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To Louis F. Gottschalk, Whose sweet and dainty melodies
breathe the true spirit of fairyland, this book is affectionately
dedicated
The very marked success of my last year's fairy book, "The
Patchwork Girl of Oz," convinces me that my readers like the Oz
stories "best of all," as one little girl wrote me. So here, my
dears, is a new Oz story in which is introduced Ann Soforth, the
Queen of Oogahoo, whom Tik-Tok assisted in conquering our old
acquaintance, the Nome Kin. It also tells of Betsy Bobin and how,
after many adventures, she finally reached the marvelous Land of
Oz.
In the letters I receive from children there has been an
urgent appeal for me to write a story that will take Trot and
Cap'n Bill to the Land of Oz, where they will meet Dorothy and
Ozma. Also they think Button-Bright ought to get acquainted with
Ojo the Lucky. As you know, I am obliged to talk these matters
over with Dorothy by means of the "wireless," for that is the
only way I can communicate with the Land of Oz. When I asked her
about this idea, she replied: "Why, haven't you heard?" I said
"No." "Well," came the message over the wireless, "I'll tell you
all about it, by and by, and then you can make a hook of that
story for the children to read."
L. Frank Baum.
Ann's Army
"Some one must sweep it," replied Ann's younger sister, Salye;
"else we shall soon he wading in dust. And you are the eldest,
and the head of the family."
This was quite true. Away up in the mountains, in a far corner
of the beautiful fairyland of Oz, lies a small valley which is
named Oogaboo, and in this valley lived a few people who were
usually happy and contented and never cared to wander over the
mountain pass into the more settled parts of the land. They knew
that all of Oz, including their own territory, was ruled by a
beautiful Princess named Ozma, who lived in the splendid Emerald
City; yet the simple folk of Oogaboo never visited Ozma. They had
a royal family of their own--not especially to rule over them,
but just as a matter of pride. Ozma permitted the various parts
of her country to have their Kings and Queens and Emperors and
the like, but all were ruled over by the lovely girl Queen of the
Emerald City.
Now, Ann had not forgotten when her birthday came, for that
meant a party and feasting and dancing, but she had quite
forgotten how many years the birthdays marked. In a land where
people live always, this is not considered a cause for regret, so
we may justly say that Queen Ann of Oogaboo was old enough to
make jelly--and let it go at that.
"I'm going away. This absurd Kingdom of Oogaboo tires me."
"Why?" asked Ann.
"Oh, yes! Queen over eighteen men, twenty-seven women and
forty-four children!" returned Ann bitterly.
Her jeering words, however, had given Queen Ann an idea. She
reflected that Oz was reported to be a peaceful country and Ozma
a mere girl who ruled with gentleness to all and was obeyed
because her people loved her. Even in Oogaboo the story was told
that Ozma's sole army consisted of twentyseven fine officers, who
wore beautiful uniforms but carried no weapons, because there was
no one to fight. Once there had been a private soldier, besides
the officers, but Ozma had made him a Captain-General and taken
away his gun for fear it might accidentally hurt some one.
It all depended on an Army, Ann decided. She carefully counted
in her mind all the men of her kingdom. Yes; there were exactly
eighteen of them, all told. That would not make a very big Army,
but by surprising Ozma's unarmed officers her men might easily
subdue them. "Gentle people are always afraid of those that
bluster," Ann told herself. "I don't wish to shed any blood, for
that would shock my nerves and I might faint; but if we threaten
and flash our weapons I am sure the people of Oz will fall upon
their knees before me and surrender."
"Whatever happens," she reflected, "can make me no more
unhappy than my staying shut up in this miserable valley and
sweeping floors and quarreling with Sister Salye; so I will
venture all, and win what I may."
The first man she came to was Jo Apple, so called because he
had an apple orchard.
"Don't ask me to do such a fool thing, for I must politely
refuse Your Majesty," said Jo Apple."
"In that case, I suppose I must obey," the man remarked, in a
sad voice. "But I pray you to consider that I am a very important
citizen, and for that reason am entitled to an office of high
rank."
"With gold epaulets and a sword?" he asked.
Then she went to the next man, whose name was Jo Bunn, as he
owned an orchard where graham-buns and wheat-buns, in great
variety, both hot and cold, grew on the trees.
"Impossible!" he exclaimed. "The bun crop has to be
picked."
"But I'm a man of great importance, Your Majesty," he
protested.
So he consented, although sorely against his will, and the
Queen walked on to the next cottage. Here lived Jo Cone, so
called because the trees in his orchard bore crops of excellent
ice-cream cones.
"Excuse me, please," said Jo Cone. "I am a bad fighter. My
good wife conquered me years ago, for she can fight better than
I. Take her, Your Majesty, instead of me, and I'll bless you for
the favor."
"And you will leave my wife here in Oogaboo?" he asked.
"I'll go," said Jo Cone, and Ann went on to the cottage of Jo
Clock, who had an orchard of clock-trees. This man at first
insisted that he would not join the army, but Queen Ann's promise
to make him a General finally won his consent.
"Four, so far," replied Ann.
"I intend to make every one of the eighteen men in Oogaboo
join it," she said.
Ann tried to follow his advice. The next four men she
visited--who were Jo Plum, Jo Egg, Jo Banjo and Jo Cheese, named
after the trees in their orchards--she made Colonels of her Army;
but the fifth one, Jo Nails, said Colonels and Generals were
getting to be altogether too common in the Army of Oogaboo and he
preferred to be a Major. So Jo Nails, Jo Cake, Jo Ham and Jo
Stockings were all four made Majors, while the next four--Jo
Sandwich, Jo Padlocks, Jo Sundae and Jo Buttons--were appointed
Captains of the Army.
One of these men, however, was Jo Candy, and he would not go
at all. No promises could tempt him, nor could threats move him.
He said he must remain at home to harvest his crop of
jackson-balls, lemon-drops, bonbons and chocolate-creams. Also he
had large fields of cracker-jack and buttered popcorn to be mowed
and threshed, and he was determined not to disappoint the
children of Oogaboo by going away to conquer the world and so let
the candy crop spoil.
Files freely gave his books to all who wanted them, but the
people of Oogaboo cared little for books and so he had to read
most of them himself, before they spoiled. For, as you probably
know, as soon as the books were read the words disappeared and
the leaves withered and faded--which is the worst fault of all
books which grow upon trees.
Ann did not like this idea at all.
"Ozma's army doesn't fight," returned Files; "but your army
must fight like fury in order to conquer the world. I have read
in my books that it is always the private soldiers who do the
fighting, for no officer is ever brave enough to face the foe.
Also, it stands to reason that your officers must have some one
to command and to issue their orders to; therefore I'll be the
one. I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero. Then,
when we return to Oogaboo, I'll take all the marbles away from
the children and melt them up and make a marble statue of myself
for all to look upon and admire."
Out of Oogaboo
The women were there, protesting that Queen Ann Soforth bad no
right to take their husbands and fathers from them; but Ann
commanded them to keep silent, and that was the hardest order to
obey they had ever received.
"Form ranks!" she cried in her shrill voice.
"I believe your Army can run better than it can fight," she
observed.
"For my part," said Files, "I prefer war and carnage to
anything. The only way to become a hero is to conquer, and the
story-books all say that the easiest way to conquer is to
fight."
At this the Generals straightened up and threw out their
chests. Then they swung their glittering swords in rapid circles
and cried to the Colonels:
Then the Colonels shouted to the Majors: "Forward March!" and
the Majors yelled to the Captains: "For-ward March!" and the
Captains screamed to the Private:
So Files shouldered his gun and began to march, and all the
officers followed after him. Queen Ann came last of all,
rejoicing in her noble army and wondering why she had not decided
long ago to conquer the world.
Magic Mystifies the Marchers
In her magnificent castle, which stands far north of the
Emerald City where Ozma holds her court, Glinda owns a wonderful
magic Record Book, in which is printed every event that takes
place anywhere, just as soon as it happens.
The Sorceress always reads her Record Book every day, and so
it was she knew that Ann Soforth, Queen of Oogaboo, had foolishly
assembled an army of sixteen officers and one private soldier,
with which she intended to invade and conquer the Land of Or.
As the Oogaboo people emerged into this country, the pass they
had traversed disappeared behind them and it was not likely they
would ever find their way back into the valley of Oogaboo. They
were greatly puzzled, indeed, by their surroundings and did not
know which way to go. None of them had ever visited Oz, so it
took them some time to discover they were not in Oz at all, but
in an unknown country.
"Have we conquered this place, Your Majesty?" anxiously
inquired Major Cake.
"And afterward we will plunder them of all their possessions,"
added General Apple.
"Don't worry," said the Queen. "We can fight, whether our foes
do or not; and perhaps we would find it more comfortable to have
the enemy surrender promptly."
Queen Ann's temper, never very agreeable, became sharp and
irritable as she and her army tramped over the rocky roads
without encountering either people or plunder. She scolded her
officers until they became surly, and a few of them were disloyal
enough to ask her to hold her tongue. Others began to reproach
her for leading them into difficulties and in the space of three
unhappy days every man was mourning for his orchard in the pretty
valley of Oogaboo.
It was on the third day of their pilgrimage that they
encountered their first adventure. Toward evening the sky was
suddenly darkened and Major Nails exclaimed:
"I do not think it is a fog," replied Files, looking with
interest at the approaching cloud. "It seems to me more like the
breath of a Rak."
"A terrible beast with a horrible appetite," answered the
soldier, growing a little paler than usual. "I have never seen a
Rak, to be sure, but I have read of them in the story-books that
grew in my orchard, and if this is indeed one of those fearful
monsters, we are not likely to conquer the world."
"What is the thing like?" asked one.
The officers now began to groan and to tremble, but Files
tried to cheer them, saying:
"Nevertheless," said Captain Buttons, "if the Rak catches us,
and chews us up into small pieces, and swallows us--what will
happen then?"
"I cannot see how that would help us," wailed Colonel Banjo.
"A hamburger steak is a hamburger steak, whether it is alive or
not!"
They all eyed the dark cloud fearfully. Before long it reached
the frightened group and began to envelop them. Every nose
sniffed the cloud --and every one detected in it the odor of salt
and pepper.
They were now in absolute darkness, for the cloud which
covered the sky and the setting sun was black as ink. Then
through the gloom appeared two round, glowing balls of red, and
Files at once decided these must be the monster's eyes.
There were several bullets in the gun, all gathered from an
excellent bullet-tree in Oogaboo, and they were big and hard.
They flew toward the monster and struck it, and with a wild,
weird cry the Rak came fluttering down and its huge body fell
plump upon the forms of the sixteen officers, who thereupon
screamed louder than before.
"I can't see," replied Files, "for the cloud formed by your
breath darkens my sight!"
"I don't intend to," replied Files. "Did the bullets hurt you
very badly?"
"Can't you manage to lift your body off from my commanding
officers?" inquired Files. "From their cries I'm afraid your
great weight is crushing them."
With this the Rak began to roll its immense body sidewise, so
as to crush the officers more easily; but in doing this it rolled
completely off from them and the entire sixteen scrambled to
their feet and made off as fast as they could run.
"Pardon me if I now bid you good-bye," he said to the Rak.
"The parting is caused by our desire to continue our journey. If
you die, do not blame me, for I was obliged to shoot you as a
matter of self-protection."
"Why not?" asked Files.
"I beg to differ with you," returned the soldier firmly. "I
have made an engagement with Queen Ann of Oogaboo to help her
conquer the world, and I cannot break my word for the sake of
being eaten by a Rak."
So Files felt around in the dark and grasped the hand of the
trembling Queen, whom he led away from the flapping, sighing Rak.
They stumbled over the stones for a way but presently began to
see dimly the path ahead of them, as they got farther and farther
away from the dreadful spot where the wounded monster lay. By and
by they reached a little hill and could see the last rays of the
sun flooding a pretty valley beyond, for now they had passed
beyond the cloudy breath of the Rak. Here were huddled the
sixteen officers, still frightened and panting from their run.
They had halted only because it was impossible for them to run
any farther.
"We are wiser than he, however," muttered General Clock, "for
by running away we are now able to assist Your Majesty in
conquering the world; whereas, had Files been eaten by the Rak,
he would have deserted your Army."
Each officer carried in his pocket a tiny white tent. This,
when placed upon the ground, quickly grew in size until it was
large enough to permit the owner to enter it and sleep within its
canvas walls. Files was obliged to carry a knapsack, in which was
not only his own tent but an elaborate pavilion for Queen Ann,
besides a bed and chair and a magic table. This table, when set
upon the ground in Ann's pavilion, became of large size, and in a
drawer of the table was contained the Queen's supply of extra
clothing, her manicure and toilet articles and other necessary
things. The royal bed was the only one in the camp, the officers
and private sleeping in hammocks attached to their tent
poles.
Betsy Braves the Billows
When Betsy came up, gasping for breath because the wet plunge
had surprised her, she reached out in the dark and grabbed a
bunch of hair. At first she thought it was the end of a rope, but
presently she heard a dismal "Hee-haw!" and knew she was holding
fast to the end of Hank's tail.
Betsy shuddered at the sight, but just then her eye caught a
mass of wreckage floating near her and she let go the mule's tail
and seized the rude raft, pulling herself up so that she rode
upon it in safety. Hank also saw the raft and swam to it, but he
was so clumsy he never would have been able to climb upon it had
not Betsy helped him to get aboard.
The storm was not over, by any means, when the ship went down.
Blinding bolts of lightning shot from cloud to cloud and the
clamor of deep thunderclaps echoed far over the sea. The waves
tossed the little raft here and there as a child tosses a rubber
ball and Betsy had a solemn feeling that for hundreds of watery
miles in every direction there was no living thing besides
herself and the small donkey.
"You'll protect me, Hank dear, won't you?" she cried
helplessly, and the mule said "Hee-haw!" again, in tones that
meant a promise.
All night they floated, and when the storm had worn itself out
and passed away with a few distant growls, and the waves had
grown smaller and easier to ride, Betsy stretched herself out on
the wet raft and fell asleep.
The light wakened Betsy Bobbin. She sat up, rubbed her eyes
and stared across the water.
"Hee-haw!" answered Hank in his plaintive voice.
The Roses Repulse the Refugees
"I'd like some breakfast, Hank," remarked the girl, feeling
more cheerful now that she was on dry land; "but we can't eat the
flowers, although they do smell mighty good."
Betsy followed and from the eminence looked around her. A
little way off stood a splendid big greenhouse, its thousands of
crystal panes glittering in the sunlight.
So they walked toward the great greenhouse and came to its
entrance without meeting with anyone at all. A door stood ajar,
so Hank went in first, thinking if there was any danger he could
back out and warn his companion. But Betsy was close at his heels
and the moment she entered was lost in amazement at the wonderful
sight she saw.
As Betsy and Hank entered, the heads of the Roses were
drooping and their eyelids were closed in slumber; but the mule
was so amazed that he uttered a loud "Hee-haw!" and at the sound
of his harsh voice the rose leaves fluttered, the Roses raised
their heads and a hundred startled eyes were instantly fixed upon
the intruders.
"O-o-o-h!" cried the Roses, in a sort of sighing chorus; and
one of them added: "What a horrid noise!"
At this all the Roses turned on their stems as far as they
were able and trembled as if some one were shaking their hushes.
A dainty Moss Rose gasped: "Dear me! How dreadfully
dreadful!"
The Roses now looked at the mule less fearfully and one of
them asked:
"Yes; Hank's my comrade, faithful and true, answered the girl,
twining her arms around the little mule's neck and hugging him
tight. "Aren't you, Hank?"
"Please go away!" begged one. "Can't you see you're
frightening us out of a week's growth?"
"Wrecked?" asked the Roses in a surprised chorus.
"This is the Rose Kingdom," replied the Moss Rose, haughtily,
"and it is devoted to the culture of the rarest and fairest Roses
grown."
"But only Roses are allowed here," continued a delicate Tea
Rose, bending her brows in a frown; "therefore you must go away
before the Royal Gardener finds you and casts you back into the
sea."
"To be sure.
"Of course not; he's a man--a wonderful man," was the
reply.
He was a funny little man, dressed in a rosecolored costume,
with ribbons at his knees and elbows, and a bunch of ribbons in
his hair. His eyes were small and twinkling, his nose sharp and
his face puckered and deeply lined.
Betsy laughed and pulled the watering pot off from Hank's
head. The little mule was angry at the treatment he had received
and backed toward the Gardener threateningly.
"You are breaking the Law!" he shouted, sticking out his head
to glare at the girl and the mule.
"The Law of the Rose Kingdom. No strangers are allowed in
these domains."
"The Law doesn't except shipwrecks," replied the Royal
Gardener, and he was about to say more when suddenly there was a
crash of glass and a man came tumbling through the roof of the
greenhouse and fell plump to the ground.
This sudden arrival was a queer looking man, dressed all in
garments so shaggy that Betsy at first thought he must he some
animal. But the stranger ended his fall in a sitting position and
then the girl saw it was really a man. He held an apple in his
hand, which he had evidently been eating when he fell, and so
little was he jarred or flustered by the accident that he
continued to munch this apple as he calmly looked around him.
"Me? Oh, I'm Shaggy Man," said he, taking another bite of the
apple. "Just dropped in for a short call. Excuse my seeming
haste."
"No. I climbed an apple tree, outside; branch gave way
and--here I am."
The Royal Gardener had been frightened nearly into fits by the
crash of glass and the fall of the shaggy stranger into the bower
of Roses, but now he peeped out from behind a bush and cried in
his squeaky voice:
Shaggy stared at him solemnly.
"Breaking the glass is breaking the Law," squeaked the
Gardener, angrily. "Also, to intrude in any part of the Rose
Kingdom is breaking the Law."
"Why, it's printed in a book," said the Gardener, coming
forward and taking a small book from his pocket. "Page thirteen.
Here it is: 'If any stranger enters the Rose Kingdom he shall at
once be condemned by the Ruler and put to death.' So you see,
strangers,' he continued triumphantly, "it's death for you all
and your time has come!"
But the mule's attack frightened the girl.
"Don't worry, my dear," replied Shaggy, patting the child's
head. "I'm not afraid of anything, so long as I have the Love
Magnet."
"It's a charming little enchantment that wins the heart of
everyone who looks upon it," was the reply. "The Love Magnet used
to hang over the gateway to the Emerald City, in the Land of Oz;
but when I started on this journey our beloved Ruler, Ozma of Oz,
allowed me to take it with me."
"Yes. Ever been there, my dear?"
"Very well indeed."
"Dorothy's an old chum of mine," declared Shaggy.
"On an errand," said Shaggy, looking sad and solemn. "I'm
trying to find my dear little brother."
"Been lost these ten years, replied Shaggy, taking out a
handkerchief and wiping a tear from his eye. "I didn't know it
until lately, when I saw it recorded in the magic Record Book of
the Sorceress Glinda, in the Land of Oz. So now I'm trying to
find him."
"Back in Colorado, where I used to live before I went to Oz.
Brother was a miner, and dug gold out of a mine. One day he went
into his mine and never came out. They searched for him, but he
was not there. Disappeared entirely," Shaggy ended miserably.
"There is only one explanation," replied Shaggy, taking
another apple from his pocket and eating it to relieve his
misery. "The Nome King probably got him."
"Why, he's sometimes called the Metal Monarch, and his name is
Ruggedo. Lives in some underground cavern. Claims to own all the
metals hidden in the earth. Don't ask my why."
"Cause I don't know. But this Ruggedo gets wild with anger if
anyone digs gold out of the earth, and my private opinion is that
he captured brother and carried him off to his underground
kingdom. No--don't ask me why. I see you're dying to ask me why.
But I don't know."
"Maybe not; but it's my duty to try," answered Shaggy. "I've
wandered so far without finding him, but that only proves he is
not where I've been looking. What I seek now is the hidden
passage to the underground cavern of the terrible Metal
Monarch."
"Nonsense!" answered Shaggy, carelessly. "You mustn't forget
the Love Magnet."
"When the fierce Metal Monarch sees the Love Magnet, he will
love me dearly and do anything I ask."
"It is," the man assured her. "Shall I show it to you?"
The moment Betsy saw it she began to like the Shaggy Man
better than before. Hank also saw the Magnet and crept up to
Shaggy to rub his head lovingly against the man's knee.
"You are all condemned to death! Your only chance to escape is
to leave here instantly."
"Oh, you lovely, lovely man! How fond I am of you! Every shag
and bobtail that decorates you is dear to me--all I have is
yours! But for goodness' sake get out of here before you die the
death."
"You must. It's the Law," exclaimed the Gardener, beginning to
weep real tears. "It breaks my heart to tell you this bad news,
but the Law says that all strangers must be condemned by the
Ruler to die the death."
"Of course not," added Shaggy. "We haven't even seen the Ruler
of the Rose Kingdom."
"How do you know?" asked Betsy.
"Wait a minute," pleaded Betsy. "I'd like to see those Royal
Gardens before I die."
"Oh, I can't do that," objected the Gardener. But Shaggy again
showed him the Love Magnet and after one glance at it the
Gardener could no longer resist.
It was all surrounded by a tall hedge and within the enclosure
grew several enormous rosebushes having thick green leaves of the
texture of velvet. Upon these bushes grew the members of the
Royal Family of the Rose Kingdom--men, women and children in all
stages of maturity. They all seemed to have a light green hue, as
if unripe or not fully developed, their flesh and clothing being
alike green. They stood perfectly lifeless upon their branches,
which swayed softly in the breeze, and their wide open eyes
stared straight ahead, unseeing and unintelligent.
"Why, she's ripe!" cried Betsy, pushing aside some of the
broad leaves to observe her more clearly.
"No, indeed!" came a chorus of soft voices, and looking around
Betsy discovered that all the Roses had followed them from the
greenhouse and were now grouped before the entrance.
"A King! We want a King!" repeated the chorus of Roses.
"Of course, for she grows on a Royal Bush. This Princess is
named Ozga, as she is a distant cousin of Ozma of Oz; and, were
she but a man, we would joyfully hail her as our Ruler."
"All right," said he. "If she's royal, she has the right to
rule this Kingdom, and if we pick her she will surely protect us
and prevent our being hurt, or driven away."
But at the sound of these words the Gardener and the Roses
turned and discovered that the Princess had been picked, and was
now alive. Over every face flashed an expression of resentment
and anger, and one of the Roses cried aloud.
"Picked a Princess for you, that's all," replied Betsy,
cheerfully.
The newly-picked Princess looked from one to another of her
rebellious subjects in astonishment. A grieved look came over her
exquisite features.
"You were picked by mortals, without our consent," replied the
Moss Rose, coldly; "so we refuse to allow you to rule us."
"Just a second, please!" called Shaggy, taking the Love Magnet
from his pocket. "I guess this will win their love, Princess.
Here--take it in your hand and let the roses see it."
"Why, what's the matter?" demanded Shaggy in surprise. "The
Magnet never failed to work before!"
"That's it," agreed the Gardener. "They're pretty, and sweet,
and alive; but still they are Roses. Their stems have thorns, but
no hearts."
"What shall I do?" she asked sorrowfully.
"Very well," said the Gardener meekly. "You must excuse me, my
dear Shaggy, for opposing your wishes, but you and the others,
including Ozga, must get out of Rose Kingdom immediately, if not
before."
"I do. I dote on thee!" answered the Gardener earnestly; "but
no true man will neglect his duty for the sake of love. My duty
is to drive you out, so--out you go!"
But now the Roses crowded around the outcasts and it was soon
discovered that beneath their draperies of green leaves were many
sharp thorns which were more dangerous than Hank's heels. Neither
Betsy nor Ozga nor Shaggy nor the mule cared to brave those
thorns and when they pressed away from them they found themselves
slowly driven through the garden door into the greenhouse. From
there they were forced out at the entrance and so through the
territory of the flower-strewn Rose Kingdom, which was not of
very great extent.
The boundary of the Rose Kingdom was a deep gulf, but there
was a drawbridge in one place and this the Royal Gardener let
down until the outcasts had passed over it. Then he drew it up
again and returned with his Roses to the greenhouse, leaving the
four queerly assorted comrades to wander into the bleak and
unknown country that lay beyond.
"Hank and I will help you find your brother," said Betsy in
her most cheerful voice. "I'm so far away from home now that I
don't s'pose I'll ever find my way back; and, to tell the truth,
it's more fun traveling around and having adventures than
sticking at home. Don't you think so, Hank?"
"For my part," said Princess Ozga of Roseland, with a gentle
sigh, "I must remain forever exiled from my Kingdom. So I, too,
will be glad to help the Shaggy Man find his lost brother."
("This King was formerly named "Roquat," but after he drank of
the "Waters of Oblivion" he forgot his own name and had to take
another.)
"Some one must know, of course," was Shaggy's reply. "But we
are not the ones. The only way to succeed is for us to keep going
until we find a person who can direct us to Ruggedo's
cavern."
"No one knows that, except the person who's writing this
story," said Shaggy. "But we won't find anything--not even
supper--unless we travel on. Here's a path. Let's take it and see
where it leads to."
The Rain King got too much water in his basin and spilled some
over the brim. That made it rain in a certain part of the
country--a real hard shower, for a time--and sent the Rainbow
scampering to the place to show the gorgeous colors of his
glorious bow as soon as the mist of rain had passed and the sky
was clear.
In the barren country where the rain had just fallen there
appeared to be no human beings at all; but the Rainbow appeared,
just the same, and dancing gayly upon its arch were the Rainbow's
Daughters, led by the fairylike Polychrome, who is so dainty and
beautiful that no girl has ever quite equalled her in
loveliness.
All but Polychrome. Though the sweetest and merriest of them
all, she was likewise the most reckless. Moreover, it was an
unusual sensation to pat the cold, damp earth with her rosy toes.
Before she realized it the bow had lifted and disappeared in the
billowy blue sky, and here was Polychrome standing helpless upon
a rock, her gauzy draperies floating about her like brilliant
cobwebs and not a soul--fairy or mortal--to help her regain her
lost bow!
She crouched low upon the flat rock, drew her draperies about
her and bowed her head.
"Oh, what a lovely, lovely creature!"
"I'm the most miserable girl in the whole world!" she
sobbed.
"Tell us your troubles, pretty one," urged the Princess.
"Take me, my dear," said Shaggy Man in a sympathetic tone,
thinking she meant "beau" instead of "bow."
"Oh; that's different," said Shaggy. "But try to forget it.
When I was young I used to cry for the Rainbow myself, but I
couldn't have it. Looks as if you couldn't have it, either; so
please don't cry."
"I don't like you," she said.
"Yes, yes!" said Polychrome, clasping her hands in ecstasy as
she gazed at the enchanted talisman; "I love you, Shaggy
Man!"
"Where are you going?" she asked.
Polychrome looked from one to another of the queer party of
travelers and a bewitching smile suddenly lighted her face.
"Do you know him, then?" inquired Betsy.
"Do you fear him, then?" asked the Princess, anxiously.
"Then," said Betsy, quickly, "you will be able to tell us the
way to Ruggedo's cavern."
This promise delighted all the wanderers and after the Shaggy
Man had found the path again they began moving along it in a more
happy mood. The Rainbow's Daughter danced lightly over the rocky
trail, no longer sad, but with her beautiful features wreathed in
smiles. Shaggy came next, walking steadily and now and then
supporting the Rose Princess, who followed him. Betsy and Hank
brought up the rear, and if she tired with walking the girl got
upon Hank's back and let the stout little donkey carry her for a
while.
It surprised Betsy to see the Rose Princess partake of their
food, for she considered her a fairy; but when she mentioned this
to Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter explained that when Ozga
was driven out of her Rose Kingdom she ceased to be a fairy and
would never again be more than a mere mortal. Polychrome,
however, was a fairy wherever she happened to be, and if she
sipped a few dewdrops by moonlight for refreshment no one ever
saw her do it.
By and by they espied a faint trail that looked like a path
and after following this for some time they reached a crossroads.
Here were many paths, leading in various directions, and there
was a signpost so old that there were now no words upon the sign.
At one side was an old well, with a chain windlass for drawing
water, yet there was no house or other building anywhere in
sight.
"He's thirsty," said Betsy.
No one seemed able to decide that. They sat down in a group
and tried to consider which road might be the best to take. Hank,
however, could not keep away from the well and finally he reared
up on his hind legs, got his head over the edge and uttered a
loud "Hee-haw!" Betsy watched her animal friend curiously.
At this, Shaggy rose and went over to the well to investigate,
and Betsy went with him. The Princess and Polychrome, who had
become fast friends, linked arms and sauntered down one of the
roads, to find an easy path.
"Can't we pull it up, and see what it is?" asked the girl.
Several other objects the Shaggy Man captured with the hook
and drew up, but none of these was important.
She ran up and helped him turn the windlass and after much
effort a confused mass of copper came in sight.
"What is it?" inquired Betsy, clinging to the windlass and
panting for breath.
"Just as I thought," said Shaggy, looking hard at the object.
"But unless there are two copper men in the world this is the
most astonishing thing I ever came across."
"What have you found, Shaggy One?"
"Oh, here's a sign on his back!" cried Betsy, who had knelt
down to examine the man. "Dear me; how funny! Listen to
this."
SMITH TINKER'S Patent Double-Action, Extra-Responsive,
Thought-Creating, Perfect-Talking
"Isn't he wonderful!" exclaimed the Princess.
DIRECTIONS FOR USING:
Man under his left arm, (marked No. 1). For SPEAKING:--Wind
the Clockwork Man under his right arm, (marked No. 2). For
WALKING and ACTION:--Wind Clockwork Man in the middle of his
back, (marked No. 3).
"If he's guaranteed for a thousand years," said Polychrome,
"he ought to work yet."
In order to do this they were obliged to set the copper man
upon his feet, in an upright position, and this was no easy task.
He was inclined to topple over, and had to be propped again and
again. The girls assisted Shaggy, and at last TikTok seemed to be
balanced and stood alone upon his broad feet.
"If we wind him, perhaps he will tell us," suggested Betsy.
"Here's the key, hanging to a hook on his back. What part of him
shall I wind up first?"
So Betsy wound him under his left arm, and at once little
flashes of light began to show in the top of his head, which was
proof that he had begun to think.
"What's that?" she asked.
So Betsy wound the copper man under his right arm, and then
from the interior of his copper body came in jerky tones the
words: "Ma-ny thanks!"
"He won't be self-supporting until we wind up his action,"
remarked Shaggy; so Betsy wound it, as tight as she could--for
the key turned rather hard--and then Tik-Tok lifted his feet,
marched around in a circle and ended by stopping before the group
and making them all a low bow.
"It is a long sto-ry," replied Tik-Tok, "but I'll tell it in a
few words. Af-ter you had gone in search of your broth-er, Oz-ma
saw you wandering in strange lands when-ev-er she looked in her
mag-ic pic-ture, and she also saw your broth-er in the Nome
King's cavern; so she sent me to tell you where to find your
broth-er and told me to help you if I could. The Sor-cer-ess,
Glin-da the Good, trans-port-ed me to this place in the wink of
an eye; but here I met the Nome King him-self--old Rug-ge-do, who
is called in these parts the Met-al Mon-arch. Rug-ge-do knew what
I had come for, and he was so an-gry that he threw me down the
well. Af-ter my works ran down I was help-less un-til you came
a-long and pulled me out a-gain. Ma-ny thanks."
"The best way is to walk," said Tik-Tok. "We might crawl, or
jump, or roll o-ver and o-ver until we get there; but the best
way is to walk."
"My ma-chin-er-y is-n't made to tell that," replied
Tik-Tok.
"Then," said Betsy, "let us select any road, haphazard, and
see where it leads us."
"If you keep me wound up," said Tik-Tok, "I will last a
thou-sand years."
But while they stood hesitating, a peculiar sound reached
their ears--a sound like the tramping of many feet.
"Stand still," commanded Shaggy. "I'm not afraid of an army.
If they prove to be friendly, they can help us; if they are
enemies, I'll show them the Love Magnet."
While Shaggy and his companions stood huddled in a group at
one side, the Army of Oogaboo was approaching along the pathway,
the tramp of their feet being now and then accompanied by a
dismal groan as one of the officers stepped on a sharp stone or
knocked his funnybone against his neighbor's sword-handle.
"I hereby conquer this territory in the name of Queen Ann
Soforth of Oogaboo, and all the inhabitants of the land I
proclaim her slaves!"
"Is the coast clear, Private Files?"
"I hope there's water in it," said General Cone, mustering
courage to advance to the well; but just then he caught a glimpse
of Tik-Tok and Shaggy and at once fell upon his knees, trembling
and frightened and cried out:
The other officers, who had now advanced into the clearing,
likewise fell upon their knees and begged for mercy.
"What's all this?" demanded a harsh voice, as Queen Ann
reached the place and beheld her kneeling army.
"Puh!" said Ann, scornfully; "a pretty lot of vagabonds you
are, indeed; all lost or strayed, I suppose, and not worth a
Queen's plundering. I'm sorry I've conquered you."
"No," agreed Files, "that is a fact. But if my officers will
kindly command me to conquer you, I will do so at once, after
which we can stop arguing and converse more at our ease."
"You must understand," said Ann, "that I am the Queen of
Oogaboo, and this is my invincible Army. We are busy conquering
the world, and since you seem to be a part of the world, and are
obstructing our journey, it is necessary for us to conquer you
unworthy though you may be of such high honor."
"But we won't be anybody's slaves," added Betsy,
positively.
But Private Files looked at pretty Betsy and fascinating
Polychrome and the beautiful Rose Princess and shook his
head.
"You must!" cried Ann. "It is your duty to obey orders."
But the Generals now shouted: "Forward, and bind the
prisoners!" and the Colonels and Majors and Captains repeated the
command, yelling it as loud as they could.
Betsy laughed joyously at the comical rout of the "noble
army," and Polychrome danced with glee. But Ann was furious at
this ignoble defeat of her gallant forces by one small mule.
"Private Files, seize and bind these prisoners!" screamed the
Queen.
Then he walked over to the others and shook hands with Shaggy
and Tik-Tok.
"Nonsense," said Files. "I've the right to resign if I want
to."
The prospect of this awful fate so frightened the officers
that they drew their swords and rushed upon Files, who stood
beside Shaggy, in a truly ferocious manner. The next instant,
however, they halted and again fell upon their knees; for there,
before them, was the glistening Love Magnet, held in the hand of
the smiling Shaggy Man, and the sight of this magic talisman at
once won the heart of every Oogabooite. Even Ann saw the Love
Magnet, and forgetting all enmity and anger threw herself upon
Shaggy and embraced him lovingly.
"If you insist on conquering anyone," said Shaggy, "you may
march with me to the underground Kingdom of Ruggedo. To conquer
the world, as you have set out to do, you must conquer everyone
under its surface as well as those upon its surface, and no one
in all the world needs conquering so much as Ruggedo."
"The Metal Monarch, King of the Nomes."
"Of course," answered Shaggy. "He owns all the metal that lies
underground--gold, silver, copper, brass and tin. He has an idea
he also owns all the metals above ground, for he says all metal
was once a part of his kingdom. So, by conquering the Metal
Monarch, you will win all the riches in the world."
The Queen looked reproachfully at Files, who was sitting next
to the lovely Princess and whispering in her ear.
"Why don't you make one of your officers the Private?" asked
Shaggy; but at once every officer began to protest and the Queen
of Oogaboo shook her head as she replied:
"Very true, Your Majesty," said Colonel Plum, eagerly. "There
are many kinds of bravery and one cannot be expected to possess
them all. I myself am brave as a lion in all ways until it comes
to fighting, but then my nature revolts. Fighting is unkind and
liable to be injurious to others; so, being a gentleman, I never
fight."
"You see," said Ann, "how helpless I am. Had not Private Files
proved himself a traitor and a deserter, I would gladly have
conquered this Ruggedo; but an Army without a private soldier is
like a bee without a stinger."
"He might be killed," said Ann, looking tenderly at Shaggy,
"for he is mortal, and able to die. If anything happened to him,
it would break my heart."
This prospect was so tempting that the officers began
whispering together and presently Colonel Cheese said: "Your
Majesty, by combining our brains we have just evolved a most
brilliant idea. We will make the Clockwork Man the private
soldier!"
"At that time you had no gun," said Polychrome. "But if you
join the Army of Oogaboo you will carry the gun that Mr. Files
used."
"I'll keep you wound up, Tik-Tok," promised Betsy.
"What must I do?" asked Tik-Tok.
"And that's enough, too," said Files.
"You get your share of the plunder," answered the Queen.
"That will be sat-is-fac-tor-y," said Tik-Tok, picking up the
gun and examining it wonderingly, for he had never before seen
such a weapon.
"Fall-in!" yelled the Generals, drawing their swords.
"Fall-in!" shouted the Majors, drawing their swords.
Tik-Tok looked at them and then around him in surprise.
"No," said Queen Ann, "you must fall in marching order."
"Shoulder your gun and stand ready to march," advised Files;
so Tik-Tok held the gun straight and stood still."
The Queen turned to Shaggy.
"We don't know, Your Majesty," was the reply.
"You are right," admitted Shaggy; "but I did not say we could
not get to him. We have only to discover the way, and that was
the matter we
"Well, then, get busy and discover it," snapped the Queen.
Files and the Rose Princess, who had by this time become good
friends, advanced a little way along one of the roads and found
that it was bordered by pretty wild flowers.
"The flowers?" returned the Princess, surprised at the
question.
She looked more closely at the flowers. There were hundreds of
white daisies, golden buttercups, bluebells and daffodils growing
by the roadside, and each flower-head was firmly set upon its
slender but stout stem. There were even a few wild roses
scattered here and there and perhaps it was the sight of these
that gave the Princess courage to ask the important question.
"Tell me, pretty cousins," she said in her sweet, gentle
voice, "which way will lead us to the Kingdom of Ruggedo, the
Nome King?"
"That's it!" cried Files joyfully. "Now we know the way."
"Was it the wind, do you think?" she asked in a low
whisper.
Ruggedo's Rage is Rash and Reckless
In this he was quite correct. Far underneath the nearest
mountain was a gorgeous chamber hollowed from the solid rock, the
walls and roof of which glittered with thousands of magnificent
jewels. Here, on a throne of virgin gold, sat the famous Nome
King, dressed in splendid robes and wearing a superb crown cut
from a single blood-red ruby.
Ruggedo had been nodding, half asleep, in his chair when
suddenly he sat upright, uttered a roar of rage and began
pounding upon a huge gong that stood beside him.
The heavy curtains of cloth-of-gold were pushed aside and
Kaliko, the King's High Chamberlain, entered the royal
presence.
"Up?" roared Ruggedo, stamping his foot viciously. "Those
foolish mortals are up, that's what! And they want to come
down."
"Yes!"
"I feel it in my bones," said Ruggedo. "I can always feel it
when those hateful earth-crawlers draw near to my Kingdom. I am
positive, Kaliko, that mortals are this very minute on their way
here to annoy me--and I hate mortals more than I do catnip
tea!"
"Look through your spyglass, and see where the invaders are,"
commanded the King.
"Ho-hum," said he. "I see 'em, Your Majesty."
"That's a hard question to answer, for a queerer assortment of
creatures I never yet beheld," replied the nome. "However, such a
collection of curiosities may prove dangerous. There's a copper
man, worked by machinery--"
"Then some one must have pulled him out again," said Kaliko.
"And there's a little girl--"
"No; some other girl. In fact, there are several girls, of
various sizes; but Dorothy is not with them, nor is Ozma."
Kaliko still had his eye to the spyglass.
"Pooh!" cried Ruggedo, snapping his fingers in scorn. "I've no
fear of such a mob as that. A dozen of my nomes can destroy them
all in a jiffy."
"Polychrome! Is she among them?" asked the King.
"Then these people are coming here on no peaceful errand,"
declared Ruggedo, scowling fiercely. "In fact, no one ever comes
here on a peaceful errand. I hate everybody, and everybody hates
me!"
"I must in some way prevent these people from reaching my
dominions. Where are they now?"
"Good! Are your magnetic rubber wires in working order?"
"It is," answered Ruggedo. "I want to teach them a lesson they
will never forget."
Presently they came to a brook where sparkling water dashed
through a deep channel and rushed away between high rocks far
down the mountainside. Across the brook were stepping-stones, so
placed that travelers might easily leap from one to another and
in that manner cross the water to the farther bank.
The result was astonishing. First he sank down in the soft
rubber, which then rebounded and sent Tik-Tok soaring high in the
air, where he turned a succession of flip-flops and alighted upon
a rubber rock far in the rear of the party.
There was Tik-Tok, still bounding from one rubber rock to
another, each time rising a less distance from the ground. And
there was General Apple, bounding away in another direction, his
three-cornered hat jammed over his eyes and his long sword
thumping him upon the arms and head as it swung this way and
that. And there, also, appeared General Cone, who had struck a
rubber rock headforemost and was so crumpled up that his round
body looked more like a bouncing-ball than the form of a man.
"Why did you do that?" demanded Ann, who seemed greatly
provoked.
"Then let's be careful," remarked Files, who was full of
wisdom; but Polychrome wanted to test the quality of the rubber,
so she began dancing. Every step sent her higher and higher into
the air, so that she resembled a big butterfly fluttering
lightly. Presently she made a great bound and bounded way across
the stream, landing lightly and steadily on the other side.
Ann and her officers were reluctant to undertake such a risky
adventure, but Betsy at once grasped the value of the suggestion
and began jumping up and down until she found herself bounding
almost as high as Polychrome had done. Then she suddenly leaned
forward and the next bound took her easily across the brook,
where she alighted by the side of the Rainbow's Daughter.
"Hee-haw!" he wailed, struggling toward the far bank. Betsy
rushed forward to help him out, but when the mule stood safely
beside her she was amazed to find he was not wet at all.
"In that case," returned Betsy, "they can all walk through the
water."
When Kaliko again looked through his magic spyglass he
exclaimed:
Ruggedo raved and stormed at the news and his anger was so
great that several times, as he strode up and down his jeweled
cavern, he paused to kick Kaliko upon his shins, which were so
sensitive that the poor nome howled with pain. Finally the King
said:
Kaliko gave a jump, at this, and looked at his master
wonderingly.
"Never mind that," retorted Ruggedo. "TititiHoochoo lives on
the other side of the world, so what do I care for his
anger?"
"Remember his terrible powers," he pleaded, "and remember that
he warned you, the last time you slid people through the Hollow
Tube, that if you did it again he would take vengeance upon
you."
"Of two dangers," said he, it is wise to choose the least.
What do you suppose these invaders want?"
"Call him here at once!" commanded Ruggedo eagerly.
"Strangers are approaching," said Ruggedo, "and I wish to know
their errand. Listen carefully to their talk and tell me why they
are coming here, and what for."
"Shaggy Man is coming here to rescue his brother from
captivity," said he.
"The last time Your Majesty stumbled over the prisoner you
commanded me to send him to the Metal Forest, which I did. I
suppose he is still there."
"Yes, indeed they do!" returned the nome. "The Army of Oogaboo
is determined to capture all the rich metals and rare jewels in
your kingdom, and the officers and their Queen have arranged to
divide the spoils and carry them away."
The Hearer took advantage of this opportunity to slip away
from the cavern and escape, and after the King had tired himself
out chasing Kaliko he threw himself into his throne and panted
for breath, while he glared wickedly at his defiant subject.
"The Army won't get here," said the King, still coughing and
panting. "I'll drop 'em down the Hollow Tube--every man Jack and
every girl Jill of 'em!"
"Yes. Go at once to my Chief Magician and order him to turn
the path toward the Hollow Tube, and to make the tip of the Tube
invisible, so they'll all fall into it."
Having obeyed the orders of his master, the Royal Chamberlain
went to his private room and began to write letters of
recommendation of himself, stating that he was an honest man a
good servant and a small eater.
A Terrible Tumble Through a Tube
The officers thought he must have turned a corner, so they
kept on their way and all of them likewise disappeared--one after
another. Queen Ann was rather surprised at this, and in hastening
forward to learn the reason she also vanished from sight.
All around was darkness, and they were not falling directly
downward but seemed to be sliding along a steep incline. Hank's
hoofs were resting upon some smooth substance over which he slid
with the swiftness of the wind. Once Betsy's heels flew up and
struck a similar substance overhead. They were, indeed,
descending the "Hollow Tube" that led to the other side of the
world.
After several minutes had passed and no harm had befallen
them, Betsy gained courage. She could see nothing at all, nor
could she hear anything except the rush of air past her ears as
they plunged downward along the Tube. Whether she and Hank were
alone, or the others were with them, she could not tell. But had
some one been able to take a flashlight photograph of the Tube at
that time a most curious picture would have resulted. There was
Tik-Tok, flat upon his back and sliding headforemost down the
incline. And there were the Officers of the Army of Oogaboo, all
tangled up in a confused crowd, flapping their arms and trying to
shield their faces from the clanking swords, which swung back and
forth during the swift journey and pommeled everyone within their
reach. Now followed Queen Ann, who had struck the Tube in a
sitting position and went flying along with a dash and abandon
that thoroughly bewildered the poor lady, who had no idea what
had happened to her. Then, a little distance away, but unseen by
the others in the inky darkness, slid Betsy and Hank, while
behind them were Shaggy and Polychrome and finally Files and the
princess.
"This is awful, Hank!" cried Betsy in a loud voice, and Queen
Ann heard her and called out: "Are you safe, Betsy?"
"Don't ask her that, please don't!" said Shaggy, who was not
too far away to overhear them. "And please don't ask me why,
either."
"No one can tell where we are going until we get there,"
replied Shaggy, and then he yelled "Ouch!" for Polychrome had
overtaken him and was now sitting on his head.
"I'd like to know where and when we'll arrive, just the same,"
exclaimed the little girl.
"How do you know we're in the center of the earth?" asked
Betsy, her voice trembling a little through nervousness.
"The star exploded?" asked Betsy wonderingly.
"And what became of the Magician?" inquired the girl.
"It matters a good deal, if we also hit the stars when we come
out," said Queen Ann, with a moan.
"It's fast enough to suit me," remarked Shaggy, gently
removing Polychrome's heel from his left eye. "Couldn't you
manage to fall all by yourself, my dear?"
All this time they were swiftly falling through the Tube, and
it was not so easy for them to talk as you may imagine when you
read their words. But although they were so helpless and
altogether in the dark as to their fate, the fact that they were
able to converse at all cheered them, considerably.
An hour, under such trying circumstances, is a very long time,
and for more than an hour they continued their fearful journey.
Then, just as they began to fear the Tube would never end,
Tik-Tok popped out into broad daylight and, after making a
graceful circle in the air, fell with a splash into a great
marble fountain.
"For the love of sassafras!" exclaimed a Peculiar Person who
was hoeing pink violets in a garden. "What can all this
mean?"
The mule was heavier and had Betsy clinging to his back, so he
did not go so high up. Fortunately for his little rider he struck
the ground upon his four feet. Betsy was jarred a trifle but not
hurt and when she looked around her she saw the Queen and the
Peculiar Person struggling together upon the ground, where the
man was trying to choke Ann and she had both hands in his bushy
hair and was pulling with all her might. Some of the officers,
when they got upon their feet, hastened to separate the
combatants and sought to restrain the Peculiar Person so that he
could not attack their Queen again.
Shaggy, who was always polite, helped him to do this and when
the man was free and could see again he looked at his visitors
with evident amazement.
Betsy tried to answer him, for Queen Ann was surly and
silent.
"Don't call it a 'hollow' Tube, please," exclaimed the
Peculiar Person in an irritated tone of voice. "If~it's a tube,
it's sure to be hollow."
"Because all tubes are made that way. But this Tube is private
property and everyone is forbidden to fall into it."
"Ha! Ruggedo! Did you say Ruggedo?" cried the man, becoming
much excited.
"Then you are enemies of Ruggedo?" inquired the peculiar
Person.
"True," agreed the man. He looked thoughtfully from one to
another of them for a while and then he turned his head over his
shoulder and said: "Never mind the fire and pincers, my good
brothers. It will be best to take these strangers to the Private
Citizen."
All our friends gave a jump, at this. Even Polychrome was so
startled that her gauze draperies fluttered like a banner in a
breeze. Shaggy shook his head and sighed; Queen Ann looked very
unhappy; the officers clung to each other, trembling
violently.
His face was beautiful, but lacked expression. His eyes were
large and blue in color and his teeth finely formed and white as
snow. His hair was black and bushy and seemed inclined to curl at
the ends. So far no one could find any fault with his appearance.
He wore a robe of scarlet, which did not cover his arms and
extended no lower than his bare knees. On the bosom of the robe
was embroidered a terrible dragon's head, as horrible to look at
as the man was beautiful. His arms and legs were left bare and
the skin of one arm was bright yellow and the skin of the other
arm a vivid green. He had one blue leg and one pink one, while
both his feet--which showed through the open sandals he
wore--were jet black.
"Follow me to the Residence--all of you!"
"Gracious!" cried Betsy; "it must be Tik-Tok, and he'll
drown."
"Ma-ny tha-tha-tha-thanks!" he said; and then his copper jaws
clicked together and he could say no more. He next made an
attempt to walk but after several awkward trials found he could
not move his joints.
"Shall I wind him up?" asked Betsy, feeling very sorry for
Tik-Tok.
At once an oil-can appeared before him, held on a level with
his eyes by some unseen hand. Shaggy took the can and tried to
oil Tik-Tok's joints. As if to assist him, a strong current of
warm air was directed against the copper man which quickly dried
him. Soon he was able to say "Ma-ny thanks!" quite smoothly and
his joints worked fairly well.
"Shall we go?" asked Queen Ann, uncertainly; but just then she
received a shove that almost pitched her forward on her head; so
she decided to go. The officers who hesitated received several
energetic kicks, but could not see who delivered them; therefore
they also decided--very wisely--to go. The others followed
willingly enough, for unless they ventured upon another terrible
journey through the Tube they must make the best of the unknown
country they were in, and the best seemed to be to obey
orders.
After a short walk through very beautiful gardens they came to
the castle and followed Tubekins through the entrance and into a
great domed chamber, where he commanded them to be seated.
The hall was an immense place, but there seemed to be no one
in it beside themselves. Presently, however, they heard a low
cough near them, and here and there was the faint rustling of a
robe and a slight patter as of footsteps. Then suddenly there
rang out the clear tone of a bell and at the sound all was
changed.
"My! what a lot of Kings and Queens!" whispered Betsy to
Polychrome, who sat beside her and appeared much interested in
the scene but not a bit worried.
One of the Kings who stood near and overheard this remark
turned to her and said: "One who is Master of himself is always a
King, if only to himself. In this favored land all Kings and
Queens are equal, and it is our privilege to bow before one
supreme Ruler--the Private Citizen."
As if to answer her, the clear tones of the bell again rang
out and instantly there appeared seated in the throne the man who
was lord and master of all these royal ones. This fact was
evident when with one accord they fell upon their knees and
touched their foreheads to the floor.
"What charge lies against these people, Tubekins?" he asked in
quiet, even tones.
"You see, it was this way," said. Betsy. "We were marching to
the Nome King, to conquer him and set Shaggy's brother free, when
on a sudden--"
"Me? Oh, I'm Betsy Bobbin, and--"
"Sir, I am Queen Ann of Oogaboo, and--"
No one answered for a moment. Then General Bunn stood up.
"But we have an Army," said General Clock, blusteringly, for
he didn't like to be told he was of no account.
"It's me," said Tik-Tok, his voice sounding a little rusty.
"I'm the on-ly Pri-vate Sol-dier in the par-ty."
"Pardon me for not realizing your importance before," said he.
"Will you oblige me by taking a seat beside me on my throne?"
Ann was greatly provoked at this mark of favor shown to the
humble Clockwork Man, but Shaggy seemed much pleased that his old
friend's importance had been recognized by the ruler of this
remarkable country. The Citizen now began to question Tik-Tok,
who told in his mechanical voice about Shaggy's quest of his lost
brother, and how Ozma of Oz had sent the Clockwork Man to assist
him, and how they had fallen in with Queen Ann and her people
from Oogaboo. Also he told how Betsy and Hank and Polychrome and
the Rose Princess had happened to join their party.
"Yes. That seemed the on-ly thing for us to do," was Tik-Tok's
reply. "But he was too cle-ver for us. When we got close to his
cav-ern he made our path lead to the Tube, and made the op-en-ing
invis-i-ble, so that we all fell in-to it be-fore we knew it was
there. It was an eas-y way to get rid of us and now Rug-gedo is
safe and we are far away in a strange land."
"Most noble Private Soldier, I must inform you that by the
laws of our country anyone who comes through the Forbidden Tube
must be tortured for nine days and ten nights and then thrown
back into the Tube. But it is wise to disregard laws when they
conflict with justice, and it seems that you and your followers
did not disobey our laws willingly, being forced into the Tube by
Ruggedo. Therefore the Nome King is alone to blame, and he alone
must be punished."
The Citizen drew himself up proudly.
"Oh! Are you, then, the Great Jinjin?" inquired Tik-Tok.
"Then your name is Ti-ti-ti-Hoo-choo?"
Queen Ann gave a scream and began to tremble. Shaggy was so
disturbed that he took out a handkerchief and wiped the
perspiration from his brow. Polychrome looked sober and uneasy
for the first time, while Files put his arms around the Rose
Princess as if to protect her. As for the officers, the name of
the great Jinjin set them moaning and weeping at a great rate and
every one fell upon his knees before the throne, begging for
mercy. Betsy was worried at seeing her companions so disturbed,
but did not know what it was all about. Only Tik-Tok was unmoved
at the discovery.
"I wonder what 'twill be," said Betsy.
"I will presently decide what is to happen to Ruggedo," said
he in a hard, stern voice. Then, turning to the throng of Kings
and Queens, he continued: "Tik-Tok has spoken truly, for his
machinery will not allow him to lie, nor will it allow his
thoughts to think falsely. Therefore these people are not our
enemies and must be treated with consideration and justice. Take
them to your palaces and entertain them as guests until
to-morrow, when I command that they be brought again to my
Residence. By then I shall have formed my plans."
"I trust you will honor me by being my guest. I am Erma, Queen
of Light."
"The King of Animals will care for your mule," was the reply.
"But do not fear for him, for he will be treated royally. All of
your party will be reunited on the morrow."
Queen Erma looked around and smiled upon Polychrome.
"Oh, yes!" exclaimed the girl.
The two girls followed Erma out of the hall and through the
gardens of the Residence to a village of pretty dwellings. None
of these was so large or imposing as the castle of the Private
Citizen, but all were handsome enough to be called palaces--as,
in fact, they really were.
The palace of the Queen of Light stood on a little eminence
and was a mass of crystal windows, surmounted by a vast crystal
dome. When they entered the portals Erma was greeted by six
lovely maidens, evidently of high degree, who at once aroused
Betsy's admiration. Each bore a wand in her hand, tipped with an
emblem of light, and their costumes were also emblematic of the
lights they represented. Erma introduced them to her guests and
each made a graceful and courteous acknowledgment.
But all were cordial in their greetings to the strangers and
seemed to regard the Queen of Light with much affection, for they
fluttered around her in a flashing, radiant group as she led the
way to her regal drawing-room.
The Queen sat down to chat with her guests, who noticed that
Daylight was the only maiden now seated beside Erma. The others
had retired to another part of the room, where they sat modestly
with entwined arms and did not intrude themselves at all.
All the Kings and Queens of this fairyland paid reverence to
Jinjin, for as they expected to be obeyed by others they were
willing to obey the one in authority over them.
Time sped swiftly during their talk and suddenly Betsy noticed
that Moonlight was sitting beside the Queen of Light, instead of
Daylight.
Erma's pleasant face became grave as she answered:
"Did he ever have any children?" inquired the girl.
"I understand about the dragon, now," said Polychrome, nodding
her lovely head. Betsy did not quite understand, but she was at
present interested in observing the changing lights. As Daylight
had given way to Moonlight, so now Starlight sat at the right
hand of Erma the Queen, and with her coming a spirit of peace and
content seemed to fill the room. Polychrome, being herself a
fairy, had many questions to ask about the various Kings and
Queens who lived in this far-away, secluded place, and before
Erma had finished answering them a rosy glow filled the room and
Firelight took her place beside the Queen.
"Come," said she, "the feast time has arrived and the feast is
spread."
The Queen smiled and led her to a doorway. As she pushed aside
a heavy drapery a flood of silvery light greeted them, and Betsy
saw before her a splendid banquet hall, with a table spread with
snowy linen and crystal and silver. At one side was a broad,
throne-like seat for Erma and beside her now sat the brilliant
maid Electra. Polychrome was placed on the Queen's right hand and
Betsy upon her left. The other five messengers of light now
waited upon them, and each person was supplied with just the food
she liked best. Polychrome found her dish of dewdrops, all fresh
and sparkling, while Betsy was so lavishly served that she
decided she had never in her life eaten a dinner half so
good.
"Why do you suppose that?" inquired Erma, with a smile.
"Perhaps he was the first mortal to discover it," replied the
Queen. "But electricity was a part of the world from its
creation, and therefore my Electra is as old as Daylight or
Moonlight, and equally beneficent to mortals and fairies
alike."
"We couldn't very well do without any of 'em; could we?"
"I love 'em too!" declared Betsy. "But sometimes, when I'm
real sleepy, I can get along without any light at all."
"A little," admitted the girl.
When she closed it after her Betsy was in darkness. In six
winks the little girl was fast asleep.
All the adventurers were reunited next morning when they were
brought from various palaces to the Residence of Tititi-Hoochoo
and ushered into the great Hall of State.
All bowed low to the Ruler. Their voices softly murmured: "We
greet the Private Citizen, mightiest of Rulers, whose word is Law
and whose Law is just."
"An unusual thing has happened. Inhabitants of other lands
than ours, who are different from ourselves in many ways, have
been thrust upon us through the Forbidden Tube, which one of our
people foolishly made years ago and was properly punished for his
folly. But these strangers had no desire to come here and were
wickedly thrust into the Tube by a cruel King on the other side
of the world, named Ruggedo. This King is an immortal, but he is
not good. His magic powers hurt mankind more than they benefit
them. Because he had unjustly kept the Shaggy Man's brother a
prisoner, this little band of honest people, consisting of both
mortals and immortals, determined to conquer Ruggedo and to
punish him. Fearing they might succeed in this, the Nome King
misled them so that they fell into the Tube.
"Therefore these strangers are innocent of any wrong. It is
only Ruggedo who deserves punishment, and I will punish him." He
paused a moment and then continued in the same cold, merciless
voice:
There was a little murmur of horror from the Kings and Queens
at the severity of this punishment, but no one uttered a protest,
for all realized that the sentence was just.
"Quox, as you well know, is a young dragon who has not yet
acquired the wisdom of his race. Because of this lack, he has
been disrespectful toward his most ancient ancestor, the Original
Dragon, telling him once to mind his own business and again
saying that the Ancient One had grown foolish with age. We are
aware that dragons are not the same as fairies and cannot be
altogether guided by our laws, yet such disrespect as Quox has
shown should not be unnoticed by us. Therefore I have selected
Quox as my royal Instrument of Vengeance and he shall go through
the Tube with these people and inflict upon Ruggedo the
punishment I have decreed."
Tititi-Hoochoo turned to Tubekins.
The King of the Tube, who had first discovered our friends and
brought them to the Private Citizen, stepped forward and bowed.
As he did so, the Jinjin and all the Kings and Queens suddenly
disappeared and only Tubekins remained visible.
Indeed, Queen Ann and her officers were the only ones who
looked solemn and seemed to fear the return journey. One thing
that bothered Ann was her failure to conquer this land of
TititiHoochoo. As they followed their guide through the gardens
to the mouth of the Tube she said to Shaggy:
"You can't," he replied. "Don't ask me why, please, for if you
don't know I can't inform you."
This end of the Tube had a silver rim and around it was a gold
railing to which was attached a sign that read.
On a little silver plate just inside the Tube was engraved the
words:
"He was some builder, I must say," remarked Betsy, when she
had read the inscription; "but if he had known about that star I
guess he'd have spent his time playing solitaire."
"Quox," replied Tubekins. "But I think I hear him coming."
"No, indeed," replied the King of the Tube. "You'll see him in
a minute; but before you part company I'm sure you'll wish he was
invisible."
"Not at all. But Quox tires me dreadfully," said Tubekins,
"and I prefer his room to his company.
Had Quox been at all bashful I am sure he would have felt
uncomfortable at the astonished stare of every eye in the
group--except Tubekins, of course, who was not astonished because
he had seen Quox so often.
The head and face of Quox were not especially ugly, when you
consider that he was a dragon; but his eyes were so large that it
took him a long time to wink and his teeth seemed very sharp and
terrible when they showed, which they did whenever the beast
smiled. Also his nostrils were quite large and wide, and those
who stood near him were liable to smell brimstone--especially
when he breathed out fire, as it is the nature of dragons to do.
To the end of his long tail was attached a big electric
light.
"Aha!" exclaimed Tubekins; "I see that TititiHoochoo has
transformed Quox into a carryall."
"Not a bit," replied Quox. "I'm in disgrace just now, you
know, and the only way to redeem my good name is to obey the
orders of the Jinjin. If he makes me a beast of burden, it is
only a part of my punishment, and I must bear it like a dragon. I
don't blame you people at all, and I hope you'll enjoy the ride.
Hop on, please. All aboard for the other side of the world!"
"All ready?" asked Quox, and when they said they were he
crawled to the mouth of the Tube and put his head in.
At first they went so fast that they could scarcely catch
their breaths, but presently Quox slowed up and said with a sort
of cackling laugh:
"Haven't you ever been through this Tube before?" inquired
Shaggy.
"How long ago was that?" asked Betsy.
"Three thousand and fifty-six years!" cried Betsy. "Why, I had
no idea anything could live that long!"
"Oh, we can see very nicely, thank you; only there's nothing
to see but ourselves," answered Betsy.
They were now falling so gently that the trip was proving
entirely comfortable, as the Jinjin had promised it would be; but
this meant a longer journey and the only way they could make time
pass was to engage in conversation. The dragon seemed a willing
and persistent talker and he was of so much interest to them that
they encouraged him to chatter. His voice was a little gruff but
not unpleasant when one became used to it.
"Why do you want sharp claws?" asked Betsy.
"Oh, you needn't mind about that," remarked Queen Ann, in her
most haughty manner; "for when we get to Ruggedo I and my
invincible Army can conquer him without your assistance."
He gave a long sigh, as he said this, and a sheet of flame,
several feet in length, shot from his mouth. Betsy shuddered and
Hank said "Hee-haw!" while some of the officers screamed in
terror. But the dragon did not notice that he had done anything
unusual.
"Of course," answered Quox. "What sort of a dragon would I be
if my fire went out?"
"I've no idea. I only know it's there," said Quox. "The fire
keeps me alive and enables me to move; also to think and
speak."
"I don't see a particle of likeness between us, I must
confess," retorted Quox, gruffly. "You are not a live thing;
you're a dummy."
"Yes, when you are wound up," sneered the dragon. "But if you
run down, you are helpless."
"I don't use gasoline."
"What's the use of supposing that?" asked Quox. "My
great-great-great-grandfather has lived since the world began,
and he has never once run out of fire to keep him going. But I
will confide to you that as he gets older he shows more smoke and
less fire. As for Tik-Tok, he's well enough in his way, but he's
merely copper. And the Metal Monarch knows copper through and
through. I wouldn't be surprised if Ruggedo melted Tik-Tok in one
of his furnaces and made copper pennies of him."
"Pennies do," said Betsy regretfully.
"You might let him try," answered the Rainbow's Daughter, with
her sweet ringing laugh, that sounded like the tinkling of tiny
bells. "And if Tik-Tok fails, you have still the big
firebreathing dragon to fall back on."
We can hardly blame Kaliko for this, and even the cruel
Ruggedo forgave him; for he knew very well that if he mashed his
Royal Chamberlain he could never find another so intelligent and
obedient. Kaliko could make the nomes work when their King could
not, for the nomes hated Ruggedo and there were so many thousands
of the quaint little underground people that they could easily
have rebelled and defied the King had they dared to do so.
Sometimes, when Ruggedo abused them worse than usual, they grew
sullen and threw down their hammers and picks. Then, however hard
the King scolded or whipped them, they would not work until
Kaliko came and begged them to. For Kaliko was one of themselves
and was as much abused by the King as any nome in the vast series
of caverns.
"It seems," said the Hearer, after listening for awhile, "that
the women in America have clubs."
"I cannot hear any spikes, Your Majesty," was the reply.
"There's a war.
For a time the Hearer was silent, bending forward and
spreading out his big ears to catch the slightest sound. Then
suddenly he said:
"What people?" demanded Ruggedo, sitting up straight in his
throne.
"Where are they now?"
Ruggedo got out of his throne and began to pace up and down
the cavern.
"Well," said the Hearer, "if you could turn the Tube upside
down, they would be falling the other way, Your Majesty."
"How far away are those people now?"
"Aha! Then it will be some time before they arrive," said
Ruggedo, "and when they get here I shall be ready to receive
them.
"Kaliko, those invaders whom we threw down the Tube are coming
back again!" he exclaimed.
"What, to throw them down the Tube?"
"Pooh! what do I care for the Jinjin?" asked Ruggedo
scornfully. "He never leaves his own kingdom, which is on the
other side of the world."
"I'd like to see him do it! Who could conquer my thousands of
nomes?"
"Well, I was afraid, that time," admitted the Nome King, with
a deep sigh, "for Dorothy had a Yellow Hen that laid eggs!"
"But Dorothy," said the King, "is not with this band of
invaders; nor is the Yellow Hen. As for Tititi-Hoochoo, he has no
means of knowing that we are afraid of eggs."
Ruggedo shrugged impatiently and turned to the Hearer.
The Long-Eared one listened and then shook his head. But
Kaliko laughed at the King.
"That's it!" cried the King. "Why didn't I think of it before?
Look at once, Kaliko!"
"Dear me!" he exclaimed. "Here comes a dragon."
"A monster. He has an electric light on the end of his tail,
so I can see him very plainly. And the other people are all
riding upon his back."
Kaliko looked again.
This news made the Nome King anxious. For a few minutes he
paced up and down, stroking his long beard and thinking with all
his might. After this he turned to Kaliko and said:
"That is not all, but it's quite enough," returned Kaliko
earnestly. "On the other hand, no one can hurt a dragon, because
he's the toughest creature alive. One flop of his huge tail could
smash a hundred nomes to pancakes, and with teeth and claws he
could tear even you or me into small bits, so that it would be
almost impossible to put us together again. Once, a few hundred
years ago, while wandering through some deserted caverns, I came
upon a small piece of a nome lying on the rocky floor. I asked
the piece of nome what had happened to it. Fortunately the mouth
was a part of this piece--the mouth and the left eye--so it was
able to tell me that a fierce dragon was the cause. It had
attacked the poor nome and scattered him in every direction, and
as there was no friend near to collect his pieces and put him
together, they had been separated for a great many years. So you
see, Your Majesty, it is not in good taste to sneer at a
dragon."
"It will only be necessary to chain this dragon which
Tititi-Hoochoo has sent here, in order to prevent his reaching us
with his claws and teeth."
"My nomes are not afraid of fire, nor am I," said Ruggedo.
"Sixteen cowardly officers and Tik-Tok! Why, I could defeat
them single-handed; but I won't try to. I'll summon my army of
nomes to drive the invaders out of my territory, and if we catch
any of them I intend to stick needles into them until they hop
with pain.
"I'll hurt 'em all!" roared the angry Metal Monarch. "And that
braying Mule I'll make into hoof-soup, and feed it to my nomes,
that it may add to their strength."
"Never!"
"I don't want him; that's true. But I won't allow anybody to
order me around. I'm King of the Nomes and I'm the Metal Monarch,
and I shall do as I please and what I please and when I
please!"
So the Nome King forgot to be angry with Kaliko and ordered
his Chamberlain to summon General Guph and the army of nomes and
have them properly armed. They were then to march to the mouth of
the Tube, where they could seize the travelers as soon as they
appeared.
Although the journey through the Tube was longer, this time,
than before, it was so much more comfortable that none of our
friends minded it at all. They talked together most of the time
and as they found the dragon good-natured and fond of the sound
of his own voice they soon became well acquainted with him and
accepted him as a companion.
"Yes, indeed," returned Quox, who had listened to this speech
with pleasure; "I suppose I am about as terrible as any living
thing. I am glad you find me conceited, for that proves I know my
good qualities. As for my breath smelling of brimstone, I really
can't help it, and I once met a man whose breath smelled of
onions, which I consider far worse."
"And I love brimstone," declared the dragon, "so don't let us
quarrel over one another's peculiarities."
They had no idea how far they had gone through the center of
the earth, nor when to expect the trip to end. At one time the
little girl remarked:
"What puzzles me," said Files, "is that we are able to fall
both ways.
"Exactly," responded Shaggy. "The machinery in your head is in
fine working order, Tik-Tok. You know, Betsy, that there is such
a thing as the Attraction of Gravitation, which draws everything
toward the center of the earth. That is why we fall out of bed,
and why everything clings to the surface of the earth."
"I was afraid you were going to ask me that," replied Shaggy
in a sad tone. "The reason, my dear, is that the earth is so
solid that other solid things can't get through it. But when
there's a hole, as there is in this case, we drop right down to
the center of the world."
"Because we go so fast that we acquire speed enough to carry
us right up to the other end."
"Don't ask me why, please," interrupted the Shaggy Man. "If
you can't understand it, let it go at that."
"All the magic isn't in fairyland," he said gravely. "There's
lots of magic in all Nature, and you may see it as well in the
United States, where you and I once lived, as you can here."
"Because you were so used to it all that you didn't realize it
was magic. Is anything more wonderful than to see a flower grow
and blossom, or to get light out of the electricity in the air?
The cows that manufacture milk for us must have machinery fully
as remarkable as that in Tik-Tok's copper body, and perhaps
you've noticed that--"
Some of the officers tumbled off their seats when Quox struck
the ground, hut most of the dragon's passengers only felt a
slight jar. All were glad to be on solid earth again and they at
once dismounted and began to look about them. Queerly enough, as
soon as they had left the dragon, the seats that were strapped to
the monster's back disappeared, and this probably happened
because there was no further use for them and because Quox looked
far more dignified in just his silver scales. Of course he still
wore the forty yards of ribbon around his neck, as well as the
great locket, but these only made him look "dressed up," as Betsy
remarked.
General Guph was very angry at the escape, which was no one's
fault but his own.
"Come up here and capture us--if you dare!" replied Queen Ann,
who was winding up the clockwork of her Private Soldier, so he
could fight more briskly.
Some damage might have been done had not the dragon quickly
crawled before the others, his body being so big that it shielded
every one of them, including Hank. The spears rattled against the
silver scales of Quox and then fell harmlessly to the ground.
They were magic spears, of course, and all straightway bounded
back into the hands of those who had thrown them, but even Guph
could see that it was useless to repeat the attack.
The nomes did not await the Clockwork Man's attack but in a
twinkling disappeared into the underground caverns. They made a
great mistake in being so hasty, for Tik-Tok had not taken a
dozen steps before he stubbed his copper toe on a rock and fell
flat to the ground, where he cried: "Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick
me up!" until Shaggy and Files ran forward and raised him to his
feet again.
It was evident to Ann and her officers that there could be no
fighting unless the enemy was present, and in order to find the
enemy they must boldly enter the underground Kingdom of the
nomes. So bold a step demanded a council of war.
"By no means!" returned Queen Ann. "We have already put the
army of nomes to flight and all that yet remains is to force our
way into those caverns, and conquer the Nome King and all his
people.'
Ann was provoked at this speech.
But Quox shook his head. "No," said he; "I'll wait."
Shaggy Man had said nothing during the conversation between
Queen Ann and Quox, for the simple reason that he did not
consider the matter worth an argument. Safe within his pocket
reposed the Love Magnet, which had never failed to win every
heart. The nomes, he knew, were not like the heartless Roses and
therefore could be won to his side as soon as he exhibited the
magic talisman.
But Ann was positive she could not fail, for she thought her
Army could do anything. So she called the officers together and
told them how to act, and she also instructed Tik-Tok what to do
and what to say.
"All right," replied Tik-Tok; "but I do not think Rug-ge-do
would bleed if I filled him full of holes and put him in a ci-der
press."
Of course the Nome King knew they were coming and was prepared
to receive them. Just within the rocky passage that led to the
jeweled throne-room was a deep pit, which was usually covered.
Ruggedo had ordered the cover removed and it now stood open,
scarcely visible in the gloom.
As for Tik-Tok, he kept straight on to the cavern where
Ruggedo sat in his throne and there he faced the Nome King and
said:
Ruggedo laughed at him.
"She'll be here in a min-ute," said Tik-Tok. "Per-haps she
stopped to tie her shoe-string."
"My orders were to con-quer you," replied TikTok, "and my
ma-chin-er-y has done the best it knows how to car-ry out those
or-ders."
"Take this copper man into the shops and set him to work
hammering gold," commanded the King. "Being run by machinery he
ought to be a steady worker. He ought never to have been made,
but since he exists I shall hereafter put him to good use."
"Don't do that!" exclaimed General Guph, earnestly, "for it
will be useless to resist and you might hurt some one."
While he was thus defying the Nome King and his high
officials, Betsy Bobbin rode calmly into the royal cavern, seated
upon the back of Hank the mule. The little girl had grown tired
of waiting for "something to happen" and so had come to see if
Ruggedo had been conquered.
"There wasn't anybody to announce me, replied Betsy. "I guess
your folks were all busy. Are you conquered yet?"
"Then please give me something to eat, for I'm awful hungry,"
said the girl. "You see, this conquering business is a good deal
like waiting for a circus parade; it takes a long time to get
around and don't amount to much anyhow."
"Earth-crawler! this insolence to my majesty shall be your
death-warrant. You are an ordinary mortal, and to stop a mortal
from living is so easy a thing to do that I will not keep you
waiting half so long as you did for my conquest."
Her coolness and lack of fear impressed the Nome King,
although he bore an intense hatred toward all mortals.
"Oh, a ham-sandwich would do, or perhaps a couple of
hard-boiled eggs--"
"What's the matter?" asked Betsy wonderingly. "Are eggs as
high here as they are at home?"
Guph glanced at Tik-Tok, whose gun was still pointed, but just
then Kaliko stole softly behind the copper man and kicked his
knee-joints so that they suddenly bent forward and tumbled
Tik-Tok to the floor, his gun falling from his grasp.
"Come with me--quick!--and I will save you."
"This is my own room," said he, "but you are quite welcome to
use it. Wait here a minute and I'll get you something to
eat."
"Here's the door key," said Kaliko, "and you'd better lock
yourself in."
"I'll see. Where are they?"
"Well, if you hear three raps on the door, open it," said
Kaliko; "but don't let anyone in unless they give the three
raps."
In the meantime Ann and her officers, finding themselves
prisoners in the pit, had shouted and screamed until they were
tired out, but no one had come to their assistance. It was very
dark and damp in the pit and they could not climb out because the
walls were higher than their heads and the cover was on. The
Queen was first angry and then annoyed and then discouraged; but
the officers were only afraid. Every one of the poor fellows
heartily wished he was back in Oogaboo caring for his orchard,
and some were so unhappy that they began to reproach Ann for
causing them all this trouble and danger.
"A passage! A passage! Follow me, my brave men, and we may yet
escape."
"It will never end--never!" moaned the officers, who were
rubbing all the skin off their knees on the rough rocks.
So she crawled on, and the officers crawled on, and while they
were crawling through this awful underground passage Polychrome
and Shaggy and Files and the Rose Princess, who were standing
outside the entrance to Ruggedo's domains, were wondering what
had become of them.
"Don't let us worry," said Shaggy to his companions, "for it
may take the Queen some time to conquer the Metal Monarch, as
Tik-Tok has to do everything in his slow, mechanical way."
"I do, indeed," replied Shaggy. "This Nome King is really a
powerful fellow and has a legion of nomes to assist him, whereas
our bold Queen commands a Clockwork Man and a band of
fainthearted officers."
"Where is the dragon now?" inquired Ozga.
"Quox means well," said Shaggy, "but I do not think we shall
need his services; for just as soon as I am satisfied that Queen
Ann and her army have failed to conquer Ruggedo, I shall enter
the caverns and show the King my Love Magnet. That he cannot
resist; therefore the conquest will be made with ease."
The Hearer was still angry at Ruggedo for breaking his ear,
but he acknowledged the Nome King to be his master and was ready
to obey his commands. Therefore he repeated Shaggy's speech to
the King, who at once realized that his Kingdom was in grave
danger. For Ruggedo knew of the Love Magnet and its powers and
was horrified at the thought that Shaggy might show him the magic
talisman and turn all the hatred in his heart into love. Ruggedo
was proud of his hatred and abhorred love of any sort.
Kaliko returned to the cavern in time to overhear this
question, and being a loyal nome and eager to serve his King, he
answered by saying:
"True!" cried the King in delight at this easy solution of the
problem. "Get at once a dozen nomes, with ropes, and place them
in the passage where they can seize and bind Shaggy as soon as he
enters.
"I don't worry so much about the Oogaboo people," said
Polychrome, who had grown sober with waiting, and perhaps a
little nervous, "for they could not be killed, even though
Ruggedo might cause them much suffering and perhaps destroy them
utterly. But we should not have allowed Betsy and Hank to go
alone into the caverns. The little girl is mortal and possesses
no magic powers whatever, so if Ruggedo captures her she will be
wholly at his. mercy."
"We may as well go with you," asserted Files, "for by means of
the Love Magnet, you can soon bring the Nome King to reason.
As for Polychrome, as soon as she saw that trouble had
overtaken Shaggy she turned and ran lightly back through the
passage and out of the entrance. Then she easily leaped from rock
to rock until she paused beside the great dragon, who lay fast
asleep.
But Quox did not wake up. He lay as one in a trance,
absolutely motionless, with his enormous eyes tight closed. The
eyelids had big silver scales on them, like all the rest of his
body.
"Wake up, Quox-wake up!" But he would not waken.
She walked around Quox two or three times, trying to discover
some tender place on his body where a thump or a punch might he
felt; but he lay extended along the rocks with his chin flat upon
the ground and his legs drawn underneath his body, and all that
one could see was his thick sky-blue skin--thicker than that of a
rhinoceros--and his silver scales.
Here she found Ruggedo lolling in his throne and smoking a
long pipe. Beside him stood General Guph and Kaliko, and ranged
before the King were the Rose Princess, Files and the Shaggy Man.
Tik-Tok still lay upon the floor, weighted down by the big
diamond.
The Nome King, thinking himself wholly master of the
situation, was laughing and jeering at his prisoners when
Polychrome, exquisitely beautiful and dancing like a ray of
light, entered the cavern.
"I am Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter," she said
proudly.
"No, thank you," laughed Polychrome. "My home is in the sky,
and I'm only on a visit to this solid, sordid earth. But tell me,
Ruggedo, why my friends have been wound with cords and bound with
chains?"
"Then, since they are now helpless, why not release them and
send them back to the earth's surface?"
Polychrome looked at him wonderingly. Then she turned to
Shaggy and asked:
"I'm positive," answered Shaggy. "But you seem to be something
of a Love Magnet yourself, Polychrome."
"You forget," retorted the King, scowling darkly, "that you
also are in my power."
"Seize her!" suddenly shouted the King, and General Guph
sprang forward to obey. Polychrome stood quite still, yet when
Guph attempted to clutch her his hands met in air, and now the
Rainbow's Daughter was in another part of the room, as smiling
and composed as before.
So after a time they abandoned the chase and Ruggedo returned
to his throne and wiped the perspiration from his face with a
finely-woven handkerchief of cloth-of-gold.
"I'm going to have some fun, to repay me for all my bother,"
replied the Nome King. Then he said to Kaliko: "Summon the
executioners."
"Now, Pang," said Ruggedo, addressing the leader of the
executioners, "fetch the Army of Oogaboo and their Queen from the
pit and torture them here in my presence--as well as in the
presence of their friends. It will be great sport."
"They're all gone," said he.
"They left no address, Your Majesty; but they are not in the
pit."
"No one," said Pang. "The cover was there, but the prisoners
were not under it."
Kaliko went away looking sad and disturbed, for he knew the
King was cruel and unjust enough to carry out this threat. Pang
and the executioners also went away, in another direction, but
when they came back Betsy Bobbin was not with them, nor was
Hank.
"Jumping jellycakes!" screamed the King. "Another escape? Are
you sure you found the right cave?"
Ruggedo was beginning to be alarmed as well as angry. However,
these disappointments but made him the more vindictive and he
cast an evil look at the other prisoners and said:
"But, Your Majesty," protested Kaliko, who had returned to the
room after sending a hundred nomes to search for the Oogaboo
people, you must remember that Tik-Tok is a very curious and
interesting machine. It would be a shame to deprive the world of
such a clever contrivance."
He came out of his throne to stand before the Shaggy Man, and
then he waved his hands, palms downward, in seven semicircles
over his victim's head, saying in a low but clear tone of voice
the magic wugwa:
Idu, ido, idi, ide, ida, woo!"
"Very good! Very good!" cried Ruggedo, rubbing his hands
gleefully together. "One enemy is out of my way, and now for the
others."
When Polychrome saw Shaggy Man transformed into a dove and
realized that Ruggedo was about do something as dreadful to the
Princess and Files, and that Tik-Tok would soon be melted in a
crucible, she turned and ran from the cavern, through the passage
and back to the place where Quox lay asleep.
The great dragon still had his eyes closed and was even
snoring in a manner that resembled distant thunder; but
Polychrome was now desperate, because any further delay meant the
destruction of her friends. She seized the pearl necklace, to
which was attached the great locket, and jerked it with all her
strength.
"What's the matter, little Rainbow?"
"Well, well," said Quox, "I suspected that would happen. Step
a little out of my path, my dear, and I'll make a rush for the
Nome King's cavern."
Along the passage he swept, nearly filling it with his immense
body, and now he poked his head into the jeweled cavern of
Ruggedo.
Ruggedo was delighted with the success of his stratagem. He
had just transformed the Rose Princess into a fiddle and was
about to transform Files into a fiddle bow, when the dragon
appeared to interrupt him. So he called out:
"Pardon me for contradicting Your Majesty," returned Quox in a
quiet voice, "but I don't believe you'll perform any more
magic."
"There's a reason," said Quox. "Do you see this ribbon around
my neck?"
"Do you see it plainly?" persisted the dragon, with a little
chuckle of amusement.
"Then you no longer possess any magical powers, and are as
helpless as a clam," asserted Quox. "My great master,
Tititi-Hoochoo, the Jinjin, enchanted this ribbon in such a way
that whenever Your Majesty looked upon it all knowledge of magic
would desert you instantly, nor will any magical formula you can
remember ever perform your bidding."
By this time the Nome King was so alarmed that he was secretly
shaking in his shoes.
Ruggedo promptly threw his sceptre at his Royal Chamberlain,
who dodged it with his usual cleverness, and then he said with an
attempt to swagger:
"Again I beg to differ with Your Majesty," said Quox. "The
Great Jinjin commands you to depart instantly from this Kingdom
and seek the earth's surface, where you will wander for all time
to come, without a home or country, without a friend or follower,
and without any more riches than you can carry with you in your
pockets. The Great Jinjin is so generous that he will allow you
to fill your pockets with jewels or gold, but you must take
nothing more."
"Does Tititi-Hoochoo condemn me to such a fate?" he asked in a
hoarse voice.
"And just for throwing a few strangers down the Forbidden
Tube?"
"Well, I won't do it. And your crazy old Jinjin can't make me
do it, either!" declared Ruggedo. "I intend to remain here, King
of the Nomes, until the end of the world, and I defy your
TititiHoochoo and all his fairies--as well as his clumsy
messenger, whom I have been obliged to chain up!"
There was little comfort for Ruggedo in the fact that the
dragon was now chained, although he had boasted of it. He glared
at the immense head of Quox as if fascinated and there was fear
in the old King's eyes as he watched his enemy's movements.
Nothing much happened at first; half a dozen hen's eggs rolled
out upon the floor and then the locket closed with a sharp click.
But the effect upon the nomes of this simple thing was
astounding. General Guph, Kaliko, Pang and his band of
executioners were all standing close to the door that led to the
vast series of underground caverns which constituted the
dominions of the nomes, and as soon as they saw the eggs they
raised a chorus of frantic screams and rushed through the door,
slamming it in Ruggedo's face and placing a heavy bronze bar
across it.
This was too much for the King to bear. His horror of eggs was
real and absolute and he made a leap from the throne to the
center of the room and then ran to a far corner.
Of course the dragon was in his way, being chained in the
passage with his head in the cavern, but when he saw the King
making toward him he crouched as low as he could and dropped his
chin to the floor, leaving a small space between his body and the
roof of the passage.
When he picked himself up he observed that no one was
following him, and while he recovered his breath he happened to
think of the decree of the Jinjin--that he should be driven from
his Kingdom and made a wanderer on the face of the earth. Well,
here he was, driven from his cavern in truth; driven by those
dreadful eggs; but he would go back and defy them; he would not
submit to losing his precious Kingdom and his tyrannical powers,
all because Tititi-Hoochoo had said he must.
At first he paused a safe distance away to consider the case,
for the eggs were now motionless. While he was wondering what
could be done, he remembered there was a magical charm which
would destroy eggs and render them harmless to nomes. There were
nine passes to be made and six verses of incantation to be
recited; but Ruggedo knew them all. Now that he had ample time to
be exact, he carefully went through the entire ceremony.
And there were the eggs, forever barring him from the Kingdom
which he had ruled so long with absolute sway! He threw rocks at
them, but could not hit a single egg. He raved and scolded and
tore his hair and beard, and danced in helpless passion, but that
did nothing to avert the just judgment of the Jinjin, which
Ruggedo's own evil deeds had brought upon him.
King Kaliko
"Alas! why did you not come before? Because you were sleeping
instead of conquering, the lovely Rose Princess has become a
fiddle without a how, while poor Shaggy sits there a cooing
dove!"
Files obeyed and at the moment of contact with the ribbon the
Nome King's charm was broken and the Rose Princess herself stood
before them as sweet and smiling as ever.
"Please get off my left toe, Shaggy Man, and be more
particular where you step."
"Ma-ny thanks!" said Tik-Tok. "Where is the wicked King who
want-ed to melt me in a cru-cible?"
"We must search the cavern until we find them," declared
Shaggy; but when he went to the door leading to the other caverns
he found it shut and barred.
"But you are a prisoner, and the chains that hold you are
fastened in some other room, so that we cannot release you,"
Files said anxiously.
But when he tried to push in the heavy metal door, even his
mighty strength failed, and after several attempts he gave it up
and squatted himself in a corner to think of a better way.
Kaliko, in the next cavern, was wondering what had happened to
Ruggedo and if he had escaped the eggs and outwitted the dragon.
But when he heard the sound of the gong, which had so often
called him into the King's presence, he decided that Ruggedo had
been victorious; so he took away the bar, threw open the door and
entered the royal cavern.
"What is your will?" he inquired.
"Safe in my own private room," said Kaliko.
So Kaliko went to Betsy's room and gave three raps upon the
door. The little girl had been asleep, but she heard the raps and
opened the door.
So Betsy and Hank returned with the Royal Chamberlain to the
throne cavern, where she was received with great joy by her
friends. They told her what had happened to Ruggedo and she told
them how kind Kaliko had been to her. Quox did not have much to
say until the conversation was ended, but then he turned to
Kaliko and asked:
"Me?" stammered the Chamberlain, greatly surprised by the
question. "Well, I couldn't be a worse King, I'm sure."
"Of course," said Kaliko. "They like me better than ever they
did Ruggedo."
"Hooray!" cried Betsy; "I'm glad of that. King Kaliko, I
salute Your Majesty and wish you joy in your gloomy old
Kingdom!"
"Will you release my dear brother?" asked Shaggy.
"He's so conscientious!" said Shaggy, highly pleased. "All of
our family have noble natures. But is my dear brother well?" he
added anxiously.
"I hope he doesn't work too hard," said Shaggy.
"Why, it's more like visiting, than being a prisoner,"
asserted Betsy.
"Where is my brother now?" inquired Shaggy.
"Where is that?"
"Let us go there at once and rescue my dear brother," pleaded
Shaggy earnestly.
"I don't believe I can find the way," said he. "Ruggedo made
three secret passages to the Metal Forest, but he changes the
location of these passages every week, so that no one can get to
the Metal Forest without his permission. However, if we look
sharp, we may be able to discover one of these secret ways."
"I'm sure I can't say," replied Kaliko.
"Oh, no; I'm quite sure he didn't. They fell into the big pit
in the passage, and we put the cover on to keep them there; but
when the executioners went to look for them they had all
disappeared from the pit and we could find no trace of them."
They agreed that it did, but no one could explain the
mystery.
"Why do they call him the Ugly One?" asked Betsy.
Betsy laughed and Shaggy seemed rather hurt; but Polychrome
relieved his embarrassment by saying softly: "One can be ugly in
looks, but lovely in disposition."
"True," agreed Kaliko. "So I think I will assemble the chief
nomes of my kingdom in this throne room and tell them that I am
their new King. Then I can ask them to assist us in searching for
the secret passages.
Kaliko went to the big gong and pounded on it just as Ruggedo
used to do; but no one answered the summons.
So he ran out of the room and found Guph and told him to
answer the summons of the King's gong. Having returned to the
royal cavern, Kaliko first pounded the gong and then sat in the
throne, wearing Ruggedo's discarded ruby crown and holding in his
hand the sceptre which Ruggedo had so often thrown at his
head.
"Better get out of that throne before old Ruggedo comes back,"
he said warningly.
"All of which is quite true," asserted the dragon, and all of
those who stood around the throne bowed respectfully to the new
King.
All this being pleasantly arranged, the new Chamberlain went
away to tell the news to all the nomes of the underground
Kingdom, every one of whom would be delighted with the change in
Kings.
When the chief nomes assembled before their new King they
joyfully saluted him and promised to obey his commands. But, when
Kaliko questioned them, none knew the way to the Metal Forest,
although all had assisted in its making. So the King instructed
them to search carefully for one of the passages and to bring him
the news as soon as they had found it.
Much wonderment had been caused by the absolute disappearance
of the sixteen officers of Oogaboo and their Queen. Not a nome
had seen them, nor were they discovered during the search for the
passages leading to the Metal Forest. Perhaps no one was unhappy
over their loss, but all were curious to know what had become of
them.
"Will you go through the Tube again?" asked Betsy.
They thanked the dragon for befriending them and wished him a
pleasant journey. Also they sent their thanks to the great
Jinjin, whose just condemnation of Ruggedo had served their
interests so well. Then Quox yawned and stretched himself and
ambled over to the Tube, into which he slid head-foremost and
disappeared.
It was Polychrome's custom to go every day to the mountain and
watch for her father, the Rainbow, for she was growing tired with
wandering upon the earth and longed to rejoin her sisters in
their sky palaces. And on the third day, while she sat motionless
upon a point of rock, whom should she see slyly creeping up the
mountain but Ruggedo!
Several times had Ruggedo crept up to the mouth of the
caverns, only to find the six eggs still on guard. He knew quite
well that he must accept his fate and become a homeless wanderer,
but his chief regret now was that he had neglected to fill his
pockets with gold and jewels. He was aware that a wanderer with
wealth at his command would fare much better than one who was a
pauper, so he still loitered around the caverns wherein he knew
so much treasure was stored, hoping for a chance to fill his
pockets.
"Aha!" said he to himself, "I alone know the way to that
Forest, and once there I can fill my pockets with the finest
jewels in all the world."
Then he returned up the mountain and, after gazing cautiously
around to make sure he was not observed, he touched a spring in a
rock and it swung slowly backward, disclosing a broad passageway.
This he entered, swinging the rock in place behind him.
"I've no doubt that that is a way to the Metal Forest,"
exclaimed Shaggy. "Come, let us follow Ruggedo at once and rescue
my poor brother!"
"The Metal Forest has a brilliant light of its own," said he,
"but the passage across the valley is likely to be dark."
"He means to rob the Forest, I'm sure," said Kaliko; "but he
will find he is no longer of any account in this Kingdom and I
will have my nomes throw him out."
"Yes, the Jinjin said so; but we won't miss it much. There is
more treasure in the Metal Forest than a million nomes could
carry in their pockets."
It lay under another mountain and occupied a great domed
cavern, the roof of which was higher than a church steeple. In
this space the industrious nomes had built, during many years of
labor, the most beautiful forest in the world. The trees--trunks,
branches and leaves--were all of solid gold, while the bushes and
underbrush were formed of filigree silver, virgin pure. The trees
towered as high as natural live oaks do and were of exquisite
workmanship.
Our friends were so amazed at the sight that for a while they
stood gazing in silent wonder. Then Shaggy exclaimed.
"Yes," replied Kaliko. "The Ugly One has been here for two or
three years, to my positive knowledge."
"One doesn't need to, my dear," Kaliko assured her. "The Metal
Forest does not fill all of this great cavern, by any means.
Beyond these gold and silver trees are other trees of the real
sort, which bear foods very nice to eat. Let us walk in that
direction, for I am quite sure we will find Shaggy's brother in
that part of the cavern, rather than in this."
Suddenly they heard a scream. Jewels scattered in every
direction as some one hidden among the bushes scampered away
before them. Then a loud voice cried: "Halt!" and there was the
sound of a struggle.
With fast beating hearts they all rushed forward and, beyond a
group of stately metal trees, came full upon a most astonishing
scene.
For Ann and her officers were indeed a sight to behold. Her
Majesty's clothing, once so rich and gorgeous, was now worn and
torn into shreds by her long crawl through the tunnel, which, by
the way, had led her directly into the Metal Forest. It was,
indeed, one of the three secret passages, and by far the most
difficult of the three. Ann had not only torn her pretty skirt
and jacket, but her crown had become bent and battered and even
her shoes were so cut and slashed that they were ready to fall
from her feet.
When they reached the Metal Forest their eyes beheld more
plunder than they had ever dreamed of; yet they were prisoners in
this huge dome and could not escape with the riches heaped about
them. Perhaps a more unhappy and homesick lot of "conquerors"
never existed than this band from Oogaboo.
"Goodness gracious!" cried Betsy. "What has happened to you
all?"
"We were obliged to escape from the pit through a small
tunnel, which was lined with sharp and jagged rocks," said she,
"and not only was our clothing torn to rags but our flesh is so
bruised and sore that we are stiff and lame in every joint. To
add to our troubles we find we are still prisoners; but now that
we have succeeded in capturing the wicked Metal Monarch we shall
force him to grant us our liberty."
"Glad to meet Your Majesty, I'm sure," said Kaliko, bowing as
courteously as if the Queen still wore splendid raiment.
"What are you doing here?" asked Kaliko sternly.
"You were commanded to leave the country of the nomes
forever!" declared Kaliko.
"Then fill them, and be gone," returned the new King.
At last these were all filled and Ruggedo presented a comical
sight, for surely no man ever before had so many pockets, or any
at all filled with such a choice collection of precious stones.
He neglected to thank the young ladies for their kindness, but
gave them a surly nod of farewell and staggered down the path by
the way he had come. They let him depart in silence, for with all
he had taken, the masses of jewels upon the ground seemed
scarcely to have been disturbed, so numerous were they. Also they
hoped they had seen the last of the degraded King.
"But my brother--my dear brother! Where is he?" inquired
Shaggy anxiously. "Have you seen him, Queen Ann?"
Shaggy hesitated to reply, but Betsy said: "He's called the
Ugly One. Perhaps you'll know him by that."
"That must be my dear brother!" exclaimed Shaggy.
"But why does he hide among those green trees, instead of
enjoying all these glittery golden ones?" asked Betsy.
"I believe that is true," declared Shaggy. "My dear brother is
very wise to prefer real trees to the imitation ones. But come;
let us go there and find him."
Not far from the edge of the grove they came upon a small hut,
cleverly made of twigs and golden branches woven together. As
they approached the place they caught a glimpse of a form that
darted into the hut and slammed the door tight shut after
him.
"Brother! Brother!"
"It is Shaggy--your own loving brother--who has been searching
for you a long time and has now come to rescue you."
"Oh, but you are mistaken about that," said Shaggy. "There is
a new King of the nomes, named Kaliko, in Ruggedo's place, and he
has promised you shall go free."
"Why not, Brother?" asked Shaggy, anxiously.
"No. Tell me, Brother, what have they done?"
"Not very well, Brother; you were so young when I left home.
But I remember that mother thought you were beautiful."
"Poor Brother!" said Shaggy softly, and all the others were
silent from sympathy.
"Poor Brother!" repeated Shaggy. "But I beg you now to come
forth and face us, who are your friends. None here will laugh or
jeer, however unhandsome you may be."
But the Ugly One refused the invitation.
Shaggy Man turned to the group surrounding him.
"I'll tell you," replied Betsy. "Let him put on a mask."
"I have no mask," answered the Ugly One.
Shaggy looked at the little square of cloth and shook his
head.
Saying this he took from his pocket his own handkerchief and
went to the door of the hut.
The door slowly opened, just far enough for the Ugly One to
thrust out his hand and take the handkerchief and the knife. Then
it closed again.
For a time there was silence. Queen Ann and her army sat down
upon the ground to rest. Betsy sat on Hank's back. Polychrome
danced lightly up and down the jeweled paths while Files and the
Princess wandered through the groves arm in arm. Tik-Tok, who
never tired, stood motionless.
"Are you ready?" asked Shaggy.
Betsy might have laughed aloud had she not remembered how
sensitive to ridicule Shaggy's brother was, for the handkerchief
with which he had masked his features was a red one covered with
big white polka dots. In this two holes had been cut--in front of
the eyes--while two smaller ones before the nostrils allowed the
man to breathe freely. The cloth was then tightly drawn over the
Ugly One's face and knotted at the back of his neck.
Shaggy had darted forward, and embraced his newly found
brother with both his arms. The brother also embraced Shaggy, who
then led him forward and introduced him to all the assembled
company.
"That is a kindly deed," replied Ugly in a sad voice, "but I
dread to go back to the world in this direful condition. Unless I
remain forever masked, my dreadful face would curdle all the milk
and stop all the clocks."
Shaggy looked anxiously at Kaliko, who shook his head.
"Perhaps Ruggedo himself might break his own enchantment,"
suggested Ann; "but unfortunately we have allowed the old King to
escape."
The Ugly One was affected to tears by this tender speech, and
the tears began to wet the red handkerchief; so Shaggy gently
wiped them away with his coat sleeve.
"Won't you be dreadful sorry to leave this lovely place?"
Betsy asked the Ugly One.
Betsy looked around at the quaint trees.
"The best food in the world," Ugly answered. "Do you see that
grove at your left?" he added, pointing it out; "well, such trees
as those do not grow in your country, or in any other place but
this cavern. I have named them 'Hotel Trees,' because they bear a
certain kind of table d'hote fruit called 'Three-Course Nuts.'
"
"Something like cocoanuts, to look at," explained the Ugly
One. "All you have to do is to pick one of them and then sit down
and eat your dinner. You first unscrew the top part and find a
cupfull of good soup. After you've eaten that, you unscrew the
middle part and find a hollow filled with meat and potatoes,
vegetables and a fine salad. Eat that, and unscrew the next
section, and you come to the dessert in the bottom of the nut.
That is, pie and cake, cheese and crackers, and nuts and raisins.
The Three-Course Nuts are not all exactly alike in flavor or in
contents, but they are all good and in each one may be found a
complete three-course dinner.
"Why, there are Breakfast Trees for that, which grow over
there at the right. They bear nuts, like the others, only the
nuts contain coffee or chocolate, instead of soup; oatmeal
instead of meat-and-potatoes, and fruits instead of dessert. Sad
as has been my life in this wonderful prison, I must admit that
no one could live more luxuriously in the best hotel in the world
than I have lived here; but I will be glad to get into the open
air again and see the good old sun and the silvery moon and the
soft green grass and the flowers that are kissed by the morning
dew. Ah, how much more lovely are those blessed things than the
glitter of gems or the cold gleam of gold!"
"Not always, my dear," he gravely replied. "If we didn't want
anything, we would never get anything, good or bad. I think our
longings are natural, and if we act as nature prompts us we can't
go far wrong."
"All things are good in their way," said Shaggy; "but we may
have too much of any good thing. And I have noticed that the
value of anything depends upon how scarce it is, and how
difficult it is to obtain."
So they all turned and began walking through the Metal Forest
to the other side of the great domed cave, where they had first
entered it. Shaggy and his brother walked side by side and both
seemed rejoiced that they were together after their long
separation. Betsy didn't dare look at the polka dot handkerchief,
for fear she would laugh aloud; so she walked behind the two
brothers and led Hank by holding fast to his left ear.
"I have not conquered this Nome Country, nor do I expect to do
so; but I would like to gather a few of these pretty jewels
before I leave this place."
This accomplished, they all entered the passage, the nomes
going first to light the way with their torches. They had not
proceeded far when Betsy exclaimed:
All eyes were turned upon the ground and they found a regular
trail of jewels strewn along the rock floor.
All the way along the passage they found this trail of jewels,
but when they neared the end the mystery was explained. For
there, squatted upon the floor with his back to the rock wall,
sat old Ruggedo, puffing and blowing as if he was all tired out.
Then they realized it was he who had scattered the jewels, from
his many pockets, which one by one had burst with the weight of
their contents as he had stumbled along the passage.
"Have you any jewels left?" inquired Betsy.
"A few," said he, "but they will be sufficient to supply my
wants, and I no longer have any desire to be rich. If some of you
will kindly help me to rise, I'll get out of here and leave you,
for I know you all despise me and prefer my room to my
company.
"Wh--wh--who is this?" he faltered.
"Really, Ruggedo," said Betsy, "you ought to be ashamed of
that mean trick."
"Then," returned the girl, "you'd better do some more magic
and give the poor man his own face again."
"Every charm," remarked pretty Polychrome, "has its antidote;
and, if you knew this charm of ugliness, Ruggedo, you must have
known how to dispel it."
"If I did, I--I've forgotten," he stammered regretfully.
Ruggedo ruffled his hair with both hands, sighed, slapped his
chest, rubbed his ear, and stared stupidly around the group.
"See here, Ruggedo," said Betsy, sharply, "we've treated you
pretty well, so far, but we won't stand for any nonsense, and if
you know what's good for yourself you'll think of that
charm!"
"Because it means so much to Shaggy's brother. He's dreadfully
ashamed of himself, the way he is now, and you're to blame for
it. Fact is, Ruggedo, you've done so much wickedness in your life
that it won't hurt you to do a kind act now."
"I seem to remember, dimly," said he, "that a certain kind of
a kiss will break the charm of ugliness."
"What kind? Why, it was--it was--it was either the kiss of a
Mortal Maid; or--or--the kiss of a Mortal Maid who had once been
a Fairy; or--or the kiss of one who is still a Fairy. I can't
remember which. But of course no maid, mortal or fairy, would
ever consent to kiss a person so ugly--so dreadfully, fearfully,
terribly ugly--as Shaggy's brother."
Oh, you really couldn't," protested Ugly. "I would be obliged
to remove my mask, and--when you saw my face, nothing could
induce you to kiss me, generous as you are."
"This is awfully kind of you, Betsy!" said Shaggy,
gratefully.
So Kaliko ordered the torch-bearers to leave the passage,
which they did by going through the rock opening. Queen Ann and
her army also went out; but the others were so interested in
Betsy's experiment that they remained grouped at the mouth of the
passageway. When the big rock swung into place, closing tight the
opening, they were left in total darkness.
"Yes," he replied.
"Here," said he.
He found her hands and clasping them in his own stooped until
his face was near to that of the little girl. The others heard a
clear, smacking kiss, and then Betsy exclaimed:
"Tell me, dear brother; is the charm broken?" asked
Shaggy.
"Has anyone a match?" inquired Betsy.
"Then let Ruggedo strike one of them and look at your
brother's face, while we all turn our backs. Ruggedo made your
brother ugly, so I guess he can stand the horror of looking at
him, if the charm isn't broken."
"Ugly as ever!" he said with a shudder. "So it wasn't the kiss
of a Mortal Maid, after all."
Files did not wholly approve of this, but he was too generous
to interfere. So the Rose Princess felt her way through the
darkness to Shaggy's brother and kissed him.
"No," announced the former King; "that didn't break the charm,
either. It must be the kiss of a Fairy that is required--or else
my memory has failed me altogether."
"Of course I will!" answered Polychrome, with a merry laugh.
"I've never kissed a mortal man in all the thousands of years I
have existed, but I'll do it to please our faithful Shaggy Man,
whose unselfish affection for his ugly brother deserves to be
rewarded."
"Oh, thank you--thank you!" he fervently cried. "I've changed,
this time, I know. I can feel it! I'm different. Shaggy--dear
Shaggy--I am myself again!"
Everyone stood motionless, staring hard at Shaggy's brother,
who, no longer masked by the polka-dot handkerchief, met their
gaze with a glad smile.
"I think he's rather good looking," remarked Betsy, gazing at
the man critically.
"All right," returned Betsy, briskly, "we'll take your word
for it, Kaliko. And now let us get out of this tunnel and into
the world again."
It did not take them long to regain the royal cavern of the
Nome King, where Kaliko ordered served to them the nicest
refreshments the place afforded.
There Betsy discovered him. All of the little girl's
companions were now so happy at the success of Shaggy's quest for
his brother, and the laughter and merriment seemed so general,
that Betsy's heart softened toward the friendless old man who had
once been their bitter enemy, and she carried to him some of the
food and drink. Ruggedo's eyes filled with tears at this
unexpected kindness. He took the child's hand in his own and
pressed it gratefully.
"Are you?" asked Kaliko, looking down at his former
master.
"That being the case," said Kaliko, "I will let you stay here
as long as you behave yourself; but, if you try to act badly
again, I shall drive you out, as Tititi-Hoochoo has commanded,
and you'll have to wander."
They were all pleased to hear this and to know that Ruggedo
had really reformed.
Polychrome had been a little restless during the last hour or
two. The lovely Daughter of the Rain how knew that she had now
done all in her power to assist her earth friends, and so she
began to long for her sky home.
So she jumped up and ran through the passage to the outer
entrance, and they all followed after her and grouped themselves
on a ledge of the mountain-side. Sure enough, dark clouds had
filled the sky and a slow, drizzling rain had set in.
Betsy didn't look at the sky; she looked at Polychrome, whose
happy, smiling face surely foretold the coming of her father to
take her to the Cloud Palaces. A moment later a gleam of sunshine
flooded the mountain and a gorgeous Rainbow appeared.
"Good-bye!" she called, and they all shouted "Good-bye!" in
return and waves their hands to their pretty friend.
"I'm dreadful sorry to see Polychrome go," said Betsy, who
felt like crying; "but I s'pose she'll be a good deal happier
with her sisters in the sky palaces."
"Once," said Betsy, "I, too, had a home. Now, I've
only--only--dear old Hank!"
"Nor I!" exclaimed Shaggy's brother, in earnest tones.
"All right," she said. "It's raining again, so let's go back
into the cavern."
Dorothy is Delighted
"Don't you want to conquer the world?" asked Betsy.
"So do I!" yelled every officer in a fervent tone.
When Ann and her people so earnestly wished to return to
Oogaboo, Ozma was sorry for them and remembered that Oogaboo was
a corner of the Land of Oz. She turned to her attendant and
asked:
"It can, Your Highness," replied the little Wizard.
"How about the Rose Princess?" asked the Wizard.
"Very well," said the Wizard, and without any fuss or mystery
whatever he performed a magical rite that was simple and
effective. Therefore those seated in the Nome King's cavern were
both startled and amazed when all the people of Oogaboo suddenly
disappeared from the room, and with them the Rose Princess. At
first they could not understand it at all; but presently Shaggy
suspected the truth, and believing that Ozma was now taking an
interest in the party he drew from his pocket a tiny instrument
which he placed against his ear.
"Do you hear me, Shaggy Man?" asked Ozma.
"I have Sent the people of Oogaboo back to their own little
valley," announced the Ruler of Oz; "so do not worry over their
disappearance."
"I will do that," replied Ozma. "But how about yourself,
Shaggy?"
He said this with a sigh of regret, and Ozma made no reply but
laid the tiny instrument on her table, thus cutting off all
further communication with the Shaggy Man. But the lovely Ruler
of Oz still watched her magic picture, with a thoughtful
expression upon her face, and the little Wizard of Oz watched
Ozma and smiled softly to himself.
"Well, little comrade, what shall we do next?"
"He also has disappeared," said Shaggy, looking around the
cavern and nodding wisely. "By this time he is in Ozma's palace
in the Land of Oz, which is his home."
"It used to be, my dear; but now my home is wherever you and
my brother are. We are wanderers, you know, but if we stick
together I am sure we shall have a good time."
"I'm ready," said Shaggy, and then they bade good-bye to King
Kaliko, and thanked him for his assistance, and went out to the
mouth of the passage.
During this time Ozma had been holding a conference with the
Wizard, and later with TikTok, whom the magic of the Wizard had
quickly transported to Ozma's palace. Tik-Tok had only words of
praise for Betsy Bobbin, "who," he said, "is al-most as nice as
Dor-o-thy her-self."
"Did you want to see me, Ozma?" she asked.
"I don't b'lieve it's worth much," replied Dorothy, "but I'll
do the best I can. What is it all about, Ozma?"
"Shaggy Man was always kind-hearted," remarked Dorothy. "But
who are these new friends he has found?"
"Who else?" asked Dorothy.
"Oh, yes!" exclaimed Dorothy. "I've often watched her and Hank
in the Magic Picture, you know. She's a dear little girl, and old
Hank is a darling! Where are they now?"
Dorothy turned to the Picture, which showed Betsy and Hank,
with Shaggy and his brother, trudging along the rocky paths of a
barren country.
"You are right," said Tik-Tok. "I have been in that coun-try,
and it is a wilder-ness."
He turned to Ozma and smiled.
"Yes, your Highness."
"I think so," said the Wizard.
Ozma laughed at the wistful expression in the girl's eyes, and
then she drew Dorothy to her and kissed her.
Dorothy flushed.
"I know, dear. My first duty is to my subjects, and I think it
would be a delight to us all to have Betsy with us. There's a
pretty suite of rooms just opposite your own where she can live,
and I'll build a golden stall for Hank in the stable where the
Sawhorse lives. Then we'll introduce the mule to the Cowardly
Lion and the Hungry Tiger, and I'm sure they will soon become
firm friends. But I cannot very well admit Betsy and Hank into Oz
unless I also admit Shaggy's brother."
"Well, why not ad-mit him?" demanded Tik-Tok.
"The Land of Oz isn't crowded," suggested Dorothy.
"Well, we can't afford to lose our Shaggy Man, can we?"
"I'm getting my magic ready to transport them all."
"Shag-gy's broth-er is a good fel-low, and we can't spare
Shag-gy."
He did so, placing a silver plate upon a small standard and
pouring upon the plate a small quantity of pink powder which was
contained in a crystal vial. Then he muttered a rather difficult
incantation which the sorceress Glinda the Good had taught him,
and it all ended in a puff of perfumed smoke from the silver
plate. This smoke was so pungent that it made both Ozma and
Dorothy rub their eyes for a moment.
"Look!" cried Dorothy, pointing to the Magic Picture; "they're
gone! All of them are gone."
"They are gone," said the Wizard, polishing the silver plate
and wrapping it in a fine cloth, "because they are here."
"Your Highness," she said to Ozma, "the Shaggy Man and another
man are in the waiting room and ask to pay their respects to you.
Shaggy is crying like a baby, but he says they are tears of
joy."
"Oh, no!" exclaimed Dorothy, eagerly jumping up from her
chair; "I'll go to meet Betsy myself, for she'll feel awful
strange in this big palace."
The Land of Love
They were in a beautiful stable in the rear of Ozma's palace,
where the wooden Sawhorse--very much alive--lived in a
gold-paneled stall, and where there were rooms for the Cowardly
Lion and the Hungry Tiger, which were filled with soft cushions
for them to lie upon and golden troughs for them to eat from.
The Cowardly Lion, looking very dignified, was stretched out
upon the marble floor of the stable, eyeing Hank with a calm and
critical gaze, while near by crouched the huge Hungry Tiger, who
seemed equally interested in the new animal that had just
arrived. The Sawhorse, standing stiffly before Hank, repeated his
question
Hank moved his ears in an embarrassed manner.
"I can well understand that," remarked the Lion, wagging his
great head with a swaying motion. "Strange things happen in this
Land of Oz, as they do everywhere else. I believe you came here
from the cold, civilized, outside world, did you not?"
"That is because you are in the Land of Oz," said the
Sawhorse. "All animals talk, in this favored country, and you
must admit it is more sociable than to bray your dreadful
'hee-haw,' which nobody can understand."
"Oh, indeed! Then there must be other mules in your outside
world," said the Tiger, yawning sleepily.
"No," acknowledged the Tiger, "I have many relatives living in
the Jungle Country; but I am the only Tiger living in the Emerald
City."
"That is why this Land is favored," said the Tiger. "You must
understand, friend Hank, that the Sawhorse puts on airs because
he is shod with plates of gold, and because our beloved Ruler,
Ozma of Oz, likes to ride upon his back."
"Who is Betsy?"
The Sawhorse gave an angry snort and stamped his golden feet.
The Tiger crouched and growled. Slowly the great Lion rose to his
feet, his mane bristling.
"So will I!" snarled the Tiger, showing two rows of enormous
white teeth.
Hank slowly turned around until his heels were toward the
others. Then he said stubbornly:
While they hesitated, eyeing Hank's heels doubtfully, a merry
peal of laughter startled the animals and turning their heads
they beheld three lovely girls standing just within the richly
carved entrance to the stable. In the center was Ozma, her arms
encircling the waists of Dorothy and Betsy, who stood on either
side of her. Ozma was nearly half a head taller than the two
other girls, who were almost of one size. Unobserved, they had
listened to the talk of the animals, which was a very strange
experience indeed to little Betsy Bobbin.
"I have the right to express my opinion, your Highness,"
pleaded the Lion.
They accepted this rebuke very meekly.
Hank touched his hoof to that of the wooden horse.
The Lion merely nodded and said, as he crouched before the
mule:
"Why, this is as it should be," said Ozma, highly pleased to
see them so fully reconciled. Then she turned to her companions:
"Come, my dears, let us resume our walk."
"Do all the animals in Oz talk as we do?
"Do you know why?" asked Ozma.
"Hank isn't a fairy animal, any more than Toto," said Ozma,
"yet as soon as he came under the spell of our fairyland he found
he could talk. It was the same way with Billina, the Yellow Hen
whom you brought here at one time. The same spell has affected
Toto, I assure you; but he's a wise little dog and while he knows
everything that is said to him he prefers not to talk."
Dorothy knelt down before him and shaking her finger just
above his nose she said:
Toto looked up at her with his bright black eyes and wagged
his tail.
"That's a dog answer," said Dorothy. "How would you like it,
Toto, if I said nothing to you but 'bow-wow'?"
"Really, Dorothy," said Betsy, "he can talk with his bark and
his tail just as well as we can. Don't you understand such dog
language?"
"Woof!" said Toto, and that meant no.
"Woof!"
He looked at her steadily a moment.
Dorothy clapped her hands in delight, while Betsy and Ozma
both laughed heartily at her pleasure and the success of her
experiment. Arm in arm they sauntered away through the beautiful
gardens of the palace, where magnificent flowers bloomed in
abundance and fountains shot their silvery sprays far into the
air. And by and by, as they turned a corner, they came upon
Shaggy Man and his brother, who were seated together upon a
golden bench.
"How are you enjoying our Land of Oz?" Ozma asked the
stranger.
"You must thank Shaggy for that," said Ozma. "Being his
brother, I have made you welcome here."
Leaving the brothers, Ozma and the girls continued their walk.
Presently Betsy exclaimed:
"I know," answered Dorothy. "I've felt that way myself, lots
of times.
Ozma laughed at this.
"Yes," agreed Betsy, after a little thought, "I guess that's
true."
THE WIZARD OF OZ THE LAND OF OZ OZMA OF OZ DOROTHY AND THE
WIZARD IN OZ THE ROAD TO OZ THE EMERALD CITY OF OZ THE PATCHWORK
GIRL OF OZ TIK-TOK OF OZ THE SCARECROW OF OZ RINKITINK IN OZ THE
LOST PRINCESS OF OZ THE TIN WOODMAN OF OZ THE MAGIC OF OZ GLINDA
OF OZ