur of assent from the audience.

A voice, in inspired tones: "Let Sam do it."

The suggestion made a hit. There was no doubt about that. It was a
success from the start. Quite a little chorus of voices expressed
sincere approval of the very happy solution to what had seemed an
insoluble problem. John, listening from above, failed to detect in the
choir of glad voices one that might belong to Sam himself. Probably
gratification had rendered the chosen one dumb.

"Yes, let Sam do it," cried the unseen chorus. The first speaker,
unnecessarily, perhaps--for the motion had been carried almost
unanimously--but possibly with the idea of convincing the one member of
the party in whose bosom doubts might conceivably be harbored, went on
to adduce reasons.

"Sam bein' a coon," he argued, "ain't goin' to git hoit by no stick.
Youse can't hoit a coon by soakin' him on de coco, can you, Sam?"

John waited with some interest for the reply, but it did not come.
Possibly Sam did not wish to generalize on insufficient experience.

"We can but try," said John softly, turning the stick round in his
fingers.

A report like a cannon sounded in the passage below. It was merely a
revolver shot, but in the confined space it was deafening. The bullet
sang up into the sky.

"Never hit me," said John cheerfully.

The noise was succeeded by a shuffling of feet. John grasped his stick
more firmly. This was evidently the real attack. The revolver shot had
been a mere demonstration of artillery to cover the infantry's advance.

Sure enough, the next moment a woolly head popped through the opening,
and a pair of rolling eyes gleamed up at him.

"Why, Sam!" he said cordially, "this is great. Now for our interesting
experiment. My idea is that you _can_ hurt a coon's head with a
stick if you hit it hard enough. Keep quite still. Now. What, are you
coming up? Sam, I hate to do it, but--"

A yell rang out. John's theory had been tested and proved correct.

By this time the affair had begun to attract spectators. The noise of
the revolver had proved a fine advertisement. The roof of the house
next door began to fill up. Only a few of the occupants could get a
clear view of the proceedings, for the chimney intervened. There was
considerable speculation as to what was passing in the Three Points
camp. John was the popular favorite. The early comers had seen his
interview with Sam, and were relating it with gusto to their friends.
Their attitude toward John was that of a group of men watching a dog at
a rat hole. They looked to him to provide entertainment for them, but
they realized that the first move must be with the attackers. They were
fair-minded men, and they did not expect John to make any aggressive
move.

Their indignation, when the proceedings began to grow slow, was
directed entirely at the dilatory Three Pointers. They hooted the Three
Pointers. They urged them to go home and tuck themselves up in bed. The
spectators were mostly Irishmen, and it offended them to see what
should have been a spirited fight so grossly bungled.

"G'wan away home, ye quitters!" roared one.

A second member of the audience alluded to them as "stiffs."

It was evident that the besieging army was beginning to grow a little
unpopular. More action was needed if they were to retain the esteem of
Broster Street.

Suddenly there came another and a longer explosion from below, and more
bullets wasted themselves on air. John sighed.

"You make me tired," he said.

The Irish neighbors expressed the same sentiment in different and more
forcible words. There was no doubt about it--as warriors, the Three
Pointers were failing to give satisfaction.

A voice from the passage called to John.

"Say!"

"Well?" said John.

"Are youse comin' down off out of dat roof?"

"Would you mind repeating that remark?"

"Are youse goin' to quit off out of dat roof?"

"Go away and learn some grammar," said John severely.

"Hey!"

"Well?"

"Are youse--?"

"No, my son," said John, "since you ask it, I am not. I like being up
here. How is Sam?"

There was silence below. The time began to pass slowly. The Irishmen on
the other roof, now definitely abandoning hope of further
entertainment, proceeded with hoots of derision to climb down one by
one into the recesses of their own house.

And then from the street far below there came a fusillade of shots and
a babel of shouts and counter-shouts. The roof of the house next door
filled again with a magical swiftness, and the low wall facing the
street became black with the backs of those craning over. There
appeared to be great doings in the street.

John smiled comfortably.

In the army of the corridor confusion had arisen. A scout, clattering
upstairs, had brought the news of the Table Hillites' advent, and there
was doubt as to the proper course to pursue. Certain voices urged going
down to help the main body. Others pointed out that this would mean
abandoning the siege of the roof. The scout who had brought the news
was eloquent in favor of the first course.

"Gee!" he cried, "don't I keep tellin' youse dat de Table Hills is
here? Sure, dere's a whole bunch of dem, and unless youse come on down
dey'll bite de hull head off of us lot. Leave dat stiff on de roof. Let
Sam wait here wit' his canister, and den he can't get down, 'cos Sam'll
pump him full of lead while he's beatin' it t'roo de trapdoor. Sure!"

John nodded reflectively.

"There is certainly something in that," he murmured. "I guess the grand
rescue scene in the third act has sprung a leak. This will want
thinking over."

In the street the disturbance had now become terrible. Both sides were
hard at it, and the Irishmen on the roof, rewarded at last for their
long vigil, were yelling encouragement promiscuously and whooping with
the unfettered ecstasy of men who are getting the treat of their lives
without having paid a penny for it.

The behavior of the New York policeman in affairs of this kind is based
on principles of the soundest practical wisdom. The unthinking man
would rush in and attempt to crush the combat in its earliest and
fiercest stages. The New York policeman, knowing the importance of his
safety, and the insignificance of the gangsman's, permits the opposing
forces to hammer each other into a certain distaste for battle, and
then, when both sides have begun to have enough of it, rushes in
himself and clubs everything in sight. It is an admirable process in
its results, but it is sure rather than swift.

Proceedings in the affair below had not yet reached the
police-interference stage. The noise, what with the shots and yells
from the street and the ear-piercing approval of the roof audience, was
just working up to a climax.

John rose. He was tired of kneeling by the trap, and there was no
likelihood of Sam making another attempt to climb through. He got up
and stretched himself.

And then he saw that Betty was standing beside him, holding with each
hand a small and--by Broster Street standards--uncannily clean child.
The children were scared and whimpering, and she stooped to soothe
them. Then she turned to John, her eyes wide with anxiety.

"Are you hurt?" she cried. "What has been happening? Are you hurt?"

John's heart leaped at the anxious break in her voice.

"It's all right," he said soothingly. "It's absolutely all right.
Everything's over."

As if to give him the lie, the noise in the street swelled to a
crescendo of yells and shots.

"What's that?" cried Betty, starting.

"I fancy," said John, "the police must be taking a hand. It's all
right. There's a little trouble down below there between two of the
gangs. It won't last long now."

"Who were those men?"

"My friends in the passage?" he said lightly. "Those were some of the
Three Points gang. We were holding the concluding exercise of a rather
lively campaign that's been--"

Betty leaned weakly against the chimney. There was silence now in the
street. Only the distant rumble of an elevated train broke the
stillness. She drew her hands from the children's grasp, and covered
her face. As she lowered them again, John saw that the blood had left
her cheeks. She was white and shaking. He moved forward impulsively.

"Betty!"

She tottered, reaching blindly for the chimney for support, and without
further words he gathered her into his arms as if she had been the
child she looked, and held her there, clutching her to him fiercely,
kissing the brown hair that brushed against his face, and soothing her
with vague murmurings.

Her breath came in broken gasps. She laughed hysterically.

"I thought they were killing you--killing you--and I couldn't leave my
babies--they were so frightened, poor little mites--I thought they were
killing you."

"Betty!"

Her arms about his neck tightened their grip convulsively, forcing his
head down until his face rested against hers. And so they stood,
rigid, while the two children stared with round eyes and whimpered
unheeded.

Her grip relaxed. Her hands dropped slowly to her side. She leaned back
against the circle of his arms, and looked up at him--a strange look,
full of a sweet humility.

"I thought I was strong," she said quietly. "I'm weak--but I don't
care."

He looked at her with glowing eyes, not understanding, but content that
the journey was ended, that she was there, in his arms, speaking to
him.

"I always loved you, dear," she went on. "You knew that, didn't you?
But I thought I was strong enough to give you up for--for a
principle--but I was wrong. I can't do without you--I knew it just now
when I saw--" She stopped, and shuddered. "I can't do without you," she
repented.

She felt the muscles of his arms quiver, and pressed more closely
against them. They were strong arms, protecting arms, restful to lean
against at the journey's end.




CHAPTER XXVII

A LEMON


That bulwark of _Peaceful Moments_, Pugsy Maloney, was rather the
man of action than the man of tact. Otherwise, when, a moment later, he
thrust his head up through the trap, he would have withdrawn
delicately, and not split the silence with a raucous "Hey!" which acted
on John and Betty like an electric shock.

John glowered at him. Betty was pink, but composed. Pugsy climbed
leisurely on to the roof, and surveyed the group.

"Why, hello!" he said, as he saw Betty more closely.

"Well, Pugsy," said Betty. "How are you?"

John turned in surprise.

"Do you know Pugsy?"

Betty looked at him, puzzled.

"Why, of course I do."

"Sure," said Pugsy. "Miss Brown was stenographer on de poiper till she
beat it."

"Miss Brown!"

There was utter bewilderment in John's face.

"I changed my name when I went to _Peaceful Moments_."

"Then are you--did you--?"

"Yes, I wrote those articles. That's how I happen to be here now. I
come down every day and help look after the babies. Poor little souls,
there seems to be nobody else here who has time to do it. It's
dreadful. Some of them--you wouldn't believe--I don't think they could
ever have had a real bath in their lives."

"Baths is foolishness," commented Master Maloney austerely, eying the
scoured infants with a touch of disfavor.

John was reminded of a second mystery that needed solution.

"How on earth did you get up here, Pugsy?" he asked. "How did you get
past Sam?"

"Sam? I didn't see no Sam. Who's Sam?"

"One of those fellows. A coon. They left him on guard with a gun, so
that I shouldn't get down."

"Ah, I met a coon beating it down de stairs. I guess dat was him. I
guess he got cold feet."

"Then there's nothing to stop us from getting down."

"Nope. Dat's right. Dere ain't a T'ree Pointer wit'in a mile. De cops
have been loadin' dem into de patrol-wagon by de dozen."

John turned to Betty.

"We'll go and have dinner somewhere. You haven't begun to explain
things yet."

Betty shook her head with a smile.

"I haven't got time to go out to dinners," she said. "I'm a
working-girl. I'm cashier at Fontelli's Italian Restaurant. I shall be
on duty in another half-hour."

John was aghast.

"You!"

"It's a very good situation," said Betty demurely. "Six dollars a week
and what I steal. I haven't stolen anything yet, and I think Mr. Jarvis
is a little disappointed in me. But of course I haven't settled down
properly."

"Jarvis? Bat Jarvis?"

"Yes. He has been very good to me. He got me this place, and has looked
after me all the time."

"I'll buy him a thousand cats," said John fervently. "But, Betty, you
mustn't go there any more. You must quit. You--"

"If _Peaceful Moments_ would reengage me?" said Betty.

She spoke lightly, but her face was serious.

"Dear," she said quickly, "I can't be away from you now, while there's
danger. I couldn't bear it. Will you let me come?"

He hesitated.

"You will. You must." Her manner changed again. "That's settled, then.
Pugsy, I'm coming back to the paper. Are you glad?"

"Sure t'ing," said Pugsy. "You're to de good."

"And now," she went on, "I must give these babies back to their
mothers, and then I'll come with you."

She lowered herself through the trap, and John handed the children down
to her. Pugsy looked on, smoking a thoughtful cigarette.

John drew a deep breath. Pugsy, removing the cigarette from his mouth,
delivered himself of a stately word of praise.

"She's a boid," he said.

"Pugsy," said John, feeling in his pocket, and producing a roll of
bills, "a dollar a word is our rate for contributions like that."

       *       *       *       *       *

John pushed back his chair slightly, stretched out his legs, and
lighted a cigarette, watching Betty fondly through the smoke. The
resources of the Knickerbocker Hotel had proved equal to supplying the
staff of _Peaceful Moments_ with an excellent dinner, and John had
stoutly declined to give or listen to any explanations until the coffee
arrived.

"Thousands of promising careers," he said, "have been ruined by the
fatal practise of talking seriously at dinner. But now we might begin."

Betty looked at him across the table with shining eyes. It was good to
be together again.

"My explanations won't take long," she said. "I ran away from you. And,
when you found me, I ran away again."

"But I didn't find you," objected John. "That was my trouble."

"But my aunt told you I was at _Peaceful Moments_!"

"On the contrary, I didn't even know you had an aunt."

"Well, she's not exactly that. She's my stepfather's aunt--Mrs. Oakley.
I was certain you had gone straight to her, and that she had told you
where I was."

"The Mrs. Oakley? The--er--philanthropist?"

"Don't laugh at her," said Betty quickly. "She was so good to me!"

"She passes," said John decidedly.

"And now," said Betty, "it's your turn."

John lighted another cigarette.

"My story," he said, "is rather longer. When they threw me out of
Mervo--"

"What!"

"I'm afraid you don't keep abreast of European history," he said.
"Haven't you heard of the great revolution in Mervo and the overthrow
of the dynasty? Bloodless, but invigorating. The populace rose against
me as one man--except good old General Poineau. He was for me, and
Crump was neutral, but apart from them my subjects were unanimous.
There's a republic again in Mervo now."

"But why? What had you done?"

"Well, I abolished the gaming-tables. But, more probably," he went on
quickly, "they saw what a perfect dub I was in every--"

She interrupted him.

"Do you mean to say that, just because of me--?"

"Well," he said awkwardly, "as a matter of fact what you said did make
me think over my position, and, of course, directly I thought over
it--oh, well, anyway, I closed down gambling in Mervo, and then--"

"John!"

He was aware of a small hand creeping round the table under cover of
the cloth. He pressed it swiftly, and, looking round, caught the eye of
a hovering waiter, who swooped like a respectful hawk.

"Did you want anything, sir?"

"I've got it, thanks," said John.

The waiter moved away.

"Well, directly they had fired me, I came over here. I don't know what
I expected to do. I suppose I thought I might find you by chance. I
pretty soon saw how hopeless it was, and it struck me that, if I didn't
get some work to do mighty quick, I shouldn't be much good to anyone
except the alienists."

"Dear!"

The waiter stared, but John's eyes stopped him in mid-swoop.

"Then I found Smith--"

"Where is Mr. Smith?"

"In prison," said John with a chuckle.

"In prison!"

"He resisted and assaulted the police. I'll tell you about it later.
Well, Smith told me of the alterations in _Peaceful Moments_, and
I saw that it was just the thing for me. And it has occupied my mind
quite some. To think of you being the writer of those Broster Street
articles! You certainly have started something, Betty! Goodness knows
where it will end. I hoped to have brought off a coup this afternoon,
but the arrival of Sam and his friends just spoiled it."

"This afternoon? Yes, why were you there? What were you doing?"

"I was interviewing the collector of rents and trying to dig his
employer's name out of him. It was Smith's idea. Smith's theory was
that the owner of the tenements must have some special private reason
for lying low, and that he would employ some special fellow, whom he
could trust, as a rent-collector. And I'm pretty certain he was right.
I cornered the collector, a little, rabbit-faced man named Gooch, and I
believe he was on the point of--What's the matter?"

Betty's forehead was wrinkled. Her eyes wore a far-away expression.

"I'm trying to remember something. I seem to know the name, Gooch. And
I seem to associate it with a little, rabbit-faced man. And--quick,
tell me some more about him. He's just hovering about on the edge of my
memory. Quick! Push him in!"

John threw his mind back to the interview in the dark passage, trying
to reconstruct it.

"He's small," he said slowly. "His eyes protrude--so do his
teeth--He--he--yes, I remember now--he has a curious red mark--"

"On his right cheek," said Betty triumphantly.

"By Jove!" cried John. "You've got him?"

"I remember him perfectly. He was--" She stopped with a little gasp.

"Yes?"

"John, he was one of my stepfather's secretaries," she said.

They looked at each other in silence.

"It can't be," said John at length.

"It can. It is. He must be. He has scores of interests everywhere. He
prides himself on it. It's the most natural thing."

John shook his head doubtfully.

"But why all the fuss? Your stepfather isn't the man to mind public
opinion--"

"But don't you see? It's as Mr. Smith said. The private reason. It's as
clear as daylight. Naturally he would do anything rather than be found
out. Don't you see? Because of Mrs. Oakley."

"Because of Mrs. Oakley?"

"You don't know her as I do. She is a curious mixture. She's
double-natured. You called her the philanthropist just now. Well, she
would be one, if--if she could bear to part with money. Yes, I know it
sounds ridiculous. But it's so. She is mean about money, but she
honestly hates to hear of anybody treating poor people badly. If my
stepfather were really the owner of those tenements, and she should
find it out, she would have nothing more to do with him. It's true. I
know her."

The smile passed away from John's face.

"By George!" he said. "It certainly begins to hang together."

"I know I'm right."

"I think you are."

He sat meditating for a moment.

"Well?" he said at last.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, what are we to do? Do we go on with this?"

"Go on with it? I don't understand."

"I mean--well, it has become rather a family matter, you see. Do you
feel as--warlike against Mr. Scobell as you did against an unknown
lessee?"

Betty's eyes sparkled.

"I don't think I should feel any different if--if it was you," she
said. "I've been spending days and days in those houses, John dear, and
I've seen such utter squalor and misery, where there needn't be any at
all if only the owner would do his duty, and--and--"

She stopped. Her eyes were misty.

"Thumbs down, in fact," said John, nodding. "I'm with you."

As he spoke, two men came down the broad staircase into the grill-room.
Betty's back was towards them, but John saw them, and stared.

"What are you looking at?" asked Betty.

"Will you count ten before looking round?"

"What is it?"

"Your stepfather has just come in."

"What!"

"He's sitting at the other side of the room, directly behind you. Count
ten!"

But Betty had twisted round in her chair.

"Where? Where?"

"Just where you're looking. Don't let him see you."

"I don't-- Oh!"

"Got him?"

He leaned back in his chair.

"The plot thickens, eh?" he said. "What is Mr. Scobell doing in New
York, I wonder, if he has not come to keep an eye on his interests?"

Betty had whipped round again. Her face was white with excitement.

"It's true," she whispered. "I was right. Do you see who that is with
him? The man?"

"Do you know him? He's a stranger to me."

"It's Mr. Parker," said Betty.

John drew in his breath sharply.

"Are you sure?"

"Positive."

John laughed quietly. He thought for a moment, then beckoned to the
hovering waiter.

"What are you going to do?" asked Betty.

"Bring me a small lemon," said John.

"Lemon squash, sir?"

"Not a lemon squash. A plain lemon. The fruit of that name. The common
or garden citron, which is sharp to the taste and not pleasant to have
handed to one. Also a piece of note paper, a little tissue paper, and
an envelope.

"What are you going to do?" asked Betty again.

John beamed.

"Did you ever read the Sherlock Holmes story entitled 'The Five Orange
Pips'? Well, when a man in that story received a mysterious envelope
containing five orange pips, it was a sign that he was due to get his.
It was all over, as far as he was concerned, except 'phoning for the
undertaker. I propose to treat Mr. Scobell better than that. He shall
have a whole lemon."

The waiter returned. John wrapped up the lemon carefully, wrote on the
note paper the words, "To B. Scobell, Esq., Property Owner, Broster
Street, from Prince John of _Peaceful Moments_, this gift," and
enclosed it in the envelope.

"Do you see that gentleman at the table by the pillar?" he said. "Give
him these. Just say a gentleman sent them."

The waiter smiled doubtfully. John added a two-dollar bill to the
collection in his hand.

"You needn't give him that," he said.

The waiter smiled again, but this time not doubtfully.

"And now," said John as the messenger ambled off, "perhaps it would be
just as well if we retired."




CHAPTER XXVIII

THE FINAL ATTEMPT


Proof that his shot had not missed its mark was supplied to John
immediately upon his arrival at the office on the following morning,
when he was met by Pugsy Maloney with the information that a gentleman
had called to see him.

"With or without a black-jack?" enquired John. "Did he give any name?"

"Sure. Parker's his name. He blew in oncst before when Mr. Smith was
here. I loosed him into de odder room."

John walked through. The man he had seen with Mr. Scobell at the
Knickerbocker was standing at the window.

"Mr. Parker?"

The other turned, as the door opened, and looked at him keenly.

"Are you Mr. Maude?"

"I am," said John.

"I guess you don't need to be told what I've come about?"

"No."

"See here," said Mr. Parker. "I don't know how you've found things out,
but you've done it, and we're through. We quit."

"I'm glad of that," said John. "Would you mind informing Spider Reilly
of that fact? It will make life pleasanter for all of us."

"Mr. Scobell sent me along here to ask you to come and talk over this
thing with him. He's at the Knickerbocker. I've a cab waiting outside.
Can you come along?"

"I'd rather he came here."

"And I bet he'd rather come here than be where he is. That little
surprise packet of yours last night put him down and out. Gave him a
stroke of some sort. He's in bed now, with half-a-dozen doctors working
on him."

John thought for a moment.

"Oh," he said slowly, "if it's that--very well."

He could not help feeling a touch of remorse. He had no reason to be
fond of Mr. Scobell, but he was sorry that this should have happened.

They went out on the street. A taximeter cab was standing by the
sidewalk. They got in. Neither spoke. John was thoughtful and
preoccupied. Mr. Parker, too, appeared to be absorbed in his own
thoughts. He sat with folded arms and lowered head.

The cab buzzed up Fifth Avenue. Suddenly something, half-seen through
the window, brought John to himself with a jerk. It was the great white
mass of the Plaza Hotel. The next moment he saw that they were abreast
of the park, and for the first time an icy wave of suspicion swept over
him.

"Here, what's this?" he cried. "Where are you taking me?"

Mr. Parker's right hand came swiftly out of ambush, and something
gleamed in the sun.

"Don't move," said Mr. Parker. The hard nozzle of a pistol pressed
against John's chest. "Keep that hand still."

John dropped his hand. Mr. Parker leaned back, with the pistol resting
easily on his knee. The cab began to move more quickly.

John's mind was in a whirl. His chief emotion was not fear, but disgust
that he should have allowed himself to be trapped, with such absurd
ease. He blushed for himself. Mr. Parker's face was expressionless, but
who could say what tumults of silent laughter were not going on inside
him? John bit his lip.

"Well?" he said at last.

Mr. Parker did not reply.

"Well?" said John again. "What's the next move?"

It flashed across his mind that, unless driven to it by an attack, his
captor would do nothing for the moment without running grave risks
himself. To shoot now would be to attract attention. The cab would be
overtaken at once by bicycle police, and stopped. There would be no
escape. No, nothing could happen till they reached open country. At
least he would have time to think this matter over in all its bearings.

Mr. Parker ignored the question. He was sitting in the same attitude of
watchfulness, the revolver resting on his knee. He seemed mistrustful
of John's right hand, which was hanging limply at his side. It was from
this quarter that he appeared to expect attack. The cab was bowling
easily up the broad street, past rows and rows of high houses each
looking exactly the same as the last. Occasionally, to the right,
through a break in the line of buildings, a glimpse of the river could
be seen.

A faint hope occurred to John that, by talking, he might put the other
off his guard for just that instant which was all he asked. He exerted
himself to find material for conversation.

"Tell me," he said, "what you said about Mr. Scobell, was that true?
About his being ill in bed?"

Mr. Parker did not answer, but a wintry smile flittered across his
face.

"It was not?" said John. "Well, I'm glad of that. I don't wish Mr.
Scobell any harm."

Mr. Parker looked at him doubtfully.

"Say, why are you in this game at all?" he said. "What made you butt
in?"

"One must do something," said John. "It's interesting work."

"If you'll quit--"

John shook his head.

"I own it's a tempting proposition, things being as they are, but I
won't give up yet. You never know what may happen."

"Well, you can make a mighty near guess this trip."

"You can't do a thing yet, that's sure," said John confidently. "If you
shot me now, the cab would be stopped, and you would be lynched by the
populace. I seem to see them tearing you limb from limb. 'She loves
me!' Off comes an arm. 'She loves me not!' A leg joins the little heap
on the ground. That is what would happen, Mr. Parker."

The other shrugged his shoulders, and relapsed into silence once more.

"What are you going to do with me, Mr. Parker?" asked John.

Mr. Parker did not reply.

       *       *       *       *       *

The cab moved swiftly on. Now they had reached the open country. An
occasional wooden shack was passed, but that was all. At any moment,
John felt, the climax of the drama might be reached, and he got ready.
His muscles stiffened for a spring. There was little chance of its
being effective, but at least it would be good to put up some kind of a
fight. And he had a faint hope that the suddenness of his movement
might upset the other's aim. He was bound to be hit somewhere. That was
certain. But quickness might save him to some extent. He braced his leg
against the back of the cab. And, as he did so, its smooth speed
changed to a series of jarring jumps, each more emphatic than the last.
It slowed down, then came to a halt. There was a thud, as the chauffeur
jumped down. John heard him fumbling in the tool box. Presently the
body of the machine was raised slightly as he got to work with the
jack. John's muscles relaxed. He leaned back. Surely something could be
made of this new development. But the hand that held the revolver never
wavered. He paused, irresolute. And at the moment somebody spoke in the
road outside.

"Had a breakdown?" enquired the voice.

John recognized it. It was the voice of Kid Brady.

       *       *       *       *       *

The Kid, as he had stated that he intended to do, had begun his
training for his match with Eddie Wood at White Plains. It was his
practise to open a course of training with a little gentle road-work,
and it was while jogging along the highway a couple of miles from his
training camp, in company with the two thick-necked gentlemen who acted
as his sparring partners, that he had come upon the broken-down
taxicab.

If this had happened after his training had begun in real earnest, he
would have averted his eyes from the spectacle, however alluring, and
continued on his way without a pause. But now, as he had not yet
settled down to genuine hard work, he felt justified in turning aside
and looking into the matter. The fact that the chauffeur, who seemed to
be a taciturn man, lacking the conversational graces, manifestly
objected to an audience, deterred him not at all. One cannot have
everything in this world, and the Kid and his attendant thick-necks
were content to watch the process of mending the tire, without
demanding the additional joy of sparkling small talk from the man in
charge of the operations.

"Guy's had a breakdown, sure," said the first of the thick-necks.

"Surest thing you know," agreed his colleague.

"Seems to me the tire's punctured," said the Kid.

All three concentrated their gaze on the machine.

"Kid's right," said thick-neck number one. "Guy's been an' bust a
tire."

"Surest thing you know," said thick-neck number two.

They observed the perspiring chauffeur in silence for a while.

"Wonder how he did that, now?" speculated the Kid.

"Ran over a nail, I guess," said thick-neck number one.

"Surest thing you know," said the other, who, while perhaps somewhat
deficient in the matter of original thought, was a most useful fellow
to have by one--a sort of Boswell.

"Did you run over a nail?" the Kid enquired of the chauffeur.

The chauffeur worked on, unheeding.

"This is his busy day," said the first thick-neck, with satire. "Guy's
too full of work to talk to us."

"Deaf, shouldn't wonder," surmised the Kid. "Say, wonder what's he
doing with a taxi so far out of the city."

"Some guy tells him to drive him out here, I guess. Say, it'll cost him
something, too. He'll have to strip off a few from his roll to pay for
this."

John glanced at Mr. Parker, quivering with excitement. It was his last
chance. Would the Kid think to look inside the cab, or would he move
on? Could he risk a shout?

Mr. Parker leaned forward, and thrust the muzzle of the pistol against
his body. The possibilities of the situation had evidently not been
lost upon him.

"Keep quiet," he whispered.

Outside, the conversation had begun again, and the Kid had made his
decision.

"Pretty rich guy inside," he said, following up his companion's train
of thought. "I'm going to rubber through the window."

John met Mr. Parker's eye, and smiled.

There came the sound of the Kid's feet grating on the road, as he
turned, and, as he heard it, Mr. Parker for the first time lost his
head. With a vague idea of screening John, he half-rose. The pistol
wavered. It was the chance John had prayed for. His left hand shot out,
grasped the other's wrist, and gave it a sharp wrench. The pistol went
off with a deafening report, the bullet passing through the back of the
cab, then fell to the floor, as the fingers lost their hold. And the
next moment John's right fist, darting upward, crashed home.

The effect was instantaneous. John had risen from his seat as he
delivered the blow, and it got the full benefit of his weight. Mr.
Parker literally crumpled up. His head jerked, then fell limply forward.
John pushed him on to the seat as he slid toward the floor.

The interested face of the Kid appeared at the window. Behind him could
be seen portions of the faces of the two thick-necks.

"Hello, Kid," said John. "I heard your voice. I hoped you might look in
for a chat."

The Kid stared, amazed.

"What's doin'?" he queried.

"A good deal. I'll explain later. First, will you kindly knock that
chauffeur down and sit on his head?"

"De guy's beat it," volunteered the first thick-neck.

"Surest thing you know," said the other.

"What's been doin'?" asked the Kid. "What are you going to do with this
guy?"

John inspected the prostrate Mr. Parker, who had begun to stir
slightly.

"I guess we'll leave him here," he said. "I've had all of his company
that I need for to-day. Show me the nearest station, Kid. I must be
getting back to New York. I'll tell you all about it as we go. A walk
will do me good. Riding in a taxi is pleasant, but, believe me, you can
have too much of it."




CHAPTER XXIX

A REPRESENTATIVE GATHERING


When John returned to the office, he found that his absence had been
causing Betty an anxious hour's waiting. She had been informed by Pugsy
that he had gone out in the company of Mr. Parker, and she felt uneasy.
She turned white at his story of the ride, but he minimized the
dangers.

"I don't think he ever meant to shoot. I think he was going to shut me
up somewhere out there, and keep me till I promised to be good."

"Do you think my stepfather told him to do it?"

"I doubt it. I fancy Parker is a man who acts a good deal on his own
inspirations. But we'll ask him, when he calls to-day."

"Is he going to call?"

"I have an idea he will," said John. "I sent him a note just now,
asking if he could manage a visit."

It was unfortunate, in the light of subsequent events, that Mr. Jarvis
should have seen fit to bring with him to the office that afternoon two
of his collection of cats, and that Long Otto, who, as before,
accompanied him, should have been fired by his example to the extent of
introducing a large yellow dog. For before the afternoon was ended,
space in the office was destined to be at premium.

Mr. Jarvis, when he had recovered from the surprise of seeing Betty and
learning that she had returned to her old situation, explained:

"T'ought I'd bring de kits along," he said. "Dey starts fuss'n' wit'
each odder yesterday, so I brings dem along."

John inspected the menagerie without resentment.

"Sure!" he said. "They add a kind of peaceful touch to the scene."

The atmosphere was, indeed, one of peace. The dog, after an inquisitive
journey round the room, lay down and went to sleep. The cats settled
themselves comfortably, one on each of Mr. Jarvis' knees. Long Otto,
surveying the ceiling with his customary glassy stare, smoked a long
cigar. And Bat, scratching one of the cats under the ear, began to
entertain John with some reminiscences of fits and kittens.

But the peace did not last. Ten minutes had barely elapsed when the
dog, sitting up with a start, uttered a whine. The door burst open and
a little man dashed in. He was brown in the face, and had evidently
been living recently in the open air. Behind him was a crowd of
uncertain numbers. They were all strangers to John.

"Yes?" he said.

The little man glared speechlessly at the occupants of the room. The
two Bowery boys rose awkwardly. The cats fell to the floor.

The rest of the party had entered. Betty recognized the Reverend Edwin
T. Philpotts and Mr. B. Henderson Asher.

"My name is Renshaw," said the little man, having found speech.

"What can I do for you?" asked John.

The question appeared to astound the other.

"What can you--! Of all--!"

"Mr. Renshaw is the editor of _Peaceful Moments_," she said. "Mr.
Smith was only acting for him."

Mr. Renshaw caught the name.

"Yes. Mr. Smith. I want to see Mr. Smith. Where is he?"

"In prison," said John.

"In prison!"

John nodded.

"A good many things have happened since you left for your vacation.
Smith assaulted a policeman, and is now on Blackwell's Island."

Mr. Renshaw gasped. Mr. B. Henderson Asher stared, and stumbled over
the cat.

"And who are you?" asked the editor.

"My name is Maude. I--"

He broke off, to turn his attention to Mr. Jarvis and Mr. Asher,
between whom unpleasantness seemed to have arisen. Mr. Jarvis, holding
a cat in his arms, was scowling at Mr. Asher, who had backed away and
appeared apprehensive.

"What is the trouble?" asked John.

"Dis guy here wit' two left feet," said Bat querulously, "treads on de
kit."

Mr. Renshaw, eying Bat and the silent Otto with disgust, intervened.

"Who are these persons?" he enquired.

"Poison yourself," rejoined Bat, justly incensed. "Who's de little
squirt, Mr. Maude?"

John waved his hands.

"Gentlemen, gentlemen," he said, "why descend to mere personalities? I
ought to have introduced you. This is Mr. Renshaw, our editor. These,
Mr. Renshaw, are Bat Jarvis and Long Otto, our acting fighting editors,
vice Kid Brady, absent on unavoidable business."

The name stung Mr. Renshaw to indignation, as Smith's had done.

"Brady!" he shrilled. "I insist that you give me a full explanation. I
go away by my doctor's orders for a vacation, leaving Mr. Smith to
conduct the paper on certain clearly defined lines. By mere chance,
while on my vacation, I saw a copy of the paper. It had been ruined."

"Ruined?" said John. "On the contrary. The circulation has been going
up every week."

"Who is this person, Brady? With Mr. Philpotts I have been going
carefully over the numbers which have been issued since my departure--"

"An intellectual treat," murmured John.

"--and in each there is a picture of this young man in a costume which
I will not particularize--"

"There is hardly enough of it to particularize."

"--together with a page of disgusting autobiographical matter."

John held up his hand.

"I protest," he said. "We court criticism, but this is mere abuse. I
appeal to these gentlemen to say whether this, for instance, is not
bright and interesting."

He picked up the current number of _Peaceful Moments_, and turned
to the Kid's page.

"This," he said, "describes a certain ten-round unpleasantness with one
Mexican Joe. 'Joe comes up for the second round and he gives me a nasty
look, but I thinks of my mother and swats him one in the lower ribs. He
gives me another nasty look. "All right, Kid," he says; "now I'll knock
you up into the gallery." And with that he cuts loose with a right
swing, but I falls into the clinch, and then--'"

"Pah!" exclaimed Mr. Renshaw.

"Go on, boss," urged Mr. Jarvis approvingly. "It's to de good, dat
stuff."

"There!" said John triumphantly. "You heard? Mr. Jarvis, one of the
most firmly established critics east of Fifth Avenue stamps Kid Brady's
reminiscences with the hall-mark of his approval."

"I falls fer de Kid every time," assented Mr. Jarvis.

"Sure! You know a good thing when you see one. Why," he went on warmly,
"there is stuff in these reminiscences which would stir the blood of a
jellyfish. Let me quote you another passage, to show that they are not
only enthralling, but helpful as well. Let me see, where is it? Ah, I
have it. 'A bully good way of putting a guy out of business is this.
You don't want to use it in the ring, because rightly speaking it's a
foul, but you will find it mighty useful if any thick-neck comes up to
you in the street and tries to start anything. It's this way. While
he's setting himself for a punch, just place the tips of the fingers of
your left hand on the right side of the chest. Then bring down the heel
of your left hand. There isn't a guy living that could stand up against
that. The fingers give you a leverage to beat the band. The guy doubles
up, and you upper-cut him with your right, and out he goes.' Now, I bet
you never knew that before, Mr. Philpotts. Try it on your
parishioners."

_"Peaceful Moments_," said Mr. Renshaw irately, "is no medium for
exploiting low prize-fighters."

"Low prize-fighters! No, no! The Kid is as decent a little chap as
you'd meet anywhere. And right up in the championship class, too! He's
matched against Eddie Wood at this very moment. And Mr. Waterman will
support me in my statement that a victory over Eddie Wood means that he
gets a cast-iron claim to meet Jimmy Garvin for the championship."

"It is abominable," burst forth Mr. Renshaw. "It is disgraceful. The
paper is ruined."

"You keep saying that. It really isn't so. The returns are excellent.
Prosperity beams on us like a sun. The proprietor is more than
satisfied."

"Indeed!" said Mr. Renshaw sardonically.

"Sure," said John.

Mr. Renshaw laughed an acid laugh.

"You may not know it," he said, "but Mr. Scobell is in New York at this
very moment. We arrived together yesterday on the _Mauretania_. I
was spending my vacation in England when I happened to see the copy of
the paper. I instantly communicated with Mr. Scobell, who was at Mervo,
an island in the Mediterranean--"

"I seem to know the name--"

"--and received in reply a long cable desiring me to return to New York
immediately. I sailed on the _Mauretania_, and found that he was
one of the passengers. He was extremely agitated, let me tell you. So
that your impudent assertion that the proprietor is pleased--"

John raised his eyebrows.

"I don't quite understand," he said. "From what you say, one would
almost imagine that you thought Mr. Scobell was the proprietor of this
paper."

Mr. Renshaw stared. Everyone stared, except Mr. Jarvis, who, since the
readings from the Kid's reminiscences had ceased, had lost interest in
the proceedings, and was now entertaining the cats with a ball of paper
tied to a string.

"Thought that Mr. Scobell--?" repeated Mr. Renshaw. "Who is, if he is
not?"

"I am," said John.

There was a moment's absolute silence.

"You!" cried Mr. Renshaw.

"You!" exclaimed Mr. Waterman, Mr. Asher, and the Reverend Edwin T.
Philpotts.

"Sure thing," said John.

Mr. Renshaw groped for a chair, and sat down.

"Am I going mad?" he demanded feebly. "Do I understand you to say that
you own this paper?"

"I do."

"Since when?"

"Roughly speaking, about three days."

Among his audience (still excepting Mr. Jarvis, who was tickling one of
the cats and whistling a plaintive melody) there was a tendency toward
awkward silence. To start assailing a seeming nonentity and then to
discover he is the proprietor of the paper to which you wish to
contribute is like kicking an apparently empty hat and finding your
rich uncle inside it. Mr. Renshaw in particular was disturbed.
Editorships of the kind to which he aspired are not easy to get. If he
were to be removed from _Peaceful Moments_ he would find it hard
to place himself anywhere else. Editors, like manuscripts, are rejected
from want of space.

"I had a little money to invest," continued John. "And it seemed to me
that I couldn't do better than put it into _Peaceful Moments_. If
it did nothing else, it would give me a free hand in pursuing a policy
in which I was interested. Smith told me that Mr. Scobell's
representatives had instructions to accept any offer, so I made an
offer, and they jumped at it."

Pugsy Maloney entered, bearing a card.

"Ask him to wait just one moment," said John, reading it.

He turned to Mr. Renshaw.

"Mr. Renshaw," he said, "if you took hold of the paper again, helped by
these other gentlemen, do you think you could gather in our old
subscribers and generally make the thing a live proposition on the old
lines? Because, if so, I should be glad if you would start in with the
next number. I am through with the present policy. At least, I hope to
be in a few minutes. Do you think you can undertake that?"

Mr. Renshaw, with a sigh of relief, intimated that he could.

"Good," said John. "And now I'm afraid I must ask you to go. A rather
private and delicate interview is in the offing. Bat, I'm very much
obliged to you and Otto for your help. I don't know what we should have
done without it."

"Aw, Chee!" said Mr. Jarvis.

"Then good-by for the present."

"Good-by, boss. Good-by, loidy."

Long Otto pulled his forelock, and, accompanied by the cats and the
dog, they left the room.

When Mr. Renshaw and the others had followed them, John rang the bell
for Pugsy.

"Ask Mr. Scobell to step in," he said.

The man of many enterprises entered. His appearance had deteriorated
since John had last met him. He had the air of one who has been caught
in the machinery. His face was even sallower than of yore, and there
was no gleam in his dull green eyes.

He started at the sight of Betty, but he was evidently too absorbed in
the business in hand to be surprised at seeing her. He sank into a
chair, and stared gloomily at John.

"Well?" he said.

"Well?" said John.

"This," observed Mr. Scobell simply, "is hell." He drew a cigar stump
mechanically from his vest pocket and lighted it.

"What are you going to do about it?" he asked.

"What are you?" said John. "It's up to you."

Mr. Scobell gazed heavily into vacancy.

"Ever since I started in to monkey with that darned Mervo," he said
sadly, "there ain't a thing gone right. I haven't been able to turn
around without bumping into myself. Everything I touch turns to mud. I
guess I can still breathe, but I'm not betting on that lasting long. Of
all the darned hoodoos that island was the worst. Say, I gotta close
down that Casino. What do you know about that! Sure thing. The old lady
won't stand for it. I had a letter from her." He turned to Betty. "You
got her all worked up, Betty. I'm not blaming you. It's just my jinx.
She took it into her head I'd been treating you mean, and she kicked at
the Casino. I gotta close it down or nix on the heir thing. That was
enough for me. I'm going to turn it into a hotel."

He relighted his cigar.

"And now, just as I got her smoothed down, along comes this darned
tenement business. Say, Prince, for the love of Mike cut it out. If
those houses are as bad as you say they are, and the old lady finds out
that I own them, it'll be Katie bar the door for me. She wouldn't stand
for it for a moment. I guess I didn't treat you good, Prince, but let's
forget it. Ease up on this rough stuff. I'll do anything you want."

Betty spoke.

"We only want you to make the houses fit to live in," she said. "I
don't believe you know what they're like."

"Why, no. I left Parker in charge. It was up to him to do what was
wanted. Say, Prince, I want to talk to you about that guy, Parker. I
understand he's been rather rough with you and your crowd. That wasn't
my doing. I didn't know anything about it till he told me. It's the
darned Wild West strain in him coming out. He used to do those sort of
things out there, and he's forgotten his manners. I pay him well, and I
guess he thinks that's the way it's up to him to earn it. You mustn't
mind Parker."

"Oh, well! So long as he means well--!" said John. "I've no grudge
against Parker. I've settled with him."

"Well, then, what about this Broster Street thing? You want me to fix
some improvements, is that it?"

"That's it."

"Why, say, I'll do that. Sure. And then you'll quit handing out the
newspaper stories? That goes. I'll start right in."

He rose.

"That's taken a heap off my mind," he said.

"There's just one other thing," said John. "Have you by any chance such
a thing as a stepfather's blessing on you?"

"Eh?"

John took Betty's hand.

"We've come round to your views, Mr. Scobell," he said. "That scheme of
yours for our future looks good to us."

Mr. Scobell bit through his cigar in his emotion.

"Now, why the Heck," he moaned, "couldn't you have had the sense to do
that before, and save all this trouble?"




CHAPTER XXX

CONCLUSION


Smith drew thoughtfully at his cigar, and shifted himself more
comfortably into his chair. It was long since he had visited the West,
and he had found all the old magic in the still, scented darkness of
the prairie night. He gave a little sigh of content. When John, a year
before, had announced his intention of buying this ranch, and, as it
seemed to Smith, burying himself alive a thousand miles from anywhere,
he had disapproved. He had pointed out that John was not doing what
Fate expected of him. A miracle, in the shape of a six-figure wedding
present from Mrs. Oakley, who had never been known before, in the
memory of man, to give away a millionth of that sum, had happened to
him. Fate, argued Smith, plainly intended him to stay in New York and
spend his money in a civilized way.

John had had only one reply, but it was clinching.

"Betty likes the idea," he said, and Smith ceased to argue.

Now, as he sat smoking on the porch on the first night of his inaugural
visit to the ranch, a conviction was creeping over him that John had
chosen wisely.

A door opened behind him. Betty came out on to the porch, and dropped
into a chair close to where John's cigar glowed redly in the darkness.
They sat there without speaking. The stirring of unseen cattle in the
corral made a soothing accompaniment to thought.

"It is very pleasant for an old jail bird like myself," said Smith at
last, "to sit here at my ease. I wish all our absent friends could be
with us to-night. Or perhaps not quite all. Let us say, Comrade Parker
here, Comrades Brady and Maloney over there by you, and our old friend
Renshaw sharing the floor with B. Henderson Asher, Bat Jarvis, and the
cats. By the way, I was round at Broster Street before I left New York.
There is certainly an improvement. Millionaires now stop there instead
of going on to the Plaza. Are you asleep, John?"

"No."

"Excellent. I also saw Comrade Brady before I left. He has definitely
got on his match with Jimmy Garvin."

"Good. He'll win."

"The papers seem to think so. _Peaceful Moments_, however, I am
sorry to say, is silent on the subject. It was not like this in the
good old days. How is the paper going now, John? Are the receipts
satisfactory?"

"Pretty fair. Renshaw is rather a marvel in his way. He seems to have
roped in nearly all the old subscribers. They eat out of his hand."

Smith stretched himself.

"These," he said, "are the moments in life to which we look back with
that wistful pleasure. This peaceful scene, John, will remain with me
when I have forgotten that such a man as Spider Reilly ever existed.
These are the real Peaceful Moments."

He closed his eyes. The cigar dropped from his fingers. There was a
long silence.

"Mr. Smith," said Betty.

There was no answer.

"He's asleep," said John. "He had a long journey to-day."

Betty drew her chair closer. From somewhere out in the darkness, from
the direction of the men's quarters, came the soft tinkle of a guitar
and a voice droning a Mexican love-song.

Her hand stole out and found his. They began to talk in whispers.




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